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DRM Chair Self-Destructs After 8 Uses
unts writes "Taking DRM further than it's gone before, a group of designers have built a DRM'd chair that will melt its own joints and destroy itself after 8 uses. The chair uses an Arduino and sensors to monitor the number of uses, then triggers the melting of a set of joints that hold it together, making the product unusable without some carpentry skills. The video of device at work is both amusing and a little disconcerting."
...excellent for congress.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
But were the hipsters necessary?
At least we can be sure that Ikea isn't interested, since their chair already do that by default.
(And I had a good laugh about the article :)
Coz eternity my friend, is a long *ing time.
This is not DRM; it is product-life expiration. DRM would be if the chair had GPS and would melt itself if moved further than 200ft from its location of first use.
This could be the next big step for furniture companies. It may also be a boon for anyone that has ever been dragged out on a seemingly never ending antiquing spree. Then again once I get my butt groove worn into a chair or a couch, I'd be pissed if it self-destructed. Next thing to look forward to...seating with wi-fi, for pay as you go seating.
--There are two kinds of people in this world. I don't like either of them.
Chairs like that have been around for years.
Car manufacturers have had this technology for decades.
Should I decide to accept it?
Have gnu, will travel.
Harbor Freight has perfected this technology ages ago.
You aren't buying a piece of furniture. You are leasing a non-transferable limited license to sit.
This is called Planned Obsolescence
Most of the sitters looked as if they were mounting a toilet and getting ready to take a big dump. It must have been fragile the way they all were being so gentle with it, and not one of them leaned against the back rest... cute idea though.
I'm sitting in a chair at the dealership where I bought my new car 19 months ago, waiting for the service department to come back and tell me my failed brake caliper is "normal wear and tear."
Looks down at my chair suspiciously...
give them the CHAIR
sorry but it lost credence as it didn't play 'daisy' with a decreasing tempo as it melted - good effort though.
Digital Rights Management?
There isn't anything "digital" about a chair that needs rights management. You cannot use a chair multiple times by making a digital copy of it, nor can you transfer a digital copy of your chair to your friend. In fact the ability to use a chair requires that you physically have it. Now if this "rights management" somehow prevented you from making a *copy* of the chair, then it might be some kind of example, but it's certainly NOT an example of DRM.
"File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
It's not a DRM chair at all.... The last guy sitting on it just had the worst farts in history, making the chair give up on life!
Who brought that chair in here? Not me.
No way.
Not my chair, not my problem I say.
THL phish sticks
I think IKEA already sells this chair, and it was a lot less effort than using ardrino's
Does anyone think that this will actually fly, or are they just trying to make a point about DRM.
EA has started talks with IKEA. Due to their positive experience in the field of videogames, they think that a joint-venture with the swedish company may give a better experience for users of different kind of furniture. This model would include extensions of use of your furniture in time through a micro-payment system.
WHY?
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We need this to protect the livelihoods of furniture makers in America. This will save millions of jobs. Imagine the horror of a person buying a chair and using it upwards to an infinite amount of times!
If it had DRM in it then it would destruct if anyone but the original users weight and ass pattern used the chair, or it would make you pay if someone else but the original person sat in it, or you would be charged an additional fee if the chair was moved further than 3 feet from its original posistion.
Do these people have no idea what DRM is at all?
and available on most of the file sharing sites. Holla if you need the torrent link.
Just you wait until the healthcare industry begins using this type of planned obsolescence....
Ending is better than mending.
Take it to the limit, everybody to the limit, come on, everybody fhqwhgads.
The slow melting was okay, but since it was electrically activated, I think explosive bolts would have been far more dramatic...
Nobody sits like that and the video is too long.
The chair takes forever to be destroyed, my suggestion is to use C-4.
Imagine how much markup you'd be able to get away with on normal chairs!
This is nothing new. Steve Ballmer first tested chair destruction DRM at Microsoft nearly a decade ago.
But I thought it was just because I was too fat.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
The first time someone sits and the chair collapses underneath them, the resulting injury and negligence claims will bankrupt the company that is doing this stupid shit.
The chair would take the license key that I paid for because the authentication server crashed while I was registering. The chair melted down before I could even sit on it once. Now I'm waiting for Ground shipping on a replacement.
My buddy bought an unlocked one on Craigslist that works great and will never melt down.
So glad I'm a valued paying customer.
Trash story from trashdot.
http://wearcam.org/seatsale/
Only his is re-useable. Similar idea, although different.
video at http://vimeo.com/14379729
They actually got one good looking girl to participate.
Now all those carnival weight estimators can find lucrative work acting like Indy in the opening scenes of Raiders. Get a few sandbags and switch the out quickly. Your chair will see hundreds of uses!
You wouldn't download a movie that falls apart after 8 uses would you?
They already own the rights of having stuff melt after a few uses.
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This would be great for musical chairs. Needs to melt a little faster, but just set the chairs to have one destruct after each round, and no more need to manually remove a chair each time.
make imaginary.friends COUNT=100 VISIBLE=false
I'm waiting for the DRM toilet video in 5...4...3...2...
Kriston
How about the concept for cars. after 10000 Miles, cars self destruct. Looks like Mission impossible is becoming reality (the self destructive tapes etc)
Most are well beyond their "best before" date by the time they get elected. Since it's wasteful not to use them at all, I'd say give them a single chance. At least they'd be voting for something they "truly believe in". Given the current amount of actual change congress and the senate make happen lately, I doubt this limited use will have any true effect on the country at all.
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
...is this useful?
This is sold at IKEA.
Kinetic sculpture by Arthur Ganson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFG-Lk9c2CI
This already exists - it's called Ikea furniture. I swear - it's DRM is that it can only survive two moves - then totally self-destructs.
I was thinking that a pair of wire cutters would prevent the sensors from triggering or elements from heating, but that make the wire cutters DRM circumvention hardware...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
The Light Bulb Conspiracy
And it will allow only one specific user to even use the chair
The alternative is too ridiculous to contemplate.
I understand that English is a living language, but I object to changes arising merely from repeated errors.
I once "inherited" a cheap couch that was designed to cut through some foam padding after minimal use and become uncomfortable. I say it was intentional because it would take forethought and malice design a couch with metal wires against foam that would obviously fail in this fashion.
Competition Good, Monopoly Bad.
...maybe it would have saved him a lot of embarrassment.
Then again, he would have probably threw his monitor or keyboard instead...
and called the iChair right?
I'd replace the chairs in our conference room with these and, instead of a usage counter, there would be a countdown. If the meeting goes too long, it gets unceremoniously demoted to a scrum.
I remember reading short story about a planet that solved market saturation by introducing special chemical compound to all the goods making them expire (turn into dust) at set dates. Everything from pants to cars had to be repurchased regularly, that meant everyone had a job producing those goods. In the middle of the story we read about Chemical plant accident ... and then we switch perspective to a spaceship in orbit that just traveled here from far away star system to check for signs of civilization they noticed from distance. They run various scans and cant detect any technology on planets surface :), they even send a probe, but all it can see is dust.
Who logs in to gdm? Not I, said the duck.
From TFS: then triggers the melting of a set of joints that hold it together, making the product unusable without some carpentry skills
Um... you make it sound like carpentry skills are rare and unusual. They're pretty common actually.
Why?
Why is it that most of the people that I encounter seem to have been shat from the Sphincter of Mediocrity?
Monsanto's Terminator crops are the ultimate in DRM. You can only use them once.
PFFT! Ikea came up with this DECADES ago and without and electronics involved.
Your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_scarcity
Or:
http://www.disinfo.com/2013/01/is-sowing-artificial-scarcity-the-future-of-business/
http://www.cracked.com/article_18817_5-reasons-future-will-be-ruled-by-b.s..html
Or:
http://www.worldsocialism.org/spgb/socialist-standard/1990s/1998/no-1124-april-1998/artificial-scarcity
"Technological capacity to produce enough to satisfy everyone's needs already exists globally and has done so for many decades. Yet needs continue to remain unmet on a massive scale. Why? Quite simply because scarcity is a functional requirement of capitalism itself."
This web page includes suggestion by me on ways to transcend artificial scarcity as the basis of our modern economy:
http://www.artificialscarcity.com/
Anyway, it was a great video as piece of performance art related to the idea, which also connects to "planned obsolescence" or even, to a lesser extent, "fashion".
A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
Something tells me that masturbation is either going to suck with these or it's going to make things a lot more kinky.
...been around as long as capitalism
I call prior art. Most of my self made furniture falls apart after only a few uses!
Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)