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  1. Apparently... on Paul Otellini: Intel Lost the iPhone Battle, But It Could Win the Mobile War · · Score: 0

    Your gut then took up arms and told your brain to go on vacation.

  2. Re:Ontario - Canada's fat, lazy province on Water Isolated for Over a Billion Years Found Under Ontario · · Score: 2

    We have this really big, really old, really rocky thing called the Canadian Shield. The mine happens to bore straight down into it as well.

  3. Re:How about a link to the downloadable book? on The NSA's Own Guide To Google Hacking and Other Internet Research · · Score: 2

    Wow, thank you for untangling the porn web.

    You must have done "extensive" research.

  4. Re:Time factor and software context on Are Contests the Best Way To Find Programmers? · · Score: 1

    on-the-spot nature of an interview

    Yep, the last thing you would want to do is actually "talk" to a candidate.

  5. Re:Hmm.. a reality show in the making? on Are Contests the Best Way To Find Programmers? · · Score: 1

    "Your a DONKAY"!

  6. Re:Eagle Landing on Armstrong EKG Readings During Moon Landing Up For Auction · · Score: 2

    Lance Armstrong has no heart! They used any remaining heart tissue they could scrounge together to repair his nut sack.

  7. Re:xwing? on EA Is the Game Company Disney Was Looking For · · Score: 1

    hear HEAR!

  8. Re:Eagle Landing on Armstrong EKG Readings During Moon Landing Up For Auction · · Score: 2

    This is an awesome simulation of descent and landing. It shows Armstrongs heart rate with a bunch of other stats: http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/

  9. Eagle Landing on Armstrong EKG Readings During Moon Landing Up For Auction · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A far more interesting EKG would be that of Armstrong during the Eagle's descent. By the time the Eagle landed Armstrong's heart rate was up to 150. You would have never heard it in his voice but he was as amped up as the guys turning blue in mission control.

  10. Re:Any way to see them coming? on Speeding Object Makes Small Hole In the ISS Solar Array · · Score: 2

    Intercepting "these small projectiles" is not a good idea since they are travelling at orbital velocities (25000km per hour).

    Picking these objects up on radar and performing an avoidance maneuver is what the ISS has traditionally done when faced with an inevitable intercept. If the maneuver cannot be performed in time the astronauts and cosmonauts hunker down in the Soyuz capsules in case they need to make a "speedy" departure from the station.

  11. Re:The purpose of research on SOPA Creator Now In Charge of NSF Grants · · Score: 1

    New LED suns are just around the corner, however they are way more expensive.

  12. Re:And it was through this on DMCA Safe Harbor May Not Apply To Old Copyrighted Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, in 1000 years time our genetically modified cats will have overthrown their furry shackles and will have become our feline overlords. They will be most thankful that humans have kept their historical "culture" properly archived and indexed, most notably "Cats in Sinks".

  13. Re:Eco mass histeria on Interviews: Ask Freeman Dyson What You Will · · Score: 1

    I don't think the fear comes from the use of nuclear technologies ONCE they are in space. A more likely fear scenario centers around the fact that the nuclear power plant needs to be bolted to the top of a huge firecracker that essplodes its way into space.

  14. Fart power... on Fusion Rocket Could Take Us To Mars · · Score: 1

    "could" take us to Mars as well.

    Unfortunately, harnessing fart power has proven much more elusive than fusion power.

  15. Re:I'm glad somebody is doing it on Bezos Expeditions Recovers Pieces of Apollo 11 Rockets · · Score: 2

    Which "reef" are you talking about?

    The Remotely Operated Vehicles worked at a depth of more than 14,000 feet, tethered to our ship with fiber optics

    Do reefs grow that low?

  16. Maybe, instead... on City Councilman: Email Tax Could Discourage Spam, Fund Post Office Functions · · Score: 1

    The city councillor can impose a liquorice tax on all emails sent within his jurisdiction. For every 1 trillion emails sent, a person must place one stick of liquorice on the councillors desk.

    That makes about as much sense as what the councillor is proposing.

    Just to be clear, I don't like liquorice all that much.

  17. Re:clueless on Shooting Yourself In the Foot, 21st Century Style · · Score: 1

    one of the reasons politicians screw up so much is because they are dirty and cannot trust anyone, so they find people they trust to do things they are unqualified for.

    Wrong. Bureaucrats tender for proposals and hire the lowest bidder, that is why they don't get it and most likely never will.

    If you can't do.. teach.. if you can't teach... run for office.

  18. Hey... kid... on Apple's iWatch Could Come With IOS, Earn $6 Billion a Year · · Score: 0

    wanna buy a watch?

  19. Re:Neat video and concept to prove a point on DRM Chair Self-Destructs After 8 Uses · · Score: 2

    An Allen Key, an Allen Key, my kingdom for an ALLEN KEY!

  20. Re:Not really a new discovery then on Astronomers Find Planet Barely Larger Than Earth's Moon · · Score: 1

    A team of astronomers has announced the discovery of the smallest exoplanet orbiting a Sun-like star yet found

    It's not the existence of the planet that they are announcing:

    the planet has been known for some time, but only new advances in asteroseismology (studying oscillations in the star itself) have allowed the star's size to be accurately found, which in turn yielded a far better determination of the planet's diminutive size.

    The new measurement now means the exoplanet is the smallest on record.

  21. That's... on Astronomers Find Planet Barely Larger Than Earth's Moon · · Score: 1, Funny

    No moon!

  22. Tweedle Dee... on Vote To Name Two Newly Discovered Moons of Pluto · · Score: 1

    and Tweedle Dum...

  23. Our consumers told us... on Pepsi To Release New Breakfast Mountain Dew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they are looking for an alternative to traditional morning beverages and newer, hip way of developing diabetes.

  24. A Dyson Sphere doesn't have to be solid.

  25. Summary... on Asteroid Resources Could Make Science Fiction Dreams and Nightmares a Reality · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Something might happen... or not.

    They completely left out the notion of a Dyson Sphere in this horribly written "article".