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  1. Re:How do we remove the Inspector General? on NSA Claims It Would Violate Americans' Privacy To Say How Many of Us It Spied On · · Score: 0

    Same way you oust any corrupt politician: With one of these

  2. Re:not a shining beacon of logic on David Lowery On the Ethics of Music Piracy · · Score: 0

    We are being asked to change our morality and principals to match what I think are immoral and unethical business models.

    If morality can adapt to "immoral" models, do they become moral thereby?

    Non sequitur - morality is subjective, and thus there is no such thing as "our morality"

  3. Re:So what you're saying is... on Ask Slashdot: Why Are Hearing Aids So Expensive? · · Score: 1

    Microwave? Really? I guess to assholes like this, you're not "poor" unless you're cooking your dinner over a trash fire while living in a box under the overpass.

    OECD defines poverty line as An income level that is considered minimally sufficient to sustain a family in terms of food, housing, clothing, medical needs, and so on.

    That's a bullshit definition, and I can prove it in two words: welfare recipients. How many welfare recipients do you know who can afford, solely on their own income without government assistance, any of those items listed by the OECD? The correct answer is, "not a damn one," since if they could afford food, and housing, and clothing, and medical needs, and "so on," whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, they wouldn't be on government assistance.

    I could mention how the majority of foodstuffs in the price range available to the impoverished is designed to be prepared in a microwave (one I disagree with but is fact nonetheless), but something tells me that little factoid would fall on deaf ears.

  4. Re:So Apple on Apple Patents Polluting Facebook, Google Profiles · · Score: 0

    Apple has a patent to fool bots that aggregate people's data.

    Interesting how even this can be spun to something negative.

    The negative part is I've been doing this since the very early 90s, offline and online, and now its patented, so I guess I owe APPL every time I do this, or I can't do it anymore?

    "The invention claimed is: 1. A device-implemented method, comprising: cloning, by a device..." - are you a device?

    Do scripts (more specifically, scripts running on a computer) count as "a device?"

    If so, then yea, lots of prior art.

    I wished the patent said "tool".

    Why?

  5. Re:100% foolproof plan! on Sen. Rand Paul Introduces TSA Reform Legislation · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Like it, but with a couple changes:

    - Sub cudgels for knives. Last thing I want is to get cut by some potentially diseased, random jackass who doesn't know how to properly handle a sharp. plus, a Louisville Slugger has a much greater range than a box knife.

    Also, rubberize the interior of the passenger compartment to make cleanup a breeze.

  6. Re:What are principal the technical skill sets? on Pentagon Contractors Openly Post Job Listings For Offensive Hackers · · Score: 0

    Now that there is an economic "boom" in offensive hacking in the US (and probably elsewhere, too), what are the core skill sets that one should have? Computer languages, networking, social engineering? Any non-IT skills, like physics, EE, etc.?

    Marksmanship would probably come in quite handy at some point.

    Survival skills as well.

    Though I can't verify the accuracy of it, and at risk of invoking Godwin, I recall hearing about the Nazi's 'allowing' Jewish scientists to work on their military rocket programs, only to turn and execute them after project completion...

    If so, history provides a great disincentive to fall prey to such governmental bullshit.

  7. Re:day in the life of a govt hacker on Pentagon Contractors Openly Post Job Listings For Offensive Hackers · · Score: 1

    the only downside... can't smoke weed at work

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMtl79atFs

    Problem with that stuff is it doesn't make you smarter or more creative, it just makes you think you are.

    Sayeth the Prophet -

    They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well – you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

  8. Re:MS, Apple, Canonical Shills - Can Has Real News on Canonical Announces Ubuntu App Showdown · · Score: 1

    You start them off with a computer? I give them a pick and send them to the mines to get the ore...

    Too generous; I tell my fams to start by cutting down a tree with their bare hands, convert the logs into planks (again with their bare hands), then combine the planks to make a workbench...

  9. "Sold More Than $20,000 worth" != Made $20,000 on Australian Gov't Asks eBay To Name Big Sellers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to take into consideration overhead costs, product purchases, and other various retail related expenses.

    Not that I'm defending the practice, just pointing out facts.

  10. Re:Cannot Understand his Customers on Online Pharmacy Pioneer Arrested In Florida · · Score: 2

    This is what people are forced to do in a for profit health care industry.

    Precisely; if the American health "care" industry wasn't fundamentally broken, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

  11. Re:U turn on Primary School Girl Told To Stop Photographing and Blogging School Meals · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not saying banning the girl's camera was a good move or that something productive could not come from scrutiny, just saying I could see why they would be worried even if they had done nothing wrong/bad/poor.

    Protip - If you have a problem with the general public scrutinizing your every action at work, don't work for the general public.

  12. Very carefully.

  13. Re:Be good. on Online Activities To Be Recorded By UK ISPs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... and if a person did have something they wanted to not make public, or "hide" as you put it, what fucking business is it of yours, or more specifically, the governments?

    Every hear of a guy named Matthew Shepard? He didn't hide the fact he was homosexual, and was kidnapped, robbed, chained to a fence, and brutally beaten to death for it.

    "Something to hide" != something illegal or wrong, jackass.

  14. Re:People who cheat need people who don't on Rockstar Creates 'Cheaters Pool' For Game Hackers · · Score: 1

    Cheaters only cheat because they lack skill and talent, and would fail miserably if they didn't (FYI, this goes for life as well as video games).

    I guess my point is, fuck 'em.

  15. Most Important Takeaway: on Vermont Senate Hopeful Jeremy Hansen Responds On (Mostly) Direct Democracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Phil Dodds put it well in a recent message to me: "[People are] weighing ‘direct democracy' against a fictitious idealized representative democracy. It is not helpful to idealize the current system."

    Can't be repeated enough, no matter how bad an idea you might think direct democracy would be, you can't honestly deny that our current form of representative democracy is not very representative or democratic.

  16. Re:My country has gone mad on Vermont Senate Hopeful Jeremy Hansen Responds On (Mostly) Direct Democracy · · Score: 1

    RTFA, the answer you seek can be found within... jackass.

  17. Re:Damn! on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    Thank you, sir. I will be honored to fight by your side when the Revolution comes.

  18. Re:Who Cares? on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    Because it cost the manufacturers a lot of money to add to a gun, increasing the cost of guns.

    That, and (I thought about it a bit since posting) the fact that this sort of mandate is a blatant attempt to further erode our Second Amendment right to defend ourselves against a tyrannical, oppressive regime.


    If someone got in a time machine, went back to this nation's birth, and told the founders our current situation, I have little doubt they would respond with anything but "and you haven't revolted? WTF is wrong with you?"

  19. Re:So what you're saying is... on Ask Slashdot: Why Are Hearing Aids So Expensive? · · Score: 1

    Prior to the mid 80s, not everyone had a microwave, and yet everyone survived. That means a microwave is a luxury item.

    No, it means a microwave was a luxury item 20 fucking years ago. Newsflash: it ain't the 1980's anymore.

    A lot of shit can change over 20+ years, such as cost and availability of technology.

    That means a microwave is a luxury item. As is a TV, as is cable, as is a cell phone. I grew up w/o any of these, and we were poor, as in, not every night is necessarily a dinner night.

    Yea, me too. I also lived in the cab of a pickup truck for about 6 months after high school, but I'm not such a callous ass as to assume that anyone who didn't have it as hard as I did, didn't have it hard.

  20. Re:See, This Shit is Why on Skype To Feature Giant Ads · · Score: 1

    Typo, my bad.

  21. Who Cares? on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    Ballistic "forensics" has already been shown to be, essentially, utter bullshit, so why should I care?

  22. Re:What the Hell??? on Verizon Wireless Goes Ahead With 'Bucket' Data Plans · · Score: 1

    Instead I will switch carriers. I have no interest in unlimited voice, nor texts. I would in fact love a data only plan and just use voip.

    A buddy of mine is talking about doing just that; basically, he would ditch his current plan in favor of a 4G iPad w/ unlimited data only, then just use Skype/GTalk/whatever for any of his voice-call needs.

    He seems to think it will work out to a net savings, but depending on your needs and usage, YMMV.

  23. See, This Shit is Why on Skype To Feature Giant Ads · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Prophet consistently referred to those in marketing as "the biggest suckers of Satan's cock"

    By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing kill yourself.

    No, no, no it’s just a little thought. I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

    Seriously though, if you are, do.

    Aaah, no really, there’s no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan’s little helpers. Okay – kill yourself – seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you’re going, “there’s going to be a joke coming,” there’s no fucking joke coming. You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

    Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, “he’s doing a joke” there’s no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend – I don’t care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi Whatever, you know what I mean.

    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart.”

    Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

    “Ooh, you know what Bill’s doing now, he’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research – huge market. He’s doing a good thing.”

    Godammit, I’m not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

    “Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill’s very bright to do that.”

    God, I’m just caught in a fucking web.

    “Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market – look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar”

    How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don’t you?

    “What didya do today honey?”

    “Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight.” [snores] “Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?” [snores] “Yeah, you know the mums will love it.” [snores]

    Sleep like fucking children, don’t ya, this is your world isn’t it?

    - Bill Hicks, 1961-1992

    Thank $deity Bill isn't around to see this shit...

  24. Re:Can't Wait on Skype To Feature Giant Ads · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Mommy, why do I always see Valtrex ads when I call daddy during his business trips?"

  25. Re:Hyperbole much? on Verizon Wireless Goes Ahead With 'Bucket' Data Plans · · Score: 2

    The new "share everything" plans are designed to make it easier (and a bit cheaper) for families with a bunch of smartphones, a tablet or two, and text-messaging addicted teenagers. Not for single-device customers looking for a bargain.

    Indeed; that is addressed in a Q&A page linked from TFA:

    Q: I'm single and I just want a smartphone, that's it. The cheapest Shared Everything plan looks pretty expensive at $90 per month, and that's with just 1 gigabyte of data. Is there no alternative?

    A: There's one cheaper plan, intended for first-time smartphone buyers. It gives you unlimited calling and texting, and just 300 megabytes of data per month. If you're frugal with data usage, that will get you by. It costs $80 per month.

    That Q&A is USA today-conjured bullshit, plain and simple.

    Somebody take a shit in your niswa or somethin' bro? Being just a bit defensive, aren't we?

    None of the actual Verizon literature has suggested there will be ONLY a family share plan for all users.

    *looks at own words quoted above*

    Never said there was, dink. Calm down before you give yourself a coronary.