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  1. Re:Distributed effort ? on Juggernaut GPLd Search Engine · · Score: 1

    Why would that be a problem ? SendMail and Apache are commercially valuable too, aren't they ? And considering faking and spamming : like it was said in the 'Open source Seti@Home' debate : nothing prevents sending out the same block to two or more randomly chosen clients so the results could be verified. If clients start behaving weird... don't send them blocks anymore !

  2. Distributed effort ? on Juggernaut GPLd Search Engine · · Score: 4

    I have been wondering for a while now : couldn't building the index for such a search engine be distributed (like SETI@HOME or RC5) ? The server would do the actual page serving, querying etc, but the spidering would be done by the clients. They'd each receive a batch of URL's from the server and start indexing them, collecting lists of URL's and sending those back to the server. The server weeds out the doubles, and assigns those URL's to the clients again. The more people would participate, the bigger the index would grow, as the available bandwidth increased also.

    Hmmm... maybe I should patent this...

  3. This thing isn't so evil... on Caught Before the Act · · Score: 1

    All it does after all is flag behaviour that is perceived as abnormal, taking away attention from 'normal' behaviour. So what ? I would be worried more if they started passing laws making it illegal to behave abnormally. But until then ? Why should I care ? These systems look for behaviour patterns, not for identification. So they don't know who you are, just that you are behaving strangely. Who cares, except for some poor dolt watching the video screens in the basement ?

    And by the way... They mentioned an example in the article of a future 'George' at an airport, talking to his security computer and detecting a bomb between eating donuts and reading the paper. They then said that only the speech technology in the article wasn't available yet. Well, it is ! I happen to work at a company that makes that kind of stuff.

  4. Open Standards on AT&T Re-ignites Instant Messaging War · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the same as the HTML standard. These companies should agree on one standard and stick to it. Imagine some company trying to make a server and browser that did not comply to the standard on purpose... oh, wait.

  5. Reporters and 'Hackers' on Yet Another Article on Hacking · · Score: 2
    I especially liked the part where Goldstein said that anybody could walk up to a reporter and claim to be a hacker, without any form of proof. Try that but claim to be a doctor !

    How can a journalist ever figure out if someone really is a hacker ? Put yourself in their shoes for a second : you're used to writing about the adventures of Bill and Monica, or the latest 'hot news' about Britney Sprears, and then your editor tells you to do a story about 'hackers'. What would you do ? All you know about computers is how to turn them on and start Word. And then this nice person comes along, claiming to be one, and tells you a lot of stuff about 'hacking' and the cool stuff he has done. Your editor is never going to ask questions about this stuff, 'cause he knows even less about computers than you do. And you've got a deadline. What would you do ?

    Maybe it's time for a site listing "Certified Hackers" (with their accomplishments) the media can get their soundbytes from :-)

  6. Personal Portal on Altavista Redesign is more 'Portal-Like' · · Score: 1

    I've done something similar : I'm also learning Perl, and I threw together my personal portal, containing just links to the headlines I want, the single stock quote I'm interested in, and a funny banner. I can also send stuff in by e-mail, and it gets added to the bottom of the page (like the link about Doom System Administration)

    The page might not be up to date when you read this : due to technical reasons, I can't host a site at home, so I added a crontab entry to automatically upload the page every hour. But I'm booted in windows right now, because I wanted to play some games after reading SlashDot. If you're interested in the source, or if someone has suggestions to improve it, mail me :-)

  7. Re:Ya, right..... on Language Translation Domain Name Claims · · Score: 1

    Isn't that 'nique' ? So they write it differently too. Oh, they're two different words then ;-)

  8. Re:I think slashdot ate my comment... on Alan Turing's Prediction for the Year 2000 · · Score: 1

    This one is even better... it features Bill Gates commenting on Slashdot :-)

  9. Re:Happy Hacker? on Forbes Takes on AntiOnline · · Score: 1

    More precisely, you can find a picture here. You change the 1 in the url with a number from 2 to 5 if you want to see more pics, because I'm too lazy to put up five links here.

  10. Re:Defcon pictures ? on Forbes Takes on AntiOnline · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure, but I think I remember reading somewhere in a DefCon report that, prior to getting booted, she walked around for a while with an "0wn3d" (sp. ? - I'm no good at elite spelling) sign taped to her back by some guy.

  11. Re:Login/Password for NYT on CIA Starts Hi-Tech Venture Capital Firm · · Score: 1

    Hey ! Why was this marked offtopic ? I was only trying to help people to get to the article under discussion without having to go through the hassle of registration at the NYT site.

    Ok, I'll shut up now.

  12. Login/Password for NYT on CIA Starts Hi-Tech Venture Capital Firm · · Score: 3

    Try using slashdot_effect/slashdot... I've been using it for months.

  13. Re:Permission on Publishers Lose Database Copyright Appeal · · Score: 1

    Exactly... Would this mean that the archives are illegal ? Or that Rob couldn't go out and make a book titled "Slashdot's greatest threads" without written consent of every poster in each thread ?

  14. Permission on Publishers Lose Database Copyright Appeal · · Score: 1

    What does this imply for slashdot ? Do we need to give Rob explicit permission to keep our postings in the archives ?

  15. Re:Bigger deal than we realize on Microsoft Plays Linux Games at Work · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that the Generalized Regular Expression Parser ?

  16. Re:Guns and You on Everything We've Heard About Columbine is Wrong? · · Score: 1

    If you read the Salon article, you would have seen that Harris and Klebold tried to set of propane bombs before going on the shooting spree, but that the bombs didn't explode. If they had, they would have killed hundreds too.

  17. Re:Impregnate? on Microsoft Demands Freedom to Innovate · · Score: 1

    No, I didn't actually write it myself, just stole it from a Dutch website that probably stole it somewhere else. There is no mention of a source there, that's why I didn't quote it (that and I'm lazy).

  18. Re:Impregnate? on Microsoft Demands Freedom to Innovate · · Score: 3

    News just in of Microsoft's latest venture

    Contraceptive99 by Microsoft

    Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of
    American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications
    designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in
    peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play.

    It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the
    copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user
    concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the
    non-propagation of human beings.

    The Contraceptive99 suite consists of three products:

    Condom99
    DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec)
    AIDScan 2.1 (from Norton Utilities)

    A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in the package. The suite also
    comes in two expanded versions. Contraceptive99 Professional is the Client/Server
    edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector. Contraceptive99 Small
    Business Edition is a package for startups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo
    niches.

    While Contraceptive99 does not address nontraditional copulatory channels, future
    plug-ins are planned for next year.

    OPERATION: Only one node in a peer-to-peer connection needs to install the
    package.

    At installation, the Condom99 software checks for minimum hardware. If the user
    meets the requirements, the product installs and is sufficiently scaleable to meet
    most requirements. After installation, operation commences. One caution is that the
    user must have sufficient RAM to complete the session. When the session is
    complete, a disconnect is initiated, and the user gets the message, it is now safe to
    turn off your partner.

    DRAWBACKS: Usability testers report that frequent failures were a major
    concern during beta testing. General Protection Fault was the most serious error
    encountered. Early versions had numerous bugs, but most of these have been
    eliminated. The product needs to be installed each time its used.

    CONCLUSION: Contraceptive99 is a robust product. Despite its drawbacks, it
    is reasonably good value for its $49.95 price tag, and is far superior to its
    shareware version. Hopefully, future releases (of the software, that is) will add
    missing functionality, such as Backout and Restore, uninterruptible Power Supply,
    and Onboard Camera.

    Microsoft flounder Bill Gates is optimistic about this venture, saying "Our
    contraceptive products will help users do to each other what we've been doing to
    our customers for years."

  19. Hollywood Stock exchange on Trade Politicians Like Stocks · · Score: 2

    This sounds very much like the Hollywood stock exchange, where you can 'invest' in movies, actors and directors, and you earn dividends based on box office takings. Although I must say buying and selling politicians seems like much more fun. You could even start 'mutual funds' which only invest in politicians of certain parties :-)

  20. Re:Belgians, eh? on Are You Online More than 4 Hours a Day? · · Score: 1

    And in Belgium we tell Dutch jokes...

    Funny... Didn't know the French joked about us. I thought they'd joke about the Germans or the English.

  21. Broken guestbook on Microsoft /asks/ "Crack this machine" · · Score: 1

    Not only is the JavaScript broken, but try typing an apostrophy or quotation marks in the guestbook... They disappear when you submit your message, so you come out looking like an idiot who "cant" even spell...

  22. Re:Ever considered cameos... on Interview: Ask Illiad Anything · · Score: 1

    How did you feel about your own appearance in "After Y2K" ? Planning on returning the favour ?

  23. Slashdotted ? on Premiere Episode of Slashdot Radio:Geeks in Space · · Score: 1

    Uhm... Is the mp3 file Slashdotted, or is it on a port I can't access through the firewall here at work ? I can only get to the web via the proxy here, and that allows only connections via standard http or ftp ports. Any chance of a mirror ?

  24. Re:BO is usefull on Back Orifice 2000 on CNN.COM · · Score: 1

    As far as I remember, there was a back door in the BO client, which sent reports of all conducted subnet sweeps back to a certain IP address belonging to someone of the cDc or someone affiliated closely with them. But if BO2K is open source, that won't be the case anymore I guess...

  25. Re:Pardon on French revolt against Prime Meridian-Sort Of · · Score: 1

    Yep... And in Belgium over 60% of the people speak Dutch ! So don't let anybody tell you Belgium is a fully French speaking country ! There is even a 1% German speaking part (a few villages we 'assimilated' after WWI).