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  1. Re:People definitely neglect science... on Parents Baffled By Science Questions · · Score: 1

    I pulled the mayonase out I started thinking about what an immulsion was..."

    Mayonnaise. Emulsion.

    Sorry, I can't help it.

  2. Re:usability on Microsoft, Nokia Team To Add Mobile Office Apps To Phones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If voice recognition worked...

    Or handwriting recognition.

    By my calculations, we'll get handwriting recognition just about at the point computer keyboards will have killed everybody's ability at handwriting.

  3. Re:usability on Microsoft, Nokia Team To Add Mobile Office Apps To Phones · · Score: 1

    If voice recognition worked...

    ...then you'd have to worry about bystanders telling your computer what to do.

  4. Re:Not a Bug on Voting Machine Attacks Proven To Be Practical · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "voting booth" itself is nothing more than a plastic stand with a privacy screen and a supply of felt-tipped markers.

    Or, in a lot of cases (including my own state, incidentally), an enclosed booth where you are alone with a touch-screen terminal directly connected to the voting machine. Because felt-tipped markers are, y'know, *old-fashioned*.

  5. Re:If they own it, whats the problem? on Voting Machine Attacks Proven To Be Practical · · Score: 1

    But they do wonders for your anemia.

  6. Re:If they own it, whats the problem? on Voting Machine Attacks Proven To Be Practical · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And stop paying them, you shouldn't be in government for a salary.

    Bad, *bad*, BAD idea. If you can't be in government for a salary, then you're in it for the bribes. Not that paying a decent salary renders a politician immune to corruption, but at least he doesn't have to be on the take simply to put food on the table.

  7. Obviously Dot Eco should get it... on Rival Green Groups Bid To Snatch .eco Domain · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...'cause Al Gore invented both the Internet and ecology!

  8. Re:Comcast's version is orders of magitude better. on Comcast the Latest ISP To Try DNS Hijacking · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, but it's poor practice to advertise anything but a webserver through a www.* IP name. If the host is doing something else, it should have another IP name for people accessing that function. Among other things, it makes it much easier to move that function off that machine without touching the webserver. www.* could affect things other than webservers, but it shouldn't, and mostly, it won't. That doesn't make what Comcast is doing *right*, but it does make it slightly less horribly awful. Slightly.

  9. Re:None of the above. on What's In an Educational Game? · · Score: 1

    Age of Empires 2 was great for history.

    I remember how it taught me all about how the Scots won the Battle of Falkirk!

  10. Re:MS broke backward compatibility... on Alan Cox Quits As Linux TTY Maintainer — "I've Had Enough" · · Score: 1

    Remember that they were also introducing a new security model, which is one of the reasons they HAD to break it.

    No, the reason they HAD to break it was that they were introducing a new DRM model. Not the same thing at all.

  11. Re:MS broke backward compatibility... on Alan Cox Quits As Linux TTY Maintainer — "I've Had Enough" · · Score: 1

    Remember that they were also introducing a new security model, which is one of the reasons they HAD to break it.

    No, the reason they HAD to break it was that they were introducing a new DRM model. Not the same thing.

  12. Re:Hey, at least they tried on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 1

    You believe that:

    a) the corporations will suffer immediate takeover (or, for that matter, any severe consequences) if they don't pay the loan back.

    b) that if the corporations *are* taken over, their books will be immediately opened to show everyone how they spent the TARP funds.

    Your naivete is touching.

  13. Re:Or maybe... on A Hypothesis On Segway Hate · · Score: 1

    Bicycles have a top speed of considerably more than 12 mph unless you're climbing a steep hill.

  14. Re:Or maybe... on A Hypothesis On Segway Hate · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, it's not an effect of the hate, its an effect of the fact that you're not generally allowed to drive motorized vehicles on the sidewalk, and driving something whose top speed is 12 mph in the street isn't safe.

  15. Re:4chan on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the end, they decided to shrink Germany, split it in two

    In fact, there was no decision as such to split Germany in two. Immediately after Germany's surrender, it was split into four occupation zones (US, British, French and Soviet), but this was always intended to be temporary. However, the zones under occupation of the Western powers and zone under Soviet occupation each formed a separate government, each of which claimed to be the rightful government of all Germany. The differences could not be reconciled (the Cold War was heading into high gear at this point), so each wound up ruling its portion of Germany.

  16. Re:4chan on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: 1

    You don't understand; the problem is that they don't want the competition.

  17. Re:Hey, at least they tried on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No one cares, really... they are loans and will (mostly) get paid back. The banks unable to pay back end up being owned by the feds anyway, and then the books are wide open.

    Aw. They're so *cute* when they're that trusting, aren't they?

  18. Re:logical fallacy, for starters on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think anyone that looks at a corvette knows it's not alien technology.

    Of course it isn't; you have to research it yourself. Ion Cannons,
    Drones, Super Heavy Chassis and Gravity Generators, on the other
    hand, you can all get from the Bentusi.

  19. Re:Ahh the social sciences. on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    Read Sherlock Holmes?

    Yes, I have. He would be the fellow who said, "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

  20. Re:Ahh the social sciences. on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    the GTA series is a good example: except for one game in the series (where the black protagonist was a thug gangsta of all things

    Well, yeah, he was. Because ALL of the protagonists in GTA were thug gangstas.

  21. Re:back in my day on School System Considers Jamming Students' Phones · · Score: 1

    Spot On! I have many friends who are teachers, and I think it is abhorrent to say that they should not be allowed to use their phones on their breaks!

    Of course they can use cell phones on their breaks. The door outside is that way-->

  22. Re:How would that even be possible? on Student Suing Amazon For Book Deletions · · Score: 1

    So then nothing is enough, since it would be willful copyright infringment at this point, now that they KNOW they don't have the right to distribute the book.

    You need to go back and reread my post, because you missed something. They don't have the right to distribute. But they can GET the right to distribute--I have little doubt that with enough money, the rights holders would grant them a license to distribute copies to everyone who bought a copy under false pretenses. THAT, in my opinion, is possible, and what is called for.

  23. EVE? on White Knight Two Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Bet he gets podded his first time out.

  24. Re:It is time on BIOS "Rootkit" Preloaded In 60% of New Laptops · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's nice. "Hello, customer. There's a fatal bug in your BIOS. Of course, there's not a damn thing you can do about it, since the BIOS on this model isn't changable, but at least you know about it now."

  25. Re:Isn't an apology enough? on Student Suing Amazon For Book Deletions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it's not. What would be enough? Amazon restoring every last one of these people their copy of 1984, paying whatever they have to to the copyright owners to make it legal. If they then don't reclaim the rebates they sent out, they will have totally redeemed themselves in my eyes, but restoring people their books is the bare minimum.