Okay, so now I'm kind of curious. I just checked my comments page, and there are 6 First Posts in the 24 comments listed. Now, I have posted roughly 210 comments with this nick. So for shits and giggles, I am going to multiply 6*8 and come up with 48 first posts. That could be closer to being right.
Has anyone ever told you what a fucking prick you are? People submit these stories because they think others may be interested in them. They don't submit them so that you can make wisecracks about what others find to be of interest.
Without whoever submitted those stories, you wouldn't have a job. Well, that hardly matters, VA Software is about to go bankrupt, so it won't matter anyway. You think you'll be able to find another net.journalism job? Think again, you're the fucking laughing stock of every respectable net.news site out there!
There was a typo in your above submission to slashdot:
"It's a novel approach to help get the management work with, and for, the software engineers."
It should have read as follows:
"It's a novel approach to help get management to work with, and for, the software engineers."
Now, that is but one flaw in your submission. You also seem to imply that management needs to work with the software engineers. However, this is not the case, for software engineers are nought but a group of unclean, disheveled, foul smelling neanderthals.
Please, next time, before boring us with your "opinions," think them through, and come to the proper conclusions on your own. I do not want to have to be the one pointing out your faults to you all the time. Hopefully in time, you will be able to write without typos, and form correct opinions on your own.
It is very informative!
First Post! FP baybee!
I congratulate you!
But this looks like another first post to me!
Get it in ya!
Get it in ya!
Okay, so now I'm kind of curious. I just checked my comments page, and there are 6 First Posts in the 24 comments listed. Now, I have posted roughly 210 comments with this nick. So for shits and giggles, I am going to multiply 6*8 and come up with 48 first posts. That could be closer to being right.
I haven't ever kept count. It's probably over 100 by now. Or I could just be pulling #'s out of my ass.
That good stuff, d00d. Keep up the good work.
No!
I may as well take second post. Why the fuck not, heh.
Yeah, baby. I got the mother fucking first post of goodness!
Hahahahahahahah! Fucker! Referral link in an Amazon link posted on Slashdot? I've never seen that before. You stupid sack of shit.
Screw all the AC's!
I got the mother fucken first post of goodness.
My god, you're truly a dork.
You are a fucking loser.
With your time?
Imagine the possiblities of hooking your mindstorms up to the internet...
The only good possibility would be attaching a monitor to it so you could take your pr0n with you.
Fucking losers.
Why don't you shut the fuck up, propstoalldeadhomiez? God you're a moron.
How's the new trolltalk working out for you?
Has anyone ever told you what a fucking prick you are? People submit these stories because they think others may be interested in them. They don't submit them so that you can make wisecracks about what others find to be of interest.
Without whoever submitted those stories, you wouldn't have a job. Well, that hardly matters, VA Software is about to go bankrupt, so it won't matter anyway. You think you'll be able to find another net.journalism job? Think again, you're the fucking laughing stock of every respectable net.news site out there!
How do you make money at your first posts? I have long wondered if it would be possible to make a living at something that I naturally do so well.
Just think of it! Pr0n everywhere! Rock on, brutha!
Preach on, brutha! The truth must be told!
And speaking of truth, while your post was a valiant effort, it was not if fact the First Post. That honour has gone to me, the one true first poster.
I got the first post! Screw all you hippies out there! I am the best, forevermore.
I got the first post! Take that, spork_testicle!
There was a typo in your above submission to slashdot:
"It's a novel approach to help get the management work with, and for, the software engineers."
It should have read as follows:
"It's a novel approach to help get management to work with, and for, the software engineers."
Now, that is but one flaw in your submission. You also seem to imply that management needs to work with the software engineers. However, this is not the case, for software engineers are nought but a group of unclean, disheveled, foul smelling neanderthals.
Please, next time, before boring us with your "opinions," think them through, and come to the proper conclusions on your own. I do not want to have to be the one pointing out your faults to you all the time. Hopefully in time, you will be able to write without typos, and form correct opinions on your own.
Thank you for your time.