It was a dark, dark night.
In the dark, dark woods,
There was a dark, dark house.
In the dark, dark house,
There was a dark, dark room.
In the dark, dark room,
The was a dark, dark screen.
And on the dark, dark screen
There was . . . . . . . . . . . .
a. . . . . C:>!
So, Bin Laden is hiding in the studio NASA uses to perpetuate this ridiculous notion that the Moon and Mars exist, and that we have sent machines and people to land on them?
George W. Bush could declare Linux the official OS of the government, get a Penguin tattoo and give Linus Torvalds the Medal of Freedom and/. would still find a way to bag on him for it.
Well, yes, because he would pronounce it "LYE-nucks", get the tattoo on the wrong asscheek and jab Linus when he pins on the medal.
Microsoft has borked the ad campaign in the same manner that it did the MSN.com homepage. The content of the right-hand column in set ~5 characters to the left of the left-margin. Thus, "Independent" becomes "endent" when viewed with Opera using anything but MSIE 6.0 as the User-Agent. I'm using Opera 7.23 on Windows XP, btw.
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Actually, just that part sounds good to me!
It was a dark, dark night.
In the dark, dark woods, There was a dark, dark house.
In the dark, dark house,
There was a dark, dark room.
In the dark, dark room,
The was a dark, dark screen.
And on the dark, dark screen
There was
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C:>!
And peeing on the fire!
Perhaps this guy had it right after all.
This article, or the homepage in general?
Maybe he can get Spielberg involved. The rover would look positively smashing with walkie-talkie attached.
not according to my friend who has cox. they block a bunch of inbound ports.
Sounds like your friend is wanting unlimited access TO his computer FROM the Internet.
So, Bin Laden is hiding in the studio NASA uses to perpetuate this ridiculous notion that the Moon and Mars exist, and that we have sent machines and people to land on them?
Oh, Marge, anyone could miss Canada on a map, all tucked away down there.
Well, yes, because he would pronounce it "LYE-nucks", get the tattoo on the wrong asscheek and jab Linus when he pins on the medal.
Don't Windows Media Devices come from Redmond?
And a full cast reprise of the "hit" song.
Wake me up when I can get one of these.
You're talking about the new twenty, right?
Right. It's controlled by the stage crew in the studio at Area 51 where they are filming the hoax. All they had to do was dye the Moon set red.
You mean John Romero, don't you?
This kind?
Ahhh, the Chevy Caprice of MP3 players.
There, there. Your ID is still lower than mine. Can you be a happy cowboy again?
You misspelled "anything not from Krikket^H Microsoft".
Microsoft has borked the ad campaign in the same manner that it did the MSN.com homepage. The content of the right-hand column in set ~5 characters to the left of the left-margin. Thus, "Independent" becomes "endent" when viewed with Opera using anything but MSIE 6.0 as the User-Agent. I'm using Opera 7.23 on Windows XP, btw.
Alert FOX News! Short women increase risk of heart attack in men!
I first read that as "Caffeine vs Type II Databases".
And you thought the X-Box controller was big!
The John Denver Experience ride from "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" comes to mind.