I could do it in fifteen seconds, blindfolded, with a team of angry sherpas throwing rocks at me, whilst three men shouting abuse right next to my ear and the Sergeant emptied a full magazine just over my head on full auto.
You are the first person to have used the URL as a VERB, an act which ensures this Web 2.0 endeavour success and places it in the same heady verbal area as:
Google - 'Why don't you just Google it, you noob?'
Orkut - 'Yeah, that bitch was dissing me online me so I Orkut his face.'
Zune (archaic) - 'Why don't you just go Zune yourself?'
Secret talks to discuss, develop policy for and enact positive action to counter the erosion of our rights as we step into a new global digital age.
Only, that's terrorism these days isn't it?
Ok. Non-secret talks.
Who's in? I'll buy beer.
Daer Friend
We rite 2 u as reprazentative of the King Of Pencils who has lately been deposed in horrible sharpening accident may he rest in pease.
After grate searchingz we have found u 2 B long lost relative with business sometimes related to requirement of writing and/or shading in. The King has in receipt of great funds to the amount of 750,000 of American Dollars which he wishes to translate to your country of origin in order to pass on to a selection of HB and HB2 illustrative and artistic pencils whom he holds dear in hiz hart.
As for helping the King (rest his shavings in pease) to transfer this funds to your country of origen we, as many penicls, are authorized to give you a ten porcent of his great funds, for 75,000 US Funds Dollars.
Please do not delay contact immeatedly this pencils or we must find another fine friend and business colleage to do with this business!
Contact immedatily! Send by e-mail.
Your Respect Friend
Some Pencils
You skipped a few steps:
Smash it into tiny pieces with a huge hammer, screaming insanely/swearing/weeping. Mention the manufacturer's name a lot and why you are smashing it.
Film this.
Box up the shards of printer and mail it to the manufacturer.
Film this.
Post the video on YouTube.
Wait for it to go viral.
If the manufacturer replies, post this on YouTube. If it doesn't, rant and post on YouTube.
Advertising revenue will pay for a new printer.
Slashdot Mirror
Next you'll be trying to tell us God doesn't exist.
And we all 'evolved from apes'.
And the iPad is a game-changer.
Hey! Being weird is a good thing! -> http://tr.im/beweird-go
Film. The camera ran out of film.
You kids...
Er .. read my subject line again. Carefully.
Should I have added smilies and humour tags too?
Can someone tag this 'article in the summary'?
More contributors like this please.
The other option is to make that directory non-writable, which is what I've done on every machine I own.
I could do it in fifteen seconds, blindfolded, with a team of angry sherpas throwing rocks at me, whilst three men shouting abuse right next to my ear and the Sergeant emptied a full magazine just over my head on full auto.
Nude.
A first I thought this was about the lock manufacturer.
Now a whole slew of lock-picking jokes are consigned to oblivion. :(
Even puns about keys.
Damn you.
Congratulations!!!!
You are the first person to have used the URL as a VERB, an act which ensures this Web 2.0 endeavour success and places it in the same heady verbal area as:
Google - 'Why don't you just Google it, you noob?'
Orkut - 'Yeah, that bitch was dissing me online me so I Orkut his face.'
Zune (archaic) - 'Why don't you just go Zune yourself?'
Get it together, people. We understand the implications and can make the right noises to the right people.
The public will sleep safer knowing we're out there, doing something.
Like the Batman.
Longest first post evar?!
You type fast. Very fast. Too fast, perhaps. That makes me suspicious.
Can you look into this Voight-Kampff machine, please, and tell me only the good things about your mother?
hot .. nurse .. hot .. nurse .. naughty .. nurse .. longing .. nurse .. longing .. longing .. longing ..
'Let's activate the machine, doctor, and see if it can translate his thoughts into speech...'
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There! Shortened that for you!
Secret talks to discuss, develop policy for and enact positive action to counter the erosion of our rights as we step into a new global digital age. Only, that's terrorism these days isn't it? Ok. Non-secret talks. Who's in? I'll buy beer.
Daer Friend We rite 2 u as reprazentative of the King Of Pencils who has lately been deposed in horrible sharpening accident may he rest in pease. After grate searchingz we have found u 2 B long lost relative with business sometimes related to requirement of writing and/or shading in. The King has in receipt of great funds to the amount of 750,000 of American Dollars which he wishes to translate to your country of origin in order to pass on to a selection of HB and HB2 illustrative and artistic pencils whom he holds dear in hiz hart. As for helping the King (rest his shavings in pease) to transfer this funds to your country of origen we, as many penicls, are authorized to give you a ten porcent of his great funds, for 75,000 US Funds Dollars. Please do not delay contact immeatedly this pencils or we must find another fine friend and business colleage to do with this business! Contact immedatily! Send by e-mail. Your Respect Friend Some Pencils
You skipped a few steps: Smash it into tiny pieces with a huge hammer, screaming insanely/swearing/weeping. Mention the manufacturer's name a lot and why you are smashing it. Film this. Box up the shards of printer and mail it to the manufacturer. Film this. Post the video on YouTube. Wait for it to go viral. If the manufacturer replies, post this on YouTube. If it doesn't, rant and post on YouTube. Advertising revenue will pay for a new printer.
Well, yes and no.
Because it's more efficiently coded.
Or 'Goodness, old boy, that's dashed inconvenient!' for us Brits. So two phrases. Gosh.
The rootkits are mentioned in the PDF linked from the Register article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/11/hooksafe_rootkit_protection/ Or the PDF here: http://discovery.csc.ncsu.edu/pubs/ccs09-HookSafe.pdf