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  1. Re:Be a Better Parent – Protect Your Childre on Mozilla Shows Off Junior, a Simple Browser Built for iPad · · Score: 2

    Doing something to fuck up these SEO posts is looking better and better.

    Might be time for an "Ask Slashdot" on the subject...

  2. Re:Container mounted servers on Ask Slashdot: How To Evacuate a Network · · Score: 1

    A 20-ft ISO container can be carried off on common rollback wreckers or flatbed trailers if you winch them on.

    It's a common way to transport them.

    Since they don't burn, if you build an earthen berm around them with HESCO bastion you can leave them in place. No one who lives in a forest fire zone should build anything not a bunker, and those are surprisingly easy to do.

  3. When you come back, cut fire breaks. on Ask Slashdot: How To Evacuate a Network · · Score: 1

    Forest fires requires trees. Cut everything down for a couple of hundred yards around valuable structures, and keep any brush and growth cut in the future.

  4. Pack it like glass for a flea market, read on: on Ask Slashdot: How To Evacuate a Network · · Score: 1

    You don't really need much packing. Just make sure everything touches and "nests" so items don't slap each other much. Flexy shit like power cords can cut down rattles.

  5. Re:What a disgrace on Torvalds Slams NVIDIA's Linux Support · · Score: 1

    "In Soviet Finland, individuals tell corporations to fuck off."

    There is no Soviet Finland. The Finns took a bigger bite out of the Soviet Bear's arse than any other country (except Germany), and survived to tell about it.

    They fought so magnificently they were able to cut a deal not to be invaded by Stalin when the Red Army destroyed the Wehrmacht in the East.

    http://www.winterwar.com/mainpage.htm

  6. Re:Darwin in action. on Black Death Discovered In Oregon · · Score: 1

    Some people are totally clueless about animals. Decades of being raised in a "Bamby-ist" environment produces people who think Nature is a Disney cartoon. Have some nice plague for being stupid.

    The best way to deal with stray dogs and cats has always been "farm rules". Trap or shoot them then properly dispose of the corpse. If critters are free to kill each other, we should be free to kill them. I am.

    I keep chickens so any stray without a collar on my property gets shot, which is only a couple over many years.

    BTW we rescue and relocate non-poisonous snakes when they turn up in the coop. They are valuable for rat and mouse control. People fear the wrong things. Snakes, generally speaking, are benign. (Know the difference BEFORE you handle them!) Mammals carry all sorts of nasty stuff and may be rabid.

  7. Tether phone to notebook. on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On HTTPS Snooping? · · Score: 1

    You get paid, do you not?

    Use your personal phone or tether it to a personal notebook.

  8. Re:Don't do personal shit at work on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On HTTPS Snooping? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "60+ hour work weeks." should provide ample money to use other connectivity options.

  9. This is horrible! on Hybrid Drives Struggling In Face of SSDs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suppliers, competing for my money.... (weeps) :-)

  10. Re:Remove the yoke of Monsanto! on Monsanto May Have To Repay 10 Years of GM Soya Royalties In Brazil · · Score: 1

    "If the world were populated with jackassery such as yourself, more people would die, not less, as technology would lag as people gave up developing it because it got looted as soon as they developed it."

    Centuries of conventional breeding argue otherwise. There are other models of agricultural research, for example government-funded, which don't rely on oppressive revenue models.

  11. Re:Remove the yoke of Monsanto! on Monsanto May Have To Repay 10 Years of GM Soya Royalties In Brazil · · Score: 2

    "They're called bees."

    We obviously need to genetically engineer BRM (Bee Resource Management) into future iterations of these creatures so they only interact with commercial crops as intended.

  12. Re:Moles? What the fuck. on US Security Services May 'Have Moles Within Microsoft,' Says Researcher · · Score: 2

    "Government: "Hello there, Microsoft. This here is a really big gun. We want your source code."
    Microsoft: "Ummm, okay." "

    That's a terrifying abuse of government power! I hope they don't extort source from the Linux community.

  13. Re:Now who will complain about evil carriers in US on Ethiopia Criminalizes VoIP Services · · Score: 1

    "They might prohibit certain services altogether to prevent spread of lewdness, but they won't spy on you."

    Or say they won't...

  14. Re:WTF? on Ethiopia Criminalizes VoIP Services · · Score: 0

    Fapping to Dystopia is a morbid but popular pastime and reflex among many people.

    It's no substitute for thinking, and is like apocalyptic religious superstition in that respect.

    "Please feel free to STFU!"

    Indeed.

  15. Re:has no user-replaceable parts at all on Analyzing the New MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    "But people who are not geeks should have a better option than just throwing away a perfectly good device just because the culture says that this is acceptable."

    They do. They can give it to me or other geeks.

  16. Re:Ooooooook. on Antibody Cocktail Cures Monkeys of Ebola · · Score: 1

    "That's reasonable, but I exhort you to exercise caution to ensure you don't rustle your monkey's jimmies."

    I grew up watching Westerns, and the moral there is that rustlers were hung.

  17. Re:Make mycleanpc reference shit eating on Intel Dismisses 'x86 Tax', Sees No Future For ARM · · Score: 1

    Might as well add as many shock sites as convenient to the response.

    http://encyclopediadramatica.se/ has plenty of references.

    http://goatse.ru/ is a goatse mirror.

    When I pasted your content the links weren't highlighted as in your original post. Any idea why?

  18. Re:It might be pew pew along the lines of magazine on Intel Dismisses 'x86 Tax', Sees No Future For ARM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Lets fuck up his SEO game. If another slashdotters respond back to this troll with the following cut and pasted back all his potential customers will see 2 women eating shit and vomiting in each other's mouths. You all have my permission. Obviously not work safe ...

    In actuality this will fuck up the SEO from this scam artist who wrote MYCleanPC.com [2girls1cup.nl] and counters his slimy spamming advertising MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl].

    If everyone here on slashdot points to other disgusting sites for MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl], then people searching for malware virus removal with MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl] will have an awful surprise! :-)

    If goatse was still around I would have used that sigh.

  19. Re:I am a gigantic bootynude! on Intel Dismisses 'x86 Tax', Sees No Future For ARM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Two can play at this game.

    Lets fuck up his SEO game. If another slashdotters respond back to this troll with the following cut and pasted back all his potential customers will see 2 women eating shit and vomiting in each other's mouths. You all have my permission. Obviously not work safe ...

    In actuality this will fuck up the SEO from this scam artist who wrote MYCleanPC.com [2girls1cup.nl] and counters his slimy spamming advertising MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl].

    If everyone here on slashdot points to other disgusting sites for MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl], then people searching for malware virus removal with MyCleanPC [2girls1cup.nl] will have an awful surprise! :-)

    If goatse was still around I would have used that sigh."

  20. Re:Make mycleanpc reference shit eating on Intel Dismisses 'x86 Tax', Sees No Future For ARM · · Score: 1

    Sounds good. There's no point in chivalry.

  21. Re:Ebola as a Bioweapon on Antibody Cocktail Cures Monkeys of Ebola · · Score: 1

    The capability to protect against BW is similar to the capability required to weaponize it.

    Be careful how laws are written.

  22. Re:Ooooooook. on Antibody Cocktail Cures Monkeys of Ebola · · Score: 2, Funny

    "BTW mods; there is nothing wrong with the occasional question from our simian relatives."

    Questions from the subjects are prejudicial to good simian discipline.

    Order requires credible threat of force, so I spank my monkey constantly.

  23. Re:They removed transparency? on Windows 8 Pre RTM Metro UI Leaked · · Score: 1

    "an old 80s OS where everything consisted of solid bars with no shading or variation."

    That's not necessarily a step backward.

  24. Re:hideous, hideous, hideous on Windows 8 Pre RTM Metro UI Leaked · · Score: 1

    "its like seeing bill o'reilly naked"

    This thread is worthless without pics!

  25. Re:Intelligence not a factor? on Bank Robbing a Terrible Business, Statistically · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Intelligent bank robbers get government bailouts, and don't go to PMITA prison.

    Silly bank robbers use a mask and a gun, and have much worse outcomes.