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  1. Re:Wait a second there hypocritical one.. on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 2

    It's okay to teach evolution even though we have absolutely no samples of evolution of a species, only variations in species,

    You mean samples like these?

  2. Re:Another perspective on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 2

    Naw, god is both a top and bottom. He's cool like that.

    That must be why he's both strange and charming.

  3. Re:Another perspective on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    Except that if a local school board is going creationist, you can fix it by moving to the next county. If a federal education bureaucracy is going creationist, you'll need to move to the next country.

  4. Re:Ummm....no on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    Kentucky isn't actually suggesting that the ACT tests widely used for college admissions be rewritten for them, are they?

    Of course they are. These are politicians. Facts and practicalities don't interest them; poll numbers do. And if they got their way, universities in Kentucky that get state money would be accepting them.

  5. Re:Some church schools excel in science ... on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's and render unto God the things that are God's"

    Which is actually a weasel statement when you look at it closely enough. By Christian theology, what *isn't* God's? Of course, Jesus was answering a "gotcha" question that was trying to trap him into advocating not paying Roman taxes, so a little weaseling might have been justified.

  6. Re:Ask for a refund on Joyent Drops Lifetime Account Holders · · Score: 2

    Arguably, they can claim that the loan's "interest" was the years of service they did provide. They should definitely be on the hook for the original fee, though.

  7. Re:Best money laundering vehicle on Australian Watchdog Frets Over BitCoin, MMOs' Money Laundering Potential · · Score: 1

    And to forestall the incoming ignorance, yes, I know about Article I, Section 10. It prohibits the *states* from issuing legal tender that is not gold or silver. The Federal government is under no such restriction.

  8. Re:Best money laundering vehicle on Australian Watchdog Frets Over BitCoin, MMOs' Money Laundering Potential · · Score: 1

    The constitution states that gold and silver are the only legal tender.

    (citation needed)

    My copy of the Constitution doesn't seem to have that statement. Maybe I just don't have the double-secret probation edition.

  9. Re:Well I object on Saudi Arabia Objects To Proposed .gay gTLD, Among Others · · Score: 1

    Are you against commies?

    Well, of course I am, citizen! The Computer is my friend! We must all trust The Computer! Failure to trust The Computer is treason! You aren't a traitor, are you, citizen?

  10. Re:Some public domain stuff for you to try on Sci-fi Author Harry Harrison Dies at 87 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see what a .75 calibre recoilless pistol would look like as a prop.

    Here's one idea. Although I will admit, Jim DiGriz's probably doesn't look so...brutal.

  11. Re:But then on Advance Warning System For Solar Flares Hinges On Surprising Hypothesis · · Score: 0

    radioactive decay is not as random as we thought.

    Radioactive decay exposed to solar radiation isn't as random as we thought.

    So where do we get random numbers that are good?

    By putting the radioactive decay in a shielded box? Which is what we do already...

  12. Re:Back to the future! on Grumman Building Football Field-Sized Robotic Surveillance Blimp · · Score: 2

    American Civil War didn't have blimps. They had balloons, but not blimps.

  13. Re:The NYSE shouldn't reverse trades. on Knight Trading Losses Attributed To Old, Dormant Software · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where do you suggest one goes for short-term, no-risk investments? I want to go to there.

    Money-market funds. They invest in short-term Treasuries and top-rated debt. They try to be diversified, so even an unlikely nasty surprise won't nick you much. You won't get much of a return, but your money will be most likely safe (there's no absolute guarantees anywhere, but if the money market funds go south, there's not likely to be any safe place elsewhere). With current low interest rates, you'll probably make a return of less than 1%, though.

  14. Re:Which City I would Choose on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Place To Relocate? · · Score: 1

    In fact, just about everybody who starred in Green Acres is dead. Damn, that's depressing. Eb Dawson (Oliver Douglas's dim farmhand) is still around, though. And so is Ralph Monroe, the decidedly unfeminine female carpenter. But that's all.

  15. Re:Which City I would Choose on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Place To Relocate? · · Score: 1

    For that matter, I'd have to dig up Mr. Haney, too.

  16. Re:Which City I would Choose on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Place To Relocate? · · Score: 1

    Not a damn one of them; Green Acres is the place for me.

    But I'm not sure if farm livin' is the life for me. Also, always being fleeced by Mr. Haney sucks.

  17. Re:mod TFS on DOJ Says iPhone Is So Secure They Can't Crack It · · Score: 2

    OT, but since song of the south was *banned* by disney, you could only get a copy if you went to where pirates hang out.

    Or, you could, you know, just get the original.

  18. Re:Blah its CUDA on Rootbeer GPU Compiler Lets Almost Any Java Code Run On the GPU · · Score: 2

    I think it's unfair of you to bar a CUDA.

  19. Re:Is it worth it? on Patient Just Wants To See Data From His Implanted Medical Device · · Score: 1

    Try asking a lab for your blood test results. They probably won't give them to you.

    They may try to discourage you, but if you are insistent, they will. They are legally required to.

  20. Re:You also have the right to *not* be a dick. on Patient Just Wants To See Data From His Implanted Medical Device · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a little speech about how civilized people act in a civilized society.

    Odd, I was thinking about the same thing. Except that it's the receptionist who needs that speech, not the poster. The poster wanted nothing more than that the reception spend literally a couple of minutes getting what he had a clearly documented right to have. Three cheers for the poster! If more people would refuse to put up with bureaucratic bullshit, the world would be a much better place. I hope his son grows up to be just like him.

  21. Re:microsoft fanbois will still buy it on You Can't Bypass the UI Formerly Known As Metro On Windows 8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah. After all, we were forced to go to Vista because support for XP was discontinued. Oh, wait. That's not what happened at all.

  22. Re:Physical buttons on PlayStation Boss Defends Vita, Slams Social Gaming · · Score: 1

    But only "portables like Nintendo DS and PSP/Vita" are suitable for genres that rely on physical buttons.

    So, does that mean those portables will be sticking around...or does it mean those genres will fade away?

  23. Re:Delete more on Ask Slashdot: Best On-Site Backup Plan? · · Score: 1

    No, you ship it to he customer and you prune once you did.

    No, because the point here is to *make money.* You don't ship it to the customer unless he pays for it. And he might decide he wants to pay for it later, so you need to still have it in case he does.

  24. Three words. on Ask Slashdot: Best On-Site Backup Plan? · · Score: 1

    Safe. Deposit. Box.

  25. Re:Simple solution on Secret Security Questions Are a Joke · · Score: 1

    The problem is that if you don't use them very often (say only for a password reset) it's easy to forget what answers you gave.

    That's what encrypted password stores are for.