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  1. Government Accounting on FEMA Phones Hacked, Calls Made To Mideast and Asia · · Score: 4, Funny

    400 calls totalling $12,000.

    That is, about $30 per call.

    And from the article: "Most of the calls were about three minutes long, but some were as long as 10 minutes."

    As long as 10 minutes? Not only did FEMA have a badly configured phone system, they must have had some of the crappiest call plans I could possibly imagine. I mean, where were the calls terminating? The moon?

    Your tax dollars at work.

  2. Email is NOT Critical people. on Outages Leave Google Apps Admins In the Hotseat · · Score: 1

    Get a grip. 99.999% (there's your five nines) of email is just not that critical.

    It's amazing how many people will insist their email server is a mission critical system, and yet it goes down for a day or so and poof.... They *don't* go out of business! Fancy that.

    Pick up a telephone or (heaven forbid) talk to someone in your office face to face. There's a really good chance you'll actually get more stuff done that day.

    (Yes, I know Google Apps is more than email, but what I said about email probably applies to manyof them as well).

  3. Re:Simple, here you go, on Best Chair For Desktop Coding? · · Score: 1

    They both read Slashdot.

    Are you sure the chair can carry the weight?

  4. Re:Not everyone is the same! on Best Chair For Desktop Coding? · · Score: 1

    Are you sure about that?

  5. Re:Herman Miller Aeron... on Best Chair For Desktop Coding? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The albatross is $1000 fully optioned.

  6. Re:But were they smart, or stupid? on Sneaky Blackmailing Virus That Encrypts Data · · Score: 0, Redundant

    COLLABORATE AND LISTEN.

  7. Video games for Doctors on Surgical Robot Removes Calgary Woman's Brain Tumor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doctors used remote controls and an imaging screen, similar to a video game

    Doctor: Dammnit nurse! Guide me over to the Health bonus

    Nurse: There's no time Doctor! We're losing the patient.

    Doctor: Okay. We have to cheat death. Press up-up-left-left-up-up-down-select.

    Nurse: It's working! The patient has full health!

    Doctor: Tumour P3wnd!

  8. Re:My dream office from the top of my head on Tech's Top 10 Workspaces · · Score: 1

    You forgot hot secretary.

    Anyway, I look forward to picking all of that stuff up at auction when your imaginary company folds in the first six months.

  9. Re:I've always felt these are a trap to stay at wo on Tech's Top 10 Workspaces · · Score: 1

    Your theory is probably right, but I'd exclude daycare from the list. You'll find that's there to keep some employees at work at all.

  10. Re:My nightmare is to work in a cubicle on Tech's Top 10 Workspaces · · Score: 1

    remember Peter having to listen to "Welcome to Initech. Please Hold." over-and-over again all day?

    No.

    What I remember (and you don't) was "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment." over-and-over.

  11. Re:If those are the favorite ones.. on Tech's Top 10 Workspaces · · Score: 1

    You can discretely fuck the secretary in an open-plan office as well.

    Just send her an email before Christmas, saying she's fired.

  12. Alarmist reporting on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This shows how the population of the world has increased at an alarming rate in recent times.

    People are having kids. Exactly why is this "alarming"?

  13. GTD on Folders vs. Tags For Shared Email Accounts? · · Score: 0

    Go away and read "The Art of Getting Things Done" by David Allen. It would have been mentioned here earlier, but most of its proponents are likely off... getting things done.

    Then Google for a presentation called "Inbox Zero" which takes the GTD ideas and applies them to email.

    Now, watch this post get modded up by the cult of GTD.

  14. Finally! on Xerox Demos Self-Erasing, Eco-Friendly Paper · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Print cheque onto self-erasing paper.
    Step 2: Buy expensive stuff with it.
    Step 3: Profit!!!

  15. Re:Troll or uneducated.. on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 1

    Okay. Thanks.

  16. Troll or uneducated.. on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 1

    ...not impressive.

  17. Re:Is this illegal? on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 1

    The typo in my earlier post probably didn't help, but there is a debt once a person has won an auction, and in so doing, made a commitment to pay the seller.

  18. Re:ACCC can determine this is anti-competitive on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure credit card vendors will scream "Fowl!" soon... What does any of this have to do with poultry?
  19. The article is wrong - maybe. on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 0

    According to the Slashdot post and TFA upon which it is based:
    "eBay is using Australia as a guinea pig to trial a new policy where all other modes of payment are barred except for PayPal."

    However, according to eBay's own memo:
    "From 21 May 2008, all items listed on eBay.com.au must offer PayPal as one of the payment methods available to buyers."

    So which is it?

    On the one hand, there's nothing to see here. On the other hand, the response from eBay's Alistair McGibbon (source of possibly the lamest superhero quote of all time) doesn't seem to repudiate the reporter's understanding.

  20. Re:Definitely time to look for an alternative :( on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 1

    Fairfax is significantly more evil than eBay.

  21. Is this illegal? on eBay Australia Makes PayPal Mandatory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I understood that by law, merchants are required to accept legal tender to pay a debt. In other words, there's no way they can prohibit people paying cash once a debt exists (i.e. they have one the auction).

    Admittedly the above is from my recall of High School business studies, and IANALADHAT (I am not a lawyer and damned happy about that).

  22. Intermission on Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers · · Score: 1

    Hey, thanks for listening. We'll be back right after I reboot the band...

  23. Re:Not even a speed bump. on ARIA Sells a Licence for DJs to Format Shift Music · · Score: 1

    Why was this marked as a troll? It's a perfectly valid point.

    Most nightclub owners will tell law-enforcement or ARIA's solicitors, with a completely straight face, that there is no illegal activity inside their clubs.

  24. Re:webcam on Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics? · · Score: 1

    Or wearing.....A hat and sunglasses!

  25. Re:Please stay on topic on Israelis Sue Government For Laser Cannons · · Score: 1

    Oooooh. With words like "apparatus of the state" and "ethnic hegemony" I'll bet all the "smash Bush" chicks just love you.

    Why do I get the feeling, despite your political beliefs, you love your computer, love your iPod and wouldn't actually live in a Communist or Islamist state. Just a hunch.