We might look at this from a different perspective, if we eliminate all spam the 'penis enlargement' and 'hot barely legal lolitas that want you!' industries might collapse overnight.
I'm sure if I had someone trying to have a conversation with me about how I could increase my penis size to 15 inches or that I'm missing out on hot steamy sex with barely legal teens, they would be in for a world of hurt.
We should just take all the laws that actually make sense in the world, make them the base rules. Throw away the others, then burn all the lawyers at the stake.
Which wasnt all that long ago... well grade 3 (1987) up until grade 9 (you do the math, i dont have a calculator handy;), calculators werent allowed in the classroom. You had to work out maths problems on paper.
If my family was being held hostage by some mad mathematician who demanded that I solve some equation or my family dies, i'd skip right to the funeral arrangments. Thankfully there arent many homicidal mathematicians.
Well that's all and good, but I really would like to meet the 'internet' on the street. Could you imagine what sort of person it would be?
I'd be expecting a cross dressing mental patient complete with tinfoil hat dribbling nonsense at a mind boggling rate only allowing you to catch a few words here and there like "faked moon landing", "brittney spears nude", "you camping fag!" and "you're transmitting an IP address!".
Of course I wouldnt have to give it any money, It would have already taken my credit card numbers for it's own penis enlargement addiction.
it's good they're bringing anime to the masses that want to watch it for the artistic and entertainment vaule.
One thing that really really really gets up my nose is the uneducated trolls (to put it nicely) that whine about how Japanese Anime is nothing more than tentacle rape and hentai with gracious panty shots and fanservice inbetween.
Now for each example you'd be giving me of such things, I could come up with at least 20 or more mainstream anime that contains none of that.
It's better than the unoriginal crap that disney puts out. It's also done for entertainment with a twist on artistic value, not just an excuse to churn out merchandise.
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We might look at this from a different perspective, if we eliminate all spam the 'penis enlargement' and 'hot barely legal lolitas that want you!' industries might collapse overnight.
I wonder if they're going to learn from the folly that was 'Microsoft Netmeeting'.
That degraded into a place of seeing countless people jerking off, flashing and other lude acts.
All part of the wonderful services that the government provides for us.
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What I do is keep smashed up computer parts next to the tower so it knows what will happen if it displeases it's master.
They tried to email the judgement to him but for some reason thiscouldbeyou@riches.await.com kept bouncing...
I'm sure if I had someone trying to have a conversation with me about how I could increase my penis size to 15 inches or that I'm missing out on hot steamy sex with barely legal teens, they would be in for a world of hurt.
Gee -stop- I'm still using telegraphs -stop- i'm waiting for a decent replacement -stop-
we'd end up having a bunch of kids with 3rd degree burns on thier laps.
I designed an oversized rubberband to shoot people into space... but I found out that amazon already had the patent for it.
If you were to stick with the p2p/irc traditions, there would already be a bootleg mp3 copy before the concert started, as well as a cam movie of it.
At last, I can have a paper aeroplane that I can program to seek and destroy.
We should just take all the laws that actually make sense in the world, make them the base rules. Throw away the others, then burn all the lawyers at the stake.
I guess the applications for this are pretty big...
I mean you could have a harddrive that not only gets corrupt when you leave it in the sun (as you do..) but it can melt too.
*Goes outside and turns on watch*
'Reading enviromental radaition level...'
'results received'
'and you're going to.....'
'live'
Personally, I'm waiting for a 'Neuromancer' movie to be made, but it would have very high expectations to live up to.
;)
But a new book is still pretty good
Just someone has to tell the koreans that 86 hours straight is a little on the excessive side. Even if you are camping....
Which wasnt all that long ago... well grade 3 (1987) up until grade 9 (you do the math, i dont have a calculator handy ;), calculators werent allowed in the classroom. You had to work out maths problems on paper.
If my family was being held hostage by some mad mathematician who demanded that I solve some equation or my family dies, i'd skip right to the funeral arrangments. Thankfully there arent many homicidal mathematicians.
'Amazon.com - we don't make a profit so we'll take yours instead' (Patent Pending)
satellite connection huh?
Good thing I'm not in charge of it...
"this man needs urgent medical attention!"
"yeah yeah, hang on, just wait for this mp3 to finish downloading."
Where are my car keys??!
The universe hides them.
Why of course, we Australians are always finding new inventive ways of using one of our country's icons in power production.
We eat them, we wear them, they fuel our cars and micro satellites. What more could we use them for? If there are more uses by gosh we'll find 'em.
Well that's all and good, but I really would like to meet the 'internet' on the street. Could you imagine what sort of person it would be?
I'd be expecting a cross dressing mental patient complete with tinfoil hat dribbling nonsense at a mind boggling rate only allowing you to catch a few words here and there like "faked moon landing", "brittney spears nude", "you camping fag!" and "you're transmitting an IP address!".
Of course I wouldnt have to give it any money, It would have already taken my credit card numbers for it's own penis enlargement addiction.
it's good they're bringing anime to the masses that want to watch it for the artistic and entertainment vaule.
One thing that really really really gets up my nose is the uneducated trolls (to put it nicely) that whine about how Japanese Anime is nothing more than tentacle rape and hentai with gracious panty shots and fanservice inbetween.
Now for each example you'd be giving me of such things, I could come up with at least 20 or more mainstream anime that contains none of that.
It's better than the unoriginal crap that disney puts out. It's also done for entertainment with a twist on artistic value, not just an excuse to churn out merchandise.
It never ends with them, you can't please them.
You show them documents, they say they are fake.
Show them footage, they say it was done in a studio.
Show them the moon lander through a telescope, they say the telescope has been tampered with.
Take them to the moon and show them the lander in person, and they say it was planted.
Last time i posted this reply i got some replies suggesting that the crackpots be left on the moon.
Perhaps I'm not the only one that is thinking that they should have put a couple of restrictions when they introduced commercialism on the internet.
And I swear I'll break the fingers of anyone who makes that 'In soviet Russia....' joke.