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  1. Re:You insensitive clod! on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: 1

    you need the one with dics in it.

    Mine goes something like:
    Bush,
    Bush Jr (aka jail bate)
    Comasexuals (dictatas, like dics but potatoes for brains.)
    Fanny (This is a rear entry in some places, a middle one in others)
    Thatcher (one who makes merkins)
    Todger
    Tony Blair ( a bit like that girl with no feelings, getting hit in that move. but if she had and feelings)
    Siff-hand-jobs (a.k.a. the one armed banded, only he is allowed the sacred flash-a mac).

  2. Re:virtual war on A 9V Battery To Your Brain Can Improve Your Gaming · · Score: 1

    the state penitentiary has been applying even higher voltages to help people forget for years.

  3. Re:one-five-hundredth (0.2%), one-twentieth (5%) on A 9V Battery To Your Brain Can Improve Your Gaming · · Score: 1

    in some fractions of society they base line with the lowest common denominator.

  4. virtual war on A 9V Battery To Your Brain Can Improve Your Gaming · · Score: 1

    I've found having a loaded gun and the potential for someone shooting you improves real world performance.

  5. Re:You insensitive clod! on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: 4, Funny

    dictionary says that both spined and spineless animals have them.

  6. Re:Too gay on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Na, I'm trysexural, and your comasexual or some kind of weird being created by some alien monster in a jar, or did your parents disown you... hence no longer being their child.

    A bundle of sticks is a faggot, it's also a bundle of meat. I suppose your a bit short in the latter and admitted it without realizing. hence comasexual.

  7. Re:Too gay on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I really pissed off old iPad owner, I hate having lots of different gestures.

    Sounds much more like a good read.

    Definitions of gay on the Web:

    cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile"

  8. Re:single finger solute on Ask Slashdot: Where Is the Universal Gesture Navigation Set? · · Score: 2

    You need a phone/tablet with a front facing camera or kenetic support for that.

    Flops out todger, porn pops up on hands free tablet (I call it a PC), todger pops up, phone starts vibrating

  9. Re:Depends... on Are 625 Pixels Enough To Identify Sex? · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you about my father, mother fucker.

  10. Re:Depends... on Are 625 Pixels Enough To Identify Sex? · · Score: 1

    says the person with no imagination, no genitalia, or porn on the go.

  11. Re:Operating System on Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores · · Score: 1

    Did you hear they just release a new operating system targeted at birds.

    The call it My Crow soft and apparently you pay the bill at the gates.

    Did you hear they just release a new computer targeted at unevolved people, the missing links.
    They called it an Ape hole.

    Did you hear that some people don't believe in survival of the fittest.
    Their all defective by design.

  12. Re:Slashdot's Microsoft Icon on Internet Explorer 10 Drops Vista Support · · Score: 1

    I think oldschool is better, maybe a picture of Judas or the Which Finder General or something like that, maybe a snake or something... or is that an Apple?

  13. Re:Obvious on Are Graphical Calculators Pointless? · · Score: 1

    "Then again part of learning a subject is that there's a subset of it that you should just know without having to look it up.",

    that should be the what to look up part, and how to implement it.

    a masters is often a bit more open book style, but by rote is by authority and you'll end up with lots of authoritarian people on top making the system and lots of 'wise' people on the bottom bitching like hell.

    but to further my point, if I've been ten years on the job and I've done 4 PhDs worth of work but my mate has just done fuck all worth anything in 15 years but has a degree in 'knowing some shit'.. that's not exactly very balanced, esp if I can't go on to do stuff that needs a stamp etc..

    I've taught a few PhDs, some good some fucking useless arrogant arseholes, the cut wasn't very good.

  14. Re:Obvious on Are Graphical Calculators Pointless? · · Score: 1

    "Cause the large portion of students are untrustable cheating bastards"

    exams should not have to be open book... I work open book, why should I be examined based on my memory abilities.

    it's the exams/education systems that are crippled and make cheating bloody easy. They also make for authority over wisdom.

  15. Re:Use in HTTP Servers on Google Cuts Chrome Page Load Times In Half w/ SPDY · · Score: 1

    what about proxys like squid....

  16. Re:Let's stop calling it "protection" on EU About To Vote On Copyright Extension · · Score: 1

    protection as in protecting a racket, racketeering, running a protection racket.

    Just let it go so way over the hill that, well when your that far up your own arse everything starts to look like it's revolting.

  17. Re:Do they account for hypothesis-mining? on Fermi Lab May Have Discovered New Particle or Force · · Score: 1

    s/medication/meditation.

  18. Re:Do they account for hypothesis-mining? on Fermi Lab May Have Discovered New Particle or Force · · Score: 1

    if it doesn't cure it with one or two administrations, then it doesn't work.

    insulin for instance does 'cure' someone ills, as does the contraceptive pill, condom etc...

    I also found myself markably loved up after some MDMA and resolved some personal issues, and a whole load better, for months and months, after a quick sniff of K and some good medication.

    Oddly, they are starting to look into doing psychedelic therapy again.... for some strange reason they banned all the stuff that actually did work.

  19. Re:I don't know what to think on ALS Sufferer Used Legs To Contribute Last Patch · · Score: 1

    "we can only know our own state of mind.", if your lucky..... and it can lead to knowing others give or take.

  20. Re:Help power cars? on Researchers Build Wearable Generators · · Score: 1

    one would assume that any energy created would create some drag co-efficient somewhere.. may act to cool the tires a bit though.

  21. Re:nowhere really on Ask Slashdot: What Country Has the Best Email Privacy Laws? · · Score: 1

    IP addresses (say via VPN) and email addresses could do to be secret too.

  22. Re:What Country Has the Best Snail-Mail Privacy La on Ask Slashdot: What Country Has the Best Email Privacy Laws? · · Score: 1

    The ones that don't require you to put a return address on the post card, let you send to an anonymous PO BOX number and don't require all post cards to be signed for and the postal office to retain copies of the sender, receiver and signatory and hand them over to people left right and center.

    I use BASE64 encoding to transmit all my AES encrypted numbers via number stations.

    really, some people just haven't been here long enough to know that number stations even exist or that you can base64 encode AES and stick it on a post-card.

    Have you ever had to sign for mail or return a letter?

  23. Re:Questions. on FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO · · Score: 1

    child labour

  24. Re:Cool way to kill people on US Navy Close To On-Ship Laser Cannons · · Score: 1

    I have never met a single person who actually wanted to kill anyone, and that include people in the armed forces. (YMMV).
    Most people seem to want world peace, others seem to want world peace so long it's not in their back garden.

  25. Re:Cool way to kill people on US Navy Close To On-Ship Laser Cannons · · Score: 1

    not like there are any coastal cities anywhere in the world, no sir that's for sure.