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Interview: Ask Illiad Anything

You've probably read Illiad's User Friendly cartoons more than a few times. But who is Illiad? How did the strip develop? Why would anyone bother to spend so much time drawing a comic strip so geek-oriented that it'll never be as popular as, say, Family Circus or Mary Worth? Hey, don't ask me. Ask Illiad. Please post your questions below. The usual horde of Slashdot moderators and semi-trained mammals will pick 10 or 12 and forward them to Illiad. Answers will appear Friday.

68 comments

  1. A question for Illiad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Illiad,

    First off, thanks for the laughs you've given all of us.. Here's my question. The lettering you use in the strips.. are they hand-done, or is it a font?..and perhaps you wouldn't mind sharing it, if so? :)

    cat /proc/kcore >/dev/audio,
    Bowie

  2. Run of the mill waste of space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boxers, Briefs, Panties, or Other.

  3. Re:Who's the mole????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like where I work, cept we do have a Miranda.
    "Man she looks hot in jeans"
    http://userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/98oct/ 19981011.gif

  4. Re:i noticed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the characters are black and white. They have white skin, surrounded by a black outline. :-)
    (except for Dust Puppy, who is black.)

    I noticed the lack of non-whites too, and it sucks. We'll have to protest Columbia Internet's hiring policies.

  5. Re:Hey Illiad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahem......
    Why would anyone want to drink a pale imitation of the real stout?
    And anyway, "Irish Cream Stout"??
    Hmmmm, yah theres lotsa dairy in it, whatever

    Guinness for strength
    Shades B)

  6. Re:Canadian Timekeeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I remember reading somewhere that their name was a spoof on an old CBC newscast/magazine type show called "This week has seven days".

  7. Someones shadowing mine as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a small ISP that was purchased, two day's after the rumors started that we were going to be bought out UF comes out with the buyout plan.

  8. Re:i noticed something (beware, I see a soap box) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but even these so called 'all black shows' occasionally had some 'white people'

  9. Re:Canadian Timekeeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this hour only have 22 minutes?
    Metric time.

  10. Canadian Timekeeping, American Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the CRTC (Canadian broadcasting regulator) TV shows that air in Canada can have a maximum of 6 minutes of paid commercials per half hour leafing 24 minutes for the show while their US counterparts have 8 minutes of commercials. This means that all American shows that air in Canada last only 22 minutes and with only 6 minutes of paid advertisements the other two must be unpaid public service announcements or station promotions. By the same token for a canadian show to be marketable in the US it is usually mate 22 minutes long to allow for a whole 8 minutes of commercials and have a better chance of being picked up by an American station.

    Just my US$.012 (CD$.02)

  11. Re:Beach Parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've *met* Iambe, and I don't remember her looking
    like that........

  12. Re:Nth Post! (and a correct URL) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't it ougadougou? if so, that's because they didn't want to write it oogadoogoo or ugadugu. they're a "french colony".

  13. Maybe you were watching Crusade's first episode by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 0

    Crusade's first episode was pretty bad. It dragged on and used overly dramatic dialog. It was clunky the way B5 movies have often been clunky. The episodes after that were pretty cool, though. I'd say the writing was about on par with the B5 series.

    1. Re:Maybe you were watching Crusade's first episode by Yohahn · · Score: 1

      This will probably be moderated down as unrelated, but it fits this thread

      I've submitted stories about it, here at slashdot, and they haven't put them up. Babylon5 has been getting the bad end of the stick in relation to TNT.. aparently TNT wants more sex, violence, and other wrestling/cowboy related stuff.

      The first episode was horrible but half of that is TNT's fault.

      I kinda compare crusade to the first season of B5, kinda crappy but can see it as a build up to something good.

      Check out The lurker's guide for more info.

      Have fun

  14. Re:Dust Puppy wiggle by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Dante_Aliegri:

    it has to do with the fact when he tilts, he is so light, the air pushes him back, thus he gets a pendilum effect with a Minumum of movement.
    Personally, I can't wiggle right with a mouse...
    so I got a trackball.

    I'm wondering if Dust Puppy plays any mods...

    DanteAliegri [ it was dantealiegri@dustpuppy.org....but nooo... rit can't fix dustpuppy.org, so its danteSP@Magnus.net]
    --Your wit is as sharp as you make it

  15. Dust Puppy toys by Kabby · · Score: 1

    have you ever considered Koosh Dust Puppies? That's one thing I'd love to have on my desk :) Of course, it'd probably be something that the company that makes Koosh would turn down but if any were ever made I'd buy a whole case of 'em! Maybe if there's enough interest... Oh well, keep up the good work, I never miss a strip.

  16. Dammit Jim, I'm a cup of hot steaming coffee by Evangelion · · Score: 2

    How good are you at q3test? Can Dust Puppy kick your ass?

    When you came up with the design document for 'Pac Man', how many of your co-workers laughed at you, saying it would never work? How many of them are dead now?

    Relate to us the tale of how you prevented the Nazi's from gaining control of our atomic weapons at the end of World War II.

    When you were lost in the deserts of Turkey, dying of thirst, did you, even once, wish you were back in Seattle in a bubblebath with Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates?

    1. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a cup of hot steaming coffee by TurkishGeek · · Score: 1

      There is no place in Turkey which can scientifically be categorized as desert. But of course, relatively speaking, you can say even the coldest regions of Turkey are deserts compared to Canada.

      Nice sense of humor, though.

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  17. Question by manitee · · Score: 2


    Is Miranda as hot as I think she is?

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    1. Re:Question by Mike+A. · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the B5 shaped hole in your mind?

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      Do I look like I speak for my employer?
    2. Re:Question by Ventilator · · Score: 1

      The correct three questions are:

      1. Who are you?
      2. What do you want?
      3. Got something to eat with you?

      This is the standard, when someone rings at my door and I do not expect anyone to come by.

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      --- If OS were buildings, then the first woodpecker to come around would erase 95 % of civilization.
    3. Re:Question by Rix · · Score: 1

      Who do you serve? And who do you trust?

      I miss it too, Crusade just doesn't fit the B5 shaped hole in my life.
      Cheers,

      Rick Kirkland

  18. UFPFH by Squeamish+Ossifrage · · Score: 3

    Is the User Friendly Project For Humanity getting anywhere?

  19. Just a question by toma · · Score: 2

    What are you using, Gimp, Photosop, or?

    1. Re:Just a question by WNight · · Score: 1

      Adobe Illustrator and a Wacom tablet I believe.

      (You can tell the Wacom tablets from the texture of the lines.)

  20. Stuffed Dust (Crud) Puppy by wynlyndd · · Score: 1

    I need a stuffed Dust Puppy to sit next to my stuffed penguin at home. I also need a stuffed Crud Puppy to sit on my work machine.

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    "Dogs and cats, living together...it's mass hysteria!"
  21. questions..... by matguy · · Score: 0

    hmmmm what to ask.... As many questions as there should be and I can't think of one, ho hum goes the day.....

    matguy
    Net. Admin.

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  22. Canadian Timekeeping by N9VLS · · Score: 1

    Why does this hour only have 22 minutes?

    1. Re:Canadian Timekeeping by arthurs_sidekick · · Score: 1
      (raises hand)

      Because a half-hour show, such as the ludicrously funny (to Canadians) This Hour Has 22 Minutes runs for 22 minutes, the other 8 are commercials.

      Oh yeah, and the 'loonie' ($CDN) is worth significantly less than the $US to investors around the world for no apparent reason (who eliminated their budget deficit first, hmmm?)

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      "Oh, I hope he doesn't give us halyatchkies," said Heinrich.
    2. Re:Canadian Timekeeping by ODiV · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that 'This hour', like all CBC shows runs for twenty-four minutes with six minutes. I think their name is about American shows, which last twenty-two minutes out of every half hour.

      but that's just what I heard... Maybe I'll time it some time.

  23. How do you do it? by CrazyFraggle · · Score: 1
    Just a few questions for the great maker of daily laughs:
    1. How do you come up with fresh ideas for a strip every day?
    2. Are any of the characters based on real life characters?
    3. Will there be more songs? I love the Dustpuppy and Erwin duo. :)
    Thapada, thapada, thapada, thats all folks!
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    - the Crazy Fraggle
  24. Num Lock by Quarm · · Score: 2

    Illiad, do you leave your Num Lock:

    a.) On?
    b.) Off?
    c.) Don't Care?
    d.) This poll sucks?

    ./brm

  25. OS Wizard by Belgand · · Score: 1

    Well, I and many of the others have been badgering him to finally do "OS Wizard" (you may have noticed it on Segfault a few months ago) but he has not succumbed yet... we know of his secret though and will spread word of his llama shagging ways... oh dammit! Ok..ok... just badger him until he does it.

  26. a practical question... by Mudhiker · · Score: 2

    As an amature artist/cartoonist, i'd like to know what tools you use...do you sketch it out on a huge piece of paper (like some cartoonists do) and then scan it and shrink it down or just maybe have great mouse hands and do it with Gimp...?

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  27. Jesse James did not sleep on my carpet. by vosque · · Score: 1

    Would you consider a bowling trip?

  28. Nth Post! (and a correct URL) by rde · · Score: 4

    The correct URL for today's strip is of course, this.

    My question: What is the capital of Burkina Faso, and why does it have so many vowels?

    1. Re:Nth Post! (and a correct URL) by gwolf · · Score: 2

      Ougadougou.

      Why so may vowels? Well, try s/ou/br/g... I think Brgadbrgbr wouldn't be much better ;)

    2. Re:Nth Post! (and a correct URL) by J.+Pierpont · · Score: 1

      Ouagadougou.

  29. Re:Ever considered cameos... by Dilbert_ · · Score: 1

    How did you feel about your own appearance in "After Y2K" ? Planning on returning the favour ?

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  30. Re:Ever considered cameos... by Overt+Coward · · Score: 1
    The commercials are for ESPN's own shows (I believe especially the ESPN-2 shows). The dust-puppy there is supposed to be the viewer's "knowledge", which grows as he (I haven't seen one yet for a femaile viewer) watches more shows like NHL2Nite or RPM2Nite.

    The viewer then takes his "knowledge" out to the local sports bar or something to impress the other loser^H^H^H^H^Hpatrons there.

  31. Re:Who's the mole????? by GW+Hayduke · · Score: 1

    Man you must be a lucky stiff:-)
    take that any way you please

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  32. Who's the mole????? by GW+Hayduke · · Score: 2

    I just want to know who is on Illiad's payroll at my ISP.... It seems that everytime we are having situations or crises that there just "happens" to be a UF out around that time that mirrors or is an exact rendition of what is happening to us. Perhaps it's due to the fact that we have roughly the same amount of staff as Columbia Internet???
    But my question is WHERE'S MIRANDA...... We don't have a Miranda!!!!!!
    Thanks for the humour Illiad.. It helps me and the other techies "sane" in an otherwise insane world. :-)

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    -- Life: Hate the Game... Love the cereal
  33. Re:Random product boxes by Siege · · Score: 1

    As I love the RotoRouter, the ICan'tInternet, and other fake box labels, will you have other made-up or joke names on those cartons? I just gotta get me a RotoRouter 8000 for the home LAN, after all, and want some neat-o accessories to go with it.

  34. Random product boxes by cemerson · · Score: 2

    Occasionally there's a stack of boxes labelled "BeOS 4.5" or something similar, often with the Dust Puppy sitting on top. What makes you decide what names to put on the boxes? Is it your favourite stuff, advertising/product placement, or what?

    Chris

  35. Re:Ever considered cameos... by Saint+Nobody · · Score: 1

    Bloom County Characters have appeared in UF. Fairly recently too.

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  36. Re:Ever considered cameos... by Bishop282 · · Score: 1

    That has happened. Here is the comic: http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99ju l/19990714.html. This is Illiad's comment about the comic:

    A WISH FOR THINGS THAT WORK
    00:01 PDT 15 JUL 1999
    I got quite a bit of mail from people who really enjoyed the salute to
    Bloom County in yesterday's strip, and I thank everyone for their words
    of praise. It should be obvious by now that Berke Breathed's Bloom
    County has been by far the greatest influence on my cartooning. I only
    felt it was fitting to offer a tip of the hat to my two favourite characters
    in that venerable strip, Opus and Oliver. And to answer a few of the
    letters, no, I probably won't bring the Bloom County characters back,
    aside from the legal issues, I just don't think it'd be right if I laid it on
    that thick. :)

  37. Re: Crusade by Marooned · · Score: 1

    Is that the new thing? i saw maybe five minutes of one of the episodes the other day and it was boring as hell..
    now i just watch The Sopranos on hbo during that time-slot.. oh well, i got bab5 season 1-5 on video.

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    ------ Poo-tee-weet?
  38. Beach Parties by WNight · · Score: 1
    Did you get sunburned at the beach on Monday?

    From what you saw there, does Iambe have a 'Q' tatoo as seen in This Picture?

    Does Arcterex really look like his picture on the UFie page? If so, did his family get a good settlement from the malpractice suit? :)

    1. Re:Beach Parties by WNight · · Score: 1

      I know it's the Quake symbol, I was there while the drawing was made and we were all talking about it, not to mention that I am a rabid Quake fan and all.

      I just want to know what if Illiad was looking for the tatoo or not.. :)

    2. Re:Beach Parties by illumina · · Score: 1

      That is a Quake symbol. Or for the more communistically inclined, a hammer and scicle.

      My real question is: How do *I* get the dust in *my* computer to become sentient ?

  39. Re:i noticed something by WNight · · Score: 1

    Probably because except for the celebrities (ESR, Gates, etc) everyone in UF is based on local people and there were no minorities in the office. (Not suprising, Vancouver has a moderately large Asian population, but other than that, is mainly European.)

    I wouldn't imagine it's at all deliberate.

  40. This *Hour* has Seven Days by McFarlane · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe it was "This hour has 7 days". It was a weekly hour long news program that went over the previous week's news.

    The 22 Minutes crew are paying homage to that old CBC anchor program. (Of course their way to pay homage is to have a joke at their expense).

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  41. Re:i noticed something by Telamon · · Score: 1

    I hate to be morally insensitive (actually, I don't, but no need to be rude...) but has anyone considered that it might just be very hard to draw different skin tones in a black and white comic strip?

    Not EVERYTHING has some deep, sinister, overtone, unless it comes out of Microsoft.


  42. Re:i noticed something (beware, I see a soap box) by Wonko42 · · Score: 1
    Aieeee!

    So, because the thought that "minorities" weren't represented in User Friendly never crossed my mind, am I a racist white pig? Thought so. Is it just me or does anyone else out there think that adding "minority" characters to comics, TV shows, and movies just to "keep things equal" is just as discriminatory as leaving them out? If there's a useful purpose for a "minority" character, then by all means add the character. But the plain and simple fact is, "minorities" don't always fit into certain situations, just as us whitefolk don't always fit into others.

    I, being a middle-class white male American, watch predominantly "black" sitcoms (ie, "Family Ties", "Cosby", "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", that sort of rerun stuff) from time to time without even giving the slightest thought to the fact that there are very rarely any white people on these shows. It doesn't occur to me that there should be; the shows are about black families. Why should there be white people? So you have to ask yourself...why doesn't this work the other way around? TV shows with a mostly-white cast get called racist or discriminatory. Hmmm.

    I know this isn't the time or the place, but in light of recent events I had to say something. :)

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    Wonko the Sane

  43. really really off topic, but good beer by itachi · · Score: 1

    Cream stouts were invented as a health drink. Brewed with milk sugar (lactose), also known as milk stouts. Like guiness, but with more of a malty sweetness. Thick as mud. The head is practically as dark as the beer, and you can chew on a good cream stout. Or at least, that's what a cream stout is supposed to be. Yet another reason why Sam Adams is just not the beer it's cracked up to be. If you like the guiness that gets imported to the US, you'd probably like a good cream stout. Mackeson's Triple Stout is a good one, even though it doesn't say anything about being a cream stout on the label, iirc. And to think, I got college credit learning this...

    Itachi

  44. Re:Ever considered cameos... by bgarcia · · Score: 1
    I was watching ESPN the other day, and there was a commercial on and I swear that I saw a 4-foot tall dust-puppy in it! Yep, a big, fuzzy ball with big feet. I cannot remember what the commercial was for.

    Does this ring a bell with anyone else?

    99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code,
    fix one bug, compile it again...

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  45. AFAIK: He DOES have FAQ by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 2

    And these questions are answered in it.

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  46. A perfect Dust Puppy Figure by nerox · · Score: 1

    Remember those Koosh Ball things? They used to have them that had faces on them. Now they could easily use that same process to replicate our favorite little ball of dust. Make it Gray with 2 big eyes and 2 feet, be pretty simple to do. :)

  47. Re:Ever considered cameos... by mal3 · · Score: 1

    Yea, I saw a commercial with a big dust-puppy in it to. I think it was a honeycomb comercial.

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  48. Ever considered cameos... by Doc+Saly · · Score: 1

    ...by characters from other strips (eg Opus/Mac from Bloom County)? Seems your (Iliad's) style/format would lend itself to the same sarcastic humor that made Bloom County so enjoyable.

    Pardon me if this has happened before (I'm new to UF and Linux and may have missed a bit of history). Love the strip.

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    "I may not be a smart dog, but I know roadkill" -SlinkyDog
  49. My humble apologies... by Doc+Saly · · Score: 1

    ...and thanks to you and Bishop282 for the link!

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  50. Hey Illiad by AgentSmith · · Score: 2

    These are probably semi-newbie questions, but
    here goes . . .

    When did you first come up with the idea for User Friendly?

    Was it a spark of inspiration or something you've been waiting to do for awhile?

    Will User Friendly continue to be a comic strip, or might it move to animation?

    There seems to be an unspoken connection between various geek comics on the web.(ie After Y2K etc.) Is this by accident? How many other online comic artists do you know?

    Is User Friendly an exclusive solo effort? Do you have an assistance with any drawing,inking, coloring etc.? Or is it all just done on computer?

    And Finally

    Do you folks out there like Murphy's Irish Cream Stout as well as Guiness?



    AgentSmith

    Disconnect a human and he'll swear he's the center of The Matrix.

  51. How many paper papers have User Friendly by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I only know of 1, National Post (Canadian)

  52. Question by DartX · · Score: 1

    Who are you? What do you want?

    (Okay, lame Babylon 5 reference... I miss that show.)

  53. Re:i noticed something by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    Most techs here in Vancouver are either Caucasian or Chinese. While it's common to find one or two Asians in an otherwise white tech group, I guess they just don't have any out at Para^h^h^h^hColumbia.

    It's actually more common here to find all-Chinese shops, so I wouldn't get too bent about it.

  54. My question by DGregory · · Score: 2

    Do you have any little decorations around your computer (like beanie babies, stress balls shaped like a globe or a computer, penguin stickers, and/or your favorite Dilbert/User Friendly cartoons) and if so, what are they?

  55. Dust Puppy by Simon+Hibbs · · Score: 3

    Whan the Dust Puppy plays Quake, how _does_ it
    do that *wiggle* thing?......

    I just can't get the hang of it


    Simon

  56. i noticed something by i244 · · Score: 2

    Dear Illiad,

    I extremely enjoy looking at your funny comic strip. In fact, it's what i have setup as my 'homepage' on my browser. I've gone through all the archives and have laughed my head off at some of the jokes. The only thing that strikes me as odd is that how come I havent seen 1 black, hispanic, asian, native american, etc. in the whole strip ever? What's up with that?

    Sincerely,
    Frank, a.k.a. i244