Ummmm, sorry d00d. You missed the first post. Better luck next time. I have received so many first posts in my tenure at slashdot that I figured that my pal and yours, Ralph Malph Alpha deserved it this time.
I hope your post gets modded down for the offtopic flamebait that it is. Thank you for your time in reading this fine comment. Loser.
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I am the best! Forevermore! First post of goodness .
When you're as good as me, it starts to get boring!
I got the motherfucken first post of goodness!
Everyone knows anon.faggots cannot claim the first post.
Has slashdot sold out to Apple? Voice all your spceulation below this most glorious post!
Did I really ge the first post? I rock!
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The goat is back!
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I am the best! Get it in ya!
Keeping it real on slashdot for three years! This one goes out to all my biznizitches!
Keeping it real for three years on slashdot. Get it in ya!
w00t!
In the name of all my logged in Biznizitches!
I got the first post!
This one is dedicated to all my biznizitches.
Get it in ya!
I got the motherfucking first post of goodness, baybee!
Ummmm, sorry d00d. You missed the first post. Better luck next time. I have received so many first posts in my tenure at slashdot that I figured that my pal and yours, Ralph Malph Alpha deserved it this time.
I hope your post gets modded down for the offtopic flamebait that it is. Thank you for your time in reading this fine comment. Loser.
That's it. From this point on, your life will be filled with happiness, and all the goats that your heart desires.
Get it in ya!
Get it in ya!
Congrats on that fine fp!
I know! And it was so fucking close, too! He beat me by literally seconds. Seconds, god damn it!
A man can never have enough!
First post!