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  1. Hrmm on Synthesized Singers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see the live concerts now... packed with people in the crowd, latest pryrotechnics ready to go, all the latest visual and audio gear deployed.

    And in the middle of the stage, a beige computer tower with a monitor, keyboard and mouse and a technician on hand to wiggle the mouse every 10 minutes so the flying windows screensaver doesnt come on.

  2. hrmm on "Spim" is Latest Online Annoyance · · Score: 2, Funny

    So uhm, what's your icq/msn/aim/yahoo!/jabber numbers?

  3. The cat on Quantum Cryptography Systems Commercially Launched · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those in the audience that dont get the 'I-lost-my-cat-dept' it's in reference to Schrodinger's cat, a quantum theory of superposition. You can find what it's about here.

  4. Hrmm on SCO Now Willfully Violating the GPL · · Score: 1, Funny

    words and phrases you might need for your letter:

    * bitch
    * open source
    * crack & crack pipe
    * fuckyou
    * GPL
    * upside your head
    * enema
    * what is up, my homie?
    * copyright
    * fraud
    * federal 'pounding in the ass' jail

  5. The answer... on China's Space Launch Near; Malaysia Wants One, Too · · Score: 0

    I believe that exposure to 'Star Trek' counts in that area.

    (Extra credits for Dr Who, Reddwarf, Farscape, Babylon 5 and star wars)

  6. Hrmm on Frontiers: A New Xlib Compatible Window System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't see how creating more X alternatives or derivatives are going to help linux become more mainstream on the desktop?

    Perhaps someone could explain that to me...

  7. Hrmm on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    Door to Door FUD, my what an age we live in!

  8. Hrmm on Porting Games From Binary · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd only be impressed if he used a couple of magnets to manually shift the bits onto the harddrive.

  9. Opps on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 1

    I meant...

    I guess using two pringles cans instead of one really did the trick.

  10. Hrmm on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess using two pringles cans instead of two really did the trick.

  11. Hrmm on Is Prescott 64-bit? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I haven't even run out and bought a 32bit. Contiki and c64 1mhz 8bit power keep me warm at night.

  12. Re:I HATE THIS on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    well why go here?

  13. Hrmm on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Magnets... the geek's natural enemy, even more so than fresh air and natural light.

  14. Re:Windows ATMs on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 1

    I guess seeing an ATM with a blue screen of death wouldnt be uncommon either...

  15. Hrmm on RIAA Bits · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Congratulations RIAA keep up the good work, I hope you proceed to the next level which is taking the elderly out into the middle of a street for a public stoning from unsellable cds.

    Perhaps putting children to work in your cd factories might teach them that each song they steal is worth not the 1 cent it's pressed on, but thousands of dollars.

  16. Give him the ultimate prize on Star Wars Kid & Episode III? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar

  17. What is happening at my university... on Handling User Grown Machines on a Large Network? · · Score: 4, Informative

    When the blaster worm hit, we had to work for a few days to clear the thing from the staff network.

    Now that we well and truly cleared it after much scanning to make sure, we've moved on to the on-campus student's network.

    We have to physically go to each room, patch and scan to remove both blaster and welchier.

    It's both an annoyance for us and the students who pretty much treat us like unwanted guests on their pcs.

  18. Yes it is true on Yahoo Experimenting with Blogs? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know the sys admin for yahoo, they've been working on a blog system since early this year. As with everything yahoo does, Korea is where they test it.

    Korea is actually thier biggest money maker too, there is a avatar system that they have access to and people pay to buy virtual clothes and other such things for their own personal avatar. They make a fortune out of it, it's crazy.

    But yeah... yahoo is definitely get a blog system.

  19. Hrmm on Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new human-rabbit hybrid masters.

    I will remind them that I could be useful in rounding up people to toil in their underground carrot mines.

  20. Hrmm on MUD Co-Creator Bartle On Voice Chat in MMOGs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess the world isnt ready to hear:

    "n0 way I k1ll3d u d00d! u c4mp1ng f4g!"

  21. Hrmm on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Nikki Vs. Hilary...

    I'll get the popcorn, you get the mud and jelly...

  22. Hrmm on Sinclair's Answer To The Segway · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Gee I wonder what the top secret project could be...

    I bet it's Sinclair C6

  23. Re:i think... on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well that's what you get for having your office 10 miles out to sea.

    I heard the investor prospectus came with some floaties.

  24. Hrmm on Bob The Builder Gets A Personality Transplant · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Bob the IT support guy!"

    "Bob the IT support guy!"

    "can he fix it?!?"

    "No he can't, because that's not his department, it's a software issue and it was raised with management over a month ago"

  25. Re:Stupid joke on Phoenix Headed for Martian North Pole in 2007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shhh! you wanna get sued?!