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  1. Money they COULD have made on Johansen Prosecutors Appeal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's amazingly disappointing to see governments, previously mandated towards protecting the people, instead going out of their way towards protecting potential profits of major corporations.

    The losses screamed about under the dark moniker of piracy are merely missed opportunities for revenue. Are profits down? Yes, but they're still profits, not losses. And just because they're down, Hollywood studios and recording companies think they can enlist the powers-that-be to get them back up.

    And sadly, they're right.

  2. Broadcast Flag Implementation on HDTV via GNU Radio · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope so. An ideal implementation:

    % gnutv --verbose --chan 13 --out alias.ts
    Copyright 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
    This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
    For details, run gnutv --warranty
    Capturing channel 13...
    Writing MPEG transport stream to alias.ts...
    Broadcast flag detected and ignored...
    Recording...

  3. (N)ot (I)nvented (H)ere on Building the A380 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Custom-built ships to ferry parts. Custom fleet of trucks. Roads widened for the trucks (custom set of roads).

    Hate to say it, but sounds like a bunch of dot-com flunkies are on this project.

  4. New business model! on Slashback: Compromise, Bugs, Slag · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Advertise hard drive slagging service
    2) Keep actual slagging procedure secret
    3) ???
    4) Profit!

    Oh wait; I guess step 2 won't work now.

  5. Deep in the lab ... on Mixing the Unmixable · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientist: I've done it. I've DONE IT! Two parts gin ... one part vermouth ... and an olive. They MIX! Mwuahahaha!

    Grad student: Uh, that's just a martini, and not a very dry one.

    Scientist: Blast! Well, bottom's up. We'll just change gin to "oil" and vermouth to "water" and publish anyway.

  6. Re:Rackmount on The Fastest Video Card You Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Whoa ... and I thought I suffered from spec envy before!

  7. Where's the profit? on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: 5, Funny

    That "goto" in line 3 prevents lines 4 and 5 from working:
    4) ???
    5) Profit!

    (Not that Micro$oft needs anymore of that.)

  8. Stirling engine? on Buy a Segway... Please · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Read the article. I see Wired is still bandying about vocabulary with abandon.

    So, anyone outside of Wired's offices know what a Stirling engine is?

  9. Use PC as a server? on OpenDarwin.org Releases Darwin With Fixes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully I can use my old PC box as a server with this

    And if that doesn't work, you might want to take a look at FreeBSD, Linux, NetBSD, amongst others. I understand they're fairly popular.

  10. Rivest is at it again on Ron Rivest Suggests Probability-Based Micropayments · · Score: 1

    I've got nothing against micropayments, but this guy is just sometimes too smart for his own pocketbook. I mean, doesn't he already have a solid gold house?

  11. Rackmount on The Fastest Video Card You Can Buy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any real geek knows that if it's not rackmounted, it's just a temporary solution.

    Therefore, I think I'll wait until someone comes out with a 3U rackmount video "card" with its own dual hot-swap power supply and quadruple redundant cooling fans, linked to the AGP bus with a kind of fibre channel setup.

    Let the LAN parties come to me, dammit!

  12. Refreshingly named, in a way on The Fastest Video Card You Can Buy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Calling the card "OCSystem Enhanced Radeon 9700 Pro Level III SE" is certainly bucking the trend in video card naming.

    Consider various past offerings: ATI Rage, Rage Fury, TNT, TNT2, Annihilator, 3D Blaster Annihilator, S3 Savage, etc.

    We're kind of lucky the OER9700PL3SE wasn't called something like the Violator 3D Ultra Face Blaster Nuke Domination Rip-You-A-New-One 9700.

  13. Timothy: then use a computer monitor as an HDTV on Whether (And When) To Buy HDTV? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I worked in the video industry, we developed RAID-based servers for HDTV. Being a small company, we had to rent HDTV monitors for trade shows like NAB.

    But that didn't stop us from watching HDTV content on computer monitors. I remember this one test video we had featuring sunbathing beauties in Sweden ... but that's another story.

    Say, a lot of HDTVs have VGA inputs these days ... hmmmm.

  14. Re:The Thought Process on uk.co Domains Knocked Offline By Registrar Dispute · · Score: 1

    You forgot:

    9) ???
    10) Profit!

  15. Re:I just bought that yesterday! on TurboTax DRM Writes to Your Boot Sector?! · · Score: 1

    Should you decide to pay the consultant, look me up and I'll draw up one of my standard contracts.

  16. Never had the magic? on Sony's MMORPG "Sovereign" Dead · · Score: 1

    "It never really had the magic."

    Wait. It couldn't have been that hard to wedge in a spell system complete with reagents, scrolls, and various arcana. There have been other real-time strategy games with magic in them.

  17. Re:Dot-Names are pointless on .NAME at a Crossroads · · Score: 1

    Again ... who cares? (Except perhaps Kelly?)

  18. Dot-Names are pointless on .NAME at a Crossroads · · Score: 1

    There's no meaning in a domain name that ends in .name except to say the name exists. Big deal. It's the DNS equivalent of a passive verb.

    kelly.com - a private company; probably KellyGirl or Kelly Services or whatever they're called now.
    kelly.org - a nonprofift; probably the Kelly Family Fund for the Arts or somesuch.
    kelly.name - who cares?

  19. Simulated wood grain PCs on NES PC · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's about time we start seeing modern operating systems on older and older equipment. Linux on an Atari 2600, complete with its simulated wood grain front, would be ideal. There's nothing quite like simulated wood grain that says, "Modern."

  20. Like stepping in dog shit... on Mid-Air Messages To Your Mobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...you'll have to be careful where you walk and when you leave your phone on.

    I just know a whole cadre of people out there will mine the world with mid-air goatse.cx pictures.

  21. Re:"You wouldn't think of using a processor..." on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 1

    Heck yeah!

    My firewall/NAT box is an old Pentium 75 running an old release of FreeBSD. All it does is move bits. And it moves them just fine, with CPU to spare.

  22. Motif sucks ... this is about time on Gnome 2.0 Officially Available For Solaris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Motif/CDE's design philosophy could be boiled down to one phrase: "Make everything look 3D except the menubar!"

    Remember when checkbuttons and radiobuttons could only be differentiated by innie/outtie appearance? (Now let's see ... if it's "in" it must be on, unless the light source is the lower right corner of the screen ... then ... ummm ... wait.)

    I always thought XView was clever and a lot more user-friendly: you'd be paging through a huge document by clicking in the scrollbar. And when the thumb got too close, it'd warp the pointer for you so you didn't have to pay attention to the interface elements, just the content. Smart.

    Oh well, at least GNOME's quite a bit prettier.

  23. 4K Goatsex could work! on Atari 2600 Game Development · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally ... the only safe way to view the goatse.cx picture.

  24. Break Warren Robinett out of cryo-freeze on Atari 2600 Game Development · · Score: 1

    The author of one of the 2600's greatest titles, Adventure (featuring the world's first easter egg) deserves to come out of his "retirement" for this announcement.

    Be sure to read his presentation (sorry, PowerPoint file) to truly appreciate just how awfully limiting the platform was.

  25. Re:And if I remember correctly, no screen buffer on Atari 2600 Game Development · · Score: 1

    The sprite changing technique didn't really pay off, though. If I recall correctly, when there was a lot of action on the screen, the blinking of each object was painfully obvious.