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  1. Liter of ... on Killer Apartment Vs. Persistent Microwave Exposure? · · Score: 1

    "Liters is for Coke, not gas."

    You mean petro?

  2. Soviet Russia on Man Swallows USB Flash Drive Evidence · · Score: 1

    I had to read your sig 4 times to get the joke inside the joke inside the joke. Well played!

  3. Self-Reflexive on Steampunk Con Mixes In More Maker Fun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Ultimate Maker Convention is where all con-goers construct together the convention grounds themselves.

  4. Buy a second box on Modded Xbox Bans Prompt EFF Warning About Terms of Service · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you really, really, really care THAT DAMN MUCH about modding your XBox, you'd buy 2 -- one for online play on XBL, the other for souped-up media center purposes. Can't afford a second XBox? Then maybe modding and/or XBL isn't for you.

    A modded XBox increases the probability the end user has a cheat enabled to give you an unfair advantage in an online competitive game. I applaud any service that wants to preserve purity in a competitive arena. It's just like every major competitive sport having regulations over the specifications of all equipment used in all games.

  5. Global Dimming on CERN Physicist Warns About Uranium Shortage · · Score: 1

    Well, there IS global dimming. We're not going to run out, it just hurts the efficiency. I am confident the technological breakthroughs will outpace the rate of dimming. And if carbon pollution goes down at the same time, because of the abundance of a solar-intake infrastructure, the rate of dimming will decrease, too.

  6. Forced to use Bad API on If the Comments Are Ugly, the Code Is Ugly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I have a long comment explaining "magic", 99 times out of 100 it's because I'm being forced to interface with a bad API which THAT CODER didn't properly understand. Glaring errors in the documentation, unexpected outputs, unexpected hangups ... these are my duty to comment about. Of course I don't understand why the API is malfunctioning ... it's a BLACK BOX. My employer might be too much of a cheapskate to purchase product support to troubleshoot the API. Or the vendor might charge outrageous support fees for their mess ups. I cannot switch to a different API, because I do not have the authority to make that decision. My comments are self-defense when backed up against the wall. It does nothing to gauge my programming ability.

  7. Dirty D! on Clean Smells Promote Ethical Behavior · · Score: 1

    "I'm Dirty D, damnit! I just need to be diiiirty!"

  8. Personalized Ads on The Science of Irrational Decisions · · Score: 1

    Remember those personalized hologram ads in Minority Report? Now, if they know your SSN, they can personalize a "deal" for you at a price you might be more willing to pay for it.

  9. Oh No on Download Taxes As a Weapon Against File-Sharing · · Score: 1

    The whole tax evasion angle ... this is how they got AL CAPONE!

  10. Re:I guess on Mozilla Jetpack and the Battle For the Web · · Score: 1

    Nice try at FUD-making. We see right through you.

  11. Double Take on Asus Slaps Linux In the Face · · Score: 1

    I first read this as "Ass Slaps Nuts In the Face"

  12. Flapping Lanterns on Chemical "Infofuses" Communicate Without Electricity · · Score: 2, Funny

    One if by land, two if by sea

  13. Driver a Hummer on What Can I Do About Book Pirates? · · Score: 1

    According to FSM, as the world temperatures rise, the number of pirates go down.

    So drive a Hummer.

  14. Nexia on For Super-Tough Spider Silk, Just Add Titanium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nexia Biotechnology used to breed genetically modified goats that produce Golden Orb spider silk proteins in their milk glands. They would milk the goats like normal, sift the proteins out, and then mechanically spin the threads. They wanted to use it for medical sutures, bullet-proof vests, and stuff like that. They eventually wanted to genetically modify plants they could just grind up to get the proteins out of their leaves.

    Anyway, I lost $1000 investing in that company. Seems NANOTUBES could do everything the spider silk could do, only better, and possibly in even more applications.

  15. Don't Work on Air Force One Flyby Causes Brief Panic In NYC · · Score: 1

    Seriously, people, all they did was evacuate. So what? A few office buildings lost a day of work. Ooooh...scary! You're definitely overreacting to alleged overreacting.

  16. Xasers on World's First X-Ray Laser Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Didn't the earliest research into "lasers" involve microwave radiation, thus the first acronym being M.A.S.E.R, not L.A.S.E.R.? So shouldn't this be X.R.A.S.E.R or X.A.S.E.R.? I understand that X-Rays are still light, but not visible light. But if the differentiation between maser and laser existed, with laser solely belonging to visible light, I'd like to see this tradition upheld.

  17. Re:As an interviewer I agree on How Will Recent Financial Downturns Affect IT Jobs? · · Score: 1

    "If his attention to detail is that lax on something that is presumably important to him, imagine how lax it'll be on something that's important to you." It's fool's play to think that attention to the former has any predictive ability about the latter. It's like those recruiters who get all upset about putting salt on your food before you try it. They spout that same overplayed anecdote about the nuclear submarine captain who thought anyone who did that would most likely cause a nuclear meltdown because they didn't look at the readings first. Well, I'm fairly certain if a waitress informed me my behavior during a meal could have DIRECT consequences -- such an imminent death via high-doses of radiation or a violent explosion -- I really would have thought twice about touching any container, whether it held salt or any other seemingly mundane substance. However, in absence of such dire warnings, what I do when I eat helps predict -- wait for it -- how I will behave during subsequent meals. That's it.

  18. Re:This may sway me to an iPhone on Citrix To Bring Millions of Windows Apps To iPhone · · Score: 1

    My company also uses Citrix solely for remote desktop. No serving of applications.

  19. Re:Don't take freedom for granted on Wiretap Whistleblower, a Life in Limbo? · · Score: 1

    There's something fundamentally wrong with you if someone opines the threat of death is chilling and your reply is "Howso?"

  20. Re:I hope the perpetrators of this get crucified on "Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email · · Score: 1

    Well now politicians know how it feels. They get hard-ons thinking about all the warrantless raids and seizures they can do under the Patriot Act. They shake their heads and claim "Privacy? What Privacy? You actually expect to still have Privacy in this day and age?" But the minute someone turns the table and cracks their personal email accounts ... suddenly, OMG! YOU VIOLATED MY *PRIVACY* !!!

  21. Re:Correlation is not Causation on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 1

    You beat me to the punch!

  22. He Promoted Vista Before Its Release on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 1

    So Demetri Martin wasn't big enough of a comic, eh?

  23. BURN YOUR PUZZLES on Have Modern Gamers Lost the Patience For Puzzles? · · Score: 1

    GOOD RIDDANCE! I #$@*#&@# hate puzzles in my FPS!!! I want to blow things up, not chasedown colored access cards or have megarmor dangled in my face at the start of the mission, wondering how to get to it. There's a reason I didn't go very far in Half-Life 2, ya know.

  24. "The Internet Makes You Stupid" on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 1

    Something Awful called and it wants its tagline back.

  25. Re:wolfenstein unix on Gartner Sees Virtual Interaction as the Future of IT · · Score: 1

    Yes. It was either Doom or Doom II. Junior admins would be equipped with weaker weapons. More important processes were represented by tougher creatures.