And a swindle. Catastrophic failure lurks around the corner for all SSD users. Serious compotore users do not sore mission critical datas on SSDs. Period. Take the kazoo out of your mouth, Slashdort!
Dear Slashdort readers, has anyone seen my phone? If you have, you are commanded to rely to this message and to refrain from unnecessaryt flatulence in the proximity of the telephone until my assistant recovers it from you. Remember, nobody is alowed to whistle loudly until I have given the all-clear or until I have brushed my teeth or until tomorrow. Dog!
Would that you don't go around announcing to the world that you are a "libertarian," because people tend to dislike total moronic idiot fools. Why make life harder for yourself?
All music is now to be performed in the following key: A minor! With the following instruments: accordion, flute, piano (upright only, NO HARPSICHORDS!) and cowbell. The following names are henceforth prohibited: Jerry, Jerome, Jay, Jason, Jesus, Jill, Jack, James, Julieta, Julie, Jojo, Jayjay, Jayella, Jerkwad. Please confirm your acceptance of these new regulations by commenting below, or by not commenting below. Thanks and HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Laura is the greatest, she made me an awersorme omelette! Happy Valentines day LAURA and go suck donkey balls you Slashdort haters, jingoist, and toadies of CAPITALISM!
But what the Philippines needs is COMMUNISM via international socialist revolution! For the unconditional military defense of China bureaucratically deformed workers state!
I use it to take pictures of my favorite insects and then make songs and dance videos about them. China is the greatest country and America sucks donkey balls!
Thank you for asking, Slashdort poster "Anonymous Coward"!
My one true love, Laura, is currently away, location unknown, on a secret super important mission in her capacity as the President For Life of the Campaign for a Free Internet. The time apart from her has been extremely trying but I know that she will return coverd with glory and my love for her is like a rock, a really big heavy rock that doesn't move or erode except maybe if it was in like super strong acid or something but even then it would be super solid.
Dear single women of Slashdort, I know you all secretly lust after me but do not even think of seducing me because I only love Laura.
The advanced productive forces that have grown up under capitalism are straining at the restraints of private property like so many fetters, and humanity is suffering catastrophe as a result. But capitalism has brought into a being a class that will be its gravedigger, the proletariat. The fetters will be burst asunder. The expropriators will be expropriated. All power to the working class!
Folks, Karl Marx was right. Increasing wealth at one pole, increasing misery at the other. A system that condemns millions to starvation does not deserve to live. It is time for the workers, lead by their Leninist vanguard party, to smash the rule of the bourgeois parasites and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat, opening the road to socialism.
Deal with it like I do: never use the internet. Have your assistant or secretary do all internet-related tasks for you. THat way, you will never be on the internet or the Facebook, and you will be safe from virusing and spywars. Also, remember to eat healthy and love your neighbor like youself, even if your neighbor is a creepy weirdo who smells funny and doesn't seem to have a regular job and who leaves weird junk in his front yard, even if your neighbor is like that, love him or her at least as much as you can because Obama loves you.
Microsoft invented the computer and the window and the Internet explorer and without Microsoft (and maybe apple if you are into artsy shit or whatever) we would have none of that so why do you people always complain about it? I think you should be greatful to Bill Gats, for his ultimate wisdom in compurtores and his glorious campaign to smash the teachers unions and replace teachers with fast food service associates, because Bill Gats cares about our children and our future like no other man on earth, he is the greatest, the messiah! Fuck Steve Jops!!!!!!
If there is more technology, more people will be laughing, so hysterically that all wars will stop and everyone will live in peace. I read about it in a book, but then I forgot what the title of the book was, and it was so funny I threw it in a big waterfall. Nowadays I subsist on Chinese food, which is very unhealthy because Chinese food is the best food (since China is the greatgest at everything!) and America sucks salty donkey balls. Peace! Forward to IPv7!!!!!!!
Your comment is invalid and you are a goatfucker, because you could not handle the great, concentrated amounts of TRUTH in my first poste! Concentrated, odorous, potent hot steaming Marxist Leninist TRUTH! That's how LAURA likes it!
I've been thinking about some deep subjects, and now I think I'll share some of my thoughts with you. Please give me your constructive criticism, but if you don't like this, you can just fuck off, OK?
The question is: what is "human nature"? I think any time someone talks about "human nature" to back up their argument, they are full of crap. For them, "human nature" is just a mystified name for a particular set of social relations. It's a secular form of political argument to the divine rights and authority of kings. Fuck all that.
We don't know what human nature is because what confronts us is the historically determined nature of our society which clearly limits and deforms human development.
Only under COMMUNISM will human nature become evident. "Human nature" today, under capitalism, is like a flower trying to grow in a basement.
Anyway, I know some of you syncophants for CAPITALISM will make all sorts of stupid arguments against me or call me a "troll" or whatever but YOU are the real trolls, because you're just jealous of my LAURA and the awesorme sexy love that we have for each other!
You sniff dog anuses! You are higher than Judy Garland! You from sheer exhaustion on a dead man's chest is punishment enough! You can see the clerk! Devil! Devil! Devil! Devil! Devil! Assgoat! Devil! TV1!!!!
Do the parents have any cats? My research has found that after Flouridation, cat feces and the parasites they harbor are the leading cause of Satanic capture.
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And a swindle. Catastrophic failure lurks around the corner for all SSD users. Serious compotore users do not sore mission critical datas on SSDs. Period. Take the kazoo out of your mouth, Slashdort!
Dear Slashdort readers, has anyone seen my phone? If you have, you are commanded to rely to this message and to refrain from unnecessaryt flatulence in the proximity of the telephone until my assistant recovers it from you. Remember, nobody is alowed to whistle loudly until I have given the all-clear or until I have brushed my teeth or until tomorrow. Dog!
I have some friendly advice for you!
Would that you don't go around announcing to the world that you are a "libertarian," because people tend to dislike total moronic idiot fools. Why make life harder for yourself?
To squeeze out more profits for their dying capitalist system.
Look at what these clowns are trying to do to the teaching profession. Do you "coders" think you are any different?
There is only one solution: communism! We need workers revolution to smash the capitalist state and establish a Soviet world.
All music is now to be performed in the following key: A minor! With the following instruments: accordion, flute, piano (upright only, NO HARPSICHORDS!) and cowbell. The following names are henceforth prohibited: Jerry, Jerome, Jay, Jason, Jesus, Jill, Jack, James, Julieta, Julie, Jojo, Jayjay, Jayella, Jerkwad. Please confirm your acceptance of these new regulations by commenting below, or by not commenting below. Thanks and HAVE A NICE DAY!
In the name of Jesus, my pet goat farts in your direction! In the name of the LORD GOD, my pet goat urinates on your leg!
In Canada everything is about cake, just like in the USA everything is about racism.
On Slashdort, everything is shit.
I fart on this story!
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The bourgeoisie is no longer fit to rule.
Workers to power!
America will be better under COMMUNISM!
Laura is the greatest, she made me an awersorme omelette! Happy Valentines day LAURA and go suck donkey balls you Slashdort haters, jingoist, and toadies of CAPITALISM!
But what the Philippines needs is COMMUNISM via international socialist revolution! For the unconditional military defense of China bureaucratically deformed workers state!
I use it to take pictures of my favorite insects and then make songs and dance videos about them. China is the greatest country and America sucks donkey balls!
Thank you for asking, Slashdort poster "Anonymous Coward"!
My one true love, Laura, is currently away, location unknown, on a secret super important mission in her capacity as the President For Life of the Campaign for a Free Internet. The time apart from her has been extremely trying but I know that she will return coverd with glory and my love for her is like a rock, a really big heavy rock that doesn't move or erode except maybe if it was in like super strong acid or something but even then it would be super solid.
Dear single women of Slashdort, I know you all secretly lust after me but do not even think of seducing me because I only love Laura.
The advanced productive forces that have grown up under capitalism are straining at the restraints of private property like so many fetters, and humanity is suffering catastrophe as a result. But capitalism has brought into a being a class that will be its gravedigger, the proletariat. The fetters will be burst asunder. The expropriators will be expropriated. All power to the working class!
Folks, Karl Marx was right. Increasing wealth at one pole, increasing misery at the other. A system that condemns millions to starvation does not deserve to live. It is time for the workers, lead by their Leninist vanguard party, to smash the rule of the bourgeois parasites and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat, opening the road to socialism.
Deal with it like I do: never use the internet. Have your assistant or secretary do all internet-related tasks for you. THat way, you will never be on the internet or the Facebook, and you will be safe from virusing and spywars. Also, remember to eat healthy and love your neighbor like youself, even if your neighbor is a creepy weirdo who smells funny and doesn't seem to have a regular job and who leaves weird junk in his front yard, even if your neighbor is like that, love him or her at least as much as you can because Obama loves you.
Microsoft invented the computer and the window and the Internet explorer and without Microsoft (and maybe apple if you are into artsy shit or whatever) we would have none of that so why do you people always complain about it? I think you should be greatful to Bill Gats, for his ultimate wisdom in compurtores and his glorious campaign to smash the teachers unions and replace teachers with fast food service associates, because Bill Gats cares about our children and our future like no other man on earth, he is the greatest, the messiah! Fuck Steve Jops!!!!!!
If there is more technology, more people will be laughing, so hysterically that all wars will stop and everyone will live in peace. I read about it in a book, but then I forgot what the title of the book was, and it was so funny I threw it in a big waterfall. Nowadays I subsist on Chinese food, which is very unhealthy because Chinese food is the best food (since China is the greatgest at everything!) and America sucks salty donkey balls. Peace! Forward to IPv7!!!!!!!
Your comment is invalid and you are a goatfucker, because you could not handle the great, concentrated amounts of TRUTH in my first poste! Concentrated, odorous, potent hot steaming Marxist Leninist TRUTH! That's how LAURA likes it!
Greetings Slashdort readers,
I've been thinking about some deep subjects, and now I think I'll share some of my thoughts with you. Please give me your constructive criticism, but if you don't like this, you can just fuck off, OK?
The question is: what is "human nature"? I think any time someone talks about "human nature" to back up their argument, they are full of crap. For them, "human nature" is just a mystified name for a particular set of social relations. It's a secular form of political argument to the divine rights and authority of kings. Fuck all that.
We don't know what human nature is because what confronts us is the historically determined nature of our society which clearly limits and deforms human development.
Only under COMMUNISM will human nature become evident. "Human nature" today, under capitalism, is like a flower trying to grow in a basement.
Anyway, I know some of you syncophants for CAPITALISM will make all sorts of stupid arguments against me or call me a "troll" or whatever but YOU are the real trolls, because you're just jealous of my LAURA and the awesorme sexy love that we have for each other!
You sniff dog anuses! You are higher than Judy Garland! You from sheer exhaustion on a dead man's chest is punishment enough! You can see the clerk! Devil! Devil! Devil! Devil! Devil! Assgoat! Devil! TV1!!!!
Larry is the DEVIL and you are the DEVIL's rancid poop!
Do the parents have any cats? My research has found that after Flouridation, cat feces and the parasites they harbor are the leading cause of Satanic capture.
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Use chips instead of coins.
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