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  1. Re:I don't think this will ever work on House of Commons Could Force Social Networks To Identify Trolls · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sorry, it only works if your trolling in real time.

  2. We're just being told this now... on FBI Used FedEx To Sneak Dotcom's Hard Drives Out of NZ · · Score: 1

    because it took an agent weeks to track down the package and pick it up from one of FEDEX's distribution centers in the boonies...
    ... just trolling because I've had to do that 3 times this in the last week with this guys.

  3. Re:Face Palm on Technicolor Takes Aim At Apple, Samsung, Others for Patent Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were too busy smoking cigarettes and taking naps to FIRE ZE' MISSILES...

  4. Re:Standing on the moon.. on GRAIL Probes Complete Primary Mission Ahead of Schedule · · Score: 1

    Think about this: Mt. Everest is roughly 5.5 miles high. These "high surface features" are a little short of 2x that height and the satellites will fly roughly one Mt. Everest over that (equivalent to the cruising altitude of a commercial airliner). Now imagine that you will have the good fortune of standing on that surface feature watching it fly by at roughly 36,000 km/h or roughly 50x faster than a commercial airliner.

  5. He was going to leave... on 19-Year-Old Squatted At AOL For 2 Months · · Score: 3, Funny

    but AOL kept giving him free hours...

  6. Didn't work for me... on Sound Increases the Efficiency of Boiling · · Score: 1

    I tried yelling "BOIL!!!" over and over at the pot I was using to boil an egg just now. Never happened. Wait... wasn't there also a study proving that a watched pot never boils?

  7. Oh come on... on NASA To Future Lunar Explorers: Don't Mess With Our Moon Stuff · · Score: 1

    Do we really have to start worrying about Space Pirates?

  8. Bots that can carry conversations? on Inside the 2012 Loebner Prize · · Score: 1

    /. has had users like this for years!

  9. Scientific Fleecing... on Location Selected For $1 Billion Ghost Town · · Score: 1

    It would be way cheaper to build Rock Ridge... and you get twice the comedy value for it!

  10. Re:Habla Espanol? on ESL — a CRT-Based Replacement For CFL Lights Without the Mercury · · Score: 1

    Because if you're Newt, English brings "enlightenment"

  11. No Problem... on Classic Nintendo Games Are NP-Hard · · Score: 1

    Because I'm NP-Awesome

  12. Re:obvious on Why Did It Take So Long To Invent the Wheel? · · Score: 1

    The wheel WAS invented several times over. But Big Logging saw it as a threat to their log-rolling business and made sure the technology never made it to market.

  13. Re:Futurama rocks! on Voting System Test Hack Elects Futurama's Bender To School Board · · Score: 1

    Wernstrom!

  14. Anonymous can't attack the Catholic Church... on Vatican Attack Provides Insight Into Anonymous · · Score: 1

    ...because God knows who they are; therefore, they aren't anonymous.

  15. I can't say this enough times... on Astronomers Estimate Milky Way May Have 100 Billion Alien Worlds · · Score: 1

    "I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
    -Calvin & Hobbes

  16. We know you like drones... on Drones Within a Drone Riding a Balloon · · Score: 1

    So we put drones inside your drone :-)

  17. Re:A simple test. . . on Vint Cerf On Human Rights: Internet Access Isn't On the List · · Score: 1

    A good way to look at it. For your consideration:
    A human right is something that is inherent to every human being. It has no value, but can't be bought with all the money in the world. It is something that we all have, but it is only through others that we are able to protect it.

  18. Ok... reading between the lines for you all... on Miyamoto Steps Down As Nintendo Game Design Head · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, Shiggy stepping down is a good thing and he will be missed. But I feel there is more to the story than this.
    The Japanese Video Game Industry has stagnated. All the real development cash cows are here in the United States.

    I think it is very important to point out that there is a strong possibility that Miyamoto stepping down is very likely him making an attempt to reinvent himself and, by extension, the JVGI.

    I really hope it works out. There hasn't really been an over-the-top, flashy game that was enjoyable to play since Zone of the Enders 2. As good as the games are that are made in the states, we focus too much on "realism". We still just don't have anything that mimics the flashy antics of Japanese design.

  19. Re:Pooping on Library of Congress To Receive Entire Twitter Archive · · Score: 1

    DAMMIT! Beat me to it...
    Uh.... fart?

  20. Let me whip out my soap box for ya... on Have Walled Gardens Killed the Personal Computer? · · Score: 1

    I work as a systems engineer for a federal contractor. I used to work a help desk. One thing is certain:
    I agree that a walled garden is NOT the right approach to the personal computer market (laptops, desktops)
    HOWEVER...
    I do realize the complexities of these IT assets. They can be complicated because of the poor support from both the user and the developer in the use of these assets. The work involved in supporting them for people like me makes sense because of their dollar value. That is not the case for a "smart" phone. There is nothing I hate more than having to "support" a phone's app because some loon billed out an app that a customer of mine wants to use only to find that the QC is amature at best.
    For all the things people have poo poo'ed on with the "Walled Garden" approach I feel like the QC is better. Not just because dumb developers have a harder time doing dumb things, but also because it makes it harder for dumb USERS to do dumb things with their smart phones.
    Futhermore:
    With the growing popularity of Droid, I fail to see how this article isn't anything more than FUD. Bottom line, you have 3 choices:
    1) Buy a Droid. Have the freedom of the market to go find your apps and assume the risk that they may cause problems with your phone because you (the casual smart phone user) can't tell legitimate, quality products from the bad stuff. But, hey, you can get *whatever* a developer can dream up for your device.
    2) Buy an iPhone. Enter the walled garden, never to leave again. You may not have ALL the options of the Droid, but that's OK (because you are the casual smart phone user). As said before: you like your phone because "it just works" and you don't even realize that it is engineered to prevent you from doing stupid things.
    3) Don't be smart. Go buy a flip phone or some string and a can because you (the casual phone user) are know you are only interested in the distractions a smart phone can provide. You are just as able to play Farmville and Angry Birds while you're supposed to be working anyway.
    So let's take this back to the "personal computer is dead" argument:
    The casual computer user is only interested in doing a few things in their digital life: social networking, email (assuming social network doesn't already cover this), and lite office productivity (finances, word processing, etc). Because their systems are so "open" relative to... say an iPhone... they are easily fooled into taking the bait on digital items that compromise the productivity of their computer (viruses, spam, etc) or the machine breaks because they did something stupid (yet again... casual user). The computer breaks and someone like me gets paid to fix it at a cost that sometimes matches the current value of the machine. That's a bad system because the only time it's worth it for such an effort is when there is when data needs to be preserved. In the mean time, productivity/enjoyment is lost.
    If I told any of my customers that they could buy a machine that does EXACTLY what they want it to do and be less prone to errors, they would raise their eyebrow at me. They'd ask for more info. The cost is less so the machine is now disposable, and now it is really hard to have errors because you can only install stuff that is in this walled garden. The only other question they'd ask is, "Will I be able to do [all the aforementioned stuff]?" I would say yes and they would immediately buy one for everyone they know because not everyone wants to be a Systems Engineer.
    For those of you who are "techies", great! There are more than enough of us to make sure that market perpetually exists. The market may look scary now, but that's only because it's still trying to work itself out.

  21. So the idea is... on China Wants Cyber Crisis Hotline · · Score: 2

    To have a hotline set up where the US can report to China that China is hacking the US?
    Wouldn't the Chinese already know this?... oh wait... the call center would be in India.

  22. Just one thing to worry about.. on A Floating Home For Tech Start-ups · · Score: 1

    Software Pirates :-)

  23. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth on High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon · · Score: 2

    Are you saying..."That's no moon"?

  24. Great.... on Designers Build 35-Foot Robot Snake · · Score: 2

    Now Robocop can take the lead roll in Snakes on a Plane: 2045
    I now have Robocop saying Samuel L. Jackson's lines

  25. Re:Hoverboard on Researchers Demonstrate Quantum Levitation · · Score: 1

    not till 2015
    Wait... that was the shoes