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Dot-Commers vs. Government Contractors

StrangeBeer writes: "When the dot-Com movement went bust, it sent thousands of former employees running for cover (or the unemployment line, whichever was closer). One place they didn't go was the way of the Government Contractor who, incidentally, is doing just fine right now with or without a recession. Various reasons are given for this and one I'd like to point out is that the government managers would rather hire an underqualified person with a security clearance and later train them in their tradecraft. The vast majority of these kinds of employees are coming from other kinds of federal work (military, civil service, etc.) and not defunct dot-Com companies."

424 comments

  1. Why not work for the gov right now? by msolnik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Truthfully its a pretty good idea. Yes you wont get paid as much as usual but you do get a lot of benifits working for the government. And very good job stability considering they are in desperate need of good IT people with knowledge and experience. Also you know they wont pull an Enron on you. Just a few of my thoughts...

    1. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by 2Flower · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd like to second this. I got VERY lucky... just coming out of college and looking for my first job, I NEEDED something in the area, stable, and with decent pay. I found a job as a webmonkey (with training opportunities for database programming and multimedia) for the FDA's Center For Devices and Radiological Health.

      The practical upshot is that I got lots of great training via the Killing-- err, the Learning Tree, expanded my skills tremendously, started out with a fairly eeeh salary but am now living quite comfortably... and most importantly, I did all of right at the start of the .Com Crash.

      If I had jumped in on the corporate entry level (not that there were many jobs for someone who previously thought Cold Fusion was a physics thing) I'd probably have bounced around a couple jobs, maybe had to move once or twice, and definitely not had the ability to save money and get nice and financially stable. While others were auctioning off their Aeron chairs to afford cold cans of beans, I was sittin' pretty on my cheapo Ikea office stool (with homemade padding).

      There are drawbacks. One, you don't start out with the Hat Made Of Money. If you can live 'comfortably' and likely single without needing a ferrari, this is not a huge hurdle. Two, if you're young, a lot of government employees are not. I'm the youngest guy in my office by about ten years. Three, no, the work is not very sexy. I view work as a means to an end (end meaning "$$$" which I spend on things I WANT to do). If a sexier job with the same amount of stability pops up, I'll go for it, but until then make mine federal.

    2. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by limber · · Score: 1

      I already *am* working for the government --whether I like it or not. Every year, until around May or so. That's when I celebrate Tax Freedom Day: the day I've finished working to pay off the total tax bill imposed by the various levels of government.

      (yeah, I know this is a link to last year's event; also the date varies by state)

    3. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      If a sexier job with the same amount of stability pops up, I'll go for it, but until then make mine federal.

      Which, IMHO, is one of the reasons gov't isn't looking to hire outta work .com folks. The gov't will invest heavily in the long term growth of its employees, and does not want to see that expensive training walk out the door the first time something glittery comes along. They are looking for stable team players, not mercenaries.

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    4. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by nexex · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well of course it is! This is going to come off as a troll, but government workers can't be fired! Seriously, have you seen the amount of work/paperwork it takes to fire someone who works for the government. Your time is better spent using attrition, which is only slightly better. Who in their right mind would leave a job with no deadlines, no accountability, and of course -- you can't be fired!

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    5. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Also you know [the Government] wont pull an Enron on you.

      Oh yeah? Tell that to any government employees in Argentina! ;-)

    6. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 1

      Currently I'm working for MIT at a government research lab and its not too bad at all. Some crazy spending, like high end computers available to the lab must cost at least $3000. Basically that means we moved to dual xeons running at 1.7ghz. Pleanty of geeks and engineers, pay is ok. I currently have two friends looking for jobs and i am happy with my job security, one reason why I am still working here.

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    7. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My only objection is they drug test. Not that I'm some kind of drug using fiend, but I like to hit the green bud once in a while. In fact, I once turned down a job with IDG because of their dug testing policy. In my opinion, if you wish to look at my pee, then there is something wrong with you and you are a freak. I mean, I don't see the heads of state or companies subjecting themselves to drug testing so we can be sure they aren't crack using fiends, why then should they be able to require this of us?

      My route was to go for an established non-profit. There are some very stable jobs, although they pay piss poor compared to the six digits I was squeezing out of dotcoms a year back, but if you have a good heart you can find some worthwhile use of your time. At least, I'm a lot happier where I am now, than where I was a year ago, in spite of getting paid about half of what I was. This is mainly due to the fact that back then, I was working 60+ hours a week and getting called at all hours of the night to support a live site. Now, I get in at 9, leave at 5, and while I'm not making money hand over fist like before, I have ALOT more time for my fiance and myself. Personally, that fact alone is priceless.

    8. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by 2Flower · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which, IMHO, is one of the reasons gov't isn't looking to hire outta work .com folks. The gov't will invest heavily in the long term growth of its employees, and does not want to see that expensive training walk out the door the first time something glittery comes along. They are looking for stable team players, not mercenaries.



      A good point; I probably should have emphasized the 'IF' and the 'AND'. I don't see it being very likely that I'll find a sexy job that's as stable as my government job, so I'm probably not changing careers -- not unless the office seriously relocates or some other factor pushes me out.

      There was a lot of concern when I was taking this job that I might want to move on rather quickly after getting the training, but I'm in it for at least the 'Medium Haul' if not the Long Haul. That's the kind of expectation you need to make going into a job like this; it looks bad on a resume to take a career-style job and then leave soon after, anyway.

    9. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by b0z · · Score: 1
      Because you can't.

      If you go to some of the sites like computerjobs.com, monster.com, etc. they list plenty of government jobs through various contractors, but the requirements almost always say, "Current Top Secret w/ Lifestyle Polygraph required" before they will accept you. One of the reasons for this is that it's impossible to get one without already working for a contractor like this. If they did have to get one for you, it could take months at least before you have it, meanwhile they are paying you to sit around and surf the internet all day. It's not very economically sound while in a recession, so that's why they are taking anyone off the street that has security clearance.

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    10. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      It isn't real easy to get a goverment job, at least here at the Navy base I'm a contractor at. There has been a large shift towards contractors because overall they cost a lot less than civil servants, because of the massive benefits they get. Which is why, on a Navy base of 20,000, it is roughly 65/20/15 contractors to civilians to military. My company, particuraly the E-Government division, is posting record profits and revenues because of the government IT spending.

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    11. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Two+Dogs+Fucking · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not entirely accurate. Interim clearances take a relatively short amount of time (a month or so). Plus, a great deal of defense work is unclassified.

      The DoD contractor I work for is actively hiring, and, while we make sure the applicant is a US Citizen in order to eventually get a clearance, we don't require it.

    12. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      This isn't quite correct; but its close. Your employer has to have some assurance that after a reasonable period of time (6 months), the government will give you a clearance.

      The top offenders a long time ago in not getting one were things like criminal record and a history of drug use.

      However, it seemed the worst offense wasn't to have done something wrong, but to be untruthful to the investigators.

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    13. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      If you were working for the government, they would pay you, not the other way around.

      Technically, what you are, is an indentured servant. You are permitted to keep a portion of your "income", but the government gets first dibs, in exchange for basically no guarantees whatsoever. You can't even sue the government if they fail to provide a service you are supposedly being taxed for.

    14. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lincoln Lab? What a great place to work (excluding the few lousy groups--no way to avoid them in an organization of that size).

      Despite the expensive glass atria and the library with ten copies of each book, I'm certain our country gets more bang for the buck there than just about any place else.

    15. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, it seemed the worst offense wasn't to have done something wrong, but to be untruthful to the investigators."

      After all, some day you might become a politician and your rivals will need whatever dirt they can get their hands on.

    16. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > However, it seemed the worst offense wasn't to have done something wrong, but to be untruthful to the investigators.

      This is consistent with the purposes of a background check for a security clearance.

      Remember - the risk isn't that "Joe hung out with the goatse.cx guy in college", it's "Joe might give up secrets to Ivan if Ivan finds out about it and threatens Joe with exposure."

      If Joe says, at clearance time, up-front, "Yeah, I was into goats back then, so what?", Joe's boss is likely to think Joe's a little weird, but he's not likely to be "turned" by an adversary.

      But if Joe's so embarassed about his past that he's willing to lie under oath to conceal it from his boss before he even gets the job, his boss has every right to ask "Gee, what else would Joe be willing to do, especially when Joe's continued employment would then be contingent on keeping it secret?"

    17. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to consider is that government contractor's are the worst of both worlds. They have all the stability of a dot com with the salary and enjoyment of a government job. But, I guess you take what you can get and if you live around D.C. this is what you get.

    18. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ran into the same thing. I was bouncing around from corporate admin jobs for 2.5 years, and ended up getting a consulting job for a department of the city gvt.
      there are some ups and downs-
      UP, I really like the job, get to do what I want, and there is lots of interesting things to do.
      DOWN, there are a LOT of unqualified people who dont want to get anything done, the money isnt that great (compared to corp), and a lot of times its hard to get equipment you need in a timely fashion (had a drive go out in a server about three months ago, still waiting for replacement. If another one goes out, that server is forked!)

      Since all the talent has been going corp for the last decade or longer, not many qualified people went into gvt IT depts. But if you can put up with having to bulldog your way past the little dogs, you can really carve out a nice spot for yourself.

  2. not so fast by Em+Emalb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a former military person, I would like to debunk a myth a lot of techies seem to have. Not everyone who worked in the military is under qualified.

    In fact, a ton of inovations have come from those supposed undertrained military folks. Getting a security clearance is easy.

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    1. Re:not so fast by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

      Not everyone? True. My dad's been working with and as a government contractor for the last ten years or so. Really, he is the only one in the office that knows what he's doing. His role seems to be a consultant for his coworkers, his reports, and their reports. Now, being the government, they won't let him do the work himself, but he's been known to whisper in a few ears, so to speak.

      And he hates it. It's the most frustrating, annoying, dead-end position to be in. Everyone realizes what he's worth, but they don't care, because nobody is going anywhere. Everyone knows you don't get fired or promoted in a government job, and it shows in the quality of people they hire.

      Long story short, he's picked up a few books on Java and started updating his resume. It would be a good retirement-type job, but he's still far from that.

    2. Re:not so fast by MrNally · · Score: 1


      I suspect that some of the people reading this forum appreciate the work of DARPA, for example, whether they actively appreciate it or not.

    3. Re:not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... Getting a security clearance is easy.

      What about us ex-Socialist hippie peacenik vegetarian programmers?

    4. Re:not so fast by Temkin · · Score: 1

      Not everyone who worked in the military is under qualified.


      Acually... I find people with military service to be among the best, most reliable employees. When I'm sorting through resumes, people with military service go in their own pile, and I pay closer attention to them. The only drawback I've noticed is it takes some coaxing to get them to be creative. But once they understand a problem, and that they're on the hook for solving it, they perform very well. One other drawback I have noticed... They don't do well managing dot.com types. Picture a marine drill instructor trying to herd a dozen cats...


      Temkin

    5. Re:not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actively appreciating DARPA every 2 weeks. They're more demanding than the NSF but DARPA projects tend to be much more likely to actually go on to useful purposes later than NSF projects.

    6. Re:not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      getting a security clearance may be easy.
      but it sure takes a *long* time. e.g.,
      i've been waiting over a year. guys around
      me have been waiting up to two years.
      understaffing at the clearance agency, their
      new computer system, wen hoh lee (sp?),
      sept 11 haven't helped.

      if a job requires a clearance, it seems to
      me that training someone who already has
      a clearance would be better from the employer
      point of view as long as training is limited
      to a year or so.

    7. Re:not so fast by JGski · · Score: 1
      In many cases it's whether 1) you are reasonably honest and trustworth (politics has little to do with this), 2) you can work well with others, i.e. you have a social network to reinforce proper behavior, 3) you don't advocate sedition or treachery - i.e. you largely have the best interests of the country at heart, and 4) you are not vulnerable to blackmail or coercion that could force you to disclose secrets.

      From what I've seen, most supposed "sins" are forgiven for clearances if all four are true. The fourth is normally validated by full disclosure of ones "sins" (perhaps surprisingly to some). For example cheating on your wife is more of a security risk than having an "open" marriage arrangement! If she knows and accepts, it can't be used to coerce you to disclose classified data; in contrast, an affair can.

      No doubt a similar argument could be made for an ex-Socialist hippie peacenik vegetarian programmers depending on how you answer the clearance officer's questions. :-)

    8. Re:not so fast by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      And the real question is why you, if you were the person described, would you want to work for a DOD Organization or contractor? It doesn't seem to be consistant to your worldview. Because almost everything they do in the DOD, in one way or another, supports the warfighter. (Yes, it may be many degrees, but that is the purpose of basically all elements)

    9. Re:not so fast by spauldo · · Score: 1
      I dunno, I got the socialist hippie part down, and they gave me a clearance. Don't think peacenik really matters unless you're DoD, and vegetarian only means you have to preorder your meals on the planes :)


      Took a long ass time, and they tried to get me kicked out of the military on BS charges, but after a couple of years it all worked out.

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    10. Re:not so fast by spauldo · · Score: 1
      The way the AF has been throwing people into the 3C0 field (computer operators, i.e. the guys who run the servers, in addition to all the old BS jobs that still linger in the field) hardly anyone is qualified. In my old shop, only 4 of us knew what we were doing, and two of us were either UNIX (me) or Cisco (another guy) people (in an NT shop). Sure, the job got done - the military's good at making sure the job gets done - but most of the people in there were just paperweights.

      You can't just take anyone and throw them into a computer field and expect them to grok it. I'm firmly of the belief that it takes a special kind of mind to do hardcore computer work, and most people don't have that mind (just like I had difficulty learning to use a washing machine, even though I could set up a server with my eyes closed).

      Systems administration and/or programming takes a lot of dedication and self-training that most people currently working in the military computer fields aren't willing to commit to. They learn to use user manager and then have more knowlegable folks handle the hard stuff. Then they talk about the high paying jobs they'll get on the outside... sigh...

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  3. Weird by jsin · · Score: 1

    All of us at work were just thinking the same thing. Do any of you /.'ers know if there is some sort of contractual or finacial reason for this?

  4. High flying startups by dev_alac · · Score: 1

    I'm sure government contractors are wishing they made the missile (and charged for it) that shot down the "high flying" startups. Then again, they do have the third world to bomb now.

  5. Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Also, it is no fun working for the government. Career prospects are poor, the people you work with are second or third rate with a job-for-life mentality, and technological change much slowers. No one who has worked for a startup, even one that failed, can stand that kind of stagnent atmosphere.

    1. Re:Why not to work for the government. by JesterOne · · Score: 2

      I'd have to disagree with you. I left a national, publicly traded company to go work for a local city government (pop. of about 22K in SW Ohio). I've been working on and rolling out 'cutting edge' technology (VoIP, wireless PDA's, etc.) for a city government where at my private sector job, I wouldn't have even thought of being able to. I'm have fun at my job, working with top notch people, with current technology. Average length of employment is 3-4 years (then they typically move on to a promotion and a larger city). I might be the exception to the 'rule'...

      BTW, I got a raise coming here...

    2. Re:Why not to work for the government. by slutdot · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is so true considering that the government looks more favorably on attendance rather than performance to determine raises and promotions. If you don't mind waiting in line for a promotion because some pinhead has been in the IS department for 8 months after he transferred out of the accounting department (where he worked for 15 years prior but the job has been phased out because of budget cuts) go for it. You should be happy.

    3. Re:Why not to work for the government. by poisoneleven · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I've got a friend who used to work at a small failing startup with me. We could (and still can) make our own hours, come and go as we pleased, decide pretty much what we work on, etc. He has since quit and got a job working for the government.

      Some advantages are lots of time off (10 holidays, 10 sick days and 20 paid vacation days), he has steady employment and little is expected of him.

      Disadvantages are that raises are fixed, not based on performance (could be good depending on performance :-)), he is working with technology that is years old, has to get clearance to do anything (like browse the web), has absolutely no power in how things happen and what goes on (as far as project design and implementation). He has little to do most of the time due to waiting on other people completing paperwork to get a project through. May seem nice for a day or two, but no work just makes days take forever.
      Anyway, just my observations.

    4. Re:Why not to work for the government. by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Hey thanks for tossing around a bunch of words that speaks for everyone who has an opinion. I happen to work for one of the space contractors in Houston. My thoughts . . .

      Career prospects are poor

      Personally, I think it would very rewarding to sit in the front room of Mission Control, commanding the most technologically advanced machine in the world.

      the people you work with are second or third rate with a job-for-life mentality

      That one doesn't deserve a response. Or maybe you're right and I should be humbled just to read your post since I have a 2nd-rate stamp on my forehead (or is it 3rd, I can't see it nor can I read backwards in a mirror). I work here because I enjoy what I do. Sure, I could make quite a bit more working in the private sector, and if I ever get bored with what I'm doing, I can always make that move.

      technological change much slowers

      If you're saying what I think you're trying to say, then you are very much wrong again. The level of technology in which you exist is highly dependent upon what you're doing. Our janitorial staff may not have the latest break-through in floor buffers, but our Unix boxen are less than 6 mos old.

      No one who has worked for a startup, even one that failed

      Allow me to correct that one. Anyone who has worked for a startup, especially one that failed, may appreciate the stability inherent in many government contractor careers.

    5. Re:Why not to work for the government. by VisualStim · · Score: 1

      Depends on the startup. ;)

    6. Re:Why not to work for the government. by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      Also, it is no fun working for the government. Career prospects are poor, the people you work with are second or third rate with a job-for-life mentality, and technological change much slowers. No one who has worked for a startup, even one that failed, can stand that kind of stagnent atmosphere.

      I've traveled to 5 of the 7 continents (still waiting on Australia and Antarctica), played with high-tech military and NASA toys, flown through the Himilayas in the back of a Russian Mi-17 transport, and met some of the most amazingly eccentric and intelligent people in the world while trying to establish a satellite connection in subzero temperatures.

      Plus there's the good feeling you get knowing that your job really helps people live their lives better, safer, and healthier.

      There's more to the US government than the Dept of Motor Vehicles -- there are plenty of jobs with Uncle Sam more interesting than the dot-com workplaces I've seen...

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    7. Re:Why not to work for the government. by TWR · · Score: 3, Informative
      Bullcrap. I've found that private sector techies tend to be woefully under-trained and under-educated, and the quality of their work shows it.

      Count the programmers at the average dot-com who actually have degrees in CS. Then count the number of people working in federal research labs who have MSs or PhDs.

      When you're working on mission-critical systems, where "mission critical" means "lots of people will die if you fuck up", the stakes are higher and people understand that. Dot-commers tend to do highly slapdash work because they figure they'll just sell the bug fixes as an upgrade.

      -jon

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    8. Re:Why not to work for the government. by psych031337 · · Score: 2
      Dot-commers tend to do highly slapdash work because they figure they'll just sell the bug fixes as an upgrade.

      So by that logic Microsoft qualifies as a dot-com now ?
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    9. Re:Why not to work for the government. by C.+Mattix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Look at TRW Space and defence in Redondo beach CA, look at BAE Systems in San Diego. Those places are cutting edge. I don't understance the "2nd or 3rd rate" comment, definitly troll.
      Remember that ARPANET was developed by government contractors.

      Job for life mentality? What does that mean? Their company offers a pension instead of stock options that may well evaporate? They offer job security? Those things are more important as you grow older and get married and whatnot.

      I interviewed with TRW. (Didn't take it because I decided I didn't like Cali). One of the people that I was interviewed by was actually a telemetry engineer for the Apollo 13 mission. That was cool.

      The reason that a lot of places don't get much attention is that most of the really cool stuff to work on is rated DOD Top secret.

    10. Re:Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 1
      Sure, I could make quite a bit more working in the private sector, and if I ever get bored with what I'm doing, I can always make that move.

      Precisely. Career prospect are poor. You are working for an orgainisation that hasn't really done anything too special since 1969, and you're underpaid. Whereas I work for a company that is expanding rapidly, and I'm averaging a 44% pay rise a year. My career prospects serem to be great at the moment. Even for the most prestigious government sector work (as yours is) still doesn't match the pay or opportunity of the commercial world.

      technological change much slowers

      If you're saying what I think you're trying to say,

      I use a very small typeface for privacy, so a few typos creep through.

      then you are very much wrong again. The level of technology in which you exist is highly dependent upon what you're doing. Our janitorial staff may not have the latest break-through in floor buffers, but our Unix boxen are less than 6 mos old.

      So are ours. But that's normal in the private sector technology companies, and very rare with goverment work.

    11. Re:Why not to work for the government. by uberdood · · Score: 1

      you're underpaid. Whereas I work for a company that is expanding rapidly, and I'm averaging a 44% pay rise a year.

      Or perhaps you're overpaid, and a prime example of why housing costs so much in cities such as San Diego and San Francisco.

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    12. Re:Why not to work for the government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how everyone replied to this guy with exclamations of how much fun it is to play with the expensive toys and cutting edge government technology. Of course it's all on the taxpayers dime, and most of the programs that employ these people are pork-barrel projects of questionable worth. Hey, who cares right?

    13. Re:Why not to work for the government. by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      Even for the most prestigious government sector work (as yours is) still doesn't match the pay or opportunity of the commercial world.

      I suggest you do some research and, say, take a look at how much a garbage man makes. Generally, it's a pretty good chunk of change.

      That's because garbage collection is a nasty job.

      If you want people to take that job, you have to pay fairly good money. Collection garbage is generally not a fun, exciting, rewarding career. Rule of thumb: more time-intensive, more demanding, less satisfying jobs pay better than less time-intensive, less demanding, more satisfying jobs.

      So... you have my sympathies. Any position where an annual 44% raise is required to keep you from leaving must suck big time.

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    14. Re:Why not to work for the government. by jgercken · · Score: 1

      I just had my one-year anniversary as an IT contractor for the US Census Bureau. Although my job description reads otherwise I am the unofficial lead NOC Engineer (can say the e word since I have by BS in eng). What I've discovered for the most part is that the gov't employees are grossly under qualified and often down right stupid. The Gov't hires from within and often promotes people who don't have a clue and never will. Since the authority & responsibility is spread so thin, people can easily hide from accountability by finger pointing.

      Now the contractors are supposed to introduce knowledge, talent and intelligence and do most of the work but defer the credit to the gov't workers. For example: as a new hire I was chastised when I would write memos like, "When I discovered..." Instead I'm supposed to include the group and use "we" because even though no one else did anything they still deserve credit. This unspoken rule naturally doesn't apply to the gov't workers.

      Anyhow my experience as a Federal contractor has been an education in the unbelievable inefficiency of the Government. I'm currently looking hard for new employment in the private sector. Here I'm just getting a paycheck. Zero growth and zero satisfaction.

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    15. Re:Why not to work for the government. by TWR · · Score: 2
      In a way, yes. MS is the model virtually every dot-com software company aspires to. Their attitude towards software development for a long time was "rush it out, we'll get it right the next time through."

      Now that they've got a monopoly, they take more time to do releases and hire better people. But there are still problems with their code base. Interestingly, their Mac products (which have been re-written from the ground up since 1995 or so) are very high quality. Makes you wonder what they'd do if they could trash all their old code and start fresh. I bet MS would produce some high quality stuff. And I say this as someone who is NOT an MS fan.

      To be fair, it's not just MS. Guy Kawasaki, long-time Apple evangelist, once made a speech where he said "don't be afraid to be crappy." He was encouraging people to release fast, release often. While there are ways to do release-early-and-often and produce high-quality results, virtually no dot-coms actually follow these steps. Combine that with the amazingly unqualified people who call themselves "software engineers," and the criminally incompetent people who pass themselves off as "software project and program managers", and you get disasters.

      -jon

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      Remember Amalek.

    16. Re:Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps you're overpaid, and a prime example of why housing costs so much in cities such as San Diego and San Francisco.

      I'm paid what the market will bear. Government employees are paid what the taxpayer will bear, which is a lot less.

      My employers make money by giving people things that they choose to buy in an open market. Governments seize money and use it for slopping around doing things that make them look good to their respective constituents. This tends not to be broadly productive or profitable things.

      Take NASA for example. Great brand name but fires billions of dollars into space for few rewards. That isn't the kind of climate where your career and salery prospects are going to skyrocket (too). Inevitably talented people leave for better paid private sector work, leaving less able (or less dynamic) coleagues behind. In those circumstances it doesn't take long for even the best people to get dragged into the government's culture of failure.

    17. Re:Why not to work for the government. by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      I guess our definitions of career prospects are different. $$ is not at the top of my list, being happy and being challenged are. Plus, I think my experience here will pay huge dividends down the road IF I choose to leave. Yes, I probably will leave, but as I mentioned before, only if the job becomes boring (read: no longer happy, no longer challenging).

      Going OT: ...hasn't really done anything too special since 1969...

      From that I assume you have never seen a shuttle launch. Each one is something special - an engineering feat. Yeah, spaceflight may seem routine nowadays, but any time you can take a 100-ton object and toss it 150 miles up in 8 and a half minutes and not kill anyone onboard, it's something pretty damn special.

    18. Re:Why not to work for the government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saying thison a gonvernment project. ARPAnet. I have done a lot of cutting edge work vision processing, A.I. research, robotics for the government. I don't see how you could be more wrong. DARPA was a gas.

    19. Re:Why not to work for the government. by JaBean · · Score: 1

      I am an ex-dot commer who just started working at TRW on a contract for the CDC. I will be one of only a small handfull of people working on the data collaboration project that will allow the CDC to track disease outbreaks in realtime.

      This is not work for underqualified people - it is some of the most interesting work being done with technology right now.

    20. Re:Why not to work for the government. by spauldo · · Score: 1
      You've never worked with a military network have you?

      I saw a guy get an article 15 for downloading an mp3... The reason? Wasted bandwidth costs money better spent on mission essential network traffic.

      Sure, I've seen incompetent commanders order expensive servers for stupid stuff that could be done on a $1000 box, but that happens anywhere. In fact, the only thing that could even be considered a waste (and only by civilians who have no clue) that I can think of off the top of my head reguarding military networks is the game servers at Prince Sultan air base in saudi - and they're there for morale purposes (you get stressed working 16 hour days for 4 months straight). Like to play the online casinos on the military network? Or maybe just look at non-mission essential stuff? Prepare to lose network access. Want to download porn? Sure, hope you won't mind losing a stripe or two. Kiddie porn? Hello Leavenworth.

      The pork barrel stuff you're talking about does exist, but not in the network area (at least not with the DoD). Those cool toys they're talking about are there to save the taxpayers money, as well as people's lives.

      --
      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    21. Re:Why not to work for the government. by uberdood · · Score: 1

      I'm paid what the market will bear.

      Ah, the same attitude that has spawned the dot-com bust.

      --
      "Population 1,656"
    22. Re:Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 0
      I'm paid what the market will bear.

      Ah, the same attitude that has spawned the dot-com bust.

      No, the dot-com bust was spawned by over investment, and investment in profitless things. I work for a profitable company, and we come to an agreement about what I'll work for based on how important I am to the company and what I could earn elsewhere. My employers are acting in their self-interest and I am acting in mine. What is the problem with that. What does that have to do with useless .coms? Are you saying I should work for less than the market rate as some kind of favor to my employers?

    23. Re:Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 0
      So... you have my sympathies. Any position where an annual 44% raise is required to keep you from leaving must suck big time.

      No, it doesn't suck. Suckiness is not the only factor in pushing pay up. Its just because my skills have increased and this part of the country hasn't seen such a big IT demand drop off.

    24. Re:Why not to work for the government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...this part of the country hasn't seen such a big IT demand drop off.

      You're kidding, right? Either that, or you're working in Sicily, Alaska. I mean, c'mon - the job market's so bad in some areas right now, there's probably a few thousand unemplyeed /.'ers who would pay $20 a pop just to know your general geographic location.

    25. Re:Why not to work for the government. by palfreman · · Score: 0
      You're kidding, right? Either that, or you're working in Sicily, Alaska.

      If you are willing to work in boring parts of England there are plenty of IT jobs. Places like London are admitedly overflowing with unemployed /.ers too, but outside the big cities there are lots of places with skill shortages. Chester, Milton Keynes, Sheffield, Hull, Southampton, all the places off the tourist map where property prices are cheap - so you have big underfilled datacenters, software companies, all still in business because of the low rents, but they cant' get young people to move there for the lack of night life and married people (network guys typically) won't move there because of the upheaval of moving and their kids changing schools etc.

  6. eBay and the like. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These sites have been ravaged in the past by 15 year olds from Canada. I'm glad the people who made them aren't working for the feds!

  7. Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    If there's one sentence that sends the chills down my spine it must be the "I'm working for the government".

    All the atrocities in the recorded human history have been carried out by the agents of whatever government has been in power at the time.

    I will not wear your flag. I will not serve an entity based on segregating people based on where they were born.

    1. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fellow coward actually makes sense in a weird sort of way. why should i be prioritised for a job in "my country" instead of an immigrant? especially if the immigrant is more qualified.

    2. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by PerlPunk · · Score: 1
      All the atrocities in the recorded human history have been carried out by the agents of whatever government has been in power at the time.
      And what are governments made up of? People. And in democracies, who puts people into government positions? The people who vote for them. So don't blame the government, blame the so-called victims who voted for them.
    3. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      What a horrible, horrible generalization. The truth is that the vast majority of people who work government jobs will neve commit one atrocity. Quite the opposite. There are many government agencies that exist only to help people. Not everybody is J. Edgar Hoover, you know.

    4. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I miss this section of the article that said that American Citizens not born in this country are discriminated against?

    5. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the atrocities in the recorded human history have been carried out by the agents of whatever government has been in power at the time.

      Just off the top of my head, the tradition of lynching is an old-fashioned just-plain-folks type of atrocity. Organized crime is responsible for plenty, too. And, of course, just what government flew airplanes into 2 skyscrapers last year?

    6. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by TWR · · Score: 2
      And Osama bin Laden works for which government exactly?

      Dumb Ass.

      -jon

      --

      Remember Amalek.

    7. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by ericlj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I assume that when you wrote this that your brain had to shut down so your fingers could work.

      "All the atrocities in the recorded human history have been carried out by the agents of whatever government has been in power at the time. "

      To just pick the most current example: what government sent its agents to knock down the World Trade Center? What government did the woman in Texas who killed her own children serve as an agent for? What government set the Omagh bomb in Ireland? What government dived the Egyptian 747 into Long Island Sound? What government opened up on all the other passengers in a car on the Long Island Railroad? (Or are all those examples of 'protected' speech?)

      While I will not deny that governments have been responsible for atrocities, (In the whole of recorded history, we could probably find examples of cartoon characters being responsible for atrocities) you are seriously blinded by some form of political belief to blame everything on them. Remember, the reason people banded together to form governments was to protect themselves from the physically stronger.

    8. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Taleban government, perhaps?

      Lynching was silently approved by the US government and organised crime collaborated with the government on several occasions (Bay of Pigs, for instance).

    9. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      I read on indymedia.com that the WTC was actually blown up by friends of Presiden Bush because the trilateral commission did not allow a conspiracy by corporate capitalists to globalize the war in Israel.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    10. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what government sent its agents to knock down the World Trade Center?

      Taleban government.

      What government did the woman in Texas who killed her own children serve as an agent for?

      A test case for US military mind-control experiments?

      What government set the Omagh bomb in Ireland?

      The Real IRA government?

      ...and so on. Face it. There always is a government. Most often it is not a democratically elected one or "official" but nevertheless a government that wields power over its subjects.

    11. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I would guess that the Taliban was more of a tool of Bin Laden then vice-versa (which is why he is still around and they are not).

      To say Lynching was silently approved by the US Government is a totally absurd.

      Finally, organized crime was used as a tool supposedly at different times by the government (as far back as WWII) but they weren't colloborating atrocities.

    12. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by TarPitt · · Score: 1
      I'd almost call this post a troll....

      But you may have a point. One of the government employees in another post here said:

      I work for a DoD contractor, and there's a war on. Woo! hoo! I'm gonna buy a house!

      Wow. This is his response to mass slaughter. Maybe governments are amoral. Maybe this does rub off on government employees.
      --
      If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    13. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I propose to you then, that you are nothing but a tool of the Slashdot government. Controlled by the editors to read what they want you to. Wielding the power of crashing websites with a single link. Sensored by moderators who think that DDT is just a cool band.

    14. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least that's what the government-controlled aliens inside my brain tell me.

    15. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by Two+Dogs+Fucking · · Score: 1
      You are a tool of the global conspiracy Like the so-called "moon landing" (which was actually filmed in an underground film studio off the coast of Switzerland) the WTC buildings never actually existed. They are actually a complex optical illusion engineered by Donald Trump - the original Trump, not the shallow cloned imposter running around Manhatten these days - to mask the entrance to his secret underground laboratory. Tunnels from this lab complex extend throughout the tri-state area, and escapees from the Donald's experimental psych wards are unceremoniously hustled off to the state hospital at Matawan.

      For me to reveal any more, you'll need one of these.

    16. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      US Citizenship is required for a number of government positions. Particularily those in the DOD and Intel areas. Your chances of getting a security clearance if you are not a US Citizen are slim to none. And for those type of positions, I see nothing wrong with that. If you are not a citizen, why should we trust you with information and technology that is vital to our national security.

    17. Re:Are YOU working for the government? by spauldo · · Score: 1
      Governments shouldn't be moral. They should be ethical. There's a subtle difference.

      Besides, it's not the government rubbing off on people making them immoral. If you had to read all the "core values" crap that military folk have to read, you'd think differently. The US government rubbing off on someone usually makes them more burocratic(sic) than anything :)

      --
      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
  8. of course the government is doing all right... by jejones · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    ...they can always shake down the citizens for more money or pile on some more deficits rather than fold. If people would come and throw you in jail and take all your money if you didn't buy a BeBox, Be would have done a lot better. Wouldn't have been right, but they'd have done a lot better.

    1. Re:of course the government is doing all right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want to be a part of the society you get to avoid paying the taxes.

      Where exactly is this opt-out form located? I'd like to opt-out right away, and never pay another day of federal tax, and never reap another benefit of a federal program.

    2. Re:of course the government is doing all right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to opt-out right away, and never pay another day of federal tax

      Also realise that while opting out of the society you'll also be opting out of the right to sell anything to the members of the society.

      Feel free to sell anything to your opt-out peons, though.

    3. Re:of course the government is doing all right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then stop paying taxes! Just don't be surprised when you get thrown in jail for living on land for which you are not paying.

    4. Re:of course the government is doing all right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't I see this once on an episode of "Family Guy?"

  9. I am a gov't contractor.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and I love it. I started when I was 18, before I got my security clearance I was frying fish at a long john silvers. Since I started working in this building I've moved on to a different contractor and my salary has more than doubled. I did this without any experience when I started. I've gotten so much training and experience from here, great benefits and my days off can't be beat. (4 days a week). For anyone considering gov't contractor work... go for it! Much more stable than a dot-com since the united states isn't going away anytime soon.

  10. I work for a DoD contractor by wiredog · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As was pointed out in the article, many contractors will hire someone with a clearance and no experience because training them takes less time than clearing them does. A top secret clearance is a real meal ticket. The cultural differences are interesting. The government contractor expects to provide support for a product for years where the dot-com guy expects the product to be completely gone in less than a year. The government contractor wants coding standards and lots of documentation, so that if the programmer gets run over by a bus someone else can step in. The dot-com guy doesn't have the time, or inclination, to do documentaton, and often feels that coding standards are an infringement on his creativity. The contractor expects to stick with the same company, often the same project, for years. The dot-com guy expects to go from place to place following the money or the latest new exciting thing.

    I work for a DoD contractor, and there's a war on. Woo! hoo! I'm gonna buy a house!

    When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

    1. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by dhamsaic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And yet you were saying how us at SAIC are "scary" a couple of months ago 'cause we do all kinds of secret stuff :)

      Truth is, working at a government contractor is great right now - especially a defense contractor, which SAIC is. Our stock is going up. We've got thousands of openings. We're hiring, not laying off. The benefits are great.

      The problem is, it takes discipline. I'm only 20, so this is something I had to learn the hard way. I'm still learning. Government contractors are different. They do require documentation. They want to know exactly how you made the broken software work so that if you do get hit by a bus, someone else can make it work. It's serious business. Unfortunately, not many from the dot-com bust really seem to understand this. It's a shame too, 'cause we miss out on a lot of talent simply because people don't understand the scope of what we're doing and how it must be complete and perfect because lives depend on it.

      Those who do get it though... this is the place to be. You couldn't ask for anything more.

      (OT: Where do you work again wiredog?)

      --
      Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
    2. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by wiredog · · Score: 2
      IMC. We don't do anything with you guys, but we do a bit with GRCI. Most of our stuff is for DMSO, but BMDO may give us some business.

      Last Sept was freaky here. It seemed that everyone knew people in the Pentagon, WTC, or both. Having to ask the question "Is our customer still alive?" is a bit unnerving.

    3. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by batboy78 · · Score: 1

      I have been pimping myself out since August trying to get work, my TS clearance doesn't do me any good, no one in the Colorado Springs area is hiring. At least in the way that some are suggesting.

      "As was pointed out in the article, many contractors will hire someone with a clearance and no experience because training them takes less time than clearing them does. A top secret clearance is a real meal ticket."

      If this is the case, how come I am having to get all these minimum wage jobs doing deliveries, or whatever to make sure my wife and I have a place to live.

    4. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an SAIC employee as well. It's fantastic. Sure, government contracts are usually dull and tedious work, but in our home office we've got some leeway and get to play with what we want. And yes, we even threw together a Linux/Notes network one weekend ... now to convince the government ....

    5. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by raving_cock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SAIC? hmm... I seem to remember projects with a project manager, scheduler, assistant, 3 researchers, 3 configuration managers, 2 client interface managers, 1 release manager, a build manager, 2 guys sleeping in their offices (no kidding), 1 guy who's entire job was to cut tapes, and 4 actual programmers, working 80 hour weeks because the project was constantly late. Can you name a single, successful commercial product that SAIC has produced? I heard of plenty of failed government projects that SAIC did. Something about SAIT (a subdivision of SAIC) having the FBI come in and take their records because they produced fake demos for a helicopter targeting system? You couldn't get fired for sleeping in your office, but if you said that a project wasn't going well, or that its management was incompetent, you might as well start looking for another job. There are commercial firms that are professional software development organizations which don't have these guys piling on their projects. I never saw this much waste at Microsoft or Adobe, and I don't think anyone would call them dot-coms. You may be able to look down at your nose at these ex-HTML jocks, but the software developers who create commercial products like Oracle, AutoCAD, and PhotoShop get the job done quickly, efficiently, and professionally. Enjoy your moment of Schadenfreude.

    6. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by FilthPig · · Score: 1

      As a fellow SAIC employee, I gotta agree that it's great here.

      What makes this interesting from my point of view is when I was hired: late october of 2001. I'm 22, had no clearance until I started here, and there were 103 applicants for the position. I heard from my old boss (who I'm still on really good terms with) that there were over 100 resumes for my old Network Admin position in the first week alone. The market's flooded, and only the people that are gonna stay are gonna get hired.

      --
      We eat the pig and then together we BURN!!!
    7. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Red+Weasel · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is along the lines of what I've been telling anyone who asks me about the Military.

      I got out of college after 2 years bored to tears with it. I had a computer for games and that was it. No plans or what not. Not even a decent job.

      So I walk into an AF recruiting office and they send me to take some tests and say that they have a slot open for a programming position. One year later I'm a computer programmer with 65 more college credits under my belt and a job and training and a top secret clearance and they paid me for it.

      Granted the position mostly sucked but what the hell 4 years later and I got out and into a contractor position without any hassle other than moving. I now have my company tuition assistance and the GI bill so I actually make money going to school. On top of that the people you meet now will remember you later so I've got friends in all kinds of positions that can throw my name out if I get bored with what I'm doing and want to work on some other contract.

      Only took 4 years and now my college is free, I have a job and My contract just got extended.

      The military is great when you have nothing better to do and no way to find out what you enjoy.

      Plus its and In for contractor work as well as showing that you can deal with any little pressures that come along.

      The only problem is that you see things a bit differently. Most problems can be viewed as "No one is dying, it will be fixed soon." Panicky people don't enjoy that view very much and will continue to run around like an idiot.

      So in closing if you have no career aspects or no chance of college you could do alot worse than signing up for the military. (just make sure you have a confirmed job (AFSC if you will) going in)

      Man I sound like such a cheerleader.

      --
      ..which just shows that the human brain is ill-adapted for thinking and was probably designed for cooling the blood-T P
    8. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it against SAIC's policy to publicly post anything about the company to the Internet without authorization? Isn't there a policy that says you are NOT supposed to identify yourself as SAIC employee in forums like this?

    9. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

      It all depends on the project you're on. I happen to be on a good one that gets the job done on time and makes a lot of money because of it. We've been examined many times and have passed scrutiny every single one of them. We're working on SEI Level 4 too, and after that, I'm sure we'll work our way up to 5.

      Hope it felt real good nailing me on something you're completely ignorant of.

      --
      Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
    10. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

      Not that I know of. I've read over the computer policies pretty carefully and as long as I'm not divulging any information on what I'm working on, I do believe it's A-OK.

      --
      Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
    11. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably lying. No way to prove who's actually posting here without an FBI investigation.

      Whoops...is that the sound of a clearance being revoked?

    12. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by shaper · · Score: 2

      my TS clearance doesn't do me any good

      If you truly have secret or above clearance, especially TS, you should not be talking about it at all with potentially uncleared personnel, definitely not in a forum like Slashdot. If you do have a clearance and didn't know that, then you must have worked at a facility that didn't take security very seriously. If I were your security officer and knew about it, I would be having a long talk with you right about now and thinking about yanking your clearance.

    13. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "The government contractor wants coding standards and lots of documentation, so that if the programmer gets run over by a bus someone else can step in."

      It really depends on your government customer. Some want extensive documentation and others don't care. It usually comes down to how much time and money they want to spend.

    14. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. That's the sound of me sitting at my desk at the SAIC Enterprise building in McLean, VA, laughing at your idiocy. If you were an employee of this company, you'd know that the above post is blowing smoke.

    15. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by raving_cock · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about Dot-Coms. They've left me thoroughly unimpressed. They all seemed to be a scam to me. I was talking about commercial software firms that actually ship products. The SAIC/SAIT projects that I mentioned were people that I actually knew who worked for SAIC, not the Washington Post. Is SAIC responsible for *real* weaponry, like JDAM, JSF, JSTARS, Hellfire or Predator? All I heard of were prototypes, demos, and failures. You can criticize Oracle, Microsoft, and these other companies for bugs in their products, but they actually do *ship product*. So many gov't software contracts abide by MIT-STD this, or DOD-STD that, or SEI level whatever, but they rarely ship a working system. I used to consult and bail these people out, before I lost the stomach for it. So how many VP's/AVP's are in your division vs. the number of Indians? I remember interviewing one ex-defense contractor (many years ago) guy who put X-Windows and GIS at the top of his resume: Q: "Tell me about your experience with the X-Windows system" A: "Well, I haven't done a lot of X-Windows programming" Q: "Tell me about your experience with GIS and mapping" A: "Well, I haven't done a whole lot of GIS work". Q: "If we were to hire you, what would you like to be doing". A: "I want to be a high-level designer."

    16. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (sigh) Jane, you ignorant slut...

      Simply stating out loud in public that one has a security clearance is hardly a security breach. There are far, far more people around you that have a security clearance than you know.

      Example. Every commissioned officer in the United States military (active and reserve component) has a _least_ a secret clearance.

      Also, just because someone has a security clearance does not mean that they have hard copies of every military / nuclear secret that the government owns. This stuff is given out on a strict "need-to-know" basis.

    17. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by chiph · · Score: 1

      > (just make sure you have a confirmed job (AFSC if you will) going in)

      That was the key difference between the Air Force and the Army.

      Army had guaranteed training, while USAF had a guaranteed job. So the Army has tons of guys who are trained to repair multi-million dollar Blackhawk helicopters, but spend their day getting muddy and carrying an M-16...

      Chip H.
      DSTE, Teletype, & other AUTODIN toys

    18. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense; this isn't even considered a security violation, much less a reason to have your clearance revoked. It's not a particularly smart thing to do, though, so your security officer might "suggest" that you not do it, and disobeying such "suggestions" might eventually land you in hot water.

      There are, however, clearances where the very name (and thus the existance) of the clearance is classified, so announcing it would definitely get you in trouble. The fact is that a TS clearance is only the beginning -- it's the highest general clearance, but there are numerous compartmented clearances above it.

    19. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by ZPO · · Score: 1

      You'll probably need to look outside the Colorado Springs area. Take a look at the OPM site and broaden your search.

      I ended up in Georgia working for a defense contractor.

    20. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by kir · · Score: 1

      Wow. Maybe you should go by raving_ass? I say this because you're spewing lots of shite. Lots of shite!

      --
      3cx.org - A truly bad website.
    21. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by krypteia · · Score: 0

      as of tonight dice.com returns 301 jobs with top secret in it. as for why your not hearing anything, i can't help ya there.

      --
      Spazdot-1 in 10 insightfull articles, and 1 in 10,000 insightfull comments ain't bad.
    22. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by galego · · Score: 1
      The cultural differences are interesting

      And don't forget Aloha Friday! Oops! Forgot my flower shirt today...

      Galego

      --

      Que Deus te de em dobro o que me desejas

      [May God give you double that which you wish for me]

    23. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by shinji · · Score: 1

      Hell I know this was posted some time ago and you might not ever see this reply. But were you stationed at Gunter any of this time? I was.

      --
      Remove the spam reference to email
    24. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's not against a policy, but it's stupid. I am a DA Civilian employee. We can't associate names with employees on our own website. Why should you be any different?

    25. Re:I work for a DoD contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what you're saying: "You shouldn't be allowed to tell people you work for a certain company." BS man. If I were working for NSA or some shit, maybe. I'm working for a government contractor on a government contract, yes. It's not some big fucking secret. You don't know which one I'm on, who it's for, etc. My name is _________. I work at SAIC. OOh. BFD.

  11. If government systems keep moving toward ... by TheViffer · · Score: 1

    open source, they may in due time have a fresh cult of talented people working for them :-P

    But still ... it is "The Government" which even to a programming geek is "Not Sexy".

    Its almost like you get visions of a 30 year old desk, wooden chair, a XT computer, monochrome monitor, yellow lined notepads, in a room painted light yellow or baby blue. You get thoughts wondering if a pocket protector is mandatory.

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    1. Re:If government systems keep moving toward ... by ebh · · Score: 1

      "Paint"? Cinderblocks and corrugated galvanized sheetmetal don't need paint.

    2. Re:If government systems keep moving toward ... by mttlg · · Score: 2

      Its almost like you get visions of a 30 year old desk, wooden chair, a XT computer, monochrome monitor, yellow lined notepads, in a room painted light yellow or baby blue. You get thoughts wondering if a pocket protector is mandatory.

      Well, my desk is nothing fancy, but I've got a Steelcase Leap chair, PowerBook G4 (Titanium), and 19" monitor (probably due to be replaced in a year or so), in a room painted off-white. Of course, I'm in a 100% government-funded non-profit company, so it isn't exactly the same as being a government contractor, but close enough. However, we're not hiring, because people won't leave (attrition is at about 0%).

    3. Re:If government systems keep moving toward ... by Cyber+Bear · · Score: 1

      But still ... it is "The Government" which even to a programming geek is "Not Sexy".

      OK. This, like all sterotypes, is wrong. Not all government agencies are FedLand.

      I've been a UNIX sysadmin and programmer for a federal agency for 5.5 years now. When I came onboard we had a big old VMS cluster, 9 DEC Alphas running Tru64 UNIX or VMS, and bunches of NT and Macs in our server room.

      Now, we have 20 Linux systems running on Dell PowerEdge servers, including 5 Oracle servers, 4 NetApp filers with one hosting all Oracle data for the Oracle servers, No VAX Cluster, 1 Alpha running Tru64 and it is on the way out the door, 2 Alphas running VMS also on the way out the door, and a bunch of NT/2000/XP servers and a few Macs (video services mostly on the Macs).

      It has been a pleasure to roll all the UNIX work we are doing from Tru64 to Linux. Our systems are faster, easier to maintain, quicker to fix when bugs crop up, and much more fun to work with. The last Tru64 Alpha will be retired as soon as we take delivery of the Dell 6450 that will replace it and get SAS and GCG software installed on it. :-)

      Some Federal agencies are ferociously conservative concerning IT. Others aren't, and some are open to leading edge tech. You just have to find them.

      --[Cyber Bear]

  12. its all about money by jayant_techguy · · Score: 0

    its all about money, dot-commers are used to those high pays, which not much money out there in here

  13. I had a co-worker go this way... by mystery_bowler · · Score: 2

    It was kind of sad, though, because she all but admitted it was because she couldn't hack real programming work. She frabricated a great deal of false statements on her resume and came close to out-right lying in her interview. But she was more than happy to get the job with a contractor, because she figures the combination of slow-moving projects and general red tape involved in firing someone would give her tremendous job security.

    That alone made me scared of government contractors. But they can't all be incompetent slackers, can they? They can't, right? *sigh*

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    1. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by xphase · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are not. I don't know how she got through her interview, but you actually need skills to work for a contractor.

      Also, if she needs security clearance, she can't lie on that application.

      I happen to work for a DoD contractor, and we are not currently hiring. We were hiring, but mainly very experienced people.

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    2. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with gov't work. I've done both, and slackers exist in both. The .com crowd got their introduction to professional programming in a very unprofessional environment, and are spoiled as a result. I don't think it is too much to expect a level of high professionalism in a high paying position, but then again I spent 11 years in the military and 12 years coding in well established private sector businesses before the .com gold rush came along. I was taught what was important and how to behave accordingly.

      Fundamentally, these .com dweebs need to dry their eyes, quit their whining, and finally start to understand that the .com way failed, and failed for good reasons. It's time to grow up and behave like mature, professional adults.

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    3. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      But she was more than happy to get the job with a contractor, because she figures the ... general red tape involved in firing someone would give her tremendous job security.

      That is out and out false when it comes to government contractors. Contractors can be gone in a heartbeat. I've seen it happen. One guy I use to work with mad a major screw-up on the DoN ERP project one morning. He cleared out his desk that afternoon. The government knows the onus is on the contracting firm to find their replacement. As long as they have no one in the slot, they can't bill the government for the work. Government workers are the ones who take forever to get fired. It requires tons of paperwork, because they have their own union.

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    4. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by mcfiddish · · Score: 2

      That alone made me scared of government contractors. But they can't all be incompetent slackers, can they?


      Deep insight for the day: most people are lazy.


      I used to work for a major defense contractor, and I saw lots of people wasting lots of time and lots of money (I was one of them ...)


      I talked to one of my co-workers about it, who was a colonel in the Air Force. He was one of the guys who used to award contracts to these companies. He told me that they were well aware that 80% of the work got done by 20% of the people, but they accepted it as a fact of life.

    5. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by jmb-d · · Score: 1

      But she was more than happy to get the job with a contractor, because she figures the combination of slow-moving projects and general red tape involved in firing someone would give her tremendous job security.

      Then she's going to be in for a real shock when the contractor figures out that she is deficient in the clue department and sacks her.

      It may be difficult for the government to get rid of deadwood, but a contractor will do it in a heartbeat in order to save/salvage the company's reputation.

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    6. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'm starting to understand working for the big G as a contractor (and in general). What really happens is that you have a few people that do the work of many. A few, very few, government workers (and/or Gov contractors) are as good as anyone in the private sector. A large percentage of government workers are lazy, ignorant, careless and generally range from doing absolutely nothing to the bare minimum needed to stay conscious. No one is individually accountable for anything, but the work has to get done. So the 'good' workers tend to start and finish the job, while the others slack off and get away with it. This is based on my observations while doing the last year as an IT contractor for the Big G. Make sense?

      By the way, individual government staff contractors have no real job security, unless its granted at their supervisory level. Now, if they're on a large project contract, that's a different story.

    7. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by delong · · Score: 1

      You're right. She IS deeply incompetent. Anyone dumb enough to lie on a government contractor application and risk a nice FBI "interview" deserves whatever they get.

      Derek

    8. Re:I had a co-worker go this way... by SnapShot · · Score: 2

      One thing that anyone hiring a contractor should realize is: THEY BID THEIR BEST and they ALWAYS bid their best.

      Now you ask yourself, "How can they always bid their best people if their best people are already working on a different contract?"

      Because, the best people are moved on to the new bid about as soon as the contractor can get away with it. That woman you describe is probably already working in the place of the person with the Comp. Sci. PhD that was originally bid for that position.

      That is one reason why CMM is so valued by the government. They know that the people being bid aren't going to stay with the project so they hope, at the very least, some of the knowledge will be passed on to the "non-best" people before the best people are moved to a new project.

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  14. dot-coms == bad investment by J.D.+Hogg · · Score: 3, Funny
    "When the dot-Com movement went bust,"...

    dot-coms are so 2000, I put all my money in dot-orgs now ...

    1. Re:dot-coms == bad investment by Popoi · · Score: 1

      I've got all mine going to a .edu right now.. Seems like a good investment..

  15. Fedworld / Culture Clash by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    How 'bout the really simple explanation:

    Any geek worth his salt has read Neal Stephenson's description of "Fedland" in Snow Crash.

    Any geek who's ever seen the work processes in place in the real government (either through knowing someone who works there, or by morbid curiosity and reading policy/procedure manuals that describe to government workers how to process forms filled out by the public, for instance) has realized that Neal Stephenson's imaginary "Fedland" wasn't an exaggeration.

    Stephenson's Demented Imagination: Fedland

    NEW TP POOL REGULATIONS I've been asked to distribute the new regulations regarding office pool displays. The enclosed memo is a new subchapter of the EBGOC Procedure Manual, replacing the old subchapter entitled PHYSICAL PLANT/CALIFORNIA/LOS ANGELES/BUILDINGS/OFFICE AREAS/PHYSICAL LAYOUT REGULATIONS/EMPLOYEE INPUT/GROUP ACTIVITIES. The old subchapter was a flat prohibition on the use of office space or time forr "pool" activities of any kindm whteher permanent (e.g., coffee pool) or one-time (e.g., birthday parties). This prohibition still applies, but a single, one-time exception has now been made for any office that wishes to pursue a joint bathroom-tissue strategy. [ ... ]

    Random Excerpt From The Real Thing: Meat, Poultry, Egg Produce Labeling Review Process"

    FSIS streamlined the system in a final rule issued on December 29, 1995, (60 FR 67444) that became effective July 1, 1996, by expanding the categories of products for which labeling can be approved generically by industry. For example, the rule allows Federal establishments to design and use labeling that conforms to the regulatory requirements for meat, poultry, and egg products that have standards of identity and composition defined in the regulations (9 CFR 319 and 381) or in the Food Standards and Labeling Policy Book.
    1. Re:Fedworld / Culture Clash by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Your average geek doesn't work in an organization with a million other employees. This is called STANDARDS. Yes, there are a ton of them out there for really retarded things, nough said on that. Most government documentation does make sense though. The reason stuff is this way is that the government has the mentality that if you were to do tomorrow, so-and-so down the hall could step up and do your job. That's why.

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    2. Re:Fedworld / Culture Clash by CPT+Carl · · Score: 0

      It is ALL about the culture clash. Back in the mid-to-late Internet bubble rise, I made the opposite move from Government DoD R&D employee to telcom equipment manufacturer. I won't lie and say the "rewards" part of the equation didn't play a part, because it certainly did, but the foremost reason I made the move was to get AWAY from Government/Defense mind set. When I was working on the various DoD communications projects, innovation and application of new technologies to improve the military comm picture was NOT rewarded by seeing your work deployed to the "end user" (a.k.a fielded solider, company, division, etc). The driving factor was the mentality of the organization responsible for actually delivering the equipment to the "end user". These people were nice but not of the "new and improved" type mentality. They went with what the large defense contractors told them what was the best comm solution, which of course was the system the incumbent contractor was pushing.

      It is this lack "using what may be the best" (including all factors such as cost and ease of use) part of the culture that drove me away. In the open market, competition drives the best product to succeed and make it out into the market place. No so in gov't. work. The individual persons working on each project may be intelligent and talented, but the pervading culture is too overwhelming to overcome.

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  16. government agent by Transient0 · · Score: 2

    I know what i'd want in order to accept a government contract techie job:

    1. a gun
    2. cool black suit with black sunglasses
    3. a really intimidating badge which says United States Network Administration Special Forces Covert Operative.

    seriously, if nothing else these jobs offer stability... but there's no feeling of the gamble, no thoughts of going 1.0, no watching stock rise and fall... i dunno, maybe it'll appeal to me in twenty years or something. i hope not though.

    1. Re:government agent by 2Flower · · Score: 1

      Except that in the thrill of 'the gamble' you stand a chance at losing. And losing means going broke, losing your home, your savings, eating dog food, etc.

      Given the amount of lives that crashed in the dot-com bust, something that balances out the thrill AND the stability is probably a better option. All thrill and all stability are not good things (Although all stability has the perk of not eating you in the end, just annoying you.) If not government, at least a job which has a commonly accepted chance of survival.

      Any have any suggestions of tech-centered industries that aren't going to curl up and die once someone studies their zero-profit business process too hard? Alternatives are always useful.

    2. Re:government agent by Transient0 · · Score: 2

      being involved with a startup, particularily as an employee not a partner, does not mean that the company going under has to take you with it. You lose your job yes. You lose as much of your savings as are in the form of stocks, yes. But if you're smart, you have at least enough money to tide you over for a month or two and if you have skills then that is more than enough time to find a new job.

      I spent 3 weeks this summer eating rice and beans and living on a friend's couch while working forty-five hour weeks at my new tech-job and saving up to get myself a new place. It was far from being hellish, it was kinda fun. If i had kids it would be a different matter entirely. In the meantime, given the choice between fun and stable in a job, i'll take fun.

  17. I'm a former dotcommer, and now I'm a gov't con. by the_rev_matt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the former dotcom techies I know that are employed are gov't contractors. Maybe upper management/sales/marketing dweebs don't fit into gov't contracting, but tech types adapt and survive rather well from what I've seen.

    Sure, things like reasonable development cycles, following set procedures, working normal hours, and documentation seem odd at first, but once you learn to accept those oddities it's a fairly easy transition.

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  18. I don't get the hostility on either side by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WTF does it matter if you've spent the last few years working for the government, a big corporation, or a dot-com-then-dot-bomb? What matters is if you're a good programmer, with the skills to analyze, plan for, and solve a specific programming problem.

    Or are we really talking about managerial types, who are essentially the same (they're all suits, regardless of the color of the suit) but who love to make up fake differences for themselves and segregate into the "fast-moving, innovative" dot-bombers vs. the "disciplined, dependable" gov't and big-corp types? In which case, why should real techies care? Management will always be management, and they'll always have their turf wars and suit-speak, but meantime, those of with real technical skills will always be the ones who get the job done. It's not the corporate structure that matters. It's the quality of the code.

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    1. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

      The difference is that, as a government contractor, you need discipline. This is very hard to come by in the dot-com world of lax business. I work at SAIC - a very large government contractor. You know what I was told during my interview a year ago? "You seem very bright and technically capable of everything we'll ask of you. But we need you to be dependable. That's the most important thing. You might be the smartest guy in the world, but if you're not dependable, we can't use you."

      Yes, you need technical skills, but you do need to be dependable. It's not all about technical skills or being a "good programmer" - you can learn those. The most important thing is that you can be counted on to be at work every day and to get your job done.

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    2. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      Dependable? Disciplined? Seasoned? All nice extras. Being able to work though the process - that is rare.

      Some of the core competencies are the ability to put up with mindless political nonsense and being able to get stuff done while everything around you is frozen in a red tape. This is really harder than it may seem - I remember they wanted some COM components that touched the kernel layer, but IP would not permit Admin access on any lab or dev machine. A half a year latter, the technology changed to something that could be developed in user space to make the project plan. All while an MCSE claims you don't need the access.... Staying professional is really tough at times when you are use to getting stuff done rather than working the journey...

      As for lax, I know many of the dot.commers worked insane hours - building the code base and everthing else from ground zero. You hear the stories of the fooz-ball tables and beer in the fridge, but what you miss is the 7 days a week, 12-16 days of hard code pounding. We lived at work. A little play was about the only social life a person had at times...

    3. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by Neumann · · Score: 1

      The answer to that question is the same answer as to "WTF does it matter if you use Emacs or VI, they produce text files?"

    4. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      discipline. This is very hard to come by in the dot-com world of lax business

      I agree. These are the usual shortcomings amongst the IT people I've interviewed:

      -Childish attitude to work ("i wanna nerf guns/toys to cool my nerves" etc.)
      -Megalomania ("I'm the best hacker there is. If you don't hire me, I'll hack you")
      -Undisciplined ("I want to come to work at any hour I want")

    5. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      I work for a medium-sized (around 600) government contractor. Basically, the contractors are providing the techs and lower-level managers (program-level). The government and military are usually the upper management (director and up levels). It works pretty well. Our managers understand the tech stuff enough to effectively manage us, but they know the business side as well, buffering us from the government people for the most part. The only problem is, there is a large amount of the civil service becoming eligible for retirement, and there is a big question as to what will happen when all these high level managers leave. It seems the government workers I deal with are either big chiefs, or very low level workers. There are really no individuals to step up when the baby boomers retire from government service.

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    6. Re:I don't get the hostility on either side by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2
      The difference is that, as a government contractor, you need discipline. This is very hard to come by in the dot-com world of lax business.

      [Shrug] I moved from working in Big Healthcare (US Air Force medic, then Denver Health, then Kaiser) to Small Software (my current employer) and there was no difference in the discipline needed. In all circumstances, as long as I showed up and did my job, I got paid. Granted, the penalties for not doing my job were a bit worse in the USAF -- I could go to jail for not going to work, as opposed to just being fired -- but for someone with a good work ethic, it doesn't really matter. You go to work and you do your job. Everything else is details.

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  19. Non-qualified People? by tulmad · · Score: 1

    I work for a large government contractor (GD), and I must say that the comment about hiring non-qualified people is a little off base. I worked for them for 3 summers as an intern, then got hired on full time when I got out of school (my division was still with motorola at that time). The hiring process here is actually fairly strict. They don't hire people who don't know what they're doing, because that just results in a lack of work by that person.

    I didn't have clearance when I started (my paperwork is going thru at the moment), but I know my stuff and that made it much easier to get the job.

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  20. The market favors the employer right now. by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The market favors the employer right now.

    I saw the DoD comment, we will not change for the dot.comers, they will change to our culture. This is not only government; this is most companies out there. A couple years ago companies had to handle their employees with care because you could get another job by lunch. Now, well, I'd put a pained smile on my face and say sure - I can do that in VB for you. Reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon - You mean Unix programmer. Oh, just say never mind when the nurse shows up. Today, you would not get the option...

  21. Maybe not yet by opkool · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe former dot-commers are not in Government-contractor firms (not yet) because the following points:

    -Government-related positions run through a long and tedious line of HR, supervisors, interviews, political screening, more supervisors, more screening, yet more interviews... and all cluttered by unending bureaucracy. And now more than ever, after 9-11. So it takes some time (up to 2 years, IIRC from ComputerWorld or InfoWorld or something similar) from sending a resume to get hired.

    -Many Government-related positions want only American citizens. Let's face it. Many IT workers are from outside the USA. So H1-B holders do not qualify. Then, permanent residents, legal aliens ans do on, also do not qualify. And, maybe, recent American-passport holders will not qualify by "security reasons".

    -What is the ratio of Women in Government-contractor firms? How many managers do you see in Government Contractor firms? They all look to me like dinosaurs from the 60s. Yes, women only allowed as clerks.

    So all this disqualify and dis-encourage most of former dot-commers: brilliant people that just cannot wait 2 years to get a job, people that has a good chance of being born elsewhere outside the US, and about 40% chance of being a women!

    Hope those 2 years come-by fast, so I can get hired by Uncle Sam.

    Of course this is my opinion as I see it.

    Plese, what do you think?

    1. Re:Maybe not yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG


      -Government-related positions run through a long and tedious line of HR, supervisors, interviews, political screening, more supervisors, more screening, yet more interviews... and all cluttered by unending bureaucracy. And now more than ever, after 9-11. So it takes some time (up to 2 years, IIRC from ComputerWorld or InfoWorld or something similar) from sending a resume to get hired.


      Here where I am (southern AZ), to get a job with any of the gov't contractors here, it takes about 2 months from submitting a resume to get a job. That is because a minimum secret clearance is required to get a job. That is how it's always been before 9/11. If you already have a security clearance, you can get hired within a week.


      -Many Government-related positions want only American citizens. Let's face it. Many IT workers are from outside the USA. So H1-B holders do not qualify. Then, permanent residents, legal aliens ans do on, also do not qualify. And, maybe, recent American-passport holders will not qualify by "security reasons".


      I am at work right now, and I am looking at 3 people who were not natural born US citizens. Albeit their security clearances might have taken a little longer, but they can still work here.


      -What is the ratio of Women in Government-contractor firms? How many managers do you see in Government Contractor firms? They all look to me like dinosaurs from the 60s. Yes, women only allowed as clerks.


      The man/woman ratio here is about 40/60. There are lots of women here, equal oppurtunity employer really does mean equal oppurtunity employer.

      Please research before you rant off like that.

    2. Re:Maybe not yet by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      There are couple mis-statements here.

      -Government-related positions run through a long and tedious line of HR, supervisors, interviews, political screening, more supervisors, more screening, yet more interviews... and all cluttered by unending bureaucracy. And now more than ever, after 9-11. So it takes some time (up to 2 years, IIRC from ComputerWorld or InfoWorld or something similar) from sending a resume to get hired.

      The major one is that you seem to confuse government employees (civil servants) with government contractors. Basically, the government will put up one or more positions up for bid. Various contractors will then place their bid for that position. If they win, they agree to staff that position for one year. It may be the same person all year or not. However, it is true that civil servants take a long time to be hired.

      -What is the ratio of Women in Government-contractor firms? How many managers do you see in Government Contractor firms? They all look to me like dinosaurs from the 60s. Yes, women only allowed as clerks.

      A lack women in management positions is no longer a reality. The government organization I work for is NAVAIR, which basically controls all of Naval aviation, and everything they need for these operations to run. The CIO is female. The COO is female. The director for Information Management is female. Those are just a few examples. The only place this isn't really true is within the military command structure, which is mostly admirals and captains, and there just aren't many female aviators who have attained that rank.

      You are partially correct about needing to be an American citizen. Depending on what kind of material you will be working on, you are restricted. But you don't neccessarily even need a security clearance to get a job with a government contractor. I've been working at this navy base since I was 16, first as a desktop support and now as a Web developer, and I've never needed one. It's mostly the electrical and aviation engineers who work on the aircraft and support systems who need the clearances.

      But mainly, I think you and a lot of the other Slashdotters need to understand the distinction between government contractors and government employees/civil servants.

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    3. Re:Maybe not yet by Granny+Geek · · Score: 1

      I think you are not looking in the right places. Try networking for finding a job.

      I was canned from a dotcom on the first wave of it's imploding, found a job as a government contractor thru a friend, and boy am I a happy camper!
      When I worked for the dotcom, I worked 70+ hr weeks and was treated more like an assembly line worker in a cannery rather than the senior developer I am. I had no life, I lived on junk food and stress, dealt with managers who did F-all and were only looking for coverage.
      --Basically it sucked.--

      I now work a 40 hr week with the occasional 12 hr days on deliveries. My military client is a darling and ever so grateful for the quality of sites and applications I am delivering to them. I have time to experiment with new technologies, time to re-code if I want elegance. I took a 20% salary hit to take this job but its been really worth it.
      I have time to ski, mountain bike, and kayak with my honey.
      --Life is good.--

      Meanwhile all of my buds who disdained working for the gov are running rapidly thru their savings and unemployment benefits and are still jobless.

      BTW ... I was hired within 2 months. I am a female in my early 40's and lived in Greece for 15 yrs before returning to the US and I -still- got my clearance. The jobs are there, you just have to go get them.

    4. Re:Maybe not yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's count the females in my department in management positions...

      I'm in a fairly new division, about a year old. The division head is female.

      Of the 4 branches, 3 of the branch heads are female.

      The branch with a male head has only one team under him, that team leader is female, she has 2 males and 2 females under her. The head of the division that does the mainframe stuff is was female, and was replaced with a female.
      The gender split is closer to even here than any other place I have seen, or have heard from friends, and in our division especially there are more women in power than men.

      Pre 9-11 if there was a job opening someone could get hired in a matter of a couple months. The trick is to look for job openings.

      Maybe you should form an opinion based on facts instead of assumptions....

  22. The real reason by pokeyburro · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The real reason gov't contractors are doing so well is actually because of cuts in government spending. Huge government agencies had to show that they were tightening their belts by laying off workers.

    The logic gets really strange at this point. The agency heads then replace this lost labor by contracting out (hence contractors getting plenty of work). This actually costs more in some cases. Once you cut out all the government grunts, you can cut much of the personnel and admin departments as well, which looks great on the books. But you're also now paying money to a business trying to make a profit, so you end up paying more.

    In some cases, the winners here are the employees they laid off - well, the bright ones at least. They often come back as contractors, now getting 50% more in salary. (They do give up the extraordinary amount of leave the government gives you, but many of them couldn't use all that leave anyway.)

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    1. Re:The real reason by mencik · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right on this. If I was moderating right now, I'd mod your post up.

      Taxpayers across the country have clamored for smaller government. So, Congress slashes the personnel budgets of almost every Federal Agency, but increases the contracting budget. The theory is that "outsourcing" is cheaper than hiring. As one who has been both a Federal Government employee and now a DoD contractor (yes I have a clearance), I fail to see how it is cheaper for the Government to higher me through my company at a rate of about 3.5 times my salary, which itself is at least 35% higher than when I worked for the Government. However, that is what has been happening for quite some time, and will continue to happen for the foreseeable future. I don't see any push to hire lots of new scientists and engineers by the the Federal Government, and even if there was, the Government pay scale is low enough that why would the experienced folks want to work for that rate?

    2. Re:The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cheaper to use contractors--even at your [highly unlikely] 4.7x pay rate.

      Federal employees cost money because of payroll, retirement, and benefits. Federal regs mandate all kinds of down time in the form of fluff training. Personnel regs are an incredibly complex mess, and the cost of any employee needs to be adjusted to accommodate the cost of retaining a worthless employee for the years it takes to terminate somebody.

      I disagree with your estimate of 3.5x of old salary + 35%. Mainstream Federal contracting is cost plus fixed fee (with G and A in the 30-40% range).

      There were (and may still be) fixed billets for SBA programs like the grossly fraudulent 8A minority set-asides, but 3.5x would still be quite a stretch for even that thievery against the American taxpayer!

    3. Re:The real reason by mencik · · Score: 1

      Feel free to disagree. I am billed to the Government at between $150 - $200 per hour depending upon the contract. Take my word for the fact that I don't get anywhere near that amount in my paycheck, even before taxes.

      My experience in the Government was not Civil Service. It was in what is known as Excepted Service. That agency is not covered by Civil Service rules. They do not have all the fluff training you mention, nor does it take years to get rid of someone.

      Cost plus fixed-fee contracts are no longer the norm. Many of them are Time and Materials based where the Government is buying bodies at a given rate.

    4. Re:The real reason by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      You are the exception, not the rule. Many of our subcontractors at my old agency complained to us that we were wooing away their staff due to the higher pay and benefits. Consulting firms like Lockheed Martin do NOT pay their low-end positions very much money.

    5. Re:The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean to sound contrarian or hostile. I did two years in an expert appointment. It was nice. The pay was excellent, but I had better opportunities and a new boss hellbent on running things into the ground. I, like every other fed employee at that agency, spent a lot of time in HR Fluff-n-Stuff in that job.

      It did not rankle me all that badly, and I was a good little soldier about it, but the time wasted approached 10%: ethics training, management training, violence-in-the-workplace training, sensitivity training, understanding your benefits training, contracts training, security training, computer training.

      Not that [all] these things are unimportant, but it was close to two days per month. It wasn't all bad: we had some less-than-valuable coworkers who were sent to every possible training event just to get them out of the office.

      I know that my experience with T&M vs cost-plus fixed fee may not match yours, but a DoD agency I do some work for has on-site contractors at cost-plus fixed fee. I know this because they often bug me about my availability to go to work for them. The flip-side is that when we did some work for a non-DoD fed agency (in 2001), we practically had to move the earth and sky to get market rates--even under a fixed-price arrangement!

      Could it be that your company enjoys some SBA perks? Or is it just a nice contract?

      The reason I ask is because my first job was with an 8a firm. They made no secret of their tactics to make their more expensive employees miserable enough to leave so that they could hire-in cheaper replacements. This is how the game is rigged under an hourly-priced billets system.

    6. Re:The real reason by mencik · · Score: 1

      No SBA perks here. I work for a Fortune 500 company, and this is a typical contract.

  23. Security Clearance by Zach+Garner · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity, how would one go about getting Security Clearance? I think I could use one of those.

    1. Re:Security Clearance by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      The contract house, if they do gov contracts that need that kind of thing, have the form - about 4 pages asking about your former addresses, references, + fingerprints, etc. I suspect you could find it on line if you poked around.

      In most cases, you need a corp. sponsor... I don't think they just give you a clearance without a reason to need one - kind of a chicken and the egg mess, and even then it can take a while to process.

      Of course if you forgo civilian life and be all you can be, its a bit easier to get one... (grin)

    2. Re:Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dss.mil/epsq/

      that's the form. your best bet would be to apply for a job with a gov't contractor, if they want you they'll give you one.

    3. Re:Security Clearance by RedOregon · · Score: 1

      A security clearance isn't something you go out and get; rather, a security clearance is tied to a specific position. Get accepted (provisionally) for the position, your clearance paperwork goes in, and if it gets approved, you get hired. If your position goes away, you don't carry the clearance with you (that's why on resumes, the line is "qualified for ". Once you have the clearance, though, it's pretty simple to 'travel' with it; a geek with a clearance isn't out of a job for long unless he wants to be.

      Curious what they want to know for your clearance investigation? Download the questionnaire software (yes, you can actually fill it out on a computer, then print it for submission) at http://www.dss.mil/epsq/ if you want to go thru it. (And no, this program won't magically send your information to the NSA for their nefarious purposes... it's a pretty dumb, basic program).

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    4. Re:Security Clearance by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      The easiest way is the military -- that's why its easier to get a job if you already have a clearance.

      If you have to go for a top secret clearance, it will cost your company about $10,000 to have it done for you. Needless to say, not a lot of companies will do this if they can hire someone who already has the clearance from prior military or private work...

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    5. Re:Security Clearance by batboy78 · · Score: 1


      4 pages!!! When applying for my clearance I had about thirty pages to fill out, not to mention the countless interviews I had to have. I think they give a Secret clearance to just about anyone who applies for one (with sponsorship). But Top Secret, and above takes almost two years now because of the huge backlog that they are currently under.

    6. Re:Security Clearance by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      This was a long time ago so I may play the "I do not recall card" here, but this was not for top secret, just secret.

      No interviews for that one - not much more than a background check, listing travel, housing, and other such things. It was a small book, but I thought most of it was instructions.

      Now top secret - that one is a bit of a bugger with them talking to everyone, endless forms, etc. I thought the orignal poster was just looking for secret clearance.

    7. Re:Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the clearance ever go away? Assuming you don't do anything wrong. I had a secrect 10 years ago in the Marines, Is this still active? How do I make it current?

    8. Re:Security Clearance by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      They go away... going through it all over again with a new shop. Argh. Its not like renewing a passport.

    9. Re:Security Clearance by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      If you are going to go into "alamrist commie" mode with your "police state" comments then the least you could do is log into Slashdot so we can see your username.

      Gee, my ISP requires authentication before I can get online. Is that yet another sign of our oncoming police state?

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    10. Re:Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you know this from what experience? Just general anti-governmental wisdom? I work at a government center that handles software creation, the mainframe, and everything to do with the Marines pay. I know from personal experience that much of management is NOT looking to build a band of veteran government employees. The military to civilian ratio is 1 in 4, and far more people with a non-military background are hired than military. Those that are vets are hired contrast greatly from the majority of military mindset(they think like civilians), which gets them even further from trying to build a band of vets. They opted not to re-enlist for a reason!

    11. Re:Security Clearance by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      They generally valid within 2 years of seperating from your last position which required a security clearance. But it never hurts to mention that you have been cleared before, it might make you stand out from those who never have had one granted to them.

    12. Re:Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10,000 dollars, 7-11 charges more for background check. Not everyone in the military gets a clearance & if they do, there is different levels & compartments of a background investigation. Get your facts straight dickhead

    13. Re:Security Clearance by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      $10,000 is a good approximation of the cost that it will take for a top secret, yes. It can be more, certainly.

      no, these clearances are not awarded to all military personnel, why should they be?

      Secret does not cost much money because it isn't a particularly tough clearance to get. If you're a US Citizen and have never been convicted of anything, Secret is pretty much a piece of cake.

      Top Secret is a real background check, involving interviews of people you've known for the past 10 years. I know folks who've been turned down for top secret because their uncle used to be involved in shady stuff, or had a history of depression, things like that.

      If you have an actual correction to offer, i'd be glad to hear it...

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  24. Atrocitys are a special privileges for the .... by TheViffer · · Score: 1

    CIA, FBI, ATF, and RIAA .. and feel robbed if a "normal" person is allowd to commit them.

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    1. Re:Atrocitys are a special privileges for the .... by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      RIAA? I assume you were making a political statement about how rich lobbying groups control the government.

  25. Indeed by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've found, as a general rule, that people with some military training and background are generaly better engineers than your typical CS grad, as they have a real understanding of what mission critical means.

    A 21 year old kid who has legitimately been responsible for someone elses life is far more experienced than the valedectorian at your local code monkey U.

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    1. Re:Indeed by batboy78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally agree, going back to an earlier slashdot article about the CMM, and code coming in on time, and under budget. Only two organizations have a level 5 rating, one is NASA, and the other is the ALC out of Ogden, which just so happens to be an Air Force coding shop (among other things).

    2. Re:Indeed by bluebomber · · Score: 2

      I've found, as a general rule, that people with some military training and background are generaly better engineers than your typical CS grad, as they have a real understanding of what mission critical means.

      I agree, but for a different reason: military personnel have more discipline. That is the key. You don't find discipline in young "code monkeys". You'll find it more often in those who have either a) been brainwashed by the military or b) been brainwashed through several years of training as a professional engineer working in a high-quality ("mission critical") environment.

    3. Re:Indeed by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking as a government contractor...Me to!

      There is a factor you young-uns out there should consider, too, especially you young "hackers": Don't do anything that could screw up your being able to get a security clearance.

      If you think it's fun when you do it on the sly, try doing it for real! (Disclaimer: I don't, but I know those who do). Break into things for a living? MONDO fun, and I wish I did that.

      Sadly, I gather a good paycheck for trying to design features into the systems to stop them. But that money depends on a clearance, too.

      With a clearance, many things become possible that would otherwise land you in jail.

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    4. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quality can be creative.

      I assume anyone working for the military usually works on more trivial software, after the design phase.

      Having non-trivial software that is of high quality, is something you find at the higher levels of any group, in equal measure.

    5. Re:Indeed by FredGray · · Score: 1
      With a clearance, many things become possible that would otherwise land you in jail.

      With a clearance, many things land you in jail that would otherwise be possible, such as unapproved foreign travel to "sensitive" countries.

    6. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A 21 year old kid who has legitimately been responsible for someone elses life is far more experienced than the valedectorian at your local code monkey U.

      And, though it's hard to believe, he's more full of himself than the valedictorian, to boot!

    7. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's untrue. My company, amoung probably many others, has a CMM 5 rating.

      We absolutely don't deserve us, but there's a certifcate on the wall at HQ and everything...

    8. Re:Indeed by ZPO · · Score: 1

      You can call it "full of himself" if you like, but I'd say its more of a calm confidence.

      I wouldn't trade the time I spent in the USMC for anything. Once you've been under that level of real "mission critical" (ie - screw it up and you, or worse, someone else might end up dead) stress it's just not a big deal meeting the typical corporate deadlines.

      Trust me, I've had drill instructors screaming at me, endless inspections, tried to study training material when I could barely keep my eyes open (PT at 0500 the last 3 days), done night patrols in central american jungles, worked through a couple aircraft downings, a few "misunderstandings" involving certain parties shooting at you, etc, etc, etc. When some VP or customer walks into my office blathering (or screaming and attempting to be threatening) it just isn't a big deal.

      That confidence comes from discipline, training, discipline, experience, discipline, and the school of hard knocks.

      Do you think it's possible that the 22-year old that you find "full of himself" might just be more confident and "sure of himself"?

    9. Re:Indeed by WiPEOUT · · Score: 1

      The discipline factor in reliable programmers cannot be understated. Despite the supposed trend towards hiring young guns in the IT field, several of the companies I've worked in go the other way and hire mature developers, as not only do they have the skills, they have experience and are generally more level-headed.

      It was the companies with the older developers that delivered on time and under budget --- and not because of ridiculous over-quoting.

    10. Re:Indeed by bluebomber · · Score: 1

      Of course, quality often *has* to be creative. I was only talking about discipline; all those comments were meant in a good way. You can be disciplined but still creative. Also, just because the software is trivial doesn't mean you can't screw it up!! Been there, seen that done...

  26. Went from dot-commer to government contractor by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 2

    I went from working for a large webhosting company on the east coast (long hours, much stress, underpaid, long commute) to a government contractor (reasonable hours, less stress, paid significantly more, 15 minutes from home). I have to say that I love it. I get to do the job I always wanted to do (UNIX/Linux system administrator), there are good benefits, and I am building up a lot of marketable experience. You just have to find the place that feels best for you.

  27. Sorry to troll but.... by moniker_21 · · Score: 2

    how do you go about getting this security clearance? I'm going to be a college graduate come spring time and I'm facing a very poor job market. I would gladly take a job working for the government at first. Can I get security clearance now so when I graduate I will be all that more attractive to government hiring?

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    1. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by greensquare · · Score: 1

      You've gotta get the job first. Gov't doesn't give out clearences to people unless they need them.

    2. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by fthomas64 · · Score: 1

      You need to be sponsored by an approved agency/contractor. You can't just go to the BMV, and get a clearance! There's definitely lots of work out there...

    3. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Can I get security clearance now so when I graduate I will be all that more attractive to government hiring?

      Short answer, NO...

      Security Clearances cannot be bought.

      To get a clearance you need to be hired for a position that will require a clearance.

      Either that or join the Military in a specialty that requires a clearance.

      That's how I got mine. TS/SCI...

    4. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      It's basically impossible to get a security clearance without having a need for one. Need meaning being in the armed forces or guard, or being employed by the gov or a gov contractor.

      Don't worry too much about it, though. If you have good grades and skills, and haven't gotten into much legal trouble, it will be easy to get you Secret clearance. This article is focusing on Top Secret clearances, which are much, much more difficult to get (often requiring recurring polygraphs, random drug testing, and other weirdness).

      If you really want to get a clearance, try to get a job with a gov. contractor (SAIC, MITRE, Booz Allen Hamilton, CSC, etc.), and they will work to get you cleared.

      Good luck!
      PS-Go with Booz, we got a nifty acronym- BAH! (sorry...)

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    5. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by warpSpeed · · Score: 1

      Dont forget EDS, we get to herd cats, but we do not have a groovy acronym.

      ~Sean

    6. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by moniker_21 · · Score: 2

      PS-Go with Booz, we got a nifty acronym- BAH! (sorry...)

      LOL, good stuff! Thanks for the insight.

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    7. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you must keep them secrets well... TS/SCI smooth!
      Why don't you just tell the world where you work and what you do there and while you are at it where you live.

      Wake up!

    8. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that, I know I missed a bunch, I was just rattling some off.

      But that cat herding commercial was great! My wife has no idea what you do, but she likes your company!

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    9. Re:Sorry to troll but.... by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just tell the world where you work and what you do there and while you are at it where you live.

      The clearance is not in effect for my current job...So, nyeah!

  28. Making Changes by slugfro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of these posts talk about how bad working for the gov't can be (Old technology, lack of innovation, rigid and structured environment, etc.). Maybe if enough people with a strong drive for success and innovation enter the government workforce we might actually be able to change the government for the better. Increase speed of technology adoption, increase technical knowledge, speed up the bearucratic proccesses (well maybe), etc... Maybe I'm being too much of an optimist but it's just and idea.

    I know I turned down a gov't offer after graduating due the huge pay difference but I would much rather have an ok paying job than no job at all (Thankfully I still have my job).

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    1. Re:Making Changes by xphase · · Score: 1

      While a fun idea, it's not possible. The main reason for the old technology is that only approved(by the government) systems can be used.

      There is plenty of innovation going on, it just isn't talked about a large amount outside of the contractor's circles.

      The primary reason for the "rigid and structured environment" is because that environment is necessary to produce quality Safety Critical and Security Critical systems.

      If you look through the Risks archive you can see examples of why this is necessary.

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    2. Re:Making Changes by rentaprogrammer · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea, everyone work for the government, and we'll live off the taxpayers.

  29. Ya but .edu by TheViffer · · Score: 1

    retirement benefits suck ...

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  30. Frontier Mentality by dunstan · · Score: 2

    Well, two years ago the world of technology was heading for the frontier in the dotcom boom. And the frontier mentallity abounded ("I don't care what it costs, I want a man on site now"). Many people spent lots of money stupidly in their race to be first to market. This was the era of "management by shouting at people very loudly". And the dirty secret: most of the people working in the dotcom gold rush, techies and otherwise, weren't actually very good - it was all held together by a small core of people who *were* good at their jobs.

    So now the frontier has been reached, the land claimed etc., and those who've staked out their plots are having to cultivate them. And loads of people involved in this goldrush have fallen off, others have grown up. Those involved in contracting in both the private and government sectors are mostly the same people as a couple of years ago, but all of a sudden it's become "the place to be" because there's a steady living to be made there.

    What's news worthy about that?

    Dunstan.

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  31. Drones... by aquarian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who wants to work with a bunch of drones anyway? Not me... that's the whole reason I gave up on my original career path... as a mechanical engineer, probably working in the defense industry. It wasn't the subject matter that bored me, it was the people I worked with. My colleagues now are writers, artists, musicians, activists, filmmakers, chefs, and charity workers in addition to being software engineers. It's a much richer existence than hanging out with guys who do nothing but collect a paycheck and play with model trains.

    1. Re:Drones... by aquarian · · Score: 1

      What's really scary is that I was being perfectly serious.

  32. Yeah, well... by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    If dot-commers in general are anything like the population of geeks I know, there might be issues with the whole security clearance thing. Whether it be a high school record of messing with the school's computers, or bizarre political opinions posted prominently on the 'Net, or just having had a lot of people see you inhale, I don't think your average libertine, libertarian, privacy-mongering geek is going to be a great fit for a gov't job.

    That, of course, is a blanket generalization. I'm sure there are many competent technical types who would do just fine getting a security clearance, and enjoy working for The Man(tm) just fine. But on the whole... I dunno.

    OK,
    - B

    1. Re:Yeah, well... by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2
      "Radical resources for the thinking patriot" [gettherealtruth.com]

      uh.. No.

      Just an opportunity to buy a sucky teeshirt.

      How *radical*

      How *American*

      How pretentious...

      t_t_b

      (A "..libertine, libertarian, privacy-mongering geek..")

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    2. Re:Yeah, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is not accurate. They don't really care what you did - they just want to know about it so you cannot be blackmailed. That is the issue. Tell them everything even if it hurts and you will be ok.

      ac

    3. Re:Yeah, well... by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
      Interesting... I don't know if you're watching this thread, but can you tell me what personal experience you have around this? Of course, don't divulge anything sensitive or identifying if you don't want to.

      OK,
      - B

  33. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? - hmm by multiOSfreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Military aside, I generally sneer in the direction of federal employees. One of the biggest problems I've seen is that the Gov hires complete morons to do a semi-complex job, gives them a watered-down training on how to do the job, and then wonders why the job/project is costing 500% of what was budgeted. Oh yeah, and the government also has a shady history of purchasing very expensive toilet set covers, and the like. I don't forsee intelligent spending on the part of the government in the near future, employee payroll included.

  34. My issue... by Liquid(TJ) · · Score: 1

    I'm currently finishing a CS degree after 4 years as an Air Force programmer. If I remember my debrief right, my TS expires after 2 years of inactivity. Turns out that's 3 days after Graduation! And I donno if I want to go back into that or not...

    1. Re:My issue... by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 2

      with a TS clearance... doesn't matter what you know (they'll train you). You are guarenteed a big number of high paying jobs with that !!

    2. Re:My issue... by batboy78 · · Score: 1

      Stay in!!!! Don't seperate!!!! Unless you have a sure thing, and I have found out there is never a sure thing. The TS doesn't get you everything you want,even as an Air Force programmer with a TS.

      Mad Ducks

    3. Re:My issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep the TS active. Take an internship or something. Even if you choose not to stick with it, reactivating it just by working in some capacity where your employer's security office keeps it current, is worth the "insurance" it buys you.

      And another thing: I work with dozens of clients big and small. There are sick organizations in the private sector just like there are in government.

      The simple benefit of going with the TS-required jobs is that it opens more jobs to you than are available to people without TS clearance.

    4. Re:My issue... by Liquid(TJ) · · Score: 1

      Sorry man, I've already been out for over a year and a half. :)

    5. Re:My issue... by clueless_penguin · · Score: 1
      with a TS clearance... doesn't matter what you know (they'll train you). You are guarenteed a big number of high paying jobs with that !!

      Depends on how you define high paying. I spent 12 years as a contractor with a ts/sci. Since I got out of that business 2 years ago my income has increased 40%. And having interviewed a number of cleared people, I can say that from the company's perspective it is not always cost effective to hire someone just because they have the required clearance. Some poeple are idiots no matter what, and you have to be careful that the one you do hire has the ability to be trained.

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  35. Career prospects are very good by wiredog · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For techies, anyway. The Federal Government has a severe shortage of techies and something like 50% of the workforce is going to retire in the next ten years. USGS has long been in the forefront of technology, in its field, NASA does pretty well. DoD understands the importance of technology, and pursues it avidly. Ever heard of Darpa? NSA tries to stay five years ahead of the civilian state of the art.

    Of course, you have to avoid drugs, and the best jobs require a security clearance.

  36. This article is inaccurate! I know firsthand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a a well known State Government contractor. The above article isn't very accurate at all. Many of my fellow coworkers have been laid off. I'm just lucky I am still employed and working as a contractor for the smallest state in the union. RI has some serious budget problems and 9-11 they claim has made it worse since they lost 4 weeks of tourist revenue, it had a trickle effect, losing tax revenue. This means less money for projects! The state workers that were promoted after October 11, 2001 were asked to fall
    back to their former position and pay. Since money was cut from projects I have friends that are no longer employed. I'm involved with several high level state agencies, I 'm glad I know unix/network/systems and get along with the people here, I think that's why I am still employed. I also know if the budget get's real bad this July, I will be looking for another employer. The politicians won't care how well I tuned thier systems. They just want to balance the budget. I'll be gone.

    So, Don't believe what you read.

  37. Government Contracting by coulbc · · Score: 1

    I'm a contractor for a well known .gov agency. They do not want FTE personnel. It's easier to get rid of a contractor who does not give the desired results. My boss is a GS-15 Technical and reports to a GS-13 manager. The 45 year old GS-13 resents making less than the 28 year old GS-13 techie working for him. The GS-15 job is a term position. He has to renew every 2 years. This keeps the gov from getting stuck with high paid non management staff.
    3 of my coworkers left for .com opportunities and got burned. 2 of them came back to my company and 1 is still out of work (Seems there is no great desire for Novell Admins right now).

  38. I'm a gov't contractor... by RebelScum · · Score: 1

    I was hired out of college with a CS degree by a company doing mostly gov't contracts. I was put on a project at the DoD, and at the time I wasn't that excited about it. All the things you hear about it being mostly older people is true (except for the occasional intern now and then, some of which are cute babes!). I just count my blessings that I didn't jump ship the few times when I could have in the past few years to a dot com. All the ones I had considered are now having trouble, while I'm sitting pretty in a stable, post-9/11 defense contract. Yeah, a lot of the people are boneheads, but it just gives me something to laugh at on the inside. I could write an SNL skit about how stupid some of these people are.

    BTW, I hope nobody takes offense at my reference to 9/11; I am not glad it happened and I sympathise with those affected, but I'm just stating that it just happens that my job is even more secure now.

  39. on security clearances... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    my dad worked on a bunch of fun government stuff back when he worked at boeing/we lived there all through the late 80's-mid 90's. he even had a "5 year pin", and was working twords his 10 year when they laid him off. apparently, (i was about 10 at the time) working for even 3 years there continiously is quite a feat, knowing their lay off habits. anyways, he told me once about having to get a "secret" clearance. it mostly involved in sitting in a chair in a room with about 5 other guys, and not supposed to be talking to them, for about 5 months while they did background checks. they got paid for this, i don't kow why, but he managed to get alot of reading done durring this period. having a secret clearance helped alot with getting jobs involving fiber routing in seatte's downtown district (which got him a front page article in networking world), and working at frank russell. whee. i'm not sure how one goes about getting a security clearance, or even a top secret one, but my guess is that if you know people who know people who know about the good jobs, a decent security clearance is as helpful as the degree you own.

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  40. My experience with this. by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    I moved to Washington, D.C. on September 21st. I had been planning to move for a month, as my old startup company was sliding into oblivian, and a friend had an open room in his house that I could move into.

    Before I made the decision, I checked out the job market- it seemed pretty good. I lined up a few interviews, got ready to move, had a garage sale, etc. Then September 11th happened.

    When I moved to D.C. every private company had a hiring freeze. I went to the interviews I had lined up; nothing came of them. I spent MONTHS searching for contractor jobs, but was invariably told the same thing that the poster said: they'd rather train someone from scratch how to do the job, then hire me and try to get me security clearance.

    Admittedly, my skills are of a mid-range level. Were I sufficiently Wizardly in my knowledge, someone would probably have taken the plunge and hired me. But maybe not. Most places refused to accept a resume or even speak with me, without an appropriate clearance.

    I have since found a good job, so it all worked out for me. But I know a lot of other people here who are in the same boat. It's really frustrating since you look at the listings and see the exact same job you knew you'd be perfect for six months ago- and it's still unfilled.

  41. Yeah, no kidding by jhines0042 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was offered two positions three years ago. One was from a large government contractor, the other from a startup. Both offers were for the same amount of money. Both were within a reasonable commute distance. The large government contractor had the need for a security clearance. This I had no problems with, I even filled out 27 plus pages of forms to get that process started. The other company offered stock options which may or may not have paid off.

    I opted to go with my current company instead of the large government contractor and boy am I glad. A year after I joined I was saying to my co-workers.... "wow, here we are, stock is worth a bundle, and at the large government contractor I could still be waiting for my security clearance.

    Despite all that has happened in the markets. I'm still very glad that I made the choice that I did.

    The main reason I made the choice though was NOT money (same base salary) was NOT stock options (they are nice though) but was rather culture. I frankly didn't want to wear a suit to work. I still don't.

    I'm happy in the fast paced commercial environment. And guess what? We are selling software to the Federal Government as well as Global 2000 and Fortune 500 companies AND to the large government contractor that I didn't take the job from.

    And right now I'm wearing Jeans and a T-Shirt.

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    1. Re:Yeah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a year from now you'll probably be broke with stock worth .10 a share remembering this post you wrote on slashdot saying how great it was. It happens to everyone, dont be angry.

    2. Re:Yeah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny - I'm wearing jeans, a Frank Black & the Catholics T shirt ritht now!

      It all depends on the contract you are working on....

  42. I'm a government consultant by bryan1945 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought about jumping into the .com arena during the heyday, but I held back for some vague reasons. Sure, I only got my ok raises every year rather than huge bonuses and such, but I still have my job and have increased my income 50% in 4 years. I liked my job, I liked my coworkers, and I liked where I lived- why should I have jumped for the possible big gains? Turns out I was right, at least for my circumstances.

    Some possible reasons why .comers won't go to government positions:
    1) Less flexibility in hours and attitude.
    2) Lots of military types in upper management.
    3) Sensible business plans where everyone does NOT get $2000 chairs.
    4) You actually have to work rather than just hype vapor.
    5) You actually have to produce something, or provide a service, rather than just market yourself.
    6) Generally need to have multiple skills in a variety of areas, rather than be _The Wizard_ in only one area.
    7) MCSEs don't count as degrees in this line of work.

    There's probably more, but this was just off the top of my head, and this is just my take from what I've seen of friends, coworkers, and acquaintances.

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    1. Re:I'm a government consultant by reaper20 · · Score: 2

      Heh, some of these are funny:
      3) Sensible business plans where everyone does NOT get $2000 chairs.

      You're right, I'm sitting in a shitty chair, but then again, there are plenty of brand new HP Laserjets sitting here, one on each desk connected with parallel cables, non-networked and wasting away. Add those up. Waste is waste, regardless of sector. And that's just one example. You would not believe what the government pays for for somethings (and I don't mean the '$400 wrench' that is commonly referred.)

      4) You actually have to work rather than just hype vapor.
      I've met some of the laziest people on the planet in the government. I've also met some of the smartest and hardest working. Once again, a disease that doesn't discriminate.

      7) MCSEs don't count as degrees in this line of work.

      This one is absurd. MCSE chest pounding is rampant throughout the entire industry. If you don't think some government worker is riding this one for what its worth then you're being idealistic.

    2. Re:I'm a government consultant by egdull · · Score: 1

      I work for a Government Contractor, and I find that work hours and attitude are more flexible here than at my previous employment.

      I choose to work 6am to 4pm, 4 days a week.
      Some of my co-workers come in about 11am Monday through Friday.

    3. Re:I'm a government consultant by Hector73 · · Score: 1

      As former government contractor that is now a "pseduo-"-dotCommer [we're not a dot com ... but we are startup running on venture capital], I have to disagree with several of your reasons.

      4) You actually have to work rather than just hype vapor.

      Maybe its just my circumstances, but I've seen the exact opposite. When I worked with the gov't, everyone talked hype and no one delivered. At my company now, its all about results.

      6) Generally need to have multiple skills in a variety of areas, rather than be _The Wizard_ in only one area.

      A good startup employee can (and will) do everything and anything to get the product out the door! We had lots of FORTRAN wizards in the gov't. That's ALL they did (they did know it well though).

      In terms of whats best, I think it just depends on your circumstances. Everything has its upsides and downsides and gov't contractor vs. .Com is no different.

    4. Re:I'm a government consultant by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      MCSE: My Computer Sucks Enormously.. Oh, you meant the other one...

    5. Re:I'm a government consultant by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      wow. I just started contracting at a place that contracts at a large governement agency after being at a .com for 1 and a half years. I work on site and most of my observations run the opposite of yours.

      1. Hour flexibility: Supposedly, this division works 7 to 4. In reality, I come in at 7:30 and no one is here. People leave when they feel like it starting around 2:30.

      2. Lots of military types: No argument here.

      3. Chairs: Entire division just got SWEET bodybuilt chairs. Cost: about $600 apiece.

      4. work v. Vapor: Umm, the only people who work are contractors. Even then, we're the third contractor on this project. The first two didn't deliver anything, but still got paid.

      5: See above. Marketing is FAR more important. You only get a contract by knowing someone (or paying them under the table, but that is another discussion.

      6: specialization.... I think this is far more specialized here. Dev guys don't touch the servers (support does), dev guys don't touch the data (a DBA does).

      7: Degrees v. Cert: My MCSD is a big reason I got this job.

    6. Re:I'm a government consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8) Dot commers aren't using to pissing in cups
      for their employers

    7. Re:I'm a government consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a .com, and with the exception of #2, all of your points describe us perfectly. Not everyone tried to make big bucks from gullible investors...some of us are applying the same old business principles that have always worked, growing at a pace we can support without venture capital and trying to actually make a profit. (We're not quite there yet, but the crash hasn't affected us at all.)

    8. Re:I'm a government consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      2) Lots of military types in upper management.

      My last company was like this. In fact, in the company people who weren't ex-military were in the minority. I had no problem with it - most of the military types in upper management were good, realistic managers. They didn't promise customers stuff they couldn't deliver, and they were excellent time managers, so we only worked long hours in the immediate runup to delivery dates, and even then only sometimes.

      In my current company most of upper management are business school types. They couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery, and would sell their own grandmothers to a glue factory if they thought it would provide a revenue stream/increase shareholder value. Additionally, they don't have any clue about how proper software development is supposed to be done, expecting us to develop unspecified products with negligible resources in unrealistic timeframes.

      Give me military upper management over MBAs anyday. If it wasn't for reasons of geography I'd go back to my old employer like a shot.

    9. Re:I'm a government consultant by Mastoid · · Score: 1
      7) MCSEs don't count as degrees in this line of work.

      Sure they do.

      After hiring my wife, the MIS director for her branch (everything evil brought to life...honestly, you can't imagine) decided to hire only women because he was so impressed with her (my wife's) performance.

      The MCSE he hired as a secondary engineer had to ask how to turn the desktop systems on.

      Stupidity is found everywhere, and I'm not talking about MCSE's alone.

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  43. Some code to live, some live to code by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    I live to code, therefore I will never work for the government, unless it's for some psycho, super secret, carnivor/quantum computing project. I personally don't see the transitory nature of private labor a bad thing. I happen to like that unstable environment. Stability for me breeds complacency and laziness. It's not for everyone, but I like it. Being out of work every now and then tends to keep one honest and hungry for knowledge. To each it's own. If you code just to pay the bill, government jobs are great. There are plenty of excellent people working for the government.

    There's no need to bag on government employees as a whole, the same stupid paperwork and heirarchy also exists in the private sector. To paraphrase Melibae in book 6 of Spenser's faerie queen, "each person has to find their own path."

  44. SEI CMM by xphase · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think the main reason that 'techies' don't want to work for Gov't Contractors is the strict development environment. Think of this in terms of an open source project. Generally there is no strict QA, no extensive version control, no set requirements, etc.

    Now this, the general OSS development model, doesn't represent all techies, but I think many programmers, esp. the dot-commers, don't want to deal with all this crap. It's not that they can't deal with it, it is just that they don't want to.

    The software development programs are many year long projects that have continual reviews: Design reviews, code reviews, SEI CMM(Software Engineering Institute Capability Maturity Model) or some other model reviews, documentation reviews, etc. These projects have *MASSIVE* code basses, and track *ALL* changes made. No one programmer can just decide to re-write a large portion of code. There are entire sections devoted to testing the software. Some employees do that, and only that. No bug fixing, no looking at the source, just testing.

    Also time accounting is exact. You can't just decide to leave 15 minutes early and not report it. You must record all time worked, if you leave 15 minutes early, you must report it, then report again when you make up that time.

    Sound fun? Some enjoy this model of work/development(me), but it is not for everyone, i.e.someone who is used to the dot-com lifestyle.

    --xPhase

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    1. Re:SEI CMM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...strict QA...extensive version control...set requirements... I think many programmers, esp. the dot-commers, don't want to deal with all this crap."

      Crap? No wonder most software sucks.

    2. Re:SEI CMM by Big+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Most government agencies I've dealt with have little or no actual QA. It's mostly lip service.

      For example, the Oregon Department of Revenue was working on developing a new database last year. However, when it was pointed out to them by a QA engineer that entering names in certain ways could possibly generate errors, they replied "Our users won't enter it that way" and refused to acknowledge the problem. This, despite the fact that this error could really mess up the records, wasting valuable time in repair. Idiots.

      And they still think they have a good benefits package with PERS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

  45. Snow Crash by nonlucent · · Score: 0

    Could anyone who's read snow crash code for the government? Not me... this has got to be the best portrayal of what happens when you combine software development with bureaucracy. Nobody sane ends up working for the government, or should it be nobody working for the government ends up sane?

    This post should have taken you 6.5 Seconds to read, not including this notice. This notice should have taken you 1.8 Seconds to read.

  46. Goverment Security Clearance by Vairon · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, how do you go about getting some sort of goverment security clearance, even the most basic kind? Can a individual fill out a form and start the process, or does it have to be started by a US Goverment Agency during a job interview process?

    1. Re:Goverment Security Clearance by doc_traig · · Score: 1


      You have to work for a company that will sponsor your getting a clearance. Here in the DeeCee area, there is a great shortage of folks with clearances for the open jobs that require them. The reason, in part, is that unlike a certificate, you can't run out and boot-camp and/or buy your way to a security clearance.

      The process can be very expensive and time-consuming, depending on the level of clearance. And not everyone who gets sponsored ends up with a clearance, either.

      - DDT

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  47. Getting a clearance by wiredog · · Score: 1
    The fastest way would be to enlist in the military. As a college grad, assuming you have no drug busts, you would be an officer. All the services need technical people. After 6 years active duty you would have three things that an employer would look for:
    • Leadership experience
    • Technical experience
    • Security clearance


    <GINSU>But wait, there's more!</GINSU>

    You would also get the GI Bill, which will pay for grad school. Have a student loan? The military will pay it off for you. VA Loan when you want to buy a house.

    And 6 years isn't that long, if you think about it. Not out of a career that's likely to span 40 years or more.

    1. Re:Getting a clearance by moniker_21 · · Score: 2

      Nope, no drug busts and pretty good grades. Thanks for the info!

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    2. Re:Getting a clearance by batboy78 · · Score: 1


      Indeed there is more, if you choose to retire from the military in 20 or so years, say you go in as an officer, and retire at 0-5 which is feasible in 20, you would have a nice fat retirement check.

      Then if you wanted goin the ranks of government service, and in another 10 years you can retire again, since your 20 years military service count to your GS retirement.

  48. Re:Why not work for the gov right now? - hmm by NMerriam · · Score: 2

    One of the biggest problems I've seen is that the Gov hires complete morons to do a semi-complex job, gives them a watered-down training on how to do the job, and then wonders why the job/project is costing 500% of what was budgeted

    And this is different from most large corporations how?

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  49. I work for a gov't contractor... by DrEmilioLazardo · · Score: 1

    ...and was hired 6 months ago (just as the economy started to sour). We (it's a fairly large company and we do 50% biz for the gov't) are doing rather well and continue to interview new graduates/experienced employees. Some of the guys I work with worked here previously, but came back after their .com/startup went belly up.

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  50. Security Clearances by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I got a secret clearance during my stint at a defense research laboratory. It was pretty painless so I can't understand a company making a big deal of it unless they are in the habit of hiring non-US citizens or recent immigrants. Basically it involved filling out forms and fingerprinting + a photo. The biggest pain in the butt was trying to remember all my old addresses and people who could vouch for all those periods.

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    1. Re:Security Clearances by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand it, either. I do know that the majority of them here in D.C. that mention clearance specifically state that you must have it already to apply.

    2. Re:Security Clearances by Hector73 · · Score: 1

      It was pretty painless so I can't understand a company making a big deal of it unless they are in the habit of hiring non-US citizens or recent immigrants

      Its not as painless to the company. It also dependes upon the clearance level. There's usually a 6 month backlog on top secret clearences and it costs a pretty penny to sponser someone. Typically, while you are candidate, you CANNOT work on the project (yes, there are exceptions ... it depends on the clearance level) and if the company cannot find something for you to do during that time, well, there goes 6 months of productivity. Remember, not so long ago (3 years), engineers left companies after only a 1-2 years ... so its quite a risk for these companies to sponser someone.

  51. Redundant by nonlucent · · Score: 0

    You idiot! Somebody already mentioned Snow crash way up there!

  52. Good and Bad by kvn299 · · Score: 1

    I joined a government contractor because it was a job I couldn't refuse (international travel--who could resist?). Well, I'm now off the road and working for a much more sedate project. I remember eyeing those pie-in-the-sky salaries of the pre-bust days with envy. Well, things have changed a lot since then. I appreciate the stability--it's a reliable paycheck--but know it would be very easy to become complacent. Even though I don't think I'm gaining much in the skills department, my company does have excellent education benefits that I do take advantage of. I personally don't feel that now is the time for me to make any major career moves, but the glacier pace of the work and the fact that we tend not to be on (or even near) the cutting edge will eventually be reason enough for me to move into the commercial world.

  53. I wish someone would give me a job!! by batboy78 · · Score: 1


    Unfortunately I left the Air Force at a very bad time, I figured that with my skills, and my Top Secret clearance that I would have no trouble finding a new job.

    Same thing with my father he retired from the Air Force, with a Masters, and a clearance, and it took him almost six months to get a job back with the government.

    Government jobs are not the easiest to get, and a clearance does not guarantee employment.

    1. Re:I wish someone would give me a job!! by ScottBob · · Score: 2

      I feel for you, brother. I was in the Army for 6 years, got out, went to college, got a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering (straight "hard core" EE with very little computer engineering above and beyond core requirements), and what was the first firm job offer I got? A DoD civilian job at an Air Force base just south of Macon, Ga. Guess what I did? I turned it down.

      I had to decide... Do I really want to be a DoD Federal civil service employee with a GS pay grade and make exactly half what I would be making as an employee for a big private sector government contractor such as Lockheed Martin or Northrop Grumman? I decided to go for the DoD position for the sake of job security and lower stress (due to the very slow pace imposed by layers of bureaucracy) and better feelings about retirement (especially in light of the Enron fiasco).

      But a week before the start date, with papers and travel orders in hand, I had to turn the job down because of a family hardship that having to relocate would have brought on, no matter whether I worked at a government or a private sector job.

      Although I interviewed for Northrop Grumman, I was eventually turned down, so I'm stuck trying to get my foot in the door at all the local refineries, power plants, etc. (I live in a heavy industrialized area). It's looking more and more like me not getting any job is going to cause more hardship than me moving away from my family, I just hope I can re-apply for the DoD job if it comes to that.

  54. Work for DoD, that's a laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got Top Secret clearance for my local military base from when I was a contractor. Almost no one works on base (this seems to be the standard according to most discussions I've had with the enlisted persons). So when someone says they "work for the DoD" in reality it means: I come in early (so I can find parking), I have 50 conversations with my co-workers, I then go to lunch, then we work for 30 minutes to an hour, then we leave at 3:30pm or so to avoid rush-hour. There is a reason that our government needs so much cash to do anything, lazy/stupid people. Unfortunately most businesses are not far off. (See: "How to cook the books by Andersen")

    1. Re:Work for DoD, that's a laugh by renehollan · · Score: 2
      ER, I was under the impression that one's security clearance, or lack thereof (or perhaps just the level of clearance) were classified.

      Was I mistaken?

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    2. Re:Work for DoD, that's a laugh by jstott · · Score: 1
      ER, I was under the impression that one's security clearance, or lack thereof (or perhaps just the level of clearance) were classified.

      Was I mistaken?

      Yes. You are prefectly free to discuss your clearance, just not the information (or sometimes even the types of information) taht the clearance gives you access too.

      -JS

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    3. Re:Work for DoD, that's a laugh by shaper · · Score: 1

      You are prefectly free to discuss your clearance, just not the information (or sometimes even the types of information) taht the clearance gives you access too.


      erm, I'm not absolutely sure that is true. Could you cite an authoritative source?

    4. Re:Work for DoD, that's a laugh by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      You try figuring out who this AC is ;) Though I see the point, mostly so we don't get computer contractors working as spies. Though it did happen to a high level FBI official...

  55. I really must agree by argoff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I worked on a recent government contract, everyone I ran into just assumed that I would want to work there for the rest of my life. They also just assumed that I wanted a security clearence. I don't. I'd much rather be in an environment where I'm free to share what I know with whoever I want to share it with, and where every last anal probe of my private life is not imspected with a fine tooth comb to get some "elite" type of clearence that is likely to pigon-hole my career anyhow.

    I saw my dad slave away for the government for 30 years+ of bullshit and politics, and seeing billions wasted without tangable real-world results. I cant stand the thought of it.

    People there don't understand - this is not a normal market institution. You can be more efficient, effective, and competent - but that will get you nowhere in government because they are accountable to political forces and not market forces. The only one meere advantage that they have is that in some minute areas they are non-propriatory. Well dammit, with linux out on the business world now - and the comodity PC, that is not even a real advantage anymore.

    They are wrong, it is not the government that drives the market, they are the followers, free enterprize is the leaders because they are accountable to real economics.

    1. Re:I really must agree by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      "free enterprize is the leaders because they are accountable to real economics."

      Then why is Dilbert so popular?

      Many companies plod on for years with bad management and low-grade products. It doesn't always mean they will fail. Many dot-com companies had great ideas for products, but failed anyway. Some where spectacular, but were sucked down just from being around all the others that were failing. Several people here on /. used to work for those places, and know more about it than I do.

      While I do agree that the government does not have the same business sense as a Fortune500 company, it has a much better business plan and business footing than the failed dot-coms. They essentially either had neither, or only one of the two. So when the bubble burst in early 2000, and investors started looking closer, they pulled out of many of them, and many disappeared.

  56. Contractor? Civil Servant? Either Or... by Saltine+Cracker · · Score: 1

    As a NASA Contractor, I see the philosophy clash between the Get it Done'ers and the slower blinder's on folks daily. I must say though that as contracts start up, come to term and get rebid the status quo is that a new contractor will maintain the cream of the crop from the incumbent contract staff. This creates a very stable employment environment.

    Combine that stability with the growing government staffing budget (nearly 14% increase this year), one begins to see a very sweet, stable job market available. Most of the time, we never do any more than is required. That means 8am to 5pm, with perhaps some off hours maintenance on occassion...and that time is easily comp'd. You won't find 8-12% raises each year, stock options, or pinball and billiard tables at the office, but you won't be asked to devote your life to your company either.

    There isn't a day that goes by where my wife doesn't send me a job posting that she thinks would pay more or get me into something I'd like to do more, but the reality is that each time I have to blow her off becuase there aren't very many positions out there which offer the flexibility, stability and competitive salary that this contract job offers, that won't require a 50-60 hour week.

  57. No real difference for these people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most dot-commers did nothing to create any real value. Many of them scammed venture capitalists into giving them tons of money to do essentially nothing. Most government contracting is the same. The only difference is that with the dot-com era only the VCs lost their money. With government contracting, my tax dollars get to pay for this crap. A VC can lose all the money in the fund, the government can just keep collecting taxes (all 2 trillion dollars of them).

  58. Re:Lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, peppered turkey really sounds good. I had pastrami -- tasted great, but isn't sitting real well...

  59. Don't Do It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I started out in the gubmint sector, got a big security clearance, had permanent job security, etc. But I left, because it sucked (for me). Now I work at a dot-com filled with guys who ought to be working for gubmint contractors, because they like to work 9-to-5, if something needs doing, it can probably wait until tomorrow, close enough for gubmint work. That sucks too.

    Before You Take That Gubmint Job:

    1. They'll tell you that a security clearance is a form you fill out, wait a while, no big deal. Wrong. It's a whole culture. All the briefings, waivers, combinations to safes, need-to-know, access, 2-man rule, etc, etc add up to a lot of overhead on your life. If you're thinking about a security clearance because you need one for a job, don't take that job. If you're getting a clearance because you've got to have one to do the work you want to do, you're more likely to be able to handle the frustration.
    2. Slashdotters who care about YRO stories might balk at the notion of signing a stack of blank privacy waivers that will be filled in later for medical, bank, financial, whatever information they want to get about you. Of course, you don't have to sign a blank waiver, but it is really a super-secret "team player" test. Guys who don't sign waivers upon request don't get their clearances processed very quickly.
    3. It is hard to get out! I had to work pretty damned hard to break out of gubmint work. I knew a lot of people who were trying to get non-gubmint jobs but who just couldn't. I was lucky, I guess.
    4. If you're not ex-military or not related to someone in the military, forget it. It's way too late for you to figure out the nuances of military culture, which is the absolute key of gubmint work.

    Having read all that, if you're still interested in that gubmint job, great, because the country really needs technically-astute people doing the tough, sometimes boring work of making that kind of stuff. If you're really into it, there's nothing quite so satisfying.

    The downside of having left gubmint work is that some days it is really hard to make myself believe that it matters a rat's ass that it's now easier for people to buy cheese graters online. On the other hand, in my gubmint job, I could see the direct application of my work, because it was in the field putting Ivan's ass in a wringer.

    1. Re:Don't Do It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up to 4.

      What he speaks of is the truth :)

  60. Geographical Context of the Column by guttentag · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Shannon Henry is a good columnist, but her columns aren't directed at software engineers in Houston, New York, Seattle or Silicon Valley.

    Her job is specifically to cover the DC area's technology industry, which is saturated with people who work for government contractors or the federal government itself. In that sense, it's quite different from other areas of the country.

    Traditionally, the DC area experiences an economic boom when the country goes to war (thousands of jobs are created, houses are built, etc.), so there may be jobs created there that don't exist where you live. Just something to bear in mind.

  61. Civil service blows by imac.usr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    government managers would rather hire an underqualified person with a security clearance and later train them in their tradecraft

    What bullshit. Government managers want somebody with 10 years of Java experience to come and work for $35,000/year. Then, once you get in, they remove all incentive for you to advance by promising cushy benefits, annual COLAs, and best of all, job security. Here at NIH, it took almost two years for a grossly incompetent worker to be fired, simply becuase of the bureaucratic crap they had to wade through. There are techs here who let their NT 4 MCSE certifications lapse because our institute is primarily a Novell shop (although we use Exchange, we have no full-time Exchange admin); when I asked if they were planning to go for the upgrade to Win2K, they said "why bother? I don't need it" That's the kind of attitude they have here.

    Then there's the condescending view all government employees have of contractors. That Dilbert cartoon a few months ago where the contractor is asked to bring his own air? It's not a joke.

    I hate it here. As soon as I pass my Oracle certification tests, I'm out of here, and the federal government can kiss my fucking ass.

    --
    I use Macs for work, Linux for education, and Windows for cardplaying.
    1. Re:Civil service blows by denzo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I hate it here. As soon as I pass my Oracle certification tests, I'm out of here, and the federal government can kiss my fucking ass.
      GOVERNMENT: Please send the coordinates, in NAD83/NAVD88 form, to your rear-end toxic output interface so that we may determine funding qualifications for this project. This will need to be reviewed for a possible 2008-2009 fiscal year deployment.
    2. Re:Civil service blows by Courageous · · Score: 2

      Then there's the condescending view all government employees have of contractors.

      That's "blood sucking government contractor" to you, bud. :)

      C//

    3. Re:Civil service blows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 years java experience? Were there even 50 people working on java 10 years ago?

    4. Re:Civil service blows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry that you are going to be my guinea pig but your post, as many others on this topic are stereotyping all federal agencies as low-paying, and poorly run organizations. Though this might be true of some, not all Federal Government agencies should hold the same standards of evaluation. For instance the Department of Veteran Affairs has set the precedent for healthcare information systems on a national level. There is not an excessive amount of funding in this area to get the job done as quickly as it needs to be done, and there are always mistakes to be made in the development and testing of software applications. This is anywhere. . . private sector or public. It's just that the work Federal Agencies produce affects more lives than any other organization out there, so the mistakes are more visible. Those of us who have worked in the private sector know of the mistakes made there as well. In my experiences in working for a huge internet service provider I witnessed endless mistakes in their software, in those individuals who they chose to provide direct service to customers, and in the timely execution of important projects. So private sector companies are similar to Federal Agencies. Unfortunately there just is less exposure of bad practices in the private world.

  62. OT - I work for a DoD contractor by dhamsaic · · Score: 1

    We lost a guy from the 9th floor of my building - Khang Nguyen. It was scary here too - a friend of mine didn't know if her husband (who works in the Pentagon) was alive or not. Luckily for him, he was in the bathroom when the plane hit. His office was demolished. He lost friends.

    As for me, I only remember seeing Khang once, but it's strange to think that the guy that I saw downstairs in the elevator is deceased.

    --
    Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
  63. Wrong & Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about 40-50 pages and takes several hours to fill out. The freaking LSAT was easier.

    You do need a sponsor.

    Working for the government is for fucking morons.

    1. Re:Wrong & Right by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      It's about 40-50 pages and takes several hours to fill out.

      Nah, mine was about 7 pages or so, and much of that was name, address, phone number kind of stuff.

  64. What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by morven2 · · Score: 1

    I'm curious -- what actually disqualifies you for a security clearance? What do they actually care about?

    Obviously there are different levels of clearance (restricted/secret/top secret etc) but I'm sure somebody here knows a little bit about this.

    I heard once that what really matters is not whether you've done anything dubious in your past, most of the time, but whether you admit it BEFORE they find out for themselves. Any truth in this?

    1. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by batboy78 · · Score: 1

      Thats partially true, I had a buddy when we were going through technical training at Kessler AFB, MS who admitted to smoking pot in the past, and he got a TS, but his recruiter got busted becasue he didin't report that on his in processing paperwork.

    2. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by atemybuick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the mid 80's I answered a knock at the door of the house I shared with some college classmates to be greeted by a guy in a suit with a badge. Fortunately, I'd been warned. A former roommate was getting a security clearance and they were interviewing friends, etc.

      Now I knew he'd been honest and confessed to some consumption of some flammable refreshments. I didn't let the agent in the door (too much evidence lying around) but did answer his questions, agreeing with what my roommate had said. He got his clearance.

      Several years later, I got a secret clearance (which I never used) by also being honest. They seemed to be mainly interested in whether my drug use could be used to blackmail me (did my parents know, etc.) and whether I was still doing it ;).

    3. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several levels of clearance. For DoD work, generally, you start with SECRET. It takes >1 year to get the paperwork through. You can usually get an "interim" clearance in about 3 months if your sponser pulls for you. You can do almost everything with an interim that you can do with the real deal. (FYI, Energy has its own clearances, as does CIA, etc.)

      Generally, as long as your are perfectly honest during the paperwork/interview process, you will not be turned down for a clearance. Drugs, convictions, etc. are not automatically disqualifying. You need to disclose everything, tho. If they find out something that you didn't tell them, that's bad news. Higher level clearances and intel clearances start to get witchy, involving nasty polygraphs, etc.

    4. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it matters whether you have done anything dubious in your past. If you are a convicted felon or have direct ties to a foriegn government for example then you won't get the clearance. You may become a paid agent of the U.S. if you have information they want but you won't work directly for one of the alphabet soup agencies.

      One step below that are things that could make you a target for blackmail. These types of things are what most concern a government employer. They make a person a target for recruitment by foreign agents. These are things that people generally try to hide, even from their own family, things like money problems or severe sexual deviancy.

      I mentioned family, they look real real hard at family, especially if you have direct living relations in other countries. It doesn't automatically disqualify you but it makes the process oh so much more of a pain in the butt.

      One more thing, the U.S. government has a real problem with anyone that at any time advocated the violent overthow of that government. Even if you are only a loosely affiliated acquiantance of someone that fits this description you will have problems with getting a clearance.

      Yes, it is a good idea to admit to anything questionable before you really get involved with trying to get a clearance. I know of one person who admitted to heavy drug use in his past and still got his TS/SCI clearance. He had to document each occurence, (date, time and who he was with). I think it came to 125 occurrences, that he could remember. So admitting to something of a questionable nature isn't a guaranteed disqualification as long as you aren't still doing it.

    5. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by kk5wa · · Score: 1

      Nowadays (and this can be traced back to the Clinton regime giving people clearances that would NEVER under any circumstances get them otherwise) it takes forever to get a clearance. Used to be you had to lie about something, or have committed a felon. About the only way to lose it was to come up hot on a piss test, other than stealing gov't secrets.

      Now they not only check your crimilnal record, but they look at your credit record too. Even the uniformed military has problems getting people into positions because the clearance process takes so long (2-3 years just for a secret clearance).

      BTW, I am a gov't contractor (and a vet). Not a DSS agent.

      --
      sine puella vita suget
    6. Re:What disqualifies you for a security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottom line is...are you a security risk or not? Do you possess personality characteristics that would make you vulnerable to a hostile power, either foreign or domestic, or engage in behaviors like excessive consumption of alchohol before showing up for work. Thankfully there are automatic disqualifiers, like stupidity for instance.

  65. secret agent man by xeno · · Score: 2

    Hmm. As a "special covert operative" the badge stays in the top drawer of your dresser at home, while you are many many miles away, perhaps with having lunch with people who call you by a different name, and would kill you if they knew... You may not have a gun, and you most certainly will not wear a cool black suit with black sunglasses. You may not even get to finish your couscous before losing consciousness.

    Seriously, government work does not always suck. Projects may move at aglacial pace, but they are frequently unstoppable. Compare that to the feeling of never getting to version 1.0. Compare that to having some of your best work thrown out because of some venture capitalist's "refocusing" whim. In gov't work, you occasionally get to work on something really, really cool for years and years. I'll take the chance of that rare opportunity over the constant rushing sound of bungie-CFOs flying by and flitting venture capitalists wringing their hands over excessive foosball usage any day.

    Government contracting offers a lot of advantages over .com/high tech "permanent" work. If you are married, it might actually last. If you have a child, you're not automatically perceived as "undercomitted" (unless you have the operative job above). Your health insurance might actually be worth something, and you might actually retire only once, instead of retiring at 35 only to discover that your paper millions are... paper.

    And there's one other huge advantage: no sales droids.

    Jon

    --
    I think not...(*poof*)
  66. You looked at the wrong agency by wiredog · · Score: 2
    My father was in DoD for years doing R&D work. He retired in 89 and every once in a while some Cool New Thing comes out and he says "Oh yeah, I remember working on that 20 years ago."

    I've seen companies, market leaders even( *cough* seagate *cough*), that had incredible bureaucracy. Have to go through five layers of it to get a $50 expenditure approved.

    1. Re:You looked at the wrong agency by argoff · · Score: 2

      It's true that many large companies are nearly as bad, but when push comes to shove - people still half to volunteer to give them money, that at least gives some sembalance of accountability.

      Ironically, many large companies ar not totally accountable to market forces either because government tax and business regulations make it artifically difficult for competitors to start up or break into the market.

    2. Re:You looked at the wrong agency by Roblimo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yup. I did both the Army and DoD thing, many years ago (hardware and RF) and I am still seeing "new" civilian stuff that I remember from back then. I got to play with a lot of seriously fine electronic-type toys, and even got to drive a tank a few times and play with things that went BOOM! very loudly now and then.

      Saying "the government" or "the military" doesn't mean much. Different government agencies and different military units can be as different as civilian companies are from one another, and sometimes you find technical challenges in the government where you wouldn't necessarily expect them. The Department of Agriculture has done some serious supercomputer research. Ditto the National Institutes of Health. The IRS was a sinkhole for puter people for years, full of incompetence, but I have a friend who's doing system design there now and having a great time replacing some of their ancient junk. He took the job because the pay was okay and he wanted stability, not because he thought it would be fun, but he's really gotten into it. No clearance required, either.

      There are lots of idiots and bad places to work in the government, but there are also great people and great places. Even in the Army, I generally did interesting things and didn't suffer too much from bureacracy. And as a free benefit, I didn't have to worry about what I was going to wear every day. :)

      - Robin

  67. I'm doing this first hand. by reaper20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Working for the government is a double-edge sword where I work. I'm also a contractor working at a government facility.

    At first, I did it our of desperation, since I got out of the Army last August, and there were serious hiring freezes in effect. "Infantry Platoon Leader" doesn't garner accolades with normal businesses.

    Government work was a no-brainer for me, I had the clearance already, all I had to do is basically show up. Yes, I have to wear slacks and shirts with collars on them, but all in all, not to bad a situation, considering where the economy is.

    My problem is lack of challenge. Everything is pretty backwards here. Users are expected to backup and install their own software, and print/sharing is basically all we have, but that doesn't matter, because God knows where the hell everything is anyway. Desktops and Laptops that come with Win2k are immediately downgraded to Windows 98 first edition, because it takes a LONG TIME to get anything approved. Every piece of software and hardware that we buy has to go through 3 comittees before approval. (Yep, even that printer cable).

    We're running some sort of hybrid Novel 3.x network with some hastily thrown together login scripts, 10 Exchange servers that go down all the time (I believe it's 5.5 they are running), and some Computer Associates stuff that has yet to do anything. Some people even use Ghost to install client software, but only certain people are 'authorized', so all in all, the Dell Desktops (not allowed to buy anything else) are the default install, complete with AOL icons and everything. The typical 'security bulletin' is "Everyone go to Windows Update."

    Of course, the mail system is clogged by the 'normal' US Army 300MB Powerpoint presentation that needs to be forwarded to multiple people, multiple times, at least three times a day. That's always great over our antiquated network.

    What I don't know is if this is a typical situation in corporate America. I know other government agencies are more advanced, but its definately not us. I would like to know, because I'm pretty darn sure that Outlook shared calendars and Powerpoint "collaboration" using file sharing is considered enterprise level.

    If that's the ONE great thing about working for the government, there's never a shortage of stuff to do.

    1. Re:I'm doing this first hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you just left the military as a platoon leader then you should know better. Just because everybody around you sucks doesn't mean you need to join them. I left in September and have already gotten one promotion because I gave a shit and set out to learn the system and immediately started suggesting improvements to my boss, when he wouldn't listen i went to his boss, and kept going. You don't know what kind of Exchange servers you're running? What the hell kind of admin are you?

      All The Way!

    2. Re:I'm doing this first hand. by reaper20 · · Score: 2

      I'm not the admin. That's the problem? Contractors aren't allowed to know certain things about the network; I'm sure plenty of people have that problem.

  68. You know how hard that is? by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    Its about impossible to break in the govenment job industry, unless you are a minority, a been shot in war, or otherwise, are "blessed" in some way. My Girlfriend's mother works for the post office and can't even apply for the Postmaster job in my little podunk town cause its on different levels of govenment service jobs. So even after you get in your railroaded around, and its about impossible to advance.

    --
    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  69. A tale of two choices. by jinx90277 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (A first comment before I get distracted: There is a difference between working for a government contractor, which is a civilian company whose major customer is the government, and working for the government, where you are directly employed by a government agency. Reading other posts, I'm not sure people have been carefully distinguishing between the two...)

    My friend and I graduated from college at the same time and both hired into the same major defense contractor within a week of each other, though in totally different areas. (His area of expertise was photonics; I ended up in a systems/software engineering role.) I have had a positive experience so far -- I work with bright people who are very technically skilled, although the development environment (Solaris 2.X; source code written in C) is far from any of the "buzzwords" like Java, C++, Linux, etc. that people love to put on their resumes. The pace of the work has been brisk -- I work in surveillance and reconnaissance systems, and as you might expect, we have gotten even busier after recent events. If anything, we have more work to do than people to do it -- we could stand to hire several more staff.

    On the other hand, my friend hated his time at the company and found it to be utterly stagnant. Compounding his dissatisfaction with the projects was his frustration with the security clearance process -- the project that he was hired for required an SCI, which would have taken well over a year to obtain, and no one had discussed security clearances when he was hired. He left to join a startup company which did well at the time (1999), but has been cutting back staff and struggling to survive recently. I asked him if he'd consider coming back here if things didn't work out, but his preferences are strongly for the small company environment with the flexible work arrangements and informal structure. One thing he never could get over was the idea that work was work here. In his college lab, his co-workers were also his social group, and I think he expected that he'd meet a bunch of young engineers and have an instant peer group. I've certainly met some wonderful friends here, but it's far from a collegiate atmosphere.

    Government contractors, like any other big company, are really a bunch of small companies under the same banner. If you end up in a good group, it might feel very much like a "dot-com" with the pace and challenge of the work. On the other hand, if you end up in a program which has been around for ten years and is in a maintenance phase, it might very well resemble all of the stodgy nightmares you had about "government work." The requirements are quite different -- the technology you develop today won't see action for a few years, and will be expected to function for a decade or more, typically. And above all -- like every other business -- you must understand your customer. Utility, reliability, maintainability, and ease of use are critical considerations, and your end user (at least for defense products) will be 19-year-olds who can't call you for tech support.

    It's important work, and we could use more technical expertise to help us accomplish our goals. But any "dot-commer" considering the switch should carefully consider how well they can adapt to an entirely different culture before sending that resume.

    --
    "she says i'm lousy conversation. as if that's supposed to help."
  70. Having done both... by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

    i used to be a gov'ment contractor. then i went the dotcom way. after that went away, i got a software job in private industry.

    so, having done both, i can say that i will never ever go back to government software. i can tolerate dull work, but the fact that all the engineers around me were so beaten down, unmotivated, and unambitious was seriously depressing. the documentation was pretty painful too (but let's not get into that).

    can you image working in an office where your boss (literally) kicks you out of the building at 5pm because you're not authorized to charge your time to any project after that (you will have exceeded your weekly hour charges)? can you imagine having "the mainframe" (actually just an sgi o2) have timesharing software on it that computes the cpu hours consumed and charges them to your project (don't play any mp3's!)? can you imagine coming up with a really cool-simple-efficient-practical-elegant solution to a problem and having it rejected because it wasn't documented years ago?

    the dot commers (i was one) developed software and had a great time (i personally made alot of money, despite being layed off several times). the government workers can collect their dependable checks forever, but they will never enjoy their work.

  71. Amen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't have said it better.

    The slogan for a govt worker should be:

    We want your least educated and lowest class citizens to work for us! Govt Employee, you could do better but why try.

    lol...

  72. That's all the way to do things, except... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    ...for that last part: hiring people with no experience. I'm sorry, but if doesn't take that long to train somebody, you might as well hire a trained monkey to do your job. I didn't spend most of my life in computers just to have some computer illiterate dumbass get hired, just because he has "clearance".

    Now, I argee with good documentation, coding standards, and other ideas which most of the OSS community follows. I think most business should follow this. Am I being reasonable, or just liberal (as usual)?

    1. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by wiredog · · Score: 2

      It usually takes over a year to get a secret clearance.

    2. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen it done in three months. Depends on your background. Mine took a year and a half but I have it.

      ac

    3. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, it may have changed, but when I got my clearance a few years back, it took three months.

      Of course, the guy that had taken a backpacking tour through Eastern Europe after graduation did take considerably longer.

    4. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by Danse · · Score: 1

      If you can show a pressing need for it, they will expedite it. Otherwise, yeah, it can easily take over a year.

      --
      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    5. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      It usually takes over a year to get a secret clearance.

      Forgive my ignorance, but what is "secret clearance"? Do they hire a CIA agent to watch you sleep/eat/fuck/shit for an entire year? :)

    6. Re:That's all the way to do things, except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Results may vary, It can take over a year but I received mine in 3 months. All depends on how backed up the DSS is and if your file got left/lost on someones desk while their systems where being converted. I had a friend whose took, ahh well, put it this way, he still didn't have it when I stopped working at that location. It had been a year and a half at that point.

  73. I'll tell you how: by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

    Corporations are in the game to make money. If costs consistently exceed 4 or 5 times what was projected, the company either fires those responsible, or files for bankruptcy. The government has the luxury of unlimited revenue, and low accountability. Further, when the gov. runs out of money, they just print more. As a consequence, the incompetent decision makers retain jobs for 20 or 30 years with nothing to fear. Government workers don't get fired for doing a shitty job. Coroporate workers will be terminated if they underperform. It doesn't take a genious to figure out that the private sector has far more talent and potential.

    1. Re:I'll tell you how: by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who worked for a pseudo-gov't agency, allow me to refine what you just said... There is a core group of people who acutally do know what the heck is going on and can make informed decisions. These people are usually not in management; therefore, their ideas don't get very far. Besides, nobody acutally likes technology in a gov't job. Why? It represents change. Who the hell wants to stick your neck out trying something new and untested when you can keep your job doing it the same old way you've been doing it for the last 30 years?

  74. Take everything you read here with a block of salt by alispguru · · Score: 2

    The category "Government contractor" is just as broad a generalization as the category "information technology worker". Government contractors vary wildly in size and bureaucracy level, mostly related to the branch of the Government they work for.

    Little contractors who work for researchy bureaus like NASA, NOAA, NIH, have IT jobs that feel a lot like CS graduate school. with firmer deadlines. Big contractors who work for the IRS or Social Security have IT jobs whose atmosphere rivals IBM in the old, pre-Microsoft days.

    --

    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
  75. The ".com-gov't" conflict is way over played here by Two+Dogs+Fucking · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Like other posters, I come from the dot-com debacle. Been thru 3 companies, all of which bombed, largely due to executive headupassis.

    So I left the Valley and now I'm a defense contractor in the southeast. Nice job. Doesn't pay as well, but I don't have continual nightmares about overdue projects and the sort of chronic stress that's imposed from all sides in the entrepreneurial environment.

    The article makes way too much of this sort of hostility between the two camps. I haven't seen any of that. What I have seen is a good amount of respect for the technology skills that I am bringing to the table, all of which were picked up in the commercial world.

    Even though we deal with legacy system integrations issues, it's not a technology backwater here ... they avoid Fortran here ... they like Java here ... just like everyone else. And HLA is basically CORBA as designed by Duke Nukem ... lots of cool weapons to fire.

    There isn't any of this vengeful kick-them-when-they're-down attitude that the article portrays. Perhaps this is because there isn't a whole lot of substance to this article, so the author felt obliged to manufacture some.

    I also think the perception of defense contracters as technology underacheivers is unfounded. We seem to have the same percentage of motivated, smart people here that we did in the dot-com arena.

    We also have the same number of doltish poltroons, of course. The non-performers here, though, are here more for the security and laid-back pace. They aren't the collection of half-skilled flakes, con-artists, and hangers-on, all pulled by the lure of easy money, that dot-coms usually accumulate to ride on the coattails of the star developers.

    And it is very strange working on a project that has a delivery date 5 years out. In the commercial world, this thing would be on a (highly unrealistic) 6 month track, and would probably end in a complete cluster-fuck because we'd be throwing shit out there before we even understand the problem.

    And as a bonus, I can read /. now ...

  76. Gov vs Contractor for Gov by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    There's a difference between working for the government and being a contractor for the government.

    What I've seen is that contractors

    • (-)are treated ever so slightly 2nd class
    • (-)have slightly less job security
    • (+)their companies (themselves if they're lucky) get paid more than being employees of the government
    • (-)pension and benefits are less than straight government
    Just what I've seen.
    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  77. Security Clearance more than you think by TarPitt · · Score: 1

    A security clearance is not as trivial as some make it.

    Let's look at some choice questions on DD Form 398-2:

    13. Foreign Travel / Connections

    Under oath, provide a detailed list of every foreign country you ever visited, including Mexico or Canada. Of course if you live write next to the border of our NAFTA neighbors, you can summarize trips of less than one day's duration without providing all details.

    19. Credit History
    In addition to the usual public records tuff (bankruptcy, etc.) you must list any time you were significantly delinquent on debt, even if the creditor did not take any legal action against you.

    20. Drug/Alcohol Use and Mental Health
    Be prepared to list EVERY time you indulged in an illegal substance, purchased such items, misused a prescription drug. Provide dates, places, etc. for EACH instance.

    Also, state under oath whether you've ever been counseled by a mental health professional, and be prepared to give details (the shrink's name, dates, nature of the "problem" etc.).

    21. Organizations
    "List all organizations in which you hold or have held membership since you were 16". You must provide the name of the organization, address, type of organization, and dates of membership.

    For a secret clearance, I'm told you provide this all in writing under oath. For top secret, I've been told you are subject to polygraph examination regarding these points.

    I do not have a clearance myself, but folks I know with high level clearances are very careful about their activities, who they associate with, etc. It seems a very guarded life.

    In any event, this is far beyond what private employers require (or can even legally ask), which at most is a criminal records, public records, and maybe credit check.

    --
    If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    1. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Be prepared to list EVERY time you indulged in an illegal substance

      Okay... I guess a little pot never hurt anyone. Even Bill C. did it. Unlike GWB who kept snorting cocaine and is the prez...

      you've ever been counseled by a mental health professional

      Ok. Clinical depression. Can I get my hands on the nukes, please?

      "List all organizations in which you hold or have held membership since you were 16"

      Do Amnesty International, Red Cross and Attac hurt my application?

      Typical self-fulfilling prophecy. The national intelligence agencies screen their people with these kind of stupid questions and as a result hire people who are right-wing, conformist and swear allegiance to dog-eat-dog capitalism only.

    2. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I do not have a clearance myself, but folks I know with high level clearances are very careful about their activities, who they associate with, etc. It seems a very guarded life.

      Pardon my arrogance here, but it bloody well should be.

      If you do a job that requires a clearance, and you're given information that Bad Guys would be able to use against us, well, you're a security risk.

      More to the point, when it entrusts with such information, the Government is taking a risk, and the process of evaluating someone for a clearance is all about limiting that risk.

      For instance, that part about credit history and bad debts -- plenty of "normal, upstanding folks" have "turned" (that is, spied on us for other governments) because they "needed/wanted the money". If you've got a lot of debts, you're a higher risk than someone who isn't, because you're more likely (all other things remaining equal) to say "Yes, I'll send the Russians that list of agents for $60,000, because I need to make my mortgage payments before the bank forecloses".

      If you've got drugs in your past, or a history of mental illness, or an oddball sexual habit, or have belonged to Naughty Organizations you're another type of risk -- blackmail. You're more likely to say "Yes, I'll send the Taliban those structural blueprints for the nuke plant, otherwise the guy with the scraggly beard will tell the world about the thing I did in college with my best friend's goat, and send copies of my NAMBLA membership card to the New York Times".

      > In any event, this is far beyond what private employers require (or can even legally ask),

      In any event, people applying for clearances are asking to be entrusted with access to information where leaks can do damage far beyond what leaks at private organizations can.

      When your company's next quarterly earnings report gets leaked, some shareholders get ripped off, and some unsavory elements make a bundle. When classified information leaks, people can can be killed.

    3. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      So you agree that a security clearance is not a trivial matter (as some prior posters have implied)?

      And you also agree that people wishing a clearance should submit recognize that they may no longer be able to exercise the full range of legal, constitutionally protected activities that citizens are permitted?

      Having to live your life so that you always need to be concerned whether an associate, organization, or legal spare-time activity may result in your clearance being revoked is a very sad way to live in my opinion.

      --
      If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    4. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sec clearances are not trivial, but most folks actually have a harder time finding all their address for the past ten years than answering the "intursive" questions.

    5. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not as bad a all that. I hold a DOE Q clearance so I do live that life. I don't restrict my life because of it in any way.

      ac

    6. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > So you agree that a security clearance is not a trivial matter (as some prior posters have implied)?

      Yup. (That is, getting one ought not to be trivial, and holders of clearances -- as I'm sure the vast majority of clearance-holders do -- ought to take seriously the responsibilities that come with their clearance.)

      By way of analogy - if we inculate a culture of responsibility and security in end-users, we reduce the probability of social engineering resulting in leaked passwords. If we inculate a culture of responsibility and security in programmers, we reduce the probability of buffer overflows being introduced to code.

      The one good thing about the "culture of secrecy" that surrounds high-level .mil and .gov projects is that at least there's an awareness of the responsibilities that go with Knowing Stuff. (And while I sometimes mock the Gummint for its bureaucracy, there are places where it's useful in keeping secrets secret. Putting up with the red tape to build funky aircraft is one thing. Putting up with it to push paper for the DMV or Social Security Agency is another thing altogether ;-)

      > And you also agree that people wishing a clearance should submit recognize that they may no longer be able to exercise the full range of legal, constitutionally protected activities that citizens are permitted?

      Note that some of these issues aren't about the issues per se, but about disclosure and the possibility of compromise.

      Consider that a closeted gay man in a stereotypically-conservative town is a security risk, in that his desire to keep his sexuality concealed from others could be used against him. When Ivan walks up to him with those nasty bathhouse photos, he's compromised. ("Oh my god, I'll do anything to keep my friends and neighbors from finding out!")

      The exact same guy, in the exact same conservative town, but out of the closet, is not a risk. When Ivan pulls the same stunt, the response is "So? Everybody knows about that. Your Russian accent is cute... you want a date or something?"

      > Having to live your life so that you always need to be concerned whether an associate, organization, or legal spare-time activity may result in your clearance being revoked is a very sad way to live in my opinion.

      If you believe that your activities or politics (for instance, the same guy in the 1950s, when his bedroom antics were illegal, well, unless your last name was Hoover ;-) are fundamentally incompatible with a clearance, then be honest with yourself and your potential employer, and don't ask for one, nor expect to work on projects that require one.

    7. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Most people use SF86. 7 years of history. The organization bit is not on that form. Its not as bad as it seems.

    8. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a defense contractor you can do practiclly anything that is legal, and there is no real problem. Guy I use to work with was heavily into goth and had no problem getting and keeping this security clearance, the biggest problem he had was each day walking through the metal detector.

      The things you don't want to do are get into money problem, don't drink and drive, and if don't lie about security related stuff(it you took illegal drugs in the past admit it on the forms).

    9. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Roblimo · · Score: 2

      There is a famous NSA story, told by many security briefers for many years (and for all I know, still making the rounds), about a guy who was gay and got called in for a security review. He was told to sign and send letters to parents and friends telling them he was gay if he wanted to keep his job.

      No one cared about the guy's sexual habits as long as they weren't hidden and therefore potential blackmail material. Ditto former (light) drug use. I knew someone who was almost denied a clearance because she claimed she had never even puffed on a joint. The polygraph test said she was telling the truth, so she passed and got the job, but the clearance people didn't believe her until she was tested. They didn't care about drug use, just that if she had she was willing to openly admit it.

      You don't need to be sane to work for NSA or other "secret" agencies, either. I have known many raging loonies who held high-level clearances. Several Ann Arundel County cops (where NSA is locatated and many employees live) have told me hauling off foaming-at-the-mouth-nuts NSA crypto geeks is not unusual, especially when the moon is full...

      - Robin

    10. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      Having to live your life so that you always need to be concerned whether an associate, organization, or legal spare-time activity may result in your clearance being revoked is a very sad way to live in my opinion.

      If you believe that your activities or politics (for instance, the same guy in the 1950s, when his bedroom antics were illegal, well, unless your last name was Hoover ;-) are fundamentally incompatible with a clearance, then be honest with yourself and your potential employer, and don't ask for one, nor expect to work on projects that require one.

      And how would one know if they are compatible with a clearance?

      I can only write what I observe, which is many people I know with TS (and in some cases secret) clearances are very nervous about activities which are entirely legal. I don't know if they would in fact lose their clearances or not for these activities, but somehow they have gotten the idea they will (or could). Why would someone be afraid to post a commentary critical of US govt' crypto export policies on their person Web page? Be concerned about possessing a copy of 2600 magazine? Refuse to go to a rowdy (though very legal) nightclub? I've run into all of these. Are these folks are paranoid, or are your non-work activities really scrutinized this closely?

      --
      If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    11. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Several Ann Arundel County cops (where NSA is locatated and many employees live) have told me hauling off foaming-at-the-mouth-nuts NSA crypto geeks is not unusual, especially when the moon is full...

      Yeah, but you (Hi, Roblimo!) of all people oughta know from experience that all crypto geeks are, well, a little foamy-at-the-mouth. All that number theory, must, like, do stuff to your brain ;-)

      (Either that, or all the crypto geeks I've ever encountered are also working for NSA. Feeling paranoid yet? ;-)

    12. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Why would someone be afraid to post a commentary critical of US govt' crypto export policies on their person Web page? Be concerned about possessing a copy of 2600 magazine? Refuse to go to a rowdy (though very legal) nightclub? I've run into all of these. Are these folks are paranoid, or are your non-work activities really scrutinized this closely?

      I can think of decent reasons for all of the above.

      Publicly criticizing crypto policies: ...you might accidentally let slip something about those policies that they aren't supposed to let slip. Why take the risk?

      Owning a copy of 2600: ...on occasion, its authors advocate doing things that are contrary to a government employee's boss's interests. Sorta like having an Emacs manual at a vi-lovers' convention.

      Rowdy nightclub: ...afraid of getting "picked up" by the "wrong sort of person", or (say, a brawl breaks out) accidentally tossed into the drunk tank -- and having to explain it to their superiors. Or worse, drinking too much and talking about things they shouldn't.

      I'm not disputing the original author's point - which was that the restrictions (whether real or imaginary) that come with a clearance can be nasty.

      My point was merely that the privilege of being entrusted with information comes with a price tag, and sometimes the price tag is high. On the other hand, the rewards of having that privilege -- being able to work on cutting-edge stuff, solving problems the rest of the world may never have heard of -- aren't chicken feed either.

      It, like everything else in the career world, is a tradeoff. Those who go the clearance route (and to clarify things - I'm not one of 'em) have made the tradeoff voluntarily.

    13. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      So my original post was correct:

      - A clearance is much more intrusive than any background check a private employer might do. You are required to answer very personal questions that would be absolutely illegal for a private employer to ask. You are required to answer them under oath, and in some cases with a polygraph attached.

      - Once you have a clearance, your ability to engage in otherwise legal (and sometimes otherwise constitutionally protected) activities is restricted. Be careful if the magazine you read advocates doing things "contrary to a government employee's bosses interest".

      I think I'd rather be a free citizen than live this way. Others thinking about "the clearance route" should think hard about what they are giving up.

      --
      If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    14. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Saffamer · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the polygraph for higher (TS and up) clearances. Only counter intelligence for people in the military (have you ever tried to over throw our government?), but lifestyle for any civilian (have you ever committed adultery with a chicken while smoking pot?).

      I go for my lifestyle next month. :) Should be fun.

    15. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can only write what I observe, which is many people I know with TS (and in some cases secret) clearances are very nervous about activities which are entirely legal. I don't know if they would in fact lose their clearances or not for these activities, but somehow they have gotten the idea they will (or could). Why would someone be afraid to post a commentary critical of US govt' crypto export policies on their person Web page? Be concerned about possessing a copy of 2600 magazine? Refuse to go to a rowdy (though very legal) nightclub? I've run into all of these. Are these folks are paranoid, or are your non-work activities really scrutinized this closely?

      These circumstances that you cite are also known in theology as "the near occasions of sin." The transition into illegal or immoral activity isn't clearly marked by a border crossing. Usually one is gradually drawn into illegality or immorality with incremental advances into doing worse and worse things until it is too late to draw back.

      This is precisely the kind of incremental daring and suggestions that our enemies' inteligence operatives would use to draw someone in. It's never the case that such a spy would contact a U.S. citizen with a clearance and say, "Hi, I'm Ivan/Muhammed/Chang, may I have your nuclear weapons blueprints, please?" Rather, somone might recruit a potential traitor by trying to be his friend, drawing him into adventurous behavior (such as going to a rowdy nightclub, or reading 2600 Magazine), suggesting "loyalty tests" that seem innocuous at first, such as bringing out an unclassified (but official use only) phone book of the specific government agency, playing pranks on co-workers, etc. Then when the target is addicted to the fun and games, casually suggest something more dangerous, like a dry technical document that also happens to be stamped confidential or secret. By this time, the person is hooked, and the price to back out (by turning himself in) is way too high. That person has now been turned, and you can ask him to do just about anything.

      Someone not interested in a high probability of being drawn into criminal suspicion in a rowdy nightclub when a fight breaks out, or a drug deal goes bad, would probably seek to stay away from such a venue, anyway.

      Someone who would be vulnerable to being propagandized by romantic tales of hacking in 2600 Magazine should probably not read such a publication.

      As someone pointed out, having a clearance often means that you have unavoidably classified opinions. Speaking out on aspects of crypto policy can inadvertently spill information that either isn't commonly known, or at least hasn't been confirmed by the U.S. Government. By speaking out as a knowledgeable person, you've just acted as an unauthorized spokesman of the U.S. Government.

      Let's not forget that Navy Warrant Officer Walker recruited Navy Chief Petty Officer Whitworth by testing his boundaries. For example (according to an interview with Walker on Frontline), he asked Whitworth whether he would do something like the Peter Fonda/Dennis Hopper characters in the movie "Easy Rider" and ride across the country on motorcycles, selling and smuggling drugs. When he answered in the affirmative, Walker then tried to recruit him by lying about the eventual recipient of the stolen classified information (saying it was Israel and not Russia). By the time the full truth became known, Whitworth was fully pulled in, and had no way out. When he was interviewed in federal prison serving a life sentence without parole, he acknowledged that in retrospect, he deeply regretted his actions (no kidding!).

    16. Re:Security Clearance more than you think by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > So my original post was correct:

      Oh yeah - it was. I wasn't disagreeing with the facts - merely expanding on the points you made to show that the restrictions (again, self-imposed or otherwise) aren't as unreasonable in the context of certain .gov/.mil jobs as they would be in the context of most private-sector work.

      > Others thinking about "the clearance route" should think hard about what they are giving up.

      Agreed. It's not something that one should undertake lightly.

  78. The Brave New World of Work by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    So there *still* are places where you can expect lifetime employment.

    Unfortunately, they're places where people react only to the presence/absence of food, air, and water. And no, that's not a troll. I used to be a U.S. Government employee (USAF commissioned officer, six years).

    --
    668: Neighbour of the Beast
  79. Not quite true, at least around here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I an one counter example. Moved from dot com
    to government work. What the HR people tell
    me is that they lost many good programmers to the
    dot com companies and now they are seeing a return

    Yes it is true they like and in many cases will only concider someone with a security clearance but why take a big chance. If the new emplyee is
    rejected for a clearance you would have to lay him off. Lots of people are in fact rejected.

  80. Govt Contracting Sucks! by JThaddeus · · Score: 1

    I worked as a government contractor for **years** and I must say that commercial applications development has it beat by orders of magnitude!! This is especailly true when dealing with security organizations like the Defense Intelligence Agency or the CIA. For one thing, I refuse to sit for a lie dector test. More than that, their security regulations are archane and written by people whose computer experience ended with punch cards. Stuff like "How to Wipe Magnetic Core" but no mention of a personal computer. I worked three years in a SCIF where it was forbidden under pain of dismissal and prison to carry magnetic media in or out but where all the computers were hooked up to the internet with full WWW capabilities!! You figure...

    --
    "Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love." --William Shakespeare ('Love's Labors Lost')
  81. Defense contracting: a good business by Courageous · · Score: 2


    The defnse sector is a good business to be in right now. To wit: the sector has an endemic problem, where large amounts of management is dominated by older employees who will, of course, eventually have to retire. This naturally leads one to wonder where the next generation of DoD managers will come from.

    As this tail expires over the next half decade, I see a demand rise, yep. Opportunity abounds.

    C//

  82. Both are nuts! by dmeiz · · Score: 0

    I worked for both a dot-com and gov-con and they both spent a lot of money producing very little.

    At the dot-com VC capital burnt quickly while the business managment did a lot of hand-waving and the technical management never set any direction. They fizzled down to a typical web projects company, their high technology product irrelevant.

    At the gov-con, the government put priority on the project and the contractor literally shifted into the most inefficient mode possible in order to rack up the billable hours (my personal conclusion, of course). The project was finally stopped by the government.

    I didn't like either. Btw, the government money (OUR money) spent on the dev-con utterly dwarfed the multi-million dollar VC investments in the dot-com.

  83. Different branches of the government are different by cthlptlk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that different branches of the government have different hiring priorities, and it's hard to generalize about "the government" as a single institution.

    I don't have any military background, as either a contractor or soldier, but I believe the posts about the military preferring experience over domain-specific training. However, I do have experience with civil administration (more than I should have, really) and my experience has been that education is very highly valued. I expect that most of the PhD's in Philosophy who aren't teaching or flipping burgers work for the government. I've certainly heard that the State Department is that way...the great salt lick of social science PhD's who don't go on to teach.

    Having said that, I'll go ahead and generalize about the government vs. the private sector--there's a huge difference in views on equal opportunity. I not-to-recently moved in the opposite direction--from government & education to the private sector--and it sure looks like all white folks all the time to me. When I point this out to management, they give me a very thinly veiled "but they'll steal the office supplies!" speech, and insist that they need to go check their voice mail. Maybe it's just the particular company I work for, or the Midwest, but it feels like there are very different ideas about EOE.

  84. Taleban? by baby_head_rush · · Score: 1

    al Qaeda is the prime suspect group for the 9/11 attack. The Taliban "government" provided al Qaeda shelter.

    Go back to sleep.

    --
    Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today
    1. Re:Taleban? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happened to the due process?

      "Yeah, we've got evidence but we can't show it to you. In any case, we'll go ahead with the heaviest bombing since the WWII. Let our great christian god sort them out later. Those who survive, we'll drug, chain, humiliate, make them eat pork and parade to star-chambered justice at the Camp X-ray."

    2. Re:Taleban? by baby_head_rush · · Score: 1

      Let our great christian god sort them out later. Those who survive, we'll drug, chain, humiliate, make them eat pork and parade to star-chambered justice at the Camp X-ray

      Drug & chain: Sedation and restraints protects the prisoner and the gaurd.
      Humiliate: Did the Marines send them to the Friar's club to be roasted. ??
      Parade: After they're roasted we'll give them a ticker-tape parade through Times Square.
      Eat Pork: What the hell are you talking about?
      star-chambered justice: This is not a conventional war we're talking about here. The prisoners are being kept for questioning, in view of the Cuban watchers posts.
      great christian god: This really gets to me. This military action is NOT about religion. I don't give a damn if the people behind world terrorism are Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Islamic, or Mennonite. Your God vs. my God isn't the point.

      You are confused who the enemy is.

      --
      Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today
  85. Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a test post. Do you like it?

  86. My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Working for a gov't contractor, and reading a lot of the posts here over the years, it's actually a pretty good job. (I'm a software engineer, so ymmv.) Why?

    1. In many programs, every manager (including, at my last job, my boss's boss's boss's boss) was a former junior techie person.
    2. Thanks, I'm sure, to the dot-com craze, we have extremely flexible work hours.
    3. We have killer benefits.
    4. Contracts don't last forever, but there are always more government contracts. My old company in my corporation had been around for 30 years and had never once laid anybody off.
    5. The gov't pays contractors for hours worked. That's right. Your employer won't get rid of you to save money. They actually make money by having you work for them.

      I won't say which gov't contractor, but it's a very large one.

  87. The other main difference by gentlewizard · · Score: 2

    Is that corporations CAN get rid of their people. It takes an act of God (not to mention congress) to get rid of civil servants. Contractors are not as locked in, but depending on the contract it can be difficult to release them too.

    Most corporate employment is "at will" these days: you can leave for any reason, they can let you go for any (or no) reason.

  88. Want to work in government and do tech stuff? by Aexia · · Score: 1

    Move to DC and apply for a Systems Administrator position for a Congressional office. They really need competent computer people. In a lot of offices, the systems administrator gets handed off to the receptionist. HIR's been pushing offices to get a dedicated staff member for tech stuff but things change slowly on Capitol Hill. The pay will be nothing like what the private sector offers, of course(24-26K/year) but the benefits are good and you'll make connections that can get you a better paying job outside of gov't. (ie: lobbying firm)

  89. jesus christ. by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1


    What a bunch of elitists you all are.

    ~jeff

  90. Well, technically, no. by wiredog · · Score: 2
    But we really aren't supposed to talk about it.

    Correction, I think possesion of some of the comsec and other high end top secret clearances is classified.

  91. being civil serpent vs contractor: there's a dif by wagadog · · Score: 1

    Working for a DoD (or DARPA or AFOSR or ARO or ONR) contractor is totally different from working directly for the government.

    First of all, the gov't can wait (and hurry along) your clearance, whereas the contractor doesn't have the time or the resources for that. So the clearance is the price of admission, and you'll need to find a company that will sponsor that.

    Second of all, they offer rates of pay that, while not competetive with the private sector, it's not the peanuts you get as a civil serpent either. Third, in a small "weapons boutique" there's often minimal bureaucracy. Even top management at these places often came up from Engineering, not sales or finance or HR or marketing or sleeping-with-the-boss. In fact sales and marketing in these places are often also dominated by people with an engineering background and considerable experience -- because even understanding the customer's requirements, reading and responding to RFP's -- I'd like to see some of these boom dot bomber suits do it! Fourth, the technology is light years ahead of anything you've ever seen in the boom dot bust.

    And no we probably won't upgrade our documentation machines (WinBlows) because some pimply little slashdotter thinks they should--we're busy designing VME bus devices, writing custom device drivers and image processing applications for ahem real computers,

    Oddly enough, military contractors can be the best places for women to work as programmers -- since the social atmosphere is so crusty and conservative, they wouldn't dream of playing some of the stupid grab-ass games that dot bomb suits seem to think is appropriate in the workplace (maybe they get their ideas of what women do at work from their mothers ?)

    Also, because it involves typing at a keyboard, programming still has the aura of being "women's work" in the minds of management. So we can just get on with it, rather than having our right to be doing our jobs questioned at every turn.

    Working directly for a government agency might be a bit like the scene in SnowCrash , as might be working for a very large FFRDC, but in my experience, small military technology contractors are GREAT to work for.

  92. Working For The Government/Contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Actually working as a !government contractor!is not as stable as one may think. For example, Motorola is a massive gov. contractor and they underwent massive layoffs.

    2) Working for the !government!, one definitely has a job-for-life/9-4 mentality. Not much innovation occurs except at the national labs, which incidently are university run.

    3) Top Secret don't mean anything. There's a lot more clearance levels above TS. I know, I've got one before.

    Just wanted to bring up that there is a difference between working for the government and working for government contractors.

  93. Stop bashing .com workers... by curunir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm so sick of everyone bashing .com workers. The media is so quick to label everything .com a failure. The reality that many of us .com'ers know is that the .com bubble burst because of terrible business plans and greedy venture capitalists. It was *rarely* because engineers weren't able to get the job done.

    People have the mistaken idea that just because workers were given more freedom, that the quality of their work suffered. The idea that people working for .com's don't document their work is just wrong. Every .com I worked for (and there were 5) highly valued detailed functional and technical specs. We had coding standards which included fully commenting code. The difference was, we didn't have two years to complete the product. It was always ASAP. As a result, we did view our work less as striving toward a finished product and more toward meeting a deadline and then revisiting it again to add in the features that product planning decided were necessary.

    It is truly a shame that so many great ideas are being discarded by labeling them part of the .com phenomenon. Ideas like respecting your workers and trying to create an environment where they can achieve as much as possible. From someone who saw them first hand, these ideas worked. Some amazing things were accomplished by tech workers at .coms...they just didn't have any business application.

    So, if you have to slam the .coms, talk about the marketing people who spent millions on advertisements before the company saw revenues, let alone profits. Don't blame it on the engineering teams...we did our job.

    --
    "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
    1. Re:Stop bashing .com workers... by lostboy2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear hear! I've worked in 2 .coms and, for the most part, was very impressed by the professional pride and passion that the employees had for their work and for the companies, in both cases.

      While I don't doubt that there are people who were in the .coms simply to cash in on the stock market frenzy, most of the people I've worked with were very dedicated, very competent and very committed to putting out high quality stuff.

      And I loved the culture (which is why I sought to work for another .com after the first one failed). The sheer necessity of having to get a lot done in a short amount of time with little money has a way of forcing people to be innovative and efficient and to focus on the important things and cutting through the bulls**t.

      -- D.

    2. Re:Stop bashing .com workers... by Cyno · · Score: 1


      Exactly. I worked for a few .coms as well as the biguns, SGI, Sun, AOL/TW, etc. There's just something to be said about a startup of 20 people running multiple networks of clusterred systems to push out more personalized content than has ever been done before. Now that the bubble burst and I'm still here making more than ever (I doubled my salery at least 3 times in the last 5 years) I have to laugh at the people who blame the .coms. It was never the technology or the engineering staff in these startups that caused the bubble to burst. First off it was the media giants, look at AOL/TW/CNN. It wasn't 6 months ago when they had the "dotcom crash" stuff going on. Does it honestly surprise you that when the ignorant masses and vcs pull their money out of the only thing driving our blooming economy the ecnomony will crash? Well, I told them back then that it was stupid to pull their money from technology. Technology can only get better, and the rate it gets better is getting faster. Now I'm going to keep my mouth shut, work my easy 10-4:20 job (not nearly as challeging as any .com, plus no documentation required) and collect my dough while the rest of this fucked up country pulls their heads out of their asses... if they ever reallize where their heads are in the first place.

      To the stupid Americans: Basicly I've had it. I know how to make this stuff work for me. Now that you've lost your faith in people like myself you're on your own to find a job or the next get-rich-quick scheme. I would have worked for free taking care of this technology for you. I would have helped you automate everything so you could spend time with your family. But what do you do? You trust CNN instead of me, your friend. I don't ask for anything from you. I don't want to sell you anything. I just want to live together with you, work together with you, and share the wealth. You want to hord it for yourself. And now you've lost your job? Don't come crying to me.

      P.S. I get such a kick out of kmart, enron, etc. filing for bandrupcy. I guess they were really kmart.com and enron.com, right? Idiots. heh.

  94. Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government Contractors _always_ do well in times of war. The government can't legally operate its own bomb-making factories, so the government, and by extention the military, needs to pay someone to build those bombs for them. This is why its called the 'military-industrial complex', because the military needs industry to manufacture its weapons.

    You have to realize, anytime the government increases military spending, about 80-95% of that money is going to go to contractors for various services rendered.

    So when Bush II decides to increase government spending and declare War on Terrorism, you could actually hear a 'cha-ching' sound in the halls of big DC-area gov't contractors. Because even if there is a recession, the government is about to dump money into all the services that entails.

    This was different during the Clinton administration, where contractors were still doing well but not experiencing the run-away growth of the dot-commers.

    Because of this, gov't contractors have a major advantage over dot-commers in terms of stability and funding, at least now.

  95. Why not do both? by gentlewizard · · Score: 2

    Seems to me this thread is locked into an either/or mentality. But think about this: if you had a nice stable government/government contractor position with good benefits, that was relatively mundane with fixed hours, and you supplemented that by moonlighting on a project you were really, really interested in (Open Source, hint, hint) you'd have the best of both worlds.

    It may even be possible to hire in at less than full time, depends on the position whether or not you would get benefits.

  96. Consult The Turd Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please consult The Turd Report first.

  97. pure hell for the bofh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a torture chamber for the bofh ;o)

  98. Re: Civil service blows - true by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    I don't know how it is on the federal level, but I think most government is probably the same.

    I taught computers for 3 years at local government for a major city. If you aren't already cynical, you'll get there. There ARE a lot of good people. But there are also a LOT of incompetant management making every backroom deal you can think of (and some you can't) so they can eventually jump ship to a private consulting firm and make money getting contracts from the city. When I read the first Dilbert book, I was SURE he had worked in the government sector.

    You make very little money and while the upper brass gets their raises, some how they can't find it in the budget for any of the little guys. Or they'll give it to you (so they can publish it in the paper that city workers get a raise) but it's only good for 1 year and they just take it back the next. Yes that really happened under one mayor.

    I also had to laugh about them training you. Oh sure, they'll train you, but then they'll exect you to do the high qualified work at the same salary. I had programmers who got paid a heck of a lot more than me asking ME programming questions because they didn't know OOP.

    When I left, some expressed concerns about the lack of job security in the real world. The truth is, if someone wants to get rid of you bad enough they'll find a way or make your life so miserable that you quit. Unfortunately, the people who stay there usually do so because they're so down they don't think they can survive without the security blanket. And a lot of them couldn't.

    I left for a (non-dot com) company and doubled my salary. I'm still working there 5 years later.

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  99. how to get sec clearance? by cornjones · · Score: 1

    what portion of your soul would you have to sell to get security clearances. dice, hotjobs and what not all have many positions for people w/ prior security clearance but I dunno what is really involved in getting it.

    anyone know?
    ej

    1. Re:how to get sec clearance? by Danse · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it costs about $10K, and you have to give them a bunch of info about yourself. Then they have the FBI do a thorough background check on you. (They are backlogged right now, and have some other agency helping out. Another TLA, but I can't remember the letters at the moment.. OG.. something I think).

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    2. Re:how to get sec clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what portion of your soul would you have to sell to get security clearances

      I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    3. Re:how to get sec clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My dad works for Lockheed Martin and he said it's a sort of chicken-egg process. Usually your employer will pay for it if you need it for your job, but jobs that require it will rarely hire someone that doesn't have it and it's hard to get it if you don't have a good reason for it (like your current employer requires it). He got it because he used to be in the army. After he retired from the Army, he had made contacts at LM, had the clearance, so it was easy for him to get a job. So, to answer your question, you'll need to find a company that needs someone with your qualifications and is willing to invest the time and money into getting you clearance.

      psxndc

    4. Re:how to get sec clearance? by krypteia · · Score: 0

      join the military. easiest way to get one. whats involved in it? plenty. fist you fill out an sf86, basically everything youve done for the last 10 years. if youve ever done anything harder than pot,or any crimes that are a felony stop right here. else, they start a background ivestigation on you, flying an ivestigator around the country to find out if everything you said on the sf 86 is true. ( this part is NOT cheap, i have been told a top secret clearence costs aroun 30k$ take it for what its worth, i dont know if its true. ) if you make it that far, you may or may not get a polygraph ( for me they suxor, guess im just a nervous type )depending on the clearence. mine took ~8 months, but i had one w/o polygraph in the military, so that may be a little faster than average. good luck.

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    5. Re:how to get sec clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most background investigation are actually done by the DSS
      http://www.dss.mil/aboutdss/index.htm

    6. Re:how to get sec clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, I guess shutting down the Federal building in Seattle while protesting the Gulf war high on mushrooms and LSD kind of puts me right out...

  100. Have you ever: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sold drugs?
    Been fired with cause?
    Have a history of heavy drinking or documented mental illness?
    Welched on repaying your student loans or your taxes?
    Been to prison?

    These are some of the more obvious things that _can_ result in denial of a clearance. Really, though, it depends on the level of clearance you need to get.

    In my case, a Secret clearance, basically they want to make sure you are in fact alive, a U.S. citizen, have no criminal record, and a decent credit history. Other things on the application they will delve further into on an as-needed basis: drug use, foreign residency and travel, etc.

    For that level of clearance, it may only take a couple of weeks or so to process if you don't have any problems in your application. They want you to go back 7 years in most cases, in terms of listing where you lived/worked/went to school, with no time gaps at all.

    On all these forms, you have to honest and complete - your clearance will be reviewed at least every five years.

    Higher clearances, such as Top Secret (TS), Secure Compartmentalized Information (SCI), and the various Code Letter and Code Word level clearances, entail a much more in-depth process, and often go much further back in terms of time (10, 20, or more years).

    For these, you _will_ be polygraphed, they will talk to your neighbors, college roommates, professors, etc.

    Have fun!

  101. IMPORTANT INFO by gol64738 · · Score: 1

    here's some important information regarding government jobs:
    if you get hired by a government agency, don't go blasting in there knocking out every task in sight. you'll piss off the other employees who enjoy 'being lazy' for a living.

    most people who have government jobs try to do as little as possible, while making the books look like they do to much.

    i lost work working for a government branch this way. i was fired for being too motivated.

  102. Critical vs. Noncritical systems by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I test software for the Space Station. We have a goal of 1 defect per 20,000 lines of code that
    goes out the door. What's a comparable goal in the commercial world?

    We have twice as many people testing the code
    as we have writing the code.

    If MS Word crashes in a commercial office, no
    big deal. If the code that I test crashes,
    it can kill the crew or destroy the Space Station.

    The point is that government projects often
    involve critical systems, where screw-ups will
    kill people (or worse). So the whole software
    development process is geared to getting it
    right. That means analysing the task, writing
    the software requirements, writing the code,
    testing exhaustively to prove you met the
    requirements, and each step of the way cross-
    checking your work with the other guys.

    The requirements guy sends his document to the
    coder and tester to make sure he doesn't write
    requirements that can't be coded or tested.
    Likewise, as a tester I pass my test procedure
    back to the requirements guy and coder to
    make sure I covered the requirements and I
    understood how the code is supposed to work.

    This takes a lot of work and time, but you know
    what, we put up around 35 MBytes of embedded flight
    software up there (not counting the astronaut
    laptops). The hardware that software
    controls was never all put together except
    on orbit. And it worked. Sure, there were
    bugs in the code. But by and large it
    worked the first time.

    Daniel

  103. Hello there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hello there.

    Would you be willing to "brief me" about your TS activities after you graduate?

    I'll pay you good...

  104. It is easily feasible to prosper in both worlds by kaladorn · · Score: 2

    I can attest to that. From 1995-2000, I worked for a company that was a custom-software house that went after government contracts. My first 4 years were on a mobile computing and dispatch system for the RCMP. Government work. Then my next year was working on a Tactical Mission Trainer for the CF Air Navigation School. Defence Work.

    Then I decided that the company had been bought out and went from 200->1800 and that was too big for me. So I went to a 50 person .com custom-software house. For a year, until the US .com crash caught up with us. There I worked on speech recognition systems and cellular portal software frameworks. This was clearly a corporate job and different in nature to the government work - faster cycle of delivery, less ISO, less overhead in management, more pruning of anything that blocked hitting deadlines and budgets.

    Then, it was off to an even smaller .com developing massively multi-user immersive 3D virtual worlds. This is product development and bears little in common with contract software work. And an 11 person firm bears nothing in common with a 200 person firm or a fifty person firm (well, not much).

    So it is easily possible to move between these markets if you had an open mind, a broad based skillset, and an attitude of "I can do it, whatever it is!". Three years ago I couldn't discuss details of my work and held a Top Secret Restricted Access clearance. Now I tell everyone what I do and teach at the local tech college for fun!

    Moral/Lesson: With a broad based skillset, and adaptable mind, and useful experience (you sometimes have to understand what parts of what you learned can be generically useful), you can make the transition between private sector and government work. I could probably go back. You just have to adjust your thinking accordingly and you keep getting a paycheck, which is a nice plus!

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  105. This is well known. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bin Laden works for the freemasoniac, alien, 3rd lvl imperial-rate, secret conspiracy, UN word government. Like Elton John, Bill Gates and the Queen. Strange that you don't know this.

    Ha - probably you work for the world goverment, too, and want to confuse our minds and tell us lies and make us hear voices in our heads !

  106. Investing in the future. by rebelcool · · Score: 2
    Yeah, those rocketing billions into space with few rewards... despite the research that goes into it usually rewards everyday people 30 years in the future.

    So you're right, government-paid research and work doesn't have the immediate effect that commercial work does. Thank god, because nothing would change or improve if the world followed the "MUST HAVE SOMETHING USEFUL NOW!" mentality.

    You have my sympathies when your 44% pay increase per year reaches its end and starts to retract to your eventual layoff. Lets just hope it does that before you get into your elder years..

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  107. How long can you hold your breath? by Matey-O · · Score: 2

    State Government worker moves on to another position (with Feds)

    10 REM Start of process
    Documenting what they did takes 2 months, entering it into the system takes another month, It's advertised for a month, another month goes by for interviews, oral exams, second interview takes some time.

    We weeded it down to three people: One who we didn't want, one who was looking to bounce from this job immediately to management, and the third who would have been a GREAT person on the job...but we couldn't meet on price. (Mid-$70k with mediocre health benefits and a killer retirement plan; 80% of the average of your top three years if you hang around long enough)

    He passed on the deal, so what do we have to do?
    20 GOTO 10

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  108. Well this is not the government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but ever though about becoming a MLE - microsoft license enforcer ?

  109. qualified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not everyone who worked in the military is under qualified.

    That depends on who "qualified" is, and what role he plays in the organization.

    Oh... you meant that they weren't "under-qualified".

  110. is it just me by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    or is this article kinda full of shit?

    like saying "Business for hookers is down; and not many out-of-work hookers are getting married and having kids".

    different skill sets

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  111. Technical Reasons, Not Culture Reasons by Nopaca · · Score: 1
    The article commments that the dot-com employees are not considered to
    be hot property by the fed employees doing the hiring. There are
    hints that it may be a culture thing, but I think that it's probably a
    reasonable set of decisions based on technical merits.

    The reality is that you have to undertake a completely different style
    of coding than that of most dot-com organisations in order for your
    software to meet the requirements of this area.

    Most mass market commercial software is produced using extremely poor
    software engineering processes for the simple reason that this is what
    you would do if you didn't know any better, and it doesn't come back
    to hurt you in the market. You can make a crappy product, but if you
    get "first mover advantage" and wrap up a nice bit of market power
    over that industry segment, your poor software choices are not going
    to be enough to allow secondary entrants the chance to catch up.
    Network effects, zero marginal cost of production, etc. etc. Case in
    point: Microsoft could request that all of their employees spend the
    next month walking around the offices quacking like ducks, and still
    pull out and retain their monopoly. In how many other industries
    could that possibly be true?

    With military style software, there are defined processes that are put
    in place because the people running the show are used to having to
    create quality software. If you don't, someone comes back to you and
    says "That rocket blew up." The one-off, mission critical nature of
    most of the projects ensures that the entire staff is willing, and
    more importantly, must be able to engage in high level software
    engineering practices.

    The dot-com folks are not going to be able to get jobs easily in the
    fed/military sector for the simple reason that these people know
    better. The dot-commers have had no growth as software engineers and
    have bad habits that need to be untrained before the good habits can
    be trained. Those who had received positive sanctions for their
    previous style of work will have arrogance issues to work out as well.
    Think, for an example, about how much work had to be done both on the
    code and on the personnel to turn Netscape around into something that
    could be reasonably worked on by independent teams across the net.

    I guess that you could call some of this culture, but it's important
    to understand the full scope of what's going on, hopefully so that we
    can see a way to improving the output of the commercial software
    sector once the problem is generally recognized.


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    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Fifty for the contest winners on their couches with remotes...

  112. I guess I shouldn't be reading this... by pease1 · · Score: 1
    I guess if I was to believe all the crap that's been written here, I shouldn't even be reading ./ since I'm currently a government employee.

    I jumped out of govland to do the dot.com thing a couple of years ago. It was a great experience.

    After the dot.bombed, I did some time as a govt contractor. Fun work, if you get it without a clearance. I found most of the folks I was working with (other contractors) to be pretty good... no worse then the bottom of the barrel folks we hired at the dot.com because of labor shortage.

    I've just recently jumped back into govland. In general, the other civil servants I'm working with (for an entire week) have been very interested in my dot.bomb experience and seem to respect it.

    Unless you've done time in govland, as a contractor and in a dot.com environment, I don't know that you can be qualified to say much.

    Mileage will vary ALOT

  113. That looks complicated!!! That's stupid!!! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    To be honest: I don't see the parallel...

    The first is an example of wasting resources detailing new regulation which looks like it was written by a male secretary who only uses TeX and drinks Jolt cola, and has serious problems identifying the priorities in life.

    The second is a government docket from the USDA detailing in what seems to be the streamlining of the inspection and labeling system. The context is unfamiliar for most of us (food inspection + labeling), and he may not have don't the greatest job trying to be clear and concise.
    However, He makes an honest attempt to be precise, probably because it is a docket.

    Oh yeah, one of these affects the quality of our food supply.

    Here's some more examples to what seems to look like stupid and complicated excerpts. (Atleast by your standard...)

    Subsection 1201(b)(1) is similar to subsection 1201(a)(2), except that subsection 1201(a)(2) covers those who traffic in technology that can circumvent "a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under" Title 17, whereas subsection 1201(b)(1) covers those who traffic in technology that can circumvent "protection afforded by a technological measure that effectively protects a right of a copyright owner under" Title 17. Id. 1201(a)(2), (b)(1) (emphases added). In other words, although both subsections prohibit trafficking in a circumvention technology, the focus of subsection 1201(a)(2) is circumvention of technologies designed to prevent access to a work, and the focus of subsection 1201(b)(1) is circumvention of technologies designed to permit access to a work but prevent copying of the work or some other act that infringes a copyright. See S. Rep. No. 105-190, at 11-12 (1998). Subsection 1201(a)(1) differs from both of these anti-trafficking subsections in that it targets the use of a circumvention technology, not the trafficking in such a technology.

    Source

    Wow... That looks stupid and frivilous too!!! Why can't they just make these things simple.

    How about this example:

    The WRR qdisc distributes bandwidth between its classes using the weighted round robin scheme. That is, like the CBQ qdisc it contains classes into which arbitrary qdiscs can be plugged. All classes which have sufficient demand will get bandwidth proportional to the weights associated with the classes. The weights can be set manually using the tc program. But they can also be made automatically decreasing for classes transferring much data.

    The qdisc has a built-in classifier which assigns packets coming from or sent to different machines to different classes. Either the MAC or IP and either source or destination addresses can be used. The MAC address can only be used when the Linux box is acting as an ethernet bridge, however. The classes are automatically assigned to machines based on the packets seen.


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  114. Just gotta worry about NMCI now by InfoSec · · Score: 1

    I did the same thing. I went to work as a security admin for the US Navy (Pearl Harbor) after my dot-com went bust. It's very boring work, and there is little chance of getting any technical upgrades, but the pay checks are always on time . . . That's more than I can say for the dot-bomb. The only thing that concerns me is the whole NMCI thing (Navy Marine Corps Intranet). NMCI is going all over the world and ripping out the current infrastructure and totally replacing it. Our network is all 155MBit Fibre ATM, and their specs for NMCI state that we have to throw all of that away and replace it with fast ethernet (DUH!!). Sometimes I get really annoyed with the way the Gov't wastes money!!!

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    1. Re:Just gotta worry about NMCI now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really shouldn't identify yourself as a government employee. Particularily as a DOD one. I am pretty sure that people on would not be happy that you are making statements like that on a public message board (particularily with no disclaimers, in special sense you identify your positition in the base). That said, I share your concern about NMCI.

  115. You gotta be kidding me... by ITWeeniesAreWorthles · · Score: 1

    Okay, this whole thing is a joke. If anyone tries to make a comparison to dot-com employees and engineers working for a gov't contractor, they should be drawn and quartered. There's a big diff between getting some joke certification and a network engineer and having a REAL degree in Electrical Engineering, and there's a big diff between designing some lame website and designing chips for classified satellites...

    These overblown, underqualified IT Weenies are worthless. They should be taking out my trash and unclogging my toilet.

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  116. How does it feel ... by Joseppi+Blauinski · · Score: 0

    ... to have an anus at both ends of your Alimentary Canal?

  117. experienced govt contractor says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've been a government contractor for 5 years now, and I can say we:
    Get paid moderately $40.00-$60.00/hour

    work slowly, projects take 2-6 times longer than in private companies

    Are less knowledgable (I've been doing this for five years and I still know squat+1)

    Are apathetic (do a good job get the same pay, do a bad job, get the same pay)

    Generally I would say a government contractor is a mediocre position. The bosses aren't horrible (ala uninformed stressed out private industry managers). The technology is generally old, and the job is not too demanding. This mediocre position does however create mediocrity.

  118. Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting a security clearance is easy.

    What you will find more and more often these days is that govt jobs are demanding a security clearance for *all* computer positions regardless of whether the position is security sensitive or not. A big factor in this trend is that now there are enough middle and upper level management types in these govt organizations who did come from military backgrounds and who do have security clearances that they wish to, and are succeeding at, re-inventing their entire organizations to have a military mindset, and wish to populate their organizations exclusively with "thier own kind" of people, and deliberately excluding anyone who is not coming from the military from ever getting a chance at getting hired. This is just one more step in the transmogrification of this country into a police state.

  119. Real World, to Government, and Back by esm · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I did the "government thing" for a few years, working at LANL. It was a wonderful experience, and I had the privilege of working with many, many wonderful and brilliant people.

    The benefits are outstanding: interesting work, job for life, cushy retirement, two months vacation a year (18 days, plus every other Friday off if you work a 9x80 schedule, which it's stupid not to do).

    Exactly one year ago, I quit and went back to private industry, where I had spent most of my working life. Am I nuts? Well, yes, but apart from that, here are some of my reasons:

    • Work Preventers. This is a class of person unfortunately too prevalent in government. They are unable to do anything useful, but are threatened by your ability. Hence they spend their time preventing you from getting anything useful accomplished (paperwork, audits, meetings, their tactics are numerous). After a while, I just got tired of these twits.
    • Rewarding the incompetent. I never understood the "funding game", but it's all a nasty personality cult where you get rewarded for sucking up to the people who control the money. Some projects are assigned in this manner, and it just makes extra effort to work around the less-than-optimal decisions that then get made.
    • Walkin' retirees. A number of people are just hanging out, doing the least they can possibly do until they are able to retire. Fortunately, there aren't many of these, and they aren't as harmful as the work preventers. But still frustrating.
    • No incentive to excel. Performance appraisals are on a "curve", so everyone's graded pretty much as mediocre. Raises are unrelated to performance: right before I left, my group got a flat across-the-board (tiny) raise. I enjoy working, but I expect some sort of benefit after doing good work.
    • Can I get a real job?. I worked in the Bay Area for a number of years, and remember interviewing people who had worked "too long" at government contractors. After enough of those, I started chucking resumes simply based on length of employment at certain places. After working too long at LANL, I started being afraid that I'd become unhireable in the Real World, and slowly descend into the spiral of the Walking Retirees.

    So it's now a year later. My job is no longer guaranteed (but I've survived two layoffs so far). I don't get Fridays off. My stock options are worthless.

    Any regrets? Nope! I'm still ecstatic, enjoying the work, the people, and the sense that if I'm still employed, it's because I am still somewhat competent. It's a wonderful feeling.

  120. You people are fools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Underqualified?

    Hah. While it's true they will let you in without having one of those magical certificates which say, "I just wasted half a million on listening to people who have been out of touch with the industry for fourty years bitch about the way I indent my code.", most government people aren't underqualified.

    Sure, pay is sometimes better on the outside, but I'd prefer having a job in three months to an extra 10k a year now.

    Technology doesn't change?

    (Sorry for the pause, I was busy laughing my ass off.)

    Jeebus. Some people.

  121. Never saw this much waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTF planet you been on, boy?

    Dot-bombs all over the place blew *billions* of $$$. If that's not waste, what is it?

    Just because you're not familiar with SAIC's customer base and get all your information about it from Pravda-on-the-Potomac's trashing of the DOD, don't assume that SAIC does nothing.

    *Oracle* developers work "quickly, efficiently, and professionally"!?!? The same ones that created "unbreakable" code. That's a real hoot.

    I think Larry Ellison saw one too many Bruce Willis film while boffing those Stanford freshman chicks....

  122. So Hook ME Up by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

    I've been out of the field for over a year now. I can handle all facets of web design: graphics, code production, info archtitecture, useability testing, and product strategy. I've done it all since '95. I don't mind hard work (even like documentation) and would love a regular job where I am respected. Heck, I've even done contract work for the government before.

    Oh wait! I'm not in a location that does a lot of gov't contracting (minnesota) and I have no money to move. People look at my resume and see no tech employer for a year and think I am behind the times. Nevermind all the volunteer and non-profit work I've been doing the past 4 years.

    So got some ideas on how to break in to this lucrative career fold?

  123. My experiences as a gov't contractor by bug · · Score: 1

    I cannot speak to the whole industry, but I can speak about my own observations here.

    Gov't contractors have a bad reputation for being incredibly anal about the workplace. I worked a couple of internships for Electronic Data Systems awhile back, and just a couple of years ago they circulated a memo that was viewed as revolutionary: ladies paintsuits were now allowed. On the other hand, at my current workplace, at another gov't contractor, I dress business casual (dockers and polo or button down shirt) most days, and occasionally wear t-shirt and jeans when I feel like it.

    While some gov't contractors may be viewed as anal, large portions of the gov't itself have really loosened up. I went up to a gov't site one time to give a class. Wanting to make a good impression, I wore a suit and tie. I actually got laughed at by the gov't workers, who largely wore t-shirt and jeans. Back in the dot-com boom, many gov't workplaces loosened their workplace standards in order to compete with the dot-com world.

    I can definitely confirm the article submitter's statement that clearances are genrally more important than an adequate skillset. I was a bit of an exception to the rule, but there are a lot of coworkers around me who were hired for a clearance first and skillset second, and they end up coming to me quite a lot for help with various things. Right now, gov't contracting is a very closed group as a result of clearances; you cannot get a job easily without a clearance, and cleared employees tend to be passed around between gov't and the various contractors. If there is one single thing that could open up this closed little world, it would be a complete review and replacement of the various background investigation and clearance processing bodies, but I'm not holding my breath. Waiting multiple years for a clearance that will only last five years before it must be renewed again is STUPID. The result is having a bunch of cleared but unqualified people, which is simply ineffective.

    Speaking of the clearance process, I should mention that smoking dope definitely leaves you much less hirable. You're just going to have to decide which you'd rather sacrifice: employment potential or drug use.

    The actual work itself really depends. Some projects are disgustingly bad and boring. Some are incredibly exciting, trying to solve problems that no one has ever solved before. There is usually less freedom in things. The individual tools and components for a job are almost never decided upon by the people who have to implement the solutions. The work of engineering involves dealing with constraints. However, it's definitely frustrating when most of those constraints are contrived and arbitrary.

    It requires a certain tolerance for bullshit, but it is often rewarding work. The gov't does some very important, often very dangerous things, and it is nice to have some involvement there. If you've got a good manager who can shield you from most of the bullshit (thank God I do), it can be pretty rewarding.

  124. What a load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Poor pay as a gov't contractor? Bullshit. I couldn't get in dot-bombs because they gagged when I told them my current salary - which has gone up quite a bit in the last year+.

    Outmoded technology? Well, so does every large organization. Like the phone company. But there's a lot of new stuff, too.

    Rules and standards. Of course. Our shit has to work.

  125. Contractor, dipshit, not employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now put on your uniform and tend to the folks waiting in line at the drive-thru.

  126. This is not a joke by spikeham · · Score: 1

    I spent my first year out of college at a large defense contractor on a project where everyone had a top secret clearance. We worked in a featureless shiny black cube of a building with no windows. The thing that sums the whole experience up for me is this: On the huge monitor of an expensive new RS/6000 workstation, someone had circled something on the screen. In a permanent blue marker. Which would be there forever. Aaaaarrgh.

    You've heard the jokes about blondes putting whiteout on the screen? Try defense contractors writing on the screen with a marker.

    Yes, I did see a lot of people there who did very little, just sat at their desks, collected their pay, and hoped not to get laid off. They knew that the money that had been spent to get their security clearances meant job security. If the contractor fired them, the government client would get mad about the time and money wasted in obtaining their clearance, not to mention the undesirable departure of one of the top secret anointed into the scary, unmonitored public world.

    The work was a ridiculous farce of government waste as well: mostly writing endless bureaucratic requirements documents. It was very difficult to get anyone to explain what it was we were supposed to be doing. Why? It was a secret! I am still not sure what the big picture was.

    There was an office filled with dozens of people waiting to get their clearances. They got full pay to sit there for months with NOTHING to do.

    No doubt there are many people who like the idea of making a decent salary in a stable job with extremely low demands... but anyone who wants to accomplish something in their work would be driven insane by the boredom.

    I left as soon as my contractually mandated year was up. I have never seen such SNAFUs in the commercial corporate world.

  127. I am one. No kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a government network security administrator. Not contract, but a permanent hire and have been for 5 years now.

    - No gun, in fact I can't even carry one into the building even though I hold a concealed-carry license. Besides all the handguns I own are way too large to casually carry around anyway :-)

    - No black suit or sunglasses, I wear a casual button-down shirt, and belive it or not, I usually get to wear blue denim jeans to work. I even got to keep my ponytail. I do have to wear a suit and tie about 5 times a year for meetings with elected officials, the press, and other bigshots, etc.

    - No badge, just a couple photo ID cards and an electronic card key.

    - I often do get to do spy-like work, which is a cheap thrill.

    The stability is excellent, the pay is just ok, I only make a little over $60K/yr in a position that would get me easily $100K/yr in private industry if the economy wasn't tanked right now. The benefits are pretty good, they match my contributions to my retirement plan at a 2:1 dollar ratio and I can contribute up to 8% of my annual gross into the plan, meaning they add in up to 16% annually (the govt equivalent of a 401K plan, but with the big fund money invested only into guaranteed things like CD's, bonds, etc, not as much interest earned on it but at least it's safely invested)

    1. Re:I am one. No kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those matching contributions cap out at 5%. There is the automatic 1%, and they match 4% to the the first 5% you contribute. Understanding things like TSP and 401(k)'s is a usefull life skill.

  128. Not classified, but not advertized by Squeamish+Ossifrage · · Score: 2

    No, basic DOD security clearances (Confidential, Secret, Top Secret) are not classified. In fact, your clearance level is printed on your badge where I work: Having a clearance level wouldn't do much good if you couldn't tell anyone what it was. Imagine this dialog - A: This area's restricted. Are you cleared to come in? B: I can't tell you unless you're cleared to know. What's you clearance level? A: I can't tell you unles ... what's yours? and so on.

    However, you're not encouraged to attract a lot of attention to them, either. Making a show of having a clearance could attract the attention of the wrong sort of people (i.e. people who want access to things you have access to).

    1. Re:Not classified, but not advertized by ZPO · · Score: 1

      Back in about 90-91 I was going through US customs on my way back from an overseas location. The woman in front of me was very impressed with herself. She kept telling the customs officer (initial screener) that she couldn't answer his questions because she had a security clearance. Guess who got to go stand in the longest line for the whole bag and body search?

      I answered his questions and added something along the lines of "I've got a clearance too, but you don't really give a sh**". He laughed and waved me straight out the doors.

      It's not really a big deal. Remember the first time you got a root password for a system somewhere other than your bedroom? It was a big eal for about a month. Then it just became part of the job. Same thing with a clearance. You feel like humming "Secret Agent Man" for a couple weeks. (Come on fellow spooks, admit it!! ) After that its just part of the job.

      The biggest pain in the ass is having to watch what you discuss with family/friends. There is even stuff on CNN that you can't comment on.

  129. The govvies can be condescending all they want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're paying me twice what they make to do a job they're not smart enough to do themselves.

  130. And it might affect your eventual hirability by Jay+L · · Score: 1

    When I was a hiring manager at AOL (which is based in the D.C. area), I was never impressed with candidates that were currently with government contractors and/or had little non-government experience - as esm wrote, those that had worked there "too long".

    The reason was exactly BECAUSE of the discipline and formality of the government environment. Many of the programmers that excel there could never excel in an atmosphere of "Go add embedded image capability to e-mail and let QA know when it's ready to test." They needed formal design meetings and complete, pre-written UI specs to really do their best work; in the dot-com environment, those details are often decided, or at least coordinated, by the same programmer writing the code. And I was never sure how comfortable they'd be, coming to a place with Nerf-gun fights in the halls, where most of the best work happens AFTER 6pm. Also, at the time, UNIX and C/C++ experience was limited in the military; I'm sure that is changing today.

    There are always exceptions, of course, and some of my best hires were ex-contractors. Some even brought their discipline to the team and helped DO more formal designs; they were guys who would think about every edge case. But I was generally more impressed with someone who worked on a 411 system or other high-rate transaction processing systems than with someone who'd done signal processing - systems engineering over computer science.

    Jay the ex-Mail Guy

  131. true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of qualified people going from the military arena to the public arena.

    That said, I think this all depends on your level of expertise and how you see your career developing.

    Personally, I spent two years doing dotcom work on a freelance basis. Once I had enough experience, I went back to under-contract corporate work - because high-end corporate environments are where the cool stuff is to be found (unless you're a kernel hacker). The dotcom bubble went bust, but I was out of it before then. These days I do governmental and financial work. There is a lot of stuff to be done there and they need pragmatic techies who aren't afraid of corporate work. I do design, business process, technical evaluation and procedural work. Maybe not very l33t, but I enjoy it a lot.

    The main thing to keep in mind is that you're working with people - the technology is an aside.

    Just my 2c.

  132. Oh well. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    I think it's a myth that government contractors are doing so great. I happen to personally know the managers of several companies.

    One is a genuine government contractor, which designs, produces and repairs all sorts of weird computer systems for government and military. About 5 or 6 years ago, business was booming for them, and they moved from a 20,000 square foot building to one twice as large, hired many employees, purchased all sorts of equipment... you name it. So much money was rolling in, they didn't know what to do with it. Now, they can barely pay the bills, and they might have to shut down.

    The other two are aerospace design and manufacturing companies. One has been slowly shutting down for the past 3 years, and the other is just starting to get back on track.

    If these folks aren't government contractors, I don't know who is.

  133. security clearances and govvie work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former military member, i can say that we are relatively well trained by the military schools to perform a variety of tasks such as fiber optics building/repair, hardware repair/installation, and even Unix system administration. http://www.disa.mil is the big man on the totem pole for the military networks. remember we have our own internet that no one without a security clearance ever sees.
    Also, getting a government security clearance can only be initiated by the company/command you work for as a contractor. a Top Secret is worth at least $50,000 to them, and if you already have one from military experience, you save them much money, and a great deal of time. it can take up to 2 years to get one, and yes, only US citizens need apply. just how it goes. security does not equal discrimination in this case.

  134. i work for the gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I swear to God I just got out of the server room with a classic geek - long hair with dandruff, smelled like he has never been near the deodorant eisle in the store. outstanding.

    I am actually trying to get some open sores software in here - apache, some open sores content management. The budget is too tight to waste on the crap all the vendors are pitching.

    1. Re:i work for the gov't by JimmT · · Score: 0

      Its OPENSOURCE, not Open Sores....

      Jim

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  135. But don't dot-commers hate Network Solutions too? by fritz · · Score: 1
    The article gives Network Solutions (the ex-monoply domain name registrars) as an example of a dot-com hated by government contractors:

    Daniels says he once went to an international conference as a Network Solutions representative, and began what he thought was a friendly conversation with the chairman of one of the largest companies in the world. Daniels says the executive suddenly looked at him and said: "You guys have never produced anything real." Daniels says he realized then how deep the ill will ran. He thinks it'll be a tough slog ahead for those who want to cross over to the government side.

    That's not ill will between the dot-com side and the government side. That's ill will between Network Solutions and the entire rest of the world. No?
  136. Stupid Generalizations by sjstearns · · Score: 1

    I am an avid reader of the Post, but these types of generalizations I find ridculous. The Post should be ashamed of itself for breeding paranoia. During the DotCom boom, I grew weary of tech employment articles adulating the new "high tech" millionaires. They dripped of hyperbole and jeaolousy, and failed to mention the hard work and petty back biting that most developers experienced.

  137. No security clearance for dual citizens! by rjnagle · · Score: 1

    Ouch. today I had a telephone interview with a defense contractor. They were planning to fly me up but I had to pass a preliminary security checklist. When asked about whether I had dual citizenship, I replied that no I hadn't, but I was in the process of seeking Irish citizenship for sentimental reasons.

    The security officer said that was enough to disqualify me. Although I was disappointed, the interviewer was even more so.

    The job concerned pretty secret stuff, but it's hard to imagine what kind of security risk I posed. It's not as if Ireland lacks extradition treaties with the US!

    On another note, I should mention that in the tech writing field, a good 50% of the openings are government jobs requiring security clearance.

    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer , Idiotprogrammer, Austin, Texas, Technical Writer

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    1. Re:No security clearance for dual citizens! by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Under the rules, it would mean that you have a potential for a foreign influence. It may be possible, but only for secret clearances. From what I have heard, its now basically to get a TS if you want to keep that citizenship. When I took my job, I had to return my Irish passport (and stated in the letter that I wished to renounce citizenship) and provide documentation that I did before they would even send me the offer letter.

  138. I worked for a DoD contractor by brassrat77 · · Score: 2

    Spent about 12 years in that business, then used the IT skills I learned to move to the commercial side. Having a higher level clearance (TS or poly/lifestyle) REALLY helps.

    There are different types of contractors - some build/code stuff, some advise the program offices that buy the stuff other contractors make, some help the government operate the stuff they've bought. My experience was in the second group, the "support contractors". There are many IT jobs in the 3rd group (operating contractors, sometimes also called support contractors, depends on the agency)

    Since we didn't "officially" build anything, much of our work was writing reports, making presentations ("viewgraph engineering"), etc. On one project, however, we wound up developing and running a substantial web-based information system (yes, we used linux for some of it). A .com person would have felt at home (and it did become the youngest and most civilian-background group on the contractor team).

    I got bored and left for a real .com. Now working for yet another commercial firm.

    In the meanwhile, the project is STILL going strong. People who were working on it in 1985 (when I joined it) are STILL THERE. So as long as your employer wins the contract renewals (or the customer INSISTS the new contractor take you on - it happens), there's job security, as long as politics (it was a high-visibility program and a political target) doesn't kiil it. Many projects do take on aspects of jobs programs, the job security follows. Helps if your Senator is a committee chairperson.

    Breaking in - it helps if you speak the language. There are a lot of TLAs, processes to learn, the way of doing business is DIFFERENT. Not always good, not always bad, but DIFFERENT.

    Having a clearance helps, it was less important when the job market was tight.

  139. Hiring Orangutans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent several years in Albuquerque being turned down for Department of Energy contract jobs because I didn't have the magical Q clearance. Seems you can't get a Q clearance unless you are already in a government job, and you can't get that kind of job without the clearance. One hiring manager told me he'd hire an orangutan if he had a clearance. Competence and experience didn't matter, just the right piece of paper.

  140. Wrong...the innovations are paid for by military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also a former military person would like to debunk the above falicy, in fact most everyone in the military is under qualified!!!!

    The innovation the above soldier refers to is in fact innovation that has been sponsored by the military. It is the many DARPA, DOE, various security agencies, defense contractors, and private sector / military funded companies that bring about the innovation - not the soldiers, not the officers, not in the Army, the Airforce, the Marines, or the Navy.

    As a matter of fact, innovation is frowned upon. Conformity is the rule of the day, without it, we wouldn't be able to fight wars - try to imagine a team of 18 system administrators taking orders, following through on them to the letter as assigned by a superior and then working as a team to finish a task without trying to out-do a team member.

    Innovation comes from rebels - Rebels are kicked out of the military! There are reasons that people in the military are refered to as 'Jar Heads', 'Lugs', and 'Dick Weeds'

  141. Re:how to get sec clearance? Join the military! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is more than one way to get a clearance. However, one way to get it is to join the military. It does NOT have to be active duty.

    If you have a bachelor's degree, meet the requirments for going to Officer Candidate School (OCS), I know that you can join the Army National Guard on an OCS option. On successful completion of OCS (approximately 18 months later), you would have a commission and at least a secret security clearance.

    I do not know about the other services. You will need to speak to a recruiter about that.

    Some serious food for thought.

  142. ExCUSE me? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2

    I'd like to point out is that the government managers would rather hire an underqualified person with a security clearance and later train them in their tradecraft

    Do you have some experience to back this up? I work for a government contractor and would have to say that a good amount of the work we do is certainly harder that hashing out php scripts for some dot-com?

    Where do you get off saying that designing our own protocols and writing embedded systems is somehow easier than writing websites?

    What planet are you from?

    The last time I checked, there weren't a lot of PhD's going into internet muffin delivery, but perhaps that's just because they realize that nobody would ever order muffins over the internet when they can go to the snack machine down the hall!

    BTW, they wouldn't hire an unqualified person WITH a clearance over an overqualified person without. Do you think that the major difference in who gets hired in a market flooded with perl programmers is the clearance? Especially when you're talking about the types of programming the military does?

  143. Re:That looks complicated!!! That's stupid!!! by HiThere · · Score: 2

    You're right. All three look like they were written by the same kind of person. All three are impenetrable gobble-de-gook to those not skilled not only in the art, but in the particular sub-category of the art being described.

    And all three are examples of bad writing. Stephenson may not really be bad writing, since he skillfully evoked the exact feeling that he was attempting to evoke. But it looks just like the other examples.

    Documentation should be intelligible before you already know what it means.
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  144. Do you believe the press? by HiThere · · Score: 2

    One should be quite wary about accepting a stereotype that is being pushed by the press. Frequently it's being pushed because it's easier to push a stereotype than to figure out what's going on.

    Ask yourself: Have I ever been on the site of a news event, and then read the account of it afterwards? Did it match what my senses reported?

    I have been on the site of about 5 major news events. I was never able to satisfactorially match the news description up against what I observed. I feel that the "news" is so processed for entertainment value, that it's relationship to anything actual is quite questionable.

    Slashdot seems to be no worse than my local newspaper, for all the complaining that people do. They just know something about the subject matter. Slashdot just has a different slant. The Weekly World News, however, does seem a bit more creative. I'm still awaiting the invasion from Mars by Chambered Nautiluses.
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  145. Working as a government contractor by lkaos · · Score: 1

    I work as a government contractor for the DoD. Their is a little bit of misinformation going around though. First of all, government contractors are not necessarily doing fantastic right now. The Bush administration has been doing a lot of cutting in the DoD and some pretty big important contracts have been postponed (DD-21, Deepwater). Right now, the government is re-evaluating the future of the military which means things are a bit chaotic.

    Government work is almost always stable though. I personally love it. There is an extremely high concentration on quality of robustness. It's one of the few places that you can really test your skills.

    Dot-com'ers definitely don't fit in though in this environment. A lot of people who left the goverment and went to dot-com companies are coming back know though. A security clearance is very important. It's not difficult to get one if your qualified (it usually only takes about 2 weeks to a month). If your not qualified though, it can take upwards of a year. Two of my co-workers just go laid-off because they had not received their clearances after a year and a half and probably, would never receive them.

    Despite what some people are saying though, having skills is really important in government work.

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    1. Re:Working as a government contractor by StrangeBeer · · Score: 1

      "A security clearance is very important. It's not difficult to get one if your qualified (it usually only takes about 2 weeks to a month)."

      Investigations for clearances are dependant on the level of clearance you want. Confidential, Secret and Top Secret. Top Secret can take anywhere from 6 months (less likely) to upwards of a year or more (more likely). And that's with a clean record...they can take much longer if you have derogs (derrogatory information) such as DUIs, debt or other legal issues. Your 2 weeks to a month are more likely with Confidential or special clearance "add-ons". I've NEVER seen even a Secret go faster than several months.

      A tip for those of you who may go through the investigation process...don't lie on your forms. If you've done drugs in the past, tell them because they're more than likely going to find out. They're more concerned with whether or not you've lied about your past, not necessarily what you've done. It's more about integrity than it is whether or not you followed the letter of the law.

      - Strange Beer

  146. Give me freedom by Dankweed · · Score: 1

    As interesting a concept as it is you have SO MUCH more freedom in the outside. I work for a .net writing code and I coudln't love it more.

    I get to design ALL my programs the way I want, and code them however I want. I document all my design and code thoughorly and use coding standards out of personal pride for my work. It doesn't take THAT long to write this stuff and is of invaluable assistance.

    As a fringe benefit I can play my guitar while I'm thinking up design ideas, wear bob marley T-shirts, smoke pot (off the job, of course... for that matter why would ANY employer care what I do off the clock), keep any hours I please, and the only boss I have is the owner of the company, who is a really nice guy.

    I wouldn't give up that kind of freedom for all the money in the WORLD. Money is not an end to itself and anyone who chases dolars for THAT reason alone really need some help. Remember we only take the soul with us.. the materials get left on earth.

    And as long as I do well, and my coworkers are motivated to do well we ALL have job security.
    The only way to maintain this motivation is to allow freedom of expression and freedom to create when and where I feel most comfortable.

    I honestly do not see a single advantage to government work. Of course I'm a person who is perfectly capable of making my own descions and don't need some regimented wank who doesn't know jack about the creative process teling ME what to do.

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  147. Goberment contracting.... by thogard · · Score: 2

    Oh joy.

    I worked for a company that was formed by a group of contractors. They had taken their previous employers bid, slashed the prices by 1/2 and submited it. I was hired in after the jokers got the contract.

    This was to a US AF base in wonderful part of date your sister Georgia. The contract was with DISA (used to be DARPA) but involved servics for the AF. Now let me count the bosses. 1 for the head hunting company, 2 on the Air force contract side (one was the contract manager, the other was on the technical side). On the DISA side there were two more. Due to goverment policies of who can be a boss, none of these people were qualified so all their supervisors also were my bosses. The company with the contract had a local supervisor, a local contract supervisor and a project supervisor and a project contract supervisor. With the overlap, I had 12 bosses. Only one of them was clueless and a problem. About onnce a week I would be called into Katy's bosses office (he was my boss two different ways and hers one) where he would simply say "Kathy wants to fire you again. Got any idea why this time?". In one of the weekly meetings, I proposed a new metic of "MIPS per square foot" and based on that she got one of those awards goverment empolyees love so much even though she wanted to fire me because I did something to raise her MIPS/sqft" with a new sun box. I suspect she still has no clue.

    The plus side was that I got to play with some cool equipment and I meet people that played with even cooler equipment -- a F-15E beats a sparc station any day. I learned about security from people who knew what they were doing. It was worth while and let me pay of student loans.

    I also got to work on the Gossip email spec and made a change to allow SMTP as a "transition" email system which effectively killed X.400.

  148. employment by freshheimmer · · Score: 1

    so are there any gov job listing URLs out there? .Gov headhunting? Or does one have to search through each agency to find a tech gov job?

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  149. Well golly, I can be a failure too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lessee, I'm ex-military, have a degree, about 10 years of web programming/Unix sysadmin and a a gaggle of certs.

    Oh and I'm out of work.

    So I too am about to become a gov contractor because thet govt is the only one hiring.

    Yes, I can hardly wait, a rainforest full of paperwork combined with a Soviet work ethic.

    Oh boy.

  150. I like to get a job anywhere! by ChozSun · · Score: 1

    How do I get a security clearance?

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  151. Doing both by Animats · · Score: 2
    I've done both. The best theoretical work I ever did was at a DoD contractor, and I made lots of money at a startup.

    I used to refer to the DoD contractor as "life in the parking lane", and for parts of the company, that was accurate. Despite this, they built real satellites which were launched, worked, and were used. Everything was big, clunky, and slow, but it worked.

    Typical example: we had obsolete minicomputers, but first rate power, grounding (2" busbars for ground), air conditioning, fire protection, and physical security. Very little downtime.

  152. Pork Barrel Projects by Cyber+Bear · · Score: 1

    More stereotyping...

    I'm one of those who has access to new technology in my job as a federal contractor and would not say that NIH research in environmental health sciences is pork barrel.... I expect most people would argue with you.

    --[Cyber Bear]

  153. DoD Job Site by StrangeBeer · · Score: 1

    For those of you asking about a URL to search for Government jobs:

    http://dod.jobsearch.org

    -Strange Beer

  154. Yes, but without those people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt you'd be able to safely set foot into a plane.