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  1. Greetings Slashdort, now PAY ATTENTION! on Don Mattrick Leaves Microsoft To Become CEO At Zynga · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is your LORD GOD speaking! Enjoy the fresh taste of Pepsi-Cola with none of the calories: Diet Pepsi! Remember, God loves you, so BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY and enjoy Pepsi Cola today!

    My question for you, Slashdort, is will there be a .pepsi domain, and will there be a .god domain? I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD AND YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME, Slashdort! Remember that and DIE! And DRINK PEPSI!

  2. No you shall NOT! on Seismic Data Set Could Improve Earthquake Forecasting · · Score: -1

    Prepare to be SMOTED! In the meantime, enjoy PEPSI COLA!

  3. I am GOD! on Seismic Data Set Could Improve Earthquake Forecasting · · Score: -1

    I have come here to inform you of the great bargains for the whole family at your local SHOP-RITE store! Plan your Independence Day blast now, and save big while enjoying top quality produce, meats and customer satisfaction at SHOP-RITE! Remember, I am your LORD GOD and you shall have no other GODS before me! I love you, now BURN IN HELL FOREVER, and shop at SHOP-RITE!!!!!!!!

  4. NSA imperialist snoops again! on Hackers Steal Opera-Signed Certificate Through Infrastructure Attack · · Score: -1

    Defeat U.S. imperialism! Hail Edward Snowden and Bradley Manning! A workers soviet America will give them the honors they deserve!

  5. Goat fart on Former Scientologist: CoS Told Brin It Wanted Only "Good" Search Results · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    WORSHIP the goat fart! WORSHIP it! Get down on your knees before it and PRAISE it! Goat fart!

  6. What we need is COMMUNISM on Perspectives On the Latest IBM Layoffs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The decaying imperialist order is breeding pauperization and barbarism even in the wealthiest centres of its power. The only way out is the road of the Bolsheviks! Workers to power!

  7. Buttgoat NSA buttgoart NSA burrgort NSA assgoat NSA assgort NSA slashdort NSA buttfart NSA assfartgoat NSA slashfart NSA turdfartgoatbutt NSA assturdfart NSA NSA NSA burrtbartfartbuttass NSA world!

  8. We need a SOVIET AMERICA on The Return of Surveillance Camera Man · · Score: -1

    Down with the blood-drenched dictatorship of the bourgeoisie! The emancipation of the proletariat is the emancipation of all humanity!Read Marx, Engels, Lenin and Trotsky! Workers of the world, unite!

  9. DEd on Happy 20th Birthday, FreeBSD · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  10. Re:Why is it a sealed criminal complaint? on US Charges Edward Snowden With Espionage · · Score: -1

    Hillary?

  11. It won't solve anything on US and Russia Set Up Cyber Cold War Hotline · · Score: -1

    The 1992 capitalist counterrevolution in the USSR was a disaster for the working peoole there and all over the world. For the communism of Lenin and Trotsky! For a soviet America! That is the only way to prevent another world war.

  12. America needs COMMUNISM on NSA's Role In Terror Cases Concealed From Defense Lawyers · · Score: 0

    The putrescent decay of the capitalist order can no longer be denied! The only hope for mankind is in the only revolutionary class, the PROLETARIAT! Rise up, workers and shatter the chains of imperialist barbarism!!!!!!!!!

  13. This is very useful on Helicopter Parts Make For Amazing DIY Camera Stabilization · · Score: -1

    Since it appears that many terrorsts are children in terrorist countries like Pakistan or Yemen, our drone pilots need extra precision and steady visuals to get those little buggers. Hooray for Obama!

  14. Yeah whatever on How the Linux Foundation Runs Its Virtual Office · · Score: -1, Troll

    They are just lazy frat boys surfing the internet for Siberian pornorefy instead of working, which is why Linox is losing ground to Frisbsd everywhgere. I mean, really, what is your problem, if you are too lazy to go to work you should not get paid you slacker. Linorx is the reason that the economi is crape.

  15. Problems with this ruling on Supreme Court: No Patents For Natural DNA Sequences · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There are several legal problems introduced by this ruling. First of all, the precedent of Western Pants Company Vs. Snelling holds that jeans are pants, except when they are worn by whales or dogs. Now where does this stand? What a bonanza for the lawyers! Really what we need is more MEXICO and less COMPUTERS.

  16. Greetings slashdort. Big things happening today! on iPhone Apparently Open To Old Wi-Fi Attack · · Score: -1

    As I left the house today, I thought of bread and ice cubes. A strange bear was driving cars, so I went back in and posted this on slashdort, for the historical record. See you later, BOB

  17. I hide my data in big wheels of cheese on Keeping Your Data Private From the NSA (And Everyone Else) · · Score: 4, Funny

    It stinks, but I can see if anyone's been intruding. So far it is totally secure.

  18. Corn pops on Slashdot Asks: How Will You Replace Google Reader? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Forget about this nonsense. Read more KARL MARX and you will be ok. Slashdort is for sociopathic idiorts, and my pants are BAGGY!

  19. It is time for the workers to rule on USA Calling For the Extradition of Snowden · · Score: -1

    Smash imperialism through international socialist revolution! That is the only way to stop U.S. imperialist barbarism.

  20. The truth is concrete on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent? · · Score: -1, Funny

    Managers should be appointed by the district Soviet and recallable by direct vote of the workers. They should be fed lots of corn and sometimes a melon or a sausage if they are good. If they are bad, spray them with the hose on their noses! Otherwise they will not learn. Also, USA is the shittiest country and everyone who likes USA is a moron. China is the greatest! Also North Korea is awesome fuck lying American war propaganda!

  21. There is no technological solution on Private Networks For Public Safety · · Score: -1

    The only way to avoid the barbarism of imperialism in its death agony is workers revolution, expropriation of the expropriators, smashing their state, establishing a dictatorship of the proletariat that opens the road to a communist future!

  22. I found astronaut poo on ROVs Discover Deep Sea Trash · · Score: -1

    made BY ASTRONUATS! groess!

  23. POISON APPLE!!!!! on Researchers Infect iOS Devices With Malware Via Malicious Charger · · Score: -1, Funny

    Oh gord! I ated it by accident and now I shall surely expire! Now we need to decompose the integrand into partial fractions, with JEYSUS!

  24. I like the end best on Neil Gaiman, Amber Benson and the Blood Kiss Crew Answer Your Questions · · Score: -1

    Where they all are vampores. Sort of like where the train leaves the station and everyone is like, what? Pluss all the silly punctuation is detractive to the story, in your COMPUTER.

  25. There is lots of real news in the world on Apple Leaves Journalists Jonesing · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You fucking overprivileged lamebrained dickwads who don't know shit about anything! Fuck off and choke on an appleseed!