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  1. Re:Jelly Doughnut? on Mystery Rock 'Appears' In Front of Mars Rover · · Score: 1

    A jelly doughnut? And how did it get there?

  2. Re:The next logical step ? on DNA Detectives Count Thousands of Fish Using a Glass of Water · · Score: 2

    “I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

      W.C. Fields

    Also:

    "I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."

    "Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."

  3. Re:Under 40 on Polar Vortex Sends Life-Threatening Freeze To US · · Score: 1

    It gets below absolute zero on Star Trek TNG on occasion. Lots of vortexes too. Vortexi?

  4. First you need to split up larger asteroids. The most effective strategy is to position your ship in a corner.

  5. Re:And your predictions? on Isaac Asimov's 50-Year-Old Prediction For 2014 Is Viral and Wrong · · Score: 1

    The sexbot's name? Mr. Prostitute.

    Movie ref by any chance? Haven't seen that one in a while. "Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead!"

  6. Re:Link to Asimov's actual article on Isaac Asimov's 50-Year-Old Prediction For 2014 Is Viral and Wrong · · Score: 1

    "Dupes" kinda sounds like a temporal law enforcement department in an old Lester Del Ray short story.

  7. Re:I didn't meet myself yet on Searching the Internet For Evidence of Time Travelers · · Score: 1

    Oh great, so now we're going to accept dating advice from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandfather?

  8. Re:Frogs on France's 'Culture Tax' Could Hit YouTube and Facebook · · Score: 1

    Robert Rapier's a pretty solid researcher in energy matters, and not the type to whitewash topics like these, which got him branded as a shill for Big Oil (he's ex Conoco-Phillips) when he began writing about peak oil. On that particular subject he's been really on the money - he envisioned what he termed "Peak Lite" back in 2006, which means no actual decline in overall supply but little in the way of actual gains and persistent high prices, which is what has actually transpired in the intervening years. This won him no favors with types who latched on to the whole peak oil subject as a pretext for imminent collapse of civilization, of course.

  9. Re:Frogs on France's 'Culture Tax' Could Hit YouTube and Facebook · · Score: 1
  10. "basic work processor" on Interview: Bruce Sterling Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Probably a typo, but just as readily sounds like one of his coinages.

    I often think back to an interview or article where, in re: Schismatrix, Bruce said he was no longer bothering to set stories in outer space, as, contrary to most people's expectations, you could conjure up just as weird or weirder scenarios in a place like Chattanooga, Tennessee.

  11. Re:Runs on hot air on Life-Sized, Drivable 500,000 Piece Lego Car Runs On Air · · Score: 0

    My guess is it's a bumpy ride.

  12. Re:We're all the same... on Genome of Neandertals Reveals Inbreeding · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Never again on Unreleased 1963 Beatles Tracks On Sale To Preserve Copyright · · Score: 1

    Myself, I've long since moved past the originals and prefer to listen to Lennon/McCartney's work as performed by dogs.

  14. Re:What if windshield has a minor crack on Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech · · Score: 2

    Watch your blind spot, Maverick!

  15. Re: They have the money to do this on Chinese Lunar Probe Lands Successfully · · Score: 1

    In the meantime, our generation gave birth to personal computers and cell phones, so it's not a total loss, but there never was another OMFG moment like the Moon walk.

    FTFY

  16. Re:Millions of years of life-supporting conditions on Life Could Have Evolved 15 Million Years After the Big Bang, Says Cosmologist · · Score: 2

    How could humanoids remain a dominant configuration through billions of years of evolution as depicted in TNG? Seems like various forms would have plenty of time to develop multiple eyeballs etc. Humans are unique among primates in our upright stance, as opposed to the quadrupedal gait found in other primates. Was that supposed to have been baked into the cake in the TNG universe too, or was it considered an inevitable part of developing sapience?

    I always thought Ursula LeGuin's Hainish Universe was a more sensible/plausible premise, where one species seeds itself throughout the local area of the galaxy in various ways in the past few million years - combining its DNA with that of local primates on Earth, for instance, thus humanity's aggressive streak as compared with other intelligent species.

  17. Re:Huh? on Why People Are So Bad At Picking Passwords · · Score: 1

    "How big is your dick?
    Oh, about 4 inches.
    Ha ha ha, doesn't it bother you that it's so small?
    Why should it? If it were any wider I couldn't get it inside."

  18. Re:Bullseye! on Research Suggests One To Three Men Fathered Most Western Europeans · · Score: 1

    Shem, I have taken a woman. Inform the men.

  19. Re:Details of the patent on Google Wants To Write Your Social Media Responses For You · · Score: 1

    Whatever Google cooks up has to be better conversation than what you get from the typical chat bot.

  20. Won't someone think of the kestrels? on Company Wants To Put Power Plants In the Sky · · Score: 1

    Raptors with jetpacks, no less:

    "At 50,000 ft (15,000 m) there is very little air traffic and biodiversity, unless you go over the Himalayas," company director Michael Burdett tells Gizmag. "Implementing a system in these conditions will not obstruct any existing systems."

    Uh, yeah. I'm thinking about the only organisms you're going to bump into at 50k feet would be Need For Speed skydivers like that Baumgartner dude.

  21. Does the T-800 qualify? on The Art of Apple, In Pictures · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Insurance coverage? on Bionic Eye Implant Available In US Next Month · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot UID 1241138, a man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology to build the world's first bionic man, better, faster, stronger, able to understand the previous generation's pop culture references.

  23. Re:Saw a movie about this. on Tremors Mean Antarctic Volcanism May Be Heating Up · · Score: 1

    Cripes that's obscure. Says the author was considered insane by his colleagues...what are we up to here, 8 different fiction references? So here's a few more: Dinosaur Central: The Lost Worlds of Dinosaurs - Earth's interior

  24. Re:Just like the bristlecone pines on Clam That Was Killed Determining Its Age Was Over 100 Years Older Than Estimated · · Score: 1

    There's a whole bunch of Clonal plant colonies of great age.

  25. Re:The Movie is already out. on Atlanta Man Shatters Coast-to-Coast Driving Record, Averaging 98MPH · · Score: 1

    Roger Zelazny wrote a novella about hauling ass cross country too. Dunno about its film adaptation. Did read somewhere it was supposed to be the blockbuster SF flick of 1977.