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  1. Re:SCO are psychotic on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 0
    Why do you have to insult Neo-Nazi... like that?

    It's a hard choice, isn't it? McBride, Schumer, Feinstein...

  2. Re:Quake? Warcraft? on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    Or volunteer to chaperone Bush's daughter.

  3. Re:No M$ for mine... on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1
    You think it would take that long? ; )

    49.7 days to be exact.

  4. Re:so lets make this simple on Windows Services For Unix Now Free Of Charge · · Score: 1
    ah but i use linux because it is simple. hard to learn, simple to use. i quite find windows simple to learn, hard to use, and i fancy the elegance of plain text everything that i get with my linux server.

    Don't forget, Operating Systems that include capital letters as well as lowercase letters have a definite plus on their side. It certainly makes for easier reading than those OSes that limit you to the lowercase letters.

  5. Re:The is mainly useful for: on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 1
    No more filesharing for y0u !

    You're eating at McDonald's, buddy. It's not FILES that are being downloaded.

  6. ObSimpsons on Solar Powered Jacket Charges Your Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Solar Power. When will people learn. *shakes head*

  7. How about... on Why Such Unimaginative Nomenclature? · · Score: 0

    CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

  8. You can see the engineers now! on Mars Rover Rolls And Turns · · Score: 2, Funny
    roll 10 feet (3 meters)

    "Hey, Phil! How long's the dorsal solar panel s'posed ta be?"
    "10 feet, Bob."
    "We ain't as'posed ta use feet nomore. What's that in meters?"
    "Well, let's see. Darth Vader is 2 meters tall, and this is definitely bigger than him, but shorter than an Olympic swimming pool, which is fifty. 3 meters, Bob."

  9. ObBill&Marty on SCO Files Response To Demand For Evidence · · Score: 2, Funny
    It says the supplement exceeds 60 pages. So we don't know the actual size.

    We're backstage, rappin' with the Tap! Guys, I'm gonna hit you with a phrase that's dogged you throughout your career: *Washed Up*. And yet here you are, one of the top one hundred and five concert acts today.

  10. Re:Number 1 subject will be... on Kodak To Stop Selling Film Cameras In U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny
    it takes quite a bit more skill than just dumping the pictures into Photoshop and adjusting brightness/contrast, levels and colors and whatnot.

    You can also develop, shrink, blowup, etc., pictures of money. Let's see today's Photoshopper do that.

  11. Documentary on Growing Up With Lucy · · Score: 1

    There was a documentary about this. Apparently, they had to change the names to protect the innocent.

  12. Re:choice? on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1
    Your free web-based e-mail account can end in either msn.com or hotmail.com... You can read your e-mail with Outlook Express or Outlook... your choice!

    When did this happen? Last time I checked, you couldn't use Outlook for your MS-hosted email needs. Web browser or OE only.

  13. Re:In other news, Hell freezes over... on OQO Ultra-Portable Impresses At CES · · Score: 1
    My God, can DukeNuk'm Forever be far behind?

    Yes.

  14. Re:Damn... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was looking forward to watching the ISS sputter around the sky like a deflating balloon

    Not me. I'm just hoping they don't drop a sturgeon on my car.

  15. Re:Prior art :o) on IBM vs. Content Chaos · · Score: 1
    If it'll make you feel any better:

    Microsoft sucks brings back over 8000 results.
    Microsoft does not suck returns about 16.

    Therefore, Microsoft sucks more that it dosen't.

  16. Lego owner and president Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen on Lego Goes Back to the Basics: Building Blocks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yep, good 'ole KKK will get 'em heading in the right direction!

  17. Re:A wife... on What's Next for Your High-Tech Home? · · Score: 1

    You just need a better remote control.

  18. A sheet of Teflon? on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whoopdedoo. When they get a guy to stick a mussel on his hat and use it to hang from a steel girder high over the city, then I'll be impressed.

  19. Re:Hey! on Microsoft Extends Win98/SE Support · · Score: 1
  20. Re:In other news... on Linus Sighted At LCA2004 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where are my fans?

    You misspelled "donuts". This is Elvis, after all.

  21. Take your pick on Linus Sighted At LCA2004 · · Score: 1
    What's the big deal with Linus visiting this or that town or university, if he's not there to hold a lecture or speak at some event?

    A Slashdot story about this, or a third Slashdot story about Speak Freely.

  22. Re:Just a novelty...? on Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow · · Score: 1
    Also, they appantly offer a tax shelter for many less than savory businesses.

    Smithers: Sir, with our creative accounting and tax loopholes, we're only paying $3.00 a year.
    Burns: You're right. We're getting screwed!

  23. Re:Superior CRM? on HP Working With Apple To Add WMA Support To iPod · · Score: 1
    Superior to *what*

    MIDI

  24. ApeXtreme? on More ApeXtreme Info · · Score: 1

    Donkey Kong on steroids?

  25. Christian FPS on Doom 3 Vaporware no More · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you might be interested in Billy Graham's Bible Blaster. It seems to be pretty rare, but I did see it featured on the Simpsons one night.