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  1. Re:Mars plane by Boeing on Flying a Cessna On Other Worlds: xkcd Gets Noticed By a Physics Professor · · Score: 3, Funny

    "on fire the whole time"

    Typical. You go to all the trouble of flying a plane on Venus and all you get is petty criticism of minor teething troubles. There's no pleasing some people.

  2. Re:Apple only cares about consumer gear now on Apple To Discontinue Mac Pro In EU Over Safety Regulations · · Score: 1

    The EU hasn't outlawed "possession" but they are a bit funny about grey imports.

  3. Nostalgia on Oracle Responds To Java Security Critics With Massive 50 Flaw Patch Update · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember those halcyon days when Java had just emerged, acorn like if you will, from Oak. It promised a brave new world of write once, run anywhere programming that was to usher in a wonderful alternative to all that dangerous mucking about with C++ and flatten the disparate paradigms of software development from Microsoft, Apple and others. I went to trade shows and conferences with like minded souls all excited about this Next Big Thing. Hell, I even bought books and marvelled how easy it was to get Duke to cartwheel on any OS with a JVM.

    Then it all went to shit with internecine wars and disparate implementations.

    But it didn't stop there. It then carved out of the psyches of beleaguered programmers the world over a new level of hell just for itself.

    Adieu. At least it was fun in the beginning.

  4. Re:Open network? on Free Wi-Fi: the Movement To Give Away Your Internet For the Good of Humanity · · Score: 1

    My membership of the private club is the reward for allowing someone else to not need to.

  5. Re:Open network? on Free Wi-Fi: the Movement To Give Away Your Internet For the Good of Humanity · · Score: 1

    Not with my ISP. Signing up to BTFON means a QoS controlled open network is created on my router (private gets priority but with fibre I don't care) and I have unlimited use of any Openzone / FON access point on the planet as a reward.

  6. Not a bug... on 58,000 Security Camera Systems Critically Vulnerable To Attackers · · Score: 1

    ... but a feature. How else are the cops supposed to erase footage that condemns them and exonerates you?

  7. Re:Led on Ask Slashdot: Where Are the E-Ink Dashboards? · · Score: 1

    Mine does that as well. The all white "screen saver" has to be manually activated.

  8. Re:Led on Ask Slashdot: Where Are the E-Ink Dashboards? · · Score: 1

    My decade old plasma has a anti burnin feature to prevent this. It's basically set all pixels on (so bright white) for a few minutes a month.

  9. Re:Top secret? on Secret UK Uranium Components Plant Closed Over Safety Fears · · Score: 1

    I'll see your fuzzy detail from Google and raise you erased buildings; the car parks to north and south are shown but the building I may or may not have worked in is a badly 'shopped grassy knoll...

  10. Re:BlueStacks on WindowsAndroid Lets You Run Android 4.0 Natively On Your PC · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it require a Facebook signin?

  11. Re:Top secret? on Secret UK Uranium Components Plant Closed Over Safety Fears · · Score: 1

    It's a simple rule: the interesting buildings have a few windows, the *really* interesting ones have no windows at all. The latter tend to be surrounded by the former or otherwise obscured.

  12. Re:A European problem? on How Much Beef Is In Your Burger? · · Score: 1

    Actually, they tend to get fed to big cats in zoos and safari parks.

  13. Re:Well no on How Much Beef Is In Your Burger? · · Score: 2

    Who were these customers who made McDonald's think a milkshake needs to be of such a consistency that you have to use an industrial suction pump to get it through the straw? I want to go back in time and kick them all in the nuts.

  14. Re:Oblig on How Much Beef Is In Your Burger? · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the thing though. When you buy a beefburger that isn't 100% beef you aren't expecting the percentage that isn't beef to be from some other animal without that being pointed out on the labelling.

    You buy a pork and beef sausage you expect pork and beef in it. Not ocelot.

  15. Re:Translation on We The People Petition Signature Requirement Bumped To 100,000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everyone is latching on to the Death Star petition (which got a reasonable answer in my opinion. An aide who loves Star Wars took the time to compose that response. Compare with more serious petitions that just got a boilerplate answer).

    I don't think this is about the joke petitions but about the speed of getting 25000 signatories for the removal of publicity hound Carmen Ortiz because of her part in Aaron Swartz's suicide. She's part of The Establishment, they want to keep her so it is far better to raise the bar than address a perceived problem.

  16. Re:Clip on 3D Printable Ammo Clip Skirts New Proposed Gun Laws · · Score: 1

    My racer was advertised as having 21 "speeds"...

  17. Re:How does it know when the lights go down..... on Microsoft Patents Tech That Would Silence Your Phone For You · · Score: 1

    I turn my phone face down so the gyroscope and proximity / light sensors trigger to silence it. Prior art, anyone?

  18. Re:He Is Free Now on Aaron Swartz Commits Suicide · · Score: 2

    So due to some "rules" declared as societal law (and thus differ depending on what society you're living in) your life isn't yours? Whose is it then? You declare in your same argument that it isn't someone else's or the government's so are you saying it is nobody's?

  19. Re:Uh oh on Russians Retrieve First Sample of Lake Vostok · · Score: 2

    Didn't the X-Files have that storyline?

  20. Frist on Largest-Known Spiral Galaxy Discovered · · Score: -1

    Post!

    Never had this chance before in all the years I've been here.

  21. Re:Anonymous First Post on Linguistics Identifies Anonymous Users · · Score: 2

    We can narrow it down to someone who is particular about correct capitalisation (and therefore probably spelling, punctuation and grammar) denoting an education and attention to detail not normally seen in forum posts. As this is a more technical forum you most likely program in a language where letter case is of paramount importance and have done so for at least 5 years in a professional position. You probably also write reports indicating a level of seniority.

    That should reduce the number of likely candidates somewhat.

  22. postMessage working across tabs / child windows would have been nice for IE10. IE 8+ supports just iframe communication and only strings can be passed, (W3C spec says *anything* can be passed) and IE9 silently fails if you try to polyfill it to support simple objects.

    Firefox first supported it - fully - in 3.6...

  23. Re:There's another side to that story on French ISP Blocking Web Ads By Default · · Score: 0

    They're French. They can be cheese eating surrender monkeys or resistance fighters but never neutral.

  24. Re:What Could Possibly Go Wrong? on NASA Considers Putting an Asteroid Into Orbit Around the Moon · · Score: 1

    Remember last time something was supposed to be put in orbit and imperial units were accidentally used instead of metric? That didn't end well...

  25. Re:come on! on The Android SDK Is No Longer Free Software · · Score: 1

    ... the mosquito