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Polar Vortex Sends Life-Threatening Freeze To US

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Reuters reports that the Midwestern United States is shivering through the region's lowest temperatures in twenty years as forecasters warn that life-threatening cold is heading eastward as a polar vortex of freezing Arctic weather sweeps across the United States. 'The coldest temperatures in almost two decades will spread into the northern and central U.S. today behind an arctic cold front,' says the National Weather Service. 'Combined with gusty winds, these temperatures will result in life-threatening wind chill values as low as 60 degrees below zero (Fahrenheit/minus 51 degrees Celsius).' The coldest temperature reported in the lower 48 states on Sunday was minus 40 F (-40 C) in the towns of Babbitt and Embarrass, Minnesota. Meteorologists warn that the wind-chill factor could make it feel twice as cold, causing frostbite to exposed parts of the body within minutes. Eleven people have already died in weather-related incidents in the past week, including a 71-year-old woman with Alzheimer's who wandered from her home in upstate New York and was found frozen to death only 100m away. Polar vortexes occur seasonally at the North Pole, and their formation resembles that of hurricanes in more tropical regions: fast-moving winds build up around a calm center. Unlike a hurricane, these are frigid polar winds, circling the Arctic at more than 100 miles per hour. The spinning winds typically trap this cold air in the Arctic. But the problem comes when the polar vortex weakens or splits apart, essentially flinging these cold wind patterns out of the Arctic and into our backyards. 'All the ingredients are there for a near-record or historic cold outbreak,' says meteorologist Ryan Maue. 'If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuff before.'"

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  1. Threatning the midwest! by MonkeyDancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG! We're all going to die!

    1. Re:Threatning the midwest! by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah...it's that it's "heading eastward" (e.g., to New York, etc.) that "makes it news."

      Thanks SlashDot - where else could I get the weather report?

    2. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks SlashDot - where else could I get the weather report?

      You could try bonk.com. Although I prefer to stick with this

    3. Re:Threatning the midwest! by The+Rizz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks SlashDot - where else could I get the weather report?

      I'm pretty sure iTunes has most/all of their discography.

    4. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you worry. Our vast arsenals of weapons of mass destruction work in subzero weather. Why don't you lean out your window and give us the finger so we can see who to thank for your sincere sentiments?

    5. Re:Threatning the midwest! by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, we're just going to use even more natural resources to say warm.

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    6. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure iTunes has most/all of their discography.

      You can get the News, too!

    7. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Phreakiture · · Score: 5, Informative

      OMG! We're all going to die!

      Well, eventually, yes . . . but most of us not today.

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    8. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, with the weather we have right now, that's a serious danger for those who are stuck outside. Out here around Cincinnati, we've currently got temperatures of -3F, and wind chill of -24F.

    9. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US nuclear weapons program cost around $8.66 trillion (in current dollars).

      Wonder if the money could have been better spent: http://www.cnbc.com/id/101214258

    10. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      With no Washington bullets what else could he do?

      'N' if you can find a Afghan rebel
      That the Moscow bullets missed
      Ask him what he thinks of voting Communist... ...Ask the Dalai Lama in the hills of Tibet,
      How many monks did the Chinese get?
      In a war-torn swamp stop any mercenary,
      'N' check the British bullets in his armoury
      Que?
      Sandinista!

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      Never been known to fail..."
    11. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      Don't you worry. Our vast arsenals of weapons of mass destruction work in subzero weather. Why don't you lean out your window and give us the finger so we can see who to thank for your sincere sentiments?

      So much for freedom of speech...

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      Stephan

    12. Re:Threatning the midwest! by cyn1c77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, we're just going to use even more natural resources to say warm.

      A true environmentalist would freeze to death to save the environment.

    13. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, we're just going to use even more natural resources to say warm.

      If only there were some way to harness all the hot air generated on the weather/climate debate.

    14. Re:Threatning the midwest! by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live in Minnesota, and instead I'm cheering the cold: Yay, all the damn insects that hitched rides up here on trucks from the south are dying!

      (While I'm very serious about freezing those pests to death, I'm glad the local homeless shelters have added capacity for this incident. I like bug suffering, but not people suffering.)

      --
      John
    15. Re:Threatning the midwest! by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

      You mean like how people in the Northern Hemisphere have done for eons?

      In the short term, yes we'll use more resources, but I know I won't be the only one looking to increase heating efficiency. In my case, better weather stripping, adding insulation in some spots.

    16. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much for freedom of speech...

      Then by your own logic, you must consider yourself to be infringing on my freedom of speech.

      Protip, freedom of speech doesn't just exist for things you agree with, it also exists for things you don't. For you, it's my post. For me, it's your post. But unlike you, I would never imply that your post somehow infringes on my freedom of speech. At most, I'll throw your own faulty logic back at you.

    17. Re:Threatning the midwest! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Come on, lets not tempt fate like that! If made for TV movies have taught me anything, one of those nuclear silos out in the middle of nowhere has a circuit which has frozen somehow, and the nuke is just waiting for someone to say something to make it really ironic when it launches.

    18. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Nothing about that threatens freedom of speech. Now, as to the consequences of such speech, different story.

      But no worries, we've identified your IP, and will be sending greetings via Predator in 3. . .2. . . .1. . ..

    19. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Zordak · · Score: 1

      You must have missed the five-day forecast.

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    20. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Zordak · · Score: 2

      I like bug suffering, but not people suffering

      This is my new motto.

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      Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number e.
    21. Re:Threatning the midwest! by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      http://vhemt.org/

      "Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense."

    22. Re:Threatning the midwest! by bunratty · · Score: 1

      True environmentalists would insulate their houses and use efficient heating to keep comfortable and reduce their energy bills. Reducing carbon dioxide emissions does not mean that we suffer.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    23. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that way you are saved from putting your money where your mouth is and inviting any of them to stay with you

    24. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like bug suffering, but not people suffering.

      Well said, citizen. The Federal Network would like to remind viewers that February will be "Kill a Bug Month." Join in, and do your part. Also, remember that Service Guarantees Citizenship.

      Would you like to know more?

    25. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US nuclear weapons program cost around $8.66 trillion (in current dollars).

      Wonder if the money could have been better spent: http://www.cnbc.com/id/101214258

      Hmm, let's make a list.
      spending on nuclear weapons
      pro: we have a lot of nukes.
      con: nukes costs a lot of money

      spending on infrastructure
      pro: our bridges get a new coat of paint
      con: they wouldn't be _our_ bridges anymore

    26. Re:Threatning the midwest! by operagost · · Score: 1

      There are no resource shortages-- just logistics issues.

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    27. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'voluntarily.' That's my excuse.

    28. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're consuming lime stone in quantities measured in integer values of cubic kilometers per year just to maintain fertile farm lands. How long do you think that will last?

    29. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I was -24f today without windchill.

    30. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      A really, really, really friggin' long time. Bad example of a scare tactic. Anyone looking up the depths of limestone deposits and areas covered in the US and doing a modicum of math would know this.

    31. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah we'll just migrate to the United States of Mexico injun style.

    32. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why we still have such large variation in weather.

    33. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah...it's that it's "heading eastward" (e.g., to New York, etc.) that "makes it news."

      Thanks SlashDot - where else could I get the weather report?

      Rated Funny, should be "Insightful".
      I live in Montana. This particular storm brought low temps of -5 (F) to my house. For one day. The last storm a few weeks ago gave us a solid week below zero for the high temp, the coldest point was -20 (F). But I guess because this storm is centered more on the Great Lakes it's suddenly The End Of The World.

    34. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very good news for the Central Mountain States that have been dealing with pine tree beetles. Only a prolonged cold snap kills them (-20 F for a week). The US Forest Department has been unable to treat the trees because the infestation is the size of CO. There are entire forests that are nothing but standing dead trees due to there not being a bug killing winter for decades.

    35. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that they seem to have prevented or at least forestalled WWIII, I'd say that's a bargain.

    36. Re:Threatning the midwest! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Adopt advanced homebuilding standards along the lines of Passivhaus is long overdue and can minimize both heating & cooling requirements

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    37. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

    38. Re: Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This life-changing speech should give you some sympathy for the less fortunate bugs around us:
      http://www.oocities.org/hoggiem/takeoff.html

      (sorry, can't make clickable)

    39. Re:Threatning the midwest! by DeVilla · · Score: 1
    40. Re: Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insects do not freeze to death silly. The just slow down and sleep. Maybe if the freeze lasts long enough for them to get covered in ice, yeah they'll drown and die.

    41. Re:Threatning the midwest! by antdude · · Score: 1

      "How wude." :(

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    42. Re: Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant analysis.

    43. Re: Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha nice psycho reference

    44. Re:Threatning the midwest! by MooseMiester · · Score: 1
      Time Magazine, 1974:

      Scientists have found other indications of global cooling. For one thing there has been a noticeable expansion of the great belt of dry, high-altitude polar winds —the so-called circumpolar vortex—that sweep from west to east around the top and bottom of the world.

      This was proof that the next ice age was coming.

      Time Magazine, 2014:

      But not only does the cold spell not disprove climate change, it may well be that global warming could be making the occasional bout of extreme cold weather in the U.S. even more likely. Right now much of the U.S. is in the grip of a polar vortex, which is pretty much what it sounds like: a whirlwind of extremely cold, extremely dense air that forms near the poles.

      Please send me $1,000 soon to fight this growing crisis, I promise it will be used to ask other people for more money to fight this urgent cause. Don't delay, the future survival of the planet depends on you!

      You can't make this stuff up. To the incessant flamers who attack every post I make on this subject, accusing me of all kinds of horrible crimes and behavior, and wanting to argue please, don't...

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    45. Re: Threatning the midwest! by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      âoeBut first, letâ(TM)s check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow!â â" Kent Brockman

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    46. Re: Threatning the midwest! by gzuckier · · Score: 2

      Not really. We get recycled like all the other things that die. The great extinctions which occur periodically are, by definition, natural; we're just the current meteor impact substitute. As far as climate change, for the majority of the earth's existence it had more CO2 and was hotter and more humid, until the plants pulled all that carbon out of the air and buried it. So, the current climate is a metastable cooler one, and in addition all that carbon represents a big potential energy. So at some point, the metastable state is going to go back to the real stable state; the potential energy is going to be expended; the evolutionary niche represented by that energy will be exploited by some living critter. And having thus outlived its niche and changed its environment in ways to which it is not optimally adapted, that species will, if not become extinct, at least lose its dominant position. So, that's our natural process, and there's nothing unnatural about it, and no reason nature would be better off if we suicided early. We are just another evolutionary process, another agent of entropy, another event in the long working out of the big bang on its way to the heat death. There is no value system.
      The irony comes in the fact that our elimination would serve the purpose of preserving current conditions, to which we are adapted and therefore find pleasant; but we won't be here to enjoy it so there'd be no good/bad after all. Well, nobody ever said that intelligence was a survival trait. They did? Well relying on that just proves that it isn't.

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    47. Re: Threatning the midwest! by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      It's still early.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    48. Re: Threatning the midwest! by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "One day to go before I retire!"

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    49. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sky is Falling.....The Sky is Falling....

    50. Re:Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A smart one would burn a gigatonne of carbon moving to Rio so he can live to pester the other 7B monkeys another day.

    51. Re: Threatning the midwest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of "climate CHANGE" you turgid fat fuck refuse to understand?

  2. Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Under 40, live in Minnesota...seen it before.

    Sensational hype. Thank god for global warming.

    1. Re:Under 40 by Virtucon · · Score: 0

      Agreed, we had a polar snap in Nevada back in 1990 on XMAS eve. It didn't get much above zero for over a week after it hit.

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    2. Re:Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it didn't get much above zero? Did it get much below zero? Like FORTY DEGREES BELOW zero? Because that's what this fucking story is about.

    3. Re:Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      40 below, yeah. But is that Celsius or Fahrenheit?

    4. Re: Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Mostly irrelevant. The scales converge briefly around -44.

    5. Re:Under 40 by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kelvin.

      So we're all well and truly fucked.

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    6. Re: Under 40 by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, C and F converge right at -40. That convergence is the cause of the whooshing sound you heard when replying to the previous poster.

    7. Re:Under 40 by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Nither, it was Kelvin.

      So cold that not only did atomic motion stop, it reversed.

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    8. Re:Under 40 by JustOK · · Score: 2

      First one, then the other.

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    9. Re:Under 40 by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Looked at a map recently? Getting to 0'F in Nevada is pretty significant, for most of the state. Kentucky's the same latitude, and I've seen Kentucky shut down for 1" of snow -- they just don't have the necessary equipment to clear the snow/ice from the roads, because they usually don't get it.

      Similarly, -40'C is business as usual for the January freeze in this part of Canada (and northern parts of the US). I wore a 2nd scarf last week as I went about my usual business. In parts of the States, however, -40'C is apocalyptic.

    10. Re:Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in eastern South Dakota -40 is definitely cold. Schools usually close around -20F (which it is now) but most will go to work. We have seen week(s) at these temps before so this isn't newsworthy but for other areas this kind of a pattern certainly is. This winter is interesting in that we already got our January cold spell in December. I had fun saying "Winter is coming" in November a few too many times.

    11. Re:Under 40 by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Global warming doesn't mean it will get any warmer where you are...it could get colder instead.

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    12. Re:Under 40 by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      What part of the word "global" do you not understand?

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    13. Re:Under 40 by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's people like you who don't understand that the global warming means the globe warming *on average* that lead to the use of the term "climate change"...which you then see as a cop-out.

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    14. Re:Under 40 by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      What's missing is the word "average." Local temperatures don't matter if the global average is increasing.

      You don't pass a class if you get one "A" and the rest are "F's" Your *average* needs to be above a "C."

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      - Charles Darwin
    15. Re: Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the wooshing make it colder?

    16. Re:Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First one, then the other! (Futurama quote)

    17. Re:Under 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was gonna mod this up since it was funny but it lost it's humor factor quickly being written in Courier. I don't care if you have a 6 digit UID, learn to post like normal people or GTFO.

    18. Re:Under 40 by JustOK · · Score: 1

      but comic sans isn't an option

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    19. Re:Under 40 by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Futurama?

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    20. Re:Under 40 by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      yes

    21. Re:Under 40 by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      It gets below absolute zero on Star Trek TNG on occasion. Lots of vortexes too. Vortexi?

  3. Painful cold by riis138 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a resident of Michigan, I can concur that this is the worst weather I have ever seen in my life. I am under 40, but I seem to remember getting hit by something similar back in the mid 90s. I am one of 10 people in the I.T. department at work that made it in today. Considering we have a staff of around 150 people, that's a lot of folks stuck in their homes.

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    1. Re:Painful cold by jeffmeden · · Score: 2

      As a resident of Michigan, I can concur that this is the worst weather I have ever seen in my life. I am under 40, but I seem to remember getting hit by something similar back in the mid 90s. I am one of 10 people in the I.T. department at work that made it in today. Considering we have a staff of around 150 people, that's a lot of folks stuck in their homes.

      And you dont even have the worst of it. Michigan was protected nicely by warm air coming off Lake Michigan; it was more than 10F colder in Indiana than it was in Michigan this morning.

    2. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or skipping work because they're babies.

    3. Re:Painful cold by platypusfriend · · Score: 1

      Why, you must be referring to the "North American Blizzard of 1999"! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_blizzard_of_1999

    4. Re:Painful cold by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, here in NE Ohio we're expecting lows about the same as we saw in 1994, while this is an unusual cold pattern it's not like it's unprecedented.

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    5. Re:Painful cold by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      Another Michigander (Michiganian?) here. Only one guy decided to brave his way into the office this morning. The rest of us were smart enough to fire up our remote terminal connections over our company VPN and work from home. I was all set to at least attempt the trip in, but the 4 foot snow pile at the end of my driveway said otherwise.

    6. Re:Painful cold by captbob2002 · · Score: 1

      That nice warm air that is laden with moisture from Lake Michigan which has been releasing that burden of moisture all over the place on the state of Michigan? That warm air?

    7. Re:Painful cold by dugancent · · Score: 1

      I lived in southern Indiana in 1994 when it dropped to -30F. It's going to be -10 this time.

      So yes, I'm under 40 and I've seen it before.

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    8. Re:Painful cold by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Course, you guys often have it worst over there, but, in Boston today it was quite the opposite.
      In fact, last I checked it was almost 60 F outside. This morning, the foot of snow we got a few days ago was melting so fast you could actually see the water vapor coming off the piles of snow, it was enough to make it the foggiest commute I have had in what seems like a decade.

      Looking at the forcast, we are expecting this snap to hit us and bring it down to 16 tonight. That is one hell of a temp drop!
       

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    9. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time, that is true. With the recent cold weather, the Great Lakes have completly frozen over. It rarely happens, but when it does Michigan no longer gets the warm air off of Lake Michigan. Also, when the Great Lakes do not freeze over, that same warm air that makes the temperatures warmer is also moist air. This causes a lot of lake effect snow. If you want to know more about lake effect snow, check out Buffalo, New York!

    10. Re:Painful cold by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Peh. I live in Southern Ontario, every year we get parts of the province hammered by snowfall. Usually in traditional snowbelt areas, occasionally outside of snowbelt areas like London, where they got 18' over a two day period. Luckily it was windy enough that most of it only stuck around where the winds couldn't get to it. And of course we've had ice storms, and really bad ice storms. There's also the 4' snowfall back in the 80's the shut down the entire southern part of the province.

      And cold weather? Yeah I'm under 40, and can remember it being even colder than they're predicting it to be. Hell, I was out in Alberta 3 weeks ago and it hit -52C with the windchill, and that isn't outside the norm for that area either...though the flappy headed AGW sure tried to make it so.

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    11. Re:Painful cold by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      As a lifelong resident of Michigan, this is actually a normal winter. It is not bad, it is not "The worst" , it's a medium winter. I remember when Lake michigan was frozen past the visible horizon, I remember when we had 2 feet of snow in early November and so much snow you had 5 foot tall snowbanks in milder places like Grand Rapids.

      You think this is the "worst ever" I laugh heartily at that. Please move to Houghton,MI or along the lake shore of Lake Michigan from Grand Haven northward. They see 1-2 feet nightly almost all winter long on a Normal winter. This cold is very normal, I remember a recent Winter in the past 12 years when I lived in Big Rapids that it was -10 for 2-3 days in a row.

      I drove from the lake shore in a ford minivan with all season tires to the middle of the state this morning just fine, (actually I was passing a lot of SUV's) I left with 4 feet on the ground to this wimpy 16-18 inches here in the city without a problem. When you live in Michigan you learn to drive in snow and/or you buy snow tires. (Work is too cheap to buy them for me, all my personal cars have snows on them right now) I had fresh snow up to my knees while I dug out the work van to drive into work this morning at 6:30am this is Just another winter day.

      Heck just 4 years ago we had storms so bad that I had 6 feet of snow in my yard with drifts that almost covered the doors, This winter is nothing like the one we had just 4 years ago.

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    12. Re:Painful cold by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Or skipping work because they're babies.

      Says the baby who is an anonymous coward . . . .

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    13. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I care if I have an account....

    14. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember the last time (in 94? must've been) we had weather like this (in SD, where we had just moved the day before). Having come from VA, where winter is usually kind of wet (aka a deep wet cold) and infrequently under 20F, we were able to go out and play in the (-30F) snow all day without problems of frostbite, if properly dressed. It was kind of interesting to see the contrast.

    15. Re:Painful cold by c · · Score: 1

      Yeah, here in NE Ohio we're expecting lows about the same as we saw in 1994, while this is an unusual cold pattern it's not like it's unprecedented.

      Here in eastern Ontario, we're expecting lows roughly the same as the highs we saw last week. If it weren't for all the #$^*@! ice it'd actually be a nice week.

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    16. Re:Painful cold by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I was in college in VA that year, lake on campus froze hard enough to walk across. Not something a lad from the Deep South was prepared to deal with.

    17. Re:Painful cold by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 3, Informative

      NE Ohio here also (Lakewood). I remember those days in January 1994. Also somewhat snowy in addition to being cold. I remember having a LOT of trouble getting my car started . . . I had to a get a jump-start from a friend. But I don't remember it being very windy then. It's windy now and getting worse. The next 36 hours or so will not be fun. My two biggest fears are: (a) pipes freezing/bursting, since some of them run along outside walls; (b) my wife going out someplace and getting herself stranded; and (c) having to shovel snow while it is blowing right in my face at 30MPH or better. That was not fun when it was 40 degrees warmer than it'll be tonight.

    18. Re:Painful cold by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Three fears actually, not two. It seems to be affecting my brain.

    19. Re:Painful cold by stewsters · · Score: 2

      Live in Wisconsin, can confirm cold temperatures. Likely that Minnesota is dead, can we annex them in spring?

    20. Re: Painful cold by Mabhatter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does that mean we're not safe from the White Walkers?

    21. Re:Painful cold by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      I used to live in Michigan. You don't say where you live, but anyone on the west side of the state knows about lake effect and can tell you stories of snows that don't stop. We'd have four or five snow days a year, at least, and that required two or three feet of snow before anything closed because we all knew how to deal with it.

      Ummm, you are one of ten, but there is a staff of 150. Huh?

    22. Re:Painful cold by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I lived in southern Indiana in 1994 when it dropped to -30F. It's going to be -10 this time.

      So yes, I'm under 40 and I've seen it before.

      Me too... I was driving across Indiana during this time in my old 64 VW Bug. I had every bit of clothing on I could manage and even with the heat blowing full blast I had to stop every hour or so to warm up. Oh the fond memories...

      Lived though the -20F (Ambient, not wind chill, high for the day) just west of ORD, working on Grandpa's car in the garage with the door open in the late 80's. Had to take the tools into the house for 40 min ever hour so they wouldn't stick to your hands. I still remember the 1/2 inch of ice on the INSIDE of the windows that winter. THAT was cold.

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    23. Re:Painful cold by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      I was in northern Ohio in '94, as a college student with no car. I remember days so cold I didn't want to go out even at noon, and some really frigid walks to the grocery store a mile away. Of course I was also foolish enough to go out sledding one night when the wind chill was -30. It was hilarious to come inside completely dry and then turn wet as our clothes went from frozen to thawed. One friend had his eyebrows freeze to his hat.

    24. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Texas, this is pretty unusually cold. We normally expect a few cold nights a year to hit about 25F. Going to 14F like it was last night is pretty rare, though it was nearly this cold in the snow storm in early December.

    25. Re:Painful cold by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      We're not dead yet! I don't want to go on the cart!

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    26. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sucks, all the melting snow will create a perfect ice shield layer and the snow under it will help to reflect the sun and keep the ice cold. You will be stuck with mounts of hard snow for a while.

    27. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Great Blizzard of '78.

      THAT was an event. It just sounds unbelievable compared to what lower Michigan has seen in recent years.

      Wikipedia has a reasonable article about it, though it actually underplays some of the impacts - especially the snow totals downwind of Lake Mich.

      I saw two story houses with snowdrifts up to the rafters near Mackinac City. I remember climbing right up the drifts at our home to shovel the roofs so they didn't collapse. Bitter, bitter cold, no power, but we had heat.

      It took days to open the road, and then it was only one lane for a long time.

    28. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're down in Canton, but I recall the same type of weather in late 70's/80's....nothing new.

    29. Re:Painful cold by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Ummm, you are one of ten, but there is a staff of 150. Huh?

      He is one of the ten people who turned up. The other 140 people didn't turn up.

      Which of course would put him in the "sucker" group, but that doesn't make the statement confusing.

    30. Re:Painful cold by aevan · · Score: 1

      Wonder if that idea heard ages ago (regarding global cooling, but believe was nuclear related) about spreading a lot of black soot over it to speed up melting, would work. Of course then you now have a lot of soot falling into the lakes but it's not like it isn't already polluted. Not like anyone drinks from it, right right?

    31. Re:Painful cold by operagost · · Score: 1

      Michigan was protected nicely by warm air coming off Lake Michigan; it was more than 10F colder in Indiana than it was in Michigan this morning.

      Hey, guys! We found someone who hasn't heard of lake effect! What did he win? A free all-expenses paid trip to central NY! Don't forget your rations and snow shoes, and see you in May!

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    32. Re:Painful cold by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, the water's gotten quite a bit better since we all saw the video of Lake Erie on fire...

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    33. Re:Painful cold by hey! · · Score: 1

      I think we're on the wobbly edge of the thing.

      Today's my 53rd birthday, and I never remember a January snowstorm like the one we just had. Usually temperatures rise in a snowstorm because of the cloud cover, and particularly in a northeaster which pulls both warmer air and moisture off the Atlantic. But a northeaster snowstorm with temperatures dropping close to 0F? Never seen such a thing in my lifetime. Usually air temps rise into the low 30s F. On the plus side the extreme cold made for the easiest to shovel 1+ ft storm ever.

      Still, it's common here in Boston to have wild fluctuations in winter weather, depending on whether we're getting continental air masses or ocean moderated breezes. When I was a kid, some people called a northwest wind a "Montreal Express". If you drive an hour and half inland to the Blackstone River valley and you're in a different, more continental winter climate area.

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    34. Re:Painful cold by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      on Monday January 06, 2014 @10:21AM

      I am one of 10 people in the I.T. department at work that made it in today.

      I hope you are working for /. ;)

    35. Re:Painful cold by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      I was in high school for that, freshman year. They predicted wind chill of something utterly nuts like 70 below zero, and you know what? KNOW WHAT SLASHDOT!? I still had to go to school.

      I can finally say it: Goddamn kids... get off my lawn.

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    36. Re:Painful cold by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Usually temperatures rise in a snowstorm because of the cloud cover, and particularly in a northeaster which pulls both warmer air and moisture off the Atlantic. But a northeaster snowstorm with temperatures dropping close to 0F? Never seen such a thing in my lifetime.

      You've never been to Canada then. Seeing a temperature of 0F, and getting 24"+ of snow is pretty damned common here.

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    37. Re: Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. Are we talking Canadians, people form Wisconsin, or *shudder* UPers?

    38. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were at 66F today and predictions is 13F tonight. THAT is a hell of a temperature drop.

    39. Re:Painful cold by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      so tell me gramps...if you pee outside, do you literally have to snap the frozen piss off as it turns to colored ice in mid-air?Or am I building the new urban legend?

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    40. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My two biggest fears are: (a) pipes freezing/bursting, since some of them run along outside walls; (b) my wife going out someplace and getting herself stranded; and (c) having to shovel snow while it is blowing right in my face at 30MPH or better.

      and (d) it gets so cold that I can't count to three

    41. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! I didn't have to go to school for that one... well, I mean my dad dropped me off at school... but school was closed because of burst pipes, so I had to walk my happy ass 5 miles home. Someone pulled over and gave me a lift home before I got to the "uphill both ways" portion of the event, which is nice.

    42. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to youtube, and do a search on "polar vortex boiling water freezes" (w/o the quotes). For example, the end of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lmR1tPG0Vs .

    43. Re:Painful cold by Reziac · · Score: 1
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    44. Re:Painful cold by toddbanng · · Score: 0

      Seconded here - when you include the horrible ice storm just before Christmas - which shut most of the state down, and a storm a week later - and now this, what is one of the worst storms in the Midwest. And we've barely begun January.... Folks will start to realize, when more towns are destroyed with tornadoes, or buried in more hurricanes, or in this case - reliving the fantastical from 'The Day After Tomorrow'

    45. Re:Painful cold by riis138 · · Score: 1

      I wish :D

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    46. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BGSU January 1994. Olscamp refused to cancel classes. I ended up walking from the frat house to some stupid class at 6pm. It was ok for about two minutes, and then.....

    47. Re:Painful cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Southern Illinois, they had a snow day because about 3 or 4 inches of snow. I nearly laughed my tits off.

  4. Thanks, first time I heard of it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this weather report is news to you, you really do live in the basement.

    1. Re:Thanks, first time I heard of it! by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      If this weather report is news to you, you really do live in the basement.

      Or even outside the USA. It's a possibility you know.

    2. Re:Thanks, first time I heard of it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this weather report is news to you, you really do live in the basement.

      Or even outside the USA. It's a possibility you know.

      Well, I'm outside the USA by a few thousand km. People still ask me about it.

    3. Re:Thanks, first time I heard of it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Slashdot article hits the page about 18 hours after the central time zone experiences the wave of cold. I suppose this makes it one of the fastest reports in Slashdot history.

  5. Global Warming Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Sprays aerosal cans into the air.*

    1. Re:Global Warming Now by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Gah! That's only creates a bigger ozone hole which gets you more radiation and skin cancer. If you want more global warming, eat more beans and fart a lot. :P

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    2. Re:Global Warming Now by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you acted in time.

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    3. Re:Global Warming Now by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      CFCs (let's not forget they've been banned, by the way) are also greenhouse gases, so they're doubly bad for the environment.

  6. Arctic weather in the West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had this last month. But the second it hits the East Coast, everyone loses their shit and the weather services start screaming about wind chill.

    1. Re:Arctic weather in the West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That report cites temperatures of -6 and -9, and the possibility of four days below -19. TFS mentions temperatures of MINUS FORTY - and that's before wind-chill!
      You're like the Floridians whining about putting on a t-shirt because it's "getting cold", when in other states peoples fingers are dropping off just from hailing a cab.

    2. Re:Arctic weather in the West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nobody's fingers ever fell off from hailing a cab. It just doesn't happen. And if you're hailing a cab, you're probably in an urban heat island where the temperature is a good 5-10F above the rural areas where the true cold is felt.
      Your concern is misplaced and probably should be directed more towards our furry four-legged friends. There are a lot of people that leave them outside without a second thought in this type of weather. They can handle chilly weather but when your leave them out in ball-busting cold a wet nose is a hindrance and not an asset.

    3. Re:Arctic weather in the West by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      the second it hits the East Coast, everyone loses their shit and the weather services start screaming about wind chill

      I wasn't aware that Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois were on the East Coast.

    4. Re:Arctic weather in the West by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Nobody's fingers ever fell off from hailing a cab. It just doesn't happen. And if you're hailing a cab, you're probably in an urban heat island where the temperature is a good 5-10F above the rural areas where the true cold is felt.

      Your concern is misplaced and probably should be directed more towards our furry four-legged friends. There are a lot of people that leave them outside without a second thought in this type of weather. They can handle chilly weather but when your leave them out in ball-busting cold a wet nose is a hindrance and not an asset.

      I agree with everything you've said...
      However, Chicago, for example, is supposed to hit -60F tonight *in the city*. Yes, that's INSIDE the heat island, which is supposed to be blasted away by the high winds. For anyone unused to these temperatures, dressing incorrectly WILL result in frostbite in short order. You don't leave skin exposed other than your face, and that should be covered by a proper hood. Poly/plastic clothing will crack and shatter at those temperatures.
      It's all about being outside of the norm as far as safety goes -- get a good dump of snow in central California, and it's a disaster -- because drivers don't know what to do and the roads aren't engineered for it. Ohio's getting temperatures significantly below 0 with snow, and this again is significantly different from regular weather patterns -- so people's regular habits won't keep them safe and warm.

      If you come from somewhere colder, old habits just kick in and you're fine (for the most part). But if you come from somewhere warmer, you really don't know what to do, and the media don't make it any better, providing all sorts of horror stories and conflicting advice. Best bet is to stay home and stay safe, in this situation.

    5. Re:Arctic weather in the West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the second it hits the East Coast, everyone loses their shit and the weather services start screaming about wind chill

      I wasn't aware that Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois were on the East Coast.

      They will be, once the sea levels finish rising!

    6. Re:Arctic weather in the West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The eastern half of the continental divide is just the East Coast - i.e worthless, old, decrepit, has-been, etc.

  7. Where did I see this? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crap... It was that stupid "The Day After Tomorrow" movie.

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    1. Re:Where did I see this? by cold+fjord · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Where did I see this? by 605dave · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My first thought too. Everybody laughed at the winter superstorm, but the radar image looks eerily the same.

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    3. Re:Where did I see this? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      We also saw it in Crysis. Maybe it is a good time to check if some mines in North Korea are spewing freeze rays.

    4. Re:Where did I see this? by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I've actually thought it was plausible... core samples seem to show that there was an increase in a lot of the atmospheric conditions similar to now not too long before the last ice age. Get ready for the third world to become the only livable world for human beings...

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    5. Re:Where did I see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The royal lolcopter dropping minus 100 Celsius can be experienced in bathing suit in a cold treatment facility for arthritis pain.

    6. Re:Where did I see this? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I've actually thought it was plausible... core samples seem to show that there was an increase in a lot of the atmospheric conditions similar to now not too long before the last ice age. Get ready for the third world to become the only livable world for human beings...

      ...in geological time. So we're good for a few thousand years.

    7. Re:Where did I see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap... It was that stupid "The Day After Tomorrow" movie.

      Good think I live in Oklahoma, below the super freeze line.

    8. Re:Where did I see this? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      Get ready for the third world to become the only livable world for human beings...

      What does being aligned with NATO or the communist bloc have to do with climate? And I think that Finland and Sweden are probably going to be pretty cold also, despite being third world countries. I would expect the temperature to drop in Ireland also.

      Or did you mean tropical instead of third world?

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    9. Re:Where did I see this? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Kim Stanley Robinson's Fifty Degrees Below.

    10. Re:Where did I see this? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      He meant the post cold war definition of third world obviously.

    11. Re:Where did I see this? by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      And I think that Finland and Sweden are probably going to be pretty cold also, despite being third world countries.

      lolwut?

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    12. Re:Where did I see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Constant 0-6 degrees at Helsinki area and no snow. I cant remember the last time it was so warm here. Sweden and Norway looks to be a warm places now as well, probably thanks to the Atlantic Ocean. The US have similar temperatures at the 60 degrees latitude in Alaska, near the Pacific coast line. Usually the term third world country is reserved for developing and often former colonial countries.

    13. Re:Where did I see this? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Better: Fallen Angels

      I thought so too.

      For those who have not read it, it speculates that human caused global warming is the only thing holding off the next ice age, which is overdue.
      Ice a mile high covering new york state !

  8. Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who aren't into sensationalism call this an Alberta clipper. It happens every year.

    1. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      People who aren't into sensationalism call this an Alberta clipper. It happens every year.

      And people in Alberta call it "Late Autumn", and just wait for the next Chinook.

    2. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Antipater · · Score: 5, Informative

      Though they both cause extremely cold weather, a polar vortex and an Alberta clipper are very different meteorological events.

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    3. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Urban+Nightmare · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not where I live in Alberta. Anything North of Calgary doesn't get Chinooks all the often and we are stuck in the deep freeze. We just don't whine about it like the Easterners. Yesterday morning it was -34c with a wind chill of -45c. We decided it would be better to walk to the grocery store instead of driving as the car was just to frozen over. This morning we remembered to plug it in and it's no where near as cold, only -24c not sure of the wind chill. Still walked to work though.

    4. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by i+kan+reed · · Score: 0

      After reading those two brief wikipedia articles, I now feel confident in my ability to relate these two phenomena to climate change. Thanks!

    5. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by mark-t · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Edmonton, where I come from, we would get one chinook a year.

      Although most people just called it summer.

    6. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Someone PLEASE mod this up. :D

    7. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How bad off are you people that you're just sitting around waiting for helicopter extraction?

    8. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone want to live in a place where you have to plug in your car to war it up before you can start it.... it's just a mindfuck to me. can't you move a bit to the south without getting to close to the US?

    9. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by hraponssi · · Score: 1

      Where I live in Finland, when we get around to -40, like we did few years back for some 3 months, I just drag my sorry ass to the office as usual and wonder why would any sane person ever move to, or want to live in, such an area. Luckily you Canadians thought of us and sent the holy Elop to save us from working in the cold. Cheers.

    10. Re:Polar "Vortex" AKA Alberta clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      What about the Rusty Trombone, or the Dirty Sanchez?

  9. say what? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    Coldest in nearly two decades...

    If you're under 40, you haven't seen this kind of thing before

    Does whoever wrote this think that a decade is 20 years? Or am I slow this AM?

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    1. Re:say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clickbait. Weather and politics is what we talk about on this site now... Hell with tech.

      I am 'slightly' over 40 and remember the 70s and early 80s. It was just as cold. That massive storm they had in the pacific this year dumped a massive amount of heat...

    2. Re: say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The way I read it, the temperatures are only the coldest they've been in the past twenty years, but a polar vortex thing of this significance hasn't occurred in the past forty.

    3. Re:say what? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      No I think its just a recognition of the fact that most peoples eyes are not really open until they are 30 or so.

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    4. Re:say what? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Coldest in nearly two decades...

      If you're under 40, you haven't seen this kind of thing before

      Does whoever wrote this think that a decade is 20 years? Or am I slow this AM?

      It's not the best-written article ever, but I think it's the phenomenon itself that's the meteorologist is calling the rare thing, not the low temperatures. I've certainly seen colder temps less than 40 years ago in the central US. At least this time I wasn't outside adjusting the antifreeze ratio in my car.

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    5. Re:say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What , do you remember anything before 20 ? The haze man, the haze.

    6. Re:say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as most news outlets are concerned anyone under the age of 25 might as well not be sentient lifeforms.

    7. Re:say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're still waiting for empirical evidence of that

  10. Best thing ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being stuck in the middle of this in northern MN, I can say it is the best thing in the world. Pulled out my study guides, fired up a 2nd monitor and went to work.

  11. I'll start warming up the ice breakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come here often?

  12. In which units? by Joe+Random · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meteorologists warn that the wind-chill factor could make it feel twice as cold

    What the hell does "twice as cold" even mean? If it's intended to mean "double the negative distance from zero", then it's unit-dependent. The same with "half the temperature". Just give an actual temperature, instead of using vagary in an attempt to impress people with how cold it's doing to be.

    1. Re: In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perceived cold is proportional to the amount of heat loss per unit time, so perhaps it's in units of heat lost per minute of exposure.

    2. Re:In which units? by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      George Carlin beat you to that rant. "If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?"

    3. Re:In which units? by impossiblefork · · Score: 2

      Well, I imagine that the total chilling effect on a human is doubled. Half the temperature reallly only makes physical sense in Kelvin though (i.e. "The hot end is at 600 K (326.85 C) and the cold end is 300 K (26.85 C), so the heat engine is at most 1-300/600=50% efficient").

    4. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Carlin beat you to that rant. "If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?"

      -136.5 degrees?

    5. Re:In which units? by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      While normally I'd agree with you, wind chill isn't actually a temperature. It's an imaginary reference temperature based on the heat loss rate of a human (comparing the rate with wind to the stagnant-air rate of a different temperature). So, "twice as cold" here has a logical definition: the heat loss rate of a human is twice as high.

    6. Re:In which units? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That would mean it goes from 233K (-40C) to 136K, which is -136C. I rather suspect thats not what they mean, and its why GP is spot on with his criticism.

    7. Re:In which units? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      So, negative 136 celsius then. That is, after all, "twice as cold" as -40 celsius when computed via Kelvin (the only way that makes sense).

    8. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How cold the air feels is proportional to the rate of heat transfer from your skin. "Feels twice as cold" would then mean that the effect of the wind on the heat loss is equivalent to doubling the temperature difference between your skin and the air and no wind.

    10. Re:In which units? by Salgat · · Score: 1

      Stop trying to be so pedantic. In common vernacular "twice as hot" and "twice as cold" mean multiply the temperature by 2. No one is trying to be scientific about it and trying to make it into something it's not just shows your own limited understanding of their meaning.

    11. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Twice as cold = double the heat loss over time. It's the intuitive interpretation, made precise.

    12. Re:In which units? by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Cold comes in many ranges:

      1) Freezing. (40F to 32F)
      2) Fucking Freezing.(32F to 0F)
      3) Freezing my balls off. (0F to -10F)
      4) Freezing my ass off. (-10F to -20F)
      5) Freezing my ass and balls off. (-20F to -40F)
      6) Freezing my...(words froze before entire sentence could be completed)(-40F to You are frozen in place like Han Solo in Carbonite).

    13. Re:In which units? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Stop trying to be so pedantic. In common vernacular "twice as hot" and "twice as cold" mean multiply the temperature by 2. No one is trying to be scientific about it and trying to make it into something it's not just shows your own limited understanding of their meaning.

      Actually, that's not true -- "twice as hot" and "twice as cold" refer to relative heat loss/gain of the average human being, which is significantly different from environmental temperature.

      For instance, if you stick a ceramic mug and a steel mug in the freezer overnight, then take them out, they'll be the same temperature, but the steel mug will feel "twice as cold" due to conductivity -- it's removing heat from the contact point with your skin twice as fast as the ceramic mug.

    14. Re:In which units? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      That is, after all, "twice as cold" as -40 celsius when computed via Kelvin (the only way that makes sense).

      No, that's half the temperature, which isn't twice anything. You can't invert factors of two out of convenience.

      They didn't say "half the temperature", though. They didn't even say "temperature". They used the nebulous "cold": "twice as cold".

      Fortunately, I supplied you with a reasonable interpretation in the comment you replied to!

      the heat loss rate of a human is twice as high

      This would be a sort of stupid definition (though at least well-defined) if they were talking about temperature. But they're not, they're talking about wind chill, and wind chill is essentially measuring heat loss rates of humans. (It just happens to be stated in units of temperature.)

    15. Re:In which units? by Jartan · · Score: 1

      It's only ambiguous to a scientist "twice as cold" is "double the negative distance from 72".

    16. Re:In which units? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Meteorologists warn that the wind-chill factor could make it feel twice as cold

      What the hell does "twice as cold" even mean?

      Although I doubt that the phrase is being used in a meaningful way here, the very definition of wind chill generally involves a discussion of heat transfer.

      Contrary to popular belief, temperature is pretty meaningless as a description of how cold or warm something "feels" to human beings. Why does the coin sitting on your desk feel "colder" than the wood of the desktop? Simple -- because the coin transfers heat from your fingers faster than the desktop. But they are obviously at the same temperature.

      So, if you actually want to talk about how hot or cold something feels (as in the quoted passage you mentioned), you need to talk about rate of heat transfer, not temperature. The units of whatever temperature scale are completely irrelevant to how warm or cold something FEELS.

      What we need are units of heat transfer (like joules per square meter of exposed skin or something like that), and "twice as cold" in that case will be independent of whether you use metric, imperial, whatever units.

      So, a reasonable interpretation of the statement "the wind chill will make it feel twice as cold" is that the heat transfer rate from human skin will be doubled. That's basically how wind chill numbers are computed (though, as mentioned in the linked article, there are a number of models). Similar computations are involved with high humidity and high temperatures, where the evaporation rate of perspiration is lowered and humans experience decreased heat loss, thereby feeling "hotter" (hence, the "heat index" numbers).

      If it's intended to mean "double the negative distance from zero", then it's unit-dependent.

      Unfortunately, I think that's actually what they mean here, which is -- I agree -- quite stupid.

      The same with "half the temperature".

      I also agree with you that that sounds a bit dumb too, though people used to using a particular temperature scale will basically understand what that probably means.

      Regardless, "feel twice as cold" actually has a measurable meaning independent of units if you think of "coldness" and "hotness" in human perception as relating to rates of heat transfer rather than the relatively meaningless -- to human perception at least -- temperature scale.

    17. Re:In which units? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Sorry -- in my example unit, I should have said something like "joules per square meter of skin per second," since we are talking about a rate.

    18. Re:In which units? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      So, negative 136 celsius then. That is, after all, "twice as cold" as -40 celsius when computed via Kelvin (the only way that makes sense).

      I don't know what the nonsense about Kelvin is about.

      Wind chill is effectively a measurement of rate of heat transfer from humans. According to Newton's law of cooling, which is a quick and dirty approximation to heat transfer, the rate of heat transfer is proportional to the temperature difference.

      If the human body is 37 degrees C and the outside temperature is -40, then the temperature difference is 77 degrees. If the heat transfer rate were to be doubled, this temperature difference should be doubled to 77*2 = 154 degrees. A temperature that is 154 degrees below body temperature would be 37 - 154 = minus 117 degrees C. Wind chill models are more complicated that this, but I don't think anyone's claiming that the wind chill will be anywhere near -117 degrees C.

      So I think both you and the weatherman are saying bogus things. I believe the weatherman in the summary is effectively just saying "double the distance below zero" -- which is decidedly dumb -- and you're rambling on some nonsense about Kelvin when you actually need to be calculating heat transfer rates, not temperature.

    19. Re:In which units? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      Meteorologists warn that the wind-chill factor could make it feel twice as cold

      What the hell does "twice as cold" even mean? If it's intended to mean "double the negative distance from zero", then it's unit-dependent. The same with "half the temperature". Just give an actual temperature, instead of using vagary in an attempt to impress people with how cold it's doing to be.

      Obviously, it is the difference between "really cold" and "really really cold!"

    20. Re:In which units? by plover · · Score: 1

      And Ron White stole it, too. "We were in a trailer doing a show at a casino in Connecticut, and it was zero degrees outside. My wife asked me what the temperature was. I said 'there ain't one.'"

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    21. Re:In which units? by Vskye · · Score: 1

      As a example, right here atm it's -18 degrees fahrenheit. Add in the wind chill it's -47.

      So basically, it's fricking cold, so cold that exposed skin will get frostbite in 5-7 minutes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frostbite

      And ya, I'm staying inside today.

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    22. Re:In which units? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What the hell does "twice as cold" even mean?

      Twice the rate of heat loss. Seemed obvious to me.

    23. Re:In which units? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      What the hell does "twice as cold" even mean?

      That thermal energy is transferred from your body to the environment twice as fast.

      "Hot" and "cold" are not temperatures. A piece of metal that has a temperature of 0F will feel *much* colder when you touch it with your hand than a piece of cardboard that has a temperature of 0F.

      I'm pretty sure they cover this in grade school science and then keep going back to it all the way up to physics at universities.

    24. Re:In which units? by impossiblefork · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it's because it doesn't make sense that we immediately understand that it means something different.

      When someone asks how cold it is answering with the temperature is a good answer, but that isn't really the precise answer to the question. It depends on context and when we aren't talking about heat engines and ratios of temperatures in Kelvin then we understand that that it's 'twice as cold as -10 C' means something like 'the rate of cooling of body at about 37 C in the present conditions is twice as high if were -10 C and there was no wind'. The only way to not come to such a conclusion when one thinks about it is to purposefully not understand.

      I don't even believe that this is something that might risk causing misunderstandings about heat and temperature, because people usually have fairly good intuition about the cooling effect of the wind and arrive at this interpretation naturally as soon as they give it any thought.

    25. Re:In which units? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I was talking kelvin because thats the only unit you could use when "halving the distance to zero", which we both agree is bogus. Celsius' zero is arbitrary, and halving the distance to it would be warmer, not colder.

    26. Re:In which units? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Who was discussing "halving the distance" to anything? The post you replied to was talking about doubling the heat transfer rate. As I noted, this is primarily a function of "distance" from body temperature. Absolute zero has no bearing on the situation, so why would the Kelvin zero be any more or less arbitrary in this case than the Celsius one? (It might if we were talking solely about blackbody radiative heat, but instead here we're talking mostly about heat loss through convection.)

    27. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heat flux should be proportional to the difference in temperatures, in this case between the human body (98.7 F) and the environment. So to answer George Carlin, twice as cold as 0 F is -98.7 F. Of course in this news story it makes no sense anyway because twice the heat flux as -40 F should happen at -178.7 F.

    28. Re:In which units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read his post? No, of course not, this is /., after all.

    29. Re:In which units? by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      There does exist a working technical definition for twice as cold -- namely, halfway been the reference temperature and absolute zero. Of course, if it were twice as cold as it is now, all life on earth would be dead.

  13. It's called WINTER by ka9dgx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a REAL Chicago winter... you kids have all gotten soft in the last 30 years. We used to have these all the time when I was a kid. I remember in about 1980, it had been this cold for sever days in a row so I had sever cabin fever (a condition resulting in the need to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE)... so I walked 1.2 miles in -40 temperatures to get to Montgomery Wards. (I just checked the distance using google maps) That's -40 REAL degrees (trivia: -40F == -40C), or -80F with the "Wind Chill".... I was very glad my dad came to pick me up and take me home, so I didn't need to make the return trip on foot.

    Two pairs of jeans (the thick kind we used to have back then) were barely enough to keep my legs warm during that walk.

    We've had these before, we'll have them again... shove off with the invented names like "Polar Vortex"... it's just WINTER. /rant

    PS: Maybe it's cabin fever getting to me? ;-)

    1. Re:It's called WINTER by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny

      LOL, why when we were kids we had it tough ... "House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling."

      And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

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    2. Re:It's called WINTER by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      You haven't lived until you have a week of -20F/-28C, with perhaps the occasional dip to -30F/-34C, or even -40F/-40C.

      Boiling water freezing in one second outdoors in Cold Norway

      We'll leave polar extremes out of it for the moment, but will note that Chicago was just colder than the South Pole.

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    3. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think a week of -28C weather is bad, you should go move to northern Canada. I lived there for 2 years (at www.coldlake.com/) with my dad when he was posted to the combined military base there. We only got to stay home from school if it was below -45C without the wind chill factor. In the week around christmas it would get so cold that you could blink and have your eye lashes freeze together.

      You haven't lived until:
      A - you have cross country skied in jeans and a tshirt in -30C weather
      B - sat in a hot tub in -30C weather and jumped out into a snow bank or the lake

    4. Re: It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is summer in the South Pole so that's not terribly surprising.

    5. Re:It's called WINTER by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Montgomery Wards? Walked?

      You MUST be old.

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    6. Re:It's called WINTER by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      And the truth is that when I was a kid not that long ago, I walked over a mile to school, not infrequently through 2-foot deep snow, uphill, carrying about 25-30 pounds of books, in subzero temperatures. But no, I didn't work 28 hours down at the mill or pay the mill owner for permission to come to work.

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    7. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even have "Monkey Wards" up there in Alaska?

    8. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was up-hills both ways, he was taking his varmint pelts in for trade and his beasts of burden died while hitchin' up his wagon.

    9. Re:It's called WINTER by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Two pairs of jeans (the thick kind we used to have back then) were barely enough to keep my legs warm during that walk.

      Jeans are absolutely the last thing you want to be wearing in cold weather. The cotton in them is hydrophilic, and that will only amplify the cold.

      Even polyester is better than denim for cold weather...

    10. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the onion tied to your belt (as was the fashion at the time) - that added weight that today's whippersnappers wouldn't have to bear.

    11. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I came from a poor, but tough neighborhood. We couldn't afford guns. We had to insert the bullets manually.

    12. Re:It's called WINTER by stox · · Score: 1

      Don't think so, the record is -28F here in Chicago, not -40F. Unless you are counting wind-chill.

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    13. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the "uphill both ways" part.

    14. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chicago? Meh. I'm from Wisconsin.

      What's wrong with polar vortex? It's cool we know why there's a cold snap right now. Or are you one of those wannabe nerds who doesn't find that cool?

      Two pairs of jeans at -40? That's asking for trouble. Cotton kills. Plus, you really need a wind layer. It's a good thing you didn't walk back, since you'd probably be sweating in the store.

      I'm still loving that map of the polar vortex breaking up.

    15. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We've had these before, we'll have them again... shove off with the invented names like "Polar Vortex"... it's just WINTER. /rant"

              That's your rant, mine is stop calling Ohio the mid-west. You haven't been the mid-west US in 150 years!!(Lewis and Clark) Stop that! /rant

      Posted from central Nebraska, the real mid-west.

    16. Re:It's called WINTER by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "That's -40 REAL degrees (trivia: -40F == -40C), or -80F with the "Wind Chill".... "

      Dammit, I've told ya ten million times not to exaggerate!

      (-40 is several degrees colder than the statewide all time records in either Illinois or Indiana, and neither of those were in the Chicago/Gary region).

    17. Re:It's called WINTER by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You had a room? Sheesh! When I was a kid we lived in 2D, all we had were a couple of lines for walls.

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    18. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. The coldest temperature on record for Chicago is -27F (-33C).

      At your fibbed -40, a -80F wind chill would require sustained wind speed of 30mph.

    19. Re:It's called WINTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got cabin fever
      I think I've lost my grip
      I'd like to get my hands on
      Whoever wrote this script.
      Si!

    20. Re:It's called WINTER by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, so long as it's dry, cotton is slightly warmer than wool. Not by much, but a little. But while wet wool is still warm, wet cotton will freeze your ass.

      We had a demo of this at my high school (Great Falls, MT, ca. 1970). Four one-gallon cans of hot water (I think it started at 120F), wrapped in equal quantities of dry cotton, dry wool, wet cotton, and wet wool (soaked, then wrung out). At the end of the demo (about half an hour), the can temperatures were compared. Dry cotton was 103, dry wool 100, wet wool 90-something, and wet cotton was down to room temperature. Well, that sure made it obvious... if you're gonna get wet in the cold, wear wool.

      As to other materials... I have an ugly old work coat that I often get totally soaked, and it's still warm when it's wet (I don't usually realise how wet I am til I take it off and drip all over the place). Polyester fill with a nylon shell.

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  14. Nonsense by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2

    Not that long ago (meaning.. 5 to 10 years) it was quite common in my area of northern new england to have a week or more of -30 at night -10 day. We've all been spoiled a bit the past few years by only a handful of days like that. What is unsual about this year is that we had a few of those days in mid/late December instead of the more typical Feb.

    Also, while those -30, -40 etc numbers sound terrible, if you dress properly its not that bad and further, they usually happen betwen 4am and 7am and quickly moderate.

    1. Re:Nonsense by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Also, while those -30, -40 etc numbers sound terrible, if you dress properly its not that bad and further, they usually happen betwen 4am and 7am and quickly moderate."

      The last winter like that I was still in high school (less than 10 years ago) and, unfortunately, the combination of waiting for the bus at 6:20am and teenage stupidity meant I was outside in -35F (-75F wind chill gusts) without a coat. Looking back, I'm starting to think I may have been a little bit retarded.

    2. Re:Nonsense by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      The last winter like that I was still in high school (less than 10 years ago) and, unfortunately, the combination of waiting for the bus at 6:20am and teenage stupidity meant I was outside in -35F (-75F wind chill gusts) without a coat. Looking back, I'm starting to think I may have been a little bit retarded.

      As far as I can tell, that is pretty common among high school students.

      They seem to be the only ones I ever see who are woefully under-dressed for the weather because they're too focused on being cool.

      Me, I'm of the opinion that no winter jacket looks ridiculous if it keeps you warm, but not wearing one is a sign of being young and stupid.

      It's the people who are obviously from warmer climates who I see in parkas by mid-October that I feel really sorry for -- those poor bastards will be encountering temperatures they can't even fathom.

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    3. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't buy into the whole "everybody panic this has never been seen beforzzz!!", it is interesting to note this weather pattern has caused it to be colder in the day... this morning when I woke ( 6am, Indianapolis ), it's was -7 ( -25 with the wind chill ) and now ( 10:45am ) the sun is shining brightly and it's -13 ( -40 with the windchill )

      "not bad" is relative though. Though one could fare fine with proper layers and covered faces, you are approaching "one stupid mistake will cost you your life or hospitalization" territory with these temps. Just like people in the southern states freak out and have car wrecks when there is a tiny amount of snow on the ground, people in normally moderate snow areas don't know what to do when it's super cold. All they can think of is to buy out the gorcery store. Expect several "I burned my house down because I tried to thaw my water pipes with a blow torch" or "I killed my family because I ran a propane stove inside the house" stories to come

    4. Re:Nonsense by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Also, while those -30, -40 etc numbers sound terrible, if you dress properly its not that bad and further, they usually happen betwen 4am and 7am and quickly moderate.

      To someone from the [southern] British Isles, like me, they sound horrendous. The high in London today was 12C, the overnight minimum is 9C. The record minimum is -10C.

      The coldest place I've ever visited is a city in the Czech Republic, where it was about -9C one night in late November.

    5. Re:Nonsense by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Big, scary wind chill numbers go away when you factor in the thermal conductivity vs surface area vs actual temperature difference of the inside and outside of my winter jacket. The wind chill effectively becomes closer to 1 degree difference from real temps. In other words, it's not really -50 and people should just put a good jacket on.

    6. Re:Nonsense by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      There is a reason Americans always talk about the weather: we have so much of it. It will be -9 tonight in my home town, which is at about the same latitude as Tripoli.

    7. Re:Nonsense by armanox · · Score: 1

      Or we were better acclimated to the weather back then, when we were in it all the time. I used to just wear a denim jacket with a vest for most of the winter, and didn't feel cold. Now I wear a scarf and gloves if it's below 40F outside.

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    8. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen this happen with RV-ing. Some people when the temperatures get cold will run a propane heater (or even worse, their stove), have one vent open, but it gets covered by something over the night (or a top vent just falls down due to snow accumulation), and they fall asleep for good. Others will fire up a propane heater too close to bedding, causing a decent-sized crater where the RV used to be. Still others will use multiple electric heaters in an older RV, then the walls catch before the circuit breaker does (RV units do not have to be up to any mandatory codes; just a voluntary one), etc.

      Sometimes it just gets too cold, so if on a trip, it might be good to just park it and hit a hotel, just for life safety reasons.

    9. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love when it's cold enough to wear a winter coat. So many pockets, can wear anything under it without worrying about being underdressed, turns into a portable comforter to take a nap on the train.

      It's the only time of year when it's perfectly acceptable to strap a big thick blanket on you!

    10. Re:Nonsense by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Not that long ago (meaning.. 5 to 10 years) it was quite common in my area of northern new england to have a week or more of -30 at night -10 day

      It's true - I bought my woodstove in 2001 to deal with the nights when we'd be running our oven just to keep the house above 55. Hasn't been necessary for that reason since (though heating with an on-property fuel source has bene quite nice). The ticks have been nasty, though.

      Also, while those -30, -40 etc numbers sound terrible, if you dress properly its not that bad and further, they usually happen betwen 4am and 7am and quickly moderate.

      It's not quite that easy. Ever go skiing at -10? You need a face mask properly configured with a breath warmer flap to be out in it for long. Even at that, you get tired out pretty quickly.

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    11. Re:Nonsense by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The British talk about the weather (more than Americans, in my experience, as it's the standard conversation starter). Extreme weather of any kind is rare -- the current flooding that had round-the-clock media coverage Christmas week only affected a very small number of people.

      But, due to being at the end of the Atlantic and under the jet stream, the weather is very changeable. It's not uncommon at work for us to compare the weather on our journeys to work that day.

    12. Re:Nonsense by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      -9C would be nice. It should get that warm later this week.

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    13. Re:Nonsense by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      My experience is that the British use weather to get a conversation started. Americans consider it a specific topic worthy of its own conversation.

    14. Re:Nonsense by Reziac · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, it had to be -25 before I thought it was too cold to be outside. As I got older, my cold tolerance went away.... turns out I had undiagnosed hypothyroidism (which is probably more common than we think). So now I take thyroid supplement, and I'm back to taking my coat off when I'm working outside at 15-20F, cuz I'm plenty warm.

       

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    15. Re:Nonsense by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      I only wear my face mask when the base temp drops to 0 or I plan on robbing a convenience store. And I have boarded quite a few times with -20F (temp, not windchill) at the summit. That I ride about 45-50mph does add a bit of potential windchill hence the need for the mask. I've also learned to be far more careful with anything plastic as things start to easily shatter or shear at that temp.

  15. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by mjr167 · · Score: 0

    Where is global warming when you need it?

  16. But how will we know? by Random2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But how will our metric friends know what the temperature is if we report -40F? How will they ever tell?!

    Someone, please, think of the pedants!

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    1. Re:But how will we know? by Joe+Random · · Score: 2

      Someone, please, think of the pedants!

      Pedant checking in. It's a balmy 233K out there.

    2. Re:But how will we know? by JSG · · Score: 0

      -40F == -40C. Clearly a pedant had to bother putting in the name of the scale used.

      Now what's that in Kelvin (K)? That's what this pedant uses.

      Cheers
      Jon

    3. Re:But how will we know? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      But how will our metric friends know what the temperature is if we report -40F? How will they ever tell?!

      Fun fact, -40F == -40C.

      And for some of us, with the windchill, that's the last two weeks we've already been through.

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    4. Re:But how will we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how will our metric friends know what the temperature is if we report -40F? How will they ever tell?!

      Someone, please, think of the pedants!

      Fun fact, -40F == -40C.

      * whoosh *

    5. Re:But how will we know? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 0

      -40F == -40C. Clearly a pedant had to bother putting in the name of the scale used.

      Now what's that in Kelvin (K)? That's what this pedant uses.

      Cheers
      Jon

      If, as you claim, you use Kelvin, then you know what -40(F/C) is in Kelvin.

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    6. Re:But how will we know? by GlennC · · Score: 3, Funny

      I bet it feels colder with that WOOSH, however.

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    7. Re:But how will we know? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

      The current temperature outside my house is 47 degrees of frost. The only sensible scale of frackin cold I know of... which I learned of from Ernest Shackleton.

    8. Re:But how will we know? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Im pretty sure thats the one temperature where you can safely omit the unit.

    9. Re:But how will we know? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      But how will our metric friends know what the temperature is if we report -40F? How will they ever tell?!

      Exactly. I read the summary, and saw this: "The coldest temperature reported in the lower 48 states on Sunday was minus 40 F (-40 C) in the towns of Babbitt and Embarrass, Minnesota."

      I immediately lamented the fact that with the dual units given, there would be no thread here that would begin:

      What the heck? The summary just says -40 degrees!?! What is the freakin' unit?!

      ... followed by a bazillion replies smacking the parent down on F/C equivalence at that temperature.

      But thanks for providing some entertainment in its place (including a few *whoosh* replies so far...).

    10. Re:But how will we know? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      So, you complain about a pedant? Then you likely don't grasp that "coincident" about -40F == -40C.

      Also if you where as smart as you assume you are, you would know that K and C use the same scale, just a different point of ZERO.

      And you would know that 0K is roughly -270C (-273.15, but the small numbers are not 'that' important).

      So, lets now subtract 40C from 273K and we miracle wise get 233K ... was that really so hard?

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    11. Re:But how will we know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how will our metric friends know what the temperature is if we report -40F?

      Simple. We DO NOT make friends with those who use metric. Do I need to repeat that for you?

    12. Re:But how will we know? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      But with the wind chill it feels like -40K.

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    13. Re:But how will we know? by D1G1T · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Your metric friends to the North with big coats, ice tires and electric block heaters generally laugh at people in the US complaining about the "cold" weather.

    14. Re:But how will we know? by slew · · Score: 1

      -40F == -40C. Clearly a pedant had to bother putting in the name of the scale used.

      Now what's that in Kelvin (K)? That's what this pedant uses.

      Cheers
      Jon

      Of course -40K is really, really HOT...

    15. Re:But how will we know? by nbsr · · Score: 1

      It is a local news so the use of Fahrenheit scale is appropriate. It's not like people living outside of the US have to dress accordingly.

    16. Re:But how will we know? by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Bravo!

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  17. Hugh Pickens DOT Com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bringing us three day old news today!

  18. Chicago Colder than South Pole! by Amtrak · · Score: 1

    When I woke up this morning to go to work I checked the weather and this is what I saw: -14 F, -38 F Windchill in Chicago and -11 F, -39F Windchill at the South Pole. I don't think I've ever seen temps that low before. The good news is that like the temps, traffic into work was way down.

    1. Re:Chicago Colder than South Pole! by Amtrak · · Score: 1

      Correction -29F Windchill at the South Pole.

    2. Re:Chicago Colder than South Pole! by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      Um... it's summer at the South Pole... so what could possibly be the point of your comparison?

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    3. Re:Chicago Colder than South Pole! by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that it's summer in the southern hempishpere; the interior of antarctica is typically is usually about -20 to -30C in december/january (which I think is something like between -5 and -20F).

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    4. Re:Chicago Colder than South Pole! by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      But is it really fair to compare one place in the depths of winter to another that's in the middle of summer? The South Pole isn't all that inhospitable during the summer months.

    5. Re:Chicago Colder than South Pole! by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I moved to Illinois and lived there for a few years I don't remember if it was 93 or 94 but there was a terrible blizzard shortly after I moved there. I woke up to find my car buried under a drift of snow and after digging it out it had to be towed and set in a heated garage for 2 days before they could change all the fluids and battery which had all frozen.

    6. Re: Chicago Colder than South Pole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is. That's the point...

  19. Vortices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (sp)

  20. Outside temp said -8*F this morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn it's cold. I got into my car and the starter said "Nope... nope... nope". Worked fine when the temperature was 6 degrees, so I guess there must be a pretty sharp cutoff for the cold amps from the battery (or possibly the oil viscosity, or a combination of things I suppose).

    For those of you in Metric-land, -8*F is -22*C and 6*F is -14*C and I'm sure Slashdot will probably crap itself on the degree symbol, which is why I used the asterisk instead (let's find out: Â).

    1. Re:Outside temp said -8*F this morning by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      I'm leaning more towards something with your car.

      Last week, when we had -30'C with wind chill in -40'C range for a week, my car was a rough start after 3 days in the driveway, but it still started and ran just fine. Just let it idle long enough to warm up (my car has a "cold engine" idiot light, wait for it to go off), and you'll be fine.

      The *big* mistake people make with their cars when it gets really cold is using their car for short hops without giving it time to warm up. That's bad for engine durability, and the more immediate problem it causes is that it drains the battery. It takes more energy to start a car in the winter, and that means it needs to be running for longer in order to recharge. Waiting for the car to warm up before driving off will help with that, but you'll still probably have a problem by the end of the season if all you're doing is a 5 minute jaunt to the grocery store and back.

  21. Here's What To Do by lazarus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get your SuperSoaker ready and snow your friends!

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    1. Re:Here's What To Do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the part where he jacks his dick for over a minute is a little disturbing

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  22. meanwhile by Chrisq · · Score: 2

    In the UK we have only had frost in the morning two or three times this winter. It's much warmer than usual.

    1. Re:meanwhile by nogginthenog · · Score: 2

      Shame it's been pissing down almost constantly for weeks.

    2. Re:meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the collective northern continental US: FU! That's the warmth of the American gonads* you are stealing.

      * = Gulf of Mexico

    3. Re:meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame it's been pissing down almost constantly for weeks.

      And still managing to make the worst of it. You brits are the most resilient piss takers in the world.

    4. Re:meanwhile by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      From the collective northern continental US: FU! That's the warmth of the American gonads* you are stealing.

      * = Gulf of Mexico

      If its any consolation the warm air is coming as high winds and bringing across loads of rain. There has been a lot of flooding in some parts of the UK

    5. Re:meanwhile by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yeah but only bits that needed a good clean anyway, like Kent. So it's all okay.

  23. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm fine with the idea that climate and weather are different things. But where are all of you to point this out when idiots get on TV and try to claim that the latest big hurricane was "exacerbated by global warming"? You can't have it both ways.

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  24. Years from now someone will look at this by ModernGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Years from now someone will look at this event from lightyears away, and from their telescopes on their planet with a planet wide climate control system, they will see this system and observe a small planet orbiting a star much like their own, with a lot of activity in the radio spectrum being emitted. However, they will dismiss this planet as having intelligent life as the weather patterns are too sporadic to be those from a planet which harbors a civilization; for those who have not yet controlled their planet are simply animals and nothing more.

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    1. Re:Years from now someone will look at this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. Leave us alone you fucking green-skinned goo balls.

    2. Re:Years from now someone will look at this by toddestan · · Score: 1

      We've been changing the weather of our planet by dumping vast amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere for some time now. We've just ... uhhh.... haven't worked out all the bugs yet.

  25. Ah Good Ol' Winter by Greyfox · · Score: 0

    I remember as a child putting nitrogen outside to watch it turn into a liquid. Oh, what fun we had!

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  26. Global Warming by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 0, Troll

    This will be used as an excuse to say that global warming isn't real by people who don't know what they are talking about.

    1. Re:Global Warming by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 0

      It isn't global warming until there's tropical rain forest at the South Pole. Also, Al Gore.

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    2. Re:Global Warming by PPH · · Score: 1

      Its Climate Change. CLIMATE CHANGE. Don't you read the latest PR handouts?

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    3. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. and I know that on tv there are people that look different from me, but there are none in my town.. so clearly, if I can't see it outside my window (which is of course, the singular center of the universe and sum total of all reality), it must not be true.

    4. Re:Global Warming by Mashiki · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the pro-AGW crowd already has a monopoly on global warming causing everything.

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    5. Re:Global Warming by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Because the US is the whole world, eh?

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    6. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, it's -30 out right now with the wind chill, at least where I live, I was just making a quick hit at global warming because -30 is colder then today last year, thats all. No one of any serious intelligence would make a statement like that.

    7. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western Europe is currently having its record warm winter (it currently about 10 deg above average where I live). I'm not sure things average out (not even sure how to average weather events) but pls remember to keep a global perspective.

    8. Re:Global Warming by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Here you go, try a little data.

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    9. Re:Global Warming by joebok · · Score: 1

      What displaced all that cold air in the arctic when the arctic air came down here? I.e. don't just think about "warming" in isolation - also think about "global". Summarizing climate sciences in one or even two words probably means that you are probably leaving out some details.

    10. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      It was a joke. Try taking it a little more lightly

    11. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how many people didn't realize that was a joke.

    12. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because you don't understand the difference between a long-term global trend and a short-term localized phenomenon.

    13. Re:Global Warming by joebok · · Score: 1

      I guess you need to ramp up your exaggeration of ignorance! I know far too many people that are saying exactly what you joked, but they are dead serious. Very sad!

    14. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      That is sad, global warming is happening, it's a fact.

    15. Re:Global Warming by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying Global Warming doesn't exist, it does! However given this cold spell, I fail to see how the earth is warming up.

      Also known as the "It's cold in this one location at this one time so how can the entire Earth be warmer" argument against global warming. Easy to disprove. First off, climate isn't the same as weather. Secondly, let's say the temperature in your location went down by 20 degrees, but the temperature in a few other places (say, Pretoria, South Africa, Paris, France, and Hong Kong) have gone up by 10 degrees each. The average temperature across these four locations would be +2.5 degrees - or warmer on average. Even though you are shivering now, it doesn't mean that everyone is or that everyone will always be shivering. It just means that the temperatures dropped in one location for one period of time.

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    16. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, it clearly didn't come off that way, a few people have reacted to it.

    17. Re:Global Warming by hey! · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, retconning BS as a "joke" when caught with the shovel in your hand is now such a familiar tactic that it has become impossible to distinguish irony from chicanery from ignorant-parotting-of-chicanery-or-irony.

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    18. Re:Global Warming by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you're right, only because for some reason North American has developed an attitude where ignorance of fact is okay, it's really sad that we allow it as a society. The only way I can see to really prevent this kind of horrible spreed of ignorance is drastic measures, such as revoking citizenship to people who want to argue either A) Evolution or B) Climate Change, sadly this will never happen.

    19. Re:Global Warming by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      OK point taken. I fell foul of Poe's law, I guess :)

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    20. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go slit your fucking wrists communist, nigger loving fucktard.
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  27. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the drooling idiots who think climate change means things get uniformly wrong will immediately say "it's colder, so global climate change isn't happening".

    When, in fact, these kinds of things are predicted as suddenly the weather patterns change and things move around differently.

    You made a typo. Perhaps you meant "..they will immediately put a copy of a 'global warming' book in the snow and focus a camera on it for an hour while they talk about how sure they are that winter and summer are still in their rightful place."

  28. World ends at the northern minnesota border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love those USA weather maps that show the world ending at the northern border. Remember there is nothing north or Minnesota, it cant be possibly be colder even further north (like, say, Winnipeg) because further north does not exist!

    1. Re: World ends at the northern minnesota border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh hey, you're right, actually a few people do seem to live up there.

    2. Re:World ends at the northern minnesota border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because they're a *USA* weather map designed to show weather in the USA??

    3. Re:World ends at the northern minnesota border by foradoxium · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Polar Bears, Moose, Wolves and Reindeer care for the weather report.

    4. Re: World ends at the northern minnesota border by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      According to that map, there seems to be a rather large American population in Cuba, too...

      Didn't realize gitmo had gotten that big....

  29. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.skepticalscience.com/climate-change-global-warming.htm

    TL;DR: Both of the terms in question are used frequently in the scientific literature, because they refer to two different physical phenomena.

  30. Winter is Coming... by steamraven · · Score: 1

    Winter is Coming...

  31. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that certainly begs the question.

  32. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    sf bay area has been 'tee shirts and shorts' weather the past week or so. during the daytime, only, though, but still...

    a month ago, it was bitter cold. now, its getting closer to spring time (and I'm hearing a lot more birds singing; they seem to think its time to return; which is about 1 month too soon; you usually see the trees start to bloom around valentines day, in the bay area).

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  33. That's the joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for explaining it.

  34. VPN not an option for most of us by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Another Michigander (Michiganian?) here. Only one guy decided to brave his way into the office this morning. The rest of us were smart enough to fire up our remote terminal connections over our company VPN and work from home.

    I live in Michigan too. Wasn't that bad unless you are driving something like a Prius (aka a sled). Most of us don't have jobs that can be done from home. I run a manufacturing plant and it's pretty hard to make parts over a VPN connection.

    I was all set to at least attempt the trip in, but the 4 foot snow pile at the end of my driveway said otherwise.

    So you don't own a shovel? [/teasing] I plowed my driveway 3 times yesterday and again this morning. The roads near me were reasonably clear considering. Was a little later than usual but staying home wasn't really necessary.

    1. Re:VPN not an option for most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't make parts over a VPN connection, you're doing it wrong.

    2. Re:VPN not an option for most of us by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      My job involves remotely monitoring and administering servers so I can do it from almost anywhere as long as I can get onto the VPN. About the only reason I have to be physically at the office is for meetings and hard rebooting of servers.

      >>So you don't own a shovel? [/teasing] I plowed my driveway 3 times yesterday and again this morning. The roads near me were reasonably clear considering. Was a little later than usual but staying home wasn't really necessary.

      I do, and I did, but the stupid snow plow decided to pile everything up right at the end of my driveway and pack it in after I had already done it twice. It took me almost an hour to dig it out again and after that I wasn't in the mood to drive into work (I have a long commute). Our boss told us to not risk driving in unless we absolutely had to, and as no one else was in the office there wasn't any reason to be there.

      This weather isn't the worst I've seen by a long shot (that blizzard we had back in the early 80's was way way worse), but why risk it when you don't have to?

  35. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

    Where is global warming when you need it?

    Outside.

  36. Please stop the hyperbole! by Bugler412 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This ridiculous storm naming habit needs to stop! It's winter, sometimes it's cold and snowy, sometimes it's REALLY cold and snowy. I guess the next storm will be called "Winter Storm Anus Ripper" eh?

    1. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by asylumx · · Score: 3, Informative

      The polar vortex is not the name of the storm, it's the name of the low pressure system that usually sits much farther north and this year has come unusually far south, basically right over top of Milwaukee. Last year it affected Europe, this year it is affecting the US.

    2. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by operagost · · Score: 1

      At least having storms named "Winter Storm Nut Punch" would be entertaining.

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    3. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is the correct meteorological term. But that's not how it's being used in the non-scientific media

    4. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ridiculous storm naming habit needs to stop! It's winter, sometimes it's cold and snowy, sometimes it's REALLY cold and snowy. I guess the next storm will be called "Winter Storm Anus Ripper" eh?

      The name of a continually recurring naturally phenomenon (i.e. polar vortex) is hardly storm naming... it's scientific nomenclature, specific to meteorology in this case, used to describe why we have colder than normal temperatures across much of the US right now.

    5. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have they tried reversing the polarity?

    6. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      "Winter Storm" is too generic and needs a unique identifier for SEO purposes. Welcome to the post-SEO era.

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    7. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ridiculous storm naming habit needs to stop! It's winter, sometimes it's cold and snowy, sometimes it's REALLY cold and snowy. I guess the next storm will be called "Winter Storm Anus Ripper" eh?

      Makes me laugh that the weather services have to blow things out of proportion by naming winter storms. I think they were evening naming nor'easter's or summer storm as well. I always thought the "traffic reports" were stupid, if you live in an area (large city) and all the sudden your at a crawl, you can only assume with all the cars ahead of you there is going to be a problem.

    8. Re:Please stop the hyperbole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The polar vortex is not the name of the storm, it's the name of the low pressure system that usually sits much farther north and this year has come unusually far south, basically right over top of Milwaukee.

      Then call it the. Milwaukee Vortex, for cat's sake. It's nowhere near the pole. Maybe call it the "414 Suck". I'm convinced the media is just trying to scare people.

  37. Just as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm finding it be more like 1.5x colder.

    Stupid weathermen.

  38. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ugh. your angry ignorance is overwhelming. global warming is happening, meaning the MEAN (ie, average) global temperatures are rising. what this causes is (among other things) temperature and climate swings in any particular region are likely to become much more severe. (noticed any patterns lately of 'rare' storms happening frequently?)

    PART of the reason for calling it climate change (aside from the fact that the issue is bigger than just things getting warmer) is to change the semantics so dolts like you wouldn't look out the window and say 'gee zeke, aint no warmer here! all is good y'all! pop me another brewskie! here come's honey boo boo! " apparently, it didn't work as you so clearly display. someone intent on keeping their head buried up their ass will fight tooth and nail to do so.

  39. 40 Dog Years, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In 1996, in Minnesota, I remember quite well waking up to -45F. Further North, it got down to -60F. The governor cancelled school, and all of us kids went outside to play anyway.

    If it's only getting down to -40 in the coldest cities in the continental US, there are people who can't legally drink who have seen worse. Nice sensationalism though.

    1. Re:40 Dog Years, Maybe? by ripler · · Score: 1

      I was in MN in Jan 1994, playing in a band. I think it was Mankato, but I know it was the home of the Viking's training camp, and the week after the Cowboys knocked them out of the playoffs. I expected them to be upset about that, since we were from TX. Little did we know that TX had recently acquired a hockey team. >_>

      It was -52F when we got done playing that night. They were saying it was the coldest they had seen in a decade. It was definitely the coldest this TX boy had ever seen, or ever wished to see again. I remember when I shut the car door, the bar that connected the inside handle to the door latch snapped in two. Had to roll down the window, and open the door from the outside after that.

      Happy to have lows in the teens today, and one of the few chances I'll have this decade to pull out my 20 year old coat from that adventure.

    2. Re:40 Dog Years, Maybe? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never heard of canceling school for cold until the last 10 years. Inevitably when they do this, there are kids outside playing. My assumption is that it is less dangerous for the kids to be in school, but if something were to happen it would be the school's fault, but if something happens to the kids at home, it is the parent's fault. Same reason they cut down on bussing. It is probably 10 times more dangerous for 500 parents to drive their kids to school, than for 10 busses to pick the kids up, but the risk is all on the parents, so the schools are fine with it.

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    3. Re:40 Dog Years, Maybe? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Modern children are delicate snowflakes, and they might melt in all this global warming.

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  40. Yeah... weather is localized. by operagost · · Score: 1

    In southeast PA, we already had temps lower a few days ago (4 F) than the ones claimed for us during this "perfect frost" (8 F).

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  41. It's not cold if you have gear by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is all media drama. Real story here is how most people do not want to layer-up for weather like this. They will chance it wearing jeans, no hat (don't want to mess the 'do) and dressing just warm enough to make it to their car. This works great until car leaves you stranded because injectors gel'd up, or whatever. In this weather, walking a couple miles in the wind wearing only blue jeans, no hat/socks/mitts will easily f- you up. If you need to dress lightly, at least throw some appropriate gear in the trunk in case you *do* need to be out in it. Even new cars can have trouble in extreme cold.

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    1. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even new cars can have trouble in extreme cold."

      Funny, the Norwegians seem to be delighted with their electric Teslas (the number one selling vehicle in Norway of any kind in September, second best selling in November) and Leafs (number one selling vehicle in October). EVs market share there hit nearly 12 percent in November.

       

    2. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by Hatta · · Score: 0

      Shit, I don't go anywhere from late November until April without my Smartwool(TM) long underwear.

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    3. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe
      They live in places it doesn't get this cold usually, like Huntsville Alabama.

      Huntsville Alabama's record low temp is -11 F set back in 1966. The state's low is -27 F in New market of the same year. The average for Jan is 34 F. It's -11 F now, at 10:00. We're literally at our record low and it's slated to get colder as the day goes on. Where the fuck do you get off on telling people to know how to deal with stuff that is 40 degrees colder than average as well as a record low?

    4. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by afidel · · Score: 1

      I always put a pair of fleece PJ's in the car at the start of winter, put those under jeans or khaki's and you're good for as far as I'll ever try to walk in cold weather and I also have 4 space blankets in each vehicle in case we get stuck in a blizzard where we just need to stay put for a day or two (the second day would be miserable as they retain moisture so you'd be colder than the first day but it would keep you from freezing to death). The PJ's didn't cost me any extra as I just pulled one of my sets out of rotation and the space blankets were $6 for 10 on Amazon.

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    5. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by somenickname · · Score: 2

      I'd take it a step further and say the real story is that people are idiots. On a scale between Dangerously Oblivious and Zombie Apocalypse Prepper, most people heavily lean towards the former. Whether that's dressing for the conditions, driving for the conditions, keeping some basic emergency supplies in your car, having enough food in the house, having an emergency alternative heat source, etc. I'm not saying everyone needs a Unimog and a hardened bunker with a years worth of MREs in their backyard but, a little common sense and a little preparation can make most extreme winter weather nearly a non-event.

    6. Re:It's not cold if you have gear by replicacobra · · Score: 1

      The spec for many auto parts and system tests is operation (startup) at -40 deg.

  42. Remember folks.... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    This is weather not climate....so when the reverse happens, and the global warming alarmists sound their cry. Just tell them to stuff it.

    1. Re:Remember folks.... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they're already sounding their cry with the rationalization that warmer air is pushing the colder air south - all theory, of course, with no examination of actual observation to support it.

    2. Re:Remember folks.... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Not sure if anyone else feels the same, but Im at the point where I deeply loathe anyone who brings the whole climate change discussion up in anything tangentially related to weather patterns.

    3. Re:Remember folks.... by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Let's diagram it:

      Deniers <=== Reality ===> Alarmists

      It interesting to think about where the distribution curve falls on this scale for different populations.

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    4. Re:Remember folks.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't - very large scale temperature changes have a direct impact on weather. Look at the Nin[a,o] oscillations, for instance (they impact us in North America, not sure where you're based).

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    5. Re:Remember folks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Alberta, we have seen more freezing rain episodes the past month than the past 20 years combined. Temperatures swinging from below -30 to above freezing and back during this period. Does this count as "observation"?

    6. Re:Remember folks.... by nbsr · · Score: 1

      The temperature gradient attributable to the climate change is a degree per decade or so. Good luck sensing that. Your metabolism or body fat percentage is changing faster. Not to mention the weather.

    7. Re:Remember folks.... by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP PLEASE!

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    8. Re:Remember folks.... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The temperature gradient attributable to the climate change is a degree per decade or so.

      A degree per decade is way higher than climate science predicts regardless of whether you're talking F or C. The predictions are more on the order of 0.1 - 0.2 degrees C/decade (0.18 - 0.36 degrees F/decade). There is some speculation about a 4 degrees C rise by 2100 but that's pretty uncertain.

    9. Re:Remember folks.... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Nice...

      The whole irony, I get decried for being critical of the alarmism and poor science. Yet, I bet most of my critics weren't driving a Prius or 40 mpg vehicle. Composting. Feeding their waste to warms. Gardening and growing their own food. And trying to reduce their energy usage.

  43. I'm skeptical by wcrowe · · Score: 2

    One of the articles (the last one linked to) says, "Brutal conditions are expected in Detroit, which has had only five days in living memory when temperatures stayed below freezing all day." I find that hard to believe. I live quite a bit further south than Detroit, and we probably have at least two or three days a year where that is the case. Looking at the forecast for Detroit, I suspect it is a conversion problem. If someone in America says, "There have been only five days in living memory that the temp in Detroit has not gotten above zero", someone outside of the U.S. might read that and think zero Celcius, which is freezing, and not -18 Celcius, which is what is meant.

     

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    1. Re:I'm skeptical by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      article is clearly BS, it's well known that It's So Cold in the D

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    2. Re:I'm skeptical by operagost · · Score: 1

      Agreed-- with the January average HIGH in Detroit being at the freezing point, not having a 24 hour stretch below freezing is mathematically unlikely. Plus, I was just there a month ago and I don't remember it going above freezing during one day of that trip.

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    3. Re:I'm skeptical by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      that is amazingly horrible

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    4. Re:I'm skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Brutal conditions are expected in Detroit, which has had only five days in living memory when temperatures stayed below freezing all day." I find that hard to believe.

      So do I, especially considering that parts of Canada are due south of Detroit. So either they have really short living memories or they're measuring the temperature in the middle of an urban heat island.

    5. Re:I'm skeptical by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      , "Brutal conditions are expected in Detroit, which has had only five days in living memory when temperatures stayed below freezing all day." I find that hard to believe.

      Large cities have heat traps over them - they tend to stay rather warmer than the surrounding countryside.

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    6. Re:I'm skeptical by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:I'm skeptical by DruidWheresMyCar · · Score: 1

      I used to live in Detroit and can confirm. This time of year it's normal for temperatures to remain below freezing for days at a time, if not months. Temperatures remaining below zero is rare, but did happen for a week a couple of years ago.

  44. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Splab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Show us where we can correct those idiots - Global waming is such a stupid word to use, because people who wants to argue with you will focus on that single word.

    Doesn't matter if you had a billion scientists saying something different, there is a single word that the other person can attach to and argue against, which means you will have lost.

    Global climate change is a much better wording - you can even add a small star "due to global temperature average climbing".

  45. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, like *I FUCKING SAID*, I'm perfectly fine with the idea that climate and weather are two different things. I just want some consistency. You can't just pick and choose weather events and say "This weather event counts as evidence, but this one doesn't." Nor can you construct a hypothesis that is so convoluted as to be supported by ALL EVIDENCE, and which is impossible to disprove. That's not science, it's religion.

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  46. Off Topic by edibobb · · Score: 1

    Why is this sensationalist crap here? Is Dice trying to convert /. to CNN?

    News flash: It's going to be hot in the summertime, cold in the winter. Weather records are set every year.

  47. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by ApplePy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Climate != Weather

    Totally, right?

    Because all the kerfuffle here in the Rocky Mountain West the last decade has been hot summers and drought -- AS PROOF -- of global warming. It's in the papers here as soon as the temperature goes over 90F. Warming, warming, warming, we're all gonna die.

    Well, since Climate != Weather, why can't I say that the hot dry summers are proof of global cooling? After all, it's perfectly reputable, apparently, to say that -40F winter wind chill is proof of warming!

    I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it:

    Some of us already know what we should be doing. We should be building topsoil, planting trees, building alternative energy supplies, cleaning the air, cleaning the water, greening the deserts; in short, taking the simple steps to making Earth a little better.

    (Adding something like 1" of topsoil to America's farm land would sequester more CO2 than man has ever emitted, IIRC, and we could actually do that simultaneously with growing bio-fuels...!)

    AGW (whether true or false) is just something for people to argue about while governments and corporations make the biggest power grab in the history of power grabs. Divide and conquer at work.

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  48. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by binarylarry · · Score: 1

    Preach on my brotha! Those fools who fail to see the divine truth in global warming will pay dealy for their insolence!

    Freeze you earth killers, freeze to death in the name of global warming and maurice strong!

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  49. 'If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuff by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rubbish.

    The Day after Tomorrow was released in 2004.

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  50. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 0, Troll

    And they are rising, at a rate far far less than predicted by all your models. Nor have they risen to temperatures that exceed recent human history past. And are far far from anywhere close to the ancient past of the planet.

    Furthermore, your basis or increase in temperature mostly focuses on a few decades. Dismissed global warming that transpired on other celestrial bodies in our solar system during the same time. Has a habit of touting every storm or weather incident (even earthquakes) as proof of global warming, but denying those same incidents as proof against global warming. While yes, we did have some of the hottest years in recent record during the late 90's. We have also had some of the coldest incidents in recorded history in recent years as well. Northern, southern, east, and west hemispheres have experienced extreme incidences of cold.

  51. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by ericloewe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love it when idiots pick a single point of data and call it a trend.

    You could also try:

    "This glorified network cable costs 10 grand! Network cables are getting insanely expensive!"
    or
    "That airplane crashed! Air travel is getting more dangerous by the minute!"
    or
    "I used to buy only laptops, but now I build my own desktops. The desktop market is on the rise!"

  52. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by digitalchinky · · Score: 2

    This comment comes up every single time there is anything vaguely related to weather. The drooling idiot is usually quite open minded with valid questions about the direction of change - warmer, colder, more extreme, is it natural, how much impact do humans have, and so on. (Sure, there is the odd troll too) Just in the past year it seems anyone that would question these predictions quickly gets tagged as a denier. I really don't get it.

  53. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

    Try cueing the geologists and solar scientists. We're IN an Ice Age, and have been for the last ~2.58 million years. We're currently in between continental glaciations, and the next is due Real Soon Now. . . in geological terms (which is anytime from right now until 10,000 AD or so. . .)

    And you might want to talk to solar scientists, as we're in a solar minimum, and they are extensively correlated with lower global temperatures. Hint: google "Solar Minimum", "Maunder Minimum", and "Dalton Minimum".

    I'll also note that the warming trend that reportedly ended in 1998, still did not reach the average temperatures of the Medieval Optimum Period. . .

  54. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually it DOES NOT. When the evidence was corrected, it showed the medieval warm period and the roman warm period to both be warmer.

    But remember, it's all how you pick and choose your data, except for one fact. History. When we know places like Greenland/Iceland were historically freer of ice, etc. Then we KNOW that in the past it was in fact warmer.

  55. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    We're hitting temperatures not seen since the 1990's. And that's it. And last summer wasn't particularly hot. Where are the dramatic weather extremes we've been told would occur?

  56. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

    Yeah, like *I FUCKING SAID*, I'm perfectly fine with the idea that climate and weather are two different things. I just want some consistency. You can't just pick and choose weather events and say "This weather event counts as evidence, but this one doesn't." Nor can you construct a hypothesis that is so convoluted as to be supported by ALL EVIDENCE, and which is impossible to disprove. That's not science, it's religion.

    Global warming means there is more energy around. Energy which can move cold air to areas where it doesn't belong. The extra energy provided by global warming is right now moving huge amounts of freezing air from the polar region where it belongs, to the USA where it doesn't belong.

  57. Ahh, another spring day in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me know when the REAL winter weather hits!

  58. Old timer Michiganian here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a rather old Michiganian and I remember the cold weather we had in the late 70's. (I can't remember the exact year.) At the time, I was living in the northeast part of Detroit, which at the time was a decent place to live. The temperatures were very cold and the snow was piled up to very high. At intersections, it was hard to see cross traffic because of the snow piles. The city never plowed thew side residential streets and many people couldn't get from their homes to a main street. Even though tire chains were owlawed in the city, using them was the only way to get around. The situation was like that for a few weeks!

    P.S. The official term for residents of Michigan is Michiganian, the state legislature passed a resolution stating that. However, most people ignore that and continue to use Michigander. Personally, I think "Michigander" sounds like a goose!

    1. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by geeper · · Score: 1

      What's good for the goose is good for the Michigander!

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    2. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      I've heard both. I agree that Michigander sounds like a goose, but that was what I was told we were called for the longest time so it kind of stuck. I'm not sure I like Michiganian either though, maybe Michiganite?

    3. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I can't remember the exact year.)

      You're probably remembering the Great Blizzard of 1978. The bottom fell out for 3 days as pressure dropped to tropical depression levels.

      I was 7 at the time living in a small home in northwest Detroit. I remember the wind. Weather reports claimed wind chill of -50 to -60. I remember feeling trapped; for days you couldn't see anything but white out blizzard and all you could hear was wind.

      I live in Colorado now and have experienced straight line wind approaching 100 mph occasionally. Only lasts a few hours though and it's never been compounded by many feet of snow. Michigan gets pretty severe sometimes.

    4. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 1

      Michiganese?

    5. Re: Old timer Michiganian here! by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      There are two classes "UPers" and "Trolls". Only Michigan HAS UPers and trolls.

    6. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michiganite? Sounds like something you'd find in a minerals collection.

    7. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I've been campaigning for Michigoon for decades, but nobody seems to like that one. Can't imagine why.

    8. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by BKX · · Score: 1

      It was Michiganian originally (occasionally, Michiganite, but only by Wisconsinites). Then, in the 1850's Senator Abraham Lincoln got mad at one of Michigan's senators, who happened to be quite fat. Lincoln insulted him on the Senate floor by calling him the "Michigander" (which was, in part, a pun on the phrase, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander," in addition to calling him fat.) For whatever reason, the name expanded to mean, "person from Michigan," and it stuck.

    9. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by stoploss · · Score: 1

      As a former resident of the state, I would like to register my vote for Michigawegian.

    10. Re:Old timer Michiganian here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I just call them Meshugenahs.

  59. Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg car by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Informative

    Prius are heavier for their size and weight distribution thanks to the batteries and the transaxle (generator/motor). This added weight makes the Prius far better in the snow than the average front wheel drive vehicle.

    Just an FYI...

    My Prius was the best non-4x4/AWD vehicle i've driven in the snow. But no, nothing is quite as nice as 4x4

  60. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by SJHillman · · Score: 2

    We also know that, historically, Antarctica was north of Australia. So just saying that Greenland was once clear of ice is picking and choosing facts just as much as only looking at any other limited dataset. The truth is that it's a very complex system with a shit-ton of variables involved on a daily basis. Once you start looking at historical trends, you need to consider everything from solar cycles to plate tectonics.

  61. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by thoriumbr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is in Rio de Janeiro, were the heat is setting off sprinklers.

  62. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nor can you construct a hypothesis that is so convoluted as to be supported by ALL EVIDENCE, and which is impossible to disprove.

    That word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

  63. Blah blah... by Akratist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looking at a chart for this part of the Midwest, there have been plenty of days this cold, if not significantly colder. The real problem here is crappy reporting, short memories, an ignorance of historical data, and general sensationalism. The big laugher is in last sentence of the last linked article: "Brutal conditions are expected in Detroit, which has had only five days in living memory when temperatures stayed below freezing all day." Really? No one knows the difference between 0 degree F and freezing? Between this kind of sloppy reporting and naming winter storms, the public interest in meteorology is going to taper off even further, once we all get through this and it gets back into the 40s by the end of the week. When weather news then becomes marginalized, people pay even less attention to the realities of climate change and other issues...maybe that's the point, I don't know.

    1. Re: Blah blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did miss the point. I live in Detroit and, due to this reporting you complain of, I have the day off work and my night class is cancelled. A busy day turned into a day of leisure (minus the snow shoveling). Score one for sensationalism!

    2. Re:Blah blah... by slinches · · Score: 1

      "Brutal conditions are expected in Detroit, which has had only five days in living memory when temperatures stayed below freezing all day." Really? No one knows the difference between 0 degree F and freezing?

      Well, they didn't specify below freezing of what exactly. I mean, everyone knows Linseed Oil freezes around -4F, right?

      Ooh, I just had a great idea!! We should stop using all of these arbitrary scales for temperature and start using melting/freezing/boiling points instead. For example: "It's gonna be hot one today, paraffin might start to melt." Instead of "It's going to be hot today, the high may reach 115F." Much easier to understand and there's no need for any conversions.

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    3. Re:Blah blah... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      It was 14 degrees here in Dallas this morning. That's twice-a-decade temps for us. We're "lucky" if we see 18 or 19 once in a winter, let alone below freezing temps overnight.Keep in mind Dallas is only about 100 miles north of Cairo Egypt by latitude.

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    4. Re:Blah blah... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Except for altitude, Denver vs Seattle boiling point of water is 95C vs 100C.

    5. Re:Blah blah... by slinches · · Score: 1

      But that's precisely the point. There's so little value in comparing temperatures in everyday situations that just referring to the local melting/boiling point is more meaningful. It already takes things like air pressure and wind speed into account.

      Of course there would be no way to do any calculations using that scale, but that's what an absolute scale like Kelvin or Rankine are for.

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    6. Re:Blah blah... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      On Friday, water might start to melt around here.

      This time of year, I don't refer to 32F/0C/273K as "freezing". I refer to it as "melting".

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    7. Re:Blah blah... by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      15F in Midland this morning, so I feel your theory of relativity: that's cold here for us.

      Of course, we chuckle when heat waves of 95-100 cripple the Northern cities. We work outside in 100F at least a month's worth of days every summer.

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    8. Re:Blah blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying kids (anyone under 30) are dumb? Yeah, we know.

    9. Re:Blah blah... by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      It snowed in Cairo last month. So by that logic, you pretty much had it coming, I'd say.

  64. I call bullshit on your real winter by swb · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NOAA lists -27F as the lowest recorded temperature in Chicago.

    They also have a list of days with a temperature below -16F and 1980 wasn't listed.

    http://www.crh.noaa.gov/lot/?n=chi_temperature_records

    1. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      The lowest temperature I've personally experienced was below -20 F.

      How much below I don't know because the lowest temperature marking on the thermometer I had was -20, and all the alcohol was below that. In fact it was all in the bulb. Huddled. I think if you listened carefully you could maybe hear it chattering.

    2. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by swb · · Score: 1

      It was -22 F this morning in Minneapolis. I stepped outside to get the paper and it was breathtaking.

      I walked the dog for about 5 minutes last night at -16F and it seems like the inside of your nostrils starts to freeze.

    3. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an NSA coverup, obviously

    4. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      The NOAA lists -27F as the lowest recorded temperature in Chicago.

      They also have a list of days with a temperature below -16F and 1980 wasn't listed.

      http://www.crh.noaa.gov/lot/?n=chi_temperature_records

      If you notice, he was very careful to not specify his temperature units.

      I think at this point, we can only rule out the Kelvin scale and assume that he must either be a politician or lawyer.

    5. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by plover · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope you put boots on your dog's feet.

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    6. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've experienced nostril freezing many times. Typically happens below -10F. The snow also makes strange sounds when you walk on it under those conditions.

      I once lived in a place where the frost line was 48" down. Even then we had a period of weather (3 weeks below 0 F) that was freezing some of the water mains.

    7. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

      Well... I checked the distance to make sure old-fart-ism wasn't fscking with my memory... didn't think about the temperature. Can't find any records of the local temps, just the Chicago records you found.... oh well.

      Sorry.

    8. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by swb · · Score: 1

      I think if we had these kinds of temperatures in Minneapolis for any length of time freezing water mains would be possible.

      I measured my cold tap water temperature this morning with the water running and it got down to 43.7 degrees F. AFAIK, the ground temperature below the common frost line is supposed to be something like 50 degrees.

      I figure if the water is getting colder than that the frost depth is greater than the people who dug the pipes planned for. Of course, this is an unusual cold snap and it won't stay this cold, so its unlikely that the mains near where I live will freeze but it wouldn't surprise me if they have problems in places where they weren't buried deep enough or surface excavations have effectively raised the depth of the pipes or where they weren't buried deep enough to begin with.

    9. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by swb · · Score: 1

      Dogs don't get frostbite in their paws.

      http://iditarod.com/zuma/do-sled-dogs-wear-booties-to-prevent-frostbite-by-sanka-w-dog/

      http://dogingtonpost.com/why-dont-barefoot-dogs-get-frostbite/#.UssLG_RDu3I

      Booties for dogs are mainly about protecting their paws from sharp edges of ice and snow as well as protecting them from deicing chemicals.

      I'm pretty sure I've never seen a coyote or timber wolf wearing booties and they are outside all year.

    10. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by plover · · Score: 1

      I have "inside dogs" that have very tender paws. They don't have the calluses that wild dogs or outside dogs have. A part-time outside dog also may not have the insulation needed, either. Just watch your beast for signs of discomfort when it's this cold out: lifting their paws is what I usually see.

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    11. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Some other 'cool' things I've seen in very cold weather -

      generally to get this kind of weather requires a very clear sky to get local radiative cooling. At night, if you are in a place that's a bit elevated and doesn't have much light pollution the 'seeing' can be spectacular. Some views of the Milky Way under those situations can be really moving.

      another thing I've seen is an 'icebow'. That is a diffractive view caused by regular ice crystals in the atmosphere.

      I live in a place that's a bit warmer now. I don't miss the extreme weather, but I'm glad I had a chance to have these experiences.

    12. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      That's the lowest recorded in Chicago proper, perhaps. Up/out in the suburbs, away from the lake, it can and has gotten much colder.

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    13. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by swb · · Score: 1

      My dog gets walked about two miles on weekdays and 3-5 on weekend days. I never have to clip his nails because he grinds them down. His pads are like rough leather and he never lifts his paws when we walk in the winter.

      But dogs don't get frostbite because of their paw toughness, it's because their circulatory system works to circulate warm blood differently than humans. We pull circulation from our extremities to maintain or cores and brain. Dogs circulate more blood in their extremities which prevents frostbite.

    14. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Dogs don't get frostbite in their paws.

      Bullshit they don't. When I was out in Alberta the bylaw picked up two dozen dogs over the course of a month with frostbite on their paws(we were in the -0F to -20F range). In fact, dogs will bite off frostbite, right down to the bone. Some breeds are more resistant to frostbite however.

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    15. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      This may be true, but it would also result in a greater risk of hypothermia.
      If the extremities are better heated by blood that means the heat is lost quicker. If the dog doesn't have the calluses and skin to protect the paws from this heat loss a long walk in extreme snow will probably kill them.
      Warning: I am not a vet. I am merely using logic and the posts I read on the internet. A vet will be able to tell you if putting shoes on your dog is a good idea. I do not know if your dog likes shoes on it's paws.

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    16. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dogs have a higher core body temperature, and they also have a much more active thyroid gland, which makes a *huge* difference. It's why pound for pound, dogs need about double the calories a human does.

      Acclimated dogs don't really start noticing cold til it's -25F or so, and then only if inactive. I've never seen one get frostbite, even with routine temps in the -45F range. Yeah, if they're standing around, they'll start lifting the feet after half an hour or so at zero. But, cripes, even my 6 pound toy poodle house pet was okay so long as it wasn't below zero, and her feet were clipped.

      The salt used on city sidewalks will eat a dog's pads, tho, and it probably itches like hell.

      Only frostbite I've seen in animals was in outdoor cats, who'd lose the paper-thin tips of their ears when it got down below -40F. They'd just get crisp and fall off.

      [I'm a pro dog trainer, and I've lived half my life in Montana. My working dogs are not indoor pets.]

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    17. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NOAA lists -27F as the lowest recorded temperature in Chicago.

      Yeah yeah yeah. Official records suck balls. I lived south of Chicago and I recall wind chills as low as -45F -50F being announced on the radio and actual temps as low as -30F in the late 1970s.

      I was also in Iraq in the summer of 2005 and in July, the temperature hit 145F as shown by a few actual thermometers. Look at the official record. 118F? Fuck off. Even Yahoo weather was showing over 129F.

    18. Re:I call bullshit on your real winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.city-data.com/forum/weather/1491361-thermometer-shade-sun.html

      I bet your 145F thermometer was in direct sunlight, or attached to a thermally conductive object exposed to direct sunlight. 145F in the shade is "unusual" here on Earth.

  65. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So when you play roulette and you see three odd numbers in a row, I guess that's empirical evidence that probability theory is wrong?

  66. Re:The Article and Weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stay On-Topic

  67. Or it will trigger by PortHaven · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Global Warming alarmists who don't know what they're talking about to deride folks who do, for pointing to a weather event....just like Global Warming alarmists do EVERY SINGLE hurricane, drought, flood, tornado and earthquake.

    1. Re:Or it will trigger by Jawnn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Global Warming alarmists who don't know what they're talking about to deride folks who do, for pointing to a weather event....just like Global Warming alarmists do EVERY SINGLE hurricane, drought, flood, tornado and earthquake.

      That doesn't change the fact that a pattern of weather events (hot or cold) is an indicator of climate change. Understanding that, it is fair to deride anyone who observes isolated events (hot or cold) and then makes pronouncements about climate change.

    2. Re:Or it will trigger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. As a master baker, I find it ridiculous when people say "Oh, that flour is completely rotted. It shouldn't be used in bread." And I try to explain to them, over and over again, that bread is a combination of multiple ingredients, not just flour. They try to tell me that the components that make up bread have some sort of bearing on the final bread itself, which is completely stupid. They're not experts on bread baking, I am! After all, I watch at least 15 minutes of the cooking channel every other week, and occasionally read on article on what butter is the best butter to put on the bread -- yet people that AREN'T bakers try to tell ME that rotted flour, rancid butter, or weevil-filled sugar are somehow related to bread! What idiots! They should be derided! Some day, they'll see what my bread looks like if I ever decide to bake some.

    3. Re:Or it will trigger by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

      Bah! A true alarmist doesn't wait for events...

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    4. Re:Or it will trigger by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Agreed, that said, it's now a 17 year period. Which is nearly equal in length to the warm period that stirred up the controversy.

    5. Re:Or it will trigger by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      He creates his own. ;-)

  68. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Has a habit of touting every storm or weather incident (even earthquakes) as proof of global warming, but denying those same incidents as proof against global warming.

    I suspect that is selection bias on your part. While the media do love to play up the "global warming" angle after every calamity, in every interview with an actual climate scientist that I've seen, the scientists seem pretty eager to distance themselves from that sort of speculation. If they have their dander up, they might point to theories which predict that the frequency and intensity of storms will increase, but that's about as far as I've seen them go.

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  69. "Under 40"link - pic of Saturn!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you click on that "If you're under 40..." link, you're taken to an article on the South African Times web site, headed by a really gnarly picture of a circular weather system. Trouble is, that's *Saturn's* north pole, not Earth's! And there's no mention of Saturn in the article - it's presented as if it's a satellite image of recent weather on Terra.

    I have emailed the Times with a bit of a snottogram...

    1. Re:"Under 40"link - pic of Saturn!! by ponraul · · Score: 1

      ok

  70. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in Finland. No snow at all :(.

  71. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But where are all of you to point this out when idiots get on TV and try to claim that the latest big hurricane was "exacerbated by global warming"?

    I obviously can't speak for every Slashdotter who thinks that the scientific consensus is probably correct, but I know it pisses me off when they do that.

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  72. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Johann+Lau · · Score: 2

    It's right here. More energy in the system, more chaotic weather. It doesn't just mean it gets "warmer everywhere all the time".

  73. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, considering the jet stream usually runs further north without large southward lobes in it, and considering it is the temperature differential between the arctic and southern climes that creates a strong jet stream, a warming trend in the arctic weakens the jet stream and allows these polar vortexes to move south. So yes, this is actually a result of global warming. Global warming doesn't actually say that the planet will turn into a boiling hot place. It simply says that global average temperatures are rising. The effect of that is to put increasing amounts of energy (in the form of water vapor) in to the atmosphere. This means more intense storms more frequently. That includes winter storms. It pushes weather out to the extremes on both sides. Deeper freezes, hotter summers, less temperate weather.

  74. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All I can say is : Cool!

    1. Re:Cool by khr · · Score: 4, Funny

      All I can say is : Cool!

      Damn! That's just cold, man...

    2. Re:Cool by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      No need to get all frigid about it, he was just joking around.

  75. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    Whether you believe in GW science or not, trying to explain individual weather events using climate science is utterly ridiculous.

  76. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by impossiblefork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The AC is making a serious error here and it almost seems as if though he imagines the US to be the entire world even weather-wise.

    Meanwhile, here in Europe we have weather so unusually warm that it's almost unnatural. I live in Sweden and this time of year I can usually do such things as skate, ski cross country and engage other snow-requiring activities. However, today it's been six degrees Celsius and I'm seriously considering taking a short drive with the top down tomorrow provided that it's sunny.

    This is of course kind of anecdotal but actual data (http://www.smhi.se/klimatdata/meteorologi/2.1353/showImg.php?par=tmpAvv) demonstrates the same thing. About five degrees warmer than the normal temperatures and probably much warmer during the warmest part of the day.

  77. Bullshit conflagration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What bothers me is the bullshit line about not seeing weather that cold if you're under 40. I remember 20 years ago. And while this may be about 10-20 colder than average for those in the -60s environment, I don't have to be 40 to remember the last 15-20 times wind chill exceeded -40.

  78. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming just isn't happening. Climate change is undeniable, even if it's been going on every year since time began. It's a better slogan.

  79. No they definitely are not better by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Prius are heavier for their size and weight distribution thanks to the batteries and the transaxle (generator/motor). This added weight makes the Prius far better in the snow than the average front wheel drive vehicle.

    A current generation Prius weighs almost exactly the same as a current generation VW Golf. Both are around 1325 kilograms. I've driven one myself in the winter weather where I live and it was pretty pathetic in the snow - although to be fair not vastly worse than a lot of other small hatchbacks with all season tires. The low rolling resistance tires were not very good - they are skinny which is actually helpful in snow but the tread and rubber compound does you no favors in icy/wet conditions. We had several Priuses at a test track I used to work at a few years ago so we got to know them pretty well. Let's just say their winter performance wasn't exactly confidence inspiring. My sister owned one for about 3-4 years and her opinion is similar to mine though she live further south where bad weather was less common. With a set of winter tires it ought to handle reasonably well compared with similar hatchbacks though no where near as well as my Xterra. :-)

    1. Re:No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 2

      Dude: You mentioned winter tires, but it needs mentioning again. Blizzaks FTW. Every complaint you make about the Prius is actually a complaint about the tires. :)

      When it's snowing and nasty outside, do you wear smooth-soled open-toed sandals, or proper boots?

      Even on your Xterra: Put some decent rubber on the thing that's made for the conditions, and just go for it.

      My old RWD BMW 325i with a skinny set of Blizzaks goes, turns, and stops like an unstoppable force on ice and snow and sun-polished packed snow and.... This, despite having only a bit more than 5 inches of ground clearance.

      The only time it has issues is on fresh snow up to 8 or 9 inches deep. Beyond that, it starts floating on the floor pan and there isn't enough weight on the tires for them to grip anything. Adding 80 or 100 pounds of ballast over the rear axle helps, but there are limits.

      In the 7 or 8 years I've owned this car, it has been stuck once. And that was on 13 inches of newly-fallen snow. The rest of the time, I carry a tow strap to help other vehicles out of ditches....much to the amazement of several FWD sedan drivers, and one or two 4WD Jeep owners.

      But it's not the car (well some of it is -- the weight distribution is quite good, and there is a lot of weight to distribute), it's the tires.

    2. Re:No they definitely are not better by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Every complaint you make about the Prius is actually a complaint about the tires.

      Not at all. You could put the best winter tires possible on it and I would still have plenty to complain about. No AWD, pathetic power, shitty handling, borderline ugly looks, bizarre dashboard, cheap materials, very limited battery only range, etc. This is not a car I would chose to go winter rallying in regardless of the choice of tires. At best you'll make it reasonable for commuting but it never is going to be more than bearable in the snow.

      Even on your Xterra: Put some decent rubber on the thing that's made for the conditions, and just go for it.

      I could but I have some excellent tires with a very aggressive tread on mine. Handles incredibly well in the snow - well enough that winter tires haven't been necessary. I even have a plow attached and it works great. I also have a small sports car which does have a set of winter tires which are VERY necessary or else the thing would be utterly undriveable in the winter. (light + front engine + rear drive + wide tires = sled)

      The only time it has issues is on fresh snow up to 8 or 9 inches deep.

      We got nearly twice that yesterday where I live. Snowfalls that deep happen usually at least once a year here and usually more often.

      In the 7 or 8 years I've owned this car, it has been stuck once. And that was on 13 inches of newly-fallen snow. The rest of the time, I carry a tow strap to help other vehicles out of ditches....much to the amazement of several FWD sedan drivers, and one or two 4WD Jeep owners.

      That sounds more like competent driving than anything else. If you can haul another vehicle out of a ditch with a small FWD sedan then it wasn't stuck too badly to begin with. I don't really consider a vehicle stuck until you need a winch. :-)

    3. Re:No they definitely are not better by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      My old RWD BMW 325i with a skinny set of Blizzaks goes, turns, and stops like an unstoppable force on ice and snow

      Is stopping like an unstoppable force a good thing or a bad thing?

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    4. Re:No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 2

      Yes.

    5. Re:No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 1

      Not at all. You could put the best winter tires possible on it and I would still have plenty to complain about. No AWD, pathetic power, shitty handling, borderline ugly looks, bizarre dashboard, cheap materials, very limited battery only range, etc. This is not a car I would chose to go winter rallying in regardless of the choice of tires. At best you'll make it reasonable for commuting but it never is going to be more than bearable in the snow.

      But "reasonable for commuting" is what a Prius is *for*: It's a purpose-built car, and it does only one thing well (commuting in city traffic). Winter driving doesn't need AWD or lots of power or terrific handling: It just needs enough traction to operate at a reasonable speed.

      With correct tires, I maintain that it would be a very useful vehicle on snow and ice. (Remember, context: We're talking about "Polar Vortex Sends Life-Threatening Freeze to US" and what that means to a driver.)

      I mean, sure: I wouldn't be caught dead owning a Prius....for many of the same reasons you mention. But to those that it is a useful vehicle most of the year, having a set of winter tires to swap on would be a great idea for making it useful the rest of the year.

    6. Re:No they definitely are not better by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      8 winters in Alaska on all-seasons worked for me, in an AWD Subaru WRX. The only time I got stuck, I was high-sided on a snow bank, with a spotter who kept telling me to keep going, well after I should have stopped. I did manage a self-extraction (with shovels and sand). Even on ice and deep snow, all-seasons worked fine. With studs you can pretty much drive like normal in most cars. Blizzaks are a waste. If you want that level of performance, "regular" snow tires with studs will beat you ever time. The only time they are good is if you want quiet. Studs are surprisingly loud, and that bothers some people.

    7. Re:No they definitely are not better by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Winter driving doesn't need AWD or lots of power or terrific handling: It just needs enough traction to operate at a reasonable speed.

      I disagree with this on several counts. AWD/4WD is super helpful for accelerating in sloppy conditions. Having 4 drive wheels gives a much better chance of gaining traction when one or more of the drive wheels inevitably spins. Most FWD cars do not have a limited slip diff so if one drive wheel loses traction the car will be unable to accelerate. In most cases AWD makes it much easier to get the vehicle moving in the direction you want when conditions are icy. There is a reason most rally cars have 4 drive wheels but the same reason applies to passenger vehicles. After a good set of winter tires, AWD/4WD is the next option I typically want on a vehicle when available for winter driving. (other stuff like ABS etc comes standard)

      You also do need decent handling for sloppy conditions but the type of handling you need is different than that for dry pavement. You need a car that will tend to keep the nose of the vehicle pointed where you want it, that will not remove traction from wheels due to suspension dynamics, etc. Cars that handle off-road driving well tend to do well in snowy conditions too and handling is an important part of that.

    8. Re:No they definitely are not better by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Studs are surprisingly loud, and that bothers some people.

      They also aren't legal on public roads in some places. They work great but aren't always an option. In Alaska I'd consider them standard equipment.

    9. Re:No they definitely are not better by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Lots of people use them in Alaska. I never did and didn't ever have a problem. The only crashes I ever had in Alaska, I was at a dead stop and hit from behind on sunny days on dry roads in summer (3 times, no it wasn't me stopping short or anything like that). Safe driving is much much more important than studs.

    10. Re:No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 0

      I disagree with this on several counts. AWD/4WD is super helpful for accelerating in sloppy conditions. Having 4 drive wheels gives a much better chance of gaining traction when one or more of the drive wheels inevitably spins. Most FWD cars do not have a limited slip diff so if one drive wheel loses traction the car will be unable to accelerate.

      Accelerating is only a small part of the equation. I spend more time turning and braking than accelerating. In normal, non-spirited driving, AWD does not (cannot) help with turning or braking.

      Meanwhile, such niceties as traction control are standard on many newer vehicles. Indeed, starting with MY 2012, standard stability control is required for new cars sold in the US, which implies the inclusion of basic traction control.

      It ain't no locking diff, Torsen, or even clutch-based Positraction. But it will allow a 2WD vehicle to accelerate, even with an open differential, even with one wheel having zero traction, by selectively applying braking to the driven wheel that is spinning using little more than existing modern ABS systems and software.

      In most cases AWD makes it much easier to get the vehicle moving in the direction you want when conditions are icy. There is a reason most rally cars have 4 drive wheels but the same reason applies to passenger vehicles. After a good set of winter tires, AWD/4WD is the next option I typically want on a vehicle when available for winter driving. (other stuff like ABS etc comes standard)

      There are a number of good reasons why I don't commute in a rally car. Remember the context. I will not dignify this line of reasoning with any more response than this sentence.

      You also do need decent handling for sloppy conditions but the type of handling you need is different than that for dry pavement. You need a car that will tend to keep the nose of the vehicle pointed where you want it, that will not remove traction from wheels due to suspension dynamics, etc. Cars that handle off-road driving well tend to do well in snowy conditions too and handling is an important part of that.

      What you describe is neutral handling. It is something that driving enthusiasts crave, and is something that your Xterra is incapable of.

      And you're wrong. Most drivers (given the poor state of driver's education in this country) are better prepared to deal with understeer, than a neutral-handling car which may just as easily oversteer as do anything else.

      Suspension dynamics play little part in winter driving on normal roads: Due to the coefficient of friction being approximately crap, there simply is not enough dynamic force applied to the suspension in a turn accelerating/braking for things to change much. Keeping the car in a straight line on a road covered in washboard-like packed snow is more a function of toe angle than anything else....and toe does not change as a function of suspension dynamics.

      What was I going on about again? Oh, yeah: Tires. Having tires that are appropriate to the task is important on any vehicle, whether it be a Prius or an articulated loader. Without friction, none of the rest of this even matters.

      But you can keep arguing if you want. I'm here all night.

    11. Re:No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of degrees.

      But given a choice in the matter, I'll take a few hundred dollars worth of proper winter tires over an expensive AWD/4WD drivetrain, any day of the week when it comes to winter driving: Having two driven axles instead of one doesn't help me stop and doesn't help me stay on the road. Good tires and driving technique do.

      Winter tires are also cheap because while I'm driving around wearing out a set of Blizzaks, one thing I'm not doing is wearing out my expensive summer tires.

      The studs/no studs/Blizzaks/chains/something else debate is a different one altogether, and depends on the conditions anticipated, which depends on locality and the typical weather, and the treatments applied to roads.

      Around here, for instance, they treat the roads with rock salt. Works great in warmer temperatures to turn the road to deep slush....which Blizzaks aren't actually particularly good at clearing.

      Some places treat the road with sand or gravel. Some places use cinders.

      Right now, it's ridiculously cold out for these parts. The (18-year-old) BMW won't even start. But if it did start, I'd want studded tires instead of Blizzaks because the road surface is hard, compacted, polished snow (ie: ice).

      But these are unusual circumstances. If every winter were like this, I'd have facilities in place (block heater, battery heater, etc) to keep this from being an issue. And I'd still strive to have season-appropriate tires.

      Your WRX would be happier (both safer, and more fun), too.

    12. Re:No they definitely are not better by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But given a choice in the matter, I'll take a few hundred dollars worth of proper winter tires over an expensive AWD/4WD drivetrain, any day of the week when it comes to winter driving: Having two driven axles instead of one doesn't help me stop and doesn't help me stay on the road. Good tires and driving technique do.

      You turn with all four wheels. AWD helps you turn. For one, taking a tight turn from a stop on polished ice (in summer tires), FWD will rotate you around your rear wheels. AWD will rotate you around your rear wheels, while simultaneously moving those wheels. For turns, engine braking works all four wheels, not just the front (most people are too abrupt with lifting the throttle when they go too fast, and with FWD, you break the fronts loose, and are often locked into terminal understeer). With AWD, you have more options to get out of terminal understeer, allowing you more control in turns.

      Your WRX would be happier (both safer, and more fun), too.

      It's much more fun when the limits of traction are much lower. You can fishtail more easily, and practice recoveries for when it isn't controlled. That's plenty fun. Studs on ice will give you more grip than rubber on road. But one of the major drawbacks on studs is that traction is highly variable. A very-hard packed ice with 3" of packed snow on it (packs into a surprisingly thin layer of ice), and your studs will have no more grip than summer tires (they'll peel the top layer from the bottom, but when they are not firmly bonded, that's like wearing socks on the ice). So studs are much more likely to result in overconfidence errors. Summer tires on the same surface are no different than normal because both cases have very little grip.

      chains suck. They are used solely for legislative reasons or changing conditions (a cross-country drive with some mountains, where carrying a full set of tires and changing them on the side of the road would be impractical).

    13. Re:No they definitely are not better by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No AWD, pathetic power, shitty handling, borderline ugly looks, bizarre dashboard, cheap materials, very limited battery only range, etc. This is not a car I would chose to go winter rallying in regardless of the choice of tires.

      How exactly do "ugly looks", a "bizarre dashboard", cheap (interior I assume) materials, and a limited battery-only range affect winter driving? And "shitty handling" for that matter: when you drive a car in snow and ice, handling is not important, since you're supposed to be driving very slowly around corners. Even "pathetic power" isn't important: you're supposed to be driving slowly, not accelerating quickly. The only thing that matters in snow and ice is traction, and that's only affected by three things: tires, weight distribution, and number of driven wheels. Front-wheel drive cars are better than RWD for traction, though not as good as AWD, and Prius is FWD with a lot of weight in the front. So the only real problem with them is the tires, and that's easily solved with proper winter tires. And most importantly, this isn't any different from just about any other smallish FWD car out there today.

    14. Re:No they definitely are not better by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Studded tires are illegal in many places.

    15. Re:No they definitely are not better by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I drive an F350 dually. Dually is supposed to be bad on ice, right? Well, it's not. It was decent even with crappy street tires (no problem stopping and starting, tho steering was an Adventure). It's damn good with all-seasons (some off-brand actually made by Cooper). They're an extremely stiff-sidewall tire, and that makes a BIG difference.

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    16. Re: No they definitely are not better by adolf · · Score: 1

      And it would do even better with winter tires.

      Srsly, folks. It is not a difficult concept.

    17. Re: No they definitely are not better by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I couldn't afford to spend $1200 on tires twice. So I did the best compromise -- deep-tread all-weather tires. If it gets really nasty, I'll put cables on the outside rears. -- I've experimented with trying to make it slide on ice, and was happy to note that whatever they did to the rubber, it's almost sticky on ice. (I've been told you can get such an effect from rubbing the tire with dry laundry detergent... ???)

      The best winter tires I've ever had were Atlas 6-ply highway tires. Next best was studded snow tires on all four wheels. Both on a little sports car. Couldn't skid the thing on ice with either set.

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  80. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    The normal tires that come with a Prius are absolutely terrible in the snow. Put a couple of winter tires on it, and it does just fine, though. I wouldn't say it does better than the Subaru (which you see all over the place here), but it's good enough.

    The only frustrating part is the traction control that can't be turned off combined with very high torque at low speeds. A little bit of ice under one wheel and it can be very hard to get the car to move at all.

  81. Life threatening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if you are not prepared, we live up here in the Artic circle at -40 often.

    As long as it is a Dry cold you are fine. Same as anything in life, be prepared.

    Adapt or die.

  82. LOL. Weathertologist by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    Just like a religion, you can claim all you want and dispense with all dissent with a wave of a hand. The sad part is, we have had worse weather patterns before and we will have varied and unpredictable weather patterns in the future.

    Guess what, it has always been this way. The idea you can suddenly declare THIS is more relevant than THAT or whatnot is just silly. Yet every exceptional weather issue suddenly is proof positive of your belief. Whats next, finding pictures of Al Gore on bread?

    Do you realize how silly you come off with your "IN FACT" declaration. Its not fact, its theory and the one thing about weather we all know is, we cannot tell you whats going to happen one month to the next. If we could then someone should have known this was coming way off but guess what they did not.

    I would love to see the model which shows no hurricanes smacking the US, record low tornado activity, followed with one week of exceptional cold. There won't be one, but it certainly won't stop the fanatics from declaring it.

    Hell, over a hundred years ago we had sixty foot drifts in New York, can you imagine the insanity that would cause today?

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    1. Re:LOL. Weathertologist by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1

      Al Gore

      *chug*

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    2. Re:LOL. Weathertologist by Reziac · · Score: 1

      http://rt.com/news/winter-snow-russia-weather-275/

      Not near as bad as the pics from a couple years ago, tho. (Which I couldn't find offhand, but...)

      And those doors on the 2nd floor of older buildings in West Yellowstone are not for decoration, either.

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  83. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh I get it, Global warming is the energy that moves the weather. So if it gets hotter or colder this summer it is global warming. If it is warmer or colder this winter it is global warming. If there are more or fewer tornado's or stronger / weaker hurricanes. It is all global warming.

    So all weather events are proof of global warming no matter what way they go. Great logic!

  84. Get a grip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Norway, in my town, we were seven degrees from reaching -40C in April... We still send our kids outside to play in the kindergartens in that temperature. Get a grip.

  85. The plural of vortex is vortices by macsuibhne · · Score: 1

    Just sayin...

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    1. Re:The plural of vortex is vortices by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      According to dictionary.com, both are correct, but I'm not buying it!

  86. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    So when you play roulette and you see three odd numbers in a row, I guess that's empirical evidence that probability theory is wrong?

    Naw, there's a slightly less than 1:8 probability of that (00 is technically even, I think). Do it 32 times in a row, though, and it's bout 130K less than a 1:4,294,967,296 probability, at which point I'm going to claim it's a rigged table (rigged source data set).

  87. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    sf bay area has been 'tee shirts and shorts' weather the past week or so.

    "Winter" in the SF Bay Area is that time of year you wear socks.

  88. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prius are heavier for their size and weight distribution thanks to the batteries and the transaxle (generator/motor). This added weight makes the Prius far better in the snow than the average front wheel drive vehicle.

    Just an FYI...

    My Prius was the best non-4x4/AWD vehicle i've driven in the snow. But no, nothing is quite as nice as 4x4

    I'm calling not just extreme, but exceptional bullshit on this one. The low rolling resistance tires make them a fucking deathtrap; I've driven my spouse's in the snow. Since it's black and is extremely inept in any type of harsh weather (yes, even in a good rainstorm it sucks) we've dubbed it 'the hockey puck".

    All of my previous cars (front wheel drive Toyotas) have been better in the snow. The ONE vehicle that has been on the same level was my RWD Tacoma 4x2, but with the addition of five hundred pounds in the bed and appropriate tires, it still outclasses the Prius.

    Fortunately we're ditching the Prius and adding a second Subaru (Crosstrek with CVT), so while we're going down to 35mpg I can at least be assured that she's going to be safer.

  89. morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh there is something north of Minnesota all right. But what you need to understand is that from a moral / Scriptural perspective lots of Americans really don't like to acknowledge it. (We don't care for that country and it's policies.)

  90. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter if you had a billion scientists saying something different, there is a single word that the other person can attach to and argue against, which means you will have lost.

    Especially if most of those scientists that are doing the talking about it aren't actually climatologists, they're just the handy "scientist guy on retainer at the station" type people?

  91. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I'm fine with the idea that climate and weather are different things. But where are all of you to point this out when idiots get on TV and try to claim that the latest big hurricane was "exacerbated by global warming"? You can't have it both ways.

    Which is why I do not watch the Weather Channel or the national news in a very long time.

    Worse, when Sandy hit New Jersey nobody believed them! Keep spewing crap like OMG IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD ... over and over and over and no one is going to believe you. Even if the governor says evacuate.

    Can't we do something about this? Even slashdotters are falling for the hype.

    FYI I survived a polar vortex in 1989 when the last one hit and I was a kid. Man it was the longest wait for the bus I ever had! -10 with howling winds and even the gulf coast got hit with single digit temperatures which killed palm trees. The gulf coast this time around is in the low 20s which can frost bite them and kill some citris plants is nothing and +10 degrees warmer than the one in 1989! If anything it shows the world is warming up.

  92. Weather=Current Conditions Climate=Avg Conditions by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying Global Warming doesn't exist, it does! However given this cold spell, I fail to see how the earth is warming up.

    Weather != Climate. Weather is what we are experiencing right this minute. Climate is the average of weather over time. You can have a colder than usual few days and still have the average temperature higher than before. Measure the temperature every day for a year and you have climate. Compare each year with the ones before it to see if there is a trend in the temperature. All the evidence seems to indicate that average temperatures are climbing. Saying this winter storm is evidence against climate change is basically an admission that A) you don't understand what climate is and B) you don't grasp statistics.

    Additionally we are talking about global changes in climate. The fact that the Midwest US is currently colder than average is just one tiny, almost insignificant, data point in the global average temperature.

  93. Nobody's problem but yours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the weight of an aircraft engine, do you fail to see how aircraft fly?

    Because that's the same level of problem as you have here, dear.

  94. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by erikkemperman · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can see "global cooling" from your window? How high is your floor?

    Just kidding of course. As someone else pointed out, global warming and climate change don't mean exactly the same thing. But I guess you're right that some folks have started to use the latter where they used to prefer the former, simply because certain other people react on every story which has "ice" or "snow" or "cold" in the title with a reflexive "see, AGW is a socialist conspiracy".

    For the record:

    In the scientific literature, there is a strong consensus that global surface temperatures have increased in recent decades and that the trend is caused primarily by human-induced emissions of greenhouse gases.[2][3][4] No scientific body of national or international standing disagrees with this view,[5] though a few organizations hold non-committal positions.[6] Disputes over the key scientific facts of global warming are now more prevalent in the popular media than in the scientific literature, where such issues are treated as resolved, and more in the United States than globally[7][8].

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  95. I saw "Polar Vortex" open for the Rolling Stones by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Back in 88. Helluva show.

  96. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    He is a troll and the let the moderators do their job and ignore him.

    When I first saw this headline I smirked and wondered what would the trolls be say? Obviously the title itself is just flamebaitish enough.

    These are comments I expect in CNN or msnbc.com by trolls. Not on Slashdot where we mod them down and ignore them.

  97. "Polar vortex" isn't the name by wiredog · · Score: 1

    It's a description.

    1. Re:"Polar vortex" isn't the name by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      I am pretty sure it's a name now...

      In fact, when I'm 85 and the paperboy whines about the cold weather around tip time,

      I am going to tell him he doesn't know cold.

      Not Polar Vortex cold.

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  98. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, I have missed them. Please do enlighten me! Maybe I'm a bit odd, but my threshold for "climate scientist" is quite high. I feel like you need to be involved in the construction and testing of climate models in order to call yourself a climate scientist. At the very least, you need to be in the data collection end of things.

    Also, while I wish people pushing for reduced carbon emission well and hope they succeed, I don't think that they will. I think the efforts are wasted - people will probably use most of the world's fossil fuels as long as they are the cheapest way to get energy. Perhaps technology will save us, but barring that we should probably be putting money into mitigation efforts. There should be some centralized effort to cope with the effects of global warming: Do we continue to rebuild low-lying areas? Do we build sea walls? Do we pump cooling material into the atmosphere? And so on.

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  99. QUE? WARMINISTAS! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't get all hot under the collar. You'll melt the ice caps faster.

    "Breakin' rocks in the hot sun,
    I fought the warm and warm won...

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    1. Re:QUE? WARMINISTAS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, imagine that. More energy in the atmosphere around the poles might make polar weather more extreme!

    2. Re:QUE? WARMINISTAS! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Somewhere, I get the idea that energy is transferred from radiation to mechanical forces, and ultimately dissipates as heat.

      They must be storing A LOT of heat in those glaciers...

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    3. Re: QUE? WARMINISTAS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, water ice has a relatively high heat capacity. Heat capacities of some common materials (J/ kg C): ice, 2093; gypsum, 1090; clay, 1381; air, 1005; brick, 840; granite, 790.

  100. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm fine with the idea that climate and weather are different things.... You can't have it both ways.

    Firstly, I'm not a climate expert (though I did study some climate physics) so I'm not going to come into the debate about whether a particular hurricane was influenced by global warming, however in this case there are two underlying statements here

    1. the fact that overall the system is warmer does not mean that there will not be moments when some places / times / parts of the system will be colder
    2. the fact that the overall system is warmer does mean that there will be larger exceptional events

    These two statements are in no way contradictory. Think about a marble at the bottom of a bowl. Now you start moving the bowl back and forward a bit. Sometimes the marble moves slowly, sometimes it moves quickly. If you add more energy to the system by moving the bowl more, it will still sometimes move fast (hot weather) and sometimes slowly (cold weather). The average will just be faster.

    At the same time, for a given level of energy input there is a maximum height the marble can reach (limited by friction which sets the rate of loss of energy of the marble). It very rarely reaches that level, but it often get close. If you shake the bowl more strongly that maximum level will be higher. In the same way, the biggest storms you get with global warming will be bigger than it would be possible to get without global warming. This means that there will be some exceptional events where it really is possible to talk about global warming having a direct effect.

  101. If avg temperatures rise then it is global warming by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Global waming is such a stupid word to use, because people who wants to argue with you will focus on that single word.

    They can argue all they want but if the average temperatures are actually rising around the world then calling it Global Warming is 100% correct.

    Global climate change is a much better wording - you can even add a small star "due to global temperature average climbing".

    If the phenomenon being discussed is the fact that average global temperatures are rising over time then Global Warming is the correct terminology. Why would you not use the correct terminology. Yes it is climate change but calling it climate change when we are discussion global temperature increases is A) less clear about exactly what is happening globally and B) less useful for getting people to act since climate change isn't as scary a term to most people.

  102. Re:Weather=Current Conditions Climate=Avg Conditio by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    It was a joke, it's -30 out right now with the wind chill, I was just making a quick hit at global warming because -30 is colder then today last year, thats all.

  103. As a Canadian... by Kinthelt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suck it up, princesses.

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    1. Re:As a Canadian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As an American I say: this is why I live farther south :)

    2. Re:As a Canadian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably live in Vancouver and are just being a jerk.

    3. Re:As a Canadian... by Piata · · Score: 3, Funny

      I cracked up at the "If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuff before" comment. I have a 4 year old nephew that plays outside in this weather. On the bright side, all those yuppies in the US who bought Canada Goose coats can finally justify their purchase.

    4. Re:As a Canadian... by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

      Nope. Winnipeg. So I've got a bit of street cred when it comes to cold. (Albeit not as much as the people in the *real* cold places)

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  104. Denialists, you mean. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because when this happens they say "With this cold weather, I can't see how we can have Global Warming".

    Odd that you never notice that sort of thing.

    PS show me a place where it says that the last heatwave was proof of global warming, rather than an example of what global warming means. Or were you making that up?

  105. Dang iz cold by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have the good fortune to live on Lake Michigan in Chicago, where there are beautiful mists rising off the lake as the waves smash into the ice piles extending off the shore, splashing on them, adding layer on layer of ice. Truly a fascinating sight.

    This is the kind of winter I recall as a kid, blizzard of '78 being one vivid example. Snow piled up to the roof of our garage! It got so heavy that come Spring the snow melted to reveal the yard fences all bent out of shape. But the past several winters have been so mild, barely freezing at all the past two, that today there's almost a sense of a return to normalcy.

    In "get off my lawn" mode, all this weather reporting drama is just silly -- when I was younger winter was like this on a regular basis. We were heartier for it too. I had grizzly chest hairs by age six.

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    1. Re:Dang iz cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you don't mean "grisly chest hairs"? Also "gristly chest hairs" works too.

      A real grizzly has so many hairs that they don't bother with the plural. It's just sorta... pointless. Hairy beasts!

    2. Re:Dang iz cold by Reziac · · Score: 1

      During the hard winters of the 60s and 70s, this wasn't even remarkable weather. We had a number of mild years between that's spoiled us, is all.

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  106. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by geekoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    "at a rate far far less than predicted by all your models."
    Patently False. They aren't rising as fast as the worse case scenarios the media likes to report. They are rising within model predictions.

    "Nor have they risen to temperatures that exceed recent human history past"
    irrelevant. Then rise in the past was do to different reasons. WHAT EXPERTS IN THE FIELD OF CLIMATOLOGY are talking about is energy trapped by excess CO2.

    " Dismissed global warming that transpired on other celestrial bodies in our solar system during the same time."OK, you are just waving your ignorance arounbd.
    A) If you are implying the warming is from an extrenal source, say in increase in the out put of the SUns energy, it would apply to every single body in the solar system in accordance to the inverse square law. Other body warming is NOT happenign on all bodies, and where it does happen there is no correlation to it happening on few other bodies.
    B) IF you are implying there is an increase in the energy output of the sun, we would know becasue we measure it pretty accuratly. The rising trend does NOT correlate with the Suns activity.

    " Has a habit of touting every storm or weather incident (even earthquakes) as proof of global warming, "
    um, that's the media, not scientists who are experts in that field of study. However, there will be an increase in the energy of events. This can be stronger storms, or more storms,. The bottom line: more energy expressed over time.

    "we did have some of the hottest years in recent record during the late 90's.
    That really nice and I"m sure that makes sense in your little box of ignorance, sadly it shows you are completely ignorant and just restating the same bull crap Fox has fed your simpleton mind.

    "We have also had some of the coldest incidents in recorded history in recent years as well."
    As expect by climate change models, dumb ass. The term climate change is older the global warming, BTW.

    Facts:
    1) Visible light comes from the sun.
    2) Visible light creates IR when it strikes something
    3) CO2* absorbs IR energy
    4) We put out far more CO2 then can be absorbed by the pre-industrial climate cycles.

    So tell me: What's happening to the extra absorbed energy id it is impacting the climate?

    There is a reason you echo chamber only cherry picks 'facts' and never talks about the actual science.

    *This applies to other gases as well, but CO2 is the biggest one we emit at this time.

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  107. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't those opposed to the ideas behind 'global warming' who decided that 'global warming' would be what was used to phrase the conversation, you know...

    Maybe proponents of global warming theories should've been more intelligent and stuck to a more neutral, less easily 'misconstrued' term of phrase.

    (Ignoring, for a second, that 'global cooling' and many other terms have been used over the past 50 years of man-made-climate-change alarmism, of course.)

  108. "winter is coming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "winter is coming"

  109. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've apparently missed the "climate scientists" dressing up like clowns and chaining themselves to bulldozers to protest coal mines.

    Well, he can hardly be expected to keep up with the current events of your imagination.

  110. calm the hell down by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's -15F in WI this morning. Last week it as -9F, so the fuck what? Oh look, we're all still alive. Everyone needs to grow some balls, stop calling it life threatening, and put on a coat.

    "If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuff before.'" except in 1996 so no. Oh, and it was very similar about 4 days ago too.

    Also, it's more commonly called "vortices" not "vortexes."

    1. Re:calm the hell down by plover · · Score: 1

      Wow, it's -15F in WI this morning. Last week it as -9F, so the fuck what? Oh look, we're all still alive. Everyone needs to grow some balls, stop calling it life threatening, and put on a coat.

      Not everyone living here now has experienced this weather before. The first winter our neighbors had moved in (emigres from Nigeria) an ice castle formed behind their house, because they didn't know to shut the water off at the tap instead of the garden hose. Someone that new to a Minnesota winter could send their unprepared child to school on a day like today, and it could be a fatal mistake.

      For that matter, the TV news announced there have already been 13 deaths attributed to this cold snap.

      I'm glad you're a seasoned vet at this stuff. I'm glad you aren't risking your life, or that of your dog, or of your kids. But you're not the one who needs this message.

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  111. Worth it by tpstigers · · Score: 1

    Just to learn that there's a place called Embarrass, Minnesota.

    1. Re:Worth it by plover · · Score: 1

      It's right up there by Tower and Soudan. If you get the chance, go. The Soudan Underground State Park is an old iron mine that is now home to several high energy particle physics experiments. Be sure to take the extra tour guided by one of the researchers, and not only the mine tour. It's one of the few places on the planet where you can go 1/2 mile underground.

      However, I recommend visiting in July instead of January. Camping in the north woods is a lot more fun in the summer. And while the mine is a constant 48 degrees (or so) the travel to get there is not.

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    2. Re:Worth it by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I dunno... in summer you've got the twin-engine mosquitoes...

      But if I ever get there again, I'll have to do that researcher tour. I've been to the mines and that was fun, but looking at the earth that deep with my own eyes... wow.

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  112. Bad Bad Journalisim.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    "But the real cold was expected last night, when a "polar vortex" of freezing, dense air that has collected at the North Pole was due to reach the mainland, reinforcing already frigid conditions."

    So Canada is an ocean now? It came directly across Canada.

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    1. Re:Bad Bad Journalisim.... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      the mainland United States as a synonym for the contiguous United States is hardly unheard of.

  113. Re: 'If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuf by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    It was also approximately the same temperature and wind speed the day after 5 days ago in my area. They must mean 40 metric years or space years or ant years or something.

  114. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    Doubting AGW != denying all climate change - climate does change over time, it's just the science behind AGW is very much up for debate in favor of, or in opposition of, it doesn't matter. Skepticism != outright denial, skepticism of one aspect of something != outright denial of it or something similar to it.

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  115. indeed by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I like a moisture-wicking layer, then one or more insulating layers, then a windproof layer.
    Big ugly felt pack boots are nice in cold weather.
    Mitts rather than gloves so your fingers can share heat.
    A scarf or neckwarmer to breath through and cover as much skin as possible.
    In really cold weather ski goggles are handy so your eyelashes don't freeze shut.

    1. Re:indeed by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sounds like how I dress up to do chores every morning... except I don't bother with the goggles, and about halfway through, if it's above 15F or so I usually have to shuck my coat. 'Course I have 3 and 4 layers on under it, so it's not like I'm nekkid.

      And I have more gear in my truck (blankets, sleeping bag, giant coat that will fit over everything else).

      But the point being... people don't die from the cold. They die from being *underequipped* for the cold. Eskimo gear isn't just a fashion statement.

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  116. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    global warming

    Deniers love the term global warming, cuz like warm! Either they can't or don't want to understand that warmth in this term means more energy into the system. Using the term climate change makes them look more like idiots when they deny it.

    CAPTCHA: retard

  117. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 0

    This is the first meaningful intuitive reasoning for global warming / climate change I've heard. Fossil fuels that lie underground have potential energy which is now through human actions converted into thermal energy i.e. its active form, and this active energy is now part of the system. The added active energy now makes the system more unstable, through whatever means -- maybe CO2, maybe something else. (Doesn't matter if it's warming or not, i.e. if the average is the same but we have hotter summers and colder winters we're still worse off.)

    The only question is whether those energy transformations by us are significant enough to cause noticeable additional chaos.

  118. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look. The planet is warmer, on average, now than it has been in thousands of years. That is the "global" part of "global warming". It doesn't mean that every single place on the planet is warming. It means that the global average temperature is going up. In particular, the warming at the poles (and essentially little change over land) is enough to bring up the global average temperature. And the poles are warming up very quickly, at least in terms of geological time-scales.

  119. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by geekoid · · Score: 1, Informative

    Incorrect. You're statment have been shown to be wrong. Your bias is forcing you to clinging to a narrative that has been proven to be false. Please learn and apply critical thinking skills.

    "medieval warm period and the roman warm period to both be warmer."
    In one section of the globe, not the global temperature.

    "Temperatures in some regions matched or exceeded recent temperatures in these regions, but globally the Medieval Warm Period was cooler than recent global temperatures"
    Bold by me.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Warm_Period

    "Theophrastus (371 – c. 287 BC) wrote that date trees could grow in Greece if planted, but could not set fruit there. This is the same situation as today, and suggests that southern Aegean mean summer temperatures in the fourth and fifth centuries BC were within a degree of modern temperatures. This and other literary fragments from the time confirm that the Greek climate during that period was basically the same as it was around 2000 AD. Dendrochronological evidence from wood found at the Parthenon shows variability of climate in the fifth century BC resembling the modern pattern of variation.[3] Tree rings from Italy in the late third century BC indicate a period of mild conditions in the area at the time that Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Warm_Period

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  120. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by enharmonix · · Score: 1

    Trolling's no fun when the trolls go after each other. Give it a rest, you two.

  121. Repeat After Me! by rabtech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Repeat After Me: No single weather event can be said to be proof or refutation of Global Climate Change.

    All Global Climate Change says is that as the *average* global temperature increases the traditional weather patterns we have become accustomed to will change in unpredictable ways. Some areas may see colder winters, others warmer. Some areas will see increased rain, others will become deserts. In fact some places may have hotter, drier summers yet colder wetter winters. The problems come from the fact that we've put farms and cities in certain locations with the expectation that the weather would be stable over the long term.

    You can't say any one hurricane is proof of global climate change any more than you can say any one cold winter refutes global climate change.

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    1. Re:Repeat After Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no... there was definite climate change the year that Paul and his loggers made their hotcake griddle. Why, that year it was so cold that all the words people spoke, froze, and in the spring there was such a loud ruckus from the thawing words bursting out, that nobody could understand what another person said.

      Now, THAT was proof of climate change.

    2. Re:Repeat After Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When has the climate not changed? This label is an excuse for the big money people are making on the "global warming" scam. To keep the scam running they needed a new name. Especially after Al Gore(who has made many millions on this) got snowed out often when attempting to attend global warming conferences/events. Then you have the ship stuck in the ice full of lemmings going out to prove the Ice in Antarctica is diminishing! It would be a wonderful comedy if it was not killing the chances of so many small business owners and individuals to prosper. I think Big Al also said we would no longer see much if any snow by 2013. So all you lemmings proceed right off the cliff but stop trying to drag me off it with you. I like "Climate Change" and if I did not there is not a thing I could do about it - to think so is to elevate mans influence way above what it actually is.

    3. Re:Repeat After Me! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the GW alarmists will remember that when we get a freak 115 F temp in the summer.

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    4. Re:Repeat After Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, as a geoscientist who studies this stuff, I would say you cannot say a warm or cold century or two is especially meaningful in terms of global climate, so yes a single weather event is no more significant than a 100 year flood. These perturbations happen all the time if you consider the real time scale of climate cycles. The cycles are much longer than our timeframe allows us to comprehend. The common perception of climate change is like holding the tail of an elephant while wearing a blindfold and saying you understand all about elephants. There are far too many "scientists" wearing blindfolds and holding elephant tails that say they are experts on elephants.

    5. Re:Repeat After Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to be truthful about what "unpredictable" actually means. Included in "unpredictable" is that some areas may see no change whatsoever. Climate change includes the subset of "no climate change" if you assume it is unpredictable.

  122. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you don't get it. Global warming means that the average global temperature is rising. But consider, if the temperatures remain exactly the same over land, and the temperatures over the poles rise, then that is enough to bring up the average global temperature.

    And for the purposes of this discussion, it is a law of physics that the coolest parts of an object will warm up most quickly.

    So the proof of global warming is that the average global temperature is rising. A measurable and verifiable fact.

    And that is having consequences on our weather. That is a separate issue, which does not constitute proof or evidence of any kind. It is a consequence.

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  123. Under 40 seems off the mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the mid or early 90s a hard freeze hit Virginia. We shared an isotherm with Minessota for a couple days. The *high* temperature was 17F and the lows were -5F in town and -10F in the outlying rural areas. This was in Charlottesville, VA.. For 2 or 3 days I couldn't start the car because the battery didn't generate enough amps and/or there was too much engine friction at those temperatures. I was still a student, so it was no big deal. Having a car was kind of a luxury. I bundled up and walked to an Irish-style pub that had a fireplace. At home, there was ice on the *inside* of the windows even though the house was sufficiently heated.

  124. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by Mabhatter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And Viking settlements from the 100AD range show they grew crops similar to much further south... Crops that its still not WARM enough for where you live.

    The problem is not whether climate will change, it is the changes in available natural resources that go with it. When that Roman warm period ended about 400AD it pushed the north men south, and set the Vikings to sea because farming slowly became unproductive.

    The North America has little history of 500+ years ago. So how are things going to change for PEOPLE... In much of the Midwest we've been dealing with multiple years of drought... And even these mega storms aren't dropping ENOUGH snow to fix it. On the other hand, the droughts cause flooding and mudslides when the rains do come because HUMANS have changed the landscape over 200 years.

    One way or another these changes will effect PEOPLE, and sitting in Arizona hiding behind your AC is only going to last so long before RESOURCES have to be reallocated for another 50-100 years DIFFERENTLY than they are now.

    This is where Capitalism conflicts with running a nation properly. National economists are about making the COUNTRY operate efficiently.... Capitalists are about taking those identified weaknesses and PROFITING from making them WORSE.... Which is why they hate the push for addressing climate change/global warming because that means we're addressing DEMAND before a profitable crisis occurs.

  125. If you look back in 1974... by rs79 · · Score: 1

    ...this happened then, as well. It was in the Toronto Star; august or the fall, I think.

    The two vortexes over the arctic (one over Baffin Island, one over Siberia) were joined by a third one.

    Owsley wrorte an essay on this that became the movie _The Day After Tommorow_ (If you know The Bear you know where to find this)

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  126. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by dcw3 · · Score: 2

    So, they have defective sprinklers. No sprinkler should be going off at 50C.

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  127. Re:Polar "Vortex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not where I live in Alberta. Anything North of Calgary doesn't get Chinooks all the often and we are stuck in the deep freeze. We just don't whine about it like the Easterners. Yesterday morning it was -34c with a wind chill of -45c.

    Winnipeg calling. Stop whining. :D

  128. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We should be [...], greening the deserts; in short, taking the simple steps to making Earth a little better.

    Greening the deserts is not a risk free proposition.
    You could easily shift local or global weather patterns, depending on how much greening you do and where you do it.

    Anyways, if you want to see results, you can watch the Chinese try (and so far fail because of poor choices) in their attempts to green the Gobi desert.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-North_Shelter_Forest_Program

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  129. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, that's the exact opposite of what he said. None of those are proof. They are simply consistent with global warming, and this is used to refute the assertion of inconsistency.

    GP felt that because they are also consistent with the absence of global warming then they must be inconsistent with global warming. That is not only logically invalid, but also false.

  130. Big deal by dlenmn · · Score: 1

    Yawn, It all feels the same to me below 0F.

    -Madison, WI (-18F during commute)

  131. Cripes. I've seen this stuff plenty by unimacs · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am over 40 but it's January in Minnesota. It's not that unusual.

    It was -21 when I hopped on my bike to ride to work this morning. It's been about 4 years since it's been this cold but it's hardly historic.

    1. Re:Cripes. I've seen this stuff plenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NORTHERN MN, the twin cities is in the lower 1/3 of the state; down around the middle of South Dakota's latitude.

      -21 F is still uncommonly cold; wind chills of -20F are almost normal for southern MN. It's not like the difference matters on a bike-- it's only a matter of how many minutes b4 you get frost bite. I used to bike in the winter to work in MN myself, and I didn't need a windy day to get wind chills of -20F all the time...(bike speed = wind speed) You mummify yourself at "warm" temps due to the wind chill so extra cold ones are not an issue unless it's a long commute.

      At these low temps you can't really tell between 0F and -20F -- MN is so obsessed with weather reports that many of us stopped bothering with them and so its quite possible people are being caught off guard.

      Records are being set; how can you claim it's not historic? oh, it's because YOU are not in the city with the record. You baby boomers... the "me generation."

    2. Re:Cripes. I've seen this stuff plenty by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm over 50 and I live in Missouri. Yesterday WAS the coldest I'd seen in a long time, with temps starting at -10 and barely reaching 0 at the high. But still not as bad as that day in the 80's when I froze my *censored* off waiting for the bus at -20. The "high" that day was -8! And the snow on the ground was probably 12" compared to yesterday's 5".

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  132. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bricko · · Score: 1, Informative

    Especially when that ONE point is actually 16 years of no increased warming....

  133. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is global warming when you need it?

    Outside.

    It's inside at my house here in the Midwest. I'm burning as much fossil fuels as I can trying to keep warm...

  134. Audi Quattro with Blizzaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blizzaks FTW. ...
    My old RWD BMW 325i with a skinny set of Blizzaks goes, turns, and stops like an unstoppable force on ice and snow and sun-polished packed snow

    "unstoppable force on ice" is probably not the best choice of words you want to convey... LoL!

    However I definitely agree with the Blizzaks.

    The Audi Quattro with Blizzaks is awesome on ice and snow. Mine's an A4. It handles the slick roads much better even than all the 4WD Jeeps, SUVs and pickups around here. Even when you deliberately make it slide it is still very controllable.

  135. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global climate change is a much better wording - you can even add a small star "due to global temperature average climbing".

    From "Global Warming" to "Climate Change". It's too difficult to prove (human impact on) the former, and the latter has been ongoing since the dawn of the Earth, as far as we all know. I suppose it's a marketing ploy, so regardless of what happens with the global climate, the phrase will be relevant.

    The media can always say "OH NO, THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!!!"

  136. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to increased atmospheric energy content.

  137. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sigh. Take a look at this graph and read the article.

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  138. Polar Vortex vs. Alberta Clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the difference between a polar vortex and an Alberta Clipper?

    1. Re:Polar Vortex vs. Alberta Clipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polar vortices are George Bush's fault?

  139. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    You can't have it both ways

    Look, every extreme weather event is caused by global warming. So are the moderate ones, so shut up and pay me a carbon tax while I repress the alternatives.

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  140. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

    I am not sure about the GP, but I can point to a study where the issue is not selection basis.

    http://www.economist.com/news/science-and-technology/21574461-climate-may-be-heating-up-less-response-greenhouse-gas-emissions

    It is not that we know that the studies are wrong; it is that we know models are incomplete. Climate change is a young science so there are holes and gaps. One answer might be that the oceans have more ability to absorb CO2 then the models predict and we are reaching a new equilibrium point. Or maybe this is just a pause for something really nasty to pop up.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutdown_of_thermohaline_circulation

  141. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we knew enough about weather, we could probably see the weather events that seem to disprove one thing as actually proving it.

    Weather is very complex, so what if this cold storm was caused by warming elsewhere pushing the cold air elsewhere?

  142. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    Or the land masses were in different places. Or ocean currents were different. Say, because the Isthmus of Panama was open, you know, like up until about 3 million years ago when the current series of glaciation periods started.

    Comparing anything in geological history to the current period is far more complex than "it was warmer".

  143. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dismissed global warming that transpired on other celestrial bodies in our solar system during the same time.

    Yeah because we had that satellite out there since the Carter administration telling us that the Sun was outputting a few degrees less with the lower sunspot activity, and we figured; "poor observations of other planets to bolster arguments about solar output without regarding solar output is stupid".

    So due to the STUPID involved, scientists may have ignored the celestrial bodies but just out of thoroughness, probably didn't but forgot to tell you on a Deniar blog funded by the Koch brothers.

    Furthermore, your basis or increase in temperature mostly focuses on a few decades.

    So if we can only wait a mellenia, that will allow a LOT OF MONEY to be made putting carbon into the atmosphere. It's a wonder we don't use a "100 year study" on the affects of drugs -- just to make REALLY SURE we aren't wasting anyone's time.

  144. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We also know that, historically, Antarctica was north of Australia.

    No it wasn't. That was prehistorically. GP is correct in saying "Greenland/Iceland were historically freer of ice" (emphasis added, text in original). There are records to that effect, including the stories of folks like Eric the Red and Leif Ericson, and the evidence of their settlements.

  145. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by c0lo · · Score: 2

    (Adding something like 1" of topsoil to America's farm land would sequester more CO2 than man has ever emitted, IIRC, and we could actually do that simultaneously with growing bio-fuels...!)

    AGW (whether true or false) is just something for people to argue about while governments and corporations make the biggest power grab in the history of power grabs. Divide and conquer at work.

    Hang on, buddy!

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  146. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found otherwise. The darn thing's small tires (width + radius) along with the car being more "dense" cause it to kind of sink into the ice & snow at a long stop. Enough that it can't seem to pull itself out of the four mini ditches it creates. Impossible w/ traction control on. But the interior does warm up much faster than other cars ^_^.

    I think it is better than a civic, but not compared to a camry, c-rv, or AWD.

  147. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by c0lo · · Score: 1

    We're hitting temperatures not seen since the 1990's. And that's it. And last summer wasn't particularly hot. Where are the dramatic weather extremes we've been told would occur?

    Here

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  148. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 1

    No. Global warming is the observation that the mean temperature of the earth has increased over the past several decades, as shown in this graph. Only warming is proof of warming. We can also see effects of this warming, such as the Arctic ice and Antarctic ice melting.

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  149. Re:Polar "Vortex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A man had a wind chain for measuring the gusts blowing at his farm. At 10deg it was labeled 10kmh, 20deg was 20kmh, 30deg was 30kmh. 90 deg was labeled Saskatchewan.

  150. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    The selection bias I was referring to was his observation that climate scientists seem to blame global warming for every calamitous weather event. I hear it brought up every... single... time... by idiot reporters, but I don't think I've ever heard a climate scientist make this claim.

    I'm certain that the models are not complete. In the 90s I was quite skeptical of them, as they weren't doing a good job fitting new data coming in, and they varied from predicting cooling to predicting very unlikely amounts of heating. In other words, the error bars were too large and the fit too poor. Different models had different predictions. Over the years, however, the models all seemed to begin to converge. I have since come around to believe that the models probably have the long term trend right, and they probably have the root cause correct. That said, they obviously are trying to model something that is insanely complex, and there will obviously be factors that they miss.

    I'm glad to see anthropomorphic climate change skeptics building models. In the past they were just pointing at charts and discussing convenient correlations. Climate is too complicated to simply point to correlations. The more talent we have working on models, the better.

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  151. cold temperatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just saw a wind chill advisory for Jacksonville, Florida. Wow. Even the Los Angeles, CA area will be around 60 degrees.

  152. Taking one for the team by Njovich · · Score: 1

    I would like to thank our American cousins for taking one for the team. In Europe we now have wonderful spring weather because you guys took all the winter cold.

    Thanks so much!

  153. It's so cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The governor for the state of Minnesota has closed schools for the entire state. How's that for a snow day?

  154. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even in the US, the country was seeing record high temperatures around Christmas until this storm blew in, and the rest of the country is still breaking temperature records.

    Not that one year's temperatures are proof of global warming, of course, but there's more to the world than just "how cold is New York City in winter?"

  155. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of my previous cars (front wheel drive Toyotas) have been better in the snow. The ONE vehicle that has been on the same level was my RWD Tacoma 4x2, but with the addition of five hundred pounds in the bed and appropriate tires, it still outclasses the Prius.

    A vehicle prepped for winter driving does better than a vehicle that has not been prepped. kthx

  156. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until the snow get over 4 inches deep, then you may have to raise the tire pressure to get the ice skate effect. You know of snow over certain limits? But then the old gas hog will just drive over your ruts to pick you up, and haul you back to a place of traction again, won't it. Just be sure to tip the driver of the gas hog to get their attention next time.

  157. I blame the US Government by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    They generated this whole vortex thing using HAARP in an effort to get Snowden over in Russia. Hey, 'off by one hemisphere' is good enough for government work!

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  158. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1

    The AC is making a serious error here and it almost seems as if though he imagines the US to be the entire world even weather-wise.

    Or perhaps those of us evil enough to be born outside the USA made a serious error in thinking that we exist?

    Arctic vortex is an annual thing around here. Or at least it would be if we existed.

  159. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    The Prius is not a heavy car by any stretch of the imagination. At roughly 2900lbs it's right in line with the vast majority of small cars and, in fact, is lighter than many. I also don't think it's weight distribution is particular unusual as it's very much in-line with what you'd find on most front-engined FWD cars.

    One advantage it does have is that because of the need for low rolling resistance, it rides on narrower tires than you'd find on most cars. Narrow tires, typically, but not always, offer better snow performance. Things like traction control and tread pattern also have a significant impact.

    I'm going to assume you're not riding around on winter tires because otherwise this whole discussion would become moot. Winter tires improve snow traction with any car. Otherwise, it may well be that Toyota has selected all seasons for the Prius that happen to be particularly good on snow.

  160. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Livius · · Score: 1

    If someone is addicted to oil, it doesn't matter what word you use, same as if they're addicted to cocaine or gambling. They're deliberately ignoring the science, not disagreeing with it.

  161. Global Warming = Climate Change = More Extreme Wea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weather is chaotic system dominated by hot and cold air masses, like all matter air wants to be at the lowest energy state possible (cooler is less energy). It is hard to predict precisely, but relatively easy to understand if you understand some basic physics about the effects of temperature on matter.

    Trapping more energy from the sun by increasing greenhouse gases in the atmosphere (ever been in a greenhouse? notice how despite being insulated with only glass it can be quite a bit warmer inside? The suns energy is being retained) leads to more hot air in the system or more "low pressure" fronts (hot air is less dense, lighter -> low pressure).

    Air wants to shed that energy, the more energy trapped the bigger the weather events required to shed that energy = bigger weather fronts = more extreme weather events. Higher highs, lower lows, bigger storms, more storms.

    Weather is also very dependant on geography, mountains block weather (elevation changes air pressure), land causes storms to loose energy, and water works like a heat/cold sink.

    The cold air on top of the north pole is more dense and heavier, it finally spilled down and is coming down... So you get a lot of cold for all the mild weather you had so far this winter.

    Get used to "extreme" weather systems, as we increase all that energy we trap, we are going to see more and colder cold snaps in spring, the occasional blast of real cold in winter, chinooks in winter, and sweltering hot heat waves in summer.

    Its going to be very "fun" to be a farmer in the next 50 years.

  162. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Oh I get it, Global warming is the energy that moves the weather. So if it gets hotter or colder this summer it is global warming. If it is warmer or colder this winter it is global warming. If there are more or fewer tornado's or stronger / weaker hurricanes. It is all global warming.

    So all weather events are proof of global warming no matter what way they go. Great logic!

    No, you don't get it. At all.

    For the climate to remain within "norms", it must be at equilibrium. The amount of energy coming into the system must approximately equal the energy leaving the system. If more energy leaves than it receives, then the planet cools. If more energy is retained than leaves, the planet warms up.

    In the case of GW, we have altered our planet over the past 100 years or so in a way that causes the planet to retain more heat. The system is no longer in equilibrium. We have a pretty good idea of what the general CLIMATE effects of this are and will be.

    But you're talking about weather events. Climate looks at trends, not specific events. Without a huge amount of research, you can't point to any specific WEATHER event and say it was or wasn't caused by GW. The presence of GW only affects the increased or decreased likelihood of said events, not whether or not they occur.

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  163. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by lgw · · Score: 1

    The people they sent in to rescue the people they sent in to rescue people they sent in to rescue people they sent in to rescue the people trapped in the ice could use some of that melting ice right about now. Jus' sayin'

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  164. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Actually it DOES NOT. When the evidence was corrected, it showed the medieval warm period and the roman warm period to both be warmer.

    But remember, it's all how you pick and choose your data, except for one fact. History. When we know places like Greenland/Iceland were historically freer of ice, etc. Then we KNOW that in the past it was in fact warmer.

    Not if you use debunked arguments and bad data to back up your claims.

    The Medieval and Roman warm periods were regional anomalies. Many papers discuss this. Greenland was also not "freer of ice" than it is now. Many papers discuss this as well. There is no global evidence that the planet has been warmer than it is now within modern human history, or likely within the past few million years or so. In fact, the planet was in a cooling trend since the Holocene Optimum until recently (global temps now exceed that). And there are yet more papers discussing this too.

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  165. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by aevan · · Score: 1

    I like global warming, I hate the cold.

    'Shitting in our airsupply' though..far less liked. They'd probably get a more primal reaction out of people that route, than by showing kids at a pool in May, or the argument of some snow in Mexico, and saying 'change'. You could demonstrate using a sealed aquarium; fill it with a grey 'gas' and then have little factory models spewing red gas into it, turning it eventually all pink. Off them a can of fresh air (a la chinese businessman) and a can of car exhaust, ask which they prefer.

  166. I've seen it before by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1

    'If you're under 40, you've not seen this stuff before.'

    I'm 43, and I've seen it. I was on top of Mt. Lincoln in -50 degree wind chill in late November more than a decade ago. There was a tiny gap between my facemask and my ski googles, and I got 2nd-3rd degree frostbite on a small part of the skin on my cheekbone in less than an hour. I still have some nerve damage there.

    The danger to someone who isn't prepared is very real.

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  167. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    In the Midwest US, I'd worry more about the Aquifers being drained.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallala_Aquifer

    A few degrees will seem like nothing compared to not having water to grow crops.

    Focusing on only one part of one problem (CO2 - AGW) is a bad thing.

  168. Global Weirding by CyclistOne · · Score: 1

    It's all from global weirding.

  169. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without a huge amount of research, you can't point to any specific WEATHER event and say it was or wasn't caused by GW. The presence of GW only affects the increased or decreased likelihood of said events, not whether or not they occur.

    I made the anon post you are replying to and it was you who did not get it. The above just reenforced what I was saying. I was using sarcasm to make the point that, you can not point to all the weather events as say they are proof for or ageist. The original persons post was that all the weather events were proof because it was all caused by the added energy of GW.

  170. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can see the whole globe from outside your window? Impressive. My window only lets me see a mile or so, if that.

  171. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

    I live on the gulf coast of Central Florida, it was 73 when I woke up, it's currently 51. It's expected to get down to 36 tonight.

    The weather is fucking crazy.

  172. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming not. It's just a single word. It's not even a big word. What difference can it make?

  173. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 1

    The ice they are stuck in is old ice that was able to escape because the ice around it melted. The melting is why more of the ice on land is breaking off and flowing into the sea. Read the article I linked to above.

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  174. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 1

    No. The warming is due to the fact that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, which traps the sun's heat. The amount of energy trapped in the fossil fuels is not nearly enough to account for the warming we've observed.

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  175. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by jodido · · Score: 1

    I'm not a climate change-er or a denier, but--to base your opinions on the weather in *one hemisphere* is bad logic. Of course it's cold in the northern hemisphere--it's winter. What's happening south of the equator?

  176. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

    I should add, the record low in my city is 35, and it's normally in the 50's-60's this time of year.

  177. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    Your argument is with the IPCC

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  178. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice that the AGW trolls didn't touch this one.

    Circular Logic: A guaranteed Win all the time.

  179. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...Cold weather in the U.S. does not disprove Global Warming, but warm weather in Europe does prove there is Global Warming.

    Got it.

  180. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and your gas mileage will go down because of the cold, inability of your batteries to store power. So you might as well drive that 4x4, and it'll be safer. Whats the chance of gasoline freezing/batteries freezing and becoming unusable? I think your almost there!

  181. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

    One way or another these changes will effect PEOPLE, and sitting in Arizona hiding behind your AC is only going to last so long before RESOURCES have to be reallocated for another 50-100 years DIFFERENTLY than they are now.

    Or, as Zippy would put it:

    Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!

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  182. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

    "at a rate far far less than predicted by all your models." Patently False. They aren't rising as fast as the worse case scenarios the media likes to report. They are rising within model predictions.

    Actually, he is more right than you are. Let's compare, shall we? Plot the trend from 1990 - 2050, and compare with observations.The IPCC even revised their 2013 report from the 2nd quarter, downgrading their predictions from 0.13-0.33 per decade to 0.10-0.23 per decade. That's near the BOTTOM of the model's predictions, so it seems even the IPCC isn't buying that the models are accurate.

    They claimed in AR5 that the observations were within the model predictions from AR4, but their OWN GRAPHIC tells a different story.

    B) IF you are implying there is an increase in the energy output of the sun, we would know becasue we measure it pretty accuratly. The rising trend does NOT correlate with the Suns activity.

    Actually, that's not accurate. True, it does not correlate with the sun's total solar irradiance but the models ignore anything else, such as spectral variability. There have been plenty of correlations made with solar activity, earth's orbit, Milankovitch cycles and cosmic rays. You might want to review a few of these papers on solar influence of climate change.

    " Has a habit of touting every storm or weather incident (even earthquakes) as proof of global warming, " um, that's the media, not scientists who are experts in that field of study. However, there will be an increase in the energy of events. This can be stronger storms, or more storms,. The bottom line: more energy expressed over time.

    Well you can claim that if you want to, but in fact it's a compromised media and activist climatologists. Like the ones that made a trip to Antarctica as a marketing exercise and alarm people about the disappearing ice (it didn't work out for them), like James Hansen, like Michael Oppenheimer, like John Harte.

    " Has a habit of touting every storm or weather incident (even earthquakes) as proof of global warming, " um, that's the media, not scientists who are experts in that field of study. However, there will be an increase in the energy of events. This can be stronger storms, or more storms,. The bottom line: more energy expressed over time.

    "No True Scotsman", then?

    "We have also had some of the coldest incidents in recorded history in recent years as well." As expect by climate change models, dumb ass. The term climate change is older the global warming, BTW.

    Yes, as everything and nothing is all evidence of climate change. There are so many predictions, EVERY event is confirmation and NO event can shed dispersion upon it. Does that really sound like science to you?

    4) We put out far more CO2 then can be absorbed by the pre-industrial climate cycles.

    Pure conjecture. The FACT is that the correlation between increasing CO2 followed by increased warming is not very good.

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  183. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I moved to Houston a year later. It got down to 7F there and killed palm trees after that 1989 freeze and snow fell as far south as Tampa.

    So this is nothing and central Florida is not tropical. Only the very southern Florida keys are.

  184. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Krojack · · Score: 1

    Global warming means there is more energy around. Energy which can move cold air to areas where it doesn't belong. The extra energy provided by global warming is right now moving huge amounts of freezing air from the polar region where it belongs, to the USA where it doesn't belong.

    The cold weather we're getting now is a bit more on par with what I remember as a child growing up in Michigan.

  185. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    Climate != Weather

    Totally, right?

    Because all the kerfuffle here in the Rocky Mountain West the last decade has been hot summers and drought -- AS PROOF -- of global warming.

    Absolutely right. And it's wrong when people do that too. Even if this was an especially warm winter it wouldn't mean AGW is real.

    What makes AGW real is the global average temperature increasing over long-term trends (30 years). These short-term localized data-points are just noise.

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  186. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This added weight makes the Prius far better in the snow than the average front wheel drive vehicle.

    I'm always amused to see people in overweight monstrosities go sliding through intersections. "Heavier" does not mean "better" where snow is involved.

  187. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That really nice and I"m sure that makes sense in your little box of ignorance, sadly it shows you are completely ignorant and just restating the same bull crap Fox has fed your simpleton mind.

    "We have also had some of the coldest incidents in recorded history in recent years as well." As expect by climate change models, dumb ass. The term climate change is older the global warming, BTW.

    Facts: 2) Visible light creates IR when it strikes something

    As long as you're going to be a condescending cunt, what crack are you smoking? The sun radiates IR directly. Visible light reflects visible light when it strikes something.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunlight

  188. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by lgw · · Score: 1

    When you can't spot a joke that obvious, you should probably start taking yourself a little less seriously. Jus' sayin'

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  189. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the temperature record for the last 1000 years and you can see that the earth is warmer now than at any other time in the previous 1000 years and warming rapidly.

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  190. global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better call the global warming police, they might be concerned

  191. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming is here. It's just unevenly distributed.

  192. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    It's a valid point--but mostly due to where you get your data from.

    Part of the difference between this and what's going on the west is the trend. It's one thing to have a hotter than average summer. That's weather. When you have 3 or 4 or 6 or 10 summers that are hotter than average, then you have reason to say that the climate is changing.

    You're right that the press and those who have a vested interest are all willing to jump on whatever weather anomaly is happening to say, "See? Climate Change! Global Warming!" These are the people you ignore--they're idiots.

    For example, "Superstorm Sandy" was a very wet hurricane. It's winds weren't particularly strong but the amount of rain was tremendous--more so than most hurricanes. I'm sure the press fished around for a quote from someone saying that, yes, you would expect to see wetter hurricanes due to the increases in temperature. This suddenly turned into hurricane Sandy being proof of global warming!

    Nope. Hurricane Sandy was a wetter than usual hurricane. If we have 3 or 4 of them, that might be evidence. But you know the press--they need a story now, not in 10 years.

  193. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

    Central Florida is considered subtropics though, and this isn't feeling much like subtropics weather to me. It's now down to 48. 1.5F/Hour it looks like is the current rate, but it was going much quicker earlier.

  194. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by dtremenak · · Score: 2

    "Ordinary" (orange-bulb) fire sprinklers are designed to trigger at 57C, and are rated for a maximum sustained ceiling temperature of just 38C. In buildings that are expected to get hotter than that, you're supposed to use red-bulb sprinklers, which trigger at 74C and are better able to deal with high sustained ceiling temperatures. It doesn't seem too unreasonable that someone in Rio was not thinking conservatively enough and installed the wrong kind of sprinkler heads.

  195. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Bengie · · Score: 1

    The last 9 years in a row have been the hottest on record, the other year over 13,000 cities around the world set record highs. Compared to estimated historic values, we are warming up about 20x faster than any other warm up in the past 1,500 years, and we are at a current high. http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/GlobalWarming/page3.php

    Turns out once you include the deep ocean, the ocean is warming about 10x faster than our atmosphere. It will be interesting to see what happens once the ocean's average temp starts to approach that of our atmosphere.

    We're not sure if we're the cause of current global warming, but warming it is. Is reducing waste such a bad thing that you'll say it's not worth it? What if you're wrong, then your mentality has doomed us, if we're wrong, meh, no harm done.

  196. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone get me a hockey stick.

    True it's not a single weather event. What we are looking for is trends that are changing on both regional and global scales. Many of these events may not have happened at C=200 PPM but at near 400PPM we have increases of these events. All that we do know is the overall planet indexes are higher than can be determined from both historical record and geological evidence taken from different periods. We don't know that at some increased level of carbon we don't see an equilibrium that produces a more favorable climate for growing or skiing. We only know that the carbon and other GHGs react to the solar radiation in more ways then nitrogen-oxygen mix. Carbon is heavier and has a larger electron shell allowing for more energy than H,N,O, O2 or H2O to name a few.

    "BTW the devil said not to commit any more sins, Hell froze over and the systems are down."

  197. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by bunratty · · Score: 1

    The problem is that there are people who don't want to believe in the warming and take these jokes very seriously and repeat them seriously. It creates loads of misinformation that we then need to correct.

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  198. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I get it, Global warming is the energy that moves the weather. So if it gets hotter or colder this summer it is global warming. If it is warmer or colder this winter it is global warming. If there are more or fewer tornado's or stronger / weaker hurricanes. It is all global warming.

    So all weather events are proof of global warming no matter what way they go. Great logic!

    You did not quite get it. Here's the corrected version:

    Global warming increases the energy that moves the weather. So if it gets hotter or colder this summer, or if it is warmer or colder this winter, these could be indicators of global warming. If there are more tornados or stronger hurricanes, these could be indicators of global warming. Extreme weather events are indicators of global warming no matter which way they go.

    In the other direction, if it gets closer to average this summer, or if it gets closer to average this winter it is not indicator of global warming. If there are fewer tornados or weaker hurricanes. It is not indicators of global warming. Generally less and milder weather events are counter indicators of global warming no matter which way they go.

    Remember, global warming involves only a few degrees change of average temperature, while the extreme whether events involve tens of degrees, so it has to go both ways. Makes sense?

  199. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Bengie · · Score: 1

    Global warming increases the std deviation and the mean. So yes, extreme cold and extreme hot are both signs of global warming as it is the signs of a system with more energy and it's trying to get rid of it, but can't.

  200. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by lgw · · Score: 1

    No, really, that's not your mission in life (or does the AGW church have actual missionaries now, pledged to spread the Good Word in Fern Parts for a year?). The wise man knows wisdom when he hears it, and there's no persuading the fool.

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  201. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by cusco · · Score: 1

    Pure conjecture.

    Really? Then it's just our imagination that the levels of CO2 have been rising faster over the last 200 years than at any other time in the last 110,000 years? Or are you saying that the dramatic rise of atmospheric CO2 at the same time as humanity has started generating massive amounts of the stuff is just coincidental?

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  202. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    Because all the kerfuffle here in the Rocky Mountain West the last decade has been hot summers and drought -- AS PROOF -- of global warming. It's in the papers here as soon as the temperature goes over 90F.

    Perhaps the problem lies in your comprehension of what is said. I have never once heard a scientist offering weather phenomena as PROOF of global warming - as if the fact that the climate is warming required further proof. I have heard it said that these weather events are to be expected as a consequence of warming and that we can expect more as the warming progresses. this is perfectly valid - weather extremes will become more extreme and more frequent as the climate warms.

    Warming, warming, warming, we're all gonna die.

    Again, this would appear to be a problem with your comprehension. You are going to die, that is true, and you don't need a scientist to tell you that. You probably won't be killed by climate change, although many people will be, especially because of secondary effects (economic difficulties, disease, food and water supply issues, etc). If you interpret a message that says that extreme weather events will be more frequent due to climate change as a direct threat to your life, then most likely you are exaggerating that message in your own head due to some personal tendency toward anxiety, or lack of perspective on your own part.

  203. last article uses image of Saturn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone notice the final linked (timeslive) article used a NASA Cassini image of Saturn's north polar vortex? They accredited NASA but didn't acknowledge the image was from another planet. I'm guessing they googled "polar vortex" and snagged a cool looking image not even knowing it was from Saturn.

  204. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you don't understand the concept of variance?

  205. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by nbsr · · Score: 1

    Why not?
    - higher temperature -> more energy in the system (higher pressure gradients, strong winds etc).
    - changing temperature -> upsetting the steady state of the system (ditto).

  206. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crazy conspiracy name: Mad Hatter variant. Check.
    Gratuitous usage of all CAPS. Check
    Turning any conversation into a rant about rampant capitalism and it's pitfalls. Check.
    Getting modded to a +5? THIS. IS. SLASHDOT!!!!!

  207. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    ... f we're wrong, meh, no harm done."

    If and and only if we do none of the radical proposals such as seeding oceans, economic restructure, extreme population control, etc. Those are not harmless at all.

  208. Not like us old timers... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

    You young whippersnappers don't know cold.

    Why, I remember back when I was young and my dad would send me outside for a pail of air. Now THAT was cold!

  209. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by ApplePy · · Score: 1

    Greening the deserts is not a risk free proposition.
    You could easily shift local or global weather patterns, depending on how much greening you do and where you do it.

    That is true... however, we could work at it for quite a while just to catch up the last few decades of desertification, let alone centuries. For example, did you know Lebanon was once forested? You'd never guess looking at it today.

    Also, given that *generally* more vegetation brings better rainfall patterns, we're usually looking at a *positive* shift in weather.

    Some folks who know more than I do have suggested that warming (assuming that's the trend) brings more evaporation, more rain, thus re-vegetation and greening deserts -- which then converts more CO2 to oxygen and soil carbon... a somewhat self-regulating cycle, if you will.

    There is no carbon sink like biomass and topsoil, so IF -- IF -- CO2 is gonna kill us all, we'd be wise to increase the biomass and topsoil. Not that it's a bad idea anyway, but this would require we stop worrying about ManBearPig, and actually do something resembling work -- something my conservative farmer friends already do, but no doubt scares the "progressives" a bit.

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  210. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by ApplePy · · Score: 1

    I've seen that cartoon before... love it!

    It would be great if we could just focus on the sustainability, the renewable energy, the clean air & water.

    Those are *tangible* things that we can explain to everyone, and everyone can take simple steps to work on. I can do this, you can do this... even the developing world can play this game. **

    Instead we have this "climate change" bogeyman that no one understands, and for which there are thus far no solutions proposed beyond regulation and taxation -- i.e. more power and wealth for the wealthy and powerful.

    ** Buy less crap you don't need. Plant food, not lawns. Plant trees to shade your house in summer. Keep your car tires properly inflated, it saves gas. Turn lights off. Turn off the TV and talk with your neighbors. Get solar if you can afford it. Ride a bike instead of driving, one day a month. Eat local. Buy a chest freezer and buy your meat a whole cow at a time -- saves lots of styrofoam trays and plastic wrap and trips to the store. Etc etc etc. Saving the planet saves you money too. It's common sense, but I'm sure we'd all hate to see government force us to do this stuff.

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  211. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    You are right.

    Clearly we are all gonna die.

  212. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by osgeek · · Score: 1

    Who are these "national economists" angels with our best interests in mind?

  213. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by osgeek · · Score: 1

    A key indicator of a religion is its lack of falsifiability.

  214. It's just wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Units don't even matter; "twice as cold" doesn't work in any Temperature units because coldness is not really a thing but a lack of something. Twice as warm makes sense, at least in Kelvin, even half as warm makese sense. Twice as cold just doesn't work as a Temperature.
    Does it work as a windchill? Yes but it can't be what they meant either. If we take windchill to be a heat flux from a human body, which is at 98.7 F, then the flux would be proportional to the difference between 98.7 F and the environmental temperature. "Twice as cold as -10 F" would be -108.7 F. Is that what they meant? No.

  215. Just like in ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... The Day After Tomorrow

  216. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

    I make absolutely no apologies for the inconsistency of TV personalities.

    But the general idea with a changing climate affecting storm systems has to do with the ability for air to hold water:

    * Warm air holds more moisture.
    * A warmer atmosphere is moister generally.
    * Storm systems feed off the latent heat of water vapor (which is released by precipitation).
    * Extra heat in the ocean & atmosphere nourishes storms.
    * Also, if the air holds more moisture, more precipitation can form.
    * Finally, higher sea levels cause higher storm surges.

    The theory with most consensus regarding the current 'polar vortex cold front' is: a decreasing temperature difference between the equator and polar regions weakens the polar jet stream, which allows the vortex to "wander" farther south than it previously would have. The vortex isn't always circular and right now, the midwest is actually colder than Alaska.

    So while the cold front isn't directly related to stronger storm systems, atmospheric scientists reasonably hypothesize they are both influenced by our changing climate.

    Disclaimer: I'm currently an instrumentation technician for an atmospheric research group at a large public university. I don't publish but I do collect and reduce data.

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  217. don't pee outside,gents! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    you don't just shake it when you're done. you have to SNAPOFF the piss after it freezes in mid-air. I tried to explain to the officer it was for a coupledrug tests later in the day, and i had several lined up. nah, they won't have to nuke it.just drop off the sample in the cup. or ziplock bags, for those that know the drill.now don't get all artistic withyour output; they might think you do this for a living.

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  218. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

    I was just as underwhelmed as you when I heard "coldest temperatures since... 1995!"

    That said, last summer was particularly hot:

    * Historical Heat Wave Expanding Across the West (June 2013)
    * Death Valley Heat Breaks All-Time US June Record
    * Heat Wave July 2013
    * What’s Behind the Heat Wave

    And in December, we did see dramatic weather extremes:

    * The temperature in New York's Central Park topped out at 71 degrees on Sunday, breaking a 1998 record of 63 degrees
    * The temperature had reached 65 degrees in Central Park on Saturday, breaking a 2011 record of 62 degrees.
    * Temperatures in Philadelphia reached a record 68 degrees on Sunday.
    * In Washington D.C., the temperature was hovering "about 40 degrees warmer than normal,"
    * New York, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine were pummeled by an ice storm
    * In Nelson County, Kentucky, three drowning victims were pulled from a submerged vehicle
    * A tornado touched down in the city of Redfield, Arkansas
    * Widespread damage from the storm system was also reported near Dermott, Arkansas ... "We are thinking it was a tornado,"

    Tornadoes in December?

    Peak tornado season in the southern states is March through May; in the northern states, it is late spring through early summer.

    Just two weeks later, it's a cold snap: Chicago already broke it's record low -- more to follow.

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  219. The problem by Xhamster · · Score: 1

    is not whether climate will change, it is the changes in available natural resources that go with it. When that Roman warm period ended about 400AD it pushed the north men south, and set the Vikings to sea because farming slowly became unproductive.

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  220. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not strictly true.. Depending on what data you use to create mean global temperatures, the result can show an increase or decrease. The earth may in fact be cooling but the arrogance of intelligent people like yourself prevents this information from being widely spread. Did you know that sea ice for example is increasing in the Antarctic due to cooling? Possibly not because we are never told this, we are instead constantly shown images of melting Arctic glaciers

  221. Polar Vortex?!? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Polar Vortex?!?

    More Newspeak, from algore and co., designed to frighten the rubes?

  222. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minnesnowta resident here and yes the Prius is surprisingly great in the snow! It's just the ground clearance that we have trouble with in the snow, or when we off-roads in it in corn fields when hunting. If only they made a lift kit for the Prius...

  223. I don't deny climate change by trigggl · · Score: 1

    Climate change has been happening since the formation of the planet. It's not new or unusual...despite what Al Gore's bank account is trying to tell you.

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  224. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I haven't actually looked it up myself, but just a couple days ago I saw a stat that we've had fewer* major hurricanes over the past 30 years, compared with before, yet supposedly we're getting more?? I guess we -can- have it both ways...

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  225. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    The fact that GW is cast in terms of "believe in" even by its proponents should be our first clue.

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  226. Re: Cue the climate change deniers ... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it?

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  227. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    And I'm wondering what kind of trees they planted.

    Something like saltcedar makes a helluva desert windblock, and will survive all manner of malicious abuse from both man and climate.

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  228. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Reziac · · Score: 1
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  229. -18 w/ -50 windchill yesterday, -18 this morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Northern Illinois. Stayed home yesterday, didn't even want to hear what sad noise my poor 2001 Suzuki Vitara engine would make. It was -18 again this morning, had to go to work no matter what and engine wouldn't start until Noon when temps finally went up to -2. Hoping it starts tonight when I head home, got parts coming in for a new computer build.

  230. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    He's saying that the global average temperature has gone up and down in the past, without industrial levels of CO2 production, so that the correlation between temperature change and CO2 emissions is low.

    And it is a valid point, so far as it goes. But it does not go far enough. Bayesian statistics are more informative than mere frequentist correlations.

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  231. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by lgw · · Score: 1

    Oh, it's the modern religion, have no doubt. Doesn't mean they're wrong about everything though - the answers in life are never so easy.

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  232. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Pure conjecture.

    Really? Then it's just our imagination that the levels of CO2 have been rising faster over the last 200 years than at any other time in the last 110,000 years? Or are you saying that the dramatic rise of atmospheric CO2 at the same time as humanity has started generating massive amounts of the stuff is just coincidental?

    Your claim that "We put out far more CO2 then can be absorbed by the pre-industrial climate cycles." is pure conjecture. You have absolutely no evidence, nor the ability to conduct experiments, that would provide any support or refutation to this claim. About the closest you can get is to study periods immediately following a super-massive volcanic eruption, but since the ash and other factors from that have such a significant cooling effect, it's almost impossible to isolate the effects of the CO2 emitted over time.

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    --- Jerry Garcia
  233. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Quite possible, especially with a religious view, to be perfectly accurate in your observations, yet completely wrong in your conclusions...

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  234. Why exactly by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Do we have the near panic?

    January 19,1994 saw temps of around -21 F here in My city in Pa. I say around, because I measured -23 F at my house.

    February 4, 1996 was -3 F

    January 18, 1997 was -2 F

    February 5, 2007 was likewise -2 F

    January 17, 2009 was -4 F

    January 24, 2011 was - 5 F

    So while indeed cold this morning, it is well within expectations for winter weather. Tomorrow will be mid 20's, by Friday mid 30's, and Mid 40s and rain over the weekend.

    You would almost think it was winter or something.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  235. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by cusco · · Score: 2

    So CO2 levels aren't rising? Really? That's a rather amazing claim.

    Humans put out massive amounts of CO2, mostly by burning fossil fuel. We're the single largest source for the gas on the planet, far surpassing the volcanoes. Atmospheric levels of CO2 are rising because our output outstrips the natural processing of the gas into the crust, to the point where if we all died off and stopped emitting CO2 tomorrow it would be most of a century before our excess was finally processed out. The natural processes are pretty well known, they know how much limestone, peat, deepwater sediments, etc. are produced every year, and how much CO2 should be trapped by them.

    The only reason why atmospheric CO2 levels aren't rising even faster is because the ocean is absorbing massive amounts of it and changing PH sufficiently to kill aquatic species in many areas. Dead coral, clams and diatoms can't process CO2 into calcium carbonate, so now we're producing a feedback loop in those places too.

    Since you seem to think I'm completely out in left field, why do **YOU** think that atmospheric and oceanic CO2 levels are rising? Is it just coincidence that the rate of rise corresponds to the rate of our output?

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  236. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like he said, it's religion, not science.

    "Oooh, it's warm today. Must be CLIMATE CHANGE!"

    Oh, it's colder today. Must be CLIMATE CHANGE!"

    No matter what happens, it's a crisis without an end. Quick! give a banker money! He'll sell you an carbon-indulgence so that you feel better about yourself and ignore all the real pollution problems around you.

  237. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As financial scams go, it's a genius setup. Very profitable for those collecting the taxes, running the exchanges, and making the new gadgets that never last as long, or are as efficient, as claimed. While real pollution problems that destroy lives and property are either ignored or made worse.

  238. No Worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global Warming will save us all

  239. Re:If avg temperatures rise then it is global warm by Splab · · Score: 1

    Since you are still arguing for calling it global warming, you will have lost all arguments. Warming has a very specific meaning for Joe Average, remember he is not as smart as you (in this area), so when you go off in pedantic mode, you have lost.

  240. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I do like is how you can stereotype a drooling idiot by making him "southern", and that's A-OK. Nothing wrong with that. They deserve it, being from the South and all.
    However, should I slip in the same comment with watermelon, chopsticks, burritos, and the accompanying ethnic speech patterns, I'd be offensive and a racist.

  241. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    If global warming is a religion then it's an awesome religion because it has actual physical evidence to back it up.

  242. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "addicted to oil". Bwahahahaha! You sound like my hippy relatives thirty years ago, man....

  243. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    The heat produced by burning fossil fuels is miniscule, only a rounding error, compared to the energy coming in from the Sun. The part of the Sun's incoming energy that is not reflected is absorbed by the surface (land and oceans) and sooner or later re-emitted as infrared energy. It is that re-emitted IR energy that greenhouse gases are trapping that causes the warming.

  244. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

    Complete strawman argument. The GP never stated that CO2 is not rising. The GP stated that there is insufficient reliable data to support or refute the claim that humans are outputting more CO2 than can be absorbed by the pre-industrial climate cycles.

    The GP never claimed anything even remotely close to your strawman that CO2 levels are not currently rising.

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  245. Meanwhile in Good Old EUroland by Optali · · Score: 1

    We are shivering here too... every time we open the fridge to take the beer out.
    Well, I'm sorry for you guys, but I am wishing for a few more days of warm weather here, I plan to run a 30K trail in a few weeks and I want the weather to stay as lovely as it is now...so sorry that you guys in the US are freezing your balls off.

    Sorry that you have to endure "global cooling" over there.

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  246. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree.

    I live in southern Finland, and we have similar weather at the moment. Heck they even re-opened one golf course, even though at this time one should be skiing.

    Luckily it looks like the center of low (air pressure) is moving eastwards at the Atlantic, and we might finally get below zero (Centigrade) by the weekend. And maybe even some snow. I am actually waiting for the minus degrees and snow. It is called winter, and I like it.

  247. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by cusco · · Score: 1

    If the natural pre-industrial systems could absorb the excess CO2 that we were putting out then the levels wouldn't be rising. Ergo, if natural systems are keeping up CO2 levels are not rising.

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  248. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Um, Antartcica was NOT north of Australia in recent human history. FYI

  249. I will second the importance of tires by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Our Prius (2002 1st gen), we mostly went with Michelin Hydroedge (now discontinued). Great tires. A little loss of MPG as they are not the recommended Low Rolling Resistance (LRR).

    We recently got new tires on our minivan, which was atrocious in the snow (or rain). It is like night and day to be honest. Now, I went down a road easier while watching a couple of cars, including a JEEP Cherokee, spin out of control.

    So tires DO play a huge role.

  250. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    You DON'T NEED to use LRR tires on a Prius. You'll take 1-2 mpg hit on performance. But we used Michelin Hydroedge. Great tires, shame they discontinued them.

  251. Re:Prius are in fact better in snow than the avg c by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    Isn't the prius battery pack located towards the rear of the car, and the car is front wheel drive? I have a hard time seeing a prius driving better in the snow than other front wheel drive cars with their engines in the front (weight).

    I'm mainly skeptical because here in Portland, I see a lot of stuck Prius cars each winter.

  252. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    "Evidence has been accumulating in many fields of investigation pointing to a notably warm climate in many parts of the world, that lasted a few centuries around A.D. 1000–1200, and was followed by a decline of temperature levels till between 1500 and 1700 the coldest phase since the last ice age occurred."[12]

    "Global temperature records taken from ice cores, tree rings, and lake deposits, have shown that, taken globally, the Earth may have been slightly cooler"

    See, I dismiss this as a flawed method. You see, there were in the IPCCs own data numerous adjustments that they made, at human discretion, as to how to correlate such date to each other. Most of it was done in a biased fashion.

    The most reliable IMHO is human record.

    Relying on mollusk growth patterns over thousands of years has a significant failing. It doesn't account for other secondary factors that could have affected growth. Simply put, it could of been warmer, but a glacier dam releasing a crapload of fresh water may have imped growth.

    "Adhikari and Kumon (2001), whilst investigating sediments in Lake Nakatsuna in central Japan, finding a warm period from AD 900 to 1200 that corresponded to the Medieval Warm Period"

    Okay, so you've got North America, South America, Europe, China, Japan, New Zealand....that seems pretty darn global to me.

    And most of the evidence points to the MWP as being warmer than the 90WP

  253. Um... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    I was talking about within human history. The medieval warm period was a few hundred years ago, not millions of years ago.

  254. Except they were not... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    The scientific documentation and research confirms the that from around 1000-1200 pretty much EVERYWHERE experienced warming. Americas, Europe, China, Japan, Antarctica, etc.

    And historical records match that. Which are far far more valuable than adjusted hypothesized measurements of oyster growth. Relying on mollusk growth patterns over thousands of years has a significant failing. It doesn't account for other secondary factors that could have affected growth. Simply put, it could of been warmer, but a glacier dam releasing a crapload of fresh water may have imped growth.

    And even the IPCC admitting to how much guesswork (and bias) went into their trying to correlate data from different measurements be it ice core samples, tree rings, etc.

  255. Um, let me put it this way... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    When you start touting absolutes, and expressing the world is doomed, and we need a global tax, and carbon credits, and we have to, have to, have to, do this....

    And your models are wrong. And your models are based on your studies. You and your studies are both wrong.

  256. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    I simply touted what the global warming alarmists have been exclaiming.

    Whether reporter or scientist, if they are exclaiming such - they are wrong. If not, then no big deal.

    But remember, we've been told there is a consensus and agreement of all the scientists in the world on this. So,well, that means they're saying it. Maybe they're not, and another is speaking for them. If so, they need to open their mouths and express that is not correct

  257. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    The News is just as careless with all science reporting.

    Why the special hate for climate change reporting? As always, if you want the truth, get it from the scientists. Or at least respected science oriented magazines.

  258. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    Um, I never said anything about "recent". In fact, that was my entire point. FYI

  259. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    "patently false"

    Not false, even admitted too...and no, these were not the worst case scenarios being touted. Those were far far worse.

    "irrelevant"

    Not irrelevant, if it was globally warmer in human history past, that is EXTREMELY relevant. And pretty much all the data when looked at honestly says the MWP was in fact globally warmer than the 90WP.

    "WHAT EXPERTS IN THE FIELD OF CLIMATOLOGY are talking about is energy trapped by excess CO2."

    Based on a limited understanding, a theoretical application in computer models (several hundred). Not any of which can come close to accounting for the last near two decades.

    Which says, your models, theories and predications are WRONG

    "If you are implying the warming is from an extrenal source, say in increase in the out put of the SUns energy, it would apply to every single body in the solar system in accordance to the inverse square law."

    Well, we noted it on a number of celestial bodies in the solar system. Sadly, we do not have an active presence on EVERY one. But I recall a 2 year period where it was noted on at least four if I recall.

    "IF you are implying there is an increase in the energy output of the sun, we would know becasue we measure it pretty accuratly."

    We think that we know, but we know so little. Hell, we could find that there are entirely visible solar flares, or maybe even emissions of particles we weren't really familiar with, and that these could have an affect.

    heck, right now there are some questioning the gravitational forces of earth on other objects not behaving right and whether dark matter is involved.

    There is so much we don't know and understand. We learn from observation. So when we observed evidence of Mars, Pluto, and I think it was a moon on Jupiter seeming to show signs of increased warming. Well...that should make us pause and consider. Not immediately and religious leap to attack it as if someone had proposed an alternative interpretation to your religious dogma.

    "um, that's the media, not scientists who are experts in that field of study"

    Actually, it's usually the media reporting something a scientist stated.

    "we did have some of the hottest years in recent record during the late 90's.

    That really nice and I"m sure that makes sense in your little box of ignorance, sadly it shows you are completely ignorant and just restating the same bull crap Fox has fed your simpleton mind.

    I never watch Fox nor read their news. But thank you for retorting to ad hominems and personal criticisms.

    Guess I touched your religios heresies a bit to deeply. ;-)

    Facts:
    1) Visible light comes from the sun. [Lots of energy comes from the sun. Do you know every form and it's affects?]

    2) Visible light creates IR when it strikes something

    3) CO2* absorbs IR energy [So do many other gasses. Water vapor too.]

    4) We put out far more CO2 then can be absorbed by the pre-industrial climate cycles. [Right, like not even close to major volcanic events....]

    Actually, I talk about the actual science a lot. And the fact that exclaiming "climate change" is not science. Climate always changes. It's change has exceeded norms witnessed in human past. And the pointing to all the variance of events, and claiming that a 17 year cooling cycle is also proof of climate change. Well how the hell is that a testable hypothesis.

    And if we're talking real science, you guys put forth a hypothesis. And all the tests came back FAIL. That means a real scientist would admit they were wrong. They haven't fully understood the issue. And well, stop with the alarmism.

    Thing I hate Global Warming Alarmist for the most??????

    The fact thanks to you, that's all anyone talks about regarding environmentalism. You DESTROYED the environmentalist movement. Now, very little is focused or spent on habitat destruction, toxins, over-fertilization from waste water, the fact you can't drop a net while crossing the ocean without it filling with trash, etc, etc.

    Nope,...it's just CO2. And most of your science was bunk. So ya, damn straight I'm pissed at you religious fanatics.

  260. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    3 Curunir_wolf

    And no, I'm not a true Scotsman. I am Clan Mackintosh through adoption. ;-)

    Honestly, what would be truly scary and of the utmost concern. Is if climate change stopped. If for 10 years we had a perfect pattern, with no variance globally, the exact same number of storms, same temperature patterns, etc, etc. That would be SCARY!!!

    Cause well, the climate is supposed to change and fluctuate....

  261. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    But great response... Thank you

  262. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    "Turns out once you include the deep ocean, the ocean is warming about 10x faster than our atmosphere. It will be interesting to see what happens once the ocean's average temp starts to approach that of our atmosphere."

    Okay, let's pause for a moment, and review your own theory here.

    Global Warming, it occurs in the atmosphere, as CO2 traps solar energy. That means the effects of the warming will first be felt and most strongly felt at the surface level.

    Now, you're pointing to the fact that the deep ocean is warming up 10x faster than your atmosphere. This is like me taking a blowtorch to a frozen pond and expressing that the water at the bottom of the pond is getting warmer from my blowtorch at a rate 10x faster than the surface.

    Do you see the problem with your logic. Even if we remove the ice, and just say an aquarium full of water with a lightbulb on top. Regardless of currents, circulation cycles, etc. The surface area near the bulb that is receiving the energy will warm up fastest. If you are getting 10x the warming rate at the bottom of the tank. You must consider whether an factor outside your experiment is contributing an unknown influence. I will wager that you will discover that the aquarium was a reptile tank that had a heating pad on the bottom.

    In otherwords, a 10x faster rate of warming in the deep ocean concerns me that we may be in for some major geological activity. And there is likely something dumping far more heat to the submerged terra surface than we are aware of. And perhaps we should stop researching CO2 and spend some money understanding this concern. For perhaps we are about to suffer a Yosemite super-volcano eruption that could destroy all life on earth.

    "9 years in a row have been the hottest on record"

    And do note, that 4 of those have not been. And if we went through a little warming period, of course you would expect that most of those years would be the hot ones of record.

    "we are warming up about 20x faster than any other warm up in the past 1,500 years"

    There is some debate to that. And furthermore, 1,500 years in climate history is nothing. I often hear the comment weather vs climate, but you have to realize that in the history of earth's climate. 1,500 years is nearly still in the "weather" category.

    "Is reducing waste such a bad thing that you'll say it's not worth it?"

    Wow, love this....why is it so rare that global warming alarmists even mention such. No, I am all for reducing pollution, I compost, I try to grow my own food, used to drive a Prius (it died). And I am far more concerned with habitat destruction, over-fertilization, toxifying our soil, etc than I am CO2.

    "What if you're wrong, then your mentality has doomed us, if we're wrong, meh, no harm done."

    No, cause I still advocate for us to get off of oil, move to sustainable energy. And unlike 90% of the global warming alarmists I meet. I actually compost, and garden.

  263. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    If scientists knew how to correct the ignorant media in an effective way, they'd be a happy lot indeed.

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    W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
  264. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

    Has there ever been an increase in atmospheric CO2 without human intervention? Yes? Then what information do you have which shows that human activity is the cause or even the primary cause of the measured, short-term rise in CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere?

    Yet again, lots of assumptions, stacked on other assumptions, building a house of cards which could obviously collapse at the slightest of breezes.

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  265. Re:Cue the climate change deniers ... by cusco · · Score: 1

    Well, the Dekkan Traps are currently frozen, there isn't any other large-scale source of carbon dioxide currently active, volcanoes (the number two source of CO2) don't even come close to the annual human output. The concentrations of the gas has been rising since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, when we started the wholesale burning of fossil fuels, and has risen at almost the same rate of increase of our usage of those fuels. The discrepancy between the rise in concentration of atmospheric CO2 and our use of fossil fuels is almost completely compensated for by the increase in oceanic concentrations.

    Oh, and for direct proof, the isotopic concentrations in the additional carbon dioxide match that of the CO2 emitted by burning fossil fuels.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  266. Hollywood Science by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    Global warming causes hard winter! Film at 11! Yes, it's time for that abortion "The Day After Tomorrow"!

    I mean, seriously, have you fucking idiots not heard yourselves??

    Excessive warming contributes to desertification. I've seen the news, Niagara Falls is fucking FROZEN! For only the second time in THIRTY FIVE YEARS!

    Computer models based on biased data is SO trumped by the actual physical *evidence* it's not fucking funny anymore.

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    Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  267. How soon we forget by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    Weather, Politics, Government, Socialism. You only need go back one generation, let alone two or three, to see mistakes repeated, history rewritten to suit the currant trends and we do it over and over. If you are over 40, you look at the forecasts and say, so what. This is nothing new, yet weather stations, government, and people are crying catastrophe is upon us. Dress for the weather, Prep your car and home for winter as we did 40 years ago. The calm, moderate weather we've experienced for not just the last 40 years, it includes that terrible weather as far back as a century, or a bit more is not normal. Even the "Global warming” scientists warned that with the warming trend, we'd see much wider swings in temperature with records being set for hot and cold temps. We were warned, yet the deniers point to a year or two of frigid weather as proof that AGW doesn't exist, while the proponents point to the hot spells as proof it does exist. Both ignore the opposite extremes elsewhere on the globe. If we haven't seen something for 10 years, it must be abnormal. Look at history! It's why they teach it. It's why modern history is being rewritten. It's our recent weather that's not normal, Socialism was proven not to work, The first colony in America was based on communism and half the colony starved until they went to capitalism. We Liberated Millions in WWII, yet history is now ignoring the good that was done. They dwell on the hundreds of thousands killed with the atomic weapons, Not the many times that killed with the fire bombings og Dresden and Tokyo, not the millions saved (civilian and military) because we didn't have invade Japan. We have gone to extremes with political correctness allowing Islamic Sharia law in locals and teaching that it's extremists, not moderates causing the terrorism, yet they teach convert or die and to them the moderates are in the same category as us. The belief that the Israelis were not slaughtered by the millions in the Holocaust is being spread. I had a cousin that was there. It did happen. It's not just the weather that is misrepresented, It's any history that doesn't fit our modern ideals. Like The Muslims teaching/indoctrinating the very young with repetition, when our generations are raise to think the current situation, or beliefs are normal, it only takes a generation to forget reality be it weather, religion, or politics.

  268. Weaher Pattern Changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expect it to get more different as the magnetic polls slowly flip.