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  1. Re:Security has no ROI... on UK Companies Facing Cyber Security Staff Shortage (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    You want to know why people don't want to work in cyber security and why you can only get autists with zero interpersonal skills? Because anyone with interpersonal skills wouldn't stomach working in that field for long.

    If you come into a packed cafeteria and on a table there are two people sitting by themselves and they, too, don't even look at each other, you found internal audit and itsec. You're about as well liked as athlete's foot. And if your coworkers could shoot their boss who drives them from crunch to crunch or you, they'd shoot you. Twice. Just to be sure.

    You're the person who comes in when everyone thinks they're done and tells them that they have to redo this, redo that, or rework it altogether. You are the one who makes their milestones fall, you're the one that delays releases, you're the one that keeps them from going to the release party because you're telling them that they have to pull an all nighter to get their shit secured.

    Anyone but people who are absolutely used to being a social outcast won't willingly stay for long.

  2. Re: Brexit on UK Companies Facing Cyber Security Staff Shortage (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    No later than

    Understand they go back to their own country after that job ends.

    you'd get a "LOL, no". From pretty much anyone capable of doing an IT security job.

    Unlike most other jobs, we're talking about something where you have about a tenth of the people capable, willing and able to do the job that would be required. And I mean worldwide.

    In other words: You don't get to set the conditions.

  3. Well, with ads you instantly notice when your blocker is shit. With miners ... not so much.

  4. Re: Article is manipulative on Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? (pbs.org) · · Score: 1

    No, some of us aren't. But we still love you, especially in Spring when you're blooming.

  5. Re: Article is manipulative on Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? (pbs.org) · · Score: 1

    Typical misrepresentation and lies

    She DID have options!

  6. Re:Article is manipulative on Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? (pbs.org) · · Score: 1

    They can opt-out at any time!

  7. Re:Nice hate speech. Homophobic much? on Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? (pbs.org) · · Score: 2

    That's what they said about the nonsmokers...

  8. I prefer ads. Mostly 'cause I got the blocker for them already in place.

  9. Re:Javascript? on Opera 50 Web Browser Will Offer Anti-Bitcoin Cryptocurrency Mining Feature (betanews.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It needn't be practical. It's the spam problem: If the cost is zero, a nonzero profit, no matter how small, is reason enough to do it.

  10. Why would the miner care whether your computer burns 1000x the energy required to mine his coins as long as you pay for the electricity?

  11. Great idea, that should also take care of some of the more obnoxious Javascript atrocities.

  12. By shutting down your account and starting a life.

  13. A bit more sensitivity, the ware is just big boned and it's a glandular problem.

    Or what's the politically correct term for land whale now?

  14. Re:Easter Egg Santa Mode? That's sick. on Tesla's Newest Holiday Update Includes an Easter Egg: 'Santa Mode' (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Hey! Stop pooping the Christmas Bunny, Harvey here is really pissed already!

  15. You think any BLOW YOUR MIND blogger would write about auto wipers and volume controls?

  16. Re:How Political Incorrect !! on Tesla's Newest Holiday Update Includes an Easter Egg: 'Santa Mode' (engadget.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's start worshiping Martha Steward so we'll get seasoning gratings instead.

  17. Re:Not too optimistic on NASA Begins Planning For An Interstellar Mission In 2069 (nypost.com) · · Score: 1

    Quantum computers, just like cold fusion, are a mere 10 years away. And have been for the past 50 years or so.

  18. Re:You know we could just do what China does on Can the FCC's 'Net Neutrality' Decision Be Overturned in Congress? (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    You want to be the party that bans Facebook? We might just see what we didn't see since the civil war: A new party emerging because one was abandoned completely by its voters.

  19. Re:My rich uncle died on The Lower Your Social Class, the 'Wiser' You Are, Suggests New Study (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    And whether it's deserved again depends, at least in my opinion, on how it was gained. By wise decisions and work or by pure luck? You can get rich winning the lottery after all, too. And likewise you might just get lucky with whatever you decided to do. Whether that's "deserved" is debatable.

  20. Re:Fifty Years Ago, America was Fighting in Vietna on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    You know why the US won WW2 and lost Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan? Because WW2 was the last war they fought like they meant it. Drop a metric fucton of bombs on the country 'til it's in rubble. Then rebuild after the assholes have been mopped up. Not before.

    Ever since WW2, politicians took over waging war. Yes, Eisenhower was a politician too. AFTER the war. During the war he was a General. Sadly he forgot that later it seems.

    Politicians lead countries. General lead wars. It gets really messy if they start dabbling in each other's fields. Who wants a country run by a military government? Then why the fuck do you want a war waged by a politician?

  21. Many people who were a few years older don't remember much of that time either, don't worry.

  22. Re:The two things that hurt America most on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Only because I'm jealous of every con man (or woman in this case) 'cause they had an idea to swindle people out of money before me.

  23. Re:How can they compare? on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    That makes you wonder with some of the countries. Argentina was highly unstable in the late 1960s and 1970s with many military dictatorships taking place. Greece has a similar history during that time. Hungary was a communist country.

    It's pretty easy for Vietnam, because any situation is better than being in the middle of a war, but with some other countries, one might want to ask what motivates people to answer the way they do.

  24. Re:Those who were there vs those who were not on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Quite the opposite, he learned the lesson well: Rules mean jack shit if you have money to overcome them.

  25. Re: Those who were there vs those who were not on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    You know a country's economy is fucked when someone's income comes from going to job interviews...