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Ask Slashdot: Is There a Good Device Holster?

gurps_npc writes "I have seen several technology holsters. There are a lot of good ones for cell phones, but I am looking for something larger — for a tablet (Nook/Kindle/Nexus/iPad). There is, however, a direct trade-off between being discreet and having decent carrying capacity. Has anyone found an ideal balance? I would love to hear from people with direct experience. Do you look like the worst kind of geek hipster while wearing it? Any feature I should look for? I found one from a company called techslinger, but it looks a bit too geeky for me (double-sided makes it really stand out)."

296 comments

  1. Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good news, you won't have to worry about looking like a hipster at all. You will however, look like the worst kind of utility belt nerd, and there's no getting around it.

    1. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fannypacks looks better than those holsters. Just don't put your tech in the same pocket as your keys.

      Wearing a holster for phones etc. just makes those cool accountants at work steal your lunchmoney

    2. Re:Hipster by dingfelder · · Score: 2

      fanny pack?
      Seriously, as an american, I know that is a common term in the US, but do you know what a fanny is in the rest of the world? Bum Bag is the worldwide term. :-)

    3. Re:Hipster by oobayly · · Score: 1

      I think in America a bum bag is something they put homeless people in when somebody important comes to town.

    4. Re:Hipster by marxzed · · Score: 2

      Americans can say "Fanny Pack" on the interwebbies but we non yanks can't say the same thing rephrased as "c*** bag"?
      damn that's some serious linguistics cultural imperialism

    5. Re: Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You describe China, and any of the places where they play the world-level sport they call 'football.' Not the U.S.

    6. Re: Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fanny pack? If a fanny is a vagina, then obviously a fanny pack must be a tampon.

      Bum bag.

    7. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well in the US 'fanny' refers to your bum, so the equivalent would reallys be s**thole bag, not c*** bag

    8. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know full well that even whilst fanny means lady bits over here it's no where near as offensive (rightly or wrongly) as c**t.

      It's like saying willy instead of c**k.

      That said, being offended words you recognise whilst not being offended by words you don't is a load of twatish bollocks.

      It's effectively a thought crime... "I don't know what you just said, but I know what you were thinking and I'm not pleased at all"... what sorry wankers those lot are.

    9. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Lol, an iPad holster! It's called a backpack dumbass.

    10. Re:Hipster by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Cell phone holsters are the sign that you have gone too far.

      Back in them early days with cell phones that measured its thickness in inches, those holsters were a little more accepted. However today we just put them in our pocket.

      If you have to carry more stuff, get a brief case. Don't try to attach stuff to your pants.

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    11. Re:Hipster by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Cell phone holsters are the sign that you have gone too far.

      Back in them early days with cell phones that measured its thickness in inches, those holsters were a little more accepted. However today we just put them in our pocket.

      If you have to carry more stuff, get a brief case. Don't try to attach stuff to your pants.

      How old is your phone?

      One of the biggest problems with phones today is that in their ongoing effort to out-tablet tablets, they're often much larger than older phones.

      Something like an Evo is large enough to make me walk with a distinct list to one side. Or rip out pockets with inferior stitching.

    12. Re: Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you walk with a lisp, throw it away and go buy something that fits in your pocket. Seriously.

    13. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why anyone would have a problem carrying their phone on a belt clip as we have been doing since the old Blackberry and Palm days. I had an EVO and carried it on my belt. Last fall I bought a Note II and carry it in an Otterbox case on a belt clip as well. It is as large of a phone as you're going to get but I don't think it stands out or looks ultra-geeky.

      Frankly, I've never understood why guys would want to carry phones in their pockets. They are uncomfortable when sitting, have a tendency to fall out, and risk getting damaged or damaging the pants. It seems highly inefficient when one can easily clip it to their belt and solve all of those problems in one simple move.

      As for tablet-sized devices...that's a completely different story :P

    14. Re:Hipster by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Wearing a holster for phones etc. just makes those cool accountants at work steal your lunchmoney

      I'll settle for just looking silly. But seriously, it seems to me that the answer is obvious: just get a nice manbag [assuming the OP is male] that suits your aesthetic tastes. If you have money to spend, you could try something like this, or if you're into grunge, just about anything will do.

    15. Re:Hipster by pspahn · · Score: 2

      Frankly, I've never understood why guys would want to carry phones in their pockets.

      Not wanting to have that "I have stuff for you to gank" look.

      Not wanting to have the whole "I'm very important and need 24-7 communications" thing blatantly represented.

      Not wanting to have to deal with yet another accessory in the morning.

      Pockets are made to hold stuff just like this.

      Ah, but in the end, why even carry a phone? I stopped having a cell phone on me all the time a couple years ago. It's very nice not having people feel like they can and should get a hold of you at any time of day or night, and if it's important, they can leave a voice mail (or just send a normal email).

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    16. Re:Hipster by pepty · · Score: 1

      Just get a holster for your semi-automatic that also has a place for your phone. Should keep the mean accountants (and cell phone thieves) at bay. Just add the word "tactical" to the "mobile phone fanny pack" search and I'm sure something will turn up.

    17. Re: Hipster by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      But alcove purse. Cole Haan makes a nice men's 12x12x1 "newspaper bag". Its good quality leather, nobody will tease. Easily fit a wallet, phone, tablet, sunglasses. Stop caring what people think and do what works.

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    18. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, I've never understood why guys would want to carry phones in their pockets.

      Not wanting to have that "I have stuff for you to gank" look.

      Not wanting to have the whole "I'm very important and need 24-7 communications" thing blatantly represented.

      Not wanting to have to deal with yet another accessory in the morning.

      Pockets are made to hold stuff just like this.

      Ah, but in the end, why even carry a phone? I stopped having a cell phone on me all the time a couple years ago. It's very nice not having people feel like they can and should get a hold of you at any time of day or night, and if it's important, they can leave a voice mail (or just send a normal email).

      And which pocket should I put it in? Front pocket with all my keys so the screen gets destroyed? Front pocket with my wallet and iPod in it (I'm not sticking my wallet in my back pocket because sitting on wallets is uncomfortable)? Back pocket so I can sit on it and break it? Or maybe I should just start petitioning the company I work for to allow us to wear cargo pants in the IT department, right?

    19. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would look just as cool if you duct-taped it to your forehead.

    20. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phone holsters are the sign that you have gone too far.

      Back in them early days with cell phones that measured its thickness in inches, those holsters were a little more accepted. However today we just put them in our pocket.

      If you have to carry more stuff, get a brief case. Don't try to attach stuff to your pants.

      This, you want a briefcase (manly at least) or a satchel (aka man-purse, not exactly manly).

    21. Re:Hipster by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My phone - currently the LG Nexus 4 - fits easily into my suit trouser pockets, my jeans pockets and the pockets on the slacks I wear for dancing.

      It's safe and secure there, it's conveniently available, unobtrusive, doesn't get in the way when I sit down and doesn't require me to attach weird shit to my belt that looks stupid, digs into my abdomen and is a pain to get my phone into and out of.

      If I'm wearing a skirt I put my phone in a bag.

    22. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have that in Argentina, sorry.

    23. Re: Hipster by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Bags that big are too expensive. We usually just dig a big hole.

    24. Re:Hipster by doggo · · Score: 2

      "Frankly, I've never understood why guys would want to carry phones in their pockets."

      Because the guys who wear their cell phones on a belt clip are the same guys who tuck in their polo shirts.

    25. Re:Hipster by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      My wallet is in my back left pocket, and sits to the side. I don't actually sit directly on the wallet. My keys and coins are in front left, and phone in front right. Pen is in my shirt pocket.

    26. Re:Hipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one cares about your slang. You also refer to cigarettes as "fags", an offensive term for homosexual men.

    27. Re:Hipster by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      If you're tucking in your polo shirt, why not just drop your phone down in the shirt.

    28. Re:Hipster by doom · · Score: 1

      Or maybe I should just start petitioning the company I work for to allow us to wear cargo pants in the IT department, right?

      Wait... you mean you can't?

      What's happening to the computer industry...

    29. Re:Hipster by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

      You're allowed to write cunt on here.

    30. Re:Hipster by swalve · · Score: 1

      Dilbert was making fun of belt-attached technology like 10 years ago. It is passe. You might as well be wearing a beard, giant gold wire frame glasses and a Cosby sweater and a gold pinky ring, or suspenders and a blue shirt with white collar and cuffs. Or a bluetooth headset.

    31. Re: Hipster by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Bags that big are too expensive. We usually just dig a big hole.

      And then .... shove them in with a JCB?

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    32. Re: Hipster by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      That'th not what he thaid.

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    33. Re: Hipster by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I like those spring things that they advertise on late night tv that hold the phone on your ear. Extra cool with a tablet.

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  2. Yes! Buy it now! by For+a+Free+Internet · · Score: 0, Funny

    I put all my devices in my pants so it looks like I have a really big genitals. All the hot women want a piece of the action! I reccommend it. I am 100% percent serial.

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    1. Re:Yes! Buy it now! by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      I have a modified Roman armor breastplate and use my iPad to make it look like I have a six-pack.

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    2. Re:Yes! Buy it now! by temcat · · Score: 2

      Not sure if packing devices ion your pants is good for your transmitter part. Your data rate may soon plummet.

    3. Re:Yes! Buy it now! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      I put all my devices in my pants so it looks like I have a really big genitals. All the hot women want a piece of the action! I reccommend it. I am 100% percent serial.

      Woman: Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or is your penis just an extremely odd shape?

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    4. Re:Yes! Buy it now! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Look, if you're gettin' laid as much as one with a note in his pants then having a little less perky semen is a plus!

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    5. Re:Yes! Buy it now! by eek_the_kat · · Score: 1

      Phone in the pocket: get some, shoot blanks.

      Phone on the nerd utility belt: saturday nights with the syfy channel.

  3. right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    nice advertisement!

    1. Re:right.. by drfishy · · Score: 1

      FWIW I'm "in the know" and this was completely unsolicited. http://techreport.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=81535

  4. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put it in your underpants

    1. Re:easy by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Is that a smartphone in your pants or are you just not that happy to see me?

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    2. Re:easy by Cederic · · Score: 1

      An ex (with bra size G) used to put her phone into her bra.

      Always bewildered me but I never challenged her on it; she didn't even consciously do it, just treated it as a normal thing that surely everybody did.

    3. Re:easy by bandy · · Score: 1
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  5. Build your own by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was travelling around Europe, for getting through airports I sewed my own leg-webbing for my phone and it's accessories out of black canvas. It wound up being very low profile since I wear black cargo pants normally, but was much easier to take off quickly in airports (and kept everything spread out for X-ray scanners) and allowed me to keep my phone much higher and closer to my belt (which was great for making sure I had my phone on me and keeping it easy to keep an eye on).

    Carrying a tablet the same way could probably be done pretty discreetly - a 7" tablet would easily fit along the space of one's thigh without standing out at all. But I seriously doubt you'll find anything to buy - break out the sewing the machine and see what you come up with is my recommendation.

    1. Re:Build your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and allowed me to keep my phone much higher and closer to my belt (which was great for making sure I had my phone on me and keeping it easy to keep an eye on)

      I don't understand this. I always keep my money as close to the ground as I can. Pretty damn hard to pickpocket anything when you can't reach it with your hands without doing something very weird, in which case i'll be more likely to notice it, or being an orangutang, which I will also notice. ( no tieing your shoes around me! ;-) )

    2. Re:Build your own by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      A pair of '90s cargo pants with giant pockets does the same thing without any accessories. My husband can fit my Kindle in his ancient cargo khakis, although not his Surface Pro.

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    3. Re: Build your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, black nylon on black denim is the way to go. Personally, I find the mid-size rollypoly does ok for a 9-10" tablet (tested with HP Touchpad, Asus Transformer, and Motorola Xoom), with the bonus of rolling up for more discreetness when I'm not carrying the tablet. From the description, it seems the mini rollypoly would be OK for 7" tablets, but I don't have one and so haven't tried that.

    4. Re: Build your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Micro$oft sucks!

    5. Re:Build your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pix, please.

    6. Re:Build your own by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I did something similar to this when I was in college, for a Palm Pilot. The same would apply for a tablet.

      I 'form fit' common packing box cardboard around the device and then used gaff tape to hold it all together. I left a hole at the bottom of the sleeve so i could quickly push it up and out of the sleeve, if desired, and dropping the device while in the sleeve would lead to no damage.

      I then superglued a nylon strap with two carbiner-type belt clips under it around the top,and old denim to the gaff tape with a velcro flap to cover it all. It was pretty straight nerdy but it was functional, and I could clip it to my bag, my belt, etc.

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    7. Re:Build your own by cusco · · Score: 1

      When I was first traveling around in Latin America I got tired of not having the stuff I really wanted when I needed it and made myself a shoulder bag. A square meter of sailcloth, an inexpensive belt and an afternoon sitting at the port side sewing while watching the shipping was all it took. Tough, water resistant, held my notebook, camera, binoculars and a snack very comfortably. Be sure to reinforce where the strap connects to the body of the bag or it will rip loose. If you use dental floss instead of thread you'll need a bigger needle but the stitches will last forever. If you go with leather instead of sailcloth you'll need someone to stitch it for you.

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    8. Re: Build your own by bobthecow · · Score: 1

      I carry one of these (Neatfreak). It fit my Kindle, as I recall.

      http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/NEATFREAK-ORGANIZER-13p58.htm

  6. Get a purse by waitamin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you need to carry around stuff that does not fit nicely in a pocket, get a purse. I understand the attraction of slinging out your tablet with lightning speed. But really, despite our male need to have tools right where and when need them (it is both genetic and cultural, I guess), unless you need your other hand to hang on to your other tools (or a branch), a purse is really way more convenient for carrying around bulkier stuff.

    1. Re:Get a purse by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 4, Informative

      I perfer a backpack myself more space so you can also stow a laptop and external hdd plus all of the cords you could want and a lunch and still have room. I have also found that hoddies with front pocket will generally hold a seven inch tablet as will many coat pockets. an neither willget you beaten up by the local rednecks. Just my 2 for what its worth.

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    2. Re:Get a purse by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      and I see dice still hasn't fixed /. Unicode support I mean how hard is it to print a cents symbol

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    3. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Be European... get a bag. Not a purse, a bag.

      In places where you don't have a car, and have to carry stuff with you all day, you need a bag. Some are quite small, and none look like a purse.

    4. Re:Get a purse by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Satchel, bag, messager bag, whatever. Some sort of sack that goes over your shoulder and things go into. It's the twenty-first century, your options aren't restricted to "pockets, backpack, bum bag, or purse" any more.

      That said, for something the size of a Kindle many suit jackets have appropriately sized inside pockets. Discreet, tasteful, comfortable. And probably fairly unique, unless you work in a horrible suits-based office building.

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    5. Re:Get a purse by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be European... get a bag. Not a purse, a bag.

      You can find them in the J. Peterman catalog.

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    6. Re:Get a purse by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Be European... get a bag. Not a purse, a bag.

      Surely you mean a carry-all.

    7. Re:Get a purse by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Be European... get a bag. Not a purse, a bag.

      Is that really a stereotype? When I visited the US and carried a bag, did people assume I was foreign?

      What kinds of bags? Does a rucksack count, or only something like a satchel?

    8. Re:Get a purse by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Is that really a stereotype? When I visited the US and carried a bag, did people assume I was foreign?

      Thinking about it, I generally assume people with a bum bag (US fanny pack) in London are American, though Americans usually do more than just one thing to stand out (e.g. be overweight, talk too loudly on public transport, say inappropriate things in public.)

      Carrying a rucksack on ones' back while standing on a train is a sure sign of a visitor, but doesn't suggest they're American. Hold it in front (perhaps on one shoulder), or on the floor between your legs, so you don't bash people with it.

    9. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones carried one!

    10. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between a "purse" and a "bag" in the states is that a purse is a woman's fashion accesory, where as a messanger bag is a (practical) hipster alternative to a backpack or briefcase. A fanny pack, or bum bag, whatever you call it, means one of two things in the states, either a middle aged tourist with a personality disorder or someone legally carrying a concealed pistol. Either way they're mostly harmless, but likely to talk your ear off.

    11. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that really a stereotype? When I visited the US and carried a bag, did people assume I was foreign?

      Thinking about it, I generally assume people with a bum bag (US fanny pack) in London are American, though Americans usually do more than just one thing to stand out (e.g. be overweight, talk too loudly on public transport, say inappropriate things in public.)

      Carrying a rucksack on ones' back while standing on a train is a sure sign of a visitor, but doesn't suggest they're American. Hold it in front (perhaps on one shoulder), or on the floor between your legs, so you don't bash people with it.

      In the Home of the Brave, carrying a rucksack means you're a terrorist!

    12. Re: Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah my thoughts were handbag... Or alternatively man bag... Also cant help thinking this could be some kind of market research.

    13. Re:Get a purse by waitamin · · Score: 1

      Backpacks fill a slightly different need than a bag (yes, calling it a purse was actually not a good idea, but I am not a native speaker so sometimes I can't find the right words). Anyway, a backpack can be a bit too big, often. And it is on your back, so it is not as convenient for keeping things you might need more often (a wallet, a phone, keys, tablet, etc.). A small messenger bag for example is something you can actually carry around with you without looking like a cross-dresser and it can fit almost anything smaller than a full-sized laptop. And you don't have to fill all your pockets with stuff.

    14. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the local rednecks who will beat you up for wearing a hoodie ;)

    15. Re:Get a purse by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a fanny pack is either a tourist or a bum.

    16. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I perfer a backpack myself more space so you can also stow a laptop and external hdd plus all of the cords you could want and a lunch and still have room. I have also found that hoddies with front pocket will generally hold a seven inch tablet as will many coat pockets. an neither willget you beaten up by the local rednecks. Just my 2 for what its worth.

      I dunno, 'round my parts a hoodie will get you shot by the local rednecks. Better to go with a purse.

    17. Re:Get a purse by rsayers · · Score: 1

      I second this suggestion. I picked up what is normally referred to as a "vertical messenger" after seeing just about every other guy in Rome carrying one. It felt my iPad fine, and currently holds my Nexus 7, phone, digital camera, and anything else I need really while still being pretty low profile. I originally got it just for international trips, but now I use it all the time.

      This is pretty common in most countries I've traveled to, and is getting fewer weird looks in the US.

    18. Re:Get a purse by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a fanny pack is either a tourist or a bum.

      Or missed the memo. I see a surprising amount of adults who are neither of those things still wearing them.

      There seems to be an odd correlation with mullets, sweaters with wolves on them, and some striking visual evidence they still fondly yearn for the 80s.

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    19. Re:Get a purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it that a cents symbol ? Here:

      alt + 4 on my keyboard.

    20. Re:Get a purse by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a fanny pack is either a tourist or a bum.

      Or missed the memo.

      Or finds them useful and doesn't give a toss whether it meets with your approval.

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    21. Re:Get a purse by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You know what they say about assume, right?
      Perhaps you don't.

    22. Re:Get a purse by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Isn't it that a cents symbol ? Here:

      alt + 4 on my keyboard.

      um no it isn't being displayed

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    23. Re:Get a purse by antdude · · Score: 1

      Purse? What if he is a guy!! :P

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    24. Re:Get a purse by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      ...or a middle-aged IT guy, which may overlap the other categories. Check for a gray goatee.

  7. You can't ever look too Geeky... by Bob_Who · · Score: 4, Funny

    To holster your equipment I recommend a jockstrap or brassiere.

    1. Re:You can't ever look too Geeky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoulder holster ?

  8. Not recommended. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless you are built like a low-poly linebacker, there isn't anywhere on your torso where something as large as a tablet won't rest awkwardly with at least one protruding corner, unless you wear a McMurdo-grade winter jacket at all times.

    Since you can't hide something of that size, you might as well go with a small messenger bag, which will have the same capacity as a very large holster; but won't look utterly ridiculous.

    1. Re:Not recommended. by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      A quick search around dug up this company http://www.scottevest.com/v3_store/subindex_mens.shtml and their range of clothing (male assumed) with extra pockets. It seems only a matter of time that most manufacturers will start to add in a phablet pocket somewhere, it makes a lot more sense than a holster.

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    2. Re:Not recommended. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Scottivest products do a fair job of hiding large items without being too bulky.

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    3. Re:Not recommended. by Aryden · · Score: 1

      My nexus 7 fits in the cargo pocket of my shorts I bought at walmart.... and I am not a linebacker...

    4. Re:Not recommended. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My nexus 7 fits in the cargo pocket of my shorts I bought at walmart.... and I am not a linebacker...

      GP post: "Unless you are...a linebacker...there isn't anywhere on your torso where...a tablet won't rest awkwardly" (emphasis added)
      Do you wear cargo shorts on your torso?

    5. Re:Not recommended. by PPH · · Score: 1

      OK in the winter. Lousy in the summer. At least a fanny pack, backpack, briefcase or shoulder bag allows you to adjust your attire to match the weather.

      There is nothing worse that seeing someone wearing a bulky vest or jacket in 80 or 90 degree weather (27 - 32 C). They look like homeless people who have to wear their entire wardrobe for want of a suitable shopping cart.

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    6. Re:Not recommended. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Since you can't hide something of that size, you might as well go with a small messenger bag, which will have the same capacity as a very large holster; but won't look utterly ridiculous.

      Agreed. I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I got a "tactical messenger bag" last year and I've been using it for all sorts of things - day hikes, trips to the water park with the kids, etc. It's no more ridiculous looking than a holster would be, and I've had a few guys working security at the parks ask me where they could pick one up. I've heard they even work as a 'manly' diaper bag.

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    7. Re:Not recommended. by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      I wore jackets in Thailand in 40C weather. If you do it right, it helps shield you from the sun more than it prevents your sweat from evaporating.

      But for the lulz, go ahead and queue Weird Al's "Young, Dumb, and Ugly:" "We wear black leather in the hottest weather; you can't imagine the smell"

    8. Re:Not recommended. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      'ER' I was specifically referring to the shirts, including short sleeved polo shirts. Perhaps the name of the company fooled you, of course they seem well overpriced and thanks to the inept USPTO they have managed to patent the obvious but clothing manufacturers will catch up to public needs with regards to pockets eventually.

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    9. Re:Not recommended. by outlander · · Score: 1

      I have also used these (I have a vest) in hot weather, and it's wonderful - carries phone in one pocket, iPad or Air in another, and a charger in a third. Surprisingly comfortable, too.

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  9. Pilots Kneeboard maybe by Zimluura · · Score: 1

    They even have ones specifically for tablets.

    BDU cargo pants might work for a small tablet. People sometimes associate cargo pants with graffiti artists.

  10. You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by mtippett · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a true scene from the early 2000's when I was involved in some Linux conferences as a speaker...

    Imagine if you will a white male, late teens/early twenties. Full length leather jacking swaying as he walks the floor. His sunglasses obscuring where he is looking. He is clearly carrying something under the leather jacket, but you can't quite see what it is...

    Something catches his attention from across the floor. Quickly he moves across the aisle, his jacket and whatever is underneath following a split second later, the inertia of something heavy slowing it down. He walks across to a booth, and nervously asks a question or two. He looks agitated and frustrated. He adjusts his glasses reaches under his jacket and pulls out... His laptop.

    I think it was LinuxWorld in 2000. There was a guy that had all his gadgets attached to cables under a full length Morpheus-style jacket. I swear, everything up above is true (well maybe not the agitated and frustrated part).

    I can't quite recall if his sunglasses where nose-clip glasses...

    1. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so cool!

    2. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With lighter materials these days, it actually would be cool if pulled off properly.

      In that era... wow.

    3. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While not quite as cool, one can get close to that with stuff from Scottevest http://www.scottevest.com.

    4. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you will a white male, late teens/early twenties. Full length leather jacking swaying as he walks the floor.

      Tell us more about the leather jacking. Slowly please.

    5. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by lxs · · Score: 2
    6. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      Sounds Like Jerry Steiner

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    7. Re: You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was from Goonies.

    8. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you will a white male, late teens/early twenties. Full length leather jacking swaying as he walks the floor.

      Tell us more about the leather jacking. Slowly please.

      Ha, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who has the next word occasionally intrude on the spelling of the current one!

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    9. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by swalve · · Score: 1

      Eeeeew.

    10. Re:You could go all Morpheus (from The Matrix) by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      Maybe he wasn't doing Matrix, but was doing Highlander instead, and had a katana under his coat.

  11. The Dork Brothers! by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All tech holsters look like they were made by the Dork Brothers, AKA the guys who design bicycle helmets. So forget holsters. And we won't even talk about fanny packs. Barf. I carry a small over-the-shoulder "messenger-style" laptop case that happily holds my little 11.5" subnotebook, my smarty-pants phone, some odds and ends, and my .22 pistol (along with a couple of extra magazines).

    1. Re:The Dork Brothers! by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      design bicycle helmets

      If you can't find cool bike helmets you're looking in the wrong place. See e.g. http://www.pocsports.com/en/14/wheels-helmets . Granted, they cost more than ugly helmets, but design (and in this case rock solid engineering) tend to cost money.

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    2. Re:The Dork Brothers! by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      I'll second the messenger bag. You are trying to conceal something flat and angular(with rounded corners) on your body which propably isn't. You are bound to look ridiculous.

      Messenger bags can also come in leather and look a lot manlier even if they are basically manbags. Also you can put a lot of extra shit into these. Like extra batteries for your phone, a shit tonne of USB cables, wall warts, battery recharger pack, headphones and other life-important essentials. My messenger bag makes myself self-sufficient for 24h. Electronics-wise.

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    3. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Extra magazines? Are you worried about getting into a shootout with, zhe Ghermans?

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    4. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fools! Take a leaf out of Darth Vader's fashion book and sew your laptop, phone and tablets into your all black clothes!!!! Alternatively, stop washing and pretty soon the sweat and spilled food will create a powerful glue which you can use to just stick your devices to your naked body....

    5. Re:The Dork Brothers! by MaverickSoftware · · Score: 1

      (shameless plug) I run a small business https://www.etsy.com/shop/hmcurriers selling handcrafted leather goods like iPad cases, messenger bags, backpacks, etc. We'd be more than happy to work out a design!

    6. Re: The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds more like he rides public transport

    7. Re: The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he doesn't need to worry at all.

    8. Re:The Dork Brothers! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      The effect of all those anti-gun people are trying to reduce magazine capacities: people just carry more magazines with them.

      Besides, you want to know what the most useless gun in the world is? The one that has no ammunition.

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    9. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whoever told you that .22 (I assume LR) is a viable defensive round should be held criminally negligent in the case you actually try to use it to save your life or the life of a loved one.

      Please please please look into at least hollow-point .380 ACP.

    10. Re: The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those may look cool, but their not functional. Bike helmets are aerodynamically shaped to pull air across your head. If you wear one of these bring extra water, your going to need it. But I take my kids on 25 mile bike rides just to eat lunch.

    11. Re:The Dork Brothers! by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

      This.
      I use a Case Logic AUA-311 which holds (inventorying it as we speak...) a Chromebook, Nexus 7, iPod gen 4, flashlight, flash drives, magnifying glass, pen, pencil, a couple of small screwdrivers, etc. Plus a Kindle Touch when I might want to do some reading without a backlight. With all that stuff, it's still lighter than a laptop in a bag.

    12. Re:The Dork Brothers! by pepty · · Score: 1

      If you're carrying it in a bag instead of wearing it in a holster it's not for self defense, so the caliber makes no difference.

    13. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Messenger bags can also come in leather and look a lot manlier even if they are basically manbags.

      My leather messenger bag looks a bit effeminate. Fortunately I'm secure in my sexuality and don't give a shit.

      Also you can put a lot of extra shit into these. Like extra batteries for your phone, a shit tonne of USB cables, wall warts, battery recharger pack, headphones and other life-important essentials.

      Yeah, mine has that sort of thing, can fit my work 15" laptop (snug, but no stretching), two notebooks, my Leatherman Charge TTI and random other crap.

      My camera bag is a messenger bag too:
      http://www.onabags.com/store/messengers-and-backpacks/the-brixton.html?color=smoke#smoke

      Also borderline effeminate, but also just fucking fantastic. Camera, three spare lenses, tripod, lens cleaner, filters and my Asus Transformer Infinity all held securely, comfortably and discreetly.

    14. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Now that's just so much utter bullshit.

      How often in your life has an extra four seconds been life threatening? Even if you do work in law enforcement.

      Please, try and at least retain some level of credibility.

    15. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell would you carry a .22 pistol around? Are you expecting to have to fight your way through a ring of tin cans? That's the worst possible choice I can imagine for any other purpose. You have clearly gone through the effort required to own and carry a concealed firearm in your jurisdiction, yet you exercise that in the most dangerous and ineffective way imaginable.

    16. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss the irony in this. Protective? Maybe, but they haven't made any claims to be more protective than other brands. Cool? That is 1/2 your personal bias and 1/2 your vulnerability to pop culture. Those may be cool in some weak retro sense; I prefer the more modern. I did put a pic from that site through google image search and found many (, many) helmets that were visually no different, and some of those had to have been equally protective. Expensive? You got me there. So, as an earlier post mentioned, nice ad.

    17. Re:The Dork Brothers! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It was a film reference, but in all seriousness any firearms situation in which you need to stop and reload is probably one you shouldn't be getting into. It's meant to be a deterrent, not a way to blast your way out of a confrontation with a cartel.

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    18. Re:The Dork Brothers! by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      "...not a way to blast your way out of a confrontation with a cartel." For that, you want something larger than a .22 BFG9000, maybe, though that again gets back to the problem of discreet carry.

    19. Re:The Dork Brothers! by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      Some bags are specifically designed for concealed-yet-ready carry. They're essentially holsters with bags in front of them. Oh, sure, that's not the same as a quick-draw open holster, but if you walk down the street with open carry you'll have people questioning you (and getting the police to question you) constantly.

  12. A product likeTechslinger I used to use for books! by Redfearn · · Score: 3, Funny

    After looking at the Techslinger, I recognized it from the Missionary Training Center (30-some-odd years ago, next to BYU), they used to sell something like those in the missionary book store to stash our Books of Mormon, so we could always be ready with one! I kept it for years after my mission to Belgium before finally passing it along to one of my kids who thought it was cool. The only difference was that it was a zipper pouch, like an over-sized vinyl bank bag. (We also stashed our brochures in them.) The downside is that you always have to wear a coat or vest, even today, unless you want to start a trend somehow. The ones they sold us were inexpensive, though, made with simple straps and Velcro. Gosh, this brings back memories. (Those were the days when I was a true believer!)

  13. Here was an option.. by ThatAblaze · · Score: 1

    This was an option, unfortunately the project is over. You might be able to get one by emailing them directly.. or you could use it as a model to make your own.

    1. Re:Here was an option.. by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Is it just me that thinks it looks like a weapon holster? I'd hesitate to wear that to e.g. an airport.

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    2. Re:Here was an option.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, cower before your TSA masters. Don't dare do anything that makes you look different. Comply with the other cattle and obey.

    3. Re:Here was an option.. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      That looks exactly like a tiny clutch purse. I don't mean that as a criticism in and of itself but given that the device is meant to be the solution to carrying something that looks like a ladies' accessory I'm not sure they've hit their design goals.

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    4. Re:Here was an option.. by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 1

      The kickstarter one looks like a holster from one angle and like a purse from another. It definitely doesn't "eliminate the man purse" like it claims. The techslinger one however, looks like a trendy suicide vest.

  14. Tablet Sling (Custom made?) by Aereus · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I haven't seen something like this IRL yet, but I really like the idea. So much so, that if I ever get a tablet in about that profile size, I plan to have a friend make one for me with her industrial sewing machine.

    http://i.imgur.com/XESYOdY.jpg (Robotics;Notes)

    That's a screenshot from an animation set in the near-future. I don't have time to hunt down a more closeup shot, but essentially its sewn from leather, and holds the tablet in the small of your back. Secured by one of those hardened plastic speed-screws with a metal threading inset.

  15. The gun holster guys need to get into the biz. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    They are all about concealed carry. They should have a good opening into diversifying into the personal electronic device carry market.

    Not that their business isn't already booming.

    1. Re:The gun holster guys need to get into the biz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you actually look at the Techslinger mentioned in TFA, you'll see that it is exactly a concealed carry holster with bigger pockets.

  16. Yeah. but you won't like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a purse.

  17. Backpack by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    I have a ton of gadgets I carry around and the best solution, well for me anyway is a backpack. You can get some really well designed backpacks now for holding your gadgets and some even have front storage compartments for mobiles etc.

    1. Re:Backpack by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      I got myself one of those ultra-thin backpacks that can fold into themselves.. It looks like a cheap black backpack, but is quite strong and holds my laptop and accessories inconspicuously without adding much unneeded bulk. Much better then having something that screams "Hey look at the expensive stuff I'm carrying!"

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  18. not one that won't make you look silly by sanitycrumbling · · Score: 2

    I have never, ever, ever looked at a person with a device holster, and not thought that they looked silly. Be it for your phone, tablet, or otherwise, device holsters are the crocs of technical accessories.

    1. Re:not one that won't make you look silly by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      device holsters are the crocs of technical accessories.

      Hey! I resemble that remark! What's so wrong with crocs?

    2. Re:not one that won't make you look silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, I think everyone who wears Crocs looks ridiculous.

    3. Re:not one that won't make you look silly by sanitycrumbling · · Score: 1

      They look awful?

    4. Re:not one that won't make you look silly by sanitycrumbling · · Score: 1

      In fact, the parallel is almost too good. crocs: but they're comfortable! holsters: but they're convenient! me: but you look like an idiot!

    5. Re:not one that won't make you look silly by sanitycrumbling · · Score: 1

      They're utterly hideous. At least the shoes that people think of as crocs are. They do make some "normal" looking shoes/sandals. Those are fine.

  19. those all look very hot (temperature, I mean) by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Give me a bike helmet with lots of vents.

    1. Re:those all look very hot (temperature, I mean) by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those are all made by a Swedish company with Scandinavia as the main market, so high temperature is not their main concern. Besides, if you need lots of vents, you're travelling too slow ;)
      But I guess you want something more like this: http://www.bellhelmets.com/cycling/helmets/pavement/gage , which is used by several Tour de France-teams.

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    2. Re:those all look very hot (temperature, I mean) by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      Besides, if you need lots of vents, you're travelling too slow ;)

      You've got it the wrong way around. Cycling fast can heat you up quickly enough, even in winter.

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    3. Re:those all look very hot (temperature, I mean) by Xemu · · Score: 1

      Give me a bike helmet with lots of vents.

      Sir, What you want is a HÖVDING helmet. All air! Lots of ventilation!
      http://www.hovding.com/en/

      Disclaimer: I am not in any way affiliated with HOVDING. I just think it's a cool product.

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    4. Re:those all look very hot (temperature, I mean) by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      That seems really cool... though if a cop were to stop me for failure to wear a helmet, I think I'd have a hard time convincing him/her/it that it was a real helmet that complies with the law...

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  20. obligatory dilbert? by johnsnails · · Score: 2
    1. Re:obligatory dilbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad someone found my post buried in this thread. :)

  21. Double entendre by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, let me tell you from experience you want a leather one, not nylon. Those things chafe like you would not believe. Also, dual "device" holsters are not really practical... they're unwieldy, don't do the job, and often the device pops out which can be really frustrating.

    Now, a lot of people here have mentioned size. This is an important consideration -- If you're going for a 10 or 12 inch device, you may find that the holster sags, and it can be very hard to get the device in. Something of a more manageable size, say 5 to 7 inches, gets the job done just as well, it's more practical, and it won't feel nearly as awkward walking around in public with.

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    1. Re:Double entendre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're going for a 10 or 12 inch device, ... it can be very hard to get the device in.

      That's what she said.

  22. 7" tablet works fine in cargo pockets by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I've got several pairs of shorts and pants that could easily handle a 7" tablet.

  23. cargo pockets or small messenger bag by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Either go with pants/shorts with large thigh pockets, or else a small bag. Those holsters all look dorky, especially if you plan on wearing them in the summer with no jacket to hide them.

  24. With a holster by vikingpower · · Score: 2

    you look like a nork. That is 1/4 nerd and 3/4 dork. I'd rather work in marketing for the rest of my life than be seen here on the streets with such a thing.

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  25. Ask Slashdot: Is There a Good Device Holster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott eVest.

  26. Be Bold by Required+Snark · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure that you can find something from the Hello Kitty line.

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    1. Re:Be Bold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hello Kitty that's okay if you're going for the 1974 look, but I think you'll find that most /.'ers prefer the 1983 look of My Little Pony. It goes with our parachute pants.

  27. And while we're at it by korbulon · · Score: 2

    What about a device for storing my tater tots?

    How about it science?

    1. Re:And while we're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's called myBelly

  28. If you want non-geeky - try different terminology by jrumney · · Score: 2

    Do you look like the worst kind of geek hipster while wearing it?

    For fashion advice, you might want to try a more appropriate site.

  29. Damnit, don't leave us hanging by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    What brand was his pocket protector... and did it have the required number of pencils for his job?

    On a more serious note, if you even wonder about wearing a holster for anything but a gun, you are a nerd, you will look like a nerd even in the best suit dressed by the hippest person in the world. You are Duane Dibbley, don't fight it. Let the nerd flow through you.

    There are some people meant to look in whatever they put on and there are some who don't. If you EVER thought about a mechanical pencil any more then, "I need to write down something, this will do" then you are in the last group. Accept it, now put on those white socks and your sandals, hike up your belt to above your navel and snort boy, SNORT!

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    1. Re:Damnit, don't leave us hanging by solidraven · · Score: 2

      During a summer job we wore holsters to hold our tools when working on a roof. Dare to walk up to the nearest roof construction worker and call him a nerd? :P

      On a different note, how about those of us who actually had to do technical drawings by hand? I also fit in that category :(

    2. Re:Damnit, don't leave us hanging by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you've spent more time thinking about this than anyone here has spent worrying about holsters or mechanical pencils.

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    3. Re:Damnit, don't leave us hanging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he will have numerous manly tools in his holder, not laptops and stuff, and I also doubt he'll be wearing it to go to the shops when he's off work.

    4. Re:Damnit, don't leave us hanging by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      On a different note, how about those of us who actually had to do technical drawings by hand? I also fit in that category :(

      So do I, since I was a mechanical engineer in another century.

      I had a whole toolbox full of pens, pencils, gadgets and gizmos. I never even considered carrying all that stuff around on my person. Back then, if I wasn't actually drawing anything, I could go around with nothing more than a 1B pencil and a slide-rule.

    5. Re:Damnit, don't leave us hanging by solidraven · · Score: 1

      Ah, I used a mechanical pencil because the point didn't break off.
      Then again, I tend to have a pencil and pen somewhere in some pocket of my jacket at all times. I simply find it convenient.

  30. Eheh... so you only wear it in the privacy of your by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Eheh... so you only wear it in the privacy of your own home? You are like a transvestite who only dresses up in his bedroom. Time to get out of the closet! Shout out loud: I am dork, hear me ROAR! Be nerdy and proud!

    Sing with me "We shall, we shall not boot Windows"

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  31. Fashion Police!!! by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't fit in your pocket, it's too big to carry.

    Unless it's part of your job and you're looking for some sort of tech tool belt.

  32. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  33. thinkgeek's holster (tho it sucked for me) by xeno · · Score: 1

    Thinkgeek has a totally geeky side-holster that has potential. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c616/ It's about as subtle as a black toolbelt can be, but it's not as bad looking as a fanny pack, it fits common devices, and it's relatively ergonomic (moves with you and doesn't bounce around). It also has the advanatage of NOT looking like a shoulder holster under a jacket and getting you shot by a mall cop when you have the urge for Angry Birds. The downside is Thinkgeek's sizing for the holster is complete nonsense; it says it fits up to a 43in waist, but fully extended it just barely fits my kid with a 32in waist. And I STILL had to buy extra nylon webbing and clips to make an extension to get the thigh strap to work (so your iplop or phablet don't go flying out). So if you're no bigger than a US men's medium, this is a pretty nice option.

    YMMV.

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  34. Purse by SSpade · · Score: 2

    I think what you're looking for is a purse. Pick a design and a colour and own it.

    1. Re:Purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's called a murse.

      http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2010/10/28/the-dos-and-donts-of-man-purses-aka-murses/

  35. Versipacks. by TemplePilot · · Score: 1

    Grab yourself one of the Maxpedition Jumbo Versipacks, perfect every day carry gadget bag. Dress it up with morale patches too or just run down to your local headshop and buy up all the patches you can find affix velcro and you're in business :p Geek it up Tactical style! And yes in states that allow CCW, its a no brainer. This is the bag you want.

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    1. Re:Versipacks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second this. When I go on vacation, I always wonder about guys who are wearing fanny packs. What are they thinking? They weren't. I use a Maxpedition Jumbo Versipacks for fishing, shooting competitions, vacation, etc. Check out the website: http://www.maxpedition.com/.

  36. Messenger bag by macson_g · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Messenger bag by aralin · · Score: 2
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  37. Re:Eheh... so you only wear it in the privacy of y by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Hell. You uncovered my best-kept secret. I am eternally fucked in the tech world. Over. Out. From next week on, I'll be raising goats in Transylvania. Or should I apply for that exarch position of the Podocarpathian Uniates ?

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  38. Single? by Blade · · Score: 1

    The linked website sells single holsters, if that floats your boat, so not sure how far down the person read in the first instance.

  39. good cargo pockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good cargo pants, like vintage paratrooper pants or LA police gear ones (the latter have pockets inside cargo pockets, but I don't like the material as much).
    I buy those, have them cut down to shorts length; pocket fits 7" tablet with room to spare, with one button buttoned it is both easy to take out and hard to drop if you don't run, with both buttons on I ran and biked for many miles with it, bulletproof. Also fits bottles, cameras, baseball caps, plus there're two small bottom pockets.

    1. Re:good cargo pockets by marxzed · · Score: 1

      pffttt don't even need that - with my North Face Boulder shirt I can fit my iPad mini in one pocket and my Samsung phaplet in the other... OK so I look like I've got chicken plates or asymmetrical cubist boobs.... but hey I'm a dork... I mean a IT professional .... why would I care what I looked like :)

  40. bum bag by thephydes · · Score: 1

    Unless you are carrying a 10" device then many bum bags will suffice. If you are worried about someone cutting the strap then consider a pacsafe.

  41. If you're fat enough... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    ...a full-size iPad will fit in the back pocket of 5.11 Tactical cargo pants. 5.11s, in any size, are designed to have the largest back pockets possible.

    I've lost a lot of weight and this trick no longer works for me...but I don't mind at all.

  42. sfbags.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been very happy with sfbags.com in the past. They also do custom work.

  43. Scottevest jacket w/ "iPad-Pocket" by bemymonkey · · Score: 2

    It's the only viable solution I've seen so far:

    http://www.scottevest.com/

    I've been wanting to get one for months, but TBH I'm a bit afraid it'll cost me twice as much here in Germany (with shipping and taxes)...

    1. Re:Scottevest jacket w/ "iPad-Pocket" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a bit afraid it'll cost me twice as much here in Germany (with shipping and taxes)

      I'm in the UK, and you're right to be afraid. Triple-whammie of international shipping, customs duties, and VAT? Ouch.

    2. Re:Scottevest jacket w/ "iPad-Pocket" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thought; I travel a great deal; and I have
      found that a vest such as:

      http://www.columbia.com/Men's-Henry's-Fork%E2%84%A2-V-Vest/FM1441,default,pd.html

          works well... mind you I also carry many other
      things so you might not need a dozen pockets.

          I carry a Samsung 7" tablet in one of the lower
      pockets; It's no problem with TSA - I toss
      the whole vest in the tray... I, however have broken
      Nooks in the same pocket - they are not as tough!

      Cheers,
      AC because I like not getting searched.

        captcha innocent

  44. holster? no... by marxzed · · Score: 1

    ... I can't even think why you'd want to "holster" a tablet... but for a very discreet tablet shoulder/messenger style bag try find a shop with the now discontinued smaller Crumpler "Herbas" it has no padding but will protect from scratches and minor bumps.
    however given everyone, including the management suits seems to carry some sort of backpack/laptop/camera/carryon bag these days having a discreet bag is so different it's almost indiscreet.

  45. Army pants ? by Lennie · · Score: 1

    Lots of large pockets, maybe they are large enough ?

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    1. Re:Army pants ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about BDU pants, but ACU pants can easily hold up to a Nexus 7. Anything bigger won't fit, especially if there is anything else you want to put in said pockets. It isn't very noticeable, when walking around with aforementioned Nexus 7 in the pocket. The calf pockets also work great for the Nexus 4. Granted, when anywhere slightly muddy / sandy / dirty, you shouldn't have those on ya! Maybe in the rucksack xD

  46. Try a European Carry-All by Horshu · · Score: 1

    And know deep in your heart that you're carrying a purse.

    1. Re:Try a European Carry-All by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Why are people so obsessed with the word "purse"? I honestly don't get it. Just use whatever's practical.

  47. Urbn Tool makes a nice canvas one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.urbantool.com/hq/holsters/show-cowboyholster

  48. Get one custom-made! by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    Ok, this may sound very hipster, but I know a bag-maker/leatherworker and got myself a custom-made bag for my macbook air which cost me not even a hundred bucks (and no, I am not a mac lover, at the time there was just no other decent ultrabook). So if you know people like that help out their business and get something unique!

  49. urban tool holster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pricy but may be what you are looking for urbantool.com

  50. I moved from nerdy bat-belt to handbag for my EDCs by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    I moved from nerdy bat-belt over backpack to handbag for my EDCs. Seriously: Get a top-notch handbag or small messenger bag. Crumpler is good ... allthough I just see the german collection is by orders of magnitude better than the US one (???) - don't know what to make of that (Link is to the German collection with english copytext).

    Another one, Freitag, is über-hip in Europe right now - they direct-recycle truck tarps, wasch them with rain-water and sow them into individual grungy cyberpunk-style pockets and bags. Entirely swiss-made btw. Sturdy, practical and very cool and fashionable. Popular with girls and guys alike over here. Cost a small fortune, but guaranteed no sweat shop work and about the most envionmentaly friendly you can get. ... A Freitag probably is going to be my next.

    Not having my gadgets on me all the time in my bat-belt made me a more sociable person for that simple reason. You look cooler and you feel better not lugging your toolkit around with you all the time.

    Bottom line: Ditch the bat-belt syndrome and get a neat rugged modern bag for your EDC - once you've gone through the initial withdrawal you'll feel much better. :-)

    My 2 cents.

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  51. Get a bag. by will_die · · Score: 1

    Get a bag they are easier, you are not adversiting what you are carring and you can carry extra items.
    I have been using a bag from pacsafe, https://www.pacsafe.com/ for a while and it works great for all electronics.
    The main benefit of pacsafe is they are design primarily to prevent thieft, so they have wire mesh sewn into the bottom, straps have a metal core, items can be locked down, etc. They also have version with RFID shielding. Another benefit at being over 2 meters the straps are long.

  52. Organic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forehead and crazy glue, then turn the camera on, so that forward vision works.

  53. No. No, no, no. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If one wears a large phone, let alone a tablet, on one's belt one is going to look like a dork. You are better off getting a bag of some sort. It won't matter if it is a man bag, a messenger bag, a backpack, a laptop bag, or a briefcase, you are better off getting a bag. Now, if you or someone you know does leather craft, Tandy Leather Factory has two kits, one for a "vertical messenger bag" and one for an "expedition brief case". Of course, if you have the money, you can always check the Saddleback Leather Company.

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    1. Re:No. No, no, no. by morgauxo · · Score: 2

      Bags suck. You have to carry them. It's not worth it to carry something around all day just to make a fashion statement.

  54. At least for winter by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    A jacket or coat with large interior pockets is usually enough for carrying 7" tablets, kindles and so on.

  55. Just get a bag by Alkonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just get a bag. Backpack or sling-type bag, depending on preference. Don't use belt pouches or anything like that. Ever. It doesn't make you look like a geek or hipster, it makes you look like an idiot. It's like having a bluetooth phone thing on your ear. Sure if you can strap a thing to your body under a jacket like a gun holster that is probably a good thing, it won't attract pickpockets and you won't have to carry a bag. But then you can't take yuor jacket off without looking like an idiot.

    1. Re:Just get a bag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Solo Storm sling bag is my choice for a Nook HD (7" screen). Provides room for all the extras, charger video adapter. Much easier to handle than a full size back pack.
      http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=7657673&SRCCODE=WEBGOOPA&cm_mmc_o=mH4CjC7BBTkwCjCV1-CjCE&gclid=CI--pI-CgLkCFQeCQgodnTQAew

  56. It's called a "Fannypack" by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Embrace it. Use it. Love it.

  57. You need a "poachers pocket" by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    That's a large pocket at the back of your jacket, hidden in the inside.
    Very easy to sew one in yourself...do a few jackets...
    Put some elastic at the top to stop the pocket mouth gaping, and hold the pad.
    Works well for me.

    Don't sit back against something hard, though, or you either smash the pad, your back, or both.

    I would not suggest using a purse, since as you are probably not used to carrying one, you are likely to forget it...

  58. murse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure you pack a mankini in that murse!

  59. Best device holster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your moms mouth

  60. Holster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer the desantis sof-tuck. Oh wait for a tablet, why the hell would you want to do that?

  61. Follow the Way of the Nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shirt pocket with iPad clip as well as pen clip. The pocket made need to be embiggened though.

  62. Pocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By good technology holsers for phones, are you refferring to these?

    Because anything else will make you look like a dork.

  63. Dress like a bat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that Batman had it figured out quite well. Forget tablet, he stored a chunk of Kryponite on his belt. Along with enough batrangs to win a small war. And cuffs. And rope shooters. And who knows what else.

  64. Jacket instead of holsters by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Just google ipad-jacket, there are multiple companies creating these, some of them even have also a notebook pocket in the back additional to pads, phones, navis and another dozen pockets.
    I've one with a mesh pocket interiors, where you can see the messages you receive on your devices just by taking a peek without havind to take it out of the pocket.

  65. Perhaps a codpiece? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously, holsters? What device is so necessary that it warrants a holster? Guns. And only if you're an officer, bodyguard, criminal, or price-labeler at a retail store.

    Holsters are for quick access, but aren't exactly fashion statements. That said, if you're hell bent on projecting your utter disregard for social norms, I'd suggest going all out. A utility codpiece, complete with fingerprint recognition to release your tool and an alarm siren in case of unauthorized access (will automatically go off in the rare and likely accidental case of contact with the opposite sex). Tagline "Be a tool. Keep your tool, near your tool"

    While projecting your social ineptitude, I suggest wearing white tube socks, and your most comfortable pair of Crocs. A good pair of sweatpants, preferably your mom's that have Juicy written prominently across the ass in 144 point font (actually seen at an airport on a lady who was twice as wide as tall), and either a South Park or obscure anime reference t-shirt available regularly at shirt.woot.com. A Warcraft tattoo on your arm, just barely visible at the hemline of your sleeve, announcing your allegiance to your favorite guild will complete the look.

    Otherwise go for a messenger bag. Freitag for example is damn trendy, semi-customizable, and near indestructible. J-Fold canvas bags are good too. Timbuk2 works but is a bit passé now that every yuppie has one (or in my case 3, and a bicycle pouch).

  66. Use Cargo Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a pair of timberland cargo pants. http://shop.timberland.com/product/index.jsp?productId=13069437 The side pockets with a minor modification (use a small knife to cut the threads holding one side bunched together) will hold a full size ipad in case inside the pocket.

  67. The reason holsters work for guns and not phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a gun. It maims/injures/kills people. People are adverse to taking the piss out things that can hurt them.

    My advice, go around attacking people with your tablet. I'd recommend hard strikes to the face with the flat of the device. once they're on the floor, holding the device firmly in both hands, bring it down so as to catch them with the edge of it. If you get lucky this could result in a decapitation.

    After a few attacks (and associated press coverage) your device should have a rep for being a dangerous weapon and you'll be able to wear whatever holster you choose free from others condescending remarks.

    Enjoy!

  68. What a silly bunt. by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    The OP said he/she is worried about standing out.

  69. Go Go Gadget Trapperkeeper! by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

    A lunchbox might also do the job.

  70. Make sure to get one that matches your Fedora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure to get one that matches your Fedora and trench coat. Surely a color that doesn't clash with your magnificent neckbeard wouldn't hurt either.

  71. Nerds laughing at nerds. by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    Didn't we learn anything in school? The taunting? The wedgies? The snapped slide rule?

    Oh, I am sorry about all that. I don't do those things any more.

    OTOH, I don't do them any less.

  72. Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No,
    Yes, and
    Yes, I would look for one bundled with a wrestling mask to protect my secret identity.

  73. Something like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.nexternal.com/armynavy/images/Cross-Over-Leg-Rig1.gif

    a leg pouch. has a waistband, then clips around your thigh. really good for first aid kits etc.

  74. Utilikilt by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

    http://www.utilikilts.com/

    They have large pockets and are not form fitting, so the tablet will not stand out as much as if it were in a pair of pants.

  75. Whoosh by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Good grief... I strongly suspect that the guy was making a joke, and that he didn't *actually* want to say "c**tbag". :-)

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    1. Re:Whoosh by Zanadou · · Score: 1

      Wait, is Slashdot masking out the word "cunt" now??

    2. Re:Whoosh by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      No, but saying the word "cunt" bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Cunt. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

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    3. Re:Whoosh by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      No, but saying the word "cunt" bothers some men.

      Firstly, the parent and grandparent had it asterisked out. Secondly, while I'm quite happy to use that word in the right social grouping the fact remains that- rightly or wrongly- it's considered highly offensive by many people (*) and I'm happy to moderate my own language of my own volition in that context.

      whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

      A misleading comparison; "dick" is more on the level of "pussy" in terms of offensiveness (or otherwise). "Johnson" is so inoffensive they got it twice into the name of a major medical supplies company. ;-)

      The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Cunt.

      And you being able to say it like that makes you a Big Man. Congratulations! (Thinks: What a c**t...)

      (*) And let's not get into that pseudo-logical rationalisation that some geeks try to use when discussing swear words; the fact is that the human brain and social behaviour are quite complex, and trying to reduce it to a purely dictionary definition level is misleading. If that were the case, why does swearing have a painkiller effect on the human brain? This shows that whether or not the words are arbitrary and theoretically the same as other "less offensive" words, they *do* have socially wired associations that can't be ignored.

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    4. Re:Whoosh by amicusNYCL · · Score: 0

      You should watch The Big Lebowski sometime. It's a good movie. And thorough.

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    5. Re:Whoosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the joke....

    6. Re:Whoosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      small woosh - amicusNYCL was paraphrasing Maude in a scene from "The Big Lewbowski."

    7. Re:Whoosh by marxzed · · Score: 1

      Wait, is Slashdot masking out the word "cunt" now??

      no I was making a joke.... the self censorship was meant to show that obviously the C word is still found offensive is many parts of the english speaking world where as "fanny" is just funny way of saying a ladies front bum, doubly funny in the context of hearing/reading north americans describe the back bum.

  76. A purse by any other name by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Is There a Good Device Holster?

    You mean a purse? Calling it a "holster" does not make it more manly as it is not a handgun.

    Oh and the answer is probably no. I refer you to Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

  77. Go retro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . and hang a slide rule from your belt. Convenient, requires no battery, and guaranteed to prevent STDs.

  78. Functional Holster by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1
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  79. Utilikilt pockets are great by cduffy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any Utilikilt other than the "new original" has huge pockets which hang down and to the front. I keep my (2nd-gen) Nexus 7 (the 1st-gen was a little wider, and fit in the pockets but not as easily), cell phone, and external battery in a single side/front pocket.

    1. Re:Utilikilt pockets are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally! A fashion that makes a fanny pack look good.

  80. Just wear what you want! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Come on, stop worrying about this. If you like something, if it suits your purposes then use it. If somebody else doesn't like it they can kiss your ass. Everybody has some sort of gadget they want to carry around these days. We need a good way to carry them. Eventually people will just wear the holsters, fanny packs, cargo pants, etc that they need to do so and won't feel embarassed because everyone else is too. Then we will all realize that it really doesn't look that bad anyway. People just think it does now because somebody told them so. That you even asked this question shows you can think for yourself.

    Disclaimer... I am married. I have a child. I don't need to attract anyone now.

  81. Re:The reason holsters work for guns and not phone by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    I once had a group of guys approach me in the middle of the night that I am pretty sure were going to mug me. I had a handheld ham radio in my pocket. Instinctively I put my hand in that pocket because it was by far the most valuable thing on me. That was a bad idea I know as it would just bring attention to what I didn't want them to get but I did it before thinking. This worked out well as when I did it made the antenna push outward against the inside of my jacket. One of the guys thought it was a gun and they all left. I stopped taking night time walks in that neighborhood.

  82. Sporran by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

    If pockets are a problem, get a good sporran. Shopping.google.com Sporrans . There are modern style, steam punk, classic, furry....

    Another option is Solar Backpacks.

    Or, just get a backpack. I like the Tamrac Dual Backpacks, with laptop slots and configurable compartments for equipment..

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  83. Compromise .. Yes it's easy .. by tkjtkj · · Score: 1

    Get yourself a Aamsung Galaxy Note 2 holstered by the OtterBox model-specific holster.
    Then Mod the holserer by drilling camera hole.
    Theis holster accepts the cam facing out or reverse, is rock solid, ande (seemingly unkonwn o to it's mfgr, will function as a 'landscape-mode cellphone 'desk stand' ..

    Pricey but worth it..
    Forgie misspellings: im forced to type with 'white on white' ..cant read this myself..

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  84. I suggest by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    A supermodel with a Gucci bag. Lots of storage space and everyone in the room will be jealous.

    1. Re:I suggest by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 1

      That's an expensive solution.

    2. Re:I suggest by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yep but the upgrades are free ... the diamond necklaces just go to the next one rather than last years model.

  85. Is there a good device holstre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TechSlinger is THE BEST product on the market for what you are looking for! They just came out with a single sided holster in a variety of sizes. I would highly recommend contacting them. Their customer service is superb and they will do what ever they can to help. The TechSlinger is very comfortable to wear and hides nicely under a jacket. It makes going through airport security a breeze too since all you have to do is slide the holster off and place it in the bin and pick it up in one piece on the other side and keep moving. It may appear dorky at first but once you start wearing and become comfortable with it you'll forget all about the dorkiness. I HIGHLY recommend contacting TechSlinger. You won't be disappointed! This is a great well crafted product and the company is awesome!

  86. Re:The reason holsters work for guns and not phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should post that story on eham or QRZ.com. Then go make popcorn, and watch the ensuing fun as heads explode! --... ...-- ..

  87. This is right up your alley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  88. Use Velcro by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Like Kirk did. It's the only way. ;)

  89. I used to work for this company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for this company, you should check them out.
    http://ripoffs.com/
    They can make any size you would need, but its a distributer. Meaning you would probably have to order a large-ish quantity.

  90. Bag of holding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Best purchase I ever made. It's super great

  91. Nerdy Harry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said

  92. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, there isn't.

  93. Try a crosspaq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a crosspaq which is basically like the sashes the Klingons used to wear in Stsr Trek. I love it and it doesn't look as stupid as a fanny pack.

  94. Maxpedition by gregulator · · Score: 1

    I think you need to get away from the "holster" idea. Even my Galaxy S4 in a holster is a bit too big for belt mount and frequently gets in the way.

    I think you'd be better served with a small bag.

    Maxpedition makes some pretty rugged gear with lots of storage and pockets, but it isn't pretty. Check out their GearSlinger line.

    http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=21&idproduct=384#details

    If that won't fit in, you can check out some of the leather man-purses.

    Something like this:

    http://www.zappos.com/fossil-estate-leather-courier-bag-cognac?zfcTest=fcl%3A0

  95. Vest with Inside Pocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found a light weight vest with an inside pocket big enough for a kindle. I keep my cell phone in the opposite pocket for balance. The side pockets of a suit coat works for 7" tablets.

  96. Techslinger, you now you need it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom line, either you use a tablet for work or you don't, either the tablet is filled with propritary or sensative information you can't loose. It may not be easy for some to step back and realize that even they are using mobile devices at a ever increasing rate and that we are going to live a far more integrated life with our tech. Face the horror and be assimilated.

  97. Satchel... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Get a nice leather satchel.

    ...and while you're at it, retire your sneakers and get a nice pair of leather shoes as well. If you're feeling REALLY crazy get a leather belt and have it match your new shoes.

  98. The Office(s) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ob. The Office(s) reference. http://thelonebear.blogspot.com/2011/05/office.html

    Personally, I'd go for the shoulder strap holster. Do it to it.

  99. Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its called a pocket. they usually have them one on each leg on the front side of pants. some ven have 2 on the back side as well!

  100. See my vest by RobSwider · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking about using a fly-fishing vest I have in the basement while traveling. Most of them even have a giant single pocket in the pack that would fit a tablet a small laptop or whatever else. Still slightly dorky, but at least you're not trying to conceal the fact you just need more pockets than what your pants can offer you. I tend to need more than two pockets anyway. I don't want my keys in the same pocket as my phone. I don't want money with my keys. You get the idea. Plus, you can take it off and slap it on the x-ray conveyor without having to unload everything.

  101. I'd go with a cool, black leather satchel, just big enough for it, with handle and shoulder strap.

    Women don't use black leather purses.

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  102. Try something from here, should work. by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1
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  103. purse/man bag by bored · · Score: 1

    Just get a big purse, or if your male a man bag.

    Basically a bag with a shoulder strap.

    I mean, you only look like a dork with a man bag, with a tablet attached via straps to your body you look like a full on social outcast.

    My wife has a fairly normal looking purse, but she can carry an ipad, camera, phone etc and still have room to smuggle popcorn into the movie theater.

    Then again, you know you could survive without it....

    Back in the day, it was socially acceptable to talk to people on the bus/etc... I assume that is still true, assuming you can find anyone not lost in their own little digital world.

  104. Holster for my Yacht by locopuyo · · Score: 1

    I need a holster for my Yacht.

  105. Re:The reason holsters work for guns and not phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped taking night time walks in that neighborhood.

    Probably a smart move as if someone thinks you have a gun then they'll shoot you next time because they'll think you are a threat. Think about it... if you aren't armed then they can take their time to assess the risk.. if you are armed then they have to shoot first and then assess later, or they got shot. Or if they were innocent folk you'd have just terrorised them into believing somebody is walking around in the dark with a concealed weapon...

  106. Scottevest by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    has a tablet pocket. And lots of other pockets too.

  107. Poachers pocket? by twicepending · · Score: 1

    Perhaps a poachers pocket would do the trick?

  108. Like all good holsters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should have a leg tie-down for quick-draw. Plus a wide belt slung across the upper body from shoulder to opposite hip with little loops for holding extra batteries, pointing devices, stylii, flash drives, otg adapters, & maybe even a Ticonderoga No. 2.

  109. Re:A product likeTechslinger I used to use for boo by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    ... they used to sell something like those in the missionary book store to stash our Books of Mormon, so we could always be ready with one! I kept it for years after my mission to Belgium before finally passing it along to one of my kids who thought it was cool.

    The book or the bag?

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  110. link to secure messenger type bag by dizzy8578 · · Score: 1

    hidden pockets, steel cable, lock tabs.

    I use mine every day.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004RTMV48/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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  111. Original poster here by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    1) I am straight, single male, so no purse hence the desire to avoid looking like a super geek/hipster. Similarly no kilts or similar devices.

    2) I live in NYC, which means subway rides, so nothing on the back. It should sit on the side, allowing me to sit down and easily access it.

    3) Anything on the belt is silly for something this big.

    4) Messenger bags tend to look like a purse, but I suppose a good messenger bag may look better than holster. Have to find the right one.

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    1. Re:Original poster here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I am straight, single male, so no purse

      If carrying a purse makes you look like a pussy, it's because you look like a pussy.

      A man with more than the slightest shred of self-confidence will still walk like a man and look like a man, so there won't be any cases of people honestly mistaking you for a lady. Yeah, a few people (mostly either old people or men who are feeling insecure about their own selves) will judge you for it, but why care what those few people think? Frankly, anything that makes jackasses like that reveal themselves and/or stay right out of my life sounds like a win.

    2. Re:Original poster here by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      "will still walk like a man and look like a man"
      Well, except for the carrying a purse part, of course.
      Nobody's going to honestly mistake you for a lady.
      They're just going to think that the man over there looks silly carrying a purse.

  112. Re:Whoosh Re:Woosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duck again!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDwG9z7EXM

  113. cargo pants by LostInTaiwan · · Score: 1

    I usually store my nexus 7 into the thigh pockets of my cargo pants. It's fairly secure, especially in pockets large enough to button up. Fairly inexpensive and unobtrusive. The weight of the nexus 7 is held very close to the body so I really don't feel the extra mass, unlike putting it in a oversize jacket pocket.

  114. Skinth Solutions by bdillahu · · Score: 1

    http://skinthsolutions.com/

    Great quality, hand-made in Canada pouches and carriers. Just a happy customer.

  115. Chewbacca Holsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been wearing technology long before it became fashionable. I used to string my pagers together on an ammo belt like the one Chewbacca wears.

    1. Re:Chewbacca Holsters by DQKennard · · Score: 1

      When one of the pagers on your ammo belt beeped, did you throw it like a grenade and hide?

  116. The right manufacturers by Quila · · Score: 1

    Instead of geek toy makers making holsters, it might be a good idea for real holster companies to start making them for geek devices. These companies know how to get a full-sized pistol to disappear in average clothing while being comfortable for the wearer all day, so I think they can handle one of these larger Android phones.

  117. scottevest.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest checking out Scott eVest at http://www.scottevest.com/. They have a large selection of clothing with pockets to designed to hold technology products, including tables.

  118. You are trying to wear your devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is ***no*** way to not look like a geek while trying to do so, though you can push past into total dorkmode. If you want neither, get a messenger bag or whatever. End of line.

  119. I call it my utility harness by Trubacca · · Score: 1

    I highly recommend you check out Scottevest. I recently purchased the Travel Vest, a light-weight vest riddled with internal pockets. I would never have considered myself a vest-man before then, but it perfectly filled my needs when I was looking for a similar product. It is internally balanced and well structured so that large items like tablets don't poke out and can comfortably and discretely hold a lot of bulk and weight. I walk around with over a pound of kit (tablet, phone, wallet, tools, etc) without looking like I am carrying anything. It looks nice (I trust my friends to make me very aware when my fashion sense flounders) and it matches almost all of my clothes, so I can wear it almost everywhere, everyday. It sure beats keeping all that junk in my pants.

    It really sounds like exactly what you are looking for and I have never been more satisfied with a piece of clothing. If you aren't fond of vests, they have other items designed to conveniently carry loads of junk, but I wanted something I wouldn't need to wash everyday and could take off when I was just chilling at home. They are kind of pricey also, but they have regular sales. I waited for the one I wanted to come on sale and got over 50% off. Just saying.

  120. Without a cell phone or pay phone by tepples · · Score: 1

    It's very nice not having people feel like they can and should get a hold of you at any time of day or night

    It's not always the incoming calls as much as the outgoing calls. Without a cell phone, and with pay phones rapidly being taken out of service, how do you get a hold of roadside assistance?

    1. Re:Without a cell phone or pay phone by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Without a cell phone, and with pay phones rapidly being taken out of service, how do you get a hold of roadside assistance?

      Hitch or walk to the next gas station or house. They either let you call, or in some cases even come out and tow you. I had a somewhat wonky car in the 80s. Was a pretty nice way of meeting new and interesting people along the way. ;-)

  121. There are bags out there..... by syntheticmemory · · Score: 1

    Recently I went hunting for the right bag for my needs, and found a few deals on a range of bags. On the overkill end I bought a used Briggs & Riley leather briefcase that is large enough to hold every portable computing device I own, or probably ever owned. If it was scruffy, I'd be temped to use it for grocery shopping or Home Depot excursions. Beautiful workmanship. Down the scale a notch I found a Mountain Khakis Field bag. http://www.mountainkhakis.com/products/accessories/bags/field-bag.cfm Along my travels I discovered RedOxx for very reasonably priced aviator duffles, http://www.redoxx.com/Aviator-Duffel-Bags/150/150/deptThose are the excursion bags for hardware shopping. and DuluthTrading: http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/product/fire-hose-field-bag-43129.aspx?kw=bag&processor=content#detailtabs for a durable, though slightly small bag. Duluth, please make one that fits and protects a 10 inch tablet, but not so large that file folders fit in it, because then my girlfriend would appropriate it.

  122. How about a servant? by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

    Yes, you can always hire a manservant to lug around your crap. Preferably on a silver platter.
     

  123. Maxpedition Fatboy by renfrow · · Score: 1

    I just recently bought a Maxpedition Fatboy to carry around my stuff. Nice, as it has a readily accessible back pocket that my Google Nexus 7 fits in, a separate pocket for my cell phone, AND a pocket for my water bottle. Lesser accessibility is under a buckled strap, where I put my wallet. For my purposes, this is actually overkill as 90% of the storage is currently unused. But, give me some years and I anticipate filling it.

    1. Re:Maxpedition Fatboy by TemplePilot · · Score: 1

      I like the Jumbo Versipack

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  124. Thes reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of a fellow in my Texas high school who always trying to look like some kind of a scientific genius by always carrying a slide rule around in a leather sheath dangling on a chain from his belt (1960s). We used to call him, 'The Fastest Slide Rule in the West'.

  125. Wimp by drkim · · Score: 3, Funny

    A real man would buy body armor, and replace the trauma plate with his tablet.

  126. Have you tried the Dorcus people? by OurDailyFred · · Score: 1

    They don't seem to have updated their catalog for newer devices, but what they do offer seems to fit right in with the tablet sized holster you're seeking:
    http://lileks.com/institute/dorcus/index.html

    If that does not work, you might want to check their computer deals pages, just in case they put it there:
    http://lileks.com/institute/compupromo/1.html

    Hope that helps!

    Fred

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  127. CircDisCover by BagJack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not cheap, and it's iPad specific, but I think this one looks kinda cool. http://bagjack.com/site/bagjack_circdicover/bagjack_circdiscover.html
    Or there's the Timbuk2 Catapult, which is really just a small bag: http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/catapult-cycling-messenger-bag/

    Also, the Rib just got funded on Kickstarter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/enthousis/the-rib-eliminate-the-bulge-in-your-pants?ref=live

    The fashion/technical outerwear brand Acronym used to have a series of jackets with the "suspensor" system for holding your laptop(!): http://www.firmamentberlin.com/acronym/21765/s-j14_etaproof_suspensor_jacket.html

    Honestly, I wish holsters like the Tech Sling weren't so ridiculous looking. They seem pretty convenient and would make me feel like a badass. :(

  128. Messenger bag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Messenger bag for the win.

    Carrying a tablet in a holster style manner is going to be really awkward, and really look stupid. They are just too big.

    Oddly, it's easier to carry a firearm than a largish smartphone, even though the phone is smaller and lighter. People have been making gun holsters for hundreds of years, and they are good at it. Phones and tablets aren't designed for ergonomic carry, and most of the holsters and cases for them are afterthoughts, not serious, usable tools.

  129. you want to know? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Ask Carlos Danger

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