382 in itself is not funny. When then reader reaches 420 a laugh is generated. However 382, 412 and 420 by themselves are not funny, it was everything beforehand that made 420 funny. 447 was the kicker.
I put Darth Vader's cape on my Jar Jar action figure to try it out. I gave it a red light saber and wiggled it at my Obi-Wan action figure. "Yousa die now!" It Works!
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/. moderators won't give it to you because we know how many times they have done it themselves.
And if they haven't, they will be after reading the post!
Unfortunate for you and unfortunate for others. Eventually, they may have customers that will prefer other formats.
annoys me having to go to another machine to read these files
Setup a Terminal Server with Citrix and MS Office installed. You can then run MS Word and other Win32 apps on your Unix boxen with the appropriate ICA client installed. Works for us.
Yes, they both entice user to run the worm/trojan.
The difference here is...
Once the user has run ILOVEYOU worm, it copies itself as multiple files on the host machine *and* uses Outlook to self propogate to other peoples machines.
When the user runs Gnutella VBS trojan, it copies itself as multiple files on the host machine, does not send itself to others. It is merely *available* to others via Gnutella.
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Moderate this entire thread +2:Funny
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382 in itself is not funny. When then reader reaches 420 a laugh is generated. However 382, 412 and 420 by themselves are not funny, it was everything beforehand that made 420 funny. 447 was the kicker.
Just be careful not to give it to this parrot.
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And if they haven't, they will be after reading the post!
#447 #444 #441 #370 #361 #190 #181 #180 #76 #44 #20
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Great... Now I am going to have to upgrade to this new P4. My 286 won't handle the high res 8,325,644 byte logo I just downloaded.
Certain expenses are fixed. Therefore, should volume inncrease, the cost of fixed expenses will be spread across more transactions.
But be careful, because you will be attacked by a bunch of monkeys when you try to climb the stairs.
When you find them, you will see Jimmy Hoffa coding viruses!!
And when you finally open the car door, a bunch of fast food bags will come flying out at you!
WTF? This sounds a lot like an Easter Egg.
Setup the other machine and your machine with VNC and you will not have to "go to it".
(I do not need it for free, but I do need it to work!)
Here is your clue...
Revenue > Expenses = Profits
Reinvestments > Profits = Negative Earnings
"Amazon has never made a dime of profit"
They have made plenty of profit. They just have never reported positive earnings.
Word is the standard for sending documents
Unfortunate for you and unfortunate for others. Eventually, they may have customers that will prefer other formats.
annoys me having to go to another machine to read these files
Setup a Terminal Server with Citrix and MS Office installed. You can then run MS Word and other Win32 apps on your Unix boxen with the appropriate ICA client installed. Works for us.
space alien is immune to gun
rock beats alien
I am going dizzy trying to follow the logic there.
BTW, Doesn't rock beat gun? Rock beats gun out of opponents hand, kills rock's opponent.
Care to put your G-string... err, uhmm.. money where your mouth is?
I would NOT LOVE a screenshot of myself standing over a lava pit with a rocket launcher. And a G-string.
However that would be quite funny (IF I actually fit the stereotypical geek profile).
If you don't mind excruciatingly slow sights, then CDNow wasn't too bad.
I would LOVE a screenshot of myself standing over a lava pit with a rocket launcher. And a G-string.
Yes but, would we love a screenshot of you in a G-string?
Yes, they both entice user to run the worm/trojan.
The difference here is...
Once the user has run ILOVEYOU worm, it copies itself as multiple files on the host machine *and* uses Outlook to self propogate to other peoples machines.
When the user runs Gnutella VBS trojan, it copies itself as multiple files on the host machine, does not send itself to others. It is merely *available* to others via Gnutella.