My ideas about compotore technology and social revolution and FREEDOM are so advanced, so revolutionary, that most people on Slashdort mistake them for "jorkes." Wrong! I am totally serial.
Try breaking free of the binary straightjacket. I transmit all my data in ternary and it is untraceable and unstoppable. This gives me unlimitered bandwidsh to post my brilliant world-changing essays and thoughts on Slashdort, the Facebook of the Internet!
Billionaire parasite coupon clippers who live by sucking the life out of millions of proletarians want us to worship them because they seek a tax deduction!
ENOUGH!! When the workers of the world take the power, free internet will be so easy, we'll even give it to Gates and Zuckerberg so they can use it on their break periods in the GULAG.
As a patriotic and loyal AMERICANE, I always like to inform my leaders of my activities on the internets at all times. I want a browser with automatic internet reporting to reposnible anti-terror freedom centers. Does KROME offer this feature? If not, I will boycott all Goggles products until Gogle does its part for our freedom, oufr children, and our nation by protecting America's internet and America's women and America's fetuses and America's GOD. God bless you Slashdort and have a great day!
Will you take the most important step of your career, and become a true giant among men, by endorsing the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET, guided by the all-knowing principles of our PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, LAURA? And if not, why are you such a dumbass and a scoundrel?
These people trade in mass murder from Napalm to Plutonium. The lords of profit want to drag us back into a new dark ages. Only the dictatorship of the proletariat can save us. Cowabunga!
I like reading articles that are actually paid advertisements! Whithout Slashdort, which I like to call the "Facebook of the Internet," how would I know what to buy? Dice Holdings is my GOD!
WTF? I knew that Obama was screwing things up but this is beyond ridiculous. What's next, privatizing Social Security? Another disaster and a greedy capitalist assault on the working class. Space exploration needs to be under the control of WORKERS SOVIETS, not stock cart racers.
I put all my devices in my pants so it looks like I have a really big genitals. All the hot women want a piece of the action! I reccommend it. I am 100% percent serial.
That is our only hope. The working class has to defeat the bourgeoisie and establish its revolutionary Soviet dictatorship (Max is not going to save us!)
HEED THE WORDS OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONARY LEON TROTSKY "Lincoln’s significance lies in his not hesitating before the most severe means once they were found to be necessary in achieving a great historic aim posed by the development of a young nation. The question lies not even in which of the warring camps caused or itself suffered the greatest number of victims. History has different yardsticks for the cruelty of the Northerners and the cruelty of the Southerners in the Civil War. A slave-owner who through cunning and violence shackles a slave in chains, and a slave who through cunning or violence breaks the chains – let not the contemptible eunuchs tell us that they are equals before a court of morality!"
America is a land of cheese-eating, hot-dog-eating, cheese-eating, hot-dog-eating spies who eat cheese and also, allegedly, eat hbot dogs, in contravention of Universal Law! And San Diego belongs to WHALES, by truth!
Attention Slashdort shoppers: this is your LORD GOD speaking, reminding you to WORSHIP ME OR BURN IN HELL FOREVER, because I LOVE YOU ALL. Also, SAVE BIG FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY HOLIDAY AT SHOP-RITE! Remember, I am your one and only LORD GOD, creator of all things and ruler of the universe. Shop and save with great values and the best quality at SHOP-RITE! Go in peace!
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My ideas about compotore technology and social revolution and FREEDOM are so advanced, so revolutionary, that most people on Slashdort mistake them for "jorkes." Wrong! I am totally serial.
Try breaking free of the binary straightjacket. I transmit all my data in ternary and it is untraceable and unstoppable. This gives me unlimitered bandwidsh to post my brilliant world-changing essays and thoughts on Slashdort, the Facebook of the Internet!
THAT is the question that matters! READ LENIN! Only under COMMUNISM will the working people be finally free!
Keep working prole slaves! Have no fear, your masters will recover their profits, and if you are lucky, you will keep your job, until you DIE!
Billionaire parasite coupon clippers who live by sucking the life out of millions of proletarians want us to worship them because they seek a tax deduction!
ENOUGH!! When the workers of the world take the power, free internet will be so easy, we'll even give it to Gates and Zuckerberg so they can use it on their break periods in the GULAG.
The solution is COMMUNISM! Hail Leon Trotsky!
As a patriotic and loyal AMERICANE, I always like to inform my leaders of my activities on the internets at all times. I want a browser with automatic internet reporting to reposnible anti-terror freedom centers. Does KROME offer this feature? If not, I will boycott all Goggles products until Gogle does its part for our freedom, oufr children, and our nation by protecting America's internet and America's women and America's fetuses and America's GOD. God bless you Slashdort and have a great day!
crime is rugs or carpets, and synthetic onboard. PROTECT YOUR COMPOTORE! and it the flew plot of seam?
Will you take the most important step of your career, and become a true giant among men, by endorsing the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET, guided by the all-knowing principles of our PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, LAURA? And if not, why are you such a dumbass and a scoundrel?
Yours Truly,
BOB
`I am the bacillus! Or not? Slashdort, I salute radishes and other fruits, in knock!
These people trade in mass murder from Napalm to Plutonium. The lords of profit want to drag us back into a new dark ages. Only the dictatorship of the proletariat can save us. Cowabunga!
Only workers revolution will uncover the true extent of the imperialists' bloody crimes.
I like reading articles that are actually paid advertisements! Whithout Slashdort, which I like to call the "Facebook of the Internet," how would I know what to buy? Dice Holdings is my GOD!
CIA/GOOGLE needs more profits!
WTF? I knew that Obama was screwing things up but this is beyond ridiculous. What's next, privatizing Social Security? Another disaster and a greedy capitalist assault on the working class. Space exploration needs to be under the control of WORKERS SOVIETS, not stock cart racers.
I thought this was News for Nerds, but instead we are reading about Math, which is some kind of religion, and I am an Atheist.
I put all my devices in my pants so it looks like I have a really big genitals. All the hot women want a piece of the action! I reccommend it. I am 100% percent serial.
NOW SINK THE BRITISH EMPIRE FOR GOOD! For a workers socialist federation of the British isles! Annex Scotland to North Korea!
That is our only hope. The working class has to defeat the bourgeoisie and establish its revolutionary Soviet dictatorship (Max is not going to save us!)
HEED THE WORDS OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONARY LEON TROTSKY "Lincoln’s significance lies in his not hesitating before the most severe means once they were found to be necessary in achieving a great historic aim posed by the development of a young nation. The question lies not even in which of the warring camps caused or itself suffered the greatest number of victims. History has different yardsticks for the cruelty of the Northerners and the cruelty of the Southerners in the Civil War. A slave-owner who through cunning and violence shackles a slave in chains, and a slave who through cunning or violence breaks the chains – let not the contemptible eunuchs tell us that they are equals before a court of morality!"
We need more whales and more honeybees and fewer drones and fewer rockets.
America is a land of cheese-eating, hot-dog-eating, cheese-eating, hot-dog-eating spies who eat cheese and also, allegedly, eat hbot dogs, in contravention of Universal Law! And San Diego belongs to WHALES, by truth!
Attention Slashdort shoppers: this is your LORD GOD speaking, reminding you to WORSHIP ME OR BURN IN HELL FOREVER, because I LOVE YOU ALL. Also, SAVE BIG FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY HOLIDAY AT SHOP-RITE! Remember, I am your one and only LORD GOD, creator of all things and ruler of the universe. Shop and save with great values and the best quality at SHOP-RITE! Go in peace!
Workers soviet government is the only solution! Down with the spying lying mass murdering racist imperialist bourgeois parasites!