The real problem with this is that now geeks will be walking around looking at pr0n. Walking into street lamps, wandering into the street... it'll be terrible!
Oh, the carnage! And all because of some well-endowed babe(s).
... if it worked in reverse. Every time a site got slashdotted, the surrounding area would suffer an earthquake. (Power directly linked to hits, of course.)
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Yeah, I was wondering why this was posted under "Toys"...
Too bad he doesn't live in soviet russia, where houses build you!
It sure makes demolition fun! Eeeuuurp, too many twinkies!
You mean like Twi'lek? (I prefer blue.)
Doom and Duke Nukem for a 6 year old?
What happened to the good old days of "NIBBLES.BAS"?
In our next installment, we show you how to score with Natalie Portman by building a beowulf cluster of weather satellites!
(There goes my Karma.)
6) learn how to spell "satellite"
And the obligatory:
In soviet russia, satellites launch YOU!
Shhhhh!! We don't want the secret to get out...
Who needs NASA when you have a desert, astronaut costumes, and the slow-motion effect in iMovie?
What happens when the satellite gets slashdotted? Armageddon?
- If the rock is moving, it's a turtle, stupid!
Look at this great PII I picked up... hey, the keyboard's all sticky, I better clean it. (Opens keyboard) Did somebody spill glue on this thing?
All I found were some half-eaten donuts and some broken beer bottles.
Ooh! I want a vaporizer! I can use it on slashdot trolls, or that annoying dude at the grocery store...
Oh wait, are you referring to one of those dumb things that makes steam to humidify a room? Never mind then.
The real problem with this is that now geeks will be walking around looking at pr0n. Walking into street lamps, wandering into the street... it'll be terrible!
Oh, the carnage! And all because of some well-endowed babe(s).
But it'll probably melt if you slashdot it.
... if it worked in reverse. Every time a site got slashdotted, the surrounding area would suffer an earthquake. (Power directly linked to hits, of course.)
Go pee on your hand sometime. Pee is very warm. And oh yeah, it doesn't smell good either.
But will it improve my downstream bandwidth?
[inconsiderateclod]I'm not paying $20+ for an album who's lyrics I can't understand![/inconsiderateclod] :-)
So, like, is it going to be hot?
Dang, need a roommate?
Just logged in to your account. Boy, your karma is in the toilet!
Wireless is often faster, troll master.
And the video will be duplicated by a beowulf cluster of DVD burners in soviet russia, you insensetive clod!
Darn it, there I go sabotaging my karma again.