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  1. Re:Pseudonym Authority: Time for your medication n on Just Months After Jeopardy!, Watson Wows Doctors · · Score: 1

    To funny, I almost hit the floor on that one. So, almost ,rofl

  2. Re:slashvertisement on Security Service Accidentally Makes Websites 60% Faster · · Score: 2

    WFT = Who Fucketh Thee?

  3. Re:Who has time to play? on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    I agree, regularly working that much has to cut way into your beer drinking and pool shooing time.

  4. Re:its only the beginning on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Yeah jealous cause they couldn't balance one Meg of RAM.

  5. Re:its only the beginning on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Multiplayer and FPS games aint going no wheres. It's too much fun shooting and vanquishing your enemies. Even if they are only AIs.

  6. Re:Not limited to IT on How To Succeed In IT Without Really Trying · · Score: 1

    It was just an attempt at humor. I don't want you to kill yourself. Yes, been overworked and underpaid but not at the current job. Your post was very dark and it seemed like you were totally against the whole field.

    IT has been good to me, worked in it for a long time now and actually chose to do this. Did not fall into it by accident.

  7. Re:Not limited to IT on How To Succeed In IT Without Really Trying · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, I became a mercenary type IT guy many years ago. Get good at your trade then follow the money. Could not give one flying shit what I work on now. If it has a fricking wire hanging out of It I can probably fix it or learn how on my own. Now, you want to talk about fishing or hiking, I can get passionate. Work, nope, not anymore. Just pay the bills till I can retire.

    Do No, I Repeat Do Not try to get life satisfaction out of your job. Get that from your family, friends and hobbies.

    Money from the job, happiness from within.

  8. Re:Liebert tried this. on Using Flywheels to Meet Peak Power Grid Demands · · Score: 1

    Really? Cool. When and where? I would like to know more.

  9. Re:Not limited to IT on How To Succeed In IT Without Really Trying · · Score: 1

    Yep, same here. Sounds like my life except I got into hiking and boats. Love time in the deep woods, you know those places where most folks don't go. Saw rare orange salamanders during a long hike while it rained off and on all day. Told the park ranger and he said "No one ever sees those anymore, where were you again?".

    It's just a job. You just have to work with them you dont have to sign a mortgage or marry them. Just get through the day. Fix your shit and it'll run all night/week and they wont call. Train the users properly and your job can be a wonderful thing. They are just like the sheep and the puppies we all bitch about all the time. Realize the goldmine that this is and you will do well. They can be trained. If they ask for help and you dont help them they will yell. Yell at you, yell at your boss, yell at their boss. If you force them into the squeaky wheel role then you are not doing yourself a favor.

    Try this instead, fix everything, train everyone, be there as fast as possible with an apology and a nice little witty joke. Be nice and they'll appreciate it. Tell em stuff like, "Wow there is no way I could possible do your job". A little honey goes a long way with a worried, stressed out user.

    Anyway, nice post for an AC. Can't believe I just wronte a long reply to someone who will probably never get it. Damn AC posters. SlashDot.ARRRGH

  10. Re:Not limited to IT on How To Succeed In IT Without Really Trying · · Score: 1

    You should seriously consider slitting your wrists right now. If that is not the way you want to go I can loan you a shotgun. She's a beauty, Remington 870 Pump, camo sling, low mileage. Guaranteed to fire every time.

    Ok, just kidding, :) Really you may think about taking a multi vitamin and an extra B Vitamin everyday. Then get several nights of solid sleep. Take sleeping pills if you have to. This will help restore your serotonin balance. If that does not help and the suicidal thoughts continue seek medical help. Suicide is never the answer, homicide maybe.

    Click here for the Wiki Serotonin Article.

  11. Re:how they know on Palin Fans Deface Paul Revere Wikipedia Page · · Score: 1

    Have to agree with ya. I know it's just the old "man who" statistic but every fan of Palin I have ever seen or spoken to has pretty much been a knuckle-dragging DrudgeReport viewing racist. Troll Mode Off.

  12. Re:Target on Inside the DOJ's Domain Name Graveyard · · Score: 1

    Well, if they do attack the feds they might get branded as terrorists. Then the US will have to fund a war on someone, somewhere. Then some subset of the Anonymous crowd gets a missile down the ol smokestack. So, they probably wont openly attach fed sites.

  13. Re:Ignorance of net neutrality on Inside the DOJ's Domain Name Graveyard · · Score: 1

    Different how? You can get dead from all 3.

  14. Re:Calm Down, It's Only Group 2B on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, hate to say it but my Bro rented a house south of Orlando for a couple of years. They had several acres of land with about 10 citrus trees. We used to play baseball with them just to break them up a bit and spread them out. Lots of fruit sitting in a pile makes an awful smell. The trees had gone bad and would not produce edible fruit anymore.

  15. Liebert tried this. on Using Flywheels to Meet Peak Power Grid Demands · · Score: 2

    Liebert made one of these for server room UPSs. We never got one although the salesman tried to get us to buy it. The thought of that wheel sitting in the next room and spinning that fast spooked me. I am not religious but there is no need to constantly tempt fate by working next to that kind of energy day in and day out. I guess it is a good way to store energy but I really dont want one in my backyard, basement or server room. Let's see the explanation for that disaster. Well, we made it through the hurricane and the earthquakes and, nope, the fire did not take us out. However, when that damn flywheel got out of balance due to cheap magnets in the bearings.... Damn thing took out half the rack before going through the roof and into the cafeteria. Just saying, I like fire but I dont carry an incendiary grenade in my back pocket.

  16. Re:What are the odds on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    Money magarity, it's all about the money. The more you got the better treatment you can buy for yourself. Steve gots the bank to get Dr.s to come see him. Or build his own cancer center. Or buy/fund one of the ones already in existence. If the whole place is focusing on you you will get better treatment.

  17. Re:What are the odds on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    Come on, if you're going to start throwing zingers like this around at least use a login name. Hysteric Jackass, good one, ;)

  18. Re:What are the odds on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    Rich kids with time on their hands?

  19. Re:What are the odds on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    Thank You. We use both MS and Apple products. They are tools people, just like a hammer or a screwdriver. If ya dont like one brand or if it does not do the job, use a different one. I wish these anonymous cowards would find something else to do. Or post using a name so we could mod them down.

  20. Re:You don't understand what CS is on Ask Slashdot: Good Homeschool Curriculum For CS?? · · Score: 1

    Good post, I whole heartedly agree AND you must be new here.

    Timothy, go to your local community college and take the first few computer classes they offer. Then, if you are liking it go from there. Good luck Kid. :)

  21. Re:Calm Down, It's Only Group 2B on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    Like gloves or a hat? So, no more tinfoil hats? We should all be wearing lead instead?

  22. Re:Calm Down, It's Only Group 2B on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    Not at all. They are kind of yellowish with green and black splotches. No one will buy them if they dont all have that uniform orange color. Take a drive down to FL and look at the oranges destined for the squisher plant. They dont waste time or money dyeing those oranges orange. Or you can ask just about anyone for a real orange. Everyone has a citrus tree or three in their yard down there. You dont even have to ask, getting rid of citrus is difficult in FL. Just find the working class side of town, wait till dark and creep into the backyard. Pick all the fruit you want and sneak back to your car.

  23. Re:Calm Down, It's Only Group 2B on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    Technically, I am radioactive. You might go so far as to say that our very existence is due to radioactivity. We are all children of the background radiation of the Universe. We should probably be worshiping the Sun or at least one of the more radioactive isotopes. Yes, some of the individuals will get cancer along the way. Wont change the outcome for the species. Sheesh, all these pesky humans worrying about their survival rates in a zero sum game. We should focus on the real important things like grilling the best ribs possible and getting the beer down to the proper temperature before consuming it.

  24. Re:Humans didn't evolve from the monkey after all. on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    Quit talking to yourself :) Baboons? You give them to much credit. I thought it was funny.

  25. Re:Call me... on Pentagon Says Cyberattacks Can Count As Act of War · · Score: 1

    We used to have unsecured USB ports until my friend the electrician hooked them all up to the 220 Volt outlet. Now we just have quick-fried would be hackers.