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  1. Hrmm on AMD, Transmeta Edge Up In Market Share · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If AMD are releasing thier 64 bit chip early, does intel have any plans to? or are they still insisting that desktop users arent ready for 64 bit chips?

  2. So... on O'Reilly On The Importance Of The Mainframe Heritage · · Score: 1

    How much does a old mainframe go for these days?

    Something that would make for a nice "on the weekend" toy...

  3. Hrmm on W3C Web Accessibility Standards 2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about a recommendation to get rid of popups/unders?

    sounds good to me...

  4. Well... on Sci-Fi Memorabilia To Ogle And / Or Buy · · Score: 1

    I thought about if I was going to buy scottie's original uniform I'd want scottie to go with it.

    Looking at the uniform, it'd take more than the jaws of life to get him in there.

  5. Uhm... on Sci-Fi Memorabilia To Ogle And / Or Buy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll buy the face hugger and keep it in a easily escapable cage. As is the tradition with such things...

  6. Hope they dont get that at my university... on Lecture Hall Back-Channeling · · Score: 4, Funny

    The keystrokes from students using IM clients or blogging would keep me awake in lectures.

    It's already enough I have to put up with that strange guy at the front talking loudly about stuff... sheesh.

  7. Hrmm on Saving the Net · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about we all agree to disband and join bbs's ?

  8. Where does the money go? on Buy.Com Debuts Music Download Site · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does some of it go towards the "Get Metallica out of the soup line" fund?

  9. Hrmm on Cell Phones on Commercial Flights by 2006? · · Score: 1

    It's not like the moment you make a call the plane is going to burst into flames and fall from the sky, the main reason some electronics are not allowed on flights is due to the precision navigation equipment.

    I'd like to know how they'd deal with 50+ mobiles looking for base stations to connect to?

  10. Hrmm on EU Rolls out Anti Spam Strategy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With all the laws, bans and implementations of anti-spam measures, I'm curious to know if there is any reduction in the amount of overall spam?

    Are we fighting a losing battle? or have the tides turned against the spammers?

  11. Hrmm on Sysadmins Restore Iraqi ISP · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was standard sysadmin practice to stop DOS missle attacks.

  12. Hrmm on DeCSS Arguments in CA Supreme Court Case · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well... shall we ban any tools that can be used for breaking and entering then?

    * screw drivers
    * crowbars
    * keys
    * bits of metal
    * credit cards

    please, cuff me and send me to the bighouse, i've got a tool shed!

  13. Hrmm on Are Standards Groups Stifling Innovation? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have standards for a reason.

    Would you like to buy a cd only to find out that it will only work on X cdplayer? or a device that's only able to run if you're with Z electricity company?

  14. Hrmm on NASA says Columbia Rescue was Possible · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if push came to shove, how long it would take them to prep an emergency launch for a rescue?

    They could have kept the shuttle up there for 30 days, would that have been enough time to launch a rescue mission?

  15. Hrmm on AI Going Nowhere? · · Score: 1

    AI might be going nowhere at the moment, but wouldnt it be a good idea to take the time that we have now to research the consequences of creating such a thing?

    Wouldnt it be better to be prepared for what the creation of an AI would bring? what are the religious and political ramifications?

    Is the world as it stands now, ready for an AI?

  16. Yes! on Google To Create "Blog" Search; Potentially Remove From Main · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can find and read about people's mundane activities more efficiently.

    e.g.

    9:30am :- ate some toast

    9:40am :- went to the toilet

    10:50am :- left the toilet to check the number of hits on my blog

    11:45am :- got a phone call, was wrong number. Might get a real call one day.

    and so on and so forth..

  17. Hrmm on Private Spacecraft Prospects · · Score: 3, Funny

    He gets bonus points if he makes his space outfit one like the space marine from doom.

  18. Hrmm on Available To The Right Buyer: Sun Microsystems · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I bid for it on Ebay?

  19. Oh dear... on Companies Join Together to Maintain Open Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess this statement could sum up the situation.

    "We work as a team, and we do it my way"

  20. This isnt desperation... on Spamming Trojan "Proxy Guzu" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Desperation is when they start selling the penis enlargers door to door.

    Seriously, has anyone actually *seen* one?

  21. Hrmm on Mozilla Branding Strategy Clarified · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Luckily Futurama has yet to contact us for using their character names as our development codenames."

    Well if they do, you could always say "Bite my shiny metal ass"

  22. Hrmm on The Science of The Moist Towelette · · Score: 4, Funny

    One of the most precious recources for any geek is a moist towelette that can be substituted for that unnecessary showering...

    as long as you've got a steady supply, no need to leave the keyboard.

  23. Hrmm on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, I guess they need to get that jar jar binks death scene juuuuust right.

  24. I wont be happy... on Philips iPronto Does It with Linux · · Score: 0, Funny

    until it comes with a girlfriend 'mute' button.

  25. Re: Now I Understand... on Poincaré Conjecture May Be Solved · · Score: 1

    Would you prefer the pop-up book version?