1. There is a bully that will pick on you through all of 9th grade. Don't worry about it, I just passed his 1988 sub-compact in my $45,000 sports car.
2. When your 17 you'll meet a girl named Sarah... don't get to know her better.
3. Don't listen to Mom, listen to Dad.
4. Next weeks lottery numbers are...
I'd probably skip number 4... I don't want to change too much. Maybe I'd send the lottery numbers for last week, but the bastard would probably lose them.
--The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Your Welcome. Now I'll make fun of you a little more. 99% percent of humans are absolute morons. Just look at union workers if you don't believe me. (Especially Auto and Teachers Unions). Now look at how many people voted at the last presidential election... not good numbers. My point is, I may be a stitch in the social fabric, and it's hard to notice how much I made the cloth move because it's swinging all over the freaking place.
Throughout my relatively short time on this planet, humanity has convinced me that there are VERY few people who actually care about anything outside of the bubble they live in. For these people I would make any reasonable sacrifice to help them. For the guy in the SUV that cut me off this morning on the way to work, I wouldn't piss on him if he was dying of thirst.
As for all these laws and control measures the gov't is pushing, it's all crap, technology is on 'our' side, not theirs. Every single person in this country is a criminal, the gov't has made sure of that with thousands of ridicules laws. Just don't get caught, or become a target of the gov't.
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Who are you trying to fool?
Those tricks are not taxable income, therefore they are eligible for welfare. Why not have both!
That was the funniest thing I have EVER read on slashdot... Thank you very much.
I may be blissfully unaware, but your a whining little bitch.
600 children die of starvation every day in Ethiopia...
Suck it up Napolean.
Your analogies are as bad as a chicken that walks funny.
Dear me:
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1. There is a bully that will pick on you through all of 9th grade. Don't worry about it, I just passed his 1988 sub-compact in my $45,000 sports car.
2. When your 17 you'll meet a girl named Sarah... don't get to know her better.
3. Don't listen to Mom, listen to Dad.
4. Next weeks lottery numbers are
I'd probably skip number 4... I don't want to change too much. Maybe I'd send the lottery numbers for last week, but the bastard would probably lose them.
--The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Belleville can't be that bad... you have a race track 'next door'.
I go to Shannonville to watch the motorcycle races.
Dave says "We're not anti-Microsoft."
That ruined the entire article, how did this get posted?
I've got to stop reading the articles before I post.
Not all geeks are actually _demented_ you know.
Yes they are! Your in denial.
He doesn't have to worry, Deadly.org is slashdoted now, so no one can get the link.
Your Welcome. Now I'll make fun of you a little more. 99% percent of humans are absolute morons. Just look at union workers if you don't believe me. (Especially Auto and Teachers Unions). Now look at how many people voted at the last presidential election... not good numbers. My point is, I may be a stitch in the social fabric, and it's hard to notice how much I made the cloth move because it's swinging all over the freaking place.
Throughout my relatively short time on this planet, humanity has convinced me that there are VERY few people who actually care about anything outside of the bubble they live in. For these people I would make any reasonable sacrifice to help them. For the guy in the SUV that cut me off this morning on the way to work, I wouldn't piss on him if he was dying of thirst.
As for all these laws and control measures the gov't is pushing, it's all crap, technology is on 'our' side, not theirs. Every single person in this country is a criminal, the gov't has made sure of that with thousands of ridicules laws. Just don't get caught, or become a target of the gov't.
CM
Can someone moderate the above post as Funny?
Oh wait... he was serious??
Weird... I've never seen anyone rant like that on slashdot.
CM
Next they're going to try to tell me OS/2 is dead.
.... what? It really is dead??? crap.
CM
There are also UFO sightings and unconfirmed Big Foot sightings.
Nevermind all the Elvis sightings?!?!
Hell, I saw Elivs and Big Foot the last time I was abducted by a UFO.
I am an OpenSRS reseller, there has been quite a discussion on the mailing list on what to do with their "renewal" notices.
Apparently the US Post Office won't let you tape the envelope to a brick anymore!
Verisign is not the only company doing this, The Domain Registry of America, and Domain Registry of Canada are sending these things out too.
Luckily we haven't had any problems, but we've had to explain these notices to quite a few of our customers.
http://www.opennic.unrated.net
I have a feeling this is going to get really big.
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The OpenNIC is a user owned and controlled Network Information Center offering a democratic, non-national, alternative to the traditional Top-Level Domain registries. In case you were looking for them, the traditonal TLDs are currently served by Network Solutions with policies set by ICANN
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All you do is change the root.cache file and your done! TLD's that people can actually vote on.