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Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? (pbs.org)

Long-time Slashdot reader tcd004 writes: Is beef still "what's for dinner?" Plant-based meat substitute startups say they could provide enough protein to feed the world using only 2% of the land on Earth, dramatically reducing the resources required to create beef products. And adopting plant-based burgers could help reduce heart disease, protect water resources, and stop deforestation. But Beef producers say no laboratory can beat a steer's ability to turn plant-based nutrition into tasty protein, and animals are the best source for natural fertilizer to grow crops. There's a coming war for your dinner plate. Who will prevail?

669 comments

  1. If it's a good substitute, it should replace beef. by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value.

    I'd pin my hopes on vat-grown beef before a plant-based option.

  2. Re:Yes by sheramil · · Score: 1

    Meat is amensalism, at worst. Cannibalism is murder.

  3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are meat eaters who self identify as vegetarians. It’s our nature.

  4. What's so special about this company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's lots of companies that offer plant-based meat substitutes (just look in your supermarket)..

    If there was demand for this, the market is already there to provide this product.

    It sounds like these people want to use force to stop people eating meat.

    1. Re: What's so special about this company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You eat the plants, more meat for me!

    2. Re:What's so special about this company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The force of advertising? I agree, sales is violent.

    3. Re: What's so special about this company? by glenebob · · Score: 1

      The meat needs to eat those plants :(

  5. Educational thing by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Give children plant-based meat, and they wouldn't like beef meat once they became an adult.

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  6. Plant based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is already refined grass, so it is "plant based"

  7. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans in particular should eat more plant matter and less meat in general, and towards that end plant-based meat substitutes may form an important part of our diet in the next 20 years. But it neither should nor can completely overthrow the beef industry.

    1. Re:No. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      More plant matter -- like sugar. like holly berries. like cactus needles.

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  8. vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Plants are living things too, what makes you think that its ok to eat plants but not animals?

    Some unjustifiable belief that animals are more important than plants?

    I don't have the answer, but this is not it

    1. Re: vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the answer. Go kill yourselves so you wonâ(TM)t be eating anything.

    2. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are hypocrites and fools.

    3. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants don't have central nervous systems. They don't feel fear and pain, as we understand it. They are certainly alive though. However, the choice humans have is between eating things with or without central nervous systems. So choosing the one that causes less fear and pain seems like the right one.

    4. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      Plants are living things too, what makes you think that its ok to eat plants but not animals?

      It is stupid to put forward an argument that you don't even believe yourself.

    5. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, another nonsensical arrogant post from ShanghaiShill.

    6. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      It is stupid to put forward an argument that you don't even believe yourself.

      And yet Hillary Clinton still won the popular vote.

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    7. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Taking an idea to its logical extreme to demonstrate its absurdity is a valid technique.

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    8. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Well, they don't have central nervous systems, but there is some evidence that plants do feel pain.

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    9. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if you're counting the hundreds of districts where she got 109% of the vote.
       
      Sad.

    10. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like all those districts that don't exist.

      Please stop perpetuating that bullshit, Trump was saying it before he thought he would win and now that he won he won't investigate any of the voting issues. Surprise, while the system is indeed rigged, it is rigged by design of the founding fathers still.

    11. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      And you know just how much fear and pain a plant feels just how?

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    12. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Taking an idea to its logical extreme to demonstrate its absurdity is a valid technique.

      Not if one is being a dumbass concern troll. Where's the pain receptors or nervous system on a planet? Which plants are as smart as a two year old human the way pigs are?

    13. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by hawk · · Score: 1

      âoeI am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.â

      â A. Whitney Brown

    14. Re:vegetarianism is species racism by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      now that he won he won't investigate any of the voting issues.

      Other than the commission he immediately formed to do just that, which immediately started gathering data for that purpose. Of course liberal governors of several blue states promptly declined to supply the requested data, for purely partisan reasons. Because they didn't WANT anyone to look into the irregularities in their states that went solidly for Clinton.

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    15. Re: vegetarianism is species racism by nachtelfjeiu · · Score: 1

      This isn't about plant rights. It's about the strain meat puts on the environment. Oh, and on the health care system. That too.

  9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is murder and must be abolished.

    You are made of meat. Please kill yourself to do your part to abolish meat.

  10. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is murder and must be abolished.

    You are not kidding.

    I could murder some fried chicken right about now...

  11. What does it taste like? by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of people eat meat because it tastes good, not because of the protein.

    1. Re:What does it taste like? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

      This is what I was about to say. I don't care if it's real meat, lab-made meat or completely fake plant-meat as long as it tastes and feels like real meat. Though, obviously, if the fake plant-meat cost more than real meat, then I'd still stick with the real stuff.

    2. Re:What does it taste like? by slashdotiscorrupt · · Score: 0

      Okay, and WHY does it taste good to them?
      Why did they evolve for that predisposition in perception?
      Because it IS good for them.

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    3. Re:What does it taste like? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Fallacy.

      Sugar tastes good too... but it is quite far from good for you.

    4. Re:What does it taste like? by Botnet-of-People · · Score: 1

      Lots of people eat meat because it tastes good, not because of the protein.

      I'd say far more people eat meat because of the seasoning. Try eating meat without the salt, onions, ketchup, barbecue sauce, etc. Raw, unadulterated meat appeals only to a very small sub-category of whole food eaters. The problem with veggiemeat isn't the taste, which can be masked by spices both ways (the reason why chicken curry doesn't taste like KFC or beef stew doesn't taste like beef barbecue), but the texture. Unfortunately for vegans, the problem can only be fixed at the cellular or maybe tissue level, not via some fancy food preparation techniques, so lab grown animal tissues is the only solution to the animal "crruelty" problem.

    5. Re:What does it taste like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is very likely due to the logical conclusion that natural selection ensured animals that were attracted to the diet healthy for them survived more than animlas which ate less healthy food thus reinforcing the "taste" for that diet.

  12. "Protein" alone is not a measurement for meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat contains MANY biological substances. Protein is just one thing. Amino acids, vitamins, the things we don't know about, etc. It's a very complicated matter and humans (animals) have evolved to depend on how the current system works and for most humans, as omnivores, that includes meat at some level. It's true that different people may have very different requirements based on their ancestors so it's not a "this is good for everybody" kind of thing. Diet is a complicated subject because so many animals have evolved differently, including humans.

    I mean I can get my days worth of protein from a serving of rice and beans. Does that mean it's everything I require? Not necessarily. Despite all our technology, we still don't fully understand how nutrition works. We're still basically idiots.

    1. Re:"Protein" alone is not a measurement for meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get to point at evolution until you're eating some of every organ, not just muscle.

    2. Re:"Protein" alone is not a measurement for meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's point and laugh at the AC that doesn't know what hot dogs are

    3. Re: "Protein" alone is not a measurement for meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're definitely an idiot.

  13. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Give children plant-based meat, and they wouldn't live lone enough to become an adult.

    Fixed that for you. Humans require meat.

  14. If it is good enough... by LetterRip · · Score: 1, Informative

    Absolutely if it is equal in taste and nutrition.

    Impossible Burger and Beyond Burger are growing rapidly, and might well end up capturing huge amounts of the US beef market.

    https://www.fooddive.com/news/impossible-burger-making-its-way-to-foodservice-venues/507812/

    Eggs will likely be replaced by plant based artificial eggs in most of the food industry.

    http://www.collective-evolution.com/2015/11/06/the-worlds-first-plant-based-egg-is-putting-the-egg-industry-in-a-panic/

    Hopefully most stuff made of meat will be made from plant sources in the near future. The energy savings and positive environmental impact could be extraordinary.

    1. Re:If it is good enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not.

      I’m not eating any fucking plants. I demand real meat.

    2. Re:If it is good enough... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      I get free eggs from the chickens that wander around my yard. If I don't eat them, i'd just have to throw them away because they tend to explode after a few weeks. And you don't want to be in the same hemisphere as an exploded egg.

    3. Re: If it is good enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any plants "fucking" could likely be classified as animals.

    4. Re:If it is good enough... by mentil · · Score: 1

      Maybe vegan 'nog' will stop tasting like crap, once they put imitation egg in it.

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    5. Re:If it is good enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these substitutes contain soy protein, and I'm insanely allergic to soy. If I cross some pretty low threshold of soy content it's hours of being hunched over praying for death in the bathroom. Conveniently, I also have a mild nut allergy that knocks out the other source of plant based protein. So what's left for those of us who can't digest soy or nuts?

  15. What an AD: Where can we BUY it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an AD... Where can we BUY it??

  16. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taste buds are not controlled by education.

  17. Grazing land is not good crop land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing beats meat for turning marginal grassland into protein. Trying to farm it, I would wager, would be MORE harmful to the environment with the sole exception of methane.

  18. Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The author wants us decide for the world what they should do.

    How about those who want artificial beef eat that, and those who want genuine beef eat that.

    Let's not make rules for others, because bit by bit it will erode our freedoms.

    1. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am 100% okay with that.

    2. Re:Article is manipulative by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      How about those who want artificial beef eat that, and those who want genuine beef eat that.

      Sounds good, as long as the omnivores keep all the methane in their own private atmosphere.

    3. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And you keep your pesticides on your crops and not in my food.

    4. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked the steer if he had an issue with it. He didn't say "no".

    5. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more. Also, If the price of artifical meat drops low enough, many people who are on the fence will convert.

    6. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk like someone who doesn't vote. All Americans are supposed to have strong opinions about what other people should like. Even when we disagree on the details, everyone at least agrees on THAT!

    7. Re:Article is manipulative by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 4, Funny
    8. Re:Article is manipulative by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Vegan faggots

      Possible, I suppose. But they'd be pretty much like falafel.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    9. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I see is meat ads all day long. You've been brainwashed.

    10. Re:Article is manipulative by blue+trane · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "A preference test is an experiment in which animals are allowed free access to multiple environments which differ in one or more ways."

      You must learn to speak the cow's language before your test is valid.

    11. Re:Article is manipulative by sdinfoserv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      shove your self righteousness up your politically correct arse. . ... human beings can lean to read, write, have options, contribute to society and become President of the United States.
      Let me know next time you see a cow performing brain surgery or correctly answering any question in a 5th grade class.
      We are animals, just a different species from bovine. In nature one species preys on another. That's life, that's death, that's nature - too bad.
      Secondly, this is a capitalistic economy - if I want to eat meat and I can afford it, I'm going to buy meat and enjoy the hell out of it. Someone else makes a living preparing my steak and someone else makes a living growing my steak. The minute you tell me what I can and can't do, that's a dictatorship, and you're going to be at the angry end of a revolution.
      And by the way, I also love venison. I shot a moose this year and it's some of the best meat I've ever eaten.

    12. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who you gonna call? Temple Grandin.
      http://query.nytimes.com/gst/f...

    13. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant based was mentioned, not artificial

    14. Re: Article is manipulative by c6gunner · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm fluent in Mooiese. The cows say they're perfectly fine with it, and they wish that the concern trolls would just piss off.

    15. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Article is stupid more like it.

      There is absolutely no reason to disturb the status quo, because if lab-based beef tissue can be grown, that puts downward pressure on regular beef to become cheaper. However if we simply make beef more expensive, then people will gravitate to cheaper alternatives like chicken.

      There is no way you can subtitute all meat with tofu or other fake meats because humans are not designed to eat that way. It will make people become anemic.

    16. Re:Article is manipulative by VernonNemitz · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out that human excrement counts as natural fertilizer, too. In some places it has been used for that purpose for thousands of years.

    17. Re:Article is manipulative by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Exactly.... if the Artificial beef is a good substitute and its less-resource-intensive AND less expensive to produce and sell, then let it win the marketplace on its own..... first step: Is it good enough for Fast Food Restaurants like McDonalds to pick it up and use it as beef substitute without their customers noticing a deteoriation in the taste?

    18. Re:Article is manipulative by blue+trane · · Score: 0

      Temple Grandin doesn't know animals. She's an attention whore using autism as an excuse. She doesn't know animals think in pictures. Birds sing and cows moo, those thoughts are not visual. Temple Grandin is no more than a paid shill for the meat industry.

    19. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      shove your self righteousness up your politically correct arse. . ... human beings can lean to read, write, have options, contribute to society and become President of the United States.

      Admittedly the first four are not a prerequisite for the fifth these days.

    20. Re: Article is manipulative by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      I lived for years among free range cows. They are intelligent, curious, gentle creatures. I promised them I would speak up for them every chance I get. They use their ears to communicate and it is terrible to put tags on their ears.

    21. Re: Article is manipulative by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Must have been hippie cows. The ones I knew were all totally into body modification. Piercings, tattoos, you name it. I'm thinking if we ever got my cows into a mosh pit with your cows, yours would be dead meat.

    22. Re:Article is manipulative by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea - but how does it relate to things that taste like meat?

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    23. Re:Article is manipulative by Notabadguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All I see is meat ads all day long. You've been brainwashed.

      Watch less TV. Your brainwashing will diminish.

    24. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm ... brainwash. Large brainwash please, plenty of ice.

    25. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100%correct

    26. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt artificial meat can replace meat.
      The real problem is that we eat and of course produce too much of it.

      That being said I can only smile at the idea that Mac Donald customers have taste buds. Its mostly salt sugar grease and sauce.

      The day artificial meat will win is when it well replace meat completely (b12 and all) and it will taste like Kobe beef. (The real deal, not the wagyu that passes for Kobe beef in 99.999999% of US restaurants.)

    27. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We are not animals.

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    28. Re:Article is manipulative by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      If you don't want pesticides in your food then don't eat my crops. I'll happily mark that they have pesticides though so you can make an informed choice.

    29. Re:Article is manipulative by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Your right to eat what you want ends at the arm of the stupid Republican children.

    30. Re:Article is manipulative by Humbubba · · Score: 4, Informative
      A gift that keeps on. The Roman Empire used human manure to fertilize crops, spreading parasites throughout their populations. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/01/07/despite-latrines-and-aqueducts-ancient-romans-were-full-of-worms/

      Wonder if anyone has researched the parasites left in the latrines to see where people came from when they went?

    31. Re:Article is manipulative by hazardPPP · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out that human excrement counts as natural fertilizer, too. In some places it has been used for that purpose for thousands of years.

      Which turns out to be a pretty bad idea for a number of reasons.

      The link above outlines some of the problems with using treated human excrement as fertilizer. Using untreated human excrement is known to be highly risky, as it is likely to cause and spread disease.

    32. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware of the chemical slop used as "beef" in most fast food burgers?

      Start with all the stuff not fit to feed humans as-is. Blast it with ammonia gas and radiation. Add artificial flavor. Oh yeah, that's great meat!!

    33. Re: Article is manipulative by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      My kids live by a large pasture. Every year, the calves are rounded up... and the cries and wailing of the mothers for weeks afterwards is unbearable.

    34. Re: Article is manipulative by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      We have a choice.

    35. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Thankfully she didnâ(TM)t get elected.

    36. Re: Article is manipulative by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      Is it good enough for Fast Food Restaurants like McDonalds...

      Geez, why make the bar so high?

    37. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You might be some kind of mineral or vegetable but the rest of us seem to follow the life cycles generally associated with animals.

    38. Re:Article is manipulative by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They can opt-out at any time!

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    39. Re: Article is manipulative by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Typical misrepresentation and lies

      She DID have options!

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    40. Re: Article is manipulative by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, some of us aren't. But we still love you, especially in Spring when you're blooming.

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    41. Re:Article is manipulative by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The saline soaked carboard McDonals already uses is already it's substitute for beef. The problem is that this new "meat' will likely be a lot more expensive at first, like when CFC and LED bulbs first started making in-roads into consumer purchases. But unlike those things, there is no long-term benefit to paying more for a McDonalds burger. It will take a lot longer than that, and it has to be cheaper.

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    42. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right to eat what you want ends at the arm of the stupid Republican children, animal, and plant.

      FTFY.

    43. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we're not vegetables or minerals, so it seems to me that we actually are animals.

    44. Re: Article is manipulative by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      Modern humans are homo sapiens sapiens, and yes, we are animals. Get over yourself.

    45. Re:Article is manipulative by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, as long as the omnivores keep all the methane in their own private atmosphere.

      Herbivores generate just as much methane as omnivores.

    46. Re:Article is manipulative by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      That’s only a problem if you don’t treat sewage. So long as you break the cycle of fecally transmitted disease, recycling is a great idea.

    47. Re:Article is manipulative by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Yet around here, it seems most of the bitching comes from non-Americans bitching about what they think Americans should like.

    48. Re:Article is manipulative by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      So, you're going to quit farting?

    49. Re:Article is manipulative by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      She doesn't know animals think in pictures.

      Actually, you don't either.

    50. Re:Article is manipulative by hazardPPP · · Score: 1

      Actually no, read the VICE article I linked, using treated human sewage is also problematic.

    51. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! Plant based "meat" is artificial crap. Its a disaster for human health. I dont understand why so called "vegans" insist on eating food that looks like meat when vegans tend to be anti-meat?

      Unfermented soy-based products are a health disaster. If you really want to be vegan, stick to vegetables, fruits, nuts, and other natural sources of protein.

      Quit trying to force this chemically laden artificial crap on people who enjoy meat once in awhile! Though i agree that a mostly plant based diet is healthy, genetically, there are many people who do poorly on a strictly vegan diet. For those that do well on a vegan diet and prefer it, all the power to you! But dont start dictating what everyone else should do!

      And if you insist on eating these " artificial meat" products, dont come crying to me when you suffer health consequences!

    52. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron. Vegetarian diets , including body builders have been well researched and established to be very healthy (outside of b12, and that's only very strict vegan diets ).

      If you give a shit about climate change or the environment, you should become vegetarian / vegan immediately. It's a simple fact. But most people just think hating trump is all they should do for the environment, and don't really give two fucks.

    53. Re:Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Composting human waste generally solves both the pathogen and parasite problem, providing the composting time is longer than 6 months (longer is better). Composted waste also makes better fertilizer than fresh waste.

    54. Re: Article is manipulative by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      We are not animals.

      Star goes supernova, blowing off gas and dust. Solar system forms. Sun, earth, other planets form. Spins for a few billion years. Life forms on earth. Bacteria, plants, sea creatures, dinosaurs, mammals, then one particular mammalian hominin grew to dominate the planet - humans.

      That creature - human - is as surely a product of the natural world as the other lifeforms on the planet. It has important differences certainly. However, our language limits our thinking on this matter, like the heliocentric view of the earth limited early human thinking. The difference between animal and human is a language based shackle, not a reality-based one.

    55. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with it. I'll eat the mother too.

    56. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      incorrect

    57. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about the people who want to eat human?

    58. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's bs; soy diet makes the short Japanese with their tiny cocks and zero libido. Meat is necessary for good life; on veggies you merely linger and survive. Animal fat is needed for the brain development. Granted SJWs can skip on the later.

    59. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, humans have the Language while animals are not. Language is a purely ideal thing from the Plato s world. That's what separates us. When robots will take over they will be the bearers of the Language and the animal kingdom will be separated from the Sentient still further.

    60. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... are you implying pesticides aren't used in the food fed to the meat in this country ?

    61. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero soy is required in a vegan diet. I'm with you and agree we shouldn't eat soy generally.

      Will look into animal fat and brain development, but that is not my understanding.

    62. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Most inhumane product of scientism is false unfounded equivalency between humans and animals based on observed biological similarities.

      There should be an international treaty that would immediately execute on a spot any scientist or non-scientist who entertains such a barbarian ideas.

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    63. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      You are an imbecile product of modern anti-human atheist propaganda.

      Get lost.

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    64. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      You are an imbecile.

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    65. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      You are an ignorant moron.

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    66. Re: Article is manipulative by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So you're neither animal nor plant? What is it? Fungus? Bacterium? there aren't many kingdoms left, so which one is it?

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    67. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this. To each their own. I enjoy the substitute, but no one else in my family does. I can't make them eat what I eat.

    68. Re:Article is manipulative by Humbubba · · Score: 1

      I've read about that. Downloaded the book (2nd edition at https://humanurehandbook.com/)

    69. Re: Article is manipulative by nasch · · Score: 1

      There should be an international treaty that would immediately execute on a spot any scientist or non-scientist who entertains such a barbarian ideas.

      Because that's what Jesus would do?

    70. Re:Article is manipulative by nasch · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that?

    71. Re:Article is manipulative by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The whole controversy on the part of climate fanatics over animal methane is about cows, which are pure herbivores. It's a baseless controversy because the methane being released is not "old" methane, as from natural gas wells, but methane created by grass which entrained carbon only this year, but it is still an element in climate activism.

    72. Re: Article is manipulative by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      . . .Do you want fries with that ?

    73. Re:Article is manipulative by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      I've had moose. I prefer elk, but that's even harder to get than moose. But that was in my younger days, when the Moosestomper Ball at (now closed) Loring AFB had a buffet that included venison, elk, bear, moose, and other 'wild' meats. I'd pass on the bear, though: quite fatty and greasy-tasting.

      I've also had bison, beefalo. and, while in Australia, Water Buffalo. All very good. . .

    74. Re:Article is manipulative by nasch · · Score: 1

      But the plants took in carbon dioxide, and the cows are emitting methane, which is many times more potent than CO2. Have you seen any math that indicates there isn't a net effect?

    75. Re:Article is manipulative by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Methane may be 20 times more potent as a greenhouse gas than CO2, but it also breaks down quickly. Given the carbon circulation in the environment a a whole, cow burps are lost in the noise.

    76. Re:Article is manipulative by nasch · · Score: 1

      Given the carbon circulation in the environment a a whole, cow burps are lost in the noise.

      "The [livestock] sector emits 37 percent of anthropogenic methane... most of that from enteric fermentation by ruminants."

      http://www.europarl.europa.eu/...

      "[Methane] is more than 100 times more potent at trapping energy than carbon dioxide (CO2), the principal contributor to man-made climate change. When considering its conversion to carbon dioxide over time its impact on an integrated weight basis is 84 times more potent after 20 years and 28 times more potent after 100 years."

      https://www.edf.org/climate-im...

      "About 25%of the manmade global warming we’re experiencing today is caused by methane emissions (EDF calculation based on IPCC AR5 WGI Chapter 8)."

      https://www.edf.org/methane-ot...

      It seems people who study this believe that methane is a significant factor in climate change, and livestock burpage is a significant factor in methane emissions.

    77. Re:Article is manipulative by atrex · · Score: 1

      if I want to eat meat and I can afford it

      I think you hit the nail on the head right there. In this country it's the dollar that wins over just about anything. If plant based meat hits the market at a significantly lower price than real meat, with a greater profit margin, and with a decent enough flavour to satisfy a portion of the population that wants to eat meat but would prefer to save the extra money over real meat, there will be a shift in market demand away from real meat.

      If there is enough shift in market demand, or plant based meat is shown to be significantly more profitable compared to real meat, we may see less production of real meat. Depending on where the market trends shift, real meat may end up becoming more costly as supply lessens, forcing more people to choose between real meat and plant meat. Eventually it could come to a point where real meat is only served in higher class restaurants and an entire generation of poor and middle class individuals never taste it.

      And it's not just beef either, chicken and pork could also be prime targets for plant based replacements.

    78. Re:Article is manipulative by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The EDF spews nothing but self-serving crap. The precise figure for methane warming potential, from your LEAD report (first link) among others, is 23 times CO2. This report gives land and water usage as the main impacts of cattle production.To make belching a significant source of methane, the report has to add in all ruminants.

      Our own EPA puts it in better perspective: https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissio...
      with total methane at 10% of greenhouse gases. Cattle have to share this methane fraction with waste emissions from natural gas production and emission from landfills and wetlands.

      But yes, to minimize the total impact of cattle production, let's all support vat meat development.

    79. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some things that shouldn't be considered personal freedoms and a definite argument that conservation should be decided globally

    80. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the choices made by carnists for animals - and everyone else on the planet considering the impact on our environment?
      Cattle farms = deforestation = habitat loss for wildlife = mass extinction = greenhouse gasses = climate change...
      Then the obvious cruelty to animals - they'd all run, fly or swim away given the chance.
      Then there's the healthcare costs to taxpayers.
      It's never a "personal choice" when there are victims

    81. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When "personal choices" have victims a civilized society must reconsider what its fundamental freedoms should really be.
      Please read this:
      http://www.earthsave.org/environment/foodchoices.htm

    82. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Takes way more crops to create a hamburger than it takes to feed 10 people.
      Eat that burger, you're eating pesticides concentrated within the animal's body.
      Maybe lobby against the pesticides and not the crops.
      http://www.earthsave.org/environment/foodchoices.htm

    83. Re: Article is manipulative by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      Most inhumane product of scientism is false unfounded equivalency between humans and animals based on observed biological similarities.

      There should be an international treaty that would immediately execute on a spot any scientist or non-scientist who entertains such a barbarian ideas.

      Rejecting observed reality due to speculative or religious implications is a dangerous back-sliding into pre-scientific times.

    84. Re: Article is manipulative by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      There are multiple attributes that separate us from animals, just as there multiple attributes that separate whales from dogs. Language is not even the biggest, as many animals have vocal communication, though not as complex as human vocal communication.

      No, the huge thing that separates man from animals is the ability to record information in a medium outside of one's mind, such as in a book or a stone tablet or a hard drive. That's the thing for which animals have no analogue.

      But none of that changes the observation that we are an evolved product of the natural world, just as animals are, and we share vast numbers of similarities to animals as well (origin mythos notwithstanding).

    85. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, there is a qualitative difference between human Language and that of bees or dogs. No other perceptible difference though. Yes the species are all different from each other, but monkeys are about the same as humans except the monkey brain cannot host the Language.

    86. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, show us an animal that can develop a religion.
      (Of course it does not matter because there are homosexual animals and being homosexual is much more enlighted than any other achievement of the partriarchal civilization.)
      But still, no animal has enough language development to be able to intoxicate itself with words like humans do with their religions.

    87. Re:Article is manipulative by DaveQB · · Score: 1
      Hi sdinfoserv,

      shove your self righteousness up your politically correct arse. . ...

      That's a hostile opening. Was there a nerve hit?

      Anyway, I'd like to dig deeper on a few of the topics you have touched on here.

      human beings can lean to read, write, have options, contribute to society and become President of the United States. Let me know next time you see a cow performing brain surgery or correctly answering any question in a 5th grade class.

      A few points here. You are measuring importance with a test that has very narrow parameters; a human-centric perspective. Like racial bias in an intelligence test, your tests are biased toward what humans can do well. There are many other tests that would put humans at the bottom of the "importance scale". Dogs can understand us through using body language and tone but without speaking a word of our languages and in many cases, better than we can understand them. Cats can keep themselves clean with just their tongues. Birds know when storms are on their way before we realise. Most animals know the season simply through the length of the days changing, not a calendar and no animals go on mass killings sprees because of an ideology or just 'because'. In fact, looking at some of your tests, humans, for the majority of our existence wouldn't pass them either (and should be killed off?).

      But ignoring that, there's a more important topic here. Since when does ability dictate who we kill and let live? If this was how we measured worth, there would be many humans being killed simply because they fail tests or have mental disabilities. In many of the societies in the modern world, we collectively believe that we should protect and aid the weak, not destroy them. So shouldn't we treat non-human animals with respect and do what we can to cause least harm?

      I think you might find this page an interesting quick read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The simplest way to measure if an individual should live (who should be making such judgements?) would be better based on their desire to live. If you look at different species, humans have the highest rate of suicide, so as a species we are least wanting to live. But I disagree with the whole premise of this argument and we don't need to be deciding who should live and who we should let live based on their species membership.

      We are animals, just a different species from bovine. In nature one species preys on another. That's life, that's death, that's nature - too bad.

      I agree we are just different species. Humans living in first world countries are quite removed from nature and the "circle of life". Yes animals prey on other animals in the wild but we are hardly living in that world. You can't cherry-pick aspects of wild living and apply it to yourself and ignore the rest; the context of those actions you are trying to cherry-pick are very different to what you are trying to apply them to. If one feels they should be able to kill animals like other animals do to survive, then put down the laptop, remove the clothes and live a life of day to day survival in a wild environment.

      Secondly, this is a capitalistic economy

      Which is a capitalist economy?

      If I want to eat meat and I can afford it, I'm going to buy meat and enjoy the hell out of it. Someone else makes a living preparing my steak and someone else makes a living growing my steak.

      Just because you want something, doesn't mean you can have it. Saying in the UK that I want to eat dog, so I am going to do that freely, or saying in North Korea I want to voice my opposition to the government so I am going to do that freely, doesn't mean it will happen without repercussions or have the backing of the state's laws. Laws reflect the people's beliefs. Laws change over time with the people questi

    88. Re:Article is manipulative by DaveQB · · Score: 1

      Murdering nigg3rs was a freedom.

      You can eat beef if you get the cow's consent. Give them a choice to enter the slaughterhouse or not. Otherwise you are taking away the cow's freedom.

      Well said blue trane

    89. Re:Article is manipulative by DaveQB · · Score: 1

      You can eat beef if you get the cow's consent. Give them a choice to enter the slaughterhouse or not. Otherwise you are taking away the cow's freedom.

      I meant this was well said, to clarify. I am not sure what exactly your first sentence is saying.

    90. Re: Article is manipulative by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      How many brainwashed morons like you are there at /.?

      You are a moron. A presumptious stupid moron. A nincompoop.

      Go find what my name means, ignorant ape.

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    91. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human waste is also contains concentrated amounts of heavy metalls and other polutions.

      Better to break it down first

    92. Re: Article is manipulative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb article, such probably made by those vegans or vegetarians that dont feel like integrated in the society. We dont have to decide anything, the population has to decide it. Its enough of those far peft thoughts

    93. Re: Article is manipulative by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      humans have the Language while animals are not

      Indeed.

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    94. Re: Article is manipulative by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Vegans often state that meat is rape... Can't say I see any rational basis behind that. I mean, hunters shoot the animal, not have sex with it. That is something an animal lover would do, and guess who claims to be animal lovers?

      Also, statistically speaking, vegans tend to have a lot of mental health issues such as superiority complexes and psychotic behavior... Perhaps that is attributable to the creatine deficiency?

  19. Whatever you do.... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Whatever you do, please dont call your "plant based" beef "Soylent Beef". That brand name has some baggage.

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    1. Re:Whatever you do.... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, please call your "plant based" beef "Soylent Beef". That brand name has some marvelous associative name-recognition positives in the marketing data.

      FTFY

      One must learn to always view these things first as a marketing/branding campaign, as that's typically how they are eventually perceived, if not viewed that way right from the beginning.

      It seems insane, true. Keep in mind, however, that we are descendants of Golgafrincham hairdressers, telephone sanitizers, and marketing executives. "We'll have to burn down all the forests to prevent inflation."

      Strat

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    2. Re:Whatever you do.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is already a company by that name that produces some sort of food product! Having seen the movie Soylent Green, I could never actually eat anything from that company!! I don't think that any of their products are made from processed dead human bodies, but still...

  20. No to designed diets. by AHuxley · · Score: 1, Insightful

    On average humans who eat beef with a quality and varied diet grow strong.
    A generation of smart people who can study, do sport and who are on average healthy.
    Consider a population over a generation who was on a more restricted diet?
    Stunted, weak, effeminate, sick. Lacking in the nutrition to grow strong and to an average normal level given good nutrition.
    Ensure your population gets good food. Beef, fruit, vegetables, clean water. Access to education and sport.
    Why weaken and force a generation of healthy people into malnourishment if a nation has a normal food production system?
    Go to a shop, buy some vegetables, fruit, some beef and enjoy a varied and balanced diet.
    Farmers are able to and happy to fill shops with a wide variety of quality organic food and meat. Enjoy all kinds of different nutritious food without been told what to eat.
    If a person wants to be vegetarian or reduce their beef consumption, great for them. Share the recipes and the lifestyle.
    No need to change food laws and ban beef.

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    1. Re:No to designed diets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      General Ripper here knows what these pansy sustainability nuts are really on about.

  21. Re: The night before Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is so long I wondered if it was a filibuster. Is this guy trying to prevent me from seeing other peoples opinions?!

  22. you don't win friends with salad! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    you don't win friends with salad you don't win friends with salad you don't win friends with salad

    1. Re:you don't win friends with salad! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      But girl friends you win.
      Hint: you can put stripes of a steak, chicken, trout, salmon, cheese etc. on top of a salad.

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  23. Soy boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it made out of soy and full of phytoestrogens? I’ll pass. Don’t want to be a soy boy.

  24. No enviro food taboos by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People should eat what they want. They want beef, they pay for beef, they should get beef.

    What kind of world asks people to accept a sad substitute for real food? Why should we all agree to lead impoverished lives, generation after generation, forever?

    So we can go to environmentalist heaven? I'd rather not.

    1. Re:No enviro food taboos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to eat Republican children.

    2. Re:No enviro food taboos by slashdotiscorrupt · · Score: 0

      What kind of world

      The leftist neocommunist living hell that's being erected all around you and that will soon be fully operational with genocide against sane, successful people and all other kind of evil you can or cannot imagine. They have a lot more funding this time than they did in Russia last century. You may be able to see the extent of their power if you notice the uniformity in public policy (as handed down from the banks through their corporations and lobbyists and bought-and-sold politicians) in the lands they occupy - all of the western world.

      Holodomor+Holocaust+WW1+WW2 what's coming

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    3. Re:No enviro food taboos by Kohath · · Score: 1

      We have the 2nd Amendment. I think we'll be ok.

    4. Re:No enviro food taboos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The leftist neocommunist living hell that's being erected all around you and that will soon be fully operational with genocide against sane, successful people and all other kind of evil you can or cannot imagine.

      So, is Trump part of this 'living hell'?

      Pro-tip: You're delusional, get help.

  25. Going in the wrong direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we need more meat-based alternatives to plants. I would love to have beef-based peas, or goat-based broccoli.

  26. Re:Educational thing by KiloByte · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nope, only some populations are genetically equipped for a vegetarian diet. For the rest, lack of meat causes brain shrinkage and mental disorders. And populations that originated from Europe tend to lack such genes -- and some, like the Inuit, are even more extreme.

    That's vegetarian -- vegan diet is far more harmful. Especially for children, to the point of proposed bills that outlaw feeding children vegan.

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  27. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Funny how the people who wail about GMO plants have no problem with FrankenMeat.

  28. It already has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All my meat is plant based. I just use a complex chemical reaction called "a cow" to process it.

  29. option 3: lab grown meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if this is a survey, there is an obvious option missing which theoretically combines the advantages of both.

  30. Meat is murder? by Bert64 · · Score: 0

    Those animals we farm for meat purposes likely wouldn't have been born at all were it not for those farms... There is very little reason to keep animals otherwise.
    By not eating meat, you are denying millions of animals the right to ever exist at all.

    Plants are alive too, what gives animals a greater right to life than plants?

    Animals eating animals (and plants) is a part of nature, if not eaten by us in the wild those animals would likely fall prey to other predators.

    When plants and animals die (of old age, disease etc) their bodies are also eaten...

    Artificially engineered foods are the cause of obesity and other health problems these days. In the name of reducing things like fat and salt (which are only harmful if consumed in excessive quantities), artificial replacements have been created which are unhealthy in even small quantities, or excessive quantities of other things (eg sugar) are used. I don't expect artificially engineered meat to be any better.

    Most vegans i've met don't look healthy...

    Many people who don't eat meat, do eat fish... How is eating fish any different from eating meat? The fish has still been killed... If anything it's worse because many types of fish are becoming endangered and many fishing practices cause significant amounts of collateral damage. Most meat we eat comes from farms, where the animals are intentionally bred and looked after.

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    1. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most vegans i've met don't look healthy...

      Milk isn't murder. Eating a lot of cheese is a good way to stay overweight on a vegetarian diet.

    2. Re: Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fish IS meat, moron.

    3. Re:Meat is murder? by Kohath · · Score: 2

      If meat is murder, then lions are mass murderers. Who will bring justice to the savanna?

      If lions aren't evil, then no carnivore is evil.

    4. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lions can't murder because lions aren't sentient.

    5. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants are alive too, what gives animals a greater right to life than plants?.

      Not to mention the millions of insects that were viciously murdered by combines and other farming machines.

    6. Re:Meat is murder? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Not interested in your silly hairsplitting. A hungry man and a hungry lion have the same motive, they take the same action, they have the same guilt for their actions.

      If a lion isn't evil for eating an animal, a man isn't.

    7. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By not eating meat, you are denying millions of animals the right to ever exist at all.

      First, this makes the large presumption that there is some supernatural entity behind these animals which wouldn't instantiate into meatspace other than as a cattle meant for slaughter. Maybe if it didn't became a slaughter animal, it might become something else with a less difficult life.

      Second, if there is no supernatural entity giving those animals life, they don't exist before they are born, so could not then feel deprived for not living as meat cattle.

    8. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lions don't know better, nor do they have any other food options, being obligate carnivores with smallish brains and massive teeth and claws. Humans do know better and are not obligate carnivores.

    9. Re:Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants are alive too, what gives animals a greater right to life than plants?

      The choice isn't between eating what is alive and what isn't alive; the choice is between eating that which has a central nervous system and that which does not.

      Plants, barring a few exceptions (venus fly traps and the like) consume purely never-alive compounds (light, airborne and soil-based nutrients). If the option to eat never-alive compounds ever comes to pass, then we can discuss the choice between eating plants and the never-alive food source. Currently that is not an option.

    10. Re: Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, your mindset is the zebra. Life's not quite that simple.

    11. Re:Meat is murder? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Most vegans i've met don't look healthy...

      You should see their vegan pet wolf

    12. Re:Meat is murder? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Lions don't know better, nor do they have any other food options, being obligate carnivores with smallish brains and massive teeth and claws. Humans do know better and are not obligate carnivores.

      Using a double standard to judge is unjust.

    13. Re: Meat is murder? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly the point being made, and needs explaining to those who call themselves vegetarians but still eat fish.

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    14. Re: Meat is murder? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Judging can be though. A benevolent judge wouldn't condemn a hungry lion, doing what comes naturally to thrive and sustain himself and his family.

    15. Re: Meat is murder? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The proper term is pescatarian.

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    16. Re: Meat is murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So hoarding animals to kill and eat them is "natural" to humans? The lion at least earns his kill.

      Before we figured out how to cook, our diets were almost entirely plant-based. It's the reason we have flat teeth. We even get a third set of molars (wisdom teeth) to help us if we lose some. Nature shows us quite clearly we can live herbivorous and still be okay.

      Try another argument; one that makes sense, like people with medical issues that meat somehow helps. Or how it's easier to store, is calorie-rich, etc. Comparing an upright ape with flat teeth to a large cat with big-ass teeth and claws is apples and oranges.

  31. Re:Educational thing by blue+trane · · Score: 0

    And yet your job is being outsourced to a country that has outlawed killing of cows, smartie.

  32. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meat is the most calorically efficient food on the planet. Does one suppose omnivores/carnivores evolved and spread so pervasively for no reason?

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  33. Bah! Humbug! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    feed the world

    No. Billionaires want the poor to starve to death and reduce the excess population.

    Merry Christmas.

  34. Re:Educational thing by blue+trane · · Score: 0, Troll

    You've been sold on lies. Consider the panda, with the digestive tract of a carnivorous bear, but with a strong preference for eating bamboo. Vegetarianism is natural and transcends biology.

  35. Veggie burgers suck by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I've tried all the major brands and they all taste horrible. Why are they even trying? Nothing can match the real thing.

    If you're satisfied by vegetables pretending to be meat, you must be one of those people who think sex robots can replace a real human woman. How pathetic!

    Go ahead. Settle for second best, almost good enough, and substitutes. I won't.

    1. Re:Veggie burgers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sex robot could never be as much of a greedy selfish bitch as every human woman.

    2. Re:Veggie burgers suck by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, the frozen veggie burgers aren't the greatest. Bean Burgers, like Hummus need to be made fresh, and they also need a little bit of raw egg to hold them together.

      If you are ever in the neighborhood, stop here for a Homemade Black Bean Burger, made fresh (with a little bit of egg), they bean burgers are amazing and as good as a hamburger. There are nothing like the frozen bean burger ilk. Try making them yourself and see how good they can be.

    3. Re:Veggie burgers suck by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      ...the[ir] bean burgers are amazing and as good as a hamburger. There are nothing like the frozen bean burger ilk.

      Ok, but being better than a frozen veggie burger is a very low bar, and hamburgers have a huge range of tastiness. What I want to know is, are they better than the best hamburger you've ever had?

    4. Re:Veggie burgers suck by mentil · · Score: 1

      Sexbots have more stamina than any human, and don't get headaches.

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    5. Re: Veggie burgers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it should be compared to the best burger he ever had? By definition, he has only ever had one "best burger" in his entire life. Wouldn't a more accurate measurement be against what an average burger should be? If it is better than what you expect, who cares if it is made of vegetables or not- it is still better than your expectations of a meat burger.

      The best burger I ever had was 40 fucking dollars. There is no possible way you could compare a 4 star restaurant chef's hand-made creation to any burgers I had before or after, but minus the one time I got food poisoning from a hamburger, I'm glad I had them, even if they didn't compare to the best burger I've ever had.

    6. Re:Veggie burgers suck by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Sex robots and meat substitute are no replacement... yet. But every year they grow a little closer.

    7. Re:Veggie burgers suck by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I suspect that one of the main issues isnt even the flavor, but the running satisfaction.

      You see all over this thread people that have reduced beef to "protein." Beef is a lot more than protein, and in fact the "carnivore diet" is showing vegans how dumb they are.

      One argument against eating mainly meat is that you dont get enough vitamins, but as has been learned in modern times, the quantity of vitamins necessary is strongly correlated with carbohydrate consumption. When you cut out eating all that shitty food pyramid you suddenly dont need nearly as much of many vitamins.

      Another argument against eating mainly meat is that you end up with high cholesterol, but again as has been learned in modern times the calibration of "acceptable" cholesterol levels is based mainly on people that are eating that shitty food pyramid. For someone with high blood sugar all the time, yes cholesterol is bad, but for someone that eats mainly meats, not nearly as much as their blood sugar isnt a pre-diabetic candy soup.

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    8. Re:Veggie burgers suck by hawk · · Score: 1

      >Ok, but being better than a frozen veggie burger is a very low bar,

      As in, "I'd rather filet a dust bunny from under the couch and cook and eat *that* than a veggie burger." :)

      hawk

    9. Re: Veggie burgers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand the purpose of current veggie burgers. They weren't supposed to be an indistinguishable substitute for a meat burger, but a replacement for meat burgers for people who don't eat meat. As someone who has many vegan friends, and who has dated my fair share of vegans, they don't actually want an indistinguishable replica of meat. Many/most do not like the taste and texture of meat, so why would they want to simulate it?

      There is another factor you don't realize either- taste buds. Your taste buds "calibrate" so to speak based on the foods you eat, and can actually "reset" if given the chance.

      For a while I was having some physical issues I thought might be related to diet, so I went on a strict vegan diet with no processed foods, sugar, salt, etc, for about 90 days. The first 30 days were rough, but after that it got much easier. I made strawberries a staple of my diet, adding them to anything I reasonably could. After the initial 30 days they became like candy. Towards the end they were too sweet to eat on a regular basis. Cherry tomatoes became the "sweet but not too sweet" thing I started adding in to everything.

    10. Re: Veggie burgers suck by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think it should be compared to the best burger he ever had? By definition, he has only ever had one "best burger" in his entire life. Wouldn't a more accurate measurement be against what an average burger should be? If it is better than what you expect, who cares if it is made of vegetables or not- it is still better than your expectations of a meat burger.

      Sure, I'd like a comparison against the 10th, 25th, median, 75th and 90th quantile burgers as well.

    11. Re: Veggie burgers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, because all of those things are similar to the average expectation of something. I'm certain everyone has an enumerated list of their top 100+ experiences for anything and everything they could run into on any given day. That doesn't seem like an unmanageable amount of needless effort, especially when juxtaposed against a rough estimate of what an average experience will be like.

      When I go to a movie I expect it to be better than, or equal to the best movie I've ever seen. If it isn't at least as good as the aforementioned "best movie I've ever seen" there is a 0% chance it could still be enjoyable.

      That seems legit, and makes total sense.

    12. Re:Veggie burgers suck by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      The dust bunny would also be more nutritious.

    13. Re:Veggie burgers suck by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      Geese thanks, now I feel like I'm going to vomit. That would taste about equal to a sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a pile of dog shit.

    14. Re:Veggie burgers suck by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      Also the quality of women is dropping faster every year. In 30 years I'll be surprised if more than half of men even attempt to have sex with a woman.

    15. Re:Veggie burgers suck by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      That's interesting, got any sources I can read up on that with? In a lot of ways that makes some sense, but I want to see what their explanation is.

    16. Re: Veggie burgers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually believe that to be true, the dust bunny is your intellectual superior.

  36. Re:Educational thing by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    A generation could be forced into developing nation malnourishment for some big gov enforced food fad.

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  37. No thanks bone heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want that thing to have mooed before going carnivorous. Anything other than that is a fools notion and fools are just that, a fool.

  38. Re:Yes by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    Meat is the most calorically efficient food on the planet.

    Look around at your fellow humans. Dense calories was a benefit in the stone age, not today. Even in poor countries, obesity is more common than hunger.

  39. Don't steal the meat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, maybe beef is 'bad" but what about pork, fish, and chicken? I mean, don't take my meat; I'm way too large for you to handle.

  40. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheis by rossdee · · Score: 1

    "the Holy Gospel according to Luke:"

    Who is gonna take any notice of what he said, after watching The Last Jedi
    and he destroyed all the books

  41. I'm holding out for slig! by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    We are vastly underestimating our genetic predispositions and the depth of our senses if we think that everyone will ever be happy with meat that isn't meat.

  42. I still prefer a NY steak, medium-rare please. by guacamole · · Score: 1

    This headline is a joke. If you think yes, then go ahead and eat your tofurky, but don't teach others what to eat.

  43. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value.

    I'd pin my hopes on vat-grown beef before a plant-based option.

    Exactly. I question the ability to produce a lot of other nutrients beside just the meat proteins.

    But reading the transcript, that was a 100 percent vegan mutual masturbation session. Worse than the people that come on and bleat about how awesome it is to eat insects

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  44. replace slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should slashdot be renamed to soyboy.org?
    the growing shift to a hard left outlet for non-nerdy news has prompted a change int he name of this once illustrious news site, now run by white knights and soyboys it is on a serious decline like all hard left news outlets.

    1. Re:replace slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're fucking deluded. /. is infested with alt-right types going on about 'SJWs' and 'femi-nazis' and still obsessed with 'crooked hilary' and 'muslim obama'. It stinks like a sewer.

  45. Try this, it's good... by Proudrooster · · Score: 5, Informative

    So for health reasons, I have had to change my diet. If you haven't tried this meat substitute, it is amazing....

    Seven Grain Chicken Tenders

    and you can get them at Target.

    Even fast food is becoming plant based. As meat prices go UP UP UP and fast food prices stay at $1.99, they need to use filler in the meat. That filler is SOY bean, which incidentally, had the largest crop ever last year. Also, don't fear the SOY, you won't grow breasts or start singing alto.

    Eat less meat, more plants. You will feel better, look better, and cut your cancer risk.

    1. Re: Try this, it's good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morning Star has a variety of meat alternatives that don't taste terrible, and Beyond Meat is the most convincing I've seen. It even cooks the same way, with a fraction of the grease and no antibiotics. It's a great time to at least try it. Shit's getting good.

    2. Re:Try this, it's good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I raise my own meat and don't care about getting cancer? I've already had it and learned there's more to life than avoiding death. A coward dies a thousand times before his death.

    3. Re:Try this, it's good... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Alex Jones sells soy supplements, so it must be okay, right? That guy is a reliable source of medical information.

      Seriously, I'm really enjoying the great 2017 soy panic. The threads on Reddit and 4chan are the funniest thing I've read this year.

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    4. Re:Try this, it's good... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Eat less meat, more plants. You will feel better, look better, and cut your cancer risk.

      Show us one good study that meat causes cancer.

    5. Re:Try this, it's good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there, tried them. They don't taste good to me. Amazingly un-tasty. And the texture is all wrong, too.

      On a related note, Target closed the two stores closest to us.

    6. Re:Try this, it's good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything with more than a tiny amount of soy in it reminds me of this. That's the ADM soybean processing plant at Quincy, IL, formerly known as "Quincy Soybean" (before ADM bought it). That road through the middle of the picture is a state highway that leads up from Hannibal, MO, where I grew up. This was one of the main ways into downtown Quincy from that direction, so I've been on that road many times.

      Driving on that section of road will scar you for life. The smell... oh god the smell. It's like a million buttholes cried out in pain and were suddenly emitting silent-but-violent farts.

      So, no, I won't eat soy products.

    7. Re:Try this, it's good... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Can't. Dogma.

    8. Re:Try this, it's good... by oic0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I have to fear soy. I'm allergic to it. As well as most nuts and a lot of fruits and vegetables. Rice too. Me and veganism were not meant to be. Not allergic to any animal products.

    9. Re:Try this, it's good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant based pretend meat is more expensive than real meat where I live.

      Eat a balanced diet. Eating more plants won't stop you from getting cancer, sorry.

    10. Re:Try this, it's good... by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      Did you microwave or cook them in a toaster oven? Toaster oven is the way to go.

    11. Re:Try this, it's good... by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      I still occasionally eat meat, but not ever day or every meal. The goal is feel better and have a better quality of life, not achieve immortality.

      As for studies, here is a very non-biased article with cited references at end.

      It is well known that our bodies constantly clean or weed out old cells and bad cells. If you have a cancer that is growing in you, just like fertilizing weeds in the garden things like sugar, IGF (insulin growth factor), and hormones are cancer fuel. Additionally, there is the lack of fiber in animal protein which causes food to sit in your gut longer and potentially cause issues and the increased risk of heart disease.

      I proposing anything other eat more plants, feel better, be healthier. I also recommend checking out the movie.. But I totally agree with your sentiment, "Eat Healthy, Exercise, Die Anyway." for me it is the quality of life along the way.

  46. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value.

    There is not (yet) a good substitute for beef, but fake chicken is pretty good.

  47. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    You're not wrong. Yet, the relative length of time humans have been able to afford the fattening of their least hardy specimens is a mere blip on the timeline of their existence.

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    Ernest Hemingway

  48. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a little incongruous. Jesus was supposedly born while Herod was king, but Herod died in 4BCE, while Quirinius was not governor of Syria until 6AD.

    The story doesn't add up.

  49. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are outnumbered by vegetarian lifeforms.

  50. I would by jma05 · · Score: 1

    I for one eat animal products because they provide complete proteins more readily and make it easy to consume lower calories. My focus is on protein intake and convenience. If there is a plant substitute, I would be all for it. I understand that I am in the minority though. I am one of those that are not wired to get a lot of excitement out of food. If it is cheap, nutritious and is versatile - I would take it. Meat should be an occasional indulgence, rather than staple.

    Trouble is, things like this should cost little, but they often don't (I understand they don't have mass production advantages yet). I am puzzled on why plant based protein powders cost more than whey. I am also curious on how the gut flora react to these alternatives. My flora seem to do better on animal protein than plant protein.

    1. Re:I would by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Beans and Rice are compliments that give complete proteins. They are among the cheapest foods that you can get a hold of and have numerous recipes for them.

      That can replace any animal protein and budgetary concerns you have.

    2. Re:I would by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      I just eat meat 'cuz it tastes good. I also eat vegetables, fruits and nuts 'cuz they taste good.

    3. Re:I would by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      In order to get all the amino acids from beans and rice, you'll have to eat a ton of carbs. Plus you're still deficient in a bunch of other nutrients. Especially white rice contains very little vitamins.

    4. Re:I would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beans and rice have unhealthy amounts of carbs for even negligible amounts of protein. And while you don't need much protein, eating anything more than 25g of carbs per day is killing people - high blood pressure, metabolic syndrome, type 2 diabetes, etc.

    5. Re:I would by jma05 · · Score: 1

      Yes, beans/lentils and rice, peanut butter and bread, pita and hummus and so on are complete protein combinations. But as I said, too much of beans and lentils can bloat one up when one is trying to get over a third of my calories from protein. Soy is complete and agrees better with me. But I am puzzled why in US, something as basic as soy powder (for blending) costs more than whey, which is arguably more expensive to produce. I get whey at $4.5 a pound. Currently, Like most people, I supplement my plant protein sources with meat and diary extracts.

    6. Re:I would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rice is very high carbohydrate, low protein, and many people cannot stand the taste of beans or recieve a large quantity of unwanted flatulence from them. I have never found either of these to be even remotely adequate substitutes. Eating rice for protein is about as sensible as eating frybread with corn syrup, nutritionally speaking. And "complete" certainly doesn't mean "matching a healthy natural human profile that fits well with our genetics" it just means "You won't die from lack of critical amino acids"

      As a person who lives in an urban area, I can attest that I've priced out different nutrition plans trying to get as much real food, protein, and healthy fats and minimizing low nutrient, high carbohydrate foods, and I haven't found a single vegetarian option that would allow me to reach the same nutrient profile as 2kcal of meat and cheese per day in fewer than 3500 calories that puts at least half of that into carbs.

      Worsening my health, being more expensive, requiring substantially more time and energy to prepare in a way that is palatable, all together show that they do not replace or address any of my concerns regarding diet or budget. You're just a liar, flat out, and you deserve no respect whatsoever for it.

  51. Re:Yes by Memnos · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I suppose you're right in a sense. Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. Mmm..

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  52. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 2

    You are outnumbered by vegetarian lifeforms.

    Yes, the food that my food eats.

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  53. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent. They taste better!

  54. Latent problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South Africa is a country of meat lovers. In the past year a great part of the country has suffered water shortages, to the point where it is frowned upon to water your garden, or an your car. People even stopped flushing the toilets in shopping centres! Except nobody realises how much latent water it takes to grow one kilogram of beef, pork, lamb or chicken.

    Growing meat is incredibly taxing on water demand, I encourage everyone to research this fact. Ignorance is no excuse for acting like bigots.

    Signed, Santa Claus

    1. Re:Latent problems by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      AC South Africa had a working water and power system in the past.
      Its not a beef problem.
      Just support the water and power networks again and water will flow again as it did in the past.

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    2. Re:Latent problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC South Africa had a working water and power system in the past.

      South Africa also had white people running it in the past. Restore apartheid and you'll have water and power again. Don't count on it otherwise.

  55. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually you're full of dogshit on that.

  56. Oxymoron by chuckugly · · Score: 1

    "Plant based meat" is an oxymoron unless that's what we're calling grass fed beef now.

    1. Re:Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corn is a grass fwiw

  57. Re: Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Panda: Non endangered mammal. Habitat: Global

  58. Telling subjects what to eat by mi · · Score: 0

    What kind of world asks people [...]

    The world, where the benign and omniscient government officials know better, what you should eat. They have such a good track-record. Most of the toiling masses accept this guidance voluntarily. The few cantankerous ones, who do not, need to be:

    1. Re-educated
    2. Shamed
    3. Compelled

    into compliance. It is mandatory, comrade...

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    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re:Telling subjects what to eat by Kohath · · Score: 1

      the benign and omniscient government officials know better, what you should eat

      Ruling from atop their sacred food pyramid?

    2. Re:Telling subjects what to eat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever they are telling you to do, or not to do, it is a lie. You should always do exactly the opposite.

  59. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by mukinrestak · · Score: 2

    I was given a sample of an incredibly ok faux meat at whole foods a few months back. I don't remember the name of it, because, well, I eat real meat, but it was a very decent beef imitation, and if they can bring the cost down to less than real meat I could see myself eating faux-burgers from now own. (Unfortunately it was like 1.25 times the cost of actual ground beef FROM WHOLE FOODS, which is already an inflated meat price compared to other grocers)

  60. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or 3: You do no wish to be mistaken for a vegan.

  61. Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taste is not objective. Remember when you were a kid? Never slept at a friend's and enjoyed a family meal you'd have rejected right away at home? So you must give it a try. A small difference in taste might make no difference to your buddies while you'd find it atrocious. There are genetic differences that make some people reject broccoli for instance.
    To me vegan dishes either try to taste good and can be very successful, or try to pass as meat-based and taste like third-rate food. I have yet to try worms. I like shrimps or crab, but my taste buds strangely reject the few insects I tried.
    The worst food I ever tried: deep-fried silkworm at a small dirty stand by the road in Vietnam back in 2000. The oil looked over-used but the driver said they tasted OK so I tried. That's when I experienced that taste buds can overflow: I had to eat 4 to understand that the weird feeling it gave me actually meant I'd vomit if I ate a fifth...

    1. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taste is not objective.

      No, but there are overwhelming trends. 98% of the world would rather eat steak than whatever tofu/bean curd/eggplant/soy nightmare the vegans are trotting out as the newest meat replacement. 2% might disagree, but Texas isn't going to overhaul its economy for their sake.

    2. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Taste is not objective

      Obviously, but whoever said that what people choose to put in their own bodies is generally going to be determined by objective criteria in the first place?

    3. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bad, I mistook "what does it taste like?" for a question...

    4. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It was, but more to the point of does it taste like the meat it replaces or not? If not, then whether it presents a nutritional substitute or not is irrelevant.

    5. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      WYP? A hamburger at Arby's will taste different from a hamburger from Jack in the Box. The point is to try it and see....if you can stop being a doosh long enough to do so.

    6. Re:Just try it out at a vegan restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold your horses! I can refrain from eating them :)
      It doesn't need to taste like the meat it replaces. It needs to taste good. Not all people will get meat withdrawal symptoms if they don't have their steak every day.
      I've spread a vegan paste on a slice of bread that tasted surprisingly meaty to me. Not to some friends.
      I've shared a vegan meal at a restaurant with people praising "Incredible! I would have sworn this is beef!". I still wonder whether they were delusional, or there's a wide human variation of taste perception. I would have sworn nobody could possibly remotely associate that, er, thing, with meat. More like, acceptable last resort survival ration.
      So who knows what it tastes like to you or to John Doe, today or in 30 years.
      The point is that a big fraction of humanity doesn't have financial access to meat, or more generally, to a healthy diet. This could be you or me, or our children, in some near or far future. Our planet can't produce much meat for everybody for a long time, so who knows who will get shares of the small pie.
      Also, I have this gut feeling that the way we treat humans can't be very far from the way we treat animals. Are you aware of what we do to pigs in most industrial pig farms? I feel the price of cheap meat will be paid back with some kind of heartless currency. The meat grinder will come back for us!
      So go try out meat substitutes. Tastes are a great experiment subject.
      Real nerds try to hack their taste buds :)

  62. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sales controls your gut, bro.

  63. Re: Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And which name have you given your fictional country? Had the best beef ever in Bangalore!

  64. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 2
    I'm not here to apologize for the waste not/want not practice of using the whole dog.

    Additionally, we only engage in coprophagia to correct digestive deficiencies.

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  65. A war? Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't make vegetarians look any worse because you need clickbait. Many vegs don't wear their diet on their sleeve and are merely happy to have alternatives that are as versatile as meat.

    People will kill animals to eat them. We should focus on responsible, humane farming instead. We can start by enforcing some real standards for the animals' lives. Living in a cage and being pumped full of antibiotics is no way for anything to live. If you're gonna eat it, at least give it a half-decent life beforehand.

    I think vegetarians and omnivores can coexist just fine. No war necessary.

  66. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by mukinrestak · · Score: 1

    Just remembered, it was called a Beyond Burger. And according to the googles it's actually a lot more expensive than I remembered, so fuck that. $12/lb is not a good price point for competing with beef, although I think it's probably tolerable for catering to the vegans.

  67. Where does it end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

    1. Re:Where does it end? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green is the most popular because it tastes better than the plankton-based Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow.

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  68. A fine solution to explore eventually... by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    ...once we have consumed all of the vegetarians, having stood in for the role of âoeCowâ converting plant life to (presumably) tasty protein.

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  69. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by mukinrestak · · Score: 1

    $6/lb, sorry. I could have sworn there was an edit post button here back when...

  70. My Punch List on the Subject by AlanObject · · Score: 4, Interesting

    * It is likely your last cucumber sandwich killed as many animals as your last hamburger.

    * Humans were evolved to eat meat. To be fully vegetarian you would need a much longer digestive tract in which you could ferment plant matter like a gorilla or cow.

    * Zinc, B12, and about a dozen other micro-nutrients that are NOT optional are hard to get for a vegetarian and impossible for a vegan. Popping a bunch of dietary supplements is a poor substitute and no way to live.

    * There has never been a sustained human population that was fully vegetarian.

    * The way we treat food animals is cruel, horrific and unconscionable. This is one area where the militant vegans and I see eye to eye. It has to stop.

    * Cattle and other food animals can be easily raised on land that is not farmable. Too rocky too steep or soil where only grasses grow. The animal secretions help the ecosystem build more fertile topsoil. Other species live with cow pastures whereas plant agriculture tends toward monoculture where everything but the desired crop is poisoned and killed.

    That's off the top of my head. I have a couple dozen more points but I am done for tonight.

    1. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * It is likely your last cucumber sandwich killed as many animals as your last hamburger.

      [citation required] or have we just gone full alt-factual now?

      Pretty much everything else you wrote is just as bullshitty.

    2. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      * It is likely your last cucumber sandwich killed as many animals as your last hamburger.

      Naked bullshit.

      * Zinc, B12, and about a dozen other micro-nutrients that are NOT optional are hard to get for a vegetarian and impossible for a vegan. Popping a bunch of dietary supplements is a poor substitute and no way to live.

      * There has never been a sustained human population that was fully vegetarian.

      It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

      * Cattle and other food animals can be easily raised on land that is not farmable. Too rocky too steep or soil where only grasses grow. The animal secretions help the ecosystem build more fertile topsoil. Other species live with cow pastures whereas plant agriculture tends toward monoculture where everything but the desired crop is poisoned and killed.

      Bullshit. Cattle live on land that is suitable for arable farming and take massive amounts of water. Sheep, or goats, maybe, but how many people in the USA eats sheep or goat?

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    3. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

      the funny thing about asian vegetarianism, even for hindu/buddhist, is that it's less extreme and doesn't usually include things like bugs, fish or whatever happens to be the thing that have for eat only.

      and you know how a bunch, almost all, western buddhists are vegetarian? almost none of the asian buddhists are vegetarian, not even the monks.

    4. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by geekymachoman · · Score: 2

      > Naked bullshit.

      The guy you're replying to forgot that typical vegan don't count anything smaller than a bird as a living thing. They judge which forms of life are OK to kill and which are not. So all sort of bugs that get killed, dislocated or whatever when the harvest season begin - don't matter. They cannot see them, hence they're not important ( in the eyes of the vegans ).

      > It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

      Yeah, let's look at the Indians (i'm assuming you mean the ones that let cows roam and shit the streets because they think it's a Deity)... for the proper way of life. Not.

      >Bullshit. Cattle live on land that is suitable for arable farming and take massive amounts of water

      I grew up in a village, cows usually where taken to pastures where there's a lot of grass. Land that will never become farmland.. because it just isn't. The grass is growing there because it is and that was it. It's still grassland, 25 years after I've been there.

    5. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by redcliffe · · Score: 1

      I like and agree with your list.

      On the micronutrient front, it's possible to breed the bacteria that produce B12 and other meet derived vitamins. There are vegan B12 and Omega 3 supplements available. I don't think this will be a barrier in the future.

      I will continue to eat meat until and alternative I like exists. I think mince, burger and sausage will the first thing we replace with modern plant alternatives. I think we need to just to be able to be sustainable in the future. With modern technology though we shouldn't have to sacrifice what we enjoy. We'll be able to create a seemingly identical product that is much healthier and much less resource intensive.

    6. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But food animals that are treated well bring more profit. And since profit is evil, and we can't have that, they must be treated poorly.

    7. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has never been a sustained human population that was fully vegetarian.

      India? +5 interesting my ass.. first time i've been back to slashdot for a while and I can see it's still aids and cancerous.

      Your other points are all equally wrong. You need hardly any B12 (2.4 MICROGRAMS. Thats 1mg would be 1 year of your RDA) and it comes from plants in the first place you dumbass, how you think the animals get B12 in the first place? Your list is a list of top 6 misunderstandings and bullshit thrown out at every vegetarian. So fucking ignorant ugh...

    8. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

        7 out of every 10 Indians are vitamin deficient. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

    9. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy you're replying to forgot that typical vegan don't count anything smaller than a bird as a living thing. They judge which forms of life are OK to kill and which are not. So all sort of bugs that get killed, dislocated or whatever when the harvest season begin

      Or you're a dumbass. It takes somewhere around 4.67 pounds of corn for a pound of beef (really, the numbers wildly vary but even the lower end of 2.07 pounds is overly optimistic). By reasonably consideration, you're killing a ton of insects to grow that 4.67 pounds of corn relative to cucumbers.

      I grew up in a village, cows usually where taken to pastures where there's a lot of grass. Land that will never become farmland.. because it just isn't. The grass is growing there because it is and that was it. It's still grassland, 25 years after I've been there.

      And now imagine if there weren't cows there. There'd be a lot more insect life, right? Hmm..almost like destroying the natural cover indirectly killings millions of insects by birds. Yep, right, we're not counting those...

      Seriously, there's no way you can require more energy to create beef and somehow magically not result in more death by sheer prospect of growing said planet life. Do I point out the ecological issues that are happening because of the mass irrigation in areas with the Ogallala Aquifer? You know, that area create for ranching livestock precisely because of that irrigation. No biggy if it dries up, of course. It'll only take 6,000 years to replenish through rainfall.

    10. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      If humans were evolved to eat meat, we'd have carnassians. Humans are omnivores. The closest human relatives - chimps - mostly eat fruit.

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    11. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      7 out of every 10 Indians are vitamin deficient. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

      Probably just small sample size.

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    12. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've had the war on fats for decades in the US and all we got out of it was systemic diabetes.

      Just what exactly are we going to get out of this?

    13. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegans are cooks generally, but vegetarianism is actually healthy when you eat varied enough.

    14. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

      Yeah, let's look at the Indians (i'm assuming you mean the ones that let cows roam and shit the streets because they think it's a Deity)... for the proper way of life. Not.

      TFW you read a rebuttal that actually rebuts itself.

    15. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      * Zinc, B12, and about a dozen other micro-nutrients that are NOT optional are hard to get for a vegetarian and impossible for a vegan. Popping a bunch of dietary supplements is a poor substitute and no way to live.

      * There has never been a sustained human population that was fully vegetarian.

      It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.

      Are you talking about these millions of Indians: https://food.ndtv.com/opinions...

      But hey since you hold India in such high regards maybe there's other ways we could save the environment, e.g. I could pipe up my toilet to your bath tub and you could could wash yourself in my excrement. Maybe we'll throw a dead body or two in there too. After all if it's okay for millions of Indians, why not! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    16. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by AlanObject · · Score: 2

      It takes somewhere around 4.67 pounds of corn for a pound of beef

      You should not be feeding cows corn. It is done a lot because it is very cheap. But corn is not natural to cows instead they were evolved to eat grass. When you stuff them in feed lots and force them to eat corn their digestive tracts turn septic and they start breeding pathogens. Crammed together the way they are they pass that around. That is why cows are given antibiotics.

      The problem isn't meat. The problem is factory farmed cheap meat.

      By reasonably consideration, you're killing a ton of insects to grow that 4.67 pounds of corn relative to cucumbers.

      This makes no sense. People grow corn for all sorts of reasons other than as cattle feed. Also, pastured cattle co-exist just fine with insects pretty much as the their genetic ancestors and cousins did. So it makes no sense to associate good beef-raising practices with problems to raising corn.

    17. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't meat. The problem is factory farmed cheap meat

      "Cheap meat" really means the actual costs aren't reflected in the price aka they are externalities.

      And 99% of modern day, world-threatening problems can be boiled down to externalities.

    18. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would happily replace beef with prairie fed bison.

    19. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cousin owns a farm at Aramac, in western Queensland, Australia. The landscape looks like this. There is enough grass to feed the cattle, barely, but there is no way you could farm most things. They certainly don't have "massive amounts of water".

      That said, there are certainly cattle farms that could be better used as crop farms (especially grain-fed). But the only things that could be farmed more efficiently out at Aramac are kangaroos, and no one likes to eat those.

    20. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's not like there are millions of Indians who are vegetarian, is it? Oh wait, there are.
      Um, and seven out of ten Indians are malnourished. source. India Times.
      So it is only sustainable due to mass reproductive rates that cover up the increased deaths and that massive reproduction causes a lot of other problems.

    21. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's look at the Indians (i'm assuming you mean the ones that let cows roam and shit the streets because they think it's a Deity)... for the proper way of life. Not. .

      Death to America.

    22. Re:My Punch List on the Subject by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Cattle and other food animals can be easily raised on land that is not farmable. Too rocky too steep or soil where only grasses grow. The animal secretions help the ecosystem build more fertile topsoil.

      Perhaps you have a different definition of farmable. In the UK the good land is used for crops & cattle pasture. Sheep are raised on land that isn't much good for anything else - or as we call it, "Wales".

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  71. Re:Educational thing by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    I didn't say children eat only plant-based meat. Many ways to get proteins (tofu, Beans & Lentils. ... Lowfat or Nonfat Dairy. ... Fish & Shellfish. ... Tofu & Other Soy Foods. ... Nuts, Nut Butters & Seeds. ... Pork Loin. ... Eggs....)

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  72. Re: Educational thing by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Panda: Habitat: Global

    Global Zoos, you mean.

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  73. Beef producers are wrong about fertilizer by caseih · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So I'm a farmer, but I must confess that the beef producers are wrong about the natural fertilizer thing. The fact is that all food (human or animal) removes nutrients from the soil in which they grew. Cattle concentrate some nutrients in their manure which can be placed back on the land, but the nutrients that go into the beef itself end up in human waste products. If those are not recycled, they are removed from the farm land, and must be replaced with nutrients from another source, usually mined in the form of minerals like phosphate.

    Either way you look at it, to get sustainable food production, we must recycling all organic waste, even human waste, back into farms and fields. If this loop is closed, then obviously plant-based proteins are going to be our best, most efficient bet.

    I for one have no problem with replacing meat with plant proteins if we can get the taste and texture somewhat good. I'm in favor.

    1. Re:Beef producers are wrong about fertilizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one have no problem with replacing meat with plant proteins if we can get the taste and texture somewhat good. I'm in flavor.

      FTFY

    2. Re:Beef producers are wrong about fertilizer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If the loop is closed, then the only difference is how much food it takes to produce your food, and it becomes about transportation efficiency.

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    3. Re:Beef producers are wrong about fertilizer by Solandri · · Score: 2

      1) There's typically a 10:1 ratio in biomass at each step of the food chain. That is, to produce 1 pound of beef, the cow needs to eat roughly 10 pounds of grass. So 90% of the nutrients the cow gets from the grass end up recycled in cow manure. Only 10% goes into the beef (where 9% becomes human feces and 1% becomes human biomass). The vast majority of what the cow consumes ends up going into its manure, not "some."

      2) "Nutrients" do not necessarily survive cellular processes. The catalyst-type nutrients do (although they usually break down into smaller chunks over time, else you would never need to eat more of those nutrients). But the building block-type get transformed into different molecules. So it's improper to think of the system as having some sort of "nutrient balance" where the amount of nutrients consumed equals the amount of nutrients expelled. What usually happens when there are insufficient nutrients is that the plant or animal uses energy to convert raw elements or simple molecules into the required nutrients.

    4. Re:Beef producers are wrong about fertilizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm a farmer

      You have also said you are a sysadmin for both linux and windows, a developer, a programmer, a computer scientist, a web developer, a commercial motor vehicle driver, and has strongly insinuated to be an electrical engineer, you must be either the most successful modern polymath or a liar. Impressive that you have enough time between debugging linux servers while mobile developing on a windows vm while hauling your tractor with your CDL vehicle to read slashdot and post throughout working hours every day.

      Like so many frequent posters, claiming to be a professional at whatever subject at hand to inject your opinion with authority.

      This entire discussion has been filled with more bullshit than the farms we are discussing.

  74. Sex Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, if I've gotten a sex robot back in the 60's, I'd be a Millionaire, not have to pay child support, or having to listen to the bitch. I also had a second oportunity in the 80's. Lets say a robot is $100K for the self cleaning model. That is CHEAP compared to what a Woman will cost.

    Now, the obligatory sex discriminatin thing. The MALE sex robot, is a LOT cheaper, and cleans with a paper towel.

    The problem is, way I see it, What the Heck do we do with all the Women that are going to be replaced by Sex Robots?

  75. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of it as the tesla of meat replacements - high-end whole-foods pricing first, and then proletariat pricing once it sells in volume. Also, beyond meat isn't the only startup playing in the market. There is also Impossible Burger.

    A fake steak isn't on the horizon anytime soon. But ground and shredded meat substitutes (beyond does fake chicken too) are coming along great.

  76. Where's the Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the beef?

  77. Re:Yes by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Even your grammar is incorrect. Meat is a physical object. Murder is an action. They cannot be equated.

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  78. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by harperska · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... Plant base diet is much more adapted for human...

    Vitamin B12 says otherwise.

    The diet requiring less supplementation (or ideally none at all), i.e. naturally providing all necessary nutrients, would logically be the one most adapted for humans.

  79. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Desktop site does preview, then a chance to post or edit.

    Mobile does not.

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  80. NO 0xDE 0xAD 0xBE 0xEF is tastey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO 0xDE 0xAD 0xBE 0xEF is tastey

  81. Re:Yes by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are very good arguments that the state of our fellow humans today isn't due to available calories, it's due to the way we've messed with the form of those calories.

    The drawback of plant-based substitute meat is that you have to put all your faith in corporate food engineering, and that industry has demonstrated on more than one occasion that they will not only take a casual attitude to towards the health of their customers, but will also actively cover up known concerns with their products.

  82. Re:Educational thing by mukinrestak · · Score: 1

    Veganism/vegetarianism is a viable dietary strategy for humans, but it requires a lot more knowledge of nutrition in order to get all the amino acids we require than is required by just eating a steak every once in a while. It also has much less calories by volume than a diet with animal derived proteins and fats.

    The only non-meat complete protein I can think of off the top of my head is the native American combo of corn beans and squash, and even with that the corn has to be nixtamalised in order to free niacin and prevent pellagra

  83. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Replacing beef with plants will do *nothing* for the starving nations of the world, because we can already feed them three times over. Source.

    World hunger is not a production problem, it is a distribution problem. It will not be solved by eliminating meat from anyone's diet.

  84. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by chispito · · Score: 1

    Soyrizo, in my experience, makes a pretty good chorizo substitute. Too bad I only eat chorizo a few times a year, and my wife is Mexican American.

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  85. Re:Yes by sound+vision · · Score: 1

    Cannibalism isn't necessarily murder either. For example, someone dies of natural causes and afterward their flesh is eaten.

  86. Seaquest DSV - prediction came true by burni2 · · Score: 1

    Meat was outlawed and replaced by a plant based surrogate.

    But according to the series due to production of methane which carries a high impact on global warming due to being 25 times as potent as CO2.

    Next there are fusion powered atmospheric converters catching CO2 and producing O2 because mankind has reduced the forest and cut off that O2 source.

    Ohh wait .. the swiss are going to trial that minus the fusion powered and O2 regeneration.

    1. Re:Seaquest DSV - prediction came true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the part where hypocrite Captain Bridger steals a burger from some of the officers, TAKES A BITE OF IT, and throws it in the trashcan.
       
      This demonstrates,
      1. People are still amazingly wasteful in the 21st century.
      2. You can still buy meat in the 21st century in this fictional setting
      3. Bridger is a bad leader. He should have turned in the two officers to the UEO and had them courtmartialed and JAILED.

    2. Re:Seaquest DSV - prediction came true by burni2 · · Score: 1

      2.) Yes, like any restricted goods, you can still buy drugs in "our" 21st century.

      3.) no, in contrast, this behaviour is that of a legitimate leader,
      not only by rank, but by reputation.

      When you command people being absolute is not a good option - because you will get a bunch of rule following idiots, instead of a creative and potent strike force - needless to say a trusting force. But you must not let "the grip" slip too much.

    3. Re:Seaquest DSV - prediction came true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was outlawed for the masses, the rich/connected still had platters of it for their little soirees. If I remember correctly that stuck-up general even boasted "they must feed them something special down there in [insert country]."

    4. Re:Seaquest DSV - prediction came true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like jamming a multi-trillion dollar submarine into a volcanic vent on a LAME hunch that it will block up something with ten orders of magnitude more energy behind it?
       
      I'd let the man design the sub, but I sure wouldn't let him do as much as piloting it.

  87. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that country where they have designated shitting streets?

  88. Da night afo’ Crizzmus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wus da night afo’ Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
    everybody be sleepin’ and da sleepin’ be good.
    We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
    dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

    All of da family, was layin’ on da flo’,
    my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some snow ho.
    Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
    when I heared such a fuss, I thunk.”Sh’eet, must be da law”.

    I pulled the sheet off da window and what I’ze could see,
    I was spectin’ the sherrif, wif a warrent fo’ me.
    But what did I see, made me say, “Lawd look ‘a dat!”
    Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

    Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
    but it looks like us brotha’s, got a black un’ tonight.
    Faster than a poe’lice car, my homeboy he came,
    and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

    On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
    On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
    Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
    I knowed it fo’ sho’, - can you believe that Sheet?

    Dat Santy didn’t need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do’,
    an I sez to myself, “Son o’ bitch..he don did dis befo!”
    He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
    Wif “Air Jordans” and fake gold, to wear roun’ my neck.

    But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
    He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
    Den, wif my sh*t in his bag, out da windo’ he flew,
    I sho’ woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

    He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
    and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
    So nex year I be hopin’, a white Santy we git,
    ’cause a black Santy Claws, just ain’t worf a shit!

  89. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider the panda

    After considering the panda, I find myself wondering how you've confused pandas with humans.

  90. Take off commies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You freaking communists better bring lots of guns to prize the steak out of my cold dead hands. But I'll take a bunch of you hippie commie pinko fags with me before you get me and my steak.

  91. ask this question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should idiots like the one who posted this be allowed to bread?

    The answer to both questions is NO.

  92. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man how about you stop ridiculing people that like insects and instead maybe bother to TRY ONE. The insects are very tasty and are better than hormone containing beef which *will* make you hit puberty sooner and *will* make you have clogged arteries sooner. I find it telling that people like you are so quick to judge without ever trying first basically like you have a notion of what something is just by guessing at it.
     
    It is a universally accepted fact that meat is "evil" in many ways. You are killing a living orgasm just to have something that is pleasurable to eat. That animal, whether it be a fish or a cow or a river otter or a chicken (each culture has its "tastes") has feelings and knows it's about to die when it is on the chopping block. Imagine chopping up your mother or brother. It takes about 10x the amount of energy to create a pound of meat than it does a pound of wheat. So real civilized people would instead explore novel ways to create food that does not harm other living organisms.

  93. One use case: It tastes good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't give a crap where it comes from. As long as it looks, smells and tastes like meat, I don't care.

  94. Re: nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've already reached "peak child" Please educate yourself on this topic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E

  95. Re:Yes by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    And you will be consumed by bacteria, which are now egging you on through your gut to eat more so you die soon and they can feast.

  96. Re: Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Panda also sleep for long periods and when they move they move really slowly. The food they eat would not sustain a fast metabolism.

  97. Should? Who is Making this Decision, for Whom? by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

    I read this transcript, and like most well meaning generalizations, it fails to provide specific actors other than "we", "us", "the United States" and "the rest of the world."

    So no, in general, without a specific actor, plant-based meat should not replace beef. That is because:
    1.) There is no such thing as plant based meat. It does not exist, despite how much anyone wants it to exist.
    2.) For whom should this replacement apply? I think this should be up to individuals to decide. If the costs to the planet are so high, and there is sufficient military might to enforce a global beef curtailing, then this costs should be reflected in the costs of beef. Then, if someone wants to pay actual (not externalities) then these costs should be reflected in the cost of beef. This is my opinion.

    Good luck setting up your global government to enforce these price controls, or unspecified bans on beef. This is 100% impractical.

  98. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a tool. A metallic, humorless tool.

  99. As feed for carnivores maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as it made the carnivore that I then ate, taste better.

  100. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plants aren't living organisms?!?

  101. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is nasty

    You ever eaten elk tenderloin? Just finishing one right now, from the elk I shot two months ago. Nothing tastier in the world!

  102. Re: Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Countries that dont eat cows eat pigs. Countries that dont eat pigs eat cows. At the end of the day theyre still meat eaters.

  103. I like meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's very satisfying, nourishes my body and tastes good. I think I'll keep eating it.
    If you like vegetable matter, good for you. Don't tell me how/what to eat and I won't hunt you food next winter. Does anyone know how grass fed vegan tastes? Is it good?

  104. are you actually fucking insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK YOU

  105. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most plants do not have nervous systems. So group them in the same basket with bacteria and fungi. They cannot feel anything as they die so are of little importance.

  106. Perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should just eat people that don't like meat and can't handle the fact we love meat. They would be delicious I suspect. A fair trade.

  107. Re:Educational thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nope, only some populations are genetically equipped for a vegetarian diet. For the rest, lack of meat causes brain shrinkage and mental disorders.

    This. There is a long out of print book by Mark Vonnegut called "The Eden Express" Mark suffered from Schizophrenia in the early 1970's, and much of his problems were based on a vegetarian diet. After stabilizing him with Thorazine and shock treatments, he went on a normal diet, and with vitamin supplements, became a normal productive person.

    I tried vegatarianism in the early 1980's, and while I didn't go any crazier than I am now, it severely fucked up my digestive system. Fortunately, going back to a normal diet reset my intestinal flora.

    That's vegetarian -- vegan diet is far more harmful.

    I have always thought that a vegan starts out with trying to define everything in life as good or bad (this is a bad thing to do, and leads to bad mental outcomes) So they embark on a journey to try to ensure that everything they do is good.

    Killing animals is bad, especially the cute ones, so eating their "corpse meat" is likewise bad. So they stop. That Chicken didn't give you permission to eat it's eggs, or that cow it's milk or the honey we callously steal from the innocent bees. So that is verboten.

    So they embark on this completely irrational and artificial and un-natural diet of only things they have determined are ethically "good".

    My reply to them is that just who are they to set themselves up as arbiter of what is good and bad.

    All life is precious, from the lowest bacteria to yeasts, to plants, to animals. And unless a human being somehow becomes a chemoautotroph, and can surgive by directly taking minerals and digesting them, the human does not live unless the human kills another life form. No way around it. The vegan is no less a killer than the meat eaters they consider below them.

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  108. Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by GreatDrok · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally I don't eat meat any more but you just have to look at the trends of the last few decades and the increasing availability of cheap mass farmed meats and the death of the traditional butcher shop to see the impact our current eating habits have on us. If we returned to meat being more of a treat we would be a lot healthier than we are but the meat industry has convinced everyone that they must eat far more meat than they actually should and worse, they have scaled up production to appalling levels inflicting terrible short lives on the animals people are eating.

    I visited the USDA-MARC in Nebraska some years back and they are busy breeding animals to produce more meat with less food input and in shorter time because that's what the farmers want. The product of this intensive farming doesn't taste good compared with grass fed animals but people want (or have been convinced they want) a lot of cheap meat. Whatever technology can do to improve our diets and reduce the mistreatment of animals has got to be good. I wouldn't go so far as saying people can't eat meat, but I have to say that the amount of abuse I get from people who do eat it because I won't shows that they clearly know they're the ones on the wrong side of the fence.

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    1. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excessive input of carbohydrates and insufficient input of animal fats is the cause of Obesity. If you deliberately eliminate all carbohydrates you possibly can, and deliberately increase your intake of "good" animal fats (stay away from anything that is supposedly reduced-fat or fat-free), then you will not be obese.

      Eating three double-big-macs per day (breakfast lunch and dinner) is a good and healthy diet. Just stay away from the soft drinks and the stuff fried in rapeseed oil and you will be fine (french fries cooked in lard or bacon grease are good for you, if you can find them).

    2. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sire are a moron. Obesity, insulin resistance, metabolic syndrome x, diabetes type 2 are all linked to carbohydrates in the diet, not to meat or protein. The problem with overeating on meat is that the body will synthesize carbs from the excess.

    3. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The product of this intensive farming doesn't taste good compared with grass fed animals

      Have you actually tasted these different kinds of meat? The organic and especially free-range beef I've tried has been tough and stringy with less fat (not as tasty) compared to the mass-produced beef. It turns out lazy cows result in more tender meat, and fat cows results in tastier meat. That's why they prevent calves from moving their entire lives and overfeed them to produce veal - if the muscles don't do work, the meat ends up more tender and fattier/tastier.

      I wouldn't go so far as saying people can't eat meat, but I have to say that the amount of abuse I get from people who do eat it because I won't shows that they clearly know they're the ones on the wrong side of the fence.

      Well if you don't eat meat, then clearly you're unqualified to state which method of production produces better-tasting meat. If you then make judgmental statements about eating meat to meat eaters from that unqualified position (as you just did above), I'm not at all surprised that they heap abuse upon you. Quite clearly you're the one in the wrong.

      I have yet to meet a single meat-eater who insists on the meat coming from animals. If scientists can develop a way to grow meat in a lab or convert plants into something that tastes and feels like meat but is cheaper and less damaging to the environment, they're all for it. The only people holding an absolute opinion on this topic are the people who refuse to eat meat, and want to impose that behavior onto everyone else.

    4. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overwhelming success in keto-based diets says you're wrong. They're simply gobbling other diets up for a reason.

      One primary difference between the US and Europe in the last several decades is the US war on fats. When we eat meat it's usually wrapped in a whole bunch of carbs, or comes with a giant side of them, and we've been drinking enormous amounts of sugar along with it. The diabetes is killing us now, and when the diabetes isn't killing us, it's taking all of our resources due to the enormous impact it has on our health care requirements. This mess is just a combination of virtue signalling and people thinking "they know better", which is kind of what got us into the whole diabetes mess in the first place.

    5. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in an office, doing IT stuff generally.
      I don't really exercise, although I make it a point to walk to nearby places instead of using transport.
      My Samsung Note 8 step counter says I take about 10k steps a day. And thats when I have the phone with me.
      I am an omnivore, who eats pretty much anything, and even the occasional junk food. And I also drink alcohol and smoke.
      Am about 40 years old, about 1.75m tall and weight a decent approx 57kg (last I checked about a week ago).

      I know fat vegetarians (seen the hindu temple priests in india? some of them are obese, and they are supposed to be vegetarians), and there are also people like me.

      It's not what you eat. It's what you do. And funny thing, if you are not too lazy, you can actually get away without needing to dedicate time for exercise, gym, etc and still enjoy whatever food you want.

    6. Re:Obesity linked to excess meat in diet by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

      Or there's another trend you could look at. We went through a HUGE non-fat spree for decades when I was growing up. This meant eating lots of lean meat instead of fat and, of course, meant eating more sugar and carbs and other substitutes.

      People are so afraid to address the carb epidemic because nobody wants to live without them. If we just tried, our appetites would decrease and our pallets could expand to other healthier frontiers. Having done the keto diet multiple times, this is all quite obvious.

      But what would the food industry do if we all ate lots of salad and stopped eating carbs? 80% of a grocery store is carbs, and 90% of those are unhealthy. All IMO of course.

  109. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Honey garlic venison sausages. Absolutely divine.

  110. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? Only about 1/10 of the calories eaten by a cow becomes usable.

  111. Were the issue solely protein by bferrell · · Score: 1

    There MIGHT be a point. Unfortunately that's not the case.
    Meat, in it's various animal forms, provides nutrients beyond just protein.
    For those interested in a somewhat thick read, have a look at The Big Fat Surprise by Nina Teicholz

  112. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made from industrial chemicals?

  113. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's grass-fed beef. It won't satisfy people who don't eat meat for ethical reasons, but it does have less environmental impact than feedlot fattened beef.

    On the other hand it's leaner, and the flavor is different and takes some getting used to. It also take somewhat more land to grow a set number of pounds of beef -- although that land isn't cultivated. Also the USDA has stopped attempting to police the term "grass fed" so you can't quite be sure whether you're actually getting grass-finished beef now. All beef cattle forage for grass at some point in their lives so you could be getting anything.

    That means going with meat from a local farmer -- which is terrific in terms of quality and environmental impact, but costs a lot more on a per-pound basis.

    On the other other hand consuming less of higher quality meat is probably a good thing. You don't really need that much protein. Practically everyone could probably manage an upgrade in culinary quality, healthiness and environmental impact at the same time, but it would take some thought and adjustment.

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  114. When we run out of Beef... by Zurkeyon3733 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say we start eating the PETA activists and Vegans! :-D

    1. Re:When we run out of Beef... by hawk · · Score: 1

      I have long maintained that the only reason to keep celebrities around is as a reserve protein source in case of apocalypse . . .

      hawk

    2. Re:When we run out of Beef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you still won't get your vitamins!

  115. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheis by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Then what was in the drawer on the Millenium Falcon?

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  116. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find your comment cold, sarcastic, and frigidly chilling. How does one get a point across to someone as clothesminded as you?

  117. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can vegetarianism persist in India?

  118. Meat by tquasar · · Score: 1

    Click bait. Release the hounds.

  119. No To Bug Burgers by mentil · · Score: 1

    Plant-based meat? Ok. Synthetic meat? Why not.
    But I am never, ever, touching patties made from insect meat, no matter how many "grasshoppers are the next big superfood!" articles are written.
    Never gonna forget that scene from Snowpiercer. No. Thanks.

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  120. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat.

  121. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Hey man how about you stop ridiculing people that like insects and instead maybe bother to TRY ONE.

    I've tried bees, ants, grasshoppers and larvae. Neither is something I'd want to eat again, unless it's to be polite. There's an earthy bitter taste I just can't bring myself to like, any more than I can like green tea or broccoli. I'll eat it if hungry enough, but it's not enjoyable for me.
    Give me meat, and preferably heart, bone marrow and liver. Tastes and textures that make me salivate. Insects just don't do that.

  122. No. I like real meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world was a better place thousands of years ago.

  123. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    The article presents a false premise. Chains like sonic are now offering burgers that blend beef and mushroom to improve health and still taste good (well, for some value of good. I guess Sonic isn't the epitome of gourmet.) It seems quite reasonable that we should be able to come up with a plant-based product close enough to beef that we can blend it in burgers in a way that is either unnoticeable or actually improves the flavor. We don't really need to get to 100% in order to have significant impact.

  124. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 1

    All life is precious you insensitive clod, and you do not live unless you kill something. Plant? You killed, animal? You killed it.

    Jains only eat parts of plants that can be harvested without killing the plant.

  125. Also, insulin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The switch to synthetic, e. coli produced insulin, raised the price of insulin by roughly a factor of 10. The synthetically produced "human" insulins are grotesquely expensive, are notably shorter duration which requires more insulin for us Type 1 diabetics, contributes to hypoglycemic unawareness which can be *deadly*, and has only a theoretical benefit in being the "human" molecule. There are some sensitivity issues, but they occur with "human" insulin as much as they do with beef or pork insulin with modern purification technologies.

    In other words, we could lower the price of insulin for millions of people worldwide by roughly $200/month by making better use of animal resources that already exist. It's harvested from the slaughterhouse. It used to be harvested from slaughterhouse fetuses, because the digestive juices produced by the pancreas can be quite corrosive. But they've gotten *very* efficient at harvesting insulin from even adult cattle over the last 50 years. But no, fools have been sold on the idea that "human is better" and thus cost all that extra money every month for millions of people around the world.

    1. Re:Also, insulin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got news for you, diabetes is a completely curable condition.

  126. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't eat grass though, so converting grass into cow at a 10% efficiency is far still better than the 0% efficiency you get from, say, licking a lawnmower blade. There's lots of land that's suitable for growing grass and not much else. Why not raise herds of cattle on it? Tasty, renewable, full of calories and nutrients!

  127. Obligatory Hitchiker's Guide quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:"

    “A green salad,” said Arthur emphatically.

    “A green salad?” said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

    “Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have the green salad?”

    “Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that are clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.”

    Need we say more?

  128. Re:Educational thing by rossz · · Score: 1

    Pandas are going extinct because of their preference for bamboo. Intervention by humans is only delaying the their eventual demise.

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  129. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The quality of meat in many parts of the world is quite poor. Meat in China is not high quality, and they eat parts of the animal that westerners wouldn't like the feet of chickens. They have a choice, they just like eating that stuff, probably because the body meat isn't great quality anyway.

    So plant grown meat could actually be a nice upgrade for a lot of people. Could also be good for feeding animals like pets.

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  130. Farm animals have it better than wild ones, by InterGuru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At the headquarters of Denali National Park, there is an exhibit on caribou. They do not have an easy life. Four fifth of the calves never make it to adulthood, mostly falling to predators who rip them apart and eat them alive. The survivors are plagued by swarms of biting flies and parasites that burrow tunnels in their haunches before they are weakened by age or disease, and ripped apart by a predator.

    This contrasts with responsibly raised farm animals, who have room, board, and medical care, live much longer than their cousins in the wild. They certainly die more humanely than being eaten alive, in fact they die more humanely than most of us do hooked up to machines.

    I grew up in the country and saw how wild animals lived. I suspect that most animal rights people’s experience with animals is limited to dog, cats, and zoos.

    While on a bus at Denali, we saw a fox walk by with a bloody squirrel dripping from his jaws This was a revelation to my wife who was raised in a genteel suburb. From the oohs and aahs it caused it seemed to be a revelation to most of the passengers.

    While I certainly back humane treatment of captive animals,. I think at the further end, animal rights people, isolated from nature, are projecting their human selves on animals.

    1. Re:Farm animals have it better than wild ones, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, idiot, the money backing these initiatives are not animal rights activists who are ignorant about how predator and prey work in the wild.

    2. Re:Farm animals have it better than wild ones, by pipingguy · · Score: 2

      "responsibly raised farm animals, who have room, board, and medical care"

      But no unlimited internet?

  131. All meat will become plant-based... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    ...right about the time my penis becomes the standard replacement for women's vibrators.

    IOW, never.

    Next topic.

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  132. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    How can vegetarianism persist in India?

    You do know that vitamin deficiency is a big problem in India, right?

    https://timesofindia.indiatime...

  133. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, humans are the only mammals that consume dairy products during adulthood.

  134. Re: Educational thing by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Panda also sleep for long periods and when they move they move really slowly. The food they eat would not sustain a fast metabolism.

    Human vegans too.
    They are slow as molasses
    and stink up the loo.

  135. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it shouldn't replace any beef whatsoever. Also, vegans should start minding their own fucking business instead of telling other people how to eat.

    I eat beef because I like the taste and I enjoy the fact that a cow died for it. I don't care about the cow or your stupid feelings.

    Every time I see another vegan pushing this kind of bullshit, I make a conscious effort to eat more meat and to encourage my friends and family to eat more meat.

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoy the fact that a cow died for it. I don't care about the cow

      So which it it? If you don't care about the cow you would neither enjoy or not enjoy that fact that it died. Your enjoyment of its death suggests you have a very strange animosity towards a species which has done you no harm. Your bizarre views and incoherence makes it seem like you should get tested for mad cow disease.

  136. Should Plant based Meat Replace Beef Completely? by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

    You could turn that question around and interest more people:

    Should vegans go away and stop bothering meat eaters completely?

  137. Re:Educational thing by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Every dog and cat I've owned LOVED milk when they could get it. They have problems with milking the damn cows though.

  138. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Hey, I'm a vegetarian and I broadly agree with your logic, except I've got a different take on the evidence...

    So they embark on this completely irrational and artificial and un-natural diet of only things they have determined are ethically "good".

    Well let's ignore "irrational" because that's a matter of opinion, but artificial and an un-natural are good points in terms of changing what we've evolved to eat.

    But then you have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalistic_fallacy

    Or earlier it's the David Hume problem of 'Is vs Ought', and how just because something is doesn't mean that it should be that way.

    To be clear --- let's imagine the future of petri-dish meat... identical meat, identical protein etc, identical health properties, and it uses less resources than cows and pigs and sheep... it has the potential to reduce both environmental harm, and harm to conscious creatures.

    So it would seem that you have to concede that you're talking about a problem of technology, and one that will be addressed in the next few decades.

    And even today with high-protein vegan diets (e.g. Frys Vegan Food) it's a matter of money to buy the correct food. It's improved a lot since the 1980s.

    So there's no philosophical justification to do things because of evolution if we can satisfy our biological demands in other ways, and there are ways of achieving that (it's not that vegetarian diets are inherently flawed, there are valid choices that are healthy). I've been vegetarian since I was 15, and basically all I do is choose another item on the menu at restaurants, buy fake meat, and I get health checkups and so far everything is fine and it's been over 20 years.

    My reply to them is that just who are they to set themselves up as arbiter of what is good and bad.

    Well of course we decide that, who else would?

    There is no objective measure of good and bad, so of course it's subjective.

    I'm not religious so I don't think there is a higher authority, nor do any philosophers (unless they prescribe to a supernatural authority).

    So of course it's subjective, and I don't see that self-choice of right and wrong is any criticism... there are people who would like to pretend that they have more authority (gods, popular social opinion, etc.) but these things change and we don't really have any objective measure.

    All life is precious, from the lowest bacteria to yeasts, to plants, to animals.

    and here's the core of your argument, and I think it's not what vegetarians think at all.

    When you walk down the street you will smear bacteria underfoot but no one really considers that (except for extremist Jainists)

    Most vegetarians don't think all life is precious, they think conscious life is precious, and specifically consciousness requires a central nervous system (or similar) to transmit signals of damage to other sections. Plants have nothing like that, oysters don't either.

    And yes that's a subjective measure but so is everything.

    So for me it's like buying sweatshop shoes... I don't like the supply chain of sweat shops or meat so if I'm aware of that (and it's easier to do with meat, it's right there, on your plate) so I choose other options. No health effects if I choose correctly. Better outcomes for global warming.

    In summary, I appreciate your comment and I broadly agree with your logic except for some key mistakes that I believe you've made. Meat eaters are fine, but I do think they've made ethical mistakes.

  139. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

    Jains only eat parts of plants that can be harvested without killing the plant.

    You can be just as humane with animals - just eat parts that can be harvested without killing the animal. Have you never wondered where all those one-legged chicken come from?

  140. There's a coming war for your dinner plate... by Excelcia · · Score: 1

    There's a coming war for your dinner plate.

    There's a coming war for my dinner plate?
    No, there really isn't. I'm from Alberta. I like my beef slapped on the ass and tossed on my plate, preferably still mooing. If it's cow farts that are going to destroy the earth, just let the end come. I'll be sitting down to my seasoned and seared pound and a half prime rib dinner when it arrives.

  141. I for one, consume our bovine overlords.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, lets just ignore the moral questions about eating meat for a moment. There is a bigger problem that will likely decide the issue. It takes quite a bit of grain and water to raise animals for food. This isn't a big deal when you have 100 million people on the planet, but it gets to be a problem when the world population climbs towards the 10 billion plus mark.

    Assuming that moral views of meat doesn't change, and that science doesn't invent a way to just grow protein in a vat using only sunlight, the cost of the resources required to grow the animals will likely put a hamburger out of reach for a lot of people. So, change is coming one way or another.

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    1. Re:I for one, consume our bovine overlords.... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Well, lets just ignore the moral questions about eating meat for a moment. There is a bigger problem that will likely decide the issue. It takes quite a bit of grain and water to raise animals for food. This isn't a big deal when you have 100 million people on the planet, but it gets to be a problem when the world population climbs towards the 10 billion plus mark.

      At that point, I think we'll be better off feeding the animals humans.

    2. Re:I for one, consume our bovine overlords.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's talk about the moral views on meat after we figure out the moral view on having children in a world that is already overpopulated.

    3. Re:I for one, consume our bovine overlords.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It takes quite a bit of grain and water to raise animals for food."

      Not exactly. Water sure but you only feed cows grain in the cold winter months (Jan-March) as it produces to much stomach heat and can harm the animals during the rest of the year and that effects the overall taste of the meat. The rest of the year they are grass fed pretty much everywhere.

      - Ex-Farm Kid.

  142. Malicious Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Web Page is Blank. Anything posted on a malware site should not be taken seriously (actually, it should not be taken at all).

  143. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    A good ground patty is easier than a steak. For small pieces extrusion techniques can somewhat emulate muscle fibers, mostly used to emulate chicken chunks, but that doesn't work for larger pieces.

  144. Re:Educational thing by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is nothing magical about meat, it's just chemicals. I doubt there is any nutritionally useful chemical in meat we can't already mass produce cheaply.

    Stuff like Coenzyme Q10, hydroxocobalamin (B12 as it occurs in meat), L-carnosine, Taurine etc. are not common in vegan diets ... but you can just fortify the food.

  145. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 100% vegan. I only eat animal products sourced from plants. Do you know how much concentrated vegetables are contained in that 2 lb Prime Rib Steak? You would explode if you tried to eat them all at once. Pre-processing via a steer makes the volume manageable.

  146. problem solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    educate woman, encourage 1 -1.9 children per fertile female, women will have fewer kids, population drops, we can all live like kings. take 200 years tops.

  147. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you're avoiding is that some animals have nervous systems and cognition. If you respect intelligence and sentience, that should be protected. Cows are not stupid. Pigs are quite smart. Plants have basically nothing going on beyond failure sensors. Comparing all as if equal is really dumb, in my view.

  148. Re:Educational thing by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not just the amino acids. There's a whole bunch of stuff in animal products that are lacking in plants. Vitamin B12 is the major example, but also vitamin D and EHA/DHA oils.

  149. Re:Educational thing by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Dogs can probably tear open the udders.

  150. here's what I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever someone asks, "but if you don't eat meat, what do you eat?"

    I say, "Ever hear of Chicken Parmesan?
    Chicken Fettuccine?
    Chicken Cordon Bleu?
    Chicken Nuggets?
    a different brand of Chicken Nuggets?
    Lemon Chicken?
    Chicken Alfredo?
    Chicken Lasagna?
    Chicken Sandwich?
    Breaded Chicken Sandwich?

    ok, now all those things taste different right? The one thing that's the same is the chicken. It's the not-meat that gives it all the flavor. The meat is really just there to stick all the flavor to."

  151. Re:Educational thing by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Do you really trust the big food industry to make stuff that's actually healthy, instead of food that mostly feeds their bottom line ?

  152. There is no plant-based 'meat' (or 'beef', etc.) by Damouze · · Score: 1

    There is no plant-based 'meat' of 'beef', etc.

    Meat, beef, chicken, fish, and any other (edible) animal based food product contains essential amino-acids that you cannot easily get from plant-based substitutes. Scrapping these food stuffs from your diet means a lifetime of taking supplements for the essential chemical ingredients of your own body you are then missing out on.

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  153. would mean rise in population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we produced food more efficiently, all that would translate to is an increase in population until again demand for food is matched by production. But along with that comes all the extra demands of a higher population unrelated to food consumption. It'd be bad for the planet.

  154. BEEF by elm669 · · Score: 1

    As someone with both Celiac disease and Iron-based Anemia I'll stick to my High Beef/Meat diet... Until a GOOD meat replacement comes along thats Wheat/Gluten free and emulates all the nutrients/properties of Beef then its still no bueno!

  155. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To say nothing of the unknown long-term consequences. The food scientists SWEAR they'll get it right this time around. Just forget about their utter cockup on transfat in the 60s, sugar in the 70s (Fuck You, Ancel Keys), HFCS in the 80s, eggs-are-death in the 90s, millions of tons of roundup soaking our consumed grains from 2000 onwards (seriously, look at how much growth glyphosate use has had in the last 20 years, including use immediately before harvest to dry the crop). Oh, and just about ALL of this (the push towards veganism included) is tied to the fertilizer industry - otherwise known as the nitrogen-fixation arm of the military-industrial complex.

    Food science has always been political and profit-motivated. There is NOTHING in these assholes' agendas about long-term health for a population. The peons are most profitable when they die immediately after retirement or slightly before.

  156. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have always thought that a vegan starts out with trying to define everything in life as good or bad (this is a bad thing to do, and leads to bad mental outcomes) So they embark on a journey to try to ensure that everything they do is good.

    Replace "vegan" with "person".

    Killing animals is bad, especially the cute ones, so eating their "corpse meat" is likewise bad. So they stop. That Chicken didn't give you permission to eat it's eggs, or that cow it's milk or the honey we callously steal from the innocent bees. So that is verboten.

    So they embark on this completely irrational and artificial and un-natural diet of only things they have determined are ethically "good".

    You're actually describing all dietary laws.

    My reply to them is that just who are they to set themselves up as arbiter of what is good and bad.

    And they can reply back, "I'm eating plants because it's ecologically more sound virtually across the board to eating meat." Will that shut you up, or will you keep on ranting your unwanted and unbased opinion?

    All life is precious, from the lowest bacteria to yeasts, to plants, to animals. And unless a human being somehow becomes a chemoautotroph, and can surgive by directly taking minerals and digesting them, the human does not live unless the human kills another life form. No way around it. The vegan is no less a killer than the meat eaters they consider below them.

    Your persecution complex is showing. Do you feel the same way about everyone else who doesn't believe exactly the same things you do who may view your actions as beneath them? Or are you limiting yourself to the vegans who explicitly treat you as inferior to them? Simply put, not all vegans are doing it because of "killing animals is bad, especially the cute ones". Honestly, I don't know how many have it down to that simple logic. But if you want, I can extrapolate the opposite and presume omnivores think killing animals is good. Put in that perspective, omnivores are monsters.

  157. I don't eat meat because I like the taste. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I eat meat because I hate animals, and want them to die. I like vegetables that are very nice and friendly and are always being eaten by the mean animals. I am just getting vengeance for all my vegetable friends that are not able to defend themselves against the mean cows. This is the best part of masculinity. That is the protector class.

    So no Bean burgers for me. All good decent non terrorists think and feel the way I do. If you eat helpless vegetables, you might as well say you like Aldolf Hitler and get sexually aroused by killing black babies. Stop eating plants you black baby killing, Hitler loving, terrorist.

  158. Re:Yes by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Look around at your fellow humans. Dense calories was a benefit in the stone age, not today. Even in poor countries, obesity is more common than hunger.

    Obesity can be blamed almost entirely on carbohydrates.

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  159. I've got a great name for the "new" meat by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    They can call it "Soylent". And I'm sure it wouldn't take much thought to come up with a colour scheme so consumers could quickly and conveniently identify the various varieties.

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  160. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Most plants do not have nervous systems. So group them in the same basket with bacteria and fungi. They cannot feel anything as they die so are of little importance.

    And you know that a nervous system is the only way for a living organism to experience pain how? Plants evolve to suit their environment just as animals due. The sweet smell of a freshly mown yard is their cry for help.

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  161. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Vegetarianism is not veganism.

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  162. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    A poor memory is a sign of Soy Boy Syndrome and B12 deficiency.

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  163. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Choice between sfomey grilled insects and 'real meat' obviously leads to eating both.
    Ever eat prawns or shrimps? Most insects taste in the middle between sea food and nuts, grilled nuts. In otrqhero words: they don't even compare with most meats.

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  164. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheist by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.

    "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's"

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  165. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    No offense, but when people don't like Broccoli (or insert hate vegetable here) I really wonder what is wrong with their tongues.

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  166. Re:Educational thing by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need to consume the animals souls too, in order to revivify our life force. Kind of like space vampires need to do with humans.

    It's why most human religious festivals require the death of animals and the consumption of their flesh, for example turkey at Christmas.

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  167. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you're saying All Lives Matter then?

  168. Replace meat with cardboard? No thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Checks the date - nope not April 1st. someone seriously wrote this.

    All plant based meat substitutes I have ever tried have tasted, and looked like reconstituted cardboard, or just like the vegetables they are made from.

  169. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Narnia

  170. Re:Yes by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    Why do we need high energy density foods? Outside of disaster relief situations.

  171. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Or a bulking agent.

    Fake-meat does not taste quite as nice as real-meat. But what about, say, a mince that is 25% meat and 75% meat substitute?

  172. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beef is substandard compared to veal, pork, rabbit, venison. There really isn't a good reason to eat beef, and most of the planet in fact does not eat beef but enjoy a proper cuts of pork. (as a note US does cut their port quite badly and end up throwing most of the best pieces)

  173. Re: Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I always take a fiber pill after eating a vegan. Helps move them faster thru the tract, and absorbs some of the odor.

    Tho I still do a courtesy flush, just because.

  174. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the beef industry any better? Brazil beef scandal? This is a problem with corporations, not the product.

  175. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

    Global warming might be solved by eliminating meat from people's diets, though. The carbon emissions of meat and especially of beef are extremely high compared to plant food, as is the land use. I eat meat because it tastes better and is cheap -- but perhaps it would be a good idea to tax meat for the external effects it has.

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  177. Re:Educational thing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's no need for total vegetarianism. Almost everyone in the developed world - which is fast becoming a lot more of the world than it once was - eats far more meat than is required to maintain health. Just cut it back.

  178. Re:Educational thing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Or you can just eat a bit of meat. Cut back without completely cutting out.

  179. broccoli by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

    I like broccoli when I manage to give them some taste. They are very taste-resistent.

    1. Re:broccoli by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is problem with all 'industrial' grown food.
      They grow to fast and taste like nothing. Tomatoes, e.g. ... eek!

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    2. Re:broccoli by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Steam first, sautee in butter with touch of salt.

  180. Re:Yes by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    No, it is not.
    Read a book about it.
    First of all, meat only has half the calories per weight than carbs or fat.
    Secondly, to yield a certain amount of calories via meat, you have to feed the animal ten times as much food, that is mot efficient in any meaningfull way.

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  181. fuck ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice quotes.
    You shocked me, so I followed and read every one of your links.
    And every linked page suggests no such things as you claim they do, and often quite the opposite conclusion to yours.
    Awesome trolling skills :)
    I salute you, sir!

  182. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value."

    Clearly, you're not a vegetarian, and just talking out of your ass to bring up "vat-grown beef", just because you personally think that sounds like a nice alternative that will allow you to keep eating meat.

    First of all, not a good substitute in terms of texture? You must be joking. Then the nutritional value, that's fine. Finally, the taste; as a 20+ year vegetarian I can tell you it varies. But there are more and more, and better and better, meat alternatives, and some taste really good. The (Dutch) super market I go to (AH) has a whole wall of 30+ different kinds of them. Just give them all a try, say one each week, and I'm sure you'll find more than a handful that taste great.

  183. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Longtime vegan here. You don't know what you are talking about at all. There are plenty of elite vegan athletes in the world, you are all arguing against unhealthy diets, not veganism. Anyone can get 100% of their nutrition from a 100% plant-based diet. There are lots of healthy vegans. I have been an athlete most of my adult life and have regularly outperformed "omnivores", particularly in endurance events which favor my body build. I love meeting people who think my diet holds me back, but usually I don't talk about it because it's not a big deal to me. I've known people for years before they found out I was vegan, I don't consider myself above anyone because of my diet. Don't think so hard about some anonymous mind that you know nothing about. I find that veganism can put people in an uncomfortable place, like somehow they are judged by someone choosing to not do what they do. Next people put words in my mouth before I've even said anything. Do what you want, but the whole world simply cannot eat meat on the scale that the U.S. does. The idea that I can't have a subtle understanding of reality somehow because of my diet is insulting, ignorant, and absurd.

  184. no by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    no

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  185. Re:Yes by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    Just because you consider non-humans to be lesser beings doesn't mean you haven't taken the life of another living and feeling creature and prematurely ended it for your own personal pleasures.

    Once upon a time it was considered acceptable to kill beasts en mass in order to make fur coats. Today it is considered inhumane and cruel. How much longer do you think society will go before your killing of beasts is considered inhumane and cruel?

  186. There is no such thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plant-based meat is an oxymoron.

  187. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like meat and will gladly kill animals to eat them. I even enjoy their unborn children.

    I don't care about your personification of my tasty treats. You are a crazy person.

  188. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know many vegetarians and vegans, and the seem to be absolutely fine, and hold down responsible jobs requiring application of higher thinking skills, despite being vegetarians or vegans for decades. I'd want to see better evidence for the claims than a newspaper article and one anecdote.

  189. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vaginatarians are as stupid as their malnourished dumbfucking cocksucking libturd faces.

  190. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    You are killing a living orgasm just to have something that is pleasurable to eat.

    I cant speak for the rest of you, but I’d take the living orgasm over the tasty food, any day of the week.

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  191. Fuck you. by jcr · · Score: 1

    I'll eat meat if I damned well please. Your approval is neither sought nor required.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Fuck you. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oh, look: an Internet Tough Guy. Bring it on, kid.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Fuck you. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I will dance on your grave and there isn't a damn thing your bitch ass can do about it.

      He can get cremated and have his ashes dumped in the ocean.

  192. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Gospel according to Yoda

  193. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    How many pests are killed to protect that plant from getting eaten from non humans. Organic pesticides and bringing/raising predatory animals to protect the crops kills thousands/millions of animals to keep that bean alive so you can eat it.
    As an animal who cannot photosynthesis or extract nutrients from minerals, our lives are dependent on killing others for our nutrient. Our ancestors knew this that had to deal with it every day. Today a lot of the details of our food preparation and a culture afraid to face death in any form makes it seem like we can have a our cake without having cost the lives of thousands of animals.

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  194. Re:Yes by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    Meat is amensalism

    Amen-salism is where you say a little prayer before you kill it and eat it.

  195. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    Why do we need high energy density foods? Outside of disaster relief situations.

    We don't, for the most part, in the food wealthy first-world.

    Neither do we need the leftover evolutionary penchant for sweets that survives in us from when eating the ripest fruits was an evolutionary advantage for our primate ancestors... because the sweetest fruits pack the most caloric energy.

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  196. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    No, it is not. Read a book about it. First of all, meat only has half the calories per weight than carbs or fat. Secondly, to yield a certain amount of calories via meat, you have to feed the animal ten times as much food, that is mot efficient in any meaningfull way.

    Where do you source your calorically dense fat?

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  197. Re:Yes by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    And you will be consumed by bacteria, which are now egging you on through your gut to eat more so you die soon and they can feast.

    Unless there's some truth that we, and all animals, live symbiotically as a host for these microorganisms.

    In a mutualistic relationship, both the bacteria and the host benefit. For example, there are several kinds of bacteria that live on the skin and inside the mouth, nose, throat, and intestines of humans and animals. These bacteria receive a place to live and feed while keeping other harmful microbes from taking up residence. Bacteria in the digestive system assist in nutrient metabolism, vitamin production, and waste processing. They also aid in the host's immune system response to pathogenic bacteria.

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  198. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    I find your comment cold, sarcastic, and frigidly chilling. How does one get a point across to someone as clothesminded as you?

    Clearly, you come bearing the the gift of a nice suit, preferably from Savile Row.

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  199. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value.

    Ironically, I feel the same way about red meat. In terms of what a human requires, beef does provide protein and fat and some vitamins. But it is not an essential source of protein mainly due to the fact that, of all the things humans need, we only need simple sugars less than we need protein. IOW, compared to what we need most, relatively we need much less protein. My biggest complaint about red meat is the emphasis placed on it, and there are no great reasons for having such a large beef industry. Maybe as a global human population, we absolutely NEED about an order of magnitude less of the beef produced. But beef, especially to Americans, is like Apple stuff to Apple fans.

    Mostly I feel that reasonable sounding positions, such as yours, are manufactured by the beef industry, and you aren't even aware nor care that beef isn't what you think it is, not really, considering you don't actually need it, no one does, and it isn't all that nutritious considering what it does give that we need is among the less needed essential nutrients that have myriad other sources less resource intensive to produce and less of a problem for the environment.

    tl;dr Beef is a Goddamn lie.

  200. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is the most calorically efficient food on the planet.

    Maybe on your planet. On planet Earth it's not even close.

  201. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    Agriculture is only responsible for 10-15% of GHG emissions, and meat is only a portion of that.

  202. Ummmm..... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    F**K NO! Are you INSANE?

  203. Re:Yes by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    Let's work on not killing each other first 'K? In the mean time I am eating meat. We are after all omnivores.

  204. Considering that I'm allergic to beef by dixonpete · · Score: 1

    I'd go plant based in a heartbeat. Also, I kinda like animals.

  205. If it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can produce something with a similar cost, taste, texture, smell & nutrition to standard meat I'm all for it. I'm sure plant based "meats" can fit a few of those criteria, but I'm a bit dubious as to it filling all of them.

  206. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why so few nutrition-alert cannibals eat Indians.

  207. fuck no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want to radicalize me , ban eating meat - I will start eating humans

  208. Bicycle people only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, let them eat fake meat and ride their tricycles all over. Stupid children.

  209. Anti-vegan nutrition arguments are bogus by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    1) In developed nations, over-nutrition is a *far* greater problem than under nutrition. Obesity, heart disease, diabetes, colon cancer, and other such maladies are far greater problems than anything caused by under nutriment.

    2) In developed nations, lack of fibre is far more common than lack of protein.

    3) Supplements cost a few pennies a day. Many meat eaters also suffer from various vitamin deficiencies.

    4) Numerous scientific studies prove that a properly managed vegan diet is, at least, adequate, if not superior.

    5) Some organizations that advocate a vegan diet include: American Diabetes Association, World Health Organization, American Dietetic Association, British Dietetic Association, and the American Heart Association. Dr. Kim Williams, president of the American College of Cardiology and chief of cardiology at Rush University, advocates a plant-based diet for heart disease prevention.

    6) Several world-class athletes are vegans.

    1. Re:Anti-vegan nutrition arguments are bogus by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      4) Numerous scientific studies prove that a properly managed vegan diet is, at least, adequate, if not superior.

      Superior to a standard junk diet. Not superior to a properly managed diet that includes meat, dairy, and eggs.

    2. Re:Anti-vegan nutrition arguments are bogus by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > Superior to a standard junk diet. Not superior to a properly managed diet that includes meat, dairy, and eggs.

      Yes, superior to your so-called "properly managed diet that includes meat, dairy, and eggs" also.

      Meat, eggs and dairy all contain cholesterol, saturated fats, and triglycerides.

      Animal products provide nothing that you cannot get in a plant based diet.

  210. Nice hate speech. Homophobic much? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Just curious: how do you think vegans impose their life style on you? Did somebody point a gun at head?

    1. Re:Nice hate speech. Homophobic much? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      That's what they said about the nonsmokers...

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    2. Re:Nice hate speech. Homophobic much? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      They vote for left leaning tyrants. No better than religious fundamentalists.

  211. Taste and Texture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If both taste and texture are similar or even superior, it should absolutely replace beef, but if it's an inferior replacement that taste nothing like beef and is overall disgusting (like the current "veggie burgers" we find in stores today... ugh), it shouldn't replace beef at all.

  212. In what timeframe, and for whom? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... Should Plant-Based Meat Replace Beef Completely? ... Maybe at some point plant protein will replace animal protein, or maybe not. Whether or not it"should" happen is up to those who consume the animal based protein.

  213. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    About 99% of the meat consumed in the US is from factory farms.

  214. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    The quality of meat in many parts of the world is quite poor. Meat in China is not high quality, and they eat parts of the animal that westerners wouldn't like the feet of chickens

    Actually, eating that meat is better for you than purely muscle meat. See for example cat food: manufacturers add bone ash to it to avoid nutritional deficiencies. Natural cat food (ie, a tit or a mouse) gets eaten whole (save for biggest flight feathers): bones, guts, connective tissue, plumage, beak -- everything, this includes substances absent or scarce in regular meat.

    Thus, Chinese meat-eating diet is better than ours.

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  215. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you have it backwards? If we're wanting to go with a more plant based diet, doesn't it seem correct that we need more CO2 in the atmosphere and warmer temperatures to ensure we have sufficient plant growth year round to meet demand? See cows can live through most winters, plants can't, so if it gets warmer and there is more CO2 - plant food - then we'd be able to produce more plant based foods.

  216. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Indeed - I actually prefer it to the greasy mess that is normal chorizo. If you're looking for excuses to eat it, I find it quite tasty fried up and poured into a waffle iron before adding the batter.

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  217. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Malnutrition is a big problem there. You're thinking veganism, egg and milk will provide more than enough B12/K-vitamins.
    Replacements are no problem today already, just find the right recipes and well-rounded cooks.

  218. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Immerman · · Score: 1

    There's no silver bullets, but there are a lot of different sectors that have a 10-20% contribution. If we can halve several of them we'll be well on our way to solving the problem. Or at least buying enough time to come up with more thorough solutions.

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  219. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insects aren't living organisms?

  220. Re:Educational thing by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Are there carnivorous bears? Other than the polar bears, who live in a basically plant-free environment at least? Everything I've heard is that bears are mostly plant-heavy omnivores whose diets are primarily fruits, nuts, and insects. Though they're also opportunistic predators and not above scavenging.

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  221. Re:Educational thing by Immerman · · Score: 2

    Can't say I trust the agricultural industry either. Your average chunk of limp, fatty beef/pork/chicken/etc. would be barely recognizable as meat to our ancestors of a few centuries ago. Ditto most of our modern flavorless, low-nutrient fruits and vegetables.

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  222. Re: Article is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fucking article wants to save the animals at the expense of plants!

    I say fuck cows! Who gave them the right to sacrifice plants? For every animal spared, hundreds if not thousands to plants have to die! That is fucking discrimination! Just because plants do not have the ability to scream, cry or protest they are being treated as the underclass of society being sacrificed so that animals who can evoke sympathy gears off Scott free! Fuck these hypocrites! Or are they jealous of the superior evolution of plants? Does the gaining of superior immunity to pain make it ok to take their lives? Why do more plants have to die in place of animals because these base people cannot pull their heads out of their asses to think for once???!!!?

    If a human does not feel pain and cannot protest or react is it ok to eat them? If not, why is it ok to eat plants?

  223. Re:Educational thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I know many vegetarians and vegans, and the seem to be absolutely fine, and hold down responsible jobs requiring application of higher thinking skills, despite being vegetarians or vegans for decades. I'd want to see better evidence for the claims than a newspaper article and one anecdote.

    Something stopping you?

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  224. Depends on your goals... by pubwvj · · Score: 2

    Depends on your goals...

    If your goal is to create centralized, industrialized, Big Ag food then plant based pseudo meat works great.

    If your goal is decentralized, small farm, local economies then pasture based grazing animal based real meat works great.

    Frankly, there is no need to call plant based foods meat - that is deception. Call them what they are: Highly processed plant based foods.

    I'll take the real thing any day.

    1. Re:Depends on your goals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right - eating meat certainly has led to small farm, local economies, and isn't dominated by big ag.

      Vegetarian here (mostly vegan) - totally agree processed food of any sort is mostly crap. I'll take a vegan patty to a BBQ if it ends up my only option, but otherwise never see that part of a grocery store.

    2. Re:Depends on your goals... by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't understand logic.
      That might explain your dietary choice.
      Or perhaps your dietary choice explains your mental deficiency.
      Either way, you are an Anonymous Coward.

    3. Re:Depends on your goals... by DaveQB · · Score: 1
      Hi pubmvj,

      Depends on your goals...

      If your goal is to create centralized, industrialized, Big Ag food then plant based pseudo meat works great.

      If your goal is decentralized, small farm, local economies then pasture based grazing animal based real meat works great.

      No necessarily. The ingredients for plant based meat can be (and is) grown by small, local farmers. In fact, the ingredients for animals based and plant based meat has some overlap as both need plant based foods to grow.

      Frankly, there is no need to call plant based foods meat - that is deception. Call them what they are: Highly processed plant based foods.

      I'll take the real thing any day.

      The term "meat" is defined as something edible (as opposed to drunk). See here for Merriam-Webster's definition:

      "food; especially : solid food as distinguished from drink "

      I would say meat from animals is much more processed with the antibiotics and growth hormones found in abundance in it. Plant based meat is just plants. Some pesticides in there, so hard to avoid all man made chemicals entirely.

  225. Re:Educational thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Longtime vegan here. You don't know what you are talking about at all.

    That is the response one would get from a vegan. Being insulted and at base, condescending. Yet managing to miss the point by fixating on your trigger words.

    Eliminating meat from the diet is very bad for some people. This is not open for debate except by people who somehow trump reality with their opinion. Some people actually go insane. In my case, I merely wrecked my digestive system for a year by going lacto-ovarian.

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  226. Re:Educational thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying All Lives Matter then?

    Matter matters.

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  227. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is the amount of time white folks and black folks could use the same water fountain. What's your point?

  228. Or... by AlexanKulbashian · · Score: 1

    Should beef-based plants replace vegetarian meals?

  229. It already exists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Itâ(TM)s called a cow. What do you think cows eat?

    PLANTS! A cow is basically a walking plant.

  230. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is considered inhumane by some people.

    The sort of people who don't particularly think about things.

  231. Not necessarily by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    birth rates are dropping in pretty much every first world nation. Usually well below sustainability. It's become clear that, given options, people will control the population just fine. The birth rate stays high in poor countries because children are basically their retirement plan.

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    1. Re:Not necessarily by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      birth rates are dropping in pretty much every first world nation

      Yes, until they go back up again. Nature ... ehm... finds a way.

  232. Re:Yes by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right. Because they never keep cows in sheds/pens and feed them corn.

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  233. Re: Yes by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Meat is the most calorically efficient food on the planet.

    Incorrect; fructose has been shown to be far more efficient of a fuel source for the human metabolism than fat or protein.

  234. Re: Yes by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Stranger in Strange Land was not a how-to guide.

  235. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speak for yourself. I find meat pretty damn palatable by itself.

  236. Re: Yes by Type44Q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny how different people all get lumped into the same categories by morons who can't help but oversimplify everything in their futile attempts to understand the world.

  237. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what tastes like meat 100% of the time?

    Meat.

    There's a whole wall of them at the supermarket, and each one of them tastes exactly like meat!

  238. Re: Yes by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    We are after all omnivores.

    Sure, based on our behavior but certainly not our biology; anyone who's actually studied human morphology - and compared it to that of an actual omnivore - can see that humans posses lengthy digestive tracts that are clearly optimized for fruits, shoots and roots.

    But gone on and eat your burgers; life's already short; shorten it some more. ;)

  239. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is that frankenmeat poses little risk of escaping the lab and altering the genetics of wild meat, I suppose...

  240. It would be a win, win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A large portion of the grain grown goes to feed animals that provides us our protein. Having plants provide this protein would significantly reduce our foot print and reduce pollution.

  241. If God didnâ(TM)t want us to eat animals... by teeloo · · Score: 1

    He wouldnâ(TM)t have made them out of meat.

  242. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Choice between sfomey grilled insects and 'real meat' obviously leads to eating both. Ever eat prawns or shrimps? Most insects taste in the middle between sea food and nuts, grilled nuts. In otrqhero words: they don't even compare with most meats.

    Might as well get it out of the way - everyone eats insects at some point. If we eat grain products, we are getting a certain amount of insect matter. There is an allowable amount of every manner of matter including fecal matter.

    As for Prawns/shrimp, sure. I love them boiled in beer and Old Bay seasoning. Or sauteed in butter or garlic. And Lobster too. But they have meat on them. Identifiable meat.

    Now we return to the insects. I devein shrimp. Deveining is a nice word for removing the instestinal tract. That is fecal matter I'm removing. I eat the tails and claws on a lobster. But when we eat crickets or grubs, or whatever insect suits one's fancy, we are consuming their excrement as well as whatever protein they posesss. Note that this is partially acknowledged by the practice of feeding escargot snails cabbage for a short time before they are eaten. But cabbage manure is still manure.

    Me? No thanks. I'm just not a person who purposely eats shit.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  243. Re:Yes by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    In other words, Soylent Green is people.

    --
    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  244. What beef producers' *lawyers* say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Beef producers say no laboratory can beat a steer's ability to turn plant-based nutrition into tasty [emphasis added] protein

    Remove the word "tasty" - which, needless to say, is highly subjective - and you have a pants-on-fire-class false statement. Beef is consistently ranked near the bottom of charts of "acres of land per (g of protein / year)" and "carbon footprint / g of protein", below other animal-based protein sources, which in turn are ranked below plant-based protein sources. As would be expected based on basic bio-energetical considerations.

    This is basically a falsehood turned into a non-falsifiable statement by the addition of a weasel word that will be overlooked by most readers. FUD production 101.

    Posted anonymously to preserve moderation.

  245. Re:Educational thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    What you're avoiding is that some animals have nervous systems and cognition. If you respect intelligence and sentience, that should be protected. Cows are not stupid. Pigs are quite smart. Plants have basically nothing going on beyond failure sensors. Comparing all as if equal is really dumb, in my view.

    So you will eat anything that isn't sentient? You just fell into the trap that has vegans arguing about whether oysters are vegan or not.

    https://www.thekitchn.com/what...

    I make my decisions on what to eat by what my body was designed to eat. Humans are by nature omnivores. That some would adopt a prey diet, and try to justify it on ethical grounds is just another inconsistency in their logic. Is a vulture evil? Is a lion or other frank carnivore evil? Is a horse or Pika good because they eat only vegetation? Humans are a part of nature. We do have the ability to choose to harvest the meat that we eat in as humane way as possible, which I wholeheartedly believe in.

    But we are still omnivores.

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  246. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Because people arguing about it need to create a false dichotomy of one of the other.... same thing with politics and computers and just about everything.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  247. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    All those frogs on crutches. It is definitely cruel.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  248. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I like broccoli and spinach, but green beans literally make me want to vomit (and I have vomited, being forced to eat green beans by my mom at one point). I am not kidding.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  249. Re:Yes by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    He probably also believes that you can get milk from soybeans! It's soy JUICE - not soy milk!

    --
    Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
  250. most livestock from factory farms not free range! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Feedlots where cattle are knee deep in their own shit and get so sick they have to be picked up by forklifts, pigs are raised in "gestational crates" so tight they cannot turn around, chickens that trample each other to death before being violently thrown into cages by farm hands.

    The overwhelming majority of U.S. meat is raised on such farms, not living in an Amish free range paradise.

    When you take into account the fact that factory farms raise 99.9 percent of chickens for meat, 97 percent of laying hens, 99 percent of turkeys, 95 percent of pigs, and 78 percent of cattle currently sold in the United States, it's shocking how much time we waste debating each other, rather than trying to actually change the system.

  251. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddamned Hippies.

  252. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good thing those non-human carnivores can't feel their dinner's emotions. or maybe crocodile tears are...

  253. and I wanted to eat the last dodo bird by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    People should eat what they want. They want beef, they pay for beef, they should get beef.

    Even at the cost of destroying land, generating large amounts of a powerful greenhouse gas, draining aquifers in arid areas to give them water, packing them so tightly in factory farms they're knee deep in their own waste - what isn't there for a conservative to love here?

    1. Re:and I wanted to eat the last dodo bird by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Even at the cost of destroying land, generating large amounts of a powerful greenhouse gas, draining aquifers in arid areas to give them water, packing them so tightly in factory farms they're knee deep in their own waste - what isn't there for a conservative to love here?

      We put a man on the moon. We can have beef. If there are problems we can solve them.

      There's no need to believe enviro-religious doomsday stories. The stories that actually come true are the ones where people had a problem and then engineers and others tried very hard and found a way to solve it. Y2K, peak oil, population bomb, Manhattan project, The Cold War, Apollo 11, smallpox iradication, Sovaldi, hyper loop, artificial intelligence, LED lighting, etc., etc., etc.

    2. Re:and I wanted to eat the last dodo bird by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      We put a man on the moon.

      To develop ICBM's precise enough to drop a nuke on every town in the USSR or China over 25,000 people.

      The stories that actually come true are the ones where people had a problem and then engineers and others tried very hard and found a way to solve it. Y2K, peak oil, population bomb, Manhattan project, The Cold War, Apollo 11, smallpox iradication, Sovaldi, hyper loop, artificial intelligence, LED lighting, etc., etc., etc.

      Uh huh. And are you going to limit your beef consumption to free range steers from the nearest Amish farm, until the "free market" finds technical solutions to all the problems I mentioned?

      Didn't think so.

    3. Re:and I wanted to eat the last dodo bird by Kohath · · Score: 1

      We put a man on the moon.

      To develop ICBM's ...

      Not sure what you think your point is. Is it "nukes...frowny face...congratulations to myself"?

      ICBMs are an awesome engineering accomplishment for the 1960s and early 1970s. Doomsday predictions didn’t come true about ICBMs either.

      And are you going to limit your beef consumption to free range steers from the nearest Amish farm, until the "free market" finds technical solutions to all the problems I mentioned?

      No. It's easier and cheaper and better for everyone to just discount environmentalist doomsday prophesies.

  254. Re: Yes by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    fructose has been shown to be far more efficient of a fuel source for the human metabolism than fat or protein.

    Most cells in your body cannot metabolize fructose. Instead, it goes to the liver first, and excess amounts of fructose (typical for a highly refined junk western diet) lead to hypertriglyceridemia, and fat deposits inside the liver tissue itself (non-alcoholic fatty liver disease).

  255. Just let nature revert by rbrander · · Score: 1

    ...it's normal for the plains of America, at least, to be covered with 65 million buffalo. While that state wouldn't produce nearly as much meat as is consumed today, you wouldn't have to substitute entirely.

  256. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    If we're wanting to go with a more plant based diet, doesn't it seem correct that we need more CO2 in the atmosphere and warmer temperatures to ensure we have sufficient plant growth year round to meet demand?

    Why, when we've been overproducing carbon dioxide since the industrial revolution? And the carbon taken out of the air would just be carbon again on the topsoil - it's not sequestering it deep underground to replace all the oil and coal that has been burned.

  257. Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truly a great idea. However, in order to assure continued survival of carnivore species, dead humans should be chopped up and fed to wild carnivores. Think of it as reparations.

  258. Hmmm by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    I don't know which is worse, genetically modified plants or anti-biotic / hormone infused maltreated animals.

    It's kind of a " damned if you do, damned if you don't " thing :|

  259. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might want to research the photosynthetic pathways of staple foods and their resistance to higher temperatures and revise your views.

  260. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's vegetarian -- vegan diet is far more harmful.

    I have always thought that a vegan starts out with trying to define everything in life as good or bad (this is a bad thing to do, and leads to bad mental outcomes) So they embark on a journey to try to ensure that everything they do is good.

    Killing animals is bad, especially the cute ones, so eating their "corpse meat" is likewise bad. So they stop. That Chicken didn't give you permission to eat it's eggs, or that cow it's milk or the honey we callously steal from the innocent bees. So that is verboten.

    So they embark on this completely irrational and artificial and un-natural diet of only things they have determined are ethically "good".

    My reply to them is that just who are they to set themselves up as arbiter of what is good and bad.

    All life is precious, from the lowest bacteria to yeasts, to plants, to animals. And unless a human being somehow becomes a chemoautotroph, and can surgive by directly taking minerals and digesting them, the human does not live unless the human kills another life form. No way around it. The vegan is no less a killer than the meat eaters they consider below them.

    That very well sums up every vegan I've ever known, they're like the food version of a born again Christian who is suddenly trying to make up for perceived past transgressions.

  261. Moses envy by epine · · Score: 1

    Betteridge's law of headlines

    Should headlines beginning with the word "should" be also included?

    Appropriate stock answer:

    Yes, of course, if there's still enough room on your stone tablet.

  262. Re:most livestock from factory farms not free rang by InterGuru · · Score: 1

    Note: I said, "responsibly raised". I am aware of the horrors of factory farming, I eat little meat, and when I do, I look at the sourcing.

  263. Fuck your "free market" by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Fuck it it up its stupid ass. The "free market" caused the Dust Bowl, is draining aquifers in arid areas that will take thousands of years to refill, drove the dodo bird and passenger pigeon to extinction, and would do the same to bluefin tuna, rhinos, elephants, tigers and manatees.

    Fuck the free market.

    There are plenty of reasons to reduce beef production that don't have anything to do with hippies, vegans or PETA. Cattle cause damage to the land, take enormous amounts of food and water to raise (draining aquifers in arid areas like California), produce a powerful greenhouse gas and are raised in brutal factory farms where they walk knee deep in their own waste and carried by forklifts to processing when they are too sick to even walk.

    1. Re:Fuck your "free market" by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      If you gotta spout falsehoods, your argument fails.

    2. Re:Fuck your "free market" by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Get lost, dipshit. California surpassed Wisconsin as the milk and cheese capital of the United States right through historic droughts. It takes enormous amounts of water to do that, which ranchers get by draining aquifers.

    3. Re:Fuck your "free market" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got family in Cali that grew up in Cali and can't stand their crappy dairy products. Whenever the come to visit, they buy about $500 of dairy products and mail it back where they put it in a dedicated chest freezer. I've never heard anyone ever praise Cali cheese, but nearly every friend or family that has ever visited Wisconsin tells me they never liked cheese and many other dairy products before and refuse to eat anything but Wi products. But congrats Cali on mass producing lots of "cheese". Cali can stick with the tech and almonds.

    4. Re:Fuck your "free market" by mysidia · · Score: 1

      None of these are reasons to justify government involvement.

      Cattle cause damage to the land

      When you own property; it is your land to "damage".

      take enormous amounts of food and water to raise (draining aquifers in arid areas like California)

      So do humans; these are costs that you will bear at the restaurant, AND if a proposed replacement takes less, then it should cost less, otherwise it's not a good replacement.

      produce a powerful greenhouse gas

      SO DO HUMANS produce/release a powerful greenhouse gas. You've forgotten that matter is not created in this process though ---
      this is a natural part of the carbon cycle. ALL the greenhouse gases that cattle "produce" are from gases that were captured
      in the process of growing ALL the extra food specifically for the cattle; Thus, the use of cattle does not INCREASE the total greenhouse gasses.

      are raised in brutal factory farms where they walk knee deep in their own waste and carried by forklifts to processing

      I thought you said you had reasons that aren't to do with Vegans / PETA ?

    5. Re:Fuck your "free market" by dublin · · Score: 1

      Cattle don't damage rangeland, rather they are an integral part of grassland/rangeland ecosystems. The number of cattle in production today is dwarfed by the number of bison that once (naturally) roamed the American plains.

      Learn some facts before spouting B.S. You might want to start with some of the excellent research findings of the Bamberger Selah Ranch in central Texas, which has proven that when grasslands are restored, ground water and springs are also restored. Amazing how that works - gosh, it's almost like it was designed that way...

      BTW, even the worst foreign CAFOs are hardly anything like you describe. Sick or dead animals don't bring much at auction...

      --
      "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    6. Re:Fuck your "free market" by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      None of these are reasons to justify government involvement.

      Of course they are.

      When you own property; it is your land to "damage".

      Fuck your "property rights" along with the "free market" horse it rode in on.

      Exploiting land to satiate one's own greed - and to hell with everyone and everything else - is not a divine right handed down to libertarian wankers by St. Rand.

      take enormous amounts of food and water to raise (draining aquifers in arid areas like California)

      So do humans

      No. They don't. Human water use in California is less than 15% of the state's water supply. And much of that percentage is used for swimming pools, gardens and golf courses used by rich and bourgeois shitbags. The entire 30+ million population of California could move out tomorrow, and you could hardly tell the difference - because industry uses almost all of the state's water.

      SO DO HUMANS produce/release a powerful greenhouse gas.

      Not via methane belches, they don't.

      . You've forgotten that matter is not created in this process though ---
      this is a natural part of the carbon cycle.

      See above.

      I thought you said you had reasons that aren't to do with Vegans / PETA ?

      I thought you weren't going to be so willfully obtuse? PETA would release all livestock or euthanize them. I'm quite happy to eat a hamburger, a roast chicken or a healthy helping of bacon - but not when the animal was raised knee deep in its own shit and unable to so much as turn around.

    7. Re:Fuck your "free market" by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Not via methane belches, they don't.

      "Methane belches" don't make the top 10 sources of greenhouse gases; anyways it's not
      government's place to decide that X type of food shouldn't be produced, even if a certain segment of Vegans would
      like nothing more than to mandate everyone else accept + embrace their ideals and follow their self-deprived way of life.

      PETA would release all livestock or euthanize them.

      You've been broadcasting the type of misinformation PETA would have people believe.
      "raised in brutal factory farms where they walk knee deep in their own waste and carried by forklifts to processing when they are too sick to even walk."

      Fuck your "property rights" along with the "free market" horse it rode in on.

      Screw that, literal communist banter. The government's PRIMARY reason for existing is to protect the rights to my property.

      Exploiting land to satiate one's own greed - and to hell with everyone and everything else

      I have exclusive use of my land to exploit however I choose, and if I want it to be grassland rather than woods to support some cattle, then that's my prerogative; just like you have exclusive right to your house (if you're a homeowner) to exploit the land by building a structure on top of it and living there; in spite of all the land that has been destroyed clearing the way for your house to be built on and chopping trees down that would risk endangering your house, etc, etc.

      because industry uses almost all of the state's water.

      Industrial use IS HUMAN water consumption, simply because industry is using water to
      produce products which are satisfying human needs. The water consumed to create building materials for your shelter AND
      food/drink for your table is in fact human consumption of the water. Thus HUMANS consume this much water just as much as
      any animals, and actually -- humans take even MORE water for their own consumption. Eliminate the human population and
      have only cattle and industrial sites, and water consumption will go way down, BECAUSE the large human population in the state is
      what directly drives that "industrial" consumption both by needing the products of that industry AND by operating that industry.

    8. Re:Fuck your "free market" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      anyways it's not government's place to decide that X type of food shouldn't be produced

      Beer's food, isn't it?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  264. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. When I cannot tell the difference between a top quality sirloin steak and a plant based substitute, then MAYBE we should think about replacing beef. Until then, the veganuts can dream all they want, but it is NOT going to happen! The fact is that there has not yet been a plant based meat substitute that is comparable in taste, texture, and nutritional value to what it is supposed to be replacing. And the plain facts are that the world could never adequately feed its population if even a significant fraction of the population were vegans.

    Oh, and for you vegans out there, do you really not use any animal-based products? Are you really sure? Did you know that most plastics are petroleum based? So what you say? Well, all of the crude oil ever pumped out of the ground is the remains of dead dinosaurs! Yep, most plastics are made from or contain the remains of dead animals. On top of that, many wood products are finished in petroleum based varnishes and stains. I could go on, but you hypocritical vegans get the point.

  265. Re: Yes by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    humans posses lengthy digestive tracts that are clearly optimized for fruits, shoots and roots.

    Chimps eat a lot of fruit and shoots. Their colon (where they ferment plant matter) is about twice our size, and their long intestine is about half our size (where we digest meat).

  266. Re:Yes by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    Meat is murder and must be abolished.

    Eating unnatural foods is murder. Look at all the damage unnatural and plant based fats have done in the Western diet, leading to oxidized LDL and the associated heart disease and cancers.

    Lard and tallow and chickens and beef and pork and fish and escargo for me, consistent with healthier ratios of saturated and unsaturated fats.

    --
    I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
  267. Re:most livestock from factory farms not free rang by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    I am aware of the horrors of factory farming, I eat little meat, and when I do, I look at the sourcing.

    Uh huh. Then you know that farm animals do not have it better than wild ones, which was the point of your post. Not when the "responsibly raised" livestock make up a small fraction of the market.

    A family of wild pigs where one in six piglets survives to adulthood have it much better off than a family born in gestational crates, where they can't socialize or clean themselves, much less turn around.

  268. Re:Yes by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    That picture is one of a destination point, not a rear-pen. You can tell because there's absolutely nothing there for maintenance, not even your corn. What were you trying to prove with a shot of a stockyards outside of say, a slaughterhouse?

  269. recycle prions too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mad cow disease survives 700 F. Recycling mammal waste after "treatment" could serve as population control.

  270. Re: Yes by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Here's the morphology of chimp, orang and human.

    According to your hypotheses, chimps are greater consumers of meat than we are. This is not the case.

  271. Re: Yes by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Explain why orangutans have a long intestine as long as ours.

  272. Re:most livestock from factory farms not free rang by InterGuru · · Score: 1

    Bad title -- sorry.

  273. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    It is a universally accepted fact that meat is "evil" in many ways.

    No, it is not. You're just projecting your desires.

    Imagine chopping up your mother or brother.

    You equate chopping up a blood relative to chopping up an animal for food?

  274. Plant based Meat ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is not all "meat" plant based? That is to say that "Meat" eats plants. Some Meats eat other Meats which eat plants. Some Meats eat only other Meats which eat plants. Eventually, if one follows the "eat" trail one will arrive at plants. There are no "Meats" naturally existing that do not derive sustenance from Plants, either directly or indirectly.

    Therefore all "Meats" are plant based.

    Also, both Plants and Meats are non-renewable resources. Eventually the fussion-fission reactions in the Sun will cease (because they consumed resources that are non-renewed) and all life based conversion of Solar energy will cease (such as Plants and the Meats derived therefrom and the Meats derived therefrom, ad infinitum).

  275. If you love/like animals by cleerline2.0 · · Score: 1

    Then you'll probably want to eat less animal meat.

    However you may miss the taste of meat. The good news is that these days there are some very very good substitutes. I have often thought about performing a blind taste on some meat eaters to see if they could tell the difference between say a soya sausage and a meat sausage.

    Why not try it for yourself? Wouldn't it be wonderful to discover that you can replace some of your animal based meat (or all of it? :-) with plant based substitutes and not notice any real difference to your eating pleasure.

    Cleerline

  276. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by maple_shaft · · Score: 1

    Not terribly sure that local farm beef is all that much more expensive. I have a friend that runs 10 to 20 head of cattle on a small farm as a side thing. Me and my family dont eat a lot of red meat, but we generally get a quarter cow off of him every year which comes to about 100-125lbs of processed meat. After paying him, then the butcher to process it, we generally pay a little over $6/lb. Granted I can get ground meat for about $2/lb in the grocery store but I am paying about $6/lb for a good joint or roast at the grocery store adnd far more than that for high quality cuts and steaks. I get over half of my processed meat in the form of joints and steaks, plus they throw in the bones for me so I can make stock. It is not as expensive as most people think and it is better for the environment to go local.

  277. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by mspohr · · Score: 1

    News flash.
    Animals don't make proteins. All protein comes from plants.
    Animals are just a very inefficient mechanism of converting plant protein to unhealthy animal protein.
    Better to eat lower on the food chain. Fewer toxins, no saturated fat, Better for the planet.

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    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
  278. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Actually, my daughter was just telling about eating stone crabs in Florida. Apparently, the only harvest one claw of the crab, throw it back and it grows a new one. (Rinse, repeat)

    --
    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
  279. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    B12 doesn't say otherwise. We used to get our B12 from eating plants with dirt on them and drinking from streams, lakes, etc...
    Now we sterilize everything killing the bacteria that produces B12.
    We also supplement the diets of the animals so they get their B12 because most anumals come from facroy farms and are pumped with antibiotics. So you are supplementing just once removed, the downside is you get all the bad(excess fat, cholesterol, growth hormones, etc.. ) when you eat animal products to get your B12.

  280. "enough protein to feed world" by whose standards? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    My wife's definition of "enough food for dinner" is what I call "hors d'oeuvres". Are we talking a minimalist 1200 calorie diet that only feeds fashion models, or enough for a football player?

  281. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Essential amino acids are *ONLY* produced by plants. Animals, including humans, use those to produce the non-essential amino acids. Vitamin D is produced from sun exposure. B12 comes from bacteria and the B12 in most animal products was given as a supplement. Of course given our highly sterile environment these days we need to supplement. Our body produces DHA/EPA from other plant based fats such as from flax seed...

    We can get everything we need from plant sources, animal products are not required to be healthy and strong and in fact they make us sicker and weaker.

    For those that want to see actual science with cited research papers instead of the ridiculous bro-science being posted here look up nutritionfacts.org on the web or youtube.

  282. Re: Yes by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Explain why do they have a longer small intestine than chimps, if they eat similar diets.

  283. For the love of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll make this really simple.

    I want:

    Coffee-flavored coffee

    Meat-based meat

    Rum-flavored rum

    This really shouldn't be that difficult.

  284. Re: Educational thing by nachtelfjeiu · · Score: 1

    Fixed that for you. Humans require meat. Nope. There's nothing in meat a human needs. Other than good PR. In fact, when it comes to your health, eating meat reduces your life expectancy if anything.

  285. Yes. The Eco balance of meat is abysmal. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    The Eco balance of meat is orders of magnitude worse than the worst mono-agriculture. If we can replace meat with plant, we sold. ASAP.

    I'm not even taking about animal mistreatment and, even worse, the abolishment of anti-biotics by abuse by the meat industry.

    Live stock meat is bad. Very bad in many ways. We should get rid of 99% of it.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  286. The headless cow and the coming Diet Singularity by Botnet-of-People · · Score: 1

    Whether by causation, co-evolution, or correlation, every great tech leap forward came with a corresponding food revolution.

    Mastery of fire, or at least some control over it, brought cooking, giving our protohuman ancestors the meal ticket to the tougher meats and plant fibers that previously were thrown away or pooped as indigestible (a literally fiber-rich diet). Agriculture brought on the eating of grass and, coupled with the by then already ancient technology of cooking, the fine art of baking or the making of what is basically edible clay: bread, cakes and their fluffy, crumbly, crunchy and spongy allies. In the modern era, who hasn't, at some point in their lives, consumed the junk and fast food churned out by the Industrial Revolution and the subsequent development of mass production?

    Following this pattern, there's no doubt that any tech Singularity will be not just a much ballyhooed AI singularity but a dinner plate singularity as well. We or our immediate descendants will become regular consumers of food that, while they may already exist in some preliminary or experimental form, haven't even gone under the noses of most humans alive today. And the surprising thing is most likely dinner would be served just like the the steak and fried chickens we already eat, but produced through the wonders of truly Frankensteinian bioengineering.

    No, I'm not talking about converting plant fibers into meat as the summary and the vegan pornoganda appear to imply, but the growing of the meat without the chemical and thermal energy hogs that come along with it. That is, animal tissues grown in an oversized Petri dish stuffed with all the necessary ingredients for them to grow to a form and size big enough and ready to be cut, if not butchered, seasoned, then roasted or fried and served on a dinner plate as nature identical steak. Or maybe nearly identical, with much of the bad cholesterol engineered out or replaced with the supposedly good cholesterol of aqua based animals.

    If you have stocks in a cattle or chicken raising company, sell out now, while you still have a healthy profit margin. Natural meats are going to be replaced faster than e-cigarettes will displace tobacco.

    Now if you're heavily invested in the food industry, your options boil down to a choice between the increasingly vegan whole foods companies being gobbled up by the likes of Amazon, or the traditional meat processing companies, which can easily shift from producing ham and hamburgers with inputs sourced from creatures that eat hormones and GMOs to meat derived from headless and gutless animal zombies fed a steady cocktail of who knows yet what set of micronutrients.

    Yes, in the future non-paleo meat lovers will have to content themselves with eating lab grown meat. That or they will have to suffer the indignity of meat made out of plant cells. But there's no way traditional animal agriculture can flourish in the new anti-greenhouse gases regime. Now that there's an active movement trying to link meat production to climate change in particular and unsustainable development in general. Cattle farming will become the new coal industry, set to soon collapse both from pressure from the ecozealots and from competition by the Frankenfood industry. Let's just hope somebody opensources or leaks the essential gentech needed to grow headless pork bellies and chicken wings.

    Well that's enough of my Slashrant for the hour. Be back after my Big Meal of the Day.

  287. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, all of the crude oil ever pumped out of the ground is the remains of dead dinosaurs!

    No. Crude oil is algae and plankton.

  288. Re:Educational thing by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    There's a youtube video out there of a grizzly killing a moose and eating its heart, in some guy's driveway. There's another image of a badly burned buffalo fleeing from a grizzly (buffalo fell into a geyser apparently - was put down by park rangers). Another of a grizzly attacking musk oxen calves. Pretty sure that species is heavily carnivorous.

  289. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, to EAT. not to produce. Land wise, energy wise, waste wise, pollution wise, eating meat at this point is fucking ignorant. Not to mention your health. Try a real vegetarian diet, you will feel better immediately

  290. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

    I've read that ancient Greeks ate meat only during festivities. The reasoning from our perspective is that was not only good for them but also for the animals -- giving the animal population time to recover.

    Another interesting heuristics is that Crusaders, for all their wearing and use of heavy armor, were told by the Church to eat meat of warm blooded animals (such as wild game) only two meals a week. Fish was permitted more often so reportedly they started the process of cultivating fish for eating in ponds.

  291. Food Allergies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many common plant based foods that are composed of soy, wheat, rice or one of a dozen or so other ingredients that my wife and other people I know can not eat. Switching off meat completely would kill these people.

  292. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know that the Shao-Lin monks, who are the most powerful athletes in the world, eat strict Vegan diets, right? Source.

  293. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, because one should obviously trust Lance Armstrong's foundation on "no extra drugs, really!"...

  294. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People will always eat meat. Broccoli will always be a side dish. Because meat taste like murder and murder tastes pretty goâ(TM)t damn good. -Dennis Leary

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OiSaENiho-Y

  295. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they're omnivorous? In case it's not obvious, this is rhetorical.

  296. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not an argument. Cutting out 99% of a lifestyle that is clearly worse for the environment is simply better than not doing it. Doesn't matter if you don't make 100%.

    If you're a liberal you should be vegetarian. Full stop. Fact.

  297. #soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need to link this to alex jones, they are trying to take away the last form of manhood here, wake up, dont be a soyboy!

    1. Re:#soyboys by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Alex Jones sells soy supplements.

  298. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Crickets are as good a protein source as beef and require practically no water to raise. They are sold in the form of flour that you can make into power bars and the like.

  299. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    News flash. Animals don't make proteins. All protein comes from plants. Animals are just a very inefficient mechanism of converting plant protein to unhealthy animal protein. Better to eat lower on the food chain. Fewer toxins, no saturated fat, Better for the planet.

    Yet somehow, some way, in a miracle of nature, humans have survived to this point while apparently eating the exact wrong things. Only now do we know enopuight that the metabolism that nature has provided us with is wrong, evil, and utterly unhealthy and perhaps nature wants humans to destroy the planet? The only reason that humans living and eating the very substances that they evolved to eat is is any sustainability problem, isbecause ther are too gawddamned many of us. In no time during the evolution of humans did the world end, eh? If we manage to destroy the planet, about the least likely mechanism is eating meat.

    And eating too much meat can be a problem, just as eating too much carbs, and excessive phytoestrogens. It is not an indictment od either. In fact, the superseded food guidelines in the US were heavily influenced by vegans and the good old American values of industry influence.

    In addition, there are interesting problems for men in the phytoestrogen loaded "correct" diet of today. http://www.lifeextension.com/M...

    If you wish to eat like a prey animal and load up your body with estrogens, by all means do. I'll balance out my diet with meat, complex carbs but watch the phytoestrogen containers - if they brag about anti-oxidant properties, its probably got them in spades - and limit my simple carbs.

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  300. Evolution by neoshroom · · Score: 1

    *It is likely your last cucumber sandwich killed as many animals as your last hamburger.

    You need to stop sacrificing cows to your harvest god.

    Rather than "killed as many animals," I think you mean "used as much resources." Cucumbers are somewhat resource-intensive to grow compared to other vegetables.

    *Humans were evolved to eat meat.

    3%-8% of the average chimp diet comes from meat. Chimpanzees are mostly frugivores.

    Do we say "Hummingbird's were evolved to to eat meat?" No, we mostly think of hummingbirds as nectivores, as their main diet is nectar. Only 90% of the hummingbird diet is nectar though and they hunt insects like chimpanzees hunt monkeys.

    *To be fully vegetarian you would need a much longer digestive tract in which you could ferment plant matter like a gorilla or cow.

    Humans began as frugivores, not grazers. If a hummingbird stopped eating insects would it need a long digestive tract to be vegetarian? No.

    *There has never been a sustained human population that was fully vegetarian.

    Four people in a house who are vegetation can be a sustained human population. Various human social groups throughout history have also adopted a vegetarian lifestyle.

    *The way we treat food animals is cruel, horrific and unconscionable. This is one area where the militant vegans and I see eye to eye. It has to stop.

    The way we treat food animals is cruel, horrific and unconscionable. This is one area where the militant vegans and I see eye to eye. It has to stop.

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  301. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I agree. When I cannot tell the difference between a top quality sirloin steak and a plant based substitute, then MAYBE we should think about replacing beef.

    When we get ot the artificial meat, when it gets to the point you describe, I will probably stop eating traditional meat. My metric is bacon. Right now the process is 100 percent lean meat. But some day I think it will happen.

    Until then, the veganuts can dream all they want, but it is NOT going to happen!

    As I had touched on before, the issue of going vegan is largely a psychological one. And therein lies the problem. We are just coming off of a "Fat is bad, and load up on those carbs!" version of the food pyramid that was simply bad for people. My parent's generation is creeping up on the likely limits of human life. Right now, Life expectancy in the US is dropping though.

    The fact is that there has not yet been a plant based meat substitute that is comparable in taste, texture, and nutritional value to what it is supposed to be replacing.

    I have a confession to make. There are veggie burgers out there that I love. I discovered them one day when I accidentally grabbed on at a sporting event. So I eat them now. However, I put a couple thick-cut slabs of my home made bacon on top. Good eating!. But they are good, I just don't mistake them for real beef. And of course I still eat regular hamburgers.

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  302. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Actually, meat production does more harm (greenhouse gases, deforestation) than transportation so it's a good candidate for planet destruction.

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  303. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting.

    I always thought my sis was crazy to suddenly become vegan, after being an omnivore for about 30 years since birth. She and her husband did it without warning.

    Too bad they have a kid who is also being made into a vegan.

    Let's see if they get stupider over multiple generations.

  304. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

    Humans evolved from omnivores. Meat, eggs and milk provide a much more concentrated nutrition than a pure vegan diet can. My vegan friends eat 2 to 3 times the volume of food I eat. (And I don't eat a lot of meat; usually 60 to 90 grams per meal.)

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  305. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by hey! · · Score: 1

    Sure, and buying walnuts from a farmer you know is bound to cost a lot less than getting them in a can at the supermarket. You've cut out all the distributing middle-men.

    Now local co-op beef here in my urban northeast city generally runs about $12/lb vs. about $9/lb for supermarket beef. That's because we're not in "meat country".

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  306. All we need is more Soy-boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that there is enough doormats to serve each and every intersectional feminist.
    Eating beef and pork makes these males too aggressive!

  307. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minor correction. Almost no saturated fat. There are a few plants, like Coconuts, which I found interesting, and thought you may also.

  308. Re:Educational thing by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    The vegan is no less a killer than the meat eaters they consider below them

    1. Ethics is anything but simple. So I will be only able to give an outline here since time for writing , reading a book on /. in our schedules is hard to come by.

    2. Ethics of diet can be considered in 2 ways :
        2a. Whether it was / is ethical to eat something in the wild settings. E.g. humans living in a forest, plucking an apple and eating it, or killing a deer and eating it.

    Note that here, plant eaters are frequently not predators but reproductive assistants.

        2b. Whether it is ethical to eat something in the industrial / agricultural era. Growing wheat / rearing chicken in your farm.

    Here, frequently both plant eaters and animal eaters are predators at harvest time. But wheat would certainly go extinct without human support, and chicken would have a hard time. This may or may not play a role in deciding whether "killing" is bad in different scenarios.

    But one has to concede that in spite of being weaker than many other competing species, chicken and wheat as species are doing well right now.

    3. In both forest / agricultural settings, an animal eater is indirectly eating lots of plants the animal ate. Along with previous points, it is a complex calculation now to figure out how much of a "killer" one is when eating a particular food.

    But in forest settings, animal eaters could convince themselves of having avenged the plants the animal ate. In agriculture settings, the animal eater is more of an eater of the animal's diet. Hence more of a killer.

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  309. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. We should stop eating all meat and eat only vegetables.

    There is one and only one reason to do this. That reason is, to stop click-bait articles like this one. Please, please just shut up already with the meat hand-wringing! What is this, perhaps the 40th article this year on the topic?

  310. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What ? Those aren't the statistics I come up with on a quick google search. Mind a link ? I've seen 8-15% in the US, and far more globally. (because we use so much other energy in the US ...)

    Eliminating meat from our diets would be the simplest step we could all take to immediately curb emissions. That seems clear. Not to mention it's simply healthier.

  311. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you even read the links you post ?

    The genetic variations article is the only reasonable one - and yes, everyone should analyse and create their own diet for their own personal health. But saying the inuit aren't suited to be vegetarian, therefore most of us shouldn't be vegetarian, is like saying most of us should eat almost entirely seal meat.

    From the Blogspot article - "suggesting that the vegetarian diet was not in fact causal." The last paragraph is some douchebag saying "he feels it could ..."

    Courier - Yeah, B12. All vegans know this. Vegetarians get plenty with dairy, etc. B12 is incredibly easy to supplement. Notice the 3rd point about eating less, vegetarian populations are notoriously less bulky than meat eating populations.

    Omega3/6 are found in a decent vegan diet. Brain development in children seems to be far more based on breast milk and then again, a GOOD vegan diet (anyone can eat like crap, and yes, if you're going to not care about what you eat, meat is an easy source of some things).

    Same with that link to the malnourished vegan kid - one kid does not a study make. Many examples of malnourished children of all types. Maybe link to an actual study next time. The kid should've been heavier than 5kg on breastmilk alone.

    So yes, good nutrition takes some education. But it really ends up being pretty damn easy. The FUD around veganism is atrocious.

  312. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole "i don't eat meat because it's cruel to " is not the right discussion, and agree with you there. I know there are many vegan/vegetarians that do have this reason.

    However, the real reason everyone should consider it is environment and health.

    It is clearly better environmentally from all perspectives to eat a vegetarian diet. Brown rice and lentils trumps meat in every single possible way. (I'm not saying to only eat brown rice and lentils, idiots looking for a way to attack this)

    Done properly, a vegetarian diet is far healthier than a meat eating diet.

    I have no idea how going vegetarian "severely fucked up your digestive system" - I am curious to know more and have read nothing about this in any way. Our digestive systems are very happy on a PROPER vegan or vegetarian diet. I can buy some arguments (such as B12, watching things like iron, etc) - but a vegetarian diet should be BETTER for your digestive system than a meat diet ( higher fiber, no carcinogenic meat, no bacteria from meat, etc). I'm guessing you were eating a high carb (pasta, etc) and high dairy (cheese) and calling that a vegetarian diet. That is just a crap diet, no matter how you look at it, but I'd love to hear you explain it.

  313. Re: Yes by houghi · · Score: 1

    So why are there living things that are neither? They are not soap. Just because they developed later does not mean they are better.

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  314. Dictatorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?
    You're not allowed to do a VAST number of things, and you don't consider yourself already in a dictatorship?
    You can't execute the neighbor's cat cause it howls or dog cause it barks.
    You can't fuck the underage teenager next door.
    You're not allowed to drive on the wrong side of the fucking road.
    You're a prize self-important fuckwad - it's not a dictatorship when you're asked to behave in a social manner.
    If consuming vast quantities of steak is considered, at some point in the near future, to be "anti-social", then what happens?
    You're going to honestly tell me that fat-arse YOU is going to make a REVOLUTION because you can't have your MacDo burgers every fucking evening?
    If you're opposed to the "dictatorship" of not being allowed to torture humans, then come over to my place, and I'll beat the living fuck out of you for shits and giggles - this is a capitalistic economy, right, I'm allowed to hire poor people to sell their bodies into slavery too. Amiright??
    You don't think very hard, or for very long, or at all well.

  315. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop passing complete misinformation. All plants foods have complete protein.

    I've been vegan 15 years. No great knowledge needed.

  316. What about the pork? by Botnet-of-People · · Score: 1

    On average humans who eat beef with a quality and varied diet grow strong.

    The Chinese, who invented pork, survived for thousands of years without eating beef.

    1. Re:What about the pork? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chinese invented pork? What the hell are you smoking?

  317. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop virtue signalling by telling me and other what to eat.

  318. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Actually, meat production does more harm (greenhouse gases, deforestation) than transportation so it's a good candidate for planet destruction.

    And if we all committed mass suicide, your world vision would be complete.

    You hate humanity with a fervor that would make a Calvinist blush.

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  319. I'm ok with this so long as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they engineer the "meat" to be a complete protein: containing ALL of the essential amino acids, like beef is. The trouble is, very few plant-based sources of protein are considered "complete", as they lack sufficient quantities of one or more of the essential amino acids.

  320. Re:Educational thing by Immerman · · Score: 1

    https://defenders.org/grizzly-...

    They're omnivores, like other bears. Nobody posts Youtube videos of them eating berries, digging up ant mounds, or licking moths off the bottom of loose shale because it's just not that dramatic, but that's where they tend to get the bulk of their calories from. They will eat pretty much anything they can get their paws on though, especially in the months leading up to hibernation, where their life depends on them building up enough fat reserves to survive the winter. Calves and the injured especially are textbook examples of opportunistic predation - hunt what's easy to catch if the opportunity presents itself. But like humans in survival situation, hunting can easily become a net loss in calories, so that you'd be better off going hungry unless they prey is easy to catch.

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  321. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like with most health foods, "veggie burgers" are often extremely unhealthy for you.

    Especially soy. Soy is very unhealthy.

    It would be just as bad as beef I think, just in a different way.

  322. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any more than I can like green tea or broccoli.

    I've you've only had broccoli heads or florets from these heads you're missing a real treat. Tender-stem broccoli, or best of all tender-stem broccoli tips are are several notches higher on the taste ladder than 'ordinary' broccoli.

  323. Re:The birth of Jesus Christ: A warning to atheist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, prove your god even exists with credible evidence before claiming it somehow had a son.

    Remember, your bible is the claim and not evidence for the claim.

    Also, by posting as an Anonymous Coward, you are violating the words of your god's avatar/demigod.

  324. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article itself cites figures for 15-18% of GHG emissions right now coming from the global production of cattle alone. But worse is the arable land use. I eat meat, but if plant based fake meat was as nutrient dense and tasty and cheap at real meat I'd take it 10/10 times over the real thing. If we weren't using so much arable land to grow and feed meat, that land could return to managed wilderness and contribute to the restabilization of our ecosystems, return of megafauna, and long term environmental stabilization and increases in biodiversity. The real impacts of this is not in the GHGs, where even new research shows feeding cattle some amount of certain algae during growth reduces most GHG emissions (something like over 90% reduction) from cattle, their primary release being methane. No, it is in the freeing up of land for the wilds and environmental stabilization.

  325. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be one of the dumbest arguments I have ever read. Last i checked we did not feed our animals coal or oil, so they are a part of the carbon cycle and have fuck all to do with global warming. Also, you propose extinction of non-human animals? How the fuck it that going to be good for the environment.

  326. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To some extent the balooning of fruit and vegetable size has been impacted by higher atmospheric CO2 levels causing massive increases in sugar stores and creates a corresponding reduction in plant nutrient density that has been impacting all life on earth adversely as the change has happened so much faster than we can adjust for genetically.

  327. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by nasch · · Score: 1

    Cats eat birds whole, therefore we should eat more parts of the animal too? I think your argument is a bit flawed there.

  328. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    All life is precious you insensitive clod, and you do not live unless you kill something. Plant? You killed, animal? You killed it.

    Jains only eat parts of plants that can be harvested without killing the plant.

    What do they do about their immune systems? Immune systems are pretty deadly killing machines. Macrophages are pretty impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?... .

    Humans die unless they kill. This is just how it is.

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  329. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I have not done the science myself, my understanding is that in the history of mankind one could get enough B12 from the dirt in which their plants were covered. But given that we wash veggies today, its no longer a good source. I'm not advocating one way or the other, but the fact that you can't get enough B12 does not indicate it is not a "natural" diet for humans as there is a pretty good explanation for why we https://news.slashdot.org/story/17/12/24/2243246/should-plant-based-meat-replace-beef-completely#do not get it today, but could have gotten it way back when.

  330. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I find your comment cold, sarcastic, and frigidly chilling. How does one get a point across to someone as clothesminded as you?

    By making a cogent argument. Animals do not exist except by killing. Our immune system kills millions of individual lives every day. I make no distinction, only understand. The most ethical vegan kills only a few less life forms than I do.

    Cold? Nature is not warm and fuzzy. There are herbivores, and there are carnivores. Somewhere in the mix, Herbivore became equated with good, and carnivore became equated with evil. And the idea was hatched that if we were all herbivores, we would be good, because herbivore equals good - how rational and logical eh?

    In the end, the problem isn't whether I have accepted that humans are omnivores, or that the most ethical vegans try in vain to never kill another animal. Then jump threough hoops to rationalize what life they do kill.

    Its that the evil people like me are not trying to encourage vegans to adopt our ways. I seriously do not care if you decide to eat only things that start with the letter A, or become a breatharian. That is your right to eat as you please. Almost all of these discussions come about when the vegan community tries to claim their innate superiority. How terrible wasteful and intent on destroying the planet the evil meat eaters are.

    Sarcastic? That's when I'm being kind and holding back. Chilling? Some times the truth is very chilling.

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  331. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 1

    I've you've only had broccoli heads or florets from these heads you're missing a real treat. Tender-stem broccoli, or best of all tender-stem broccoli tips are are several notches higher on the taste ladder than 'ordinary' broccoli.

    No, if you don't like the bitter plant taste in the first place, you are not going to like it if you serve a variety that has even more of the distasteful sulforaphane and raphanin left intact. It doesn't matter if you like it ten times as much as the most common variety. It's not suddenly going to taste like meat or grain or ginger. It's going to taste like a brassica plant, for the benefit of those who like those tastes in the first place. Not all do.

    The only edible preparation of brassica plants for someone who dislikes the taste is to boil it until the distasteful elements break down - at least a couple of hours, and more if you don't discard the harder cooked parts like stems before cooking.

  332. Re:most livestock from factory farms not free rang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    InterGuru isn't always full of shit, but when he is, he makes sure it's Grade A+++ Acme Brand Bullshit!

  333. Vegan health risks by xtronics · · Score: 1

    What I wonder about is if Vegan causes mental illness or if it is the other way round?

              The Association between Eating Behavior and Various Health Parameters: A Matched Sample Study
    http://www.plosone.org/article...
            side-effects-of-vegetarianism
    http://www.womenshealthmag.com...

  334. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by arth1 · · Score: 1

    What do they do about their immune systems? Immune systems are pretty deadly killing machines. Macrophages are pretty impressive

    If I understand it correctly, they proscribe more killing, pain or upset to other beings than what is necessary for survival. So they accept that the immune system kills, but will only eat foods with antiseptic properties or "live" food like yoghurt if prescribed by a doctor, because either would be killing other living beings.

  335. Price beats everything by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Forget about moral arguments. Make this *CHEAPER* than beef, but taste close to the same, it'll take over 90% of the market overnight.

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  336. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why is it the 1st thing that comes to mind is soylent green?

  337. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by mspohr · · Score: 1

    I really don't understand your reasoning. It seems you would rather indulge in meat than prevent the world from becoming uninhabitable for humans.

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  338. Choice is Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes life worth living is having a choice. Some people have chosen to live on a vegetarian or plant-based diet. Many others have not. No plant can replace a filet mignon or a salmon. What concerns me the most is all of the toxins in our foods as they are genetically modified in addition to other toxins related to meatless wonders coming from a factory which uses untold numbers of toxins to create something totally unnatural. I oppose it and I think it will increase cancer risk more than any grass-fed burger or steak ever could...

  339. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking piece of shit.

  340. Even more plants for the slaughter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not vegetarian because I love animals; I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

  341. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we need you to eat at all? You are wasting our oxygen and creating wasteful greenhouse gas everytime you mouth breath and fart your soylent green byproduct out.

  342. Re:Yes by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    :headspin:

    How do you figure? Meat is the *least* efficient food.

    http://ajcn.nutrition.org/cont...

    Feeding food to someone else then eating their bodies is dramatically less efficient than eating the food directly. And these figures don't even include the energy spent on producing animal feed.

    Humans evolved and spread because they discovered cooking, which increased the calories available to them. Carnivores are necessarily always far fewer in number than herbivores. And don't let your penis-ego delude you into thinking that humans are biologically carnivores.

  343. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    No, you are not going to trick me into eating McDonald's hamburgers!

  344. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    What do they do about their immune systems? Immune systems are pretty deadly killing machines. Macrophages are pretty impressive

    If I understand it correctly, they proscribe more killing, pain or upset to other beings than what is necessary for survival. So they accept that the immune system kills, but will only eat foods with antiseptic properties or "live" food like yoghurt if prescribed by a doctor, because either would be killing other living beings.

    Either way, a very inconsistent outlook.

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  345. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    Wow, you are truly the dumbest piece of shit in this thread.

    Ever here about that vitamin that you get from being in the sun? Vitamin D
    Which just so happens to be a protein, produced by the human body.
    Ever heard of Vitamin B-12? Ever wonder why vegans and vegetarians almost always take supplements for it? That's because it is only found in animals, because there are no plants known on the planet to produce it, but all animals do.
    Ever wonder what the primary job of DNA is? You guessed it, DNA tells the cells how to create the fucking proteins your body requires, but cannot get from plant or animal sources, you ignorant fucking piece of shit.

  346. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I really don't understand your reasoning. It seems you would rather indulge in meat than prevent the world from becoming uninhabitable for humans.

    Because consuming meat != destroying the world. That's just the vegan narrative. If meat eating was the sin you declare, the Inuits would have caused a total collapse of the arctic ecosystem long ago, as their diets consist alomost totally of meat.

    But over population quite possibly will destroy us.

    Allow me to make a minor correction. It can destroy the world for us. Nature does not care if humanity survives or not.

    Is Indiia your model? India has more Vegetarians than the rest of the world combined.

    So let's all be like India, as vegetarians they are going to save the world, amirite?

    Sorry dear, but overpopulation is a hella bigger problem than those evil souls that allow corpse meat to pass their lips. Your narrative is showing. Now do you have a plan for killing the Inut? Damn meat eaters, That would serve them right, probably.

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  347. Show me the beef by russbutton · · Score: 1

    I'm all for a lower cost veggie substitute fake meats just so long as I can't tell the difference. Until then, I'm going to celebrate life at the top of the food chain.

  348. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    You may be one of us who have a genetic trait which makes some beans toxic to you. Not green beans, but broad beans. I have this and can barely stand any type of bean. The only ones I can eat are ones used for seasoning, like vanilla beans, cocoa beans, coffee beans, and such.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  349. what is the point? by crashinbrn · · Score: 1

    if you are a vegetarian, Why do you need something that is "like meat" to begin with? Do you miss Real Juicy Meat? Veggies are not good enough for Vegetarians? you chose to eat Veggies, So Eat Veggies and be happy.

  350. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    Oh, it will do something, just nothing positive. It would create extreme, widespread malnutrition in every place it is used. But don't worry, that part is intended. You can't keep men weak and stupid by feeding them a decent diet, you need to take out many of the most important nutrients, aka take out the meat.

  351. Re:Educational thing by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    They already have. If you compare teenagers of today with those 100 years ago, with the exception of those who are starving, it is very clear that today's teens are far more malnourished than the ones from 100 years ago. The difference is when the government started pushing the "fat is evil" lie. The majority of people still believe it even though there are hundreds of studies that disprove it and practically none that agree with it.

  352. Re:Educational thing by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

    Keep dreaming sunshine.

  353. Lol, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  354. B12 people B12 by Arivor · · Score: 1

    Unless you want to pop pills for the rest of your life to get the vitamins that your brain needs to function properly. This vegan stuff as being the natural order of human beings needs to face reality. Though, when you see what B12 deprivation causes to a person's mental state, it explains a lot about the irrational fallacy that vegans are prone to and their obsession with delusions of grandeur. No there is no such thing as a "meat" substitute, it will always lead to a lack of B12 and the serious repercussions that alone will do to anyone's ability to think clearly.

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  355. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, you did not recuperate your ability to use proper English grammar: "it's" should be replaced by "its".

  356. "Plant-Based Meat" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking newspeak editors...

  357. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by mspohr · · Score: 1

    You can feed 10x as many people a vegan diet as an animal diet.

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  358. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have the technology to replace all alcoholic beverages with non-alcoholic and replace sugar with artificial sweeteners so while we are forcing meat eaters to eat artificial meat lets force people to drink alcohol free and sugar free beverages not giving them a choice. We make people eat healthier and prevent drunk driving deaths. What could possibly be wrong with this?

    It's bad enough that vegans flood the newspaper Letters to the Editor sections with form letters asking meat eaters to become vegetarians. Isn't this like Mormons deciding that their alcohol free diet is not only good for them but also good for everyone else? Dentist would love to prevent the consumption of sugar just as much as they wish all municipal water supplies contained fluoride so replacing sugar with artificial sweeteners is a good idea right?

  359. Forced indocterination by anti-disney · · Score: 1

    We also have the technology to replace sugar with artificial sweeteners. It seems vegans want to force everyone else to live their lifestyle. Why not allow people to choose between artificial beef and genuine beef like people have a choice between using artificial sweeteners and natural sweeteners? While we are trying to make people "do the right thing" maybe we should eliminate all alcohol instead of giving people the choice to drink alcohol or not. I'm sure religious groups such as the Mormons would love to tell you how great their life is for not drinking alcohol. The Mormons regulate alcohol more than they do nuclear waste in Utah. I'm sure they would be happy to make everyone abstain from drinking. Dentists would love to replace all sugar with artificial sweeteners as much as they love fluoride in every cities water supply.

  360. opposite by nten · · Score: 1

    I'm the opposite. As much as I enjoy a dry aged rib eye, I would settle for cheap and easy over taste, but nutritionally I do so much better when I eat a lot of meat. I'm not paleo or Atkins, I just feel better when I rule out grains beans(including soy), nuts and dairy. Which leaves whole vegetables and fruits, a pound of grassfed ground beef a day and some salmon or sardines.

    That gets pricey and it is annoying to prepare. I tried the soylent kickstarter, but the massive dose of rice protein was not well absorbed and caused digestion problems that lasted for over a month so it wasn't just adaptation. Then they changed the fish oil to vegetable oil and dropped he protein to starch ratio and was garbage. My triglycerides went from 120 to 380 that year. I'm back on my meat and veggies again and feel great.

    So if they made a cheap horrible tasting plant based protein source, but it worked? I would be all in.

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  361. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've eaten meat yourself retarded. The inuit weren't factory farming meat to increase global carbon emissions. Your theory about 100% meat and the inuit has zero bearing on the discussion. Few are talking about hunting, we're talking about factory style meat raising.

    If you eat meat, you don't give a shit about carbon emissions. Stop pretending you're a liberal.

  362. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    B12 is not "produced" by animals. It is consumed from water dirt insects feces or SUPLLEMENTS (that we give them). We sterilize most of our natural sources of b12. How about you learn about this first,

    Also b12 is incredibly easy to supplement so if that's all it takes to go vegan, easy sacrifice for our planet.

  363. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just, humans that have good life, that are masters of the land, eat meat, grow strong and smart. The English. The Turks.

    While the humans that subside on plants are your Irish potatoe eaters or Chinese coolies: weaker, dumber, living as slaves. Plants are good to feed a lot of slaves, basically. Socialist paradise awaits when every slave will get some plastic oathmeal slime, equally distributed and spiked with necessary estrogens.

  364. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by doccus · · Score: 1

    But so far there has NOT been a good substitute in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value.

    I'd pin my hopes on vat-grown beef before a plant-based option.

    I have to disagree. Beef has very poor nutrition, and almost any substitite will work. My diet has almost always consisted of (at least) 95% meat , and have remained healthy, likely due to some hunter gatherer heritage, who could say. Beef, however, has not played a large part anymore.. . Sure I used to love a med rare steak but not much now. I did once find some place that made gluten steaks and strips which were just great, don't kbnow why they didn't catch on. The texture was just right, same as the taste, and I would assume also the nutrition. So I know it can be done.

  365. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by doccus · · Score: 1

    Or a bulking agent.

    Fake-meat does not taste quite as nice as real-meat. But what about, say, a mince that is 25% meat and 75% meat substitute?

    Phah!I talians and Greeks, and I'd guess most other old world countries have been doing that for hundreds of years. Italians call them .. er.. meatballs! The British call them "sausages" :-)

  366. Re:Educational thing by Immerman · · Score: 1

    I admit I initially assumed that would be a minor effect, but my initial investigation suggests that it's a relatively uninvestigated but potentially substantial change in carbohydrate production.

    I suspect breeding for higher yields at the expense of all else is a larger part of the problem, but this sounds like something that warrants a lot more attention.

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  367. Re: Yes (-1000000000....) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG, that explain why all animals that are vegetarians are super dumb and the carnivors are smarter. No way, we should stop with this bs about vegetarians/vegans feeling not notmal and wanting make everybody like them. We must instead stop with all this fale meat and have the real deal. The juice and delicious tasting beef is the best always , also packed with proteins, and basically nearly everything you need. Its so good that those vegan/vegetarians want to copy it.

  368. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, only some populations are genetically equipped for a vegetarian diet. For the rest, lack of meat causes brain shrinkage and mental disorders.

    This. There is a long out of print book by Mark Vonnegut called "The Eden Express" Mark suffered from Schizophrenia in the early 1970's, and much of his problems were based on a vegetarian diet. After stabilizing him with Thorazine and shock treatments, he went on a normal diet, and with vitamin supplements, became a normal productive person.

    I tried vegatarianism in the early 1980's, and while I didn't go any crazier than I am now, it severely fucked up my digestive system. Fortunately, going back to a normal diet reset my intestinal flora.

     

    That's vegetarian -- vegan diet is far more harmful.

    I have always thought that a vegan starts out with trying to define everything in life as good or bad (this is a bad thing to do, and leads to bad mental outcomes) So they embark on a journey to try to ensure that everything they do is good.

    Killing animals is bad, especially the cute ones, so eating their "corpse meat" is likewise bad. So they stop. That Chicken didn't give you permission to eat it's eggs, or that cow it's milk or the honey we callously steal from the innocent bees. So that is verboten.

    So they embark on this completely irrational and artificial and un-natural diet of only things they have determined are ethically "good".

    My reply to them is that just who are they to set themselves up as arbiter of what is good and bad.

    All life is precious, from the lowest bacteria to yeasts, to plants, to animals. And unless a human being somehow becomes a chemoautotroph, and can surgive by directly taking minerals and digesting them, the human does not live unless the human kills another life form. No way around it. The vegan is no less a killer than the meat eaters they consider below them.

    I can certainly see why you're upset!

    He cured himself of schizophrenia by eating meat and you already eat it! You've got nowhere to go!

  369. Re:Educational thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going carnivore obviously made you a retard and clogged up your brain.

  370. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you grow up not eating meat, you get accustomed to that style of life. It than becomes abhorant to eat meat.
    As was posted a few messages back. As a domesticated human, you might feel uncomfortable catching wild snakes, mice, skunks or other rodents and eating those. American ancestors ate squirrel. Do you feel comfortable with that?

    Yes, getting off meat could be done; I would do it if all the nutrients were available, and the taste was great.

  371. No. by jtalle · · Score: 1

    Just no. Tofu will destroy your thyroid and grow boobies on men. And never mind low-carb or paleo diets, meat just tastes better.

  372. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The English and the turks? That's your example of strong successful societies ?

    I'll pass on both thanks.

  373. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not correct. If, say, the food based lifetime cancer risk of diet A is 10%, but of diet B, including supplements, is 1%, with no other adverse effects, than diet B is safer.

    Being natural isn't necessarily a good qualification as salmonella and tape worms are also natural, and cooking is not.

  374. Re:Yes by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Feeding lots. Don't try and claim they aren't a thing, because they are.

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  375. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I prefer the whole dricket, roastd with a bit salt.
    They taste a little bit like small shrimps. But as you eat them with exo scelleton, they are crunchy.

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  376. Plant based "meat" all the way! by ebikes · · Score: 1

    Beef is a huge cause of environmental destruction. It has destroyed most of the rain forests world wide and has creates a ton of greenhouse CO2 emissions. For anyone who thinks that plant based "meats" are not delicious, I would highly suggest trying Beyond Meat patties. I just use some vegetable based bullion and cook it on the stove. They are extremely good! I believe you can get them at Whole Foods.

  377. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also K2, which is produced by bacteria from K1. So I hope you like natto, because it's the only source of vegan K2.

  378. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If meat eating was the sin you declare, the Inuits would have caused a total collapse of the arctic ecosystem long ago, as their diets consist alomost totally of meat.

    That logic would work if, at some point in time, there'd been seven billion of them.

    Think of two linked sliders. As the one for "percentage of meat in diet" moves up, the one for "total sustainable population" moves down.

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  379. Re: If it's a good substitute, it should replace by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    If meat eating was the sin you declare, the Inuits would have caused a total collapse of the arctic ecosystem long ago, as their diets consist alomost totally of meat.

    That logic would work if, at some point in time, there'd been seven billion of them.

    ?quote> But keeping my reply in context, I was accused of wanting to kill of humanity because meat.

    The Inuit are living in pretty fair balance with their ecosystem, Their meat diet is not causing the ecosystem they live in into collapse. Their eating meat is not immoral or wrong, unless we decide that the very act of eating meat is always wrong, then we have real moral dilemma on our hands.

    Think of two linked sliders. As the one for "percentage of meat in diet" moves up, the one for "total sustainable population" moves down.

    While artificial meat might tweak that paradigm by a lot, I'll accept the argument at the moment.

    Are we making the argument that we must use as economical a way to produce food as possible in order to pack as many people on earth as possible? That if we live right at the peak of sustainability, that we need to have the most people that the earth can sustain, and it is wise and just and good to at that point figure out how to make food even cheaper and more abundant so we can stuff some more people onto the planet?

    I kind of doubt you are making that argument, but that's where the artificial sustainability argument ends up at.

    If the kind of food that we have evolved to eat is considered unsustainable to our existence, the problem does not lie in the food source. A quick perusal leads pretty quickly to the conclusion that there are too damn many of us. A sustainable world simply has a lot less homo sapiens sapiens running around it, not changing from a predator to a prey diet so that we can jam more of us onto it..

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  380. Why is this either/or? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Why can't it be used to supplement our current diet so that we still eat beef, but just have less of it? That alone would help. If you give people an ultimatum of course they'll reject and resent it.

  381. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but this is outdated information. The World Bank and IFC’s report Livestock and Climate Change checked their findings in 2009. They concluded the figure was nearer to a half of all emissions. Since that report, many UN agencies use the higher figure of 50%.

  382. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you may mean The Impossible Burger. I've had one. Right now? Sure, it's meat porn for vegetarians; I've been one for decades and surprise, I find it to be an amazing once in a while uncanny-valley spooky treat.

    But in the future, with the price coming down with volume and proven demand driving efforts to make the product even more accurate? Maybe that would be different.

  383. Re:If it's a good substitute, it should replace be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it gets cheap enough, it'll be the drunk, hangry "fourthmeal" 1am crowd at Taco Bell that makes it a success, not asking a whole lot of questions (: