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  1. Re:Whedon in the bidding on Terminator Franchise To Be Auctioned Off · · Score: 1

    If it's as good as "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!", then I'm camping out for tickets.

  2. ObFamilyGuy on Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Karen: "Screw you, Gary!"
    Gary: "Oh, yeah? Maybe if you did that more often, maybe I wouldn't need these paintings!"

  3. Re:Uh huh on Peering Disputes Migrate To IPv6 · · Score: 1

    Better than an ice-sculpture filled with McBain.

  4. Re:Less power? on Windows 7 On Multicore — How Much Faster? · · Score: 1

    I am Frau Blücher.

  5. Re:same as life on A Look At How Far PC Gaming Has Come · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You start in a room, no idea what's going on [...] You have to read the manual and supporting media to get a grip on it all

    Damn straight! What kind of game would start with such a vague premise?

    Welcome to Zork.
    West of House.
    You are in an open field west of a big white house
    with a boarded front door.

  6. Re:Commander of what precisely? on First European Commander of the ISS · · Score: 0, Troll

    What does being commander entail?

    Deciding who wears the crotchless lederhosen, who gets to be on top, etc.

  7. Re:Pretty Shortsighted Solution on Squatters Abusing iPhone App Store · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it doesn't really let others know that "I'm rich", does it?

  8. Re:Windows is a seven year old girl on Inside the Windows 7 Launch Party Pack · · Score: 1

    It's the village retard given a new shirt and some fresh napkins to clean up the snot and drool.

    How many windows does the short bus have?

    7. 7 Windows, Windows 7. Lick 'em, they taste GOOD.

  9. Re:Just asking... on MIT Axes the 500-Word Application Essay · · Score: 1
  10. Re:second.kilometer on 100-Petabit Internet Backbone Coming Into View · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you convert that to rods and hogsheads please? I'm a little lost.

  11. Re:Better Late than never? on Microsoft, Cisco Finally Patch TCP DoS Flaw · · Score: 1
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/MS09-048.mspx

    Today, they have XP listed as affected with the same impact as Win 2003 (DoS), just with a "low" rating and no patch. Windows 7 and Windows 2008 R2 are the only non-affected software.

  12. Re:The obligatory on Mount Wilson Observatory In Danger From L.A. Fire · · Score: 1

    Whoops, mixing my parodies. Friends don't let friends post before coffee.

  13. Re:The obligatory on Mount Wilson Observatory In Danger From L.A. Fire · · Score: 2, Funny

    My name is Spaulding, dumbass!
    </family guy>

  14. Re:data shows no sign of altitude loss, rapid dece on Communication Lost With Indian Moon Satellite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blessed Ganesha, it's full of cows!

  15. Re:Not news on Gaming the App Store · · Score: 1

    Anyone who says that Zubaz aren't cool better back up before they get jacked up. I'll say it right to their face, I swear to God I will.

    Donnie

  16. Re:I don't understand... on Behind the 4GB Memory Limit In 32-Bit Windows · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, it's a licensing limit, basically the same limit that existed in Windows NT 4, 2000, XP and 2003. The more you pay, the more CPUs and memory you are permitted to use.

  17. Re:"an actualy IM is received" on Network Adapter Keeps Talking While a PC Is Asleep · · Score: 1

    Actualy is a perfectly cromulent word.

  18. Re:Where are the slashdot articles? on The Press Releases of the Damned · · Score: 1

    Well, the Lone Gunmen ARE dead, aren't they?

  19. Re:Only one problem... on Yahoo Filing Reveals Details of Microsoft Deal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are a couple folks here that use Yahoo every day: They have it set as their homepage, and the first thing they do every morning is search for 'Google' so that they can get to web sites.

    Sad, but true.

  20. Re:Umm What? on 20 Years of MS Word and Why It Should Die a Swift Death · · Score: 1

    Well done. Good to see a 6-digit ID get that joke right.

  21. Re:Some Change Could Be Good on Original Futurama Cast Seals Deal With Fox · · Score: 1

    Quentin Tarantino would be a good fit too. Hearing Kif say, "Storing dead Nibblonians ain't my fucking business" would tickle me.

  22. C'mon, we need prices on Reprogrammed Skin Cells Turned Into Baby Mice · · Score: 1

    How much would a Jennifer Love Hewitt with no inhibitions that doesn't pork up when she gets close to 30 run?

  23. Re:Are they relevant? on Hacker Group L0pht Making a Comeback · · Score: 4, Funny

    Baloney. Chuck Norris knows Boston's fatal weakness!

  24. Wow! on Hacker Group L0pht Making a Comeback · · Score: 1

    First L0pthcrack Rises Again and now L0pht themselves are back?!?! Such amazing times we live in.

  25. So they spit, huh? on Spore Patch Nearly Lets Creatures Into Other Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    EA is apparently just teasing us with its taste-but-don't-swallow policy

    'Nuff said.