Yeah, I know what you mean. When I was younger I could eat like a pound of pastrami and my stomach would happily digest it. Now that I'm Getting Older, pastrami is a guarenteed way to make the formerly iron stomach perform summersaults. Clear the way to the bathroom or I'll leave a sloppy brown trail on the floor in addition to the one in my underoos.
Spaghetti-O's with hotdog slices is TEH BEST!!!11!!
A big glass of chocolate milk too.
I ended up getting Oriental chicken stir-fry w/ white rice. I'm going to be shitting fire tonight, but the taste is worth it. The taste of the stir-fry, not the taste of the fireshit.
What should I have for lunch today? I'm thinking maybe a pasta salad with grilled chicken? Or peppered turkey on a sub roll with lettuce, tomato, onion, mustard. Or a meatball and sausage with hot peppers. Oh so many choices, and only an hour for lunch.
If you're looking for the most bang for your buck (heh), I'd go with the girlfriend/strapon combo. Not only is it humiliating to have your balloon-knot violated by a plastic dick, but it's also pretty fucking gay. Considering you're posting AC, that should suit you just fine.
Try and strike up a conversation with her about the problem. Then in the middle of your sentence, throw in 'I have a huge cock' and just keep on talking like you never said it. If she asks what you said, play dumb. Then a few minutes later, while talking to her, maybe say 'lets go back to my place..' and continue on with the discussion of the equasion. You never know, maybe she'll get the subtle hints.
I'm in the Worcester area (actually a town outside it in the rural parts) and can't get SHIT. Verizon DSL? Sorry, the way the town's phone CO is set up it'll never happen. ISDN? If I want to pay $400/mo for a virtual circuit plus the phone lines plus the ISP and still wouldn't get unlimited time. Cable modem? Charter Communications EATS MY SHIT-CAKED ASSHOLE. Charter is the most unresponsive son of a bitch cunt companies I've ever run across! My friend who lives in Worcester proper put in a request for cable modem service on their website. He's still waiting for Charter to get back to them 8 months later. Charter's website says cable modems are available in my town. I call Charter up and they say "Nope, it's not". When asked why the website says they are, they say "Um.. I dunno." and hang up. You fucking twats, I'm going to burn down the Charter buildings.
While trolling and the occasional goatse.cx ascii art is fine, the random number thing is getting pretty fucking gay. Can we have some sort of klerck headhunt? Winner gets to feed him into a woodchipper.
I post garbage and nonsense every now and then but this is simply unacceptable. Malda, if you're reading this, do yourself a favor and delete this child porn from slashdot.
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That's right bitch.. Spread those lips. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You fat cunt. Get the twinkie out of your mouth; here comes Mr Happy!
Yeah, I know what you mean. When I was younger I could eat like a pound of pastrami and my stomach would happily digest it. Now that I'm Getting Older, pastrami is a guarenteed way to make the formerly iron stomach perform summersaults. Clear the way to the bathroom or I'll leave a sloppy brown trail on the floor in addition to the one in my underoos.
Spaghetti-O's with hotdog slices is TEH BEST!!!11!!
A big glass of chocolate milk too.
I ended up getting Oriental chicken stir-fry w/ white rice. I'm going to be shitting fire tonight, but the taste is worth it. The taste of the stir-fry, not the taste of the fireshit.
What should I have for lunch today? I'm thinking maybe a pasta salad with grilled chicken? Or peppered turkey on a sub roll with lettuce, tomato, onion, mustard. Or a meatball and sausage with hot peppers. Oh so many choices, and only an hour for lunch.
Shut up, you stupid cunt. It was only a bit of fun.
Blah blah blah me me me mine mine mine pay attention to me! DADDY LOVE ME!
If I ever meet you, I'll shove a Hitler up your dumpster. (thanks txr..)
If you're looking for the most bang for your buck (heh), I'd go with the girlfriend/strapon combo. Not only is it humiliating to have your balloon-knot violated by a plastic dick, but it's also pretty fucking gay. Considering you're posting AC, that should suit you just fine.
Uhh... Thanks and drive through or something.
This should be a first post.
Fucking 20 second rule..
We need a stronger government
Bring back capital punishment
Hang 'em, hang 'em, hang 'em high
Watch those fucking bastards die
(Combat 84 rules)
This Early Post is dedicated to um... uhhh... people. Shit, I can't think of anyone to dedicate it to. It's too early in the morning.
Llook out Llary, it's the llandllord!
Jon Katz is SATAN.
My data packets!!! H4X0RZ H4V3 ST0L3N MY M3GABHRTZ
Try and strike up a conversation with her about the problem. Then in the middle of your sentence, throw in 'I have a huge cock' and just keep on talking like you never said it. If she asks what you said, play dumb. Then a few minutes later, while talking to her, maybe say 'lets go back to my place..' and continue on with the discussion of the equasion. You never know, maybe she'll get the subtle hints.
I'm in the Worcester area (actually a town outside it in the rural parts) and can't get SHIT. Verizon DSL? Sorry, the way the town's phone CO is set up it'll never happen. ISDN? If I want to pay $400/mo for a virtual circuit plus the phone lines plus the ISP and still wouldn't get unlimited time. Cable modem? Charter Communications EATS MY SHIT-CAKED ASSHOLE. Charter is the most unresponsive son of a bitch cunt companies I've ever run across! My friend who lives in Worcester proper put in a request for cable modem service on their website. He's still waiting for Charter to get back to them 8 months later. Charter's website says cable modems are available in my town. I call Charter up and they say "Nope, it's not". When asked why the website says they are, they say "Um.. I dunno." and hang up. You fucking twats, I'm going to burn down the Charter buildings.
You must of been in the military.
While trolling and the occasional goatse.cx ascii art is fine, the random number thing is getting pretty fucking gay. Can we have some sort of klerck headhunt? Winner gets to feed him into a woodchipper.
Hey Joe, haven't seen you around for a long-ass time. Things OK?
I post garbage and nonsense every now and then but this is simply unacceptable. Malda, if you're reading this, do yourself a favor and delete this child porn from slashdot.
Christ... Katz, you are a sick, sick man.
Hey, I was looking for you at this comment. Oh well, better late than never.
Oh, and first poast bit too. (dedicated to all fallen trolls)
::wavy lines::
queue up the "CmdrTaco resolving never to suck dick again" story.
::wavy lines::
Why no it isn't. That's my fucking gigantic penis. Would you like to suck onto it?
I'm taking a break from my company xmas party to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
Here's to another year of trolling and crapflooding..
Cheers!
Give me more info on your '68 Fairlane. You drag with it? 4.11's seem kind of high for a street-only car..