Why don't you READ my webpage before you assume it's lame? There are a lot of lame websites on *ALL* ISP hosting spaces, but there are a few good ones.
I knew this article was just ripe for trolls. Nothing like a story involving balls to get the juices flowing! Oops. Well ya know, it takes a lot of balls to post an article like that... darn it!
I'm actually surprised how much useful information is being posted when this story has so much, uh, potential for "humor".
I already lost karma to one of these (and right after getting the bonus!) so here goes another colossal OT/troll post, because you asked.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these in soviet russia, where natalie portman chases YOU with a bowl of hot grits! All your Mac OS X would belong to Apple! YBL. YMMV. HAND. RTFM. RTFA.
So we should get rid of our long range fighting capabilities?
This is like saying "We should destroy our nuclear (newquelar) capabilities to promote world peace!". The whole point of having this kind of tech is so that even if enemies do get them, we can fight on their level, or (even better) above it.
That is why we must keep developing weapons. Just because we stop doesn't mean everybody else will. If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
You can't even spell, so I don't think you're in the least bit qualified to make decisions affecting my personal safety and that of my friends and family. Thank GOD you aren't.
She doesn't need to install applications contantly.( Hopefully that'll be 1 more reason to keep me around)
You need some marriage counseling? Judging by your low UID, you've probably been reading slashdot so long that your addiction to it is pulling you away from your wife. And you probably don't like it when she nags you to install her applications either.
No, but if you try to use it you will become object-oriented. Specifically, you will become oriented towards throwing and smashing objects, including your head.
1 botttlesh of beeer on daa wallll, won bottle of beeeeeerrr, drink er down, passhh it aroun hey, wheresh all da beer? gotta go get shome more... *hic*
2 policemen in a squad car, 2 policemen, One gets out and makes an arrest, 1 policeman left in the car.
99 drunks in jail, 99 drunks in jail, Add one more and whadya got, 100 drunks in jail.
In case you're wondering, I'm making this public domain.
The entries are judged on compactness, obfuscation, and originality.
For example, my entry was short and obfuscated. (Those two have (according to the page) a "weigh factor of 2".) Granted, the obfuscation was kinda lame, but (not counting the REBOL headers) it was only one (> 300 char) line. (And no, I didn't just remove the newlines. You'll see.)
Murphy's law, after posting that I wrote & submitted an entry in REBOL. Obviously, I can't describe it here because of contest rules, but it was pretty good.
Imagine waiting for the flash memory to get FSCKed after a crash.
A: "Don't shoot, I'm FSCKing my gun!" B: "FSCK my butt!" B's gun: Blam! Blam! B: "Take that you dirty (bleep)!" A: "I knew I should have just booted single user! AAAAGHH!"
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Look who's talking! It's the head troll!
Why don't you READ my webpage before you assume it's lame? There are a lot of lame websites on *ALL* ISP hosting spaces, but there are a few good ones.
If you think my site is stupid, try this stupid teenage girl's page.
I knew this article was just ripe for trolls. Nothing like a story involving balls to get the juices flowing! Oops. Well ya know, it takes a lot of balls to post an article like that... darn it!
I'm actually surprised how much useful information is being posted when this story has so much, uh, potential for "humor".
Sadly, they're already trying this.
But what I want to know is, can she work in some references to beowulf clusters and soviet russia?
I already lost karma to one of these (and right after getting the bonus!) so here goes another colossal OT/troll post, because you asked.
:-)
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these in soviet russia, where natalie portman chases YOU with a bowl of hot grits! All your Mac OS X would belong to Apple! YBL. YMMV. HAND. RTFM. RTFA.
I can't believe I've sunken this low.
So we should get rid of our long range fighting capabilities?
This is like saying "We should destroy our nuclear (newquelar) capabilities to promote world peace!". The whole point of having this kind of tech is so that even if enemies do get them, we can fight on their level, or (even better) above it.
That is why we must keep developing weapons. Just because we stop doesn't mean everybody else will. If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
You can't even spell, so I don't think you're in the least bit qualified to make decisions affecting my personal safety and that of my friends and family. Thank GOD you aren't.
And if it wasn't hot enough, we certainly have enough flames to heat things up!
You calling Sammy Davis Jr. a robot? Oh wait, you must have been referring to the new version. Sorry.
Yeah, but he probably already knows how to drive.
How about a beowulf cluser of these?
I doubt anybody would notice if this happened on Chicago's south side. Seems like they have a few hit & runs every day there.
But speaking of school aged children, is there any way this could be tied in with the story about the guy who built a tank for his kid?
She doesn't need to install applications contantly.( Hopefully that'll be 1 more reason to keep me around)
You need some marriage counseling? Judging by your low UID, you've probably been reading slashdot so long that your addiction to it is pulling you away from your wife. And you probably don't like it when she nags you to install her applications either.
(Giant crushing foot!)
Dis post iz off da hizzook! Wassup wit dat?
/\/\y k4rm4.
477 y0ur b4s3 4r3 b3l0ng t0 h4x0rs. U R 0wn3d.
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No, but if you try to use it you will become object-oriented. Specifically, you will become oriented towards throwing and smashing objects, including your head.
It needs a surgeon general's warning.
I'm curious, what language was it? I'll admit my entry was just plain programming. I didn't really use any tricky stuff.
That said, it's a tiny program and ran quickly. Maybe I could try writing one in python, the site did say you could enter 3 times.
When I was a kid, I would have KILLED with, uh I mean for, something like this.
(Laugh, you inconsiderate clod!)
7 year old kills Michael Jackson with 1/5th scale tank after Jackson tries to get in tank with kid. World rejoices, film at 11.
IIRC, Tomb Raider games never were multiplayer anyway. What multiplayer games does Eidos make?
1 botttlesh of beeer on daa wallll,
won bottle of beeeeeerrr,
drink er down, passhh it aroun
hey, wheresh all da beer?
gotta go get shome more... *hic*
2 policemen in a squad car,
2 policemen,
One gets out and makes an arrest,
1 policeman left in the car.
99 drunks in jail,
99 drunks in jail,
Add one more and whadya got,
100 drunks in jail.
In case you're wondering, I'm making this public domain.
The entries are judged on compactness, obfuscation, and originality.
For example, my entry was short and obfuscated. (Those two have (according to the page) a "weigh factor of 2".) Granted, the obfuscation was kinda lame, but (not counting the REBOL headers) it was only one (> 300 char) line. (And no, I didn't just remove the newlines. You'll see.)
Murphy's law, after posting that I wrote & submitted an entry in REBOL. Obviously, I can't describe it here because of contest rules, but it was pretty good.
Good luck to all those who enter.
That is pure evil. I could never enter one of these because I mainly progam in REBOL which is much too simple.
for bottles 99 1 -1 [
print rejoin [ bottles " of beer on the wall..." ]
]
You get the idea.
Python. If you code in anything else, you're a crack-addicted monkey whore.
Whatchou say 'bout my momma?
AAAGH! You killed Kenny!
So....A "street-legal" gun is one that can only shoot 10 people in about 15 seconds or less?
Guns don't shoot people, People shoot people.
Unless of course... *sigh* dare I do this again?
In soviet russia, guns shoot people with YOU!
And while I'm at it, imagine a beowulf cluster of these things killing the guy chasing Natalie Portman with a bowl of hot grits!
BTW, nice racist troll there. Or maybe you meant Chicago's south side.
Imagine waiting for the flash memory to get FSCKed after a crash.
A: "Don't shoot, I'm FSCKing my gun!"
B: "FSCK my butt!"
B's gun: Blam! Blam!
B: "Take that you dirty (bleep)!"
A: "I knew I should have just booted single user! AAAAGHH!"
I need to go to sleep.