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  1. Re:Email all day on When Can I Expect an Email Response? · · Score: 1

    You're just down the hall from me, right? Let's setup meeting sometime.

  2. Obligatory on Penny-Arcade Videogame Announced · · Score: 0

    I'll bite.

    But will it run on Linux?

  3. Re:Small Scale on Stephen Hawking Asks The Internet a Question · · Score: 1

    Nukes are a small-scale problem when compared with deforestation, desertification, and climate change.

    We've also never had a theocracy with as much power as the good ol' U.S. of A. has now.

    The cold war was nothing compared to the jihad that Georgie boy has started.

  4. Re:entitlement? on Is Obtaining a Windows Refund Still Difficult? · · Score: 1
    To use the (slightly flawed) car analogy, can I return the spare tire because I don't feel I need it and ask for $50 back? The car works just fine without it, just like a PC works just fine without windows. To use a hardware/software analogy, can I buy a Cisco product that uses some IOS features I don't need, then tell Cisco I will simply remove the features and expect them to write me a check for "returning" them?


    How about this then. I buy a car, I decide that I want to put a different stereo in it. I wouldn't presume to return it to the dealer after purchasing the car and ask for a refund. I am, however, within my rights to sell the factory installed stereo on eBay. Why can't I do the same with the copy of Windows that came with my laptop?
  5. Call Hustler on Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin · · Score: 1

    This is going to change the porn magazine business forever...

  6. Consistent on 30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of D&D · · Score: 1

    Should this really come as a suprise? Outside of the core books (and even they could stand a few hours of field-testing before the 3.6 release) the quality of work from Wizards is always sub-par from when examined from a design standpoint.

  7. Chapter 1337 on Knoppix Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    And of course, chapter 1337 covers downloading a pdf copy of this book using purely open-source solutions.

  8. 2001 on Cassini Shatters Titan Theories · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone else find it interesting that in the original draft of 2001: A Space Odyssey, the craft is bound for one of the moons of Saturn as opposed to Europa as was portrayed in the movie. Now after some preliminary exploring Europa we find that Europa's a dud and the easy-bake life mix is in fact on Titan.

  9. "feature" on What A Portable Media Center Might Look Like · · Score: 4, Funny

    The reason for the largish size:

    When the weight of the stack of EULAs equals that of the product, Microsoft releases.

  10. Re:things like this... on Linksys WiFi Gateway Remote Attack Risk Discovered · · Score: 1

    Worst case senarios:

    Hole in stomach: death
    Hole in wireless security: identity theft, fraud, data theft.

    Don't be such a drama queen.

  11. Re:Good luck on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 1

    Are you hiring?

  12. A proposal on Postal 2 - Share the Pain Demo for GNU/Linux · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I definitely think Inculus is going for the "lowest common denominator" audience with this one:



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    Which could explain the article being Slash-worthy.
  13. Re:Mind over matter on Praying Doesn't Help · · Score: 1
    I probably could have gotten my point across in fewer and better words, but I'm too lazy now.

    How's about this: Thou art God.
  14. Not copyable? on Record Label Adds PS2 Game To Album · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a bet to me.

  15. Also known as on Site Remembers Forgotten Games For You, Wholesale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google

  16. To stem the flow... on Using Vibrations as a Power Source · · Score: 1, Funny

    Insert obligatory juvenile sexual reference here.

    Now that its out of the way, lets have what passes for an intellectual discussion on this site.

  17. Bunnymen? on Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo · · Score: 1

    Intel might have a trademark infringement case. They've had bunnymen for years.

  18. 50% is still a failing grade on Microsoft Code at Fault for Half of all Windows Crashes · · Score: 1

    So the other half are still the fault of Windows? That's still a pretty piss poor track record.

  19. For the way technology has improved life press 1 on Insurance Claims to be Tested by Lie Detector · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Thank you for calling HBOS Insurance. Your voice my be monitored to detect tiny fluctuations that may possibly indicate fraudulent statements. This technology is very controversial and invasive, but will allow us to prosecute one additional insurance fraud case each year. Rest assured, the money saved by fraud prevention will not be handed on to you the customer. Please hold for the next available underpaid outsourcer with no job security to copy all of your credit statistics into our closed-source database running the most up-to-date NT service pack from 1999."

  20. Point of order on Techs Discover End Users Aren't So Bright · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Half the users on /. are out of a job.

  21. Re:this is something new? on Politicizing Science · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem lies in the repercussions.

    "marijuana makes you violent" came in the 40's

    worst case scenario: Mass ignorance and some people get thrown in jail.

    Global warming is a myth

    worst case scenario: The planet becomes uninhabitable.

  22. In other news... on Extended Xbox Live Capabilities To Debut · · Score: 1

    The Department of Homeland Security is seeking to license said technology.

  23. More money than sense on Meditation in the Workplace? · · Score: 0
    childish, silly and new-age clap-trap put about my a bunch of charlatans looking to make a quick buck out of the naieve, impressionable and those with more money than sense.


    And it suprises you that Apple is doing this, why?
  24. Oh, the books your kids will write about you... on External Antennas for Tungsten C Handhelds? · · Score: 1, Funny
    I mean, browsing Slashdot and reading email on a T|C from the playground (which is about 1 mile away from my house [with a 15dbi external omni on the roof]), while my kids are having fun falling off the playground equipment, would be awesome.


    I mean, how about you get off your fat american ass and fall off that equipment with your kids. Jesus Christ, if I wasn't getting paid for this rant...
  25. rat race on PCI Express - Coming Soon to a PC Near You · · Score: 1

    The high bandwith demands of today's application are designed to lock us into another upgrade cycle.