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  1. Re:Asimov already covered this... on The Lovelace Test Is Better Than the Turing Test At Detecting AI · · Score: 1

    That's not Asimov. It's a film he had nothing to do with that they put one of his titles on for marketing purposes(it bears no resemblence whatsoever to the book). Still a clever piece of dialog, though.

  2. Re:No human can pass that test on The Lovelace Test Is Better Than the Turing Test At Detecting AI · · Score: 1

    Well, no human alive today in any case. All so-called "original" works produced today are derivatives of older works (Shakespeare, folklore, etc)

    If you think Shakespeare was original, you are sadly deluded. Just about all of his plots can be traced back to other sources, from which he often lifted them virtually intact. What elevated Shakespeare wasn't the originality of his stories, but the way he told them.

  3. Re:Que the outrage on BlackBerry's Innovation: Square-Screened Smartphones · · Score: 1

    I would, but I have to go Q up to learn Spanish to finish this joke.

    John de Lancie will come teach you Spanish?

  4. Re:Seems excessive... on Netflix Is Looking To Pay Someone To Watch Netflix All Day · · Score: 1

    Why not just let the users do the job? Cheaper, faster and easier...

    And subject to massive trolling by malicious users...

  5. Re:the real reason? on IeSF Wants International Game Tournaments Segregated By Sex [Updated] · · Score: 1

    Which is segregated by sex. You *must* have one man, and one woman. You can't have a man in the woman's slot, you can't have a woman in the man's slot.

  6. Re:simple fix on IeSF Wants International Game Tournaments Segregated By Sex [Updated] · · Score: 2

    How about rock-paper-scissors?
    [X] physical skills involved
    [X] some kind of scoring system
    [X] objectively declare winner
    Ticks all your boxes!

    And guess what? It's a sport!

  7. Re:why? on Goldman Sachs Demands Google Unsend One of Its E-mails · · Score: 1

    Most people use Google mail by simply accessing Google's servers via web. Since the email is stored on Google's own server, they can delete it. Now, if it had been *me*, they'd have been SOL, because I have all my Google mail forwarded to my private IMAP server, and it's out of Google's hands. But the average Gmail user, yeah, Google would be able to kill the mail.

  8. Re:Use Paper on Ask Slashdot: Replacing Paper With Tablets For Design Meetings? · · Score: 1

    I've never encountered any sort of computer drawing tool that wasn't excrutiatingly painful when compared to paper and something pencil-like.

    From which I can infer you've never used a really decent graphics tablet + stylus. It's the standard tool of the many, many artists who have given up physical media to go digital. Of course, it's not a convenient thing for everybody to use in a meeting.

  9. Re:Why can't on Bug In Fire TV Screensaver Tears Through 250 GB Data Cap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bandwidth isn't like water or electricity. You either use it in the moment or don't. You can't save it for later.

    So, you don't have caches in your world?

    It's really about data, not bandwidth. Just like your utilities connection is about water or electricity, not pipes or wires.

    In fact, that's what this *article* is about--the TV should've saved data for later, but didn't.

  10. Re:C++ and CppCMS on Ask Slashdot: Choosing a Web Language That's Long-Lived, and Not Too Buzzy? · · Score: 1

    "[Object-oriented programming] is both anti-modular and anti-parallel by its very nature"

    This sentence makes no sense to me. What are objects if not modules? And surely one can have independent objects run in parallel.

  11. So, in other words, plastic is biodegradeable! on Ninety-Nine Percent of the Ocean's Plastic Is Missing · · Score: 1

    That's good, right?

  12. Re:Question... -- ? on Exploiting Wildcards On Linux/Unix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Can someone explain to me why all these program manpage references have e.g. "(1)" after them?

    It's the manpage section. Section 1 is general commands, for example, while section 3 is library calls. Thus, if you want to see the man page for the printf command, you can say "man 1 printf", while if you want to see the man page for the printf system call, you can say "man 3 printf".

  13. Re:Question... -- ? on Exploiting Wildcards On Linux/Unix · · Score: 0

    I might start using ./ a lot more now.

    I suppose you could say you learned about ./ on /.

  14. Re:At those prices? on Intel Offering 3-D Printed Robot Kits · · Score: 2

    How exactly is 1500-15000 worth of equipment 'hobbyists'? /blockquote

    I can think of several hobbies that can rack up those kinds of costs. Flying model airplanes leaps to mind.

  15. Re:Your taxes at work on A Physicist Says He Can Tornado-Proof the Midwest With 1,000-Foot Walls · · Score: 2

    Great Wall of China... Mongols. I rest my case.

    Yeah, that worked real well.

  16. Re:The problem is not switch speed on How Vacuum Tubes, New Technology Might Save Moore's Law · · Score: 1

    It's not just branching. You also run into difficulties when a following instruction needs to use the results of the precending one.

  17. Re:Perl 6ers just can't get shit done. on Perl Is Undead · · Score: 2

    So what was C written in?

    C. At the beginning of the tool chain, there'll be a bootstrap compiler written in assembler, but full production C compilers are written in C.

  18. Re:"Secular decline" on The Bursting Social Media Advertising Bubble · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Secular decline" is sometimes used to describe a long-term trend of overall decline. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

  19. Re:not North Pole drift on Satellite Swarm Spots North Pole Drift · · Score: 2

    How can express the movement of the north pole in terms of north or south, given that it is the pole itself that defines those terms?

  20. Re:Not really on China Builds Artificial Islands In South China Sea · · Score: 1

    How does Bikini Atoll show how to remove an island? It's still there. It may show you how to *evacuate* an island and make it uninhabitable, but that's not the same thing.

  21. Re:Dangerous on Harley-Davidson Unveils Their First Electric Motorcycle · · Score: 1

    I go running on the side of the road a lot and I pay careful attention to hear cars come up behind me

    Actually, if you're running on the side of a road without a sidewalk, you're supposed run on the left side of the road so you can *see* the oncoming traffic.

  22. Re:Nuts & Volts on After 47 Years, Computerworld Ceases Print Publication · · Score: 1

    Nuts & Volts is still around, too.

  23. Re:Speculation... on NADA Is Terrified of Tesla · · Score: 2

    Dealers serve a purpose. They need a reasonable profit.

    If they serve a purpose, they deserve a reasonable profit. For the life of me, I cannot see what that purpose is. Perhaps you can enlighten us.

  24. Re:Conflict between Japaneese and Chineese on Why China Is Worried About Japan's Plutonium Stocks · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Living History". Japan invaders were thrown out of China some *75 years ago*. Not too many people left who have personal memories of it, any more.

  25. Re:Most qualified and motivated candidates? on Yahoo's Diversity Record Is Almost As Bad As Google's · · Score: 1

    I likes to go swimmin with bow legged wimmin.