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  1. toot toot toot!!! on Now Advertisers Are Watching Your Emojis On Twitter (thenextweb.com) · · Score: -1

    Hey hey hey everybodye! Hey hey he everybodddy!!!! Huffua hudda bonk boingty poop galoot?! TYhe invisible hadn is the best! Everything is funky and you will buy it! Hahahahaha BLOOD! BLOOD! hahahah ha children ;et's buy things!!! Ploinky ploing toad bolololololololuiga SLASHDORT!

    SLASHDORT

  2. Dictatorship of the bourgeoisie SUCKS! on FBI Says Utility Pole Surveillance Cam Locations Must Be Kept Secret (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    The workers must rule!

  3. toot! on Instagram Ads Now Include Mobile Banners (adweek.com) · · Score: -1

    Buy this! It is the thing! You must have it! Toot toot toot! Please onley pay me in tortillas.

  4. We need COMMUNISM NOW! on Uber Banned in Germany and France, and Faces Lawsuits in Multiple States (nbcnews.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The hell with capitalism it only brings greater and greater misery to the people! The hell with the bosses and their governments and their wars! Long live Lenin and Trotsky!

  5. What we really need is bigger butts on Playing Politics With Agile Projects (cio.com) · · Score: -1, Funny

    That will cushion us as we sit longer in chairs working longer hours for the greater goal of CAPITALIST EXPLOITATION!

  6. The fizquat emlt the snake on Google Permits India To Download YouTube Content Overnight (thestack.com) · · Score: -1

    Of which the fun of it is a plauy on tires? Son't brake the fuols of poseuirjka in the glasse.

  7. pristifurtuologopongoftyapp your evil odor by forces loyal to Saddam Hussein in K-Mart!!!!!!!

  8. Yam, yam, yam yam yam on Uber Rolling Out Scheduled Rides In Seattle (geekwire.com) · · Score: -1

    Wakka wakka yam yam wiggi wiggi Jam bam! Hoo-boy!

  9. My poop was happy it waved at you and said togologobogoogogogogooyoyoyoyofan!

  10. Awsorme! on Python/Unix Hybrid Demoed at PyCon (xon.sh) · · Score: -1

    This is so uber chido!

  11. Poop in Ayn Rand's Cranium! on WordPress Sites Under Attack From New Zero-Day In WP Mobile Detector Plugin (softpedia.com) · · Score: -1

    That stuff is so retordid!

  12. Attention Slashdort! on Scientists Announce Plans For Synthetic Human Genomes (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: -1, Informative

    Thde time has come for me to reveal the earth shattering news that yo uahve all been waiting for!

    Karl Marx was right and so was Lenin and Leon Trotsky! Capitalism is poop and anyone who believes in capitalsit ideology has poop where they would otherwise have a brain! Open your scull, scoop out the poop, and let your braine grow back by reading KARL MARX and participating in the revolutionary worker movement for communist future, idiots!

  13. Attention SLASHDORT! on Samsung Unveils Gear Fit 2 Activity Tracker and IconX Wireless Earbuds (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    As previously stated, I will make an EARTH SHATTERING announcement on this page very soon, STAY TUNED and meanwhile, LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!

  14. Major Announcement!!!!!! on Report: Average American Will Use 22GB of Mobile Data Per Month In 2021 (mashable.com) · · Score: -1

    Yes Watch This Space for a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT about the most importnatnt things in the WORLD EVER! But right now I need to look at a blinking light. I WILL BE BACK LATER with a SUPER ANNOUNCEMENT that everyone MUST read IMMEDIATELY or else you wuill be SORRY!

  15. Hello from Italy! on ARM's New CPU and GPU Will Power Mobile VR In 2017 (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    Italy is a great country and it will be greater when we vanquish the discusting Italian chauvinist nationalists, let the refugees in and give them full citizenship rights for all immigrants! Down with teh Vatican! For communism of Lenin and Trotsky!!!!!!!

  16. They are spyoing on us!!! on Doubts Raised About Cellphone Cancer Study (vox.com) · · Score: -1

    We will onlye tal kjwith seltzer water from now on.

  17. Poop in your ear on Feinstein-Burr Encryption Legislation Is Dead In The Water (slashdot.org) · · Score: -1

    This is not tnoraml.

  18. SHURT UIEOW!!!J!!HJ!OIJ on Microsoft May Ban Your Favorite Password (securityweek.com) · · Score: -1

    SHUTJ KNkjup and hep me gt rid oratik nthe mse shuiquijeeelkr form nny ears~!!!!! OH NO hte SQUIRRELS ARE FARTING NOW STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is theui jworslkjt day ever.

  19. Microsfot is the best on Microsoft May Ban Your Favorite Password (securityweek.com) · · Score: -1, Funny

    Microsfot is the lkeadre im informatospan technorolg security on the clooiujnsd. Slashdort must knpwql that mhy ears are fu;l of angry squirrrels!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!! STOP BITING ME!!!

  20. Just stop eating so much and pooping so much, fat American pigs!

  21. My home is a GENIUS on Ask Slashdot: Can You Have A Smart Home That's Not 'In The Cloud'? · · Score: -1

    It knows all. It sees all. It knows who farted.

  22. I built a house out of gomertags on One Million Dormant Xbox Live Gamertags Can Be Yours Starting Wednesday (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Gomertags make a structural paste that can be mixed with masonry and hammered into a wood or steel frame and Microsoft is the BEST and it is my freind! :)

  23. Warning! on Ask Slashdot: What Was The Greatest Era Of Innovation? (nytimes.com) · · Score: -1

    You have a fleck of turd on your upper lip and bits of poopy drying in your beard. It is attracting flies.

  24. Your face is a poop! on Elon Musk: 'We Need a Revolt Against the Fossil Fuel Industry' (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    Poop poop poop poop in your mouth, it slips out when you talk, all anyone hears is the soft plop of a turd falling to the ground.

  25. How about you try thinking instead of just arranging sounds that you heard somewhere, moron?