but you know what? last night i went to Lowe's and asked this guy how to fix it. Fortunately my wife speaks spanish, so she was able to install a new faucet in about 3 days.
new slogan: by recruiting young people into the Infosec milieu, we help america defend against the goddam commie chinese hackers and the motherfucking russians who are trying to make our power system go offline so they can invade our country, kill our leaders, and convert us to non-americanism.
chen- Look. Iphone. That's Apple. They are nut jobs. Remember when that guy got tortured for losing a prototype and he killed himself?
ming- I do, I do. But ain't every tech company like that? Obsessed with security? I mean, iphone, blackberry, samsung, its all the same shit.
chen- No man, no. Firefox is this thing called 'open source'. they don't care if you lose a prototype - they give away their prototype designs for free.
ming- Ahhh sounds like a bunch of hippie bullshit to me. How can they make money? its Bs. they are gonna be just as secretive as apple. watch. some body is going to kill themselves on the firebear line just like every other line.
chen- Look man. All I'm saying is. Id rather be on your line than on my line.
ming- Well, I'd rather be with my girlfriend back home.
they built a house using their bare hands during the great depression. and they had a storm cellar. not enough spare income from their website gigs to build 8 inch concrete walls i guess.
but hey, thanks for the judgemental lecture. very helpful.
every successfull fast food/retail chain uses micromanaging horse-shit.
its about time doctors had to be as consistent and quality-oriented as the fry cooks at mcdonalds, especially when a major cause of death is medical errors.
and let me assure you, when we were bullseyeing wamprats, there wasn't no goddamn virtual machine. just you and the trigger and beggar's canyon. that was it. and if you bought the farm? well, we poured out a 40 at your funeral, but we didn't put any flowers on your grave.
turns out dave was doing a shake-n-bake meth lab in the back of his pickup. one night it exploded right there in the parking lot. a huge fireball lit the sky. my next door neighbor, doreen, thought iit was jesus come back for the rapture.
anyways. they wanted the $50 back. i said, i already spent it. i took the ex-inlaw's to the Golden Corral buffet, and at ten dollars a head, well, that money is clean gone.
they said, damnit, that sumbitch dave blew a hole in the parking lot.
i said no problem. i know a guy, ronnie earl, who works on the pothole truck for the city. ronnie knew how to get the hole fixed. he filed a pothole report but he used the name of his rich uncle as the report filer. his uncle, you see, owns 5 chevrolet dealerships and is the richest sumbitch this side of caw valley. (we used to call it squaw valley, until my brother bobby went and married that indian girl... it wouldnt be nice to call it that no more)
anyways. when it comes to referrals, you better get yourself some kinda papers saying they cant get it back if you accidentally misjudge someone's character. like ol' shake-and-bake dave.
i thought commencement was supposed to be about life, the universe, and everything (TM).
here i come to find out it's supposed to be career advice like you'd find on any thrid rate jobs website.
thanks!!!! im glad i will spend 40 years with my head down in a cubicle, never thinking, never questioning, never acting on anything other than my desire to have a shit hot career and a fuckton of money.
i mean, that's what "success" is, right?
i'm pretty sure Steve Jobs book was full of practical, sensible stuff like that.
Wow I'm confused. Here is what I get reading the comment boards lately on huffpo, slashdot, etc
1. Bradley Maning = brave whistleblower who has free speech protection 2. James Rosen = awful Fox News reporter, part of the right wing conspiracy, who gave out classified information 3. Anonymous Comenters = brave whistleblowers who have free speech protection
at the Bohemian Grove the Reptilians got together and, in between sacrificing children and LSD orgies, they plot to destroy the free software movement by banning GPL from their companies.
if you have the top 50 of the fortune 500, thats probably millions of employees in the most influential organizations on earth.
Slashdot Mirror
wow, amazing.
it is probably just a test. wheee, look at the metal sides of this awesome pool.
but you know what? last night i went to Lowe's and asked this guy how to fix it. Fortunately my wife speaks spanish, so she was able to install a new faucet in about 3 days.
take that, China.
i have seen people get layed off and fired all the time in the government.
example:
old slogan: we give used computers to poor people
new slogan: by recruiting young people into the Infosec milieu, we help america defend against the goddam commie chinese hackers and the motherfucking russians who are trying to make our power system go offline so they can invade our country, kill our leaders, and convert us to non-americanism.
ming- dude so which line are you on?
chen- Im on Iphone again.
ming- Man that sucks...
chen- Yeah... which line are you on?
ming- Im on this new thing, Firebear or something
chen- Firefox?
ming- Yeah thats it... firefox
chen- That's awesome dude!
ming- What do you mean?
chen- Look. Iphone. That's Apple. They are nut jobs. Remember when that guy got tortured for losing a prototype and he killed himself?
ming- I do, I do. But ain't every tech company like that? Obsessed with security? I mean, iphone, blackberry, samsung, its all the same shit.
chen- No man, no. Firefox is this thing called 'open source'. they don't care if you lose a prototype - they give away their prototype designs for free.
ming- Ahhh sounds like a bunch of hippie bullshit to me. How can they make money? its Bs. they are gonna be just as secretive as apple. watch. some body is going to kill themselves on the firebear line just like every other line.
chen- Look man. All I'm saying is. Id rather be on your line than on my line.
ming- Well, I'd rather be with my girlfriend back home.
chen- So would I
ming- Shut the fuck up
wackenhut security guard: Back to work!!!!
love the idea. it would be good to experiment with control systems.
earth based 3d printing relies on gravity to stick the shape to the bed and on a static structure to ensure accurcy.
in space its almost totally the control system
blowing bubbles
growing frut flies
putting spy satellites
missles and bombs
freeze dried ice cream
more people die of drowning during tornado wetaher than die of tornados.
ergo we should spend more money on preventing flood deaths than tornado deaths.
they built a house using their bare hands during the great depression. and they had a storm cellar. not enough spare income from their website gigs to build 8 inch concrete walls i guess.
but hey, thanks for the judgemental lecture. very helpful.
they live in a green hillside around a lake.
because the statistics dont justify it ??
more people die from drownings than tornados.
otherwise therese basically no reason for hobbits to build that way
if you have ever seen tornado damage in person, you stop coming up with these stupid ideas about windproof houses etc.
would your building survive a nuclear bomb blast? no? then it probably wont survive a direct tornado hit.
every successfull fast food/retail chain uses micromanaging horse-shit.
its about time doctors had to be as consistent and quality-oriented as the fry cooks at mcdonalds, especially when a major cause of death is medical errors.
this is worse than dogs and cats living together.
and let me assure you, when we were bullseyeing wamprats, there wasn't no goddamn virtual machine. just you and the trigger and beggar's canyon. that was it. and if you bought the farm? well, we poured out a 40 at your funeral, but we didn't put any flowers on your grave.
for referring my buddy dave.
turns out dave was doing a shake-n-bake meth lab in the back of his pickup. one night it exploded right there in the parking lot. a huge fireball lit the sky. my next door neighbor, doreen, thought iit was jesus come back for the rapture.
anyways. they wanted the $50 back. i said, i already spent it. i took the ex-inlaw's to the Golden Corral buffet, and at ten dollars a head, well, that money is clean gone.
they said, damnit, that sumbitch dave blew a hole in the parking lot.
i said no problem. i know a guy, ronnie earl, who works on the pothole truck for the city. ronnie knew how to get the hole fixed. he filed a pothole report but he used the name of his rich uncle as the report filer. his uncle, you see, owns 5 chevrolet dealerships and is the richest sumbitch this side of caw valley. (we used to call it squaw valley, until my brother bobby went and married that indian girl... it wouldnt be nice to call it that no more)
anyways. when it comes to referrals, you better get yourself some kinda papers saying they cant get it back if you accidentally misjudge someone's character. like ol' shake-and-bake dave.
i thought commencement was supposed to be about life, the universe, and everything (TM).
here i come to find out it's supposed to be career advice like you'd find on any thrid rate jobs website.
thanks!!!! im glad i will spend 40 years with my head down in a cubicle, never thinking, never questioning, never acting on anything other than my desire to have a shit hot career and a fuckton of money.
i mean, that's what "success" is, right?
i'm pretty sure Steve Jobs book was full of practical, sensible stuff like that.
but here's my number, so hack me maybe
Wow I'm confused. Here is what I get reading the comment boards lately on huffpo, slashdot, etc
1. Bradley Maning = brave whistleblower who has free speech protection
2. James Rosen = awful Fox News reporter, part of the right wing conspiracy, who gave out classified information
3. Anonymous Comenters = brave whistleblowers who have free speech protection
is this accurate? im really confused.
is pictures of, what? fake kids melting down gold? fake pollution? eat shit.
im trying to figure out which color of star i should have to sew onto my sleeve when they come around asking for my papers.
at the Bohemian Grove the Reptilians got together and, in between sacrificing children and LSD orgies, they plot to destroy the free software movement by banning GPL from their companies.
if you have the top 50 of the fortune 500, thats probably millions of employees in the most influential organizations on earth.
with my open source light saber