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  1. Got my iphone stolen in nyc on Bloomberg: Steve Jobs Behind NYC Crime Wave · · Score: 0

    It was interesting to watch its location go directly to Flushing Queens ( biggest chinatown in the city for those not in the know). Called up the local precinct and they told me I had to file the report in the precinct that it had been stolen in. Then I had to track it down myself and contact the precinct where the phone ended up in.

    Kojack is a fictional character so I said "screw that" and just wiped the thing out. Getting my irish ass karate chopped ( much higher odds on their end ) and my organs sold on the black market in some Flushing back ally were the last way I needed to die over an iPhone. While it would have made a cool premise for a low budget action pict, I can think of more dignified things to die over.

  2. Re:The Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field Killed on Jobs Wanted To Destroy Android · · Score: 1

    He lived just two years short of the median life span for someone that has this kind of tumor in its earliest stages. I am not a doctor but according the wackypedia here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islet_cell_carcinoma the median life span for a patient with localized Islet Cell Carcinoma is 11 years.

    Sure Steve Jobs was an arrogant egomaniac. Sure he delayed some conventional treatment that might have extended his life. But saying "Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field ultimately claimed the life of it's creator." should read "Steve Jobs big ego cost him a couple of extra years of life" which takes the wind out of your douche filled sails.

    Give the guy credit for coping to it in this autobiography and not holding his regrets to his grave.

  3. Sad Chapter on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we please forget this sad chapter in our history? Thousands and thousands have died, trillions spent, and liberties seemingly irrevocably lost.

    I shed a tear and will not celebrate this at all

  4. I can just hear the lawyers now... on French ISP Refuses To Send Out Infringement Notices · · Score: 1

    I can already the hear the American lawyers for the RIAA, in perfect distributed unison, asking their big boobed secretaries for the telephone access code for France.

  5. This will be great for my mutant 20 fingered kids on 3M Says Its Multi-Touch System Means Almost No Lag · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I survive the impending nuclear apocalypse, my 20 fingered mutant zombie offspring will be the ultimate power users. I can't wait!

  6. Re:Steve Jobs wants Control on Why Apple Doesn't Market Squarely To Businesses · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down for minor good point ghetto blasted by ignorance on the quality of Apple code.

    Mod parent down for cliched bullshit mindless turtleneck comment.

    Mod down parent because he is a tight wad who inserted his butt plug without enough lube today.