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  1. Re:Follow the money on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    "I'm a complete fucking mong, ignore me or I'll actually make you stupid"

    - FTFY.

  2. Re:This is bunkum! on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Global Warming alarmists told us: NYCity would be under water now along with most of the California coast! They told Us in 2009 the world would run out of food and billions would die.

    Cite this

  3. Re:It's called... on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    When you don't like the conclusions of science, just put 'science' in quote marks! Cognitive dissonance gone, just like that! They're not scientists, they're priests! Yay!

  4. Re:I'm old on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, nobody here believes this stuff. On account of how they don't want to.

  5. Re:As an *actual* oceanographer on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Credibility isn't something you instinctively understand, is it?

  6. Re:trumpecology on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    That's enough for about 97% of slashdot.

  7. Re:This is just an SJW conspiracy on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    It was a program designed to literally bankrupt the west. Sounds like a Chinese conspiracy to me.

    May your little unreality bubble never pop, dear dopey cunt.

  8. Re:Apple does NOT advertise it as a Laptop. on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Paragraphs, who needs 'em?

  9. Re:where is the love? on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Ooops, you posted and now everybody knows you're stupid.

  10. Re:I don't read verge or engadget, and this is why on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'm going to read Slashdot anymore either if the best it can produce is links to other people's rants. The only reason I'm here right now is because "slashdot.com" is one of the muscle memory URLs my hands type unconsciously when I'm trying to remember something else. Goodbye slashdot. See you the next time I have a brain fart.

    Nobody cares. Bye.

  11. Re:Perhaps because on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Apple isn't marketing it as just a tablet (and the iPads are fine tablets, I'm happy with mine), they're marketing it as a laptop/laptop replacement. It's only fair then to hold it to the same standard as its competitors in that same space. If you're going to say it can replace my mobile workstation you better make sure your keyboard is up to snuff.

    Read the reviews of the Surface keyboard. It sucks balls.

    The utter pointlessness of paying attention to anyone as one-eyed as yourself is surely not fucking lost on you?

    I mean, you would quite literally say that, wouldn't you?

    I have one for work. It's a nice keyboard. I don't particularly care one way or the other, because I'm grown up enough not to tie my personal happiness to the perception of a brand that doesn't give a fuck about me either way.

  12. Re:oh lord it leads to a twitter page on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    I want the ports of the Macbook Pro, but I want a physical escape key like the Macbook.

    I already knew they had the courage to get rid of most of the USB ports. But the ESC key? LOL.

  13. Re:oh lord it leads to a twitter page on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    Must be weird to feel personal affront and hurt at a negative product review for a company you own no stake in. Sad, and weird.

  14. Re:The non-user base is shrinking... on Facebook Crosses 2 Billion Monthly Users (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    None of the kids in my son's school (grade 6-8) use facebook. They all have smartphones and they all use snapchat. But even ask them about facebook and that's "old people stuff".

    I hope that's true. Of the current crop of shitty companies with too much influence in the world, the one I'd love to see crash and burn is facebook.

  15. Re:Happy that I am NOT among the crowd... on Facebook Crosses 2 Billion Monthly Users (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    No, they don't get banned. Quite the reverse.

  16. Re:Really? on Facebook Crosses 2 Billion Monthly Users (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Never had an account on FB...never will.

    Your medal's in the mail.

  17. Re:Sounds scary on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for sharing your dumb opinion. It's special just like you.

  18. Re:"contradictory results related to the ocean hea on New Study Confirms the Oceans Are Warming Rapidly (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    Climate change skepticism, creationism, anti-vax, anti-GMO, HIV denialists. All different aspects of the same kind of stupidity. History will judge your ilk harshly, and rightly so. You're a bunch of fucking dickheads.

  19. Re:Don't times change? on August Solar Eclipse Could Disrupt Roads and Cellular Networks · · Score: 2

    Times sure do change; Turkey was almost a free country back then.

  20. Re: So what on August Solar Eclipse Could Disrupt Roads and Cellular Networks · · Score: 0

    This is why net neutrality is bad. Cellular networks should be able to give a lower priority to people traveling to view the solar eclipse. Using QoS would ensure that the influx of traffic wouldn't prevent essential services from being cut off. However, cellular providers don't have the ability to do this because of net neutrality. This is precisely why net neutrality needs to be abolished.

    A troll like this has more chance in its own thread. Sorry for outing you.

    By the way, when you were typing, you might have noticed a little red squiggly line under 'traveling'. That's because you spelled it wrong.

  21. Re: Nice headline on August Solar Eclipse Could Disrupt Roads and Cellular Networks · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your contribution. You can wipe the rabid spit from your chin now. Calm down buddy.

  22. Re:do you want to play a game? on Britain's Newest Warship Runs Windows XP, Raising Cyber Attack Fears (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I'll take France, who else on that list is even bothering to target them?

    The Brits. All their problems are Europe's fault.

  23. Re:Education system that educates, perhaps? on Why So Many Top Hackers Come From Russia (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Russians aren't wasting time trying to figure out what bathroom a student should be allowed to use or letting some precious snowflake change the language because he doesn't like to be called "he"?

    Ethics go great with gaming journalism, don't they? SJW SJW!!!

    The Russian education system does what Dear Leader Putin says to the letter, just like every other cowardly agency in the glorious Russian Kleptocracy that Trump is so fond of.

  24. Re:Hackers in Russian media on Why So Many Top Hackers Come From Russia (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 0

    The anti-intellectual slant in the US is much stronger now than compared to the 60s for example. It'll bite them on the ass in the end when most of the rest of the world is technologically a decade or two ahead.

    Look how few USians believe in evolution or climate change. Yes, I equate the two, because they are both disbelieved by fucking morons.

  25. Re:Hackers in Russian media on Why So Many Top Hackers Come From Russia (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    In the USA we coddle the idiots and the stupids.

    You coddle a handful of them. You put them in charge or stick them on the Kardashians and worship them like demi-gods.

    Actual people with educational difficulties who would improve with the correct kind of care? Nah. You do fuck all with those except give them a red hat and tell them to vote.