User: ozduo

supplying fibre to every home

On: Australia's $44B Broadband Network May Settle For Fiber Near the Home

was Labor's (the previous socialist government) voting carrot. With most Australians living in sprawling suburbia it was impossibly expensive. The current (conservative) government was forced to offer a modest substitute to compete for votes. Hopefully they will totally renege on this and then let private enterprise get on with supplying us affordable and innovative access to the internet.

Just imagine

On: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service — and No Google Glass, Either

the tin foil this place must use!

Morpheus,also comes equipped with

On: NASA's Robonaut Gets Its Legs; Could a Moonwalk Be In Its Future?

a red and blue pill dispenser https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morpheus_(The_Matrix)

Re:you can turn off tracking

On: Google Starts Tracking Retail Store Visits On Android and iOS

I was using irony to make my sarcastic point! sorry it went over your head. (that's another demonstration of irony)

you can turn off tracking

On: Google Starts Tracking Retail Store Visits On Android and iOS

and google obliges!!

whats wrong with flying blind

On: RAF Pilots Blinded At 1000 Mph By Helmet Technical Glitch

our pollies do it all the time!

yes but

On: NVIDIA Updates SHIELD With Android 4.3 Jelly Bean, Console Mode, New Titles

will the sword of Fargoal penetrate it http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Sword_of_Fargoal

The best method of controlling climate change

On: Why Small-Scale Biomass Energy Projects Aren't a Solution To Climate Change

is to control the sun. Good luck to that one!

anyone building curved devices

On: Samsung Creates Phone With Curved Display

is in breach of the banana patent!

3382 requests

On: Since Snowden Leaks, NSA's FOIA Requests Are Up 1,000 Percent

are they all slashdotters?

how could this be inforced

On: California Outlaws 'Revenge Porn'

for pictures posted on sites outside the US?

how would

On: Automatic Translation Without Dictionaries

'tight pussy" be translated?

Re:Google's free

On: Google Tackles Health

and watch out Apple as Google has the patent on ageing all sown up!

Google's free

On: Google Tackles Health

anti ageing app coming soon to your android device. Suck eggs Microsoft

The things you can do

On: NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center

with other people's money

I came

On: Snowden Nominated For Freedom of Thought Prize

I thought, I got asylum

ride that quantum foam

On: Black Holes Grow By Eating Quantum Foam

all the way through the hole onto the next galaxy

what colour hat

On: Kubuntu Announces Commercial Support

will they wear?

that was

On: Ostrich-Egg Globe Believed Oldest To Show New World

one very clever ostrich

It's a concern that corrupt judges might be involv

On: FISC Chief Judge: We Can't Effectively Oversee the NSA

"'We also have federal judges that we've put in place who are not subject to political pressure." but turn up with a suitcase stuffed with cash and they will set the wheels in motion to destroy your competitors.

another variable in climate modelling

On: Space Traffic May Be Creating More Clouds

to confuse the C02 argument even further.

Re:If a King rules a Kingdom,

On: How Old Is the Average Country?

you have got one too many letters in you answer!

If a King rules a Kingdom,

On: How Old Is the Average Country?

and an Emperor rules an Empire then who rules a country?

Re:Why does Australia have an army?

On: Australian Air Force's Recruiting Puzzle Shown To Be Unsolvable

and yet thousands risk their lives in leaky boats just to reach our shores to be oppressed!

well now geeks can reproduce themselves

On: Mouse Cloned From Drop of Blood

because we have Buckley's chance of doing it the traditional way.