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A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days

Billly Gates writes "It appears Microsoft is following Chrome's agile development model like Mozilla did. At a recent tech conference, Kurt DelBene, president of the Office division, said they have mechanisms in place to update Office on a quarterly basis. Of course to get these new wondrous features and bugfixes you have to have a subscription to Office 365. Are the customers who most prefer subscriptions (corporate) going to want new things in the enterprise every 90 days? It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation. At the same time, the accountants notice significant savings by keeping I.T. costs down with decade/semi decade updates to their images, while I.T. only puts out fires in between. Will this bring change to that way of doing things, or will Microsoft's cloud offerings with outsourced Exchange and Sharepoint make up for it using cost savings and continually updated software in the enterprise?"

292 comments

  1. Chrome's agile development? by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was no agile development before Chrome or what? There's pretty much no comparison here.

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    1. Re:Chrome's agile development? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While the wording is inaccurate, I think they mean purposely confusing the trend Chrome popularized of what used to be a point release or Windows Update into fully numbered new versions to help make people sneer at "last year's version".

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    2. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      It's a bit more than that: it also got rid of the idea of "stable versions" with their own updates, and just pushes new versions as updates. So for example, rather than Microsoft maintaining IE7, IE8, IE9 branches, the last update to IE7 would've just been the IE8 upgrade, and applied automatically.

    3. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 5, Funny

      For tech writers out there, everything was invented either by Apple or Google.

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    4. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Gonoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For tech writers out there, everything was invented either by Apple or Google.

      As a tech user, I know that nearly nothing technical was invented by Apple. (Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt,)

      They have improved some things a lot but their top activity is marketing. They have no doubts 'invented' some business models but their most active practice is to sell above average devices at premium prices and some car manufacturers have been doing that for decades,

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    5. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is NOT what either Enterprise or end users really want. Chrome is a new and shiny toy, and the hype will fall the moment it needs to be depended upon, just like with Apple products.

    6. Re:Chrome's agile development? by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

      No, it's marketing... Microsoft has re-named "Patch Tuesday"

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    7. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what did Google invent? The Web and email?

    8. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. We want to move to a new version of Super Enterprise Software 5.0 which has a web browser interface (made by a Microsoft-sized company) but the vendor only supports IE9 and Firefox 16. Newer versions of than firefox 16 "may cause unintended results". We've banned firefox from the network and IE9 apparently will eat up a gig of ram on version 5.0 of this software. And nobody is exactly interested in being stuck three (soon to be four) versions behind.

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    9. Re:Chrome's agile development? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      The important thing is that Word and Excel file format will be slightly altered every 90 days...

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    10. Re:Chrome's agile development? by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a tech user, I know that nearly nothing technical was invented by Apple. (Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt,)

      They have improved some things a lot but their top activity is marketing. They have no doubts 'invented' some business models but their most active practice is to sell above average devices at premium prices and some car manufacturers have been doing that for decades,

      True - Apple doesn't do technical innovation. They do user experience innovation though. By figuring out how a user wants to do something, they practically took it over.

      Apple didn't invent the smartphone, they made it less technical and more usable (and produced one of the finest mobile browsers at the time when the only competitor was... Opera. IE was a neutered mess).

      Apple didn't invent videochat, they just made it as simple as making a phone call - just call, and if the other end's available, a button pops up. Sure you could do it with Skype, if you had the endpoints already set up (and at the time, you were limited to chatting via the PC - skype enabled TVs not being terribly available).

      Likewise with Siri - they didn't invent voice recognition/searching/etc., just a brain dead simple way to access it. Or OS X - taking the "scary" out of UNIX based OSes and overtaking traditional UNIX vendors in sales.

      As for marketing - it only gets you so far. The first sale, actually. Once people find out that you sell crap products, you're pretty much not going to be able to polish a turd much more. If Macs were all flash and no substance, they wouldn't be selling tens of millions annually. (And they didn't all start selling after Windows 8, either).

      Apple innovates by making technology, well, human. Though they do put a lot of dollars into some technical evolution - had the iPhone 4 not come out, we'd probably still be stuck with low-res screens everywhere (of course, there's also taking it a bit too far, like 1080p screens in 5", or 440+ DPI, well beyond "retina" for even the eagle eyed, but that's competition). But no, we're seeing scores of laptops without 1366x768 screens these days (no longer reserving the 1080p screens for the very rich).

      Apple doesn't care about the tech crowd. Hell, the tech crowd has had app stores longer than Apple - Valve being a notable entrant with Steam. All Apple did was figure out how to take Steam and put it on mobile - to end up with an extremely convenient way to get apps onto the device. Hell, Amazon did the same with the Kindle - there were ebook stores and ebook readers prior to the Kindle (see Sony), but damn did Amazon make the connection that if your reader could make it possible for the user to just browse and buy the book directly... just like Apple and apps, or Steam and games.

    11. Re:Chrome's agile development? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Driverless cars, Street View, Person Finder, Sky Maps et al, Fusion Tables/Trends etc, Goggles, Glass etc.

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    12. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it need to be invented whole cloth to have value? They have innovated and improved on concepts others made before them. I mean Micorosft and Google invented nothing either (there were search engines before Google and operating systems before MS-DOS), yet they seem to have done good for themselves....

    13. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driverless cars is just implementing Herbie. Street View is surveillance, just ask the Germans. And they are not the only people working on Glass-like tech.

    14. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Don't think so. It is highly unlikely that they put the fileformat as a field for experimentation. Cloud updates every quarterly year. That does not impress me.

    15. Re:Chrome's agile development? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      They do user experience innovation though. By figuring out how a user wants to do something, they practically took it over.

      They slap a skeuomorphic interface on things. It's like a Fischer-Price My First Smart Phone, but to be fair to them a lot of people seem to like that.

      Sure you could do it with Skype, if you had the endpoints already set up

      Likewise with Siri - they didn't invent voice recognition/searching/etc., just a brain dead simple way to access it.

      Video chat and Siri are perfect examples of where Apple didn't really invent anything or innovate much. They just hyped those features and tried to make them cool. Both were available before Apple came along and both worked pretty well (Google voice search and voice translate in particular), but people know they looked stupid talking to their phones. Then Apple did it so it must be cool. You definitely don't look like a douchbag talking to your phone in Starbucks any more, in fact you can expect a round of applause from the other patrons.

      All they did with voice chat was pre-install it so that people had it by default. Like the telephone network it wasn't much use until lots of people had a phone. I'm not saying that wasn't a significant thing to do, it just wasn't innovation.

      If Macs were all flash and no substance, they wouldn't be selling tens of millions annually.

      Millions of Spice Girls album sales say otherwise.

      had the iPhone 4 not come out, we'd probably still be stuck with low-res screens everywhere

      Except there were already 720p screens on the market which provide a better resolution when it was released. It took Apple a long time to get a widescreen model out too.

      I'm not just arguing for the sake of it. My point is that Apple picks a particular feature they think they can sell and markets the hell out of it as if it were the best thing since sliced bread, when in fact it rarely is.

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    16. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 2

      And yet having a modern always to date browser on the desktop is exactly what my enterprise wants, we keep IE around for legacy apps like the one you've mentioned.

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    17. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 2

      Got data to back this up as we're moving away from IE as the standard browser to using Chrome with auto update turned on. Decoupling the browser from the OS is very much a step in the right direction.

      Traditional corporate IT, especially those that worship Microsoft forget that they were once IT shops and not Microsoft shops.

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    18. Re:Chrome's agile development? by putaro · · Score: 2

      If you're going to argue Apple doesn't invent anything because they weren't the first version then none of those count either. Driverless cars were in development before Google got involved. Street View? That's actually just Quicktime VR. I was going to start a project of going around and making Quicktime VR movies in all the intersections of SF back in the mid '90's. Google Glass? Steve Mann has been running around with silly computer augmented glasses for decases.

    19. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing how you forget about stuff that doesn't fit your agenda.. Like LG Prada. Also amazing how making a new skin to khtml suddenly makes it an "apple product" and the best of all time. Bigot, thy name is "tlhIngan".

    20. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      Nobody can rationally claim that Apple hasn#t improved things. That is what they are good at. For that, it is quite reasonable that they make a profit. To improve, they must be doing R&D. This is good.

      What I object to are uninformed people saying that someone has "stolen" Apples ideas. That is not how it works and we have Apple to thank for that. They adopted the business practice of taking somebodies idea (most famously the GUI) and improving it and putting it in their own products. Their attitude seems to be "We can do that but you can't."
      That is not invention but if an etymologist from the Oxford English Dictionary Committee says that the word "innovation" covers that, I would have to agree.
      As that hasn't happened yet, I will continue to say that Apples main strengths are enhancement and marketing.

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    21. Re:Chrome's agile development? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For tech writers out there, everything was invented either by Apple or Google.

      Except for the internet. That was invented by Al Gore.

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    22. Re:Chrome's agile development? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The PageRank algorithm.

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    23. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driverless cars: nope
      Street view: old tech, saw it demoed at Macworld in the mid 90's
      Sky maps: nope
      Google goggles: old tech, just shoved on a phone.
      Glass: give me a break. Nothing that hasn't been done before.
      They do what apple does in that regard, bring together separate tech and make them user accessible.

      -s

    24. Re:Chrome's agile development? by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      Video chat and Siri are perfect examples of where Apple didn't really invent anything or innovate much. They just hyped those features and tried to make them cool.

      What's strange about how Apple does that is that they don't actually spend much in advertising. I remember reading somewhere that Samsung spends about 14 times more than Apple on advertising, and even that isn't enough to turn Samsung's smartphones and tables into the huge profit sources that the iPhone and iPad are.

      Millions of Spice Girls album sales say otherwise.

      Actually, quite the opposite. There's "substance" in there, only not of the kind we'd like there to be. Specifically, something in their music causes tons of endorphin to be released in those who hear it. Other flashy and (so to speak) substanceless bands don't cause this effect and thus aren't successful.

      Discovering and becoming able to consistently replicate whatever causes that is the holy grail of anyone seeking power. So far that's been done more by trial and error than by careful planning, but once the doors to that minor piece of human psychology become widely open we're doomed.

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    25. Re:Chrome's agile development? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      FireWire, Thunderbolt (they were involved in it), 802.11b (they were involved in it), the original Apple computers, the Mac, the iPod, the iPhone and iPad, unibody notebooks, magsafe, FaceTime...

      What exactly do you mean by "technical"?

    26. Re:Chrome's agile development? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      What I object to are uninformed people saying that someone has "stolen" Apples ideas.

      People rarely say "stolen", they say "copied". And that's the rub. When you steal something, you make it yours. The whole "great artists steal" quote is referring to this: taking something that exists and redoing it so well that what came before might as well never have existed. That's what they do best.

      But other companies tend to just copy. That is, take an existing idea, and just make their own "me too" version of it.

      I don't have a problem with copying or stealing (in this context). I don't think Apple does either. The "copying" that really bugs Apple (and Apple fans) is the kind where Samsung (for example) or HP makes a product that looks almost exactly like Apple's version. Around here that's dismissed as "rounded rectangles", but that's absurd. There are many ways to make a rectangle, and every phone that doesn't look like an iPhone or tablet that doesn't look like an iPad, while still being a rectangle with rounded corners, is a testament to that.

      Also, it tends to be a bit silly when people call Apple out for "copying", when they are talking about adding features (like notification center, which Android copied from the iOS jailbreak community, as it turns out!). That's the sort of "copying" that we want, features being added but in a unique way. I'm happy to see iOS and Android copy from, and improving upon, each other.

      And when pressed, I suspect most Apple and Android fans alike would support. I could be naive on this point though, there are some... obsessive people out there.

    27. Re:Chrome's agile development? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Kids these days...

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    28. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      The "copying" that really bugs Apple (and Apple fans) is the kind where Samsung (for example)

      I have a Samsung GS2 and both my teenage kids have iPhones so I know what they look like. I am not sure what copying you are referring to.

      Some differences
      My phone has a larger surface area. It is thinner (although I don't see that as any benefit), The default home screen if mine is totally different and I have changed it further to fit my use. The user interfaces are vastly different although, again, I have changed mine.

      Some similarities
      They are both suitably sized to fir into a shirt pocket. They are both suitably sized to be used one handed. They have glass on the front and at least one button (the buttons are dissimilar). They have a camera on each side and the one on the back is higher resolution. They both make telephone calls. They can both have the ringtones changed. As they are both smartphones, they can both have additional applications added. and they can both do this although the Android one seems not to have so much need of an actual computer. They can both play music and the owner can buy more online. Does the iPhone store its music online and cache it like Android or does it get it only when it synchs with iTunes?

      I do not see any visual resemblance apart from those rounded corners which we both agree is silly. iPhones are rather blocky and the metal round the sides makes them look a bit dated - not similar.

      Good ideas are a good thing for consumers. I did not object when Apple brought out the iPad mini even though I already had a 7" tablet. If they are going to stick with Apple, users need a choice too. If this had happened in the opposite order, would Apple have sued Android 7" tablet manufacturers though? Judging on past behaviour it seems likely if they felt that there was a threat to their market share.

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    29. Re:Chrome's agile development? by jtalle · · Score: 1

      As a tech user, I know that nearly nothing technical was invented by Apple. (Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt,)

      They have improved some things a lot but their top activity is marketing. They have no doubts 'invented' some business models but their most active practice is to sell above average devices at premium prices and some car manufacturers have been doing that for decades,

      True - Apple doesn't do technical innovation. They do user experience innovation though.

      Ahhhh... excuse me. They put technology to use in new ways.

      Added one Mac, add Pagemaker, Adobe fonts and a Laserprinter: Destroyed the job class of "Typesetters" and replaced typesetting machines.
      Implemented the mouse as a standard user input device.
      Added 24bit color to the computer screen.
      Modularized computer components for quick replacement.
      Add a Mac and a CD drive: Killed off the floppy drive.
      Create a thing called an iPod and iTunes and initiated the decline of the CD music distribution industry.

      There are others.

      That's pretty darned strong technical innovation, in my book.

    30. Re:Chrome's agile development? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      The original Galaxy S, and to some extent, the SII, looked a lot like the iPhone. The SIII looks quite different, unique, and is not a copy.

      The main problem I have with the two original Galaxy S's is that they clearly look like variations on an iPhone theme. You're right that there are differences, but that's not terribly useful. What matters most is what dominates, the differences or the similarities? At some point, you pass a threshold and go from, "yes, all phones are going to be rectangular" to "this phone has the same styling as this other phone".

      The best way I can illustrate it is to compare the SII with the SIII and an iPhone 3GS. Look at them all from the front. The SII looks more like the iPhone 3GS than it does the SIII. And some of Samsung's tablets are even worse, while just like with the SIII, the Galaxy Tabs now have their own unique style.

      That's what bothers a lot of people. The SII is clearly trying to ape the iPhone, while the SIII is unique and lays out its own style. People like that, and it's no surprise that the SIII is the first truly successful Android phone, almost reaching iPhone proportions.

      I like variety and uniqueness. I don't like "me too" and coattail riding.

  2. Great by XPeter · · Score: 1, Troll

    MS has finally realized that waterfall development isn't the best for consumers; now only if they'd offer it at an affordable price...

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $100 p.a. for what is basically 5 Office Pro licenses, reassignable on demand + Office on demand on any suitable PC (read w7 / w8..) is a pretty affordable price. Especially so, compared to a single Office Pro 13, single machine non-subscription license that costs $$$, has no updates either (ho-hum, somebodys keen on subscritions) - is however permanent, assuming your PC is equally immortal.

      All in all, $100 *is cheap* - till next year, at least..

    2. Re:Great by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All in all, $100 *is cheap* - till next year, at least..

      That's the problem.

      If my copy of Office 2003 had been sold as a subscription only for $100 a year, I would have paid $1000 so far. And along the way I would probably been forced to "upgrade" to the completely unusable newer versions.

    3. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's (relatively) cheap for someone who needs 5 Office Pro licenses. but no one needs an Office Pro license... and certainly not 5 of them!

      So for normal people, it means the price of Office went through the roof. Most people I know (who didn't pirate) still use Office Home 2007, which they bought at an average price of 100$ (I even bought one copy for my mother at 50$ during a boxing day sale). So the old Office price was less than 17$/year. And even at 17$/year, there are people who think it was too expensive and chose to pirate. And now you want them to pay 6 times more? And you call that cheap?

      When the cost of a single software cost as much as the whole computer, it's not cheap. It's stupidly expensive.

      Hello LibreOffice.

    4. Re:Great by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      not that I disagree with your comment about LibreOffice, but I do want to point out that there are people for which it makes sense to buy Mathematica, even if it costs more than the machine itself (I have no idea whether they're using a subscription model now or not).

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    5. Re:Great by westlake · · Score: 0

      So for normal people, it means the price of Office went through the roof.

      No it doesn't.

      If your employer supports Microsoft's Home Use Program, Office 2013 Pro is a $10 download.

      If you are a college or university student, Office 365 Academic is $80 for a four year subscription. Office 365 Home Premium is $99 a year for 5 PCS/Macs/Phones. Both include Office on Demand. Sign in anywhere from a Win 7 PC or higher and you are good to go.

      But let's be honest about one thing.

      The core retail market for MS Office is far from "normal."

      It is populated by people who work with words and numbers every hour of every working day.

      In trades and professions which can pay very, very well.

    6. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you stop subscribing you loose access to your documents? OOOhhhh sign me up to be fucked in the ass too!!

    7. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reassignable doesn't seem to be so entirely true.

      Also, they tried this "pay now and we'll get you upgrades at additional cost when they're out, honest" before. They didn't manage to release the new version before the subscriptions ended.

      That is, they're just not that believable. As a procurer I'd be really leery of their lies by now --fool me once, fool me twice, fool me a thousand times-- and unless my head was stuck in their arse I'd long be looking at building support within my company to switch to something different, even just to try anything different.

      And yes, even paid alternatives do exist. Due dilligence also means knowing what the competition to your friendly monopolist supplier is up to.

    8. Re:Great by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 2

      Not that I disagree with your comment about Mathematica, but I do want to point out that there are institutions for which it makes sense to download R http://www.r-project.org/ for free, even if the machine itself is way more expensive than their combined salaries.

      LibreOffice had 16% market share already in 2010 next to MS Office 56% http://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey?platform=combined And now from http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/08/libreoffice_40_ships/

      "LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks. Slowly closing the gap with Microsoft Office"

    9. Re:Great by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If your employer supports Microsoft's Home Use Program, Office 2013 Pro is a $10 download.

      Wow, so you think that "normal users" only work for companies that "support Microsoft's Home Use Program"?

      Let me introduce you to the real world:

      • - More than half of all people don't have an "employer" (self-employed, unemployed, retired, students, etc.)
      • - Most people that have an employer don't use a computer (most jobs are still non-office jobs, so even if 100% of office jobs use MS Office: No office, no MS Office)
      • - Most people in office-jobs don't have any homework where "Home Use" would make sense.
      • - Even when a company depends on homework from employees, it may not need the latest/greatest version and just standardize on Office 2003 which is good enough and not pay for "Microsoft's Home Use Program".
      • - And even when the "Microsoft's Home Use Program" would make perfect sense, there is no guarantee that the company agrees. In fact I would guess that even in the perfect use case, where everything is exactly as Microsoft-marketing thinks it is, most companies rather not join the program.

      We are talking about a tiny minority here, not "normal people".

    10. Re:Great by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Libreoffice 4.0 is an excellent product, so mass-migration is about to start.

    11. Re:Great by dingen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the real question is: does Office really require any form of serious development at all? One of the main reasons so many users have stayed behind and stuck with old versions of Word, Excel and Powerpoint is because the features introduced in later versions were increasingly trivial. People stick with Office 2003 not because they can't afford newer versions, but because the old version basically is just fine. So if 10 years of development couldn't really add something useful enough for people to upgrade, why continue development at all?

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    12. Re:Great by westlake · · Score: 1

      Wow, so you think that "normal users" only work for companies that "support Microsoft's Home Use Program"?

      I don't think that at all.

      I do think that MS Office remains the global standard for office work --- and that the core market for Office as a consumer product is the middle class. White collar workers and professionals.

      It's telling that Apple doesn't even pretend to compete on this ground.

      It's March and income tax software tops the software bestseller lists for the PC and the Mac --- and you can't get more middle class than Turbo Tax.

      But you won't have to dig very far down to find MS Office.

    13. Re:Great by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Informative

      And if you stop subscribing you loose access to your documents?

      Even worse: You lose it.

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    14. Re:Great by jockm · · Score: 1

      NO, the apps remain installed on your computer and continue to function in read only mode. So you can view, print, and export your files.

      Oh the horror...

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    15. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the cost of a single software cost as much as the whole computer, it's not cheap. It's stupidly expensive.

      I remember those days. That is what caused the rise of 'office suites' in my opinion. If you have to spend 800 bucks ( for a 2200 computer ) might as well get it all at once. It also hindered wide spread use of personal computers in the office to an extent. Integration, while a great concept which has improved over the years ( that said, even to this day i feel it was only accomplished by Ashton Tate with framework ) was really not part of the equation back then. Most suites were different apps, glued together to pretend to be integrated.

      From then it was vendor lock-in that kept you in the 'suites'..

    16. Re:Great by Woodmeister · · Score: 1

      So for normal people, it means the price of Office went through the roof.

      No it doesn't.

      If your employer supports Microsoft's Home Use Program, Office 2013 Pro is a $10 download.

      Libre Office is free.

      If you are a college or university student, Office 365 Academic is $80 for a four year subscription. Office 365 Home Premium is $99 a year for 5 PCS/Macs/Phones. Both include Office on Demand. Sign in anywhere from a Win 7 PC or higher and you are good to go.

      Libre Office is free.

      But let's be honest about one thing.

      The core retail market for MS Office is far from "normal."

      It is populated by people who work with words and numbers every hour of every working day.

      In trades and professions which can pay very, very well.

      The "informed" know that Libre Office is free.

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    17. Re:Great by lennier · · Score: 1

      And if you stop subscribing you loose access to your documents?

      Yes. Your documents are loosed upon the world for all to read, edit, laugh at, and share on Reddit.

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    18. Re:Great by lennier · · Score: 1

      The "informed" know that Libre Office is free.

      Ooh, burn! But what do the actually informed think?

      Quotation marks: The English language's ironically mocking hipster grammar "friend" (disclaimer: they may not actually be your friend).

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    19. Re:Great by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      The truth is that MS0ffice is only as cheap as it is because of its widespread adoption. Where Gates was brilliant was in getting people hooked on his software due to low price. Once he had the $100 per PC cash cow locked in, he could afford to sell Office for reasonably low prices, simultaneously widening his base and ultimately making tons of money even at the reaonable prices.

      But the existance of viable free alternatives, along with the crackdown on pirated copies and a new rental paradigm, blows that proposition to hell. Once Google Docs or LibreOffice takes a large chunk out of MSOffice sales, their pricing model will have to move toward Mathematica's. Not right away, and it'll never be that pricey - the market for office suites will always be much larger than Mathematica's market, and MSOffice will probably always own a large chunk of it. But they can't give it away and remain Microsoft - it's where the lion's share of their income comes from. They may try to fund it with advertising, like Google does, but they're not gonna have billions of users paying $100 a year for long - that's for sure.

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    20. Re:Great by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      I'm a physicist. About ten years ago, a professor told me that he payed three times the price of his laptop for Mathematica, because he needed it. Depending on the subject you're working on, Mathematica could be indispensible for scientists (other scientists have it if you don't, and they will publish before you).
      In 2013, I don't know if this is still true, since there are a lot of good free alternatives to Mathematica. I must admit, there is still a problem that I don't know how to solve, and Mathematica does, but maxima and sympy didn't know how to do it when I last checked. But I'm lucky and my symbolic computations are reasonably simple. My impression is that having Mathematica, if you know how to use it, is like having a team of math PhD's as slaves, so it's great when you can afford it.
      I am certain that there are a lot of results that wouldn't have been found without Mathematica.

      Regarding MSOffice... I used MSWord 95-98 until about 2000, 2001 I think. Then I discovered TeX, and I never went back to MSWord or anything like it. The only reason I used it was that I was in Eastern europe, I didn't pay anything for it (I'm not even sure I really understood I was supposed to pay something for it), and I didn't really know there was anything else available.
      I never had any use for anything else from MSOffice, and I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to use it, taking into account that if you want to migrate between different versions of MSOffice you have to use OpenOffice or LibreOffice...

      With my above comment I intended to point out that there are usage cases where it does make sense to pay more for software than for the hardware (the dude I replied to said there can't be such cases). I cannot imagine anyone convincing me that MSOffice or any similare software is worth more than an average laptop, but I can imagine someone convincing me that Mathematica, or Maya, or some other specialized software is worth much more than a laptop.
      In fact, I believe MSOffice is worth at most what LibreOffice is worth, since more people complain about MSOffice than LibreOffice... but I'm a nerd/hippie/communist/whatever, so my opinion may not matter.

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  3. You can change the small things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a company where all our internal sales and crm software is internally developed. A user or customer requests a feature and our revs will implement it in a month or two

  4. Milk the cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Squeeze the magic hen for the last few golden eggs.

    1. Re:Milk the cow by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Squeeze the magic hen for the last few golden eggs.

      Thought it was a goose that laid the eggs? Sorry, I'm a stickler for detail....

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  5. Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Narrowband · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know quite what to make of this. I got used to skipping every other generation of Office, especially MS-Word, back sometime around the time of Word for Windows 2.0 (which was great) and Word for Windows 6.0 (the next version, which was not... who knows what happened to 3, 4, or 5.) But then later, Office/Word 2003 was the last good version, before they totally messed up the interface with their "ribbon bar" or whatever they called it, that made its functions impossible to find and use.

    Rumor was that Microsoft had two competing teams, and while team A was releasing one version, team B was prepping the next version. Then when team B went to release their version, team A went back to development.

    Given the later performance, though I don't know that it still holds. I just know that every time they make changes, I definitely want time to watch others' use of it and see what they are before I accept the upgrade.

    1. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      before they totally messed up the interface with their "ribbon bar" or whatever they called it

      Are people still crying about this? The rest of us spent a few days finding the stuff we use, which is not hard since now it's categorized, and went on with our lives.

    2. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As an SMB IT consultant I have to evaluate every version of Microsoft Office in order to provide proper advice regarding upgrades. I have to say from a purely personal viewpoint that the ribbon interface actually was an excellent idea. All related actions are grouped together for the first time in that interface. I can be resistant to change as easily as everyone else, but I honestly believe that my clients are well-served with the ribbon interface. The positive feedback I get from a range of clients with widely diverse levels of computer expertise suppors my belief that the ribbon has made a positive contribution to their everyday use of Office 2010.

    3. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Threni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Are people still crying about this? The rest of us spent a few days finding the stuff
      > we use, which is not hard since now it's categorized, and went on with our lives

      No we didn't - we stayed with the version we were already using, and just missed out on the other new features like.. uh..you know, the new stuff that was really worth the effort and expense of upgrading.

    4. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Simply+Curious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still disliking screen real estate being used by uselessly large, annoyingly nested menus that change on the fly? Yup. I can use either. That doesn't mean that both are equally well-designed.

    5. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the stuff I use and even like some of the new features but the ribbon interface still sucks compared to 2003.

    6. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL.

    7. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2

      Word for Windows v3, v4, and v5 were skipped so that v6.0 had version parity with the DOS version.

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    8. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by antdude · · Score: 1

      I am still using Office 2000 SR3 and OpenOffice. They work fine for me. At work, I have to use the latest versions provided by work. I hate the newer versions with ribbon GUI!

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    9. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All that stuff was categorized before the ribbon bar existed. There were these things called drop-down menus across the top of the screen. Each one had a title and things under it were related to that title.

      The ribbon bar basically forces one of those drop down menus to always be displayed and the user can switch which one is displayed and adds icons that make so little sense that they still require text labels.

      Graphically it may be pretty, but it is not an improvement and it some ways it is worse.

    10. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You charge by the word, right?

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    11. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can make them disappear when not being used. It basically makes them shitty graphical drop down menus, but it's better than leaving all that real estate wasted.

    12. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Seeteufel · · Score: 2

      Nice try. Ribbon is what legacy customers hate you for. Despite that Microsoft Office is still a pretty good product and while I use Libreoffice 4.0 because I like the old experience I would recommend it to average customers who are not used to interfaces.

    13. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      adds icons that make so little sense that they still require text labels.

      Graphically it may be pretty, but it is not an improvement and it some ways it is worse.

      Why don't you go ahead and try using Word 2003+ on a machine where you can't read the character set before you write those icons off as useless?

      I live in Japan and sometimes have to use Japanese Word 2007. On Word 97/2000/XP, for example, I wouldn't have the faintest clue how to change the page margins, add a table, etc etc etc. My Japanese doesn't extend that far.

      On Ribbon-based word, I can't read the menus on the menu bar, but I can go across clicking each one until I see an icon that looks like it does what I'm looking for. And sorry, but the "page margins" icon (to pick just one example) DOES make sense.

    14. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      THIS. Especially since montor and laptop screen makers think eveeryone only watches widescreen movies on their computers apparently and that vertical screen real estate is pointless....

    15. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "I live in Japan and sometimes have to use Japanese Word 2007. On Word 97/2000/XP, for example, I wouldn't have the faintest clue how to change the page margins, add a table, etc etc etc. My Japanese doesn't extend that far."

      So you live and work in another country and haven't bothered to learn the language well enough to use a computer there?

      Epic fail on your part...

    16. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So clicking through menus is easier than clicking through the ribbon's tabs? Most of the icons don't have text labels, by the way, only the category groupings which are somewhat similar to sub-menus. I'm surprised the icons don't make sense to you, because they are the same ones on the beloved toolbars found in earlier versions.

      Personally I find it quicker to get to what I want with the ribbon, instead of hunting through menus filled with often cryptic text. The biggest productivity improvement of all is the styles bar that gives you quick access to five styles without the need for a drop-down menu. When writing documents that is the thing I click on most, followed by the "insert table" button that is also quicker than the old window with number boxes for width/height.

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    17. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      So clicking through menus is easier than clicking through the ribbon's tabs?

      When I said the ribbon bar was a menu that stays open, I was equating them. Clicking through menus isn't any different from clicking through the ribbon's tabs to me, but thanks for trying to put words in my mouth.

      Excel's insert tab does not include insert column or insert row by default. Instead, you have to go to the home tab, click an insert button to get a drop down menu of text options (yeah, the very thing that you seem to think is cryptic and hard to understand), but it's not in a single line across the top of the screen, so you have to hunt for it among all the other buttons. This is what I mean by "worse in some ways", because it's a stupid design decision.

      That wasn't the point of my post, however, so I did not expand on it. The person I replied to somehow thinks that nothing was organized before the ribbon bar existed. Apparently they believe that items were randomly scattered on the menus without any organization. That is completely wrong and that was the point of my post.

      Personally I find it quicker to get to what I want with the ribbon, instead of hunting through menus filled with often cryptic text

      That's your personal preference. I find text to be more descriptive than an abstract icon. Regardless of how you create an interface, there will be group of people will insist it's better because it suits their personal taste. Those people don't recognize others' preferences and are all too eager to force their own preferences on everyone else. Those people suck.

      The biggest productivity improvement of all is the styles bar that gives you quick access to five styles without the need for a drop-down menu. When writing documents that is the thing I click on most,

      That's the biggest productivity improvement for you. Other people don't work like you do and sometimes the thing they most commonly use most was removed from the ribbon bar, which reduces their productivity.

      You've assumed that an improvement for you is an improvement for everyone and demonstrated how self-centered you are. I would say that I hope that you're done, but I know there's no chance of that. You'll come back with some inane reply explaining how wonderful the ribbon bar is based on your own personal preferences because you're incapable of recognizing that the world doesn't revolve around you.

    18. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's been 2 years and every time I have to use the versions with the "ribbon", I still rage at its nearly infallible ability to thoroughly hide tools and options I used to be able to find without difficulty. I'm *slowly* learning where things are hidden away, and getting used to reconfiguring the thing into some semblance of order that works for me (e.g., I renamed the vague "Home" tab to "Format"), but it is frustrating. Just the other day I had to hunt for where the Master slide options were in Powerpoint, in order to change the default fonts. Of course, it's hidden under "View", even though it is really a format/style issue. No, randomly hunting across all the tabs for little icons with what you need is not more efficient than looking across a similar range of menus for familiar words written in plain English, let alone being familiar with the previous layouts.

      Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I can't adapt. But the ribbon layout has never worked for me. I still hate it. I've been using computers since the 1980s with all sorts of operating systems and software both GUI and CLI, and I've never gotten so frustrated with basic office software. As has always been the case, none of this would have been an issue if Microsoft simply offered a "classic" mode as an option from the start.

    19. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 0

      Why don't you go ahead and try using Word 2003+ on a machine where you can't read the character set before you write those icons off as useless?

      I am the absolute last person you want to try and use that logic on.

      I work in tech support for a product that's distributed in English, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Italian, Turkish, Chinese, Hungarian, Japanese, Russian and Swedish. I don't speak most of those languages, yet I can figure out what the menu items are.

      It's not that hard. You try something and see what it does. Anyone who sat down and spent a little time with a program in a foreign language could do the same.

      On Ribbon-based word, I can't read the menus on the menu bar, but I can go across clicking each one until I see an icon that looks like it does what I'm looking for.

      Because you can't do that with text menus? I don't have words to describe how absolutely fucking stupid that statement is.

    20. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Narrowband · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I think I must have known that back at the time, but never paid attention to the DOS versions so it didn't stick. Word for Windows 2.0 was the first time I earnestly made the switch to Word from Borland Sprint on DOS.

    21. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about casual users, but if you're a power user (ie. use a large number of features with high APM), the ribbon is a downgrade. A few reasons:
      It takes up lots of screen space. If you minimize it, then it requires more movements to use it.
      The ribbon layout changes depending on your window size.
      Because it's less space-efficient than menus, you generally need to make more mouse movement to use it.
      Many options are now two levels deep, when they were only one level deep in the menus.
      The images are slower for the brain to process than menu text. If you forget exactly where something is, skimming through the list of buttons takes longer than a menu and seems to be more error-prone as well (I often miss stuff).
      The hotkey sequences tend to be longer (at least O2k3 hotkeys still work).
      It's harder to learn the hotkeys since they're no longer displayed by default. (While you should have all the common ones memorized, sometimes you need to repeatedly do an operation you haven't memorized. Would be nice to be able to see the hotkey for those occasions.)
      The icons are just stupid for a lot of things--a lot of stuff doesn't deserve a visual representation, or a visual representation doesn't adequately show what it is. Eg. look at the formula types in Excel: they are all books, differing in color and a single symbol. (Want a logical formula? Purple book. Math or trig? The second green book.) Lots of visual noise with no value added.
      I admit I might be misremembering the menus from O2k3, but I feel like way more ribbon things are context-dependent. Eg. as of O2k10, the chart formatting ribbons don't show up even when you're viewing a chart sheet, unless you actually have some part of the chart highlighted.
      While this is not exactly ribbon-related, it is part of the UI revamp that pissed off power users like myself. Many dialog boxes got a downgrade in functionality in O2k7, including many of the chart formatting dialogs.

      Honestly I'm not sure what the upside of the ribbon is. It's not better organized and it's not easier to find stuff (it's harder), in my experience. We had something that worked well for decades (menus), and they gutted it for something that has a bunch of downsides (mostly minor, I admit, but still annoying) and no upside I can see.

    22. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      And then Word Perfect "updated" their version to 6 at about the same time.

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    23. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Kittenman · · Score: 0

      "I live in Japan and sometimes have to use Japanese Word 2007. On Word 97/2000/XP, for example, I wouldn't have the faintest clue how to change the page margins, add a table, etc etc etc. My Japanese doesn't extend that far."

      So you live and work in another country and haven't bothered to learn the language well enough to use a computer there?

      Epic fail on your part...

      Cut the guy some slack. I lived in Rome for two years, barely got to a conversational level in Italian. Japanese is considerably harder (I know, I did some). Learning languages is hard.

      Oh sorry, off topic....

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    24. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Plus, did the company disable Office's multi-language capabilities?

  6. Crying unto the children... by JJJJust · · Score: 5, Interesting

    " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation."

    Are we supposed to feel sorry that Microsoft can't hit their sales targets? Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

    Every time they "innovate" an interface, there's internal documentation that has to be updated, new training modules have to be made, crosswalks need to be made, memo's (which inevitably nobody reads) have to be written saying: "Oh, you know that button Y that you used to be able to find here to do X? Well, now you have to do A, B, and C before you can click Y to do X. Sorry it'll now take you an extra 5 minutes to do your work."

    All that costs money and time, and I definitely don't blame businesses for not wanting to upgrade...

    1. Re:Crying unto the children... by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      I am sure the UI is a factor, but another big obstacle to upgrade is the risk of breaking a tried and true enterprise infrastructure. Now there may not be many corporate applications that tie directly to a specific version of Office, but browsers and operating systems need to be upgraded with care to avoid problems with critical corporate systems. It is time to finally put XP and IE7 to rest, but I don't see any reason to rush an upgrade just because there has been a major release.

    2. Re:Crying unto the children... by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All that costs money and time, and I definitely don't blame businesses for not wanting to upgrade...

      The only reason why Microsoft Office sells is because that's what people are used to. If you've ever attempted to retrain your workforce to use a new technology, you'll realize that those costs dwarf anything that can be saved in the short-term by switching to a lower per-unit cost solution.

      That's the only thing keeping Microsoft Office alive, really: Retraining costs. If you could build a clone of Office that looked like it and had everything in the same place, and was cheaper, that would be the end of Office in a second. Which is precisely why copyright law was extended to software: User interface makes up a smaller percentage of code than the stuff that goes on behind it, often by a considerable margin. If you could just "Xerox" the interface, you'd side-step the re-training costs.

      Companies would be forced to compete based on feature set, reliability, and cost, instead of looks.

      Ah, copyright... protecting innovation. Yup. Mmm-hmm. Has nothing to do with "our customers would bail like a sinking ship on fire with shit raining from above" if not for these "look and feel" laws. See also: China. They don't have a problem with copying interfaces... and as a result, things there sell for pennies on the dollar to comparable products here.

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    3. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Are we supposed to feel sorry that Microsoft can't hit their sales targets? Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

      OK lets test that. We just had a release of Windows 8 which was a major UI shift. During the period of the shift there was a huge opportunity for people to stock up on Windows 7 which kept the Aero interface. There was no spike in sales.

      All that costs money and time, and I definitely don't blame businesses for not wanting to upgrade...

      Now that's a different issue and far closer to the truth. Businesses trying to spend as little as possible. Microsoft obviously has to make sure they fail in that objective.

    4. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 2

      I don't think that's true. Microsoft office offers a rather good feature set at a lowish cost. There are better solutions for much more money. There are slightly worse solutions for an individual that lack the integration features for $0. They might just be at the right compromise point.

    5. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Now there may not be many corporate applications that tie directly to a specific version of Office"

      lolololollolol0l0lololololollolololololol

    6. Re:Crying unto the children... by ocratato · · Score: 1

      There has been no spike in sales because PC sales are in decline overall.

      However I purchased this W7 machine to avoid any W8 problems putting Linux on it.

    7. Re:Crying unto the children... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's true. Microsoft office offers a rather good feature set at a lowish cost. There are better solutions for much more money. There are slightly worse solutions for an individual that lack the integration features for $0. They might just be at the right compromise point.

      Okay, Mr. Paid To Post This, please provide a list of features that (a) the average user is aware of and has used in the last 18 months and (b) is not available in any of the free Office clones out there.

      I'm willing to bet I can count on one hand what you come up with, and it won't be worth the $635 per seat cost that most businesses pay.

      1. Integration with cloud services (If they do not use the ancient verison of 2003)
      2. Ribbon access (users now prefer this as it is what they are familiar with and you can find everything)
      3. Integration with SQL and business intelligence reports in Excel
      4. Formatting works across tthe business world unless of course they use 2003 which occasionally exhibit formatting issues
      5. PDF editing that actually works
      6. Calandar functions
      7. Built in Todo list
      8. Lync IM integration with the phone system
      9. Group policy support
      10. Macro support
      11. Extra finance and statistics functions in Excel
      12. Worldclass database with a consumer gui front end - You can switch to SQL Server and even postgres with ODBC if you outgrow the initial default database

      I know Jbolden and he is no shill and is non biased. All of these features are well worth the money for a business per seat to pay. LibreOffice still has quite a bit of work cut out for it to come even close. While postgresql and mysql beat Access the gui component where a novice can quickly create something and move it to a real datbase quickly is nice. All larger companies use all 12 things to keep things running smoothly.

    8. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      With a change in their development model new changes could be introduced quicker which means there is less things for people to get used to from version to version. I work as a software developer in a rather large company that works with governments around the world, higher ed, hospitals etc. and we move our product like this. We have a patch update every month and are now focusing on a new version every 8 months. Since we are changing less there is less issues with upgrades so our customers can get features they want soon rather than waiting 2-3 years for something that would be nice now.

      Also, as a developer it's amazing to work in that kind of an atmosphere. You don't end up with a giant mountain to chip away at but instead teams get to pick and choose what you are working on based on a priority list. You can then run a stability "sprint" or two at the end of the development sprints and make sure everything works exactly as it should. It feels great as a worker and it's definitely good for our business so I can fully understand why MS would want to move to this as it simply makes sense all around.

    9. Re:Crying unto the children... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      > 3. Integration with SQL and business intelligence reports in Excel

      You just lost the "average user" at that point.

      Although you probably lost them already at #1 or or #2.

      #4 is just a lie. #9 is esoteric even for companies. #10 is just a big security nuissance.

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    10. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I understand you may have done that. But if there was a great desire for stability we would have seen a large spike when it became clear it was a "now or never" situation. There wouldn't have been a decline. The decline means that people were unconcerned enough not to change buying patterns.

    11. Re:Crying unto the children... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back Microsoft profits."

      See if that makes more sense...

      Cheers,
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    12. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Paid to post?

      Role based home pages in Outlook for Workflow
      Budgeting Dashboard in Excel
      Connection with mobile through company PBX in Communicator
      Word Controls (Word)

      etc...

      And most business don't pay $635 / seat.

    13. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't think he did. Lots of users are pulling BI information using an Excel interface. They may not think about how this data is getting into their spreadsheet but they certainly do notice it is there and take advantage of it.

    14. Re:Crying unto the children... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      > 3. Integration with SQL and business intelligence reports in Excel

      You just lost the "average user" at that point.

      Although you probably lost them already at #1 or or #2.

      #4 is just a lie. #9 is esoteric even for companies. #10 is just a big security nuissance.

      The average user is not one who will pay for a business license anyway for the professional edition so that is mute since that was the original question. The subscription model is mostly for corporate clients though MS is trying to sell this to home users but I do not think office 365 is really that beneficial for Mom to check her cleaning to do list on her IPAD on vacation compared to the executive on a business trip in an airport needs to check in.

      The cost is well worth it to the corporate market and normal users do use Outlook to manage todos, share calandar appointments, etc. #4 I stand by it. My resume looks different in Libreoffice compared to MS Office. I have been turned down from a job because of it when I came into the interview and the big boss handed my resume looking like crap to 3 other people who looked at me like a retard. That was embarrasing.

      I had to redo it from scratch but I didn't want to take the risk? So to me a purchase of Office for home was worth it for that reason as it dealt with income. Not everyone will accept PDFs. Especially recruiters who use search indexing software for keywords that only work in .docx formats. In the business world if something does not look spectacular and professional you loose to a competitor. It is not worth the risk to deviate.

      Group policy esoteric?! What world do you live in? Can you install LibreOffice to 3,000 computers in 14 countries remotely? How do you set up where you can have a different language per country? Macros are a fact of life in business. Much software is used like bar code scanning which are excel add-ons.

    15. Re:Crying unto the children... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back Microsoft profits."

      See if that makes more sense...

      Cheers,
      Dave

      What about webmasters who want to use HTML 5? What about me as a user sititng around waiting? They harm everyone else. It forces software companies to release software that only works in XP still to this day as in sold currently in 2013! I think it hurts everyone as we are connected.

    16. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Office sells because of network effects, not retraining costs or features.

      There's no easily conceptual "high end" computer office environment like Office that would compete at a higher price. There are a lot of parts of Office that would compete with custom software, particularly in accounting. And there is high end desktop publishing to compete with Word, but the entire Office package is the highest priced one out there. Almost all it's competition is free too.

    17. Re:Crying unto the children... by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      Since we're talking business users, VBscript macros. I know there's some interoperability but it's far from perfect.

      Lets think of some other show-stoppers:

      • Integration with pretty much any DMS.
      • SharePoint (very popular as a cheap DMS, especially the free one). You can use it was a web-based folder store but it's a pain in the bum to perform workflow operations, rollbacks or checking change sets.
      • Document workflow add-ons, like PDFComplete and Nitro, that accountants and legal firms large and small commonly use to cryptographically watermark PDFs and electronically track paper trails (often integrating with some sort of DMS backend).
      • Access application support. This is hard even between Access service packs. There's a large number of hand-me-down Access applications within SMEs that noone can access the backend of anymore but noone wants to rewrite after Bob the Tinkerer left the company.
      • Full Exchange integration. This is the biggest upsell I've come across in convincing people to move to SBS/Windows Server & MSOffice environments. Simply being able to share calendars and mailboxes without dodgy third-party PST hacking add-ons or having to deal with IMAP/iCal makes small business owners' eyes go round with wonder.

      All of these things I've had to deal with for new customers within the last 3 years. There's many more examples than this. Usually these customers have grown out of being supportable by tiny 1 or 2 person IT shops or they've recently been stung by trying to go for the cheapest, poorly designed and implemented option tabled by some buzzword-driven cowboys. The amazing thing is, 1-2 years down the track, staff are happier and they've spent much less on support.

      Years ago, working in education IT in my teens and early twenties, I spent a lot of time pushing LTSP, the K12 distros, OOo and friends for smaller schools (older computers, perfect for thin clients) and kindergartens. There was a bit of resistance due to unfamiliarity in some situations but us IT guys were pretty switched on with a rounded enough skill set to build and maintain a solution that worked in that kind of environment.

      Small companies don't have a large, dedicated, government-funded IT crew on tap, and they can't afford $160/hr every time someone loses access to a calendar. They're very fast-moving compared to educational IT with highly varied requirements.

      In most cases, Office "Just Works". When it doesn't, the 18-year-old helpdesk guy can usually fix it. You don't need to waste the time of a senior resource, or bill the customer for his time. For most businesses, having less headaches is well worth the additional cost of licensing.

      I would be stoked if I could design in FOSS components into the solutions we support. We're trialled various components many times in the past. But I can't be confident they will work for and with all the requirements, and most importantly, that I can get resolutions for support issues immediately. Even with a support contract, outside of a few huge OSS powerhouses (eg, RedHat), support responsiveness and available skill pool leaves a lot to be desired.

    18. Re:Crying unto the children... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

      If the UI didn't change the vast majority of users wouldn't upgrade because they would look at the new version and say "Why would I pay for this? Nothing has changed." To sell, there must be visible changes.

    19. Re:Crying unto the children... by chipschap · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's true, but I don't think people really understood 1) how fast MS would make W7 unavailable, combined with 2) how surprisingly bad W8 turned out to be.

    20. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Moot, damnit. Moot.

    21. Re:Crying unto the children... by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      I'm just going to sit here and scratch my head while I dual boot 8 and (currently) Mint.

      If you're worried about Linux support, you should just build it for Linux and be done with it.

    22. Re:Crying unto the children... by Chas · · Score: 2

      Are we supposed to feel sorry that Microsoft can't hit their sales targets? Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

      OK lets test that. We just had a release of Windows 8 which was a major UI shift. During the period of the shift there was a huge opportunity for people to stock up on Windows 7 which kept the Aero interface. There was no spike in sales.

      You're going about it wrong.

      Would there be a SPIKE in sales? Nope. As noted, there's a general falloff in PC sales happening right now. The market is saturated with relatively powerful systems that are already gross overkill for the tasks to which they're set.

      Now, look at the flip side of this.

      Has there been a DOWNWARD spike in Win7 sales that would suggest, even peripherally, that Windows 8 is eating into those sales?

      Don't worry, I won't hold my breath until you conclude, properly, that the answer is "no", and I'm quite patient. Take your time...

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    23. Re:Crying unto the children... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The cost is $19 a year per user. That is very reasonable and they get Office 365 where they can use ancient versions of IE and keep in contact on the road with their IPADs.

      Lync is coming with Skype integration too for Office 365 for the next Office 2014 next year if rumors are true. The cost is not really a problem but I can see over 10 years that is more than $160.

      I am trying out Office 2013 now but plan to pay for a 3 license of Office 2010 for $179 at the end of the month just because over 10 years I save cash. For companies that is a small price to pay for the productivity and they only focus on the quarter and short term results anyway.

    24. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 0

      W8 is rather good on the right hardware. The mistake was pretending that touchscreen was optional.

    25. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The claim was that people would buy legacy supporting systems. Your claim is that they would prefer legacy supporting systems on average. That's probably true.

      On the other hand there has been a huge surge in mid priced laptop sales: $800+ for Windows machines. That surge is tiny compared to the whole market but it is where Microsoft wants to go.

    26. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I'd disagree. For people who do document composition there are tons of document composition systems. http://www.quantrix.com/ is certainly up market from Excel. There are higher end project management software... I'll agree there is no integrated suite that is up market, but many of those components cost more than the entire Office suite.

    27. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #2 is a load of crap. The only people that prefer the ribbon are the brainwashed idiots that automatically think newer is better and like big icons. BTW you can't find everything on the ribbon.

    28. Re:Crying unto the children... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but who the hell thought that it would be a bright idea for an OS that is supposed to run on DESKTOPS to make touch input a corner stone of its design? I don't mind if MS is hellbent on shooting in the foot, what bothers me is that they're aiming at MY foot!

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    29. Re:Crying unto the children... by Karljohan · · Score: 2

      I have never gotten a MS Word document that was properly formatted so obviously noone of the users I know actually use even the most basic features of the software.

    30. Re:Crying unto the children... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      . If you could build a clone of Office that looked like it and had everything in the same place, and was cheaper, that would be the end of Office in a second.

      That was one of the ways MS got its foot in the door in the 90s. Early versions of MS Office had a WordPerfect compatibility mode. You could use the exact same keystrokes as in WP to achieve the same results. And still, MS Office has an excellent filter to read and write WordPerfect format files. In fact, I use that as the safest way to transfer files between various software I use rather then doc or rtf, as its a lot more stable and generally compatible.

    31. Re:Crying unto the children... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      " Now there may not be many corporate applications that tie directly to a specific version of Office"

      lolololollolol0l0lololololollolololololol

      +1

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    32. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I have no idea where you are selecting your sample from. But no, that is not remotely the norm.

    33. Re:Crying unto the children... by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Employees like that but companies hate that. And features like MDX were already available in 2003. The problem with the Microsoft stack is that you never know when they would discontinue it.

    34. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Employees like that but companies hate that.

      I'm not following what you mean. Companies bought that. Obviously they like it.

      Anyway I agree with you about MDX being introduced, they've been making it steadily better all decade.

      As for discontinue, Microsoft is better than most. A huge advantage of open source is that you aren't dependent on a vendor.

    35. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      They don't believe their OS is designed for desktops. Microsoft has always been a champion of ubiquity. Early on they championed the OS that is useful for home / small business is useful for enterprise desktop. Then the OS that is useful for desktop is useful for server. They tried to move into embedded and for a while had huge marketshare in portables. They want a ubiquitous OS that runs from watches to smartphones to tablets to desktops to servers.

      Look at the surface. They intend to make touch part of the design of laptops. This is where they are going: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6cNdhOKwi0

    36. Re:Crying unto the children... by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Companies hate it when their employees write their own macros and abuse Excel for BI.

    37. Re:Crying unto the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is an FUCKING office software. What the hell could possibly change every 90 days. Most people could get by with a totally stripped down version of office. Then but select add-ons for their specific needs.

    38. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Some IT groups might hate it, but after all another group in IT bought and configured Dynamics so they aren't even universal in disliking the idea. Moreover, the whole point of BI is adhoc queries by end users. So I wouldn't even agree that's an abuse of Excel or BI.

    39. Re:Crying unto the children... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back Microsoft profits."

      See if that makes more sense...

      Cheers,
      Dave

      What about webmasters who want to use HTML 5? What about me as a user sititng around waiting? They harm everyone else. It forces software companies to release software that only works in XP still to this day as in sold currently in 2013! I think it hurts everyone as we are connected.

      Sorry to break this to you but get used to it. Both individual users and corporate IT will stay on an existing version that works even if it only works with known problems rather than upgrade to the latest and greatest (with unknown problems). End users just want it to work so they can do what they have been doing.

      You need to go sit next to someone who has just had Windows 8 (or the original release of Gnome 3 so I'm not just Microsoft bashing) foisted upon them to understand why users have learned the hard way that the latest and greatest is something to be feared.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    40. Re:Crying unto the children... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So they created a system that sucks on all of them?

      It's kinda hard not to pull a car analogy on this one, but there's a reason why sports cars exist while there are still heavy duty trucks...

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  7. It'll depend on breakage by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Microsoft can provide corporations a written guarantee that the updates won't break any of the custom programming those corporations use in their applications and documents, it'll fly. The reason corporate IT doesn't update often is they have all these business-critical things lurking, macros used in spreadsheets, document templates, custom internal applications, that must work, and they need to check that updates don't break those things before they can roll the updates out.

    You aren't going to be able to sell business on something, even if the price is lower, if it isn't going to give them anything they aren't already getting and it'll increase the costs associated with the business being down while IT fixes what the latest update broke.

    1. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Enderandrew · · Score: 0

      If corporations are using complex macros and any real "programming" inside of an Office document, then they're doing it wrong.

      If they are using non-connected proprietary apps that will crash just because Microsoft Office is also running at the same time, they're doing it wrong.

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    2. Re:It'll depend on breakage by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      You aren't going to be able to sell business on something, even if the price is lower, if it isn't going to give them anything they aren't already getting

      Which is exactly why most businesses aren't running Linux and Open Office on all their desktops. It's also why there are still millions of people using Windows XP and Office 2003. Contrary to Microsoft's PR department, newer versions of Windows and Office don't give users any benefits that even come close to outweighing the enormous cost of changing.

    3. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sounds great but in the real world there are ugly cludges and people doing things they shouldn't. Don't just blow it off as " you do it wrong, tough".

    4. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations are are using complex macros and doing "programming" inside of an Office documents, and they are doing it wrong

    5. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 0

      Damn stupid dropdowns - unmodding this as flamebait.

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    6. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      I agree with the AC - kludges are part of the tech world sadly. Who among us hasn't hammered a proverbial round peg into a proverbial square hole once in a while to deliver a project on time, make a customer happy, etc. I can't imagine anyone who takes pride in their work likes using kludges, but sometimes they gotta be done...

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    7. Re:It'll depend on breakage by luke923 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're not doing it wrong -- they're doing it because they can! If MSFT didn't want to worry about an end user (who might happen to be a Fortune 500 client buying an unlimited site license) writing an Excel macro or a program in VBA, these features should have never been included with Office in the first place. So, MSFT will have to support these features or provide compelling enough reasons for their customer base (via more compelling reasons) to migrate to a new version and move their real "programming" outside of Office.

      BTW, if you want to know why alot of corporate clients have codebase inside of Office applications, read my sig.

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    8. Re:It'll depend on breakage by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0

      Actually, Office 2003 and XP are still around because A) The multitudes of Dell P4 machines that no one will let die, and B) You can still pirate these without an activation server

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    9. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It isn't just kludges...

      That guy writing excel macros isn't a professional programmer. He's a professional bean counter or mid-level manager. Somewhere along the way he picked up some simple VBA skills that were needed to get the job done.

      Thats it. Thats all there really is to it. Converting the code to C/C++/Python/whatever isnt going to help, because he simply does not know those languages and neither will the guy that replaces him.

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    10. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      It's not even necessarily complex macros or "real" programming. It's the small, kludgy things written by the guys in Finance or Sales or Support to get a particular job done. Usually they're written without a lot of reference to the technical docs, because the guys writing them don't have MSDN subscriptions themselves (don't need them, they aren't developers, IT handles installing whatever software they need). They're written based on what works and gets the job done. And then it gets forgotten about because it doesn't break, it just sits there doing it's job. No one of these is a big thing, when an upgrade breaks it it's probably a 5-minute fix. The problem is that a) that fix requires someone who's familiar with those tools (I'm not, I work on the server side doing the heavy lifting, the guys in Finance and Sales know far more about programming Word and Excel macros and VBA than I do because they do it regularly and I don't), and b) it's not just one thing broken, there's dozens to hundreds scattered all over the place and they aren't documented and often won't even show up as broken until end-of-month or end-of-quarter or end-of-year.

      Bluntly put, if you're including a user-accessible macro capability or programming language in your software, then you are supporting non-professionals writing macros and programs. If that will cause problems with your upgrades, then either a) you screwed up your upgrade by not checking that it doesn't break things you support or b) WTF were you thinking including macro and programming capability you didn't intend to support?

    11. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you mean ""Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two" -- RFC 1925". It is never good to refer to your sig as not all can read it, and you might change it in the future.

    12. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid question, can't corporations disable the ability to use macros / VBA?

    13. Re:It'll depend on breakage by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2

      You can pirate Windows 7 and even Windows 8 (if you hate yourself) nearly as easily, they'll even validate as fully legitimate copies and access Windows Update perfectly. MS's activation technology has never been more than a slight hinderance for unlicensed users. AFAICT its purpose is to randomly invalidate legal copies so that users will call tech support to keep us from being lonely. Very thoughtful of them, actually.

      Your comment about old P4 Dells is spot on. These old, bulky, loud, power hungry, monoliths just don't seem to die.

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    14. Re:It'll depend on breakage by rseuhs · · Score: 1

      If corporations are using complex macros and any real "programming" inside of an Office document, then they're doing it wrong.

      If they are using non-connected proprietary apps that will crash just because Microsoft Office is also running at the same time, they're doing it wrong.

      If they are NOT using complex macros and any real "programming" inside of an Office document, they don't need MS Office and can use any free alternative.

    15. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, Office 2003 and XP are still around because A) The multitudes of Dell P4 machines that no one will let die, and B) You can still pirate these without an activation server

      Although both products listed still use activation servers, and as for Office 2003/2007 I discovered Microsoft took down those activation servers just this past new years and had them null routed.

      What's even more rage inducing, our company still has 50 licensed copies of 2003 floating about that can never be reinstalled again. As I discovered the first time, when using phone activation they will simply lie the first time you call and say they don't know what the problem is. The second call however they will finally tell you that you've exceeded the new installation limit of "one".
      Yes One. After it has been installed once, you are now not allowed to install it a second time, no matter what the reason (failed hard drive in this case - Despite the HD image having office installed and activated, the time skew is enough to blow that away and require reactivation)

      The best part is Office 2007 uses these exact same activation servers! No more Online Activation for 2007 either now, although they do still reactivate over the phone... For now.

      While personally I have no issues upgrading above Office 2003 for technical reasons, I can definitely confirm the bean counters were not at all happy to hear this news.

      Our ERP system is based around the Access 2003 runtime for the reporting modules, and the only way to modify the report templates is with a full version of Access 2003.

      Despite owning 50 licenses to Office 2003 professional, will I now be a pirate if I have to reinstall simply to keep our ERP system running? Despite having already paid multiple times for this software?

    16. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      They can, but that again would break all those small kludgy business-critical things that must work correctly for things to get done. The business is trying to prevent that kind of breakage, not break things themselves.

      And why should they disable it? The ability to do small quick-and-dirty tasks using macros or VBA without needing to involve IT is one of the advantages the business wanted from those products. Now they should give it up, just because Microsoft finds it inconvenient to not break things? If I were a business, frankly I'd view that as an argument for switching to a more suitable product (especially if said alternative also let me avoid the major UI changes that've come with recent versions of Office, from the ribbon down to Office's stubborn refusal to follow the desktop color scheme like any other Windows application).

    17. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Zenin · · Score: 1

      This "real programming" won't ever completely move outside of Office.

      From a pure engineering perspective doing so is the only thing that makes sense. But what engineers don't get are the logistics, the corporate politics, everything that isn't at all about engineering that surrounds engineering efforts.

      Business logic in Excel sheets abounds because it bypasses all that internal company overhead. It bypasses the budgets, the turf wars, the compliance checks, the transfer of domain knowledge, all of it. Programming Perl declared that, "A Perl script is 'correct' if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.". Excel et al are the business's version of Perl. Much like the Camel, it wasn't built to be pretty; It was built to survive in hostile environments.

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  8. You bloody fucking idiots! by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because someone else is doing something and they have a popular product does not mean that everything they do is a good idea. Rapid release cycles are a prime example of this as they are extremely antagonistic to enterprise / corporate environments. These environments like something called stability and they are far more interested in a predictable and bug free experience that the latest shiny new thing.

    In addition to issues of stability there are also issues of management, when you have a rapid release cycle it is a strain on your IT department as they have to devote a /lot/ more time proportionally to a given product than they otherwise would. Time means money and that means costs and a desire to switch to something that doesn't require constant babysitting.

    Time spent by staff learning what changed in /this/ cycle versus the previous one from a few months ago is time that could have been spent on other things. Employees constantly need hand holding on the latest changes and that requires a lot of time. Nobody likes that and it means that the staff that support the product start to resent the product and want it gone.

    Attention whore products are ones that irritate everyone and that is a /really/ bad thing if you want your product to stay in that environment. This is an epically stupid idea and one that needs to be relegated the dustbin of history sooner than later.

    1. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Rapid release cycles are a prime example of this as they are extremely antagonistic to enterprise / corporate environments. These environments like something called stability and they are far more interested in a predictable and bug free experience that the latest shiny new thing.

      Yes but... where do you put the meter? I know of entire government departments still using IE6, often stability is preferrred over everything else, even if it is the stability of the devil you know rather than actually being stable.

    2. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by onyxruby · · Score: 2

      Most environments I have worked consider best practice one release cycle or service pack behind the current production release cycle. In other words with Win 8 out you run Win 7 and the previous version of Office and so on. This is done explicitly to allow time for bugs to be worked out and to allow products to mature and stabilize.

      In your case of IE 6 the most likely culprit is that they have large amounts of software that are hard coded to depend on IE 6. The cost of upgrading the in-house software to a more current version can well run into the millions of dollars and that is enough to keep large agencies from upgrading. Microsoft etc are trying to force companies and enterprises to upgrade anyways as the push back is incredible. The behind the scenes push back and on this issue is far larger than you probably would ever imagine.

      To put an idea on scale of the IE 6 issue, consider it on par with many agencies that still have code running on cobol on mainframes. It's years out of date, nobody trains new programmers on how to work with anymore but the cost of upgrading is enough that no one wants to actually get of the known old bad system on to the new.

      As you put it, the devil you know.

    3. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by helobugz · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is a sign M$ office will FINALLY stabilize? Perhaps you need to have some faith? (/me ducks)

    4. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put the meter at where compatibility with the majority of the world breaks, keyword being majority... I use browsers, office and graphics software that are several years out of date, but I can still view most websites and most documents that people send me and they work well enough and I'm already used to all their quirks, so I don't see a reason to upgrade. I'll upgrade only when half the websites stop rendering properly or I can't open half the documents I receive.

      I too have a friend who works in government (maybe same department?) and is forced to use IE6. He told me the websites I create don't render properly on it and my response: "tough luck!" And maybe that's why they're still on IE6, so people don't goof off all day surfing the web.

      Counter example: Google apps doesn't work on any of the browsers I have, so I installed Chrome on a junk machine just long enough to move my accounts out of there.

    5. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      There are two types of customers that use Office:

      a) Those that use a little Office lightly.
      b) Those that use Office along with the full suite of server solutions: Lync, Dynamics, SharePoint

      b's aren't moving and a's aren't that profitable. If 80% of the a's leave and 20% become b's that's a very good trade. Microsoft is finally dropping the bottom of the user barrel, the low margin customers so they can move their ecosystem more quickly.

    6. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding. It's the A users that are the ones that can actually tolerate this absurdly fast release cycle. They can tolerate it because they don't really do anything. So there is far less chance that any reversion will bugger them.

      The B users are going to be f*cked up by this nonsense because they are trying to use everything and have all sorts of inter-dependencies. Reversions caused by too many versions too quickly will CLOBBER these "bread and butter" end users.

      Profitable "Enterprise" users are the ones that like to cling to old versions because the cost of an outtage is too high.

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    7. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The B users are going to be f*cked up by this nonsense because they are trying to use everything and have all sorts of inter-dependencies. Reversions caused by too many versions too quickly will CLOBBER these "bread and butter" end users.

      Maybe. They are going to have to keep their suite together. This is tricky and difficult. On the other hand they take advantage of new features. I agree the (a)'s won't be bothered as much but they aren't profitable right now.

      Profitable "Enterprise" users are the ones that like to cling to old versions because the cost of an outtage is too high.

      How does Microsoft make profit on the non upgraders?

    8. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      How does Microsoft make profit on the non upgraders?

      By charging annually for a campus agreement that allows X users to use any version of Windows/Office etc.

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    9. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      For campus they don't care. For business tried that about 9 years ago. 3% of the cost of the product per month with older versions supported. Companies preferred to buy and wait, so it didn't work.

  9. Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Informative

    Last place I worked upgraded from Office 2003 in 2011. And that was mostly because some of our clients were making snarky comments about our ancient software. The absolute last thing a corporation wants is software that is constantly changing. Every minor change throws the oldsters (generally anyone 5 years younger than me and up) into a tizzy because the rote memorization they used to "learn" the old version doesn't work any more.

  10. Guess I'm not their target customer by sk999 · · Score: 0

    When necessary, I use OpenOffice - and it's version 1, from 10 years ago. Newer versions changed things up so much I gave up trying to figure them out. Just give me the same fonts, the same menus, the same tabs to click on. In the end it's the content, not the way you type it in, that counts.

    1. Re:Guess I'm not their target customer by helobugz · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one. OO.org rocked 10+ years ago, then went to crap for the longest time. THEN it forked!

  11. Postponing costs by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the described model (keeping the same software version for years) is that if at some point you're forced to change, that change will be HUGE. Files become unreadable, and anything that's beyond pushing the mouse will require retraining.

    The changes in monthly updates (probably for all software used at a desk) will fit in a medium sized email.

    So by sticking to old software, often you're not saving costs, but rather postpone costs. (Assumed there is an automated rollout tool and you don't have to upgrade a few hundered PCs by sneakernet every time a new browser patch comes out)

    By the way: the lack of centralized software/update management is one of my windows pet peeves. Even the smalles file compare tool tends to clutter your system with a specialized update agent that tends to pop up in the middle of your WOW raids or whatever else causes maximum grieve for you.

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    1. Re:Postponing costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it's a fucking word processor. Nothing needs to change that much, especially every 90 days.

    2. Re:Postponing costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's called planned obsolescence. Detroit got fat and rich using this model after WW II, then it started to fall apart for them when customers in America and Europe started to take a liking to Japanese and German cars that didn't start falling apart as soon as they drove it off the dealer's lot.

    3. Re:Postponing costs by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The changes in monthly updates (probably for all software used at a desk) will fit in a medium sized email.

      Most people use only a very small part of the functionality of Office, 90% is common and 10% special but what those 10% are varies from person to person. But when you add up all the changes to those 10%s and put them into an email then you have something with a very high noise-to-signal ratio for most people. Nobody will actually bother to read it, then they're doing that critical end-of-month/quarter/year thing and it doesn't work and shit hits the fan. I don't think you realize how many oddball routines exist that aren't learned, they're just followed like a recipe. Do this, push that, check this, save result here. When any part of that fails the button-pusher you set to do that job - because the competent people have plenty other things to do - can't do it, things stop.

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    4. Re:Postponing costs by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      Complete nonsense.

      For example we here regularly do documentation. Which includes putting screenshots in, because often that's the only way to make things clear in GUIs. If we would upgrade every 90 days, we would either have to check the whole documentation and rework a substancial part of it every 90 days or just adopt the Googlesque sloppy "it's not accurate but close enough" attitude.

      And of course while the new buzzword-features may be distributed in an email (which nobody will read every 90 days), the new bugs and incompatible changes will not because those will either be unknown or embarassing (or both).

      In some cases, when we talk about some new software (for example when we talk about Smartphone-stuff where some improvements are desperately needed) a fast release cycle can be worth it, but for Desktop software? No.

    5. Re:Postponing costs by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Right. But if you pile up changes, you have an almost guarantee that one of the pending changes WILL break something. If you spread them out across a series of small changes, most will go without trouble and a rollback for the problematic change will only set you back by 30 days, and not 10 years.

      Basically it's a trade-off. You can choose between a neverending series of rather harmless problems, or cleaning the Augean stables every few years.

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    6. Re:Postponing costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > The problem with the described model (keeping the same software version for years) is that if at some point you're forced to change, that change will be HUGE. Files become unreadable, and anything that's beyond pushing the mouse will require retraining.

      That's really true for proprietary software, mostly. You have way more margin with free software.

  12. Why blame accountants? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The summary implies it is accountants that keep IT from upgrading, but last time I checked, accounts don't control IT's budget, IT does. There is only so much money available, if IT decides to use it for development or new hardware instead of upgrading Office or Windows, why blame the accountants? Why blame anybody?

    Office used to be called a productivity suite. Since Office 2003, have the end user productivity gains associated with new versions offset the cost to upgrade and retrain? Probably not. Maybe, IT, like the accountants are looking at ROI and finding that there is much more bang for the buck elsewhere in the system than in Office.

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Why blame accountants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The summary implies it is accountants that keep IT from upgrading, but last time I checked, accounts don't control IT's budget, IT does. There is only so much money available, if IT decides to use it for development or new hardware instead of upgrading Office or Windows, why blame the accountants? Why blame anybody?

      Office used to be called a productivity suite. Since Office 2003, have the end user productivity gains associated with new versions offset the cost to upgrade and retrain? Probably not. Maybe, IT, like the accountants are looking at ROI and finding that there is much more bang for the buck elsewhere in the system than in Office.

      Just a thought.

      I wrote that because my one client (I wont mention the name here and will post anonymous) did just that. They outsourced to the cloud trying to save even more money. Problem is Outlook 2003 is so old is not cloud ready as it does not properly support MAPI. Since no I.T. department exists there was no accountability. 3 outsourcers control I.T. so who do you blame?

      +500 have had no email for a full month! They use a web browser but then there messages they can't and paste fromt he desktop as Outlook 2003 messages wont work because outlook will crash when you try to open it now. I have been working over time trying to fix it. Some can't upgrade as their XP boxes are 8 years old and too corrupted to run the scripts to repair and require a manual reimage one at a time for each one. Can't do it in mass as there is no standard image (remember that I.T. was a cost center so no one did this etc.)

      What was the ROI on this? There was certainly one for me, but not for the client.

    2. Re:Why blame accountants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accountants/finance departments most certainly do control Office upgrades. They control it by holding the purse strings when the software purchase is considered and they control it again when IT comes to them to ask for money to perform the upgrade. This usually occurs during the yearly budgeting process but it may come up during the fiscal year as an off-budget project. I used to work for Microsoft and for 7 of the years I was there I was focused on selling Office in the corporate/enterprise space and helping those same customers upgrade to the latest version. I worked through hundreds of Office upgrades (three different Office versions and anywhere from 75 to 125 customers per version) and never once did I see a situation where IT was given x dollars to spend on anything they want. The major projects always went through approval and the accountants in finance always had a very important say in whether the projects where taken on or not. I learned early on too always figure out what was great in a new version of Excel and then spend time showing the accountants how the new version of Excel would make their jobs easier. If I had the accountants on board then the chances of getting the Office upgrade approved increased dramatically.

      There may be the oddball company out there where the bean counters don't control the budget for large projects but if such companies exist they are by far more the exception than the rule.

    3. Re:Why blame accountants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a management accountant. Hardly anyone ever asks our opinion ahead of large spending projects. To quote one of my professors: the difference between accounting and finance is the accountant can tell you what happened and the finance manager will tell you what she thinks will happen. We see the company's financials on a daily basis and are well aware that ROI requires the I. IT doesn't even have to answer to us when they blow their budget. They have to answer to the people we report to: the company's managers & owners.

    4. Re:Why blame accountants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is still accountability, just look higher up.

    5. Re:Why blame accountants? by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      anyone whose IT department reports to the CFO is already screwed. it happens. they dictate you do more with less staff, and BAM a decade later, salaries have slipped 20% and IT guys are worried about losing their jobs. innovation? not from Microsoft.

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    6. Re:Why blame accountants? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      anyone whose IT department reports to the CFO is already screwed. it happens. they dictate you do more with less staff, and BAM a decade later, salaries have slipped 20% and IT guys are worried about losing their jobs. innovation? not from Microsoft.

      That is just not true. They may say, here is the funding available, but the CFO rarely micromanages the IT department and leaves it up to the CIO to determine how to allocate those limited resources. OTOH, if the CFO is making those decisions, then the CFO is actually part of the IT management and it is in that role, not as accounting/finance those decisions are being made, so either way, it is an IT management deceision, not an accounting office decision.

  13. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Goetterdaemmerung · · Score: 2

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

  14. Planned obsolescence by jonfr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is planned obsolescence. As such it is a bad model as they always are. But this is no surprise at all.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

    1. Re:Planned obsolescence by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No it isn't planned obsolescence. Microsoft needs to start moving changes through their ecosystem much faster.

  15. Holding back innovation? Hum? by morcego · · Score: 2

    which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation

    Somehow I fail to see the relation between windows/office sales and holding back innovation.

    Quite the opposite. Maybe they should innovate, getting better products, so people will buy those.

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  16. A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    About time! In the rapidly advancing field of spreadsheets and word processing, it's good to know that at least one company is keeping pace with the speed of new ideas by updating their 25+ year old, feature-complete, developmentally mature suite of products every 90 days.

    Yeah.

    1. Re:A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days by jbolden · · Score: 1

      They aren't remotely feature complete. For example with spreadsheets compare: http://www.quantrix.com/ to Excel. That being said, you are kidding but the last decade has been a decade of rapid advance. Look at the tie ins with Dynamics that exist today, that sort of integrated BI/ERP was very rough around the edges even 5 years ago.

    2. Re:A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except that the main use of Excel is apparently to make lists. (You might need to scroll down a little.)

    3. Re:A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I read that article when it came out. Obviously for those who just want to make list any spreadsheet will be fine.

  17. Every 90 days ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 0

    A new tweak to file formats, you will need to have a subscription to be able to have it formatted as the guy who sent it to you wanted. I don't think that Open/Libre Office is the main aim for M$ here, but they are going to be forever playing catchup.

    Wow: a great treadmill, corporate IT support will have kittens over this.

  18. I haven't needed new features since the 90s by Grayhand · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That's why I switched to Open Office. I need basic formatting and spell checking, similar for the spread sheets. Microsoft is desperate to stay relevant but 90% of their users have been happy for years so they are running out of reasons to upgrade.

  19. MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't they know IBM is still selling mainframes? Wanna know why? Its not because they are these mythic beasts capable of running your IT needs at 100x the performance (they can't) or because they are an inexpensive solution. IBM continues to sell mainframes because its less expensive for big enterprises to rewrite software they have literally spent tens/hundreds of millions of dollars on since the 1960s. They don't have to rewrite that software because a modern mainframe can pretty much still run the same code, and users trained in the 60's,70's, etc, don't need retraining.

    For some reason MS has failed to understand that every time they update their UI, or break some portion of their applications, they upset their core user base which is now business. All the cool trendy people have moved to Apple, the hardcore geeks to linux, the gamers are on ps/xboxes/etc, and the agnostic grandmas are being converted to apple/android devices.

    The only remaining user base is the captive one. If MS continues to make it hard to upgrade, either in the form of retraining, or breaking application compatibility (requiring everyone to upgrade their entire software stack), they will soon be written into the dustbin of failed computer companies.

    1. Re:MS are idiots by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Look at Microsoft's sales figures. They aren't selling legacy they are selling new features, things they didn't do 10 years ago. Microsoft is making a fortune taking data warehouse business from IBM and Oracle, 10 years ago SQL Server wasn't a player. Microsoft is moving their Office people up to Dynamics, Lync, SharePoint... 10 years ago Microsoft didn't even have an ERP.

      And for the last year Microsoft has made it clear they are moving their interface out of the 1990s.

    2. Re:MS are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't understand this need for everyone to change interfaces or UIs. What is so wrong with the model 'out of the 1990s' that needs changing? I haven't seen any modern UI feature that I care for, other than tiling layouts and virtual desktops. I don't think either were new in the 90s.

    3. Re:MS are idiots by jbolden · · Score: 1

      What is so wrong with the model 'out of the 1990s' that needs changing?

      Bitmaps so it only works on a very small range of DPIs and screen sizes
      No support for touch
      No support for voice
      No support for notification systems
      etc..

    4. Re:MS are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...users trained in the 60's,70's, etc, don't need retraining.

      You're right. They need retiring.

    5. Re:MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 1

      Bitmaps so it only works on a very small range of DPIs and screen sizes
      No support for touch
      No support for voice
      No support for notification systems

      Outside of maybe touch, those aren't problems with the model. In fact the DPI problem has pretty much been solved since vista, and the voice issues aren't any better in modern windows than any other version since maybe 2000. Actually, the DPI issue was more a bug than any kind of problem because windows has been able to actually scale things since they started adding the accessibility layers in windows 95. Just because they tried to scale it via layout/font changes in 2k/XP doesn't mean there were alternatives that worked. Sure an app written for a 75DPI device with fixed bitmaps etc tends to look like crap when scaled, but I don't think MS really has fixed that problem even though dozens of 3rd party layout managers have shown the way.

      Besides, MS has yet to show me anything to make me think they even considered the DPI issues in windows. Show me a windows 8 device with better than 1080p _AND_ better than 200 DPI.

      Oh, and apple didn't have to rework their whole UI when they doubled the DPI on the ipad (or doubled the resolution of IOS going from iphone to ipad) even though they had many of the same problems with fixed DPI applications.

      Touch might be the one valid point, but I don't think MS has shown that touch is going to even be valid in a desktop/server environment (aka their existing customers).

    6. Re:MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 1

      You're right. They need retiring.

      He he he, course they do have job security past 35... For the simple reason no one who has used a computer in the last 20 years wants to learn mvs/zos if they don't already know it.

    7. Re:MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 2

      Look at Microsoft's sales figures. They aren't selling legacy they are selling new features

      Thats what they think, but they are wrong. They sell new features on legacy systems. That is a successful model for MS.

      If MS weren't selling legacy, then we would all be running windows on powerpc/itanium, etc. They were selling legacy, because for over a decade they produced products where they went to great lengths to guarantee they didn't break applications. That made them a reasonable platform to invest in for small software companies selling into niche markets. They realized that the windows ecology was their most important asset. That all started to change in the early 2000's. Now, its a lot harder to find innovative small companies producing business products on windows. Between the internet, linux and the proliferation of hand held computing devices MS has suddenly realized they have been missing the boat again.

      So they have been hoping to match the moves of apple (and doing it badly) rather than finding solutions to their problems without hammering at the foundations of their core business. So they have taken to gambling the whole business rather than slogging out a new xbox style model to run along side and compete with their legacy model.

    8. Re:MS are idiots by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It hasn't really been solved as programmers do not use the DPI available.

      Try running Firefox or Chrome on such a device or monitor. It doesn't work pretty. Chrome though I heard works well on the new Macbook Pros with it through some custom patches. Windows sucks in this area as the manifest has to support in a chicken and the egg problem. IWthout such monitors why bother to support without support why bother making a screen more than 1080P?

      The new visual studio is trying to correct but developers still need to support XP so that is mute. Sigh. Xp needs to die already SERIOUSLY>

      My phone shouldn't have the best hardware acceleraiton smooth scroll, and pretty pictures than a damn computer. I mean come on it has been years now my 2 year old droid phone is better.

    9. Re:MS are idiots by jbolden · · Score: 1

      DPI wasn't solved. Take a look at what Windows 7 looked like on the MacBook retina. As for better than 1080p and 200 DPI there aren't many outside of medical. Right now the MacBook Retina (220 / 227 PPI) and the Google ChromeBook Pixel (239 PPI) are the only mainstream laptops that high I know of. But it is a problem going forward, now that Apple is dropping the prices these screens will become mainstream if Windows can handle them.

    10. Re:MS are idiots by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The reason they are gambling is because they remember how they beat Unisys, IBM and DEC. They know if they lose consumer / small business to Android int he 2010s they lose enterprise in the 2020s. Besides, their existing business in consumer is no margin for anyone. It really isn't that much of a gamble.

    11. Re:MS are idiots by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Bill, just for future reference. As of FF18 they now support retina resolutions. Chrome solved it about 2 mo after the Retina came out.

      As for the scrolling... I agree. XP support is a very serious problem.

  20. Put your data in our cloud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put your data in our cloud! We've accounted for everything, short of leap year mathematics.

  21. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

    Not where I am contracting as it is a big headache!

    One of the VPs read something about the cloud and Office 365 and decided to layoff the Exchange support team and outsource it to Microsoft with outlook.com. Problem is about 500+ users in 4 continents still used Outlook 2003 when the switch went thru.

    No email or calandar functions for these users! They need a browser and about 200 called the India help desk at the same time for instructions. +5 hour wait time.

    FYI outlook 2003 does not support mapi. Very bad things happened and I am working overtime trying to fix it with angry hostile users with +120 tickets a week as it is with only 2 other guys trying to manage the minimalist insourced I.T.

    Staying behind may look cheap and reasonable but tickets and support are skyrocketing and management is all sooo clueless on why is support costs and tickets going up! This software worked fine for 10 years! The social media integration, clouds, and soon HTML 5 versions of SAP, Kronos, Google Docs, Salesforce.com are going to hit those stuck on IE 7 next.

    So it is a hassle so lets plug our ears and whine I CANT HEAR YOU. Shit will hit the fine later but in a surge like at this company that decided to go cheap with the accounting department running through 3 different outsources to do I.T. Office 2003 is surely not a utility when we went to the cloud.

  22. I'm still using Office 2003 by bfwebster · · Score: 3

    Given that Offfice has (IMHO) been getting worse for several years now, the idea of quarterly updates are less than appealing. ..bruce..

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    1. Re:I'm still using Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2008 here. it's all good.

    2. Re:I'm still using Office 2003 by dissy · · Score: 1

      Just a tip, as I found this out the hard way.
      Microsoft has shut down the online activation servers for Office 2003/2007 this new years, and for Office 2003 they have changed their policy on reinstalls to zero (one installation total is allowed) so no phone activation either.

      If you Google for "backup office 2003 activation files" you can get the paths for the two files opa11.dat & opa11.bak that you'll want to copy to a safe place.
      These files are keyed to your install and your windows ID, so are only good if you reimage Windows then reinstall office, or if you just reinstall office on the same Windows install.

      I hope this helps you avoid the same nasty surprise I got two months ago.

    3. Re:I'm still using Office 2003 by bfwebster · · Score: 1

      Many thanks for this info. Sigh. ..bruce..

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  23. Accountants Always Win by some+old+guy · · Score: 2

    No business in its collective right mind makes a major capex, on IT or anything else, until the idea is fully analyzed for ROI and risk..

    Selling an idea or project to upper management is easy. Getting anything new past the bean-keepers is hard.

    Microsoft et al fail when they cannot make a real-numbers business case for upgrade adoption, and Bob's your uncle.

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    1. Re:Accountants Always Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As the member of a legal team, accountants can be our best friends and we can be theirs. I don't know how many times I've gone to them because we've said something was, if not flat out illegal, a terrible idea, and then they provide cover by saying it is too expensive. In return, they sometimes come to us and we use stronger language about something being a bad idea when the top doesn't believe them that it is too expensive.

    2. Re:Accountants Always Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why you treat the bean-keepers to exotic dinners in exotic locales with exotic dancers.

      AC

    3. Re:Accountants Always Win by Zenin · · Score: 1

      "No business in its collective right mind makes a major capex, on IT or anything else, until the idea is fully fully analyzed for ROI and risk.."

      What's a "major" capex? $50k? $1M? $50m?

      The fact is the more business leverages the Internet the more the marketplace demands they move at Internet speeds. That means making smaller changes with less information at a much faster rate. Let the market decide, not the bean counters. By the time your company has "fully analyzed for ROI and risk" your competition has already executed and eaten your lunch.

      Risk still must be mitigated, but rather then wasting time and resources pre-analyzing the hell out of an idea, the idea is put into the field as quickly as possible in the smallest working form possible. Analyze the real world data as a feedback loop. If the market loves it, bravo, double down. If they hate it, drop it, you haven't invested much. If they like it, but not love it, adapt and double down.

      Sounds like Scrum for Business? Yep, it does, doesn't it. ;-)

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  24. Giving it away by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

    Army to Gates: Halt the free software
    I think MS was trying to insinuate their incompatible file formats (2003 vs 98) into the army and therby "force" them to adopt the newer version of Office.
    The first sample is free, then you gotta pay. So saith the drug dealer.

  25. Horse Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing says flounder like a rapid development schedule for a mature product.

    Who says there's anything left for Microsoft to do? What if the Office Suite is so near perfect that is impossible to innovate?

    And why should anyone in their right (or left) mind accept the argument that customers who don't see sufficient value in upgrading are responsible for holding the Gods of Programming from there annointed purpose of innovation?

    This smells like shear desparation driving Microsoft to tactics designed to keep their effort relevant to the news cycle, not a strategy that will spur the development of any kind of thoughtful or meaningful new functionality one might consider innovative. Otherwise we'd be hearing about the improvements and their value to customers.

    This is pathetic, both as snooze story and as a business strategy.

    1. Re:Horse Shit by luke923 · · Score: 1

      Who says there's anything left for Microsoft to do? What if the Office Suite is so near perfect that is impossible to innovate?

      I'm sure they can find ways to improve Clippy or something tertiary in importance.

      And why should anyone in their right (or left) mind accept the argument that customers who don't see sufficient value in upgrading are responsible for holding the Gods of Programming from there annointed purpose of innovation?

      Because they're "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!."

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    2. Re:Horse Shit by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      I believe you forgot "DEVELOPERS!"

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    3. Re:Horse Shit by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot "USERS!"

      but then, so did Microsoft.

    4. Re:Horse Shit by TheHappyHippo · · Score: 1

      Who says there's anything left for Microsoft to do? What if the Office Suite is so near perfect that is impossible to innovate?

      Might very well be. Personally I think it's because one of the selling points for the subscribe Office 365 is that you always got the latest. So even if the only thing they did was to develop 250 new ways for clippy to annoy the user they. They can still call it a new version and hope the people subscribing will be happy cause they are getting a new, improved version over that one who bought it for a one time fee have.

    5. Re:Horse Shit by Zenin · · Score: 1

      Horse Shit was a good choice for the title of your post, because that's exactly what it is.

      You have confused an Agile SDLC with a rapid development schedule. There is no intrinsic link between the two.

      Practically the entire industry at this point is embracing and headed towards Agile, be it Scrum or what have you. For new projects, for mature projects, for infrastructure projects, for everything.

      To the mods that pushed this crap to +5 Insightful, I can only hope the meta-mods have the "insight" to slap your asses to the back of the mod line forever.

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  26. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

    Not where I am contracting as it is a big headache!

    One of the VPs read something about the cloud and Office 365 and decided to layoff the Exchange support team and outsource it to Microsoft with outlook.com. Problem is about 500+ users in 4 continents still used Outlook 2003 when the switch went thru.

    No email or calandar functions for these users! They need a browser and about 200 called the India help desk at the same time for instructions. +5 hour wait time.

    FYI outlook 2003 does not support mapi. Very bad things happened and I am working overtime trying to fix it with angry hostile users with +120 tickets a week as it is with only 2 other guys trying to manage the minimalist insourced I.T.

    Staying behind may look cheap and reasonable but tickets and support are skyrocketing and management is all sooo clueless on why is support costs and tickets going up! This software worked fine for 10 years! The social media integration, clouds, and soon HTML 5 versions of SAP, Kronos, Google Docs, Salesforce.com are going to hit those stuck on IE 7 next.

    So it is a hassle so lets plug our ears and whine I CANT HEAR YOU. Shit will hit the fine later but in a surge like at this company that decided to go cheap with the accounting department running through 3 different outsources to do I.T. Office 2003 is surely not a utility when we went to the cloud.

    Sadly, you have completely missed the point. Switching to Office 365 and "the cloud" got you nothing but trouble. And it's not the fault of your "outdated" Office 2003. Once again, someone who is in a position of power, and who doesn't belong there due to their total clulessness, made a gigantic bonehead decision.

  27. Honestly, it's an office suite. by holophrastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, office suites are way better than my first essay-writer -- wordstar in ~1986 -- which itself was wonderful. And modern office suites are better than my favourite essay-writer -- wordperfect 5 something I think -- with keyboard function key overlay and alt menu drop downs.

    But is there really a difference between office in 2013, and office in 2002? It's been ten years of crazy awesome features that just don't matter.

    Sure I use spreadsheets every day. But not for anything that I didn't do in lotus 123. And sure I use write/word every day. Again, not for anything more than I did with wordperfect.

    I really couldn't care less any more. I'm not using them to fly to the moon.

    1. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by RDW · · Score: 2

      But is there really a difference between office in 2013, and office in 2002? It's been ten years of crazy awesome features that just don't matter.

      I can now use more rows in Excel, but that's about the only change I've liked since Office 2000. Lots of irritating interface changes since then, but the fundamental annoyances are never addressed - Excel's auto conversion of any text that looks vaguely like a date into date format, silently corrupting the data unless you go out of your way to format the column as text only, is my absolute favourite:

      http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2105/5/80

    2. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I like that one too. Is it still limited by columns? I actually had a client with legitimately more columns, and I had to split things into multiple sheets with duplicated meta columns.

    3. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      Yes. There are 16,384 (2 ^ 14) columns. FYI, there are 1,048,576 (2 ^20) rows.

    4. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Yes that is utterly idiotic. I can't understand why you can't format text you paste in the same way as you can format text you load in from a file. Microsoft software in general is full of retarded stuff like this. SSRS automatically creates reports in en-US for me even though my system language is set to en-GB. Drop down lists mysteriously stop working randomly in CRM 2011 and the only way to fix it is to resize your screen after which time they're fine (!). Ctrl+F is "find" everywhere but Outlook 2010 where it's F3. IE developer tools are still crappier than on Chrome or Firefox. Etc etc ad nauseum. Don't get me started on "An unexpected error has occurred" type messages.

    5. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes up to 2^24 rows and 2^16 columns now.

  28. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cloud can work great but when you have no I.T. and several outsources who do not communicate with each other do the work shit will happen.

    Office 2003 is not cloud ready which was my point. Boneheaded decision for that too as it was not planned. In my opinion in the end upgrading every couple of years and being proactive rather than only put out fires while things raise in costs as it crumbles is cheaper. Office 365 and the cloud works but you can't do new and innovating things on 11 year old platforms.

    It is an ugly mess but I get paid. My salary is certainly a cost they could have avoided too. If the cloud offers more cost savings then it is a reason to upgrade. Not say it is boneheaded to keep wasting money on an exchange team.

  29. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Methinks you should look at the server side like: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/dynamics/default.aspx

    There is a lot that 2003 doesn't do that the modern versions do. 2003 is more or less on par with LibreOffice.

  30. Fraustrating? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003,

    Not half as fraustrating as it the people doing it.. And why is this still happening?

    1. Microsoft spent a lot of time pushing tools that made such poor code that it will not work on modern browsers.

    2. For years they relied that there was "no alternative" to what they had persuaded professional suit wearers was the only option.

    3. Not every version of Windows is worth upgrading to.

    And so on. I am sure people here can think of lots of other reasons they have not upgraded to Office 2007 or Vista and are still actually in nice stable dead end of XP and Office 2003. "If it works, don't fix it."

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  31. was invented by Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trash! I mean Icon.

    1. Re:was invented by Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xerox invented that.

    2. Re:was invented by Apple? by dingen · · Score: 1

      They most certainly did not. Xerox' UI didn't even have draggable icons. On a Xerox Alto/Star everything had to be manipulated through the menu bar at the top, where the menu-item you clicked was applied to the icon you currently had selected. There was no desktop metaphor at all until Apple introduced that with the first Mac.

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    3. Re:was invented by Apple? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      There was no desktop metaphor at all until Apple introduced that with the first Mac.

      And after thirty years, we're starting to get rid of it. Finally.

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  32. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Bill if they bought Office 365 for the enterprise (E3 / E4) that includes Outlook licenses.

  33. What needs to be changed? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    Other than changing the interface and file formats (which don't need to be changed) what needs to be released on a quarterly schedule? It's office software. The majority of people type up memos, simple (as compared to what the software allows) documents, and PowerPoint presentations. Does Excel really need another mathematical function that only a person with a PhD in some obscure branch of mathematics has heard of? The cynic in me says that they will keep changing the file format in order to keep forcing people to upgrade and the subscription service is just to smooth out revenues instead of having very large sales every couple of years.

    1. Re:What needs to be changed? by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does Excel really need another mathematical function that only a person with a PhD in some obscure branch of mathematics has heard of?

      Seems like what they mostly add to Excel are new visualizations, i.e. new ways to display data, rather than to calculate it. They're also adding things like new PowerPoint visual effects, tools to make it easier to edit graphics from right within PowerPoint and Word, etc. None of it is essential, but it's easy to see how someone who uses the product a lot could think they're pretty cool additions. I suspect these are the kinds of things Microsoft will be pushing with their Office updates, more so than anything really significant.

      The cynic in me says that they will keep changing the file format in order to keep forcing people to upgrade and the subscription service is just to smooth out revenues instead of having very large sales every couple of years.

      I have no reason to suspect the file formats will change in any way that breaks backward compatibility. But I'd say you're right on the money with the rest of your sentiment, no cynicism required. Note that the infrastructure for these supposed 90-day updates (Microsoft hasn't said it will actually do them every 90 days) is only included in the Office 365 version of the suite. It has a different installation method and its own software update feature. Microsoft has already said that it will be releasing Office 365-only software updates using this mechanism. What it's doing now is trying to plant the idea in customers' minds that if they don't get onto the subscription model they will be "missing out" -- or worse, that they won't get bug fixes and security updates as fast as subscription customers. The latter is probably not actually true, but you won't catch Microsoft's sales staff denying it.

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    2. Re:What needs to be changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Excel really need another mathematical function

      How about one for weighted statistics? One column has the values, and the other column has the weights. Also, on the chi-squared test for homogeneity and independence, Excel requires the user to calculate the expected values, whereas Gnumeric will take care of that.

    3. Re:What needs to be changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a ton of stuff they could fix or upgrade. In Excel, 3d charting is very limited and clunky; generally speaking there is a lot they could do with data visualization. Many dialog boxes have minor bugs or could use streamlining. One thing that would be sweet is if more things could be linked to spreadsheet cells--eg. axis limits in a chart--to help with dynamically (rather than manually) formatted charts. Find-replace seems to scale quadratically (as of O2k7) and can freeze my computer for upwards of 10 minutes. There are plenty of non-obscure mathematical functions that could be made better (eg. multivariate regression) or are missing (eg. interpolation). There are also a lot of bugs in the calculation engine; it will often crash if you have a sufficiently large spreadsheet and do stuff like data tables. Not to mention the calculations are slow as fuck--MS should add a JIT or something!

      Word has a lot of quirks if you are doing heavier formatting, like blank pages that are impossible to delete. Powerpoint also has some quirks, although I feel like I have much less trouble with it than Word. I'm not sure Word/Powerpoint need new features so much as streamlining what they have.

      Sadly, rather than fixing problems, MS seems to focus on making the UI prettier.

    4. Re:What needs to be changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word on the advancement in excel...

      POWERPIVOT

  34. Microsoft by Vincent+Bucchieri · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is and continues to be a top notch company. I know the team is truly dedicated to providing the best product out there.

    1. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      imo you sound like the chick in The Truman Show where she's advertising a product but talking to Truman like it's just something she recommends personally to him and him alone to consume.

      Fuck shills.

  35. Standard format by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    It could be a good move if MS used a stable standard file format, but since they always slightly breake backward compatibility, the more upgrade we get, the more mess we have.

    1. Re:Standard format by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      It could be a good move if MS used a stable standard file format, but since they always slightly breake backward compatibility, the more upgrade we get, the more mess we have.

      Oh really? So far as I know, nothing has broken backward compatibility for the Office document formats since Office 2007.

      Sure, they have introduced new features into newer versions of Office. Older versions of Office that didn't include those features won't recognize them. But that doesn't prevent the documents from opening in the earlier version -- you just get an error message. But if you create a document in Office 2013 that only uses features that were present in Office 2007, it will open just fine in Office 2007 (again, so far as I know; maybe you know otherwise).

      In my mind, that means the Office document formats have been pretty much "stable" for at least five years -- which might not sound like a long time, but in the computer industry it actually sort of is. There are certainly worse offenders.

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    2. Re:Standard format by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      Oh really? So far as I know, nothing has broken backward compatibility for the Office document formats since Office 2007.

      If you have people using different versions of Office, you can always open the document from your peers, but you get myriad small issues. The document never looks exactly the same.

    3. Re:Standard format by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      If you have people using different versions of Office, you can always open the document from your peers, but you get myriad small issues. The document never looks exactly the same.

      I wouldn't say that's always the case. And is it a problem with the file format or with the software? If web pages don't look right in Internet Explorer, is that HTML's fault? How about if an HTML5 web page doesn't look right in Firefox 2.0? I wouldn't say a program "breaks" compatibility with a file format change unless the new files can't be opened by the older software. If the old software can open the file, but it looks just a little off, I wouldn't call that breakage.

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    4. Re:Standard format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally you have no examples of this that are even from last decade.

    5. Re:Standard format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not want this person to ever be in charge of product development or QA.

  36. WHY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly needs to change every 90 fucking days for a fucking office suite? When Microshit was changing their office suite by the year there were enough issues with backwards compatibility as it was. Every 90 days? What, so they can foist new stupid "interface innovations" their cowboy programmers come up with over the water cooler at an even faster rate?

    And yes, I know what Agile micromanagement is. I suffer through it daily. I still fail to see how it would work for the worlds largest monolithic monster of an office suite. Sometimes less change is more.

  37. Ridiculous... by RLU486983 · · Score: 1

    LibreOffice is free and what more can they really add to office to warrant people shelling out for it every 3 months... Corporations going bankrupt and they wonder why?!?

  38. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The folks in Mumbai gave us strict orders not to install it unless they are out of warranty. ... until I had to come in an fix it :-)

    If it aint broke dont fix attitude can cause all sorts of unplanned things like this.

  39. Vendor lock-in by abelb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft wants everyone on the planet to pay it every month for the right to use a computer. Who wouldn't, really? Microsoft has proven it cannot be trusted maintaining interoperability with formal or other standards or even previous versions of their own software. Why would you trust that every update to Office 365 will be in your best interest when Microsoft has proven time and again that they'll make major changes just to shift the goal posts on competitors trying to interoperate with them? If a large majority of people get on board with this it will put Microsoft in an incredible position of power to keep them locked in and competitors locked out.

  40. Goddammit, the whole tech world is going to hell by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2

    Every company is getting way too fucking greedy, forcing upgrading when it's *really* not necessary (who needs anything since Office 2000?), general computing is going the way of the dodo in favor of Apple-esque walled gardens, every laptop has turned into a glorified VCR with shit-for-keyboards, every awesome technological development is shut down for bullshit legal reasons because paper pushing middleman jackass wouldn't get his cut for doing something useless and obviated by technology...

    Remember when tech companies used to do things because they were genuinely useful?

    Fuck this whole damn planet, we can't get to Mars soon enough and establish a technocracy ruled by logic, science and reason.

    Yeah, OK, that rant was a little off topic, so I'll balance it out by signing off with, fuck you Microsoft with your bullshit greed-based business models.

  41. People Still use MS Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Libreoffice seems to be more stable that the current MS one.

  42. Innovate the product to sell it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation."

    What can a business do better with the newer versions of Office or Windows that they could not do 10 years ago? Nothing. Most office applications are feature complete. A document cannot be created faster with Win 8 and Office 2013 than with Windows 2000 and Office 2000 given equal hardware (slightly slower actually due to the bloat).

    So this is about justifying a subscription based model to get long term revenues on both products. This is not about being rewarded to innovate, but to be paid to do so.

  43. Let me add my voice to the.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....This Is a Phenomenally Stupid Idea chorus. You want to make Enterprise happy?
    1. Release a new version no less every two years, three years even better
    2. Backwards compatibility? Yes please, unless there's a good reason otherwise
    3. Don't juggle all the menus just to give a few hundred programmers busy work
    4. Don't randomly change keyboard shortcuts just for the hell of it. Sure maybe the old ones made no sense. Neither will the new ones, and millions of us have already memorized the old ones.

    Sure, we got spoiled by XP's ridiculous longevity, and you still managed to bork Vista. Please, don't saddle yourself and us with arbitrary release targets.

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  44. What features are they going to add? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In word processing, spreadsheet, database, email, etc? There have been very few features since Office 97 I even use. Newer templates and fonts, maybe. The only office product that can seriously expand would be Visio. You can always use more shapes. What else would they add? Rearrange the commands for the 40th time? Add lol to spellcheck? One thing the could reintroduce: scanner support.

  45. Ohh, New naming standard by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft Office 2013¼

    1. Re:Ohh, New naming standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose a seasonal version system and release schedule.

      Microsoft Office 2013 Spring
      Microsoft Office 2013 Summer
      Microsoft Office 2013 Fall
      Microsoft Office 2013 Winter

  46. And there was much rejoicing by jamesh · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they'll go for incremental and benign changes to the UI instead of massive change-for-the-sake-of-change that seems to be hurting all my customers.

  47. Dear Bill Gates You are an Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working in IT as a Network Engineer and having that title encompass everything related to a computer, servers, network and desktop that means every 90 days I would be pulling my hair out when something new breaks something. We have copies of Office 2003 along side 2010 so that users can open Access databases because MS fundamentally changed something in the table lookups in 2007. We have XP machines because some of the testing software doesn't work on Windows 7. We have 2000 server because the testing software doesn't support 2003. We have a 2008 server because R2 breaks drivers. We have to deal with the calls when people don't know the difference between the Start button and the start orb. We have to deal with problems when IIS security updates kills our website. So Mr Gates go screw yourself and your 90 day updates. There is a reason why we have software that removes Chrome on a nightly basis because we can't support the function updates and the incompabilities between IE and Chrome website coding.

  48. Re:Microsoft articles every day - front fuckin pag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the use of the Microsoft Logo every day. Not all of those posts are about Microsoft.

  49. Re:Goddammit, the whole tech world is going to hel by Maow · · Score: 2

    Every company is getting way too fucking greedy, forcing upgrading when it's *really* not necessary (who needs anything since Office 2000?), general computing is going the way of the dodo in favor of Apple-esque walled gardens, every laptop has turned into a glorified VCR with shit-for-keyboards, every awesome technological development is shut down for bullshit legal reasons because paper pushing middleman jackass wouldn't get his cut for doing something useless and obviated by technology...

    Remember when tech companies used to do things because they were genuinely useful?

    Fuck this whole damn planet, we can't get to Mars soon enough and establish a technocracy ruled by logic, science and reason.

    Yeah, OK, that rant was a little off topic, so I'll balance it out by signing off with, fuck you Microsoft with your bullshit greed-based business models.

    I agree with (most of?) your point(s), but that technocracy? Most humans wouldn't be eligible (yeah, I know, that's the point), and the rest would eventually disqualify themselves too, I'm afraid to say.

    It'd end up a fairly barren location once everyone was exiled for failing to maintain logic, science, and reason.

    *sigh*, this thought about utopia has been brought to you by "human frailty".

  50. New incompatable file format every 90 days!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woot! New incompatable file format every 90 days!!! Thanks Microshaft! Fuck me up the ass more often!

  51. Even more crap by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Twenty years ago MS had a good wordprocessor.

    I had much less hassle back in the floppy disk era; WordStar and WordPerfect, even Word v5. Took me 10 minutes to format a book. Now I have to spend hours stripping crap out of the files to get clean logically organised text before I can do anything with it.

    Since then they've added gigabytes of features, and made it harder and harder to use correctly.

    I deal with documents made by a lot of people, smart people, professors, managers, engineers. Not one has ever had a fucking clue how to use any feature beyond directly selecting text and formatting it. No one knows how to use styles, because MS made that once vital feature so user-friendly that it will fuck up your entire document by trying to anticipate what you want and hiding the options to control them.

    I've just spent half a day cleaning up a book document. The writer had lots of block text quotes. She made them by tabbing in each line individually and putting a hard line break at the end of each line. I spent an hour converting those to actual Block Text styles. Then all the italics were for some idiotic reason (not her fault) styled as "Times Roman Italic" font, not "Times Roman" with italic style, which is what they should have been . That took another hour to fix. All headings were directly formatted, so they had to be made into heading styles. And so on.

    All because MS concentrates on flashy crap like "Ribbons" and embedded video and moves all the important structural stuff out of sight in case it scares the users. It would be great if it actually worked and produced better documents more easily at the end of the day, but it demonstrably doesn't. People spend much more time and make much uglier documents now than they did at any time since wordprocessing was invented.

    So now, a new version of Word every 90 days. Oh joy.

    Maybe I should just tell authors to print their documents out and pay someone to retype it.

    1. Re:Even more crap by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Have you considering something more production ready like PageMaker?

      I hate word formatting, though Word 2010 is vastly improved with fixing bugs in tables and indentations and the like.

    2. Re:Even more crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twenty years ago MS had a good wordprocessor.

      ...

      I've just spent half a day cleaning up a book document. The writer had lots of block text quotes. She made them by tabbing in each line individually and putting a hard line break at the end of each line. I spent an hour converting those to actual Block Text styles. Then all the italics were for some idiotic reason (not her fault) styled as "Times Roman Italic" font, not "Times Roman" with italic style, which is what they should have been . That took another hour to fix. All headings were directly formatted, so they had to be made into heading styles. And so on.

      That's a funny way to spell "Adobe" and "FrameMaker." If Frame had beaten Word back in the day, the desktop publishing and word processings worlds would have been a much better place.

    3. Re:Even more crap by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I don't do the DTP in Word. That would be a horror for real DTP production. I've used Pagemaker, but currently I use Ventura.

      But before I import the text into the DTP process, I have to make it rational. Styling, page and line breaks, and formatting in general. If I just dump it as-is I have to spend even more time cleaning it up in DTP.

      If it's just paragraphs of text, like most novels, I can strip most of the extraneous Word crap out easily enough. But when it's more structured, I have to convert all the ad hoc formatting to something that makes sense so the DTP styles are appropriate and consistent. I've got a bunch of macros to fix common things, but users, and Microsoft, keep coming up with new ass-backwards ways of doing things. Mostly, by the time I get involved, the book is already written, so there is no point in my trying to educate the users.

      For tables, I've found that pasting them into Excel and exporting from there gives cleaner results than directly from Word. Indents are less of a problem, Generally I just delete all of them and reapply logically later, since the authors are basically clueless about that there is no need to preserve the tabs, spaces, whatever they did. Except for poetry, but that's far more bespoke layout.

  52. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old people are going to be migrating out of the business world though. People are used to there phones updating there software every week. I'm sorry, but the "oldsters" are not going to be in business forever, and the ones that do probably can afford a younger one do the work for them. That and "oldsters" at my work slow work down.

  53. Getting Greedy by nateman1352 · · Score: 1

    MSFT's net income for 2012 is 26.6% lower than it was in 2011. Subscription Office is about 1 thing, bringing the income numbers back up.

    Office 2010's home and student edition was $140, which licensed 3 PCs, and gave you the latest version for about 3 years. That works out to $46/year assuming you upgrade (which you don't have to do). Now they want $100/year with forced upgrades. This is for software that does the same thing it did 3 years ago.

  54. Ok, i cannot resist a minor rant by elgol · · Score: 1

    I am a technical contributor for a large corporation. I don't program, unless you count MATLAB/Octave/Scilab as programming. Over the years, I have come to avoid spreadsheets and word processors in favor of simple Latex editors and Octave. It's not because I like them, or I like the command line, or that I like the control they give me. I find that they are a pain really. So why do I do it? Why?

    Word still stinks, and Excel is no good beyond making a 2-d graph of one variable versus another. Sure, they can do more. The problem is, I don't sit at my desk all day. I go to the lab and try things out. Sometimes, I don't revisit an analysis for 6 months, or even 5 years. After a year or so, a complex spreadsheet is no good, if you can't remember the details. Octave code is much easier to go back and figure out what I did, and MUCH easier to comment.

    Don't get me started on Word. It still cannot handle figures, graphics, and equations in a simple, consistent and bug-free manner. I don't feel a thrill using latex, and it has enough of its own problems. The thing is, once I solve a problem in Latex, it stays solved. Not so with Word. Enough said.

    Here is the issue. Document generation has largely been solved, and really all that is needed are bug fixes and refinements. This is not profitable enough. This is not my problem, but it is a problem for Microsoft. They don't care about me, they care about their profit.

  55. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "cloud" is not here. plugs ears. La La La.

  56. And security updates every 20 minutes by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    hope you don't mind the reboots...

  57. Skype all over again... by mutherhacker · · Score: 1

    Great...now I have to teach my mom their latest UI abomination 4 times a year!! It's Skype all over again :(

  58. MS sure has a problem here by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    They have a problem that most companies would wish to have: Their product is done. It's done. It has every key feature that is even halfway needed by the user, it can do pretty much aside of making a decent cuppa java. Changes are no longer something the user is looking forward to, rather, it seems that they're dreaded and outright feared because they'd have to relearn something without actually getting anything out of it because, as said before, what they WANT to do CAN already be done with the product they have.

    This is, of course, a problem for MS. No need to upgrade means no need to buy something, which means no money for them. I can well see why they want me to switch to an abo model. I just have no idea why the heck I should.

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  59. is the wordbar really innovation by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    not bloody likely. word 2003 is all right, but frankly, since word 5.1 added hyperlink support, i haven't needed an updated version except when required to get it to work on a new OS.

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  60. Ok. So that covers the security updates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the features ? ;)

  61. Just a Question by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    And about how long will take them, between Office file format changes that render them incompatible with previous versions? That's the most exciting feature of Office updates, and all customers look forward to these special moments. That's the thing that should happen every quarter to keep people involved in Office and shouting: For Innovation!

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  62. This does not mean 'Agile' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because MS is putting out updates DOES NOT imply, nor should you infer that MS has moved to agile development methods. This is a lame leap by /. crappers again.

  63. Look at it from the bright side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will keep secretaries busy having to constantly update all files from previous versions to maintain compatibility.

    It will increase the job market for trainers who have to train the personnel - after all, they will be going back to school every 90 days to learn the latest new "modern" UI...

    It will keep doctors busy diagnosing the RSI of the employees...

    It will keep physical therapists busy servicing the employees...

    It will keep archives busy doing expansion to preserve the multiple files of the "improved" format...

    It will create more jobs for programmers having to update all the layered applications for the business..

    It will keep ISPs happy selling more network bandwidth...

    It will keep MS profitable...

    With all of these "improvements" it doesn't matter if the customer goes out of business trying to PAY for all this... or because MS "forgets" to update a certificate... or if the ISP fails due to network load...

  64. frequent updates by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    Thing is, a quarter might just not be enough to discover all flaws and holes in the current release, before the next one comes along, fixing some and introducing new ones, which we again won't have time to fix. And the problem is, malware authors are faster than any release or fix you can come up with, so while a frequent release cycle might decrease official 0day vulnerability lists, which might be a good PR-point, I'm not sure it will help anyone in the long run. Also, if we have a short release cycle, who thinks MS will spend any time and recources on fixing a release being 4-5-6 cycles old? It's not that I don't trust MS releasing non-flawed sw, but I don't, and I don't know anyone who does, righfully so.

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  65. Bullshit WAS Re:Planned obsolescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it isn't planned obsolescence. Microsoft needs to start moving changes through their ecosystem much faster.

    You are right.

    Microsoft wants to force incompatibilty so that businesses who want to 'play well' with others will keep buying MS Office. So its worse than planned obsolscence.

  66. Holds back innovation? by devent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are you expect of "innovation" in a word processor?
    Word processors were pretty much feature complete 20 years ego.
    Just look at Latex, the basic functions were finalized in 1978.

    The only "innovation" is new and unnecessary changes in the user interface and new document formats.
    With Odf we should have now an international format for documents and Pdf for exchange of finished documents.

    Except the new document formats like Odf and OOXML, why should anyone buy in a 90 days release cycle of a Word Processor?

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  67. For a "new" version every 90 days: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Total Commits 1:
    -String version = "16.3.4"
    +String version = "17.0.0"

    Message to users:
    "Microsoft is pleased to announce a new version of Office (available at no charge), with many new features"

  68. holds back innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't "holds back innovation" the whole idea of freezing on an old version? Voting against UI changes like the new ribbon, and the one-copy-per-computer just announced. The less of this innovation the better.

  69. Will they only spell check part of the alphabet? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Every 90's you get a new letter I guess. Otherwise I can't see the need to add 'features' to a spreadsheet every 90 days, particularly if you're in a corporate setting where not everyone will upgrade at the same time.

  70. It's called technical debt by Riskable · · Score: 1

    When the world marches ahead while you stay behind you build technical debt. The further you fall behind the more effort it will take to catch up.

    To put it another way, businesses (and individuals!) that can't stay current will become history. It's just a matter of time.

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    "Those who choose proprietary software will pay for their decision!"
    1. Re:It's called technical debt by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I think that's a good comparission. There are times when you have to make debts, and there is a time where you should be paying it back if you don't want to get crushed by it.

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  71. Agile sucks by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    The problem with agile is that it leads to locally optimal solutions and punishes large change and significant systems infrastructure investments.
    It is a suboptimal methodology if you care about the opportunity cost to global complexity and progress.

    I think MS is wasting everyones time to be constantly reinventing the wheel with essentially the same or worse outcomes as before in some categories it would actually be refreshing for once if they just sat down and made the existing shit they have work better rather than constantly rewriting the wheel.

    As for IT upgrades XP and Office 2003 are good enough for tons of users even if they upgraded and loved the new versions what difference in productivity/bottom line does a new version of word or windows really make? All of the important problems in the space have already been addressed. Thinking you can strongarm people into constantly re-buying or renting all of their software is a battle you will loose.

    You either incrementally improve your systems or work on huge disruptive change with huge payouts. You don't ever introduce disruptive change with only incremental or arguably negative improvements if you expect to continue to stay relevant.

  72. Re:Apples main strengths by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I'd call it "enhancement *then* marketing".

    I'm no Apple fanboy, and for desktop I'm still on Win XP. But for a phone, my last comparison was an HTC Win Mobile 6 slide phone, which I hated because ... it didn't work like desktop windows. But I couldn't get it to do anything truly useful either.

    What Apple did was put rubber bumpers on the smartphone, chop off a lot of the power-user type finesses I for one am used to on the desktop, (and even I'm only "medium"), and then *polish* the blue blazes out of what was left. That lack of polish was the fatal weak spot in existing mobile. So I decided to take a long look back at the smartphone landscape and try to continue my style of "pick once and pick well". It did mean I had to sit out the first couple of years when the hype was in swing. Then I settled on the 3GS with the 32Gig storage model and I have been "satisfied" ever since. I still only do about 20 little things on it, and I have serious doubts about the quality of iPhone apps as an ecosystem, but what it did, it did well.

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  73. Agile development by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

    So the warez developers will have to embrace agile too?

  74. Losing Touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like they are losing touch with their core customers: The enterprise. ( or they want to, after looking at the billions Apple makes from 'general consumers'. ) The enterprise wants stability, not a moving target. This is why there is still a large XP user-base out there. it works, they have the infrastructure setup to support it. Change is *expensive*.

    The general consumer wants shiny objects coming all the time so they don't get bored.. So i wonder where Microsoft is really headed now. And who will fill the vacuum created if they do leave the enterprise market.

  75. Amazing, the hypocrisy... by PantherKGT2013 · · Score: 1

    All of the comments here decrying the "Oh noes, MS upgrade BAD!" are the same fanbois and mouthbreathers I see lauding "agile development" and "streamlining the enterprise" for pro-Linux/pro-short-cycle development and deployment approaches. For the Fortune 500, software deployment is slow, painful, and takes MONTHS of regression testing and upgrade/interoperability testing. That's why stuff takes SO LONG to move off of in the real word. I personally love being on the bleeding edge of most things, but many departments due to Oracle integrations, custom VBAs, API hooks, reporting exports/imports, massive Excel spreadsheets, SQL reporting, etc., etc. are the reason we can't go to the latest and greatest. Forcing frequent and potentially damaging upgrades is not in Microsoft's best interest. If you read the RTFA (I know, this is Slashdot), you'll see they're talking basically automatic point releases - NOT major revision drops. I'm OK with that - if something is broken/incomplete/incompatible, streaming the update after being vetted isn't *ALL* bad. What I do fear is the inability to opt-out of forced upgrades. Some of my environments are "point-in-time" locations that cannot be changed without MAJOR planning and testing. If I can put my developers and IT staff on new versions, the pilot group, non-integrated staff, and the early-adopters group on this, and then do some testing for the static groups ... it's not a bad thing.

  76. IT drones are the real idiots... by Zenin · · Score: 1

    When I hear these arguments they always seem to be coming from the point of view of IT, and IT's point of view hasn't changed in 20 years.

    It is not however, aligned with the business's point of view. What. So. Ever.

    The business world has been changing, faster and faster, and constantly is looking for an edge over its competitors. Increasingly business is viewing this "Cant' Do!" attitude from their IT departments as liabilities rather then engines. It's why IT is considered overhead, not investment.

    Until recently we had folks still on IE6 at our company, because of this Can't Do attitude from our IT drones. When I meet with a VP and have to tell them they could have feature X in two weeks if we weren't still stuck with IE6, but since we are it either can't be done or will take 3 months (long after feature X has lost its time-sensitive relevance). They aren't blaming me...rather they're looking for blood from the inept IT department. From the VP's point of view he knows he can just click the Update button and boom, done. So what the hell is he paying the IT department so much for if it's taking them literally YEARS to perform the same 2 SECOND task?!

    Yes, yes, I know. There's a world of difference between updating 1 computer and updating 1,000. You know what? Bullshit. There is only a difference because you suck balls at your job. Seriously, go learn PowerShell, go learn something. Because frankly any "Senior IT Professional" that has a harder time updating 1,000 machines then a non-technical user has updating their own machine, simply isn't an Senior IT Professional. Hell, I expect higher proficiency from unpaid IT interns.

    Get off your fat IT asses and learn to empower your company's business visions, or become irrelevant and replaced. Decide quickly, because no one is going to wait around for you.

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  77. Re:Horse Shit is fertializer by Skiron · · Score: 1

    "What if the Office Suite is so near perfect that is impossible to innovate?"

    To be honest, for the average home/small company user there is to much crap going on. Why not just produce a bog standard word processor and spreadsheet application without all the 1000's of bells and whistles? I doubt 99.9999999% of people use 99.99% of the crap included in some of the stuff.

    Back port to a simple, fast thing that just gets the job done in a few seconds.

  78. My 2 bitcents. by Rainwulf · · Score: 1

    Wait, can anyone tell me WHY anyone would want to get new features and upgrade word processing software?
    What possible new features could there be to make it worth paying for software on a monthly basis, unless its in its current form broken or unusuable?
    If its broken and unusable, it should be fixed for free, since you have already paid for it once. I cant think for the life of me what i would need a new version of office for.
    Hell I was still using office 2003 until 3 years ago.
    The only reason to upgrade would be due to planned obsolescence..
    oh MICROSOFT.

    Sorry. Dunno what i was thinking.
    This is a company that replaces a start menu with something that's not a start menu because.. well i dunno honestly.
    Did ANYONE say "I wish the start menu was the size of my entire screen, and as a bonus, open all of my apps in huge fonts and large formats for a touch screen and thus not actually be a start menu at all."

    I have been using windows since 3.11.

    I remember in the days when you could change your background colour in an explorer window. Try doing that now.
    It seems microsoft has been innovating by making the software harder to customize to your needs, harder to use, and thus..
    oh of course.

    MICROSOFT

    I keep getting away from myself here.
    Microsoft needs to listen to its customers for once. I own a small business, and to me, customers are PURE GOLD.

  79. No thanks in my company by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    It'll cost more in software over time, it'll cost more in lost productivity due to compatibility issues, it'll cost more in IT salaries for having to hire people just to constantly deal with ever changing versions of Office and trying to keep all the various offices at the same version. Sounds almost completely impossible to me. Would never work here.

  80. So They Do Not Fix Software Without Sub? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So MS puts out software with a slew of vulnerabilities and to get the fixes I need a subscription? Imagine teaching someone to use software that updates UI every 90 days!

    It is a good thing there are alternatives out there.