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  1. Re:Linux 3:16 Says... on Linux Kernel Shuffling Zombie Juror Aka 3.16 Released · · Score: 1
  2. Re:UUNET in 1987? on Barry Shein Founded the First Dialup ISP (Video) · · Score: 1

    I think the key world here is "dial-up". Was UUNET offering modems you could dial into over public telephone network at that time?

  3. Re:Strategic coverage on Japan To Launch a Military Space Force In 2019 · · Score: 1

    The Yamato. Accept no imitations.

  4. Re:Formal specifications are pretty useless for th on PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification · · Score: 1

    Formal language specification isn't meant to be perused with a cup of coffee in one hand. It's primary purpose is that you can use it to prove that your implementation of the language does what the language specs say it's supposed to do. Your "informal (but exact) specification" doesn't do "a much better job" at that. It can't do that job at all.

  5. Re:And no one will go to jail on CIA Director Brennan Admits He Was Lying: CIA Really Did Spy On Congress · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I think this sounds like treason,

    Frankly, it doesn't matter if you think it sounds like fishpaste. It may be reprehensible, it may be criminal, but in the US, treason is defined in the Constitution, and this ain't it.

  6. Re:USB 4.x to offer signed USB device signatures?? on "BadUSB" Exploit Makes Devices Turn "Evil" · · Score: 1

    a flash drive that's ALSO a HID device

    It's also a Human Interface Device device?

  7. Re:Since when is... on Programming Languages You'll Need Next Year (and Beyond) · · Score: 1

    No, the Pacific Time Zone (Pacific Standard Time, Pacific Daylight Time) is a specific official timezone name that uniquely identifies the timezone that includes LA. Hawaii is in the Hawaii-Aleutian Time Zone. Guam is in the Chamorro Time Zone, as are the Northern Mariana Islands, and American Samoa is in the Samoa Time Zone (the independent nation of Samoa is in the West Samoa Time Zone).

  8. Re:Since when is... on Programming Languages You'll Need Next Year (and Beyond) · · Score: 1

    Since interface designers faced with idiots decided "Pacific Time" was too difficult for people to figure out. They've been doing this for a while, actually.

  9. Re:Repeat after me... on Programming Languages You'll Need Next Year (and Beyond) · · Score: 2

    Of course programming language does not include markup language. They're two entirely different things with entirelly different purposes.

  10. Re:Great... on Satellite Images Show Russians Shelling Ukraine · · Score: 1

    "It's not my fault I shot him! It's his fault because he stood in front of my gun!"

  11. Re:Earthshaking on Bad "Buss Duct" Causes Week-long Closure of 5,000 Employee Federal Complex · · Score: 1

    Oh, but "Buss Duct" is so much more entertaining. I wonder who gets kissed?

  12. Re:FUD filled.... on How a Solar Storm Two Years Ago Nearly Caused a Catastrophe On Earth · · Score: 1

    The Transformers... E-M-P'd they died.

    http://www.yousephtanha.com/bl...

  13. Re:Orange? on Black Holes Not Black After All, Theorize Physicists · · Score: 1

    What's that you say? Orange Star is the new Black Hole?

  14. Re:Hello Dave on Researchers Design Bot To Conduct National Security Clearance Interviews · · Score: 1

    That's good, now tell me about your mother Dave...

    My mother's name wasn't Dave.

  15. Computer generated head? on Researchers Design Bot To Conduct National Security Clearance Interviews · · Score: 2

    Sounds more like M-M-M-Max Head-Head-Headroom, to me.

  16. Re:De-salination? on MIT Combines Carbon Foam and Graphite Flakes For Efficient Solar Steam Generati · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You wouldn't boil the saltwater in foam, genius. Use properly prepared and recycled water as a heat transfer fluid and use that heat to distill seawater in tanks built for that process.

  17. Re:Good. Now what about ads? on Google To Stop Describing Games With In-App Purchases As 'Free' · · Score: 1

    Or you could be like Deadpool and just realize if something costs money to make, you're going to have to pay for it one way or another.

  18. Re:Makes sense on Dell Starts Accepting Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    The bitcoin community is highly technical. They will probably sell a lot of systems making it available as an option.

    Sure, what with Dells being so popular with the highly technical community.

  19. Re:Homeland Security on More Forgotten Vials of Deadly Diseases Discovered · · Score: 2

    What I am wondering is: why do they even care whether the pathogens in the vials are actually what is on the labels?

    They care because anybody can write a label saying "smallpox virus" and stick it on a vial. But if the vial actually *does* contain smallpox virus, then there were flawed procedures that let that virus be sent out to East Bumfuck with no records kept. And those flawed procedures might still be in place, in which case it is urgent that they get fixed.

  20. Re:Political background on Scotland Could Become Home To Britain's First Spaceport · · Score: 2

    "Quite likely to lose"? In what uninverse? Latest polls show "Yes" trailing by over ten points.

  21. Re:Rather far north. on Scotland Could Become Home To Britain's First Spaceport · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's even more worth noting that there's a plebicite on Scottish independence coming up very soon.

  22. I'm torn... on Scientists Have Developed a Material So Dark That You Can't See It · · Score: 1

    Do I make the His Dark Materials joke, or the fuligin joke?

  23. Re:What good is filtered news? on Google's Experimental Newsroom Avoids Negative Headlines · · Score: 1

    One must ask, what good is news that filters?

    It is impossible for there to be any other kind. The sum total of what happens on the earth is far beyond the ability of anyone or anything to track or follow. Most of it is not relevant to you, of course. Any news you read is, and of necessity, must be, filtered. The only question is how it is filtered.

    News is news, be it bad, sad, happy or violent.

    Your view that occurances can be easily and definitively defined as "news" or "not news" is incredibly naive.

    I remember a time when the news was reported and read.

    No, you remember a time when the biases in selecting what would be news and what would not be were better hidden.

  24. Of course they're sending draft notices to... on Today In Year-based Computer Errors: Draft Notices Sent To Men Born In the 1800s · · Score: 1

    ...these guys.

    How else are we going to beat the Kaiser?

  25. Re:Asimov already covered this... on The Lovelace Test Is Better Than the Turing Test At Detecting AI · · Score: 1

    A film based on a title by Isaac Asimov

    Not even that. Just a film with a title by Isaac Asimov pasted on it. The screenplay was already written (the name at that point was "Hardwired") when they decided to buy the title. They changed a few of names to match characters in the book and pasted in a nod to the Three Laws of Robotics. Done!