Slashback: Compromise, Bugs, Slag
Let me just slide your card a few dozen more times ... Any Web Loco writes "Following on from this piece on /., this story in the Sydney Morning Herald tells us that the company that got hacked (exposing up to 8 million credit card numbers) was Data Processors International. Not much to the story, but we now know who it was."
Another reason to be cautious about domains with "uk" in them. An anonymous reader writes "The Register reports that Nominet has looked at opening .net.uk up or killing it off and then decided it can't decide. The chair of sub-committee responsible, Clive Feather, is currently standing for re-election to Nominets Policy Advisory Board. The sub-committee he chaired had suggested shutting down net.uk entirely, which the main board rejected. His position must surely be under scrutiny by the internet community."
Interesting bugs are in the teeth of the beholder. dvdweyer writes "I myself do remember having read the whole interview with Bill Gates in Focus, a German weekly news magazine (their online service now seems to be part of MSN *yuck*). There are however resources online which provide full sources, in English, most notably RISKS in issue 17.43 (not 17.42) with a follow-up in issue 17.44."
When fan-subs just aren't what you want. May Kasahara writes "Studio Ghibli fansite Nausicaa.net now has official release dates for Region 1 DVDs of Kiki's Delivery Service , Laputa: Castle in the Sky , and Spirited Away , as well as official preview artwork of the disks and packaging. As a side note, the site now has a page up for Miyazaki's upcoming Howl's Magic Castle . See you at the video store on April 15!"
Fonts make your terminal much more useful. Russ Nelson writes "The Bitstream Vera fonts are available for trial use. Bitstream is still tweaking them, so they're under the provisional "no redistribution" license. You can download them yourself, though, and in about a month, put them in your software distribution. Kudos to X co-creator Jim Gettys for finally getting X some professional-quality fonts."
Dear Mr. Ashcroft: I hope you find this slag useful. eecue writes "Due to the recent MIT study concerning data recovery from old hard drives, we decided that the only foolproof means of data removal was complete destruction."
with more on Bill Gates' comments on bugs in Microsoft's code
/. to rag on? - You're just sifting for dirt.
;)
Reading earlier someone (Presence2) stated:
This interview occured in 1995.. don't you folks read? This was before 98,win2k,ME,XP and even NT was still OS2 in disguise. I'm sure Gates et al said a whole mess of stuff (128k memory?) that looking back now is ridiculus. Why drag a 7 year old article out for
Dont you even read users posts? Its amazing what you would learn
I dont think thats really needed. I remeber reading an article once about how even the most advanced techniques for recovring data ever after multiple writes was about 3-5.
So dd crap from random cd's a few times and its clean.
moo
The site www.dpicorp.com is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Windows 2000.
Why should I be at a video store? I already have mine pre-ordered on-line, and with a substantial discount, to boot. The only remaining question is when Nausicaa and Porco Roso are going to be out.
There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.
while interesting, is;
8 years old.
a multiple dupe.
news for nerds, indeed.
"A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
I hope virus creators don't find out about this one...
Bill Gates' attitude back then might have had an effect on the development of future OSes. I mean, just because it was so old doesn't make it completely irrelevant.
Still, one would hope that he has had a few changes of heart since then.
The UK "internet community" cannot vote, assuming you mean UK internet users as the community. You can only vote in nominet elections if you are nominet member, which costs £1000+ per annum.
for destruction of magnetic data is to use thermite in situations where time is of the essence and less important than safety (eg, your base is being overrun), and acid in other cases. Both are quite effective, needless to say.
George W. Bush
President, United States of America
Now that's how I'd want to get rid of my hard drives.. Anyone have a furnace I can use to get rid of some crapped out drives that came from servers that have pissed me off?
Crash unexpectedly have you? Take that!
Turn them in to paperclips! Finally a way to come through with all those threats! HAH!
"We're so tough we're made of nerf!" --D&D Character Tagline
all 8 million credit cards were held by 6 families in an Alabama trailer park.
"And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak, Sherman." "Hello." "Good boy."
...I hate paranoid companies. I have a pdp11 that used to control an experimental blast furnace at British Steel. Guess what the obvious thing to do with a disk rack full of company when the experiment was ended... :(
Feel that power? That's mah MOUSING FINGER
Is supposed to be .gb.
If the people in Great britian complain we don't use metric, that I'm sure as hell going to complain that they don't conform to the Domain standard. Take that!
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
...but wont it work to do something like
for i in "1 2 3"
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda(or appropraite device)
I can't wait for Sun to finish on their Oak project for interactive Televisions!
Anyone out there hear of this new free OS called Lineux or something? I think it was written by some student in Estonia or something. Two guys down in San Jose are starting up some company based on this product called "RedHelmet" or something.... but I'm sure they'll go out of business in a year.
I tried to go to their website, but I can't get my Mosaic brower to display these new Jpeg pictures.
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
10 Basic fonts are just what was holding me back from setting up a Linux desktop. Does anyone have time to set up a site where you give away true type fonts for free? That would be a great idea and I've never seen one.
This is not the greatest sig in the world, this is just a tribute.
check out netcraft
You tried your best, & you failed miserably,
The lesson is:
Never Try
Seems to me that writing 0's to the drive is pretty sufficiant for most peoples needs. As it is its near impossible to impossible to retreive data from a disk that way. Turning one into slag after demag and what not is probalby pointless rite now. Of course, if you are thinking long term and have really sensative data that you are storing on a disk somewhere, then slaging is always an option. On the the writing of 0's to the disk. Best that I have come up with for windows is a bootable floppy/cdrom that had any type of program with the ability to write 0's block by block to the drive. This has worked 100% of the times that I have used it. Of course I havent done the extensive work of the MIT students but from the few programs that I've tried to use for recovery, I have come up blank which for what I keep on my drives is good enuf.
was "after a few minutes we saw a toxic smoke" etc, etc. I don't know why but that made me laugh. For some reason I have visions of some geek smelling that shit and saying "that's not so ACK ACK ACK...thump".
So you can justify posting a 8-year old badly written and poorly translated article in an obscure German magazine merely because you think it's a novel way to "stick it to The Man"?
And here I thought that we'd never run out of material to generate amazingly insightful comments and unlimited nasal chuckles from the peanut gallery.
But I guess we've hit a new low.
For those of you without the tools necessary in the pictures above. A Road flare works wonders.
This from personal experience. I work for a rather large company. When we were upgrading from Windows 95 to 2000, many of the exec. at the company expressed concerns about the confidential data on their old machines. We Assured them that the data would be deleted.
We took the hard drives out to the parking lot broke open the drive, started up a road flare and proceeded to melt down the platters. We left the drive 'cool' down and took them back into our exec. and showed them to him. He was quite happy with the procedure. He asked that all exec.'s hard drive be treated the same. We decided at that point our supply of flares would not last so one tech mentioned that he had a blow torch at home. Next morning he returned with 10 nicly blown hard drives.
On another note, I've heard (someone please verify) that the military uses explosives to take care of old hard drives and storage media.
Ted
Fantasy remains a human right; we make in our measure and in our derivative mode... -- JRR Tolkien
1) Advertise hard drive slagging service
2) Keep actual slagging procedure secret
3) ???
4) Profit!
Oh wait; I guess step 2 won't work now.
Yes. I know this article or whatever is over seven years old. No, I don't care. Its age is irrelevant. BillG said this RIGHT NOW and that's the way it is.
I used to just throw mine into the nearest active volcano, until I found out some volcano-diving kiddie named d4r74 was reading them anyway.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Now why is it we're now accepting that hard drives cannot be effectively erased? The MIT study did not deal with drives that had a "zero all data"(i.e. remove all magnetic variations from the drive) format performed on them.
Okay, it's 8 years old, so it's irrelevant, but still, the most revealing comment to me is:
And it makes perfect sense! New versions should not be about bug-fixes. Being told to "Upgrade" should never be a valid response to someone complaining about a bug. Gates isn't saying bugs are in their on purpose, he isn't saying their good. He isn't saying they're in there because that's what sells. He's saying bugs are bad, bugs should be gotten rid of in any given version, and that a new version isn't about bug fixes, it's about new features. Isn't that what a new version SHOULD be?
Some software companies are bad at that. Some companies <cough, Intuit, cough> *DO* insist that to fix a bug, you must upgrade. That is stupid.
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
Okay, I didn't even realize the joke until I typed in the subject line. So, does anyone know what Vera looks like? The Bitstream fonts, I mean. Having high-quality good looking fonts is nice and all, but I'd like to know what they look like. Is there a sample picture of them anywhere? I haven't been able to find one.
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
Slag:
Is this one of those words, like fag and wank that means something horribly different depending on what side of the Atlantic you happen to be speaking?
I think we should be told.
that was the link in the article...
sheesh...
Both "KiKi's Delivery Service" and "Laputa: Castle in the Sky" Region 2 releases from Japan have english subtitles and the english soundtracks on them. You will need a region unlocked player to watch them.
The storyboards on the 2nd Disk appear to be a standard thing from "Studio Ghibli" with all of their Japan Region 2 releases. It is interesting that the same thing is being done in the US NTSC Region 1 releases.
No more ridiculus than looking back on Pearl Harbour or the Gettysburg Address. Humans learn from their mistakes, really clever ones learn from other peoples.
Does anyone know if the US version will have the red tint that was mentioned a while back here on Slashdot a few months ago? The linked site seems to say a new release on VHS over in Japan is correct, but what about the DVD? What about the US DVD?
Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
I think you are remembering the movie Alien Nation. In the movie, the "newcomers" (outer space alien refugees) were pejoratively called "slags".
According to dictionary.com, "slag" has no known real world pejorative meaning.
drive slagging is a fool-proof method to prove you are a dork with nothing better to do than to melt a hard drive.
I would think that a couple of well placed off center drill holes, along with extended soaking in sea water and or other destructive chemicals would be also effective.
Dis-assembly and conversion to windchimes also is an interesting alternative. Hard drive discs make good raw material for a number of interesting projects.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Lets say you have a secret document in file A, but you overwrite it with file B. Now when you access file A, you get the contents of file B. Since your hard drive reads file B, how can you possibly get back file A? So why is more than one overwrite necessary?
but when is an uncut Nausicaa coming out?
Did anyone read the next article after the MS bug one? SMTP chicken and the social contract. It talks about how offended a guy was that someone had his own Domain with an MX record and was, get this, trolling while using the postmaster account! What an egregious crime against man!
Heh, just kinda reminds me of the day when the net was so innocent.
The problem with all these hard drive clearing programs is that they require a hard drive which is responding to the OS! As long as it's still responding, I have no desire to clear it. When it's not responding, it's too late to clear it. Slagging it seems a bit over-the-top, though effective. And, as the poster who apparently wrote the article pointed out, it's "Cool!"
.44 Magnum (also not an option). My solution has been to take off the cover (voiding the warranty), and dropping into the transfer station. Security through obscurity, though I know that's not really secure.
So what I'd like is a solution to use on a dead drive, short of thermite (none in my garage) or shooting it with a
Everything I've ever learned the hard way was based on a statistically invalid sample.
On the first round of security training (The last one with the bunny/golf game, not the current one that tells you not to open E-Mail from people you don't know) at my company (Which shall remain nameless unless you follow the web page link and look at my resume) I got dinged wrong by the program when I said that format was not, in fact, a suitable method for removing classified data from a disk (Floppy or otherwise.) Apparently my company doesn't do much outsourcing for the DOD (Whoops, except for that little $6 Billion contract with the Navy...)
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
It turns out you can do that if you have some securely deletable way to store just one key (e.g. 16 bytes for an AES key). See here for further description and a link to sample code.
Like, before I go through the trouble to download, install, and find out they look like ass. Why can't they go through the trouble to provide one little gif showing what the fonts look like?
This interview of Emmanuel Goldstein of 2600 magazine, from around 1996, has not been featured on /. for AGES! I miss the nine month recycling of this one that went on for years.
:)
CNN does not help by scooting the copyright date up, it says 2001 on the page I viewed.
Wow, the things I miss from the last century
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
Who else heard "netcraft survey says..." spoken in Richard Dawson's voice when they read that?
(Of course, I frequently hear Richard Dawson's voice in my head. Werner Klemperer, too...)
Cheers,
Jim
-- My Weblog.
The Vera Sans Mono Roman is gorgeous. I'm making it my default terminal window font. Thank you, Jim and Jim!
It seems to me that since the article is a recycled translation from GERMAN (which probably means that Bill Gates migh have said that Linux is the next great thing and it would have been lost in the translation), this was just an IQ test that either the editors (for publishing it) or the readers (for failing to spot that forever) failed miserable. Smart money is on both - after all, how hard can it be to READ an article that is being submitted and see it's junk before you start ranting on and on? Have fun, Daniel
Why not just ask him? Couldn't slashdot officially do one of their interviews? It's not like he's unaware of slashdot. He's got a binary choice, he can accept or decline. The editors and mods pick the questions anyway, might as well try.
Now, if only we could get a similar license for GNOME....
Yes, because then all the anti-GPL bigots would be forced to go back into hiding!
--I am just wondering,because I don't know and never heard of it, is there a way to easily have a two "layered" hard drive, where on the surface level you can keep the decoy os and data, but you are really using a complete other system that is stored underneath in apparent deleted space? Then it might not matter as much, even with all the latest patches, etc, etc, anyone who owned you might be faked out and not look "deeper".
This would be a security through obscurity variant.
I'm not sure if anyone else noticed this, but.. good lord, Miyazaki is making Howl's Moving Castle into a movie?? That's *awesome*.
I don't really have a comment here. I'm just curious whether i'm the only person on Slashdot who's heard of Diana Wynne Jones. She was, like, one of my favorite authors all the way through junior and high school, but not a lot of people in america seem to have heard of her (she's apparently mostly known in Britain.. apparently Neil Gaiman is a big fan, or something). I randomly wound up running across and subsequently buying a bunch of her books in paperback last week, after not having really thought about them for years, and now i see that Studio Ghibi is making one of her books into a movie. That's kind of random.
Anyway, DWJ writes this very very well-realized sf/f that is pretty clearly aimed at a "younger audience". but doesn't seem any shallower now that i'm a bit older. Am I the only fan of hers around here? Just curious.
Irritable, left-wing and possibly humorous bumper stickers and t-shirts
that those losers would run winshit and IIS, but couldn't a Linux/BSD box/router/firewall be changed to look like another OS?
If iptables filters all traffic then it should be trivial for the authors to let it use an nmap definitions db and pretend to be another box. For example if the db knows that winshit2k responds a certain way to a broken SYN request, iptables could act that way.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
My inclination as a chemist would be to pry the cover off of the drive, remove the platters and then soak them in a tub of rust remover aka Naval Jelly. That should pretty much take care of any data and/or media capable of retaining data. Once done some baking soda will do a nice job of neutralizing the mess.
These things will be great! Its a computer that links directly to the net! No hard drive needed. I can't wait for DEC to release their prototype. It's gonna have a video-out connector too! I'm going to by some DEC stock before word of this gets out!
All your base are belong to us!
This is hilarious: http://www.lindows.com/lindows_screenshots_mseula. php
I didn't know fringe English cricketers were famous enough to have their voices remembered by slashdot people?!?!?!
S /E NG/D/DAWSON_RKJ_01007824/index.html
http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_database/PLAYER
According to their website, the GNOME project is part of GNU. GNU was founded to make the dream of software freedom a reality. The Bitstream Vera fonts offered to us here and now (the "beta" fonts) are not Free Software. Nobody is licensed to redistribute the fonts, so they cannot possibly qualify as Free Software. Therefore, it makes no sense why GNOME would do anything with these fonts at all. The GNOME project should wait until Bitstream releases the fonts under a Free Software license.
I'm disappointed that an official part of GNU would get involved with these non-free fonts. If you are interested in using only Free Software, I urge you to not obtain copies of these fonts under their current license. It's times like these one can measure how interested they are in pursuing freedom versus pursuing convenience. The freedoms of Free Software got us the community we treasure. Don't throw that away.
Digital Citizen
G: There are bugs in Windows?
B: Yes, bugs!
G: Many bugs?
B: Yes, many, many bugs! Very terrible stuff.
G: What about Office?
B: Yes, bugs there too?
G: What about Justice Department?
B: Don't worry, Justice Department will blame drivers . . .
Ok, there's always telnet and netcat, but for the lazy:
http://grc.com/id/idserve.htm
Yeah, yeah, Steve's a bit of a tinfoiler, but his apps are always damn slick (anyone else remember Chromazone?)
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
I bought the Dave Gingery Build Your Own Metalworking Shop From Scrap books a year or so ago, but haven't gotten around to building anything yet. It occurred to me, after reading the books, that dead hard drives would make a reasonable good source of aluminum. I guess I've been beaten to the punch.
I actually had a client request that I destroy some of their hard drives a couple years ago. Fun stuff, getting paid to break stuff. I dd'd /dev/zero over 'em, wrote some pseudorandom crap onto them after that, then popped the tops, pulled the platters out, and hit 'em with a belt sander-- all "on the clock"!
The Attitude Adjuster, I hate me, you can too.
RTFA. The fonts have a TEMPORARY license that is not redistributable. Suck it, Trebeck.
Writing one value over and over doesn't flip the field. This is a problem because the magic recovery methods look for the magnetic residue of field flips (and can guess how old they are due to some physical criteria that I can't recall). Writing ones lots and lots of times will make the 0's stick out harder "underneath". Unless you write it like more than a few hundred times.
Random bit patterns with equal mixes of 1's and 0's is ideal. I think the rule is 7 passes. You should always follow with a pass of 0 at the end, and then format it to make it look empty to a casual observer.
Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
See The angry Bill Gates is the real Bill Gates.
See also Has Gates' combativeness hurt Microsoft in court case?
See Is Bill Gates a Genius?
Everywhere around the net, people complain about that - and I've decided to do something. So, he CRACKED in, not hacked in, kthx :)
A good decade ago when I was in high school I did stupid stuff like this. Burned a floppy disk in my room. I figured it would just kind of melt a little bit and seperate like plastic, but it doesn't. It immediately caught on fire and sent this black soot stuff all over my room. Made a mess.
The poor geek in me feels sad when I hear about this kind of stuff. I could use some more hardware. I can't afford new stuff all the time, so I end up getting a lot of used equipment. Got a nice dual Alpha server that way, and it happily runs debian now. Got a nice retro IBM AT case that I remade to fit an ATX w/ Athlon. Hell, I got the Athlon secondhand too.
Remember latest security flaws on the microsoft platform, and on what massive scale it today happens? That costs fortunes while the legal department of MSFT allows Bill Gates to walk away with a smile.
Interestingly, and on a somewhat related note, that credit card processor, Data Processors International, appears to run IIS as their primary webserver. Now, if that's their front line server despite its notoriety, are they running Microsoft software anywhere else? Probably.
What's the only good reason to run IIS? Almost instant integration with other Microsoft software (like databases full of credit card numbers?).
I'd peg >50% chance that a Microsoft bug had something to do with the fact that millions of credit card numbers were stolen...
Between that and Microsoft's continued arrogance, Bill's 1995 interview retains its relevance.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
Why? You need help writing a letter?
What utter rubbish. It's 500 to join (setup fee), then 100 per year.
Smegma.
I think that it is really disgusting that the third party processor in this whole mess was sheilded by the credit card companies.
I would like to think that it should be an inalienable right to know exactly who bent you over when you weren't looking and poked you in the bottom.
Having worked for a POS company at the start of my IT career I had the *ahem* privlege to work with a great deal of these carriers and it was hard enough for us to get hold of these companies, nevermind people who actually knew anything. And that was just to see why certain cc batches did or did not post etc.
They are way to secretive for my liking. There was the occasional time where a customer had to call them themselves for one reason or another and it was even harder for them. Most of them thought that the banks actually did the processing themselves.
The other thing is that in that business there is a bad case of small fish gets eaten by big fish. So many times have the companies changed ownership, merged or folded. Some lients were required to deal with several processors so that they could take the whole range of cards.
One of the most frustrating things is that out of the, say 15 companies we dealt with, I think around 10 had 0 as the button to push to disconnect rather than to get an operator. Bastards. Everyone knows to push that for an operator.
Another thing is that now I work for a Managed Service Provider in professional services. We have many, many clients in the financial services field. I vow that I will never, ever do business on-line when it comes to my finances. I don't think we have a single client that has a really solid, efficient code-base. Most of them have a large, bloated application, spread over several platforms that started as a smaller application. They have developers who would prefer to do the wrong thing rather than look stupid.
"Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry, and they still think its funny." - Mr. Boffo
A Guy Ritchie film about programming cockney geezers.
"Linux, diamond, sunshine. I'll sort it aht..."
Why on earth write 0 and 1 - I don't see any need when you are going to melt the drive immediately after?
Tim
Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
To the computer, every bit on the hard drive is either one or zero.
However, that is not true in terms of magnetism. To make it easy, let's say that the first time a '1' bit is written to a specific spot on the disk, the strength of the magnetic field is exactly equal to 1 in some imaginary measure of magnetism. (This isn't really true...) If that bit is later set to '0', the strength of the magnetic field for that bit will actually be 0.00001 since it was a '1' before. The hard drive considers that to be '0', but if you want to recover erased data it is possible to look at that 0.00001 and see that the '0' used to be '1'.
Tim
Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
How come the Vera Sans Mono Roman font is called "sans" (which I think means "sans serif")but it does have serifs. In particular on the letters 'i', 'j' and 'l'...
BoD
Everybody knows pollution is a SYN!
I'm proud of my Northern Tibetian Heritage
I guess jokes about the Iraqi army dudes speaking in Arabic that gets translated into cartoon English haven't gone mainstream yet.
Nothing you just said answers the points I have raised and repeated. I understand what "interim" means, but you don't seem to understand that software freedom does not recognize interim or pre-release licenses as an allowable exception. If you think this is in error, please point me to the part of the definition of Free Software that says otherwise.
If you're convinced the delay until the fonts are released under a Free Software license is trivial, then is no harm in waiting for the fonts to be released under a Free Software license. Plenty of other developers release software (including fonts) pre-releases under Free Software licenses. Bitstream could have too. This logic about using a non-free license because the fonts are being worked on is pure rubbish and should be totally rejected.
Of course they're not part of "any other free software package"; they couldn't be. The fonts are not Free Software. So if they were a part of any software package, that package could not be a Free Software package. Furthermore, these non-free fonts are available from what appears to be a GNOME site (ftp.gnome.org). The Slashdot article points to the GNOME webpage where the link to the fonts can be found. GNOME (a part of GNU, GNU being the project started to provide a Free Software operating system) is allowing their resources to be used for non-free software. This point is so plainly obvious, I can only conclude some don't understand that point because they don't understand what software freedom means, or because they are willing to overlook the struggle of software freedom so long as there is $0 software involved.
Distributing these fonts under their current license from a part of the GNU project remains a serious problem for anyone who cares about what GNU means.
Digital Citizen
When the country TLDs were allocated, the domains were issued individually (rather than "everyone gets their ISO code", it was a case of "the USA is hereby allocated .us, Germany is hereby allocated .de" and so on).
.uk domains were already in active use, and apparently they decided against deprecating .uk and allocating .gb instead. (Don't ask me why... maybe it took long enough to notice that the change would have seriously confused people.)
Whoever allocated the United Kingdom's TLD assumed the ISO code was UK, since that was the obvious code for it. (We even call ourselves "the UK", so we've already got a de facto 2-letter name like the US does, right?)
Unfortunately, it turns out that when ISO codes were handed out, nobody was thinking about Northern Ireland, so the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland was actually allocated GB. This matches the GB stickers seen on British cars which are temporarily abroad, the other commonly used name for the country is "Britain", and a lot of European languages call us things like Grosbrittanien or Grand Bretagne, so it does make sense to do that.
By the time the TLD authority realised there was a discrepancy,
With state.uk.us ? We can do it, as someone had the foresight not to name a state Uklahoma. tone
tone
"Silicon implants in women who had had cosmetic breast surgery were also known to have exploded during cremation."
Anyone out there want their info to go when they do? And what's more- does anybody want to think about where those smart Bio Chips are gonna go, if they aren't slagged? Do you really want that around forever? (On the other hand, it would make one heck of a 'memory album' for the great-grandkids...)
"I'd say 'Have a good time,' but arson is still illegal.
Nobody escapes from Stalag 13!
Tonight on FOX: the real Bill Gates; a response to the trashy interview presented earlier. (in this case, much much earlier)
We'll show you:
- The interview they didn't want you to see!
- The footage taken with Gates' own camera!
- How this genius' words were carefully twisted by the bad interview man and then presented in a way that comes out looking really bad for poor old Bill!
We'll show you an objective version of the interviews, not controlled or edited by Bill.
Includes quotes such as:
- "Bill is an excellent father!"
- "Bill really hates bugs and does want his developers to fix them."
Don't miss this 3-hour special, with a surprise ending (the answer is "0xa0000"), tonight only on FOX!