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  1. Re:Will be arresting... on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1
    Coder: Huh? They are coming for me? I'd better get moving before they get here.

    Coder continues: Good thing I'm a slashdot subscriber. That gives me a 5 minute head start!

  2. Re:Too late... on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's your GNU/gnu, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:Don't leave me hanging... on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1

    It was renamed "SoBig."

  4. Re:relevant haiku on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 5, Insightful

    prison rape is not
    a laughing matter. I think
    you are all sick fucks

  5. Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 2, Funny
    Exactly how do you put a fictitious legal entity in Jail?

    Build a fence around the Microsoft Campus. The Great Wall of Redmond.

  6. Not to mention on IBM Releases Compiler for Power4 and G5 · · Score: 1

    they're doing the OSS community some good by flicking SCO off their suit like an annoying little fly.

  7. It's true though on Auerbach on Internet Cruft · · Score: 1

    It's official, guys, the Internet is dying. Don't you pay attention to Netcraft? Or at least read Usenet... the number of posts to usenet about the internet has decreased! I can't believe you can't read the handwriting on the wall. You're no Kreskin, that's for sure.

  8. yeah man let me explain... on SCO DOS Harming Innocent Bystanders · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It was a DOS ATTACK on SCO. So, rather than SCO suing people for using DOS, hackers are installing DOS on computers running SCO Unix.

  9. Re:I need help... on Executive Secretary In Every Computer · · Score: 2, Funny
    It looks like your trying to troll slashdot. Would you like me to help?

    • Generate "In Soviet Russia" jokes
    • Generate ??? Profit jokes
    • No thanks, I don't need help with this task
  10. My guess on Guessing Linux 2.6.0 Release Date · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fair enough. My guess for the release date?

    CowboyNeal.

  11. My guess on Guessing Linux 2.6.0 Release Date · · Score: 4, Funny

    is that you have way too much free time on your hands.

  12. score zero? on Brazilian Government Continues Push For Free Software · · Score: -1

    Wow, two posts in a row, neither one modded +funny.... have we finally reached the saturation point, where an easy crack about SCO license fees on every linux story doesn't lead to an automatic +5 funny?

  13. Re:Blacklists and reality on Osirusoft Blacklists The World · · Score: 4, Funny

    That explains a lot. I have a few email addresses and shortly after I put two of them on a web page near each other they started getting email from each other. I started to worry that I was sleepwalking to my computer and sending myself invitations to look at porn.....

  14. Re:I've said this before and I'll repeat myself... on P2P Spam? · · Score: 1
    Why else does some mysterious but well-financed entity want to control half the desktops of the world?

    You mean Microsoft?

  15. Re:It is probably no coincidence, then... on P2P Spam? · · Score: 1

    I doubt this is anything to do with them; it isn't their style at all, and as you say, they prefer the big bang effect. But it is quite possible that the virus writer, unconnected with al Qaeda, chose the date for its dramatic effect.

  16. Mr. SoBig? on P2P Spam? · · Score: 1

    You mean Keyser SoBig?

  17. how can the parent be a virgin? on Diamonds & the RIAA · · Score: 1

    immaculate conception?

  18. Re:I think its the apps on Is Linux as Secure as We'd Like to Think? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From my own experience any website that I have had defaced on me was because I failed to update 3rd party OSS packages. This had nothing to do with the security of of the operating system or the web server for that matter. It was only a security hole in one php script.

    I think one could say the same about Windows, no? It has nothing to do with the security of the OS if hackers find vulnerabilities in a commonly used application (e.g. Outlook).

  19. Let's give credit where credit is due on Ring a Bell And I'll Salivate · · Score: 1
    Humans were perfectly designed by the Grand Creator Lord Jesus On High

    Yeah but He used stolen source code from Osiris.

  20. Mmmmm, screenshots on Sun Mad Hatter Linux Desktop Revealed · · Score: 2, Funny
    What a great way to procrastinate doing work. Let's look at pretty pictures of someone else doing work.

  21. Re:Cuneiform Tablets on Say Goodbye To Your CD-Rs In Two Years? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's right. CUBITS and CUBITS of clay tablets.

  22. Re:New Linux Distro? on America's Hams Embrace Linux · · Score: 1
    Maybe XV7VYK2 Linux?

    Nah; It'll be called Swinux.

  23. Re:this is why on The Origin Of Sobig (And Its Next Phase) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the first worms had nothing to do with javascript or ActiveX, and existed long before them.

  24. this is why on The Origin Of Sobig (And Its Next Phase) · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why worms need to be open source. Proprietary worms do a disservice to the worm community!

  25. Re:hot damn, they're case modders! on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: 1

    yeah man where are all the blinkenlights?