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  1. Re:Very Easy on FairPort Accused of Faking Network Readiness Test · · Score: 1

    You use the Ovaltine decoder ring. If you're lucky, you can persuade management to use another auditor next year.

  2. Re:Help! on FairPort Accused of Faking Network Readiness Test · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, he meant "assimilate". You see, by the end of the audit, the consultants had become part of the Collective, and were willing to sign whatever the Borg Queen told them to.

  3. Proving once again... on FairPort Accused of Faking Network Readiness Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo."

  4. Re:Okay, so where's the ball lightning? on "Gigantic Jets" Blast Electricity Into the Ionosphere · · Score: 1

    Professor: No. Plus, you lose at life. Move to New York City and start a new life if you ever want to be anything but a hick.
    Jed: Sheee-oot!

    I thought he had to move to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars.

  5. Re:Umm... on New Logitech Dark Field Mice Operate On Glass · · Score: 1

    Carpet? I guess nobody told you that it's really *not* a foot pedal.

  6. Clojure and Heroku? on Clojure and Heroku Predict Flight Delays · · Score: 3, Funny

    I caught their act in Vegas! They were absolutely amazing!

  7. Re:IpV6 reality check on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 1

    And I should switch from a provider that has provided me with fast, reliable, if somewhat pricey, service because?

    (Yes, I know that a lot of people have had really bad experiences with Comcast. And the few times I have had trouble, their customer service has not impressed me. But, by and large, I have indeed had very little downtime from them; that's something I count on, in my job among other things, and I am not inclined to leave it behind)

    Or, if I get the IPv6 tunnel with Hurricaine Electric, I expect that will involve HE charging me. What will I be getting for my money?

  8. Re:IpV6 reality check on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 1, Troll

    And you will noticed that six years later, 99%+ of the Internet *still* doesn't use IPv6. Maybe he was on to something...

  9. Re:IpV6 reality check on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? Ok, then. I have a Linux box connected to a Netgear router providing NATted connections, itself connected to a cable modem that goes out to Comcast, who provides my pipe and is my ISP. Comcast ISP, by the way, does not support IPv6. If IPv6 is here and working today, I should be able to use it. How do I do that?

    If you can't tell me how, than Dan's "hypothetical problems" are very real indeed.

    As far as I can tell, what people have been "cheerfully ignoring" is IPv6.

  10. Re:thank the US government on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 3, Insightful

    US government contracts are starting to require IPv6 support.

    And that's what they're getting: IPv6 support. You're getting set ups that *could* run IPv6. They don't, but they could.

  11. IPv6 is the protocol of the future on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and always will be!

  12. Re:It would be really nice... on Sony Announces PS3 Slim, Price Cut, Improvements To Home · · Score: 1

    No, it doesn't. The 60 GB PAL PS3s (model numbers CECHCxx) did not have the Emotion Engine hardware installed and use software emulation.

  13. Re:It would be really nice... on Sony Announces PS3 Slim, Price Cut, Improvements To Home · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, the original PS3 actually had all the hardware of a PS2 built into it to provide compatibility; no software emulation. Then they removed most of the hardware and did software emulation, and then the current models removed the rest of the hardware and provide no compatibility at all. Europe was the most out of luck here; no hardware-compatible PS3 was ever released in PAL format, although they did get a software emulation model.

  14. Re:It would be really nice... on Sony Announces PS3 Slim, Price Cut, Improvements To Home · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er...you can't buy PS2 games for non-compatible PS3s through the PS Store because the lack of PS2 compatibility means you can't play them. You can buy PSX games through the PS Store, but you can also play PSX games right from the disc (if you still have your old copy) on *any* PS3. The real gyp is that you can't play old PSX games on your PSP, because the PSP has no way to read the discs. For that, you really do have to buy them again from the PS Store.

  15. Re:A slip? on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can't conceive of "off-planet aliens" when you haven't yet conceived of *planets*.

  16. Re:i wonder ... on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course! Don't you realize that Wormhole X-treme! is just a coverup for the secret government Stargate project?

  17. Re:Classes? Who needs em! on The Challenges of Class Balance In MMOGs · · Score: 1

    I don't see why we have to have classes in an MMO. I much prefer the Ultima Online system of choosing your own skills and in effect, creating your own "class". This type of system is far easier to balance since you can modify each skill "in a vacuum" without upsetting anything else.

    That is so, so, SO wrong. Skills are much *harder* to balance than classes, because while you can modify them "in a vacuum", you don't use them that way. Each skill in use interacts with all the others, creating a nightmare of cross-connections. That's why you don't see many skill-based MMORPGs.

  18. Re:Republicans on Comcast Finally Files Suit Against FCC Over Traffic Shaping · · Score: 1

    You mean like the strong regulative powers that handed Comcast the data provider monopoly it enjoys in many places?

  19. Well, that's nice on New Nano-Laser Created · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I think I'll wait for the Laser Shuffle.

  20. Re:Will they re-route if usage peaks? on An Electricity-Cost-Aware Internet Routing Scheme · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So let's say Minneapolis has the cheapest power that day, but then they have more-than-normal consumption rates.

    This scenario makes no sense. If a utility is experiencing high loads, they will charge *more*, not less. And the higher the load, the more they'll be charging. This scheme directs data center power consumption *away* from heavily loaded utilities, not towards them.

  21. Re:Amazing on Battlestar Galactica Feature Film Confirmed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly. You can't have channels with generic terms like "Discovery" or "History" or "Learning".

  22. Re:May I be the first to say... on Guitar, Studio Wizard Les Paul Dies At 94 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exactly!

  23. Re:May I be the first to say... on Guitar, Studio Wizard Les Paul Dies At 94 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, Pete Townshend never played with The Band.

  24. Re:The Amiga Hand? on World's First Formally-Proven OS Kernel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The benefit is if the specification is right, the program should be right.

    We'll have to prove the specification does what we want, then. Of course, then we have to make sure our conception of what we want is right...

    Personally, I think it's elephants all the way down.

  25. Re:Amen to that on Wikipedia Approaches Its Limits · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well he could always have downloaded the software, compiled it up and run it but I guess he couldn't be bothered.

    Did you provide a link to the software as a reference?